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Sportschan now has a hidden service. I don't know why I did this but I thought it would be cool.
http://lezox23azw2vqltt.onion/

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 No.606

Mutagenics was a classified DARPA project that wound up being successful beyond anyone's wildest dreams - or nightmares. For less than the cost of a single F-64 fighter jet, we'd overcome every major obstacle in the pursuit of designer biotech. We'd even managed to overcome some of the issues with chromosome count mismatches.

 No.607

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The kid could carry eight hundred pounds and pull a sled weighing a ton. She had a tail that worked like a crane or a whip, and a stinger that exuded a neurotoxin that could kill a horse within seconds. She was made of human, scorpion, hawk, and sea anemone genes applied to a human egg delivered through CRISPR technology and grown in an amniotic substrate. She could hear people's heartbeats through her feet. She'd been through eight molts. She was sterile and unlikely to live past age 20, but that didn't matter. We could make more.

 No.608

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I was lying through my teeth, and the kid knew it. I was there to take her away. Maybe not today, maybe not next week, but soon. This kid was the military holy grail, the first of a series of prototypes of the next generation of bioengineered soldiers. I'd be back tomorrow.

 No.611

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 No.612

I hope this is okay! This jpg is actually a .7z file containing an mp3 that goes with the above.

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 No.613

File: 1554423428162.jpg (3.02 MB, 64x64, ai_flux_mp3_7z.jpg)

Argh… lemme try that again. *This* jpg is actually a .7z file containing an mp3 that goes with the above.

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3169846 ai_flux_consortium.mp3

 No.632

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 No.639

>>608
make the robot sex the woman



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