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Everything is gone. I don't have the config, I don't have the banners, etc. I have some of it backed up, but it's just like 76chan all over again.

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Fukcing .xyz and fucking .net is fucking down fucking again%!
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at least the bunker is working this time


Yeah, we only need our CSS now.


They want a brand new database and a new lynx.
Basically that's it.
But today's problem ain't it, Odili didn't know about the downtime.
Also they want to "freeze" the site, make it read only and set up a board or something to chat. They want to make a new endchan in parallel with the old, then something something.


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Still getting a 500 error message


Well, at least Odili is trying to make the site better. Endchan's a good site at least.

What worries me is the other boards. They probably not used to the downtime and could leave the site permanently.


Yeah, those now are most of /rus/ I think.
It doesn't help keeping new users for other boards either.

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Let's have a joge thread.
I gathered a couple of Jewish jokes - translated from Hungarian as a proofs that Scot jokes are a category on their own right and not hidden Jew.

- I've two grave problems. - says Kohn to his pal - The one, that my wife is a Jew.
- But you are Jewish too!
- Yes. That's the other one.

Old Schwarz is dying. Weakly he asks:
- Sarah, my dear wife, are you here beside me?
- I'm here, darling, everything will be all right.
- And you my son, David, are you here?
- I'm here father.
- And you my daughter, Rachel, are you here?
- I'm here dad.
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- I'm proud to be a Jew - said the wise rabbi once - if I weren't proud I still would be a Jew. Then why shouldn't I be proud at least?

Liebowitz opens a confectionery. Ha put a sign up to the entrance: "No Jews allowed!"
The whole community gets riled up they go and demand explanation from him for this outrageous act!
You meshuggges! Have you ever tasted my cakes?

A capuchin friar and a rabbi sit in a café. Comes the waiter:
- I'd like a cappuccino. - orders the rabbi
- A rabbino for me. - says the friar.
- What's that? - the waiter asks.
- It's the same as cappuccino, but with a little bit more skin.

Jewess visits the rabbi.
- What to do to prevent pregnancy?
- Drink a glass of water.
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A nigger, a gypsy and a jew walks into the bar, and the bartender says: GET THE FUCK OUT


wise decision.


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Found something interesting. It's from 1862, I'll translate which makes sense in English, or at all.

1st column
3. The pigeon which brings the olive branch of peace for next year.

2nc column
1. The quill which is used in Petersburg to write prescriptions for the Poles.
2. The Polish patriot who is so contempt he doesn't participates in demonstrations.
3. The symbol of freedom of speech in Poland

3rd column
1. Unimpeachable tight for which they'll fight revolutions in Münich.
Holy shit this reminded me of the Beer Hall Putsch, this is the reason I'm posting this
2. The flute Friedrich the Great… and Emperor Napoleon.

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Let's go on with the slow cooking thread.

This time I made beef jerky.
I have to put it up front that this was a test, a practice run to see how to do it. Thus I used very little meat, bout maybe 50 grams, no point ruining a whole cattle, right? Lean thigh, not sure exactly which part.

Pic #1 Sliced them thin and left it marinade a whole day in the fridge. I didn't used paprika. I considered it, but sweet wouldn't add much flavour, and left hot out too as I didn't want that to be the dominating taste. Still some black pepper I added, salt, garlic and Worcester sauce were the other ingredients.
Pic #2 Didn't pay too much attention to the firelay, just made sure to create a layer of coals all over.
Pic #3 Fire! Fire!
Pic #4 When some coals formed I started to place the meat onto the grill.


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Pic #5 Jammed toothpicks over the slices and hanged them with that.
Pic #6 After an hour of drying. The toothpicks started to brown so I had to improvise new ones from green wood. I only had platanus readily available, I wasn't sure if it's neutral or not, some woods might give weird taste to the food. But it was a-ok.
Pic #7 After two hours of drying.
Pic #8 Done. Ofc there had to be an accident. The twine I used to fix the grill onto the tripod got weakened by the flames and when I wanted to move the thing it snapped. I managed to save six slices but two burned. I ate one and started to munch on another when I remembered I should take a photo…

They turned out to be damned delicious. Maybe a little less Worcester sauce, and with a hint of red hot pepper would have been just perfect. All in all the taste was similar to fried kolbász/kielbasa/sausage with mustard (for reference in case a Hungarian reads this: like a debreceni).

Huh I just noticed misspelled the title. Oh well.


its obvious that you are still '"Hungry''. You should add soy sauce. Jerky is all about the salt


I've only tried the pre-made jerky from supermarkets, they're okay but a little sweet. Maybe I'll try this myself the next time it isn't raining (NEVER EVER).


Yes I ate sandwiches after those appetizers.

Rain ain't necessarily bad. I would make some kind of a tent all above (after I made sure everything is fireproof) which keep the rain out but the smoke in. Ofc this would add more smokey flavour.
Doing the thing isn't really a hassle, if done properly, not how I did it, with more proper wood, I used many sticks and such and had to feed the fire constantly.






bad flag


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theres only 1 first world nation in the entire world, and its called AMERICA
anyone that lives outside it is basically a fucking nigger monkey


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>sharts in your general direction


>no flag
you keep king nigger out of this


Can't keep the king of niggers out of it.

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Thanks, Dddudeman!
Here's Krautchan CSS (maybe you need to apply changes to the color of the greentext, as the last time):
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Take your time, it ain't a derby.


that's where you're wrong


im not gonna thank you for that.


Here have Hungarian (Serbian themed) gangster rap from the 90's then.


I haven't been here in years, damn. Was busy using KC. thanks admin

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>Trump late Friday announced that his administration was terminating India's designation as a developing nation under a trade program that allowed Indian exporters to ship 2,000 products into the US duty free.


Frankly in a way India now is more than developing nation certainly. On the other hand liek 90% of India is basically thurd world.

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Who is drinking?


me alcoholic r8.
4th of July is soon guys


Me wasn't. Despite it was 4th of June.

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/kc/ - Kansas City


shaddap CR


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ntr is so two years ago



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