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 No.1184269[Last 50 Posts]

I apologize for not being more active on the site these past few weeks. I was really busy with school and exams, but recently I've been feeling really sick. I've been coughing really bad since last Tuesday. I thought I just had a cold, but it didn't seem to be getting any better. I went to the doctor and they recommended that I self-quarantine and until I feel any better. I'm going to the hospital to get tested for Coronavirus tomorrow morning.

 No.1184271

ULTIMATE FINAL AND GRACIOUS LEL

 No.1184272

wait i didnt kno u were a crikmas babby

 No.1184277

File: 1582939341106.jpg (55.44 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, 14799246988422.jpg)

it begins

 No.1184282

WEW

 No.1184289

File: 1582940597321.jpg (77.2 KB, 960x540, 16:9, sick kids.jpg)

>>1184269
ruh oh

 No.1184295

>>1184269
holy hell man
i wonder if this shits in schools then?
what are the odds that you of all people would get it randomly

 No.1184297

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 No.1184300

lol hopefully you will rip in pieces dudder you fag for not banning those literal homosexuals infesting this site

 No.1184304

>>1184297
still have dibs on her

 No.1184305

Dudder you silly goose! You don't have corona you have ligma!

 No.1184306

>>1184300
Pussy ass nigga posting through tor

 No.1184307

>>1184305
hehe
only epic oldfags will remember this

 No.1184311

File: 1582943736402.jpg (478.35 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Ditz Everything You Want t….jpg)

Spread it to as many people as you possibly can.
Just leave the muscle dads alone, save them for me and my apocalypse bunker.

 No.1184314

go to your local 'barrio' grocer and cough on all the food

 No.1184315

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>>1184300
problem sweety ?
/sp/ is a transboard

dudeman says trans rights

 No.1184326

Holy fuck hope you die also you should have infected as many people as possible before going to the doctor

 No.1184344

File: 1582951313942.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 4.28 MB, 426x238, 213:119, yum.mp4)

The guy was dying of coronavirus right on the street but was cured by the nectar of the gods!

 No.1184356

>>1184344
understandable

 No.1184361

mind going to a gay bar and coughing up a storm for me? their weak immune systems are gonna up the mortality rate to at least 30%

 No.1184363

>>1184361
oh shit duder you need to unironcially do this
go to pulse and starting coughing all over people

 No.1184365

File: 1582963339787.jpg (60.06 KB, 770x433, 770:433, windians.jpg)

wow your birthday is on crikmas

 No.1184368

>>1184363
>all over people
gays as trannies are not people but biowaste

 No.1184370

File: 1582965323424.jpg (138.55 KB, 750x749, 750:749, heem.jpg)

gud nite /sp/

 No.1184371

>>1184370
shaddap CR

 No.1184388

>>1184370
its been a gud day for u.

 No.1184406

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 No.1184431

change spartman to spredditor

 No.1184437

>>1184431
sexual predditor?

 No.1184438

>>1184431
we are all apex spredditors

 No.1184510

Mr. Wesley has the virus and will be burned alive as a precaution

 No.1184584

>>1184269
For real? I'm not even putting up the post irony act that I do as a /sp/artan poster should.

 No.1184592

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 No.1184670

>>1184269
this is why yellows r bad
ban all yellow threads

Also, if you really do have the wutang coronameme, you are now head of the sportschan biological warfare division

 No.1184787

File: 1583024707006.mp4 (1.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, sana sugoi.mp4)


 No.1184852

File: 1583029956522.jpg (3.8 MB, 4208x2368, 263:148, WP_20200229_18_29_53_Pro.jpg)

Covered for half a month for 2 people. Veggies, canned goods, and onhand food not pictured

 No.1184854

>>1184852
i assume the gun is japanese?

 No.1184855

>>1184852
>enough for two people
>implying your roommate i mean gf wont go running to her parents house if shit goes down
ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
post more of her fot

 No.1184856

>>1184855
then i'd have enough for an entire month

 No.1184857

>>1184852
shit gains off that thai food

 No.1184859

>>1184857
>thai food
pretty sure most of this shit is chinese actually. people were fighting in the costco parking lot so i went to the nearby chinese mall instead
*cough cough*
ugh sorry my throat kinda tickles for soem reason

 No.1184860

glad that ohio's rough and sparse terrain will keep us naturally insulated from biological threats

 No.1184861


 No.1184863

i want to fuck the vulcan medical lieutenant

 No.1184864


 No.1184865

idk but shes in so2e6 i want to fuck her

 No.1184866

tng?

 No.1184868

>>1184856
i want to cum on your gf feet

 No.1184869

File: 1583031803316.jpg (69.84 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, shorkcel.jpg)

y arent u here???

 No.1184877

>>1184869
he's the one with the authentic fan sign

 No.1184908

>>1184866
yes 'tng'

 No.1184918

>>1184852
I love the A1 handguards

 No.1184919

File: 1583041017551.jpg (200.51 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 280d66aedc01520f47883bf0d8….jpg)

this is why

jungle fever > yellow fever

 No.1184925

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>>1184919
bold faced lie

 No.1184933

>>1184919
thats fucking disgusting you nigger lover

 No.1184934

>>1184918
i refuse to let the govt confinscate my coronavirus

 No.1184935

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>>1184933
I love loving niggers

 No.1184937

>>1184935
How many ejaculations are they responsible for despite being 13% of the population?

 No.1184939

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 No.1184954

File: 1583058156002.jpg (11.63 KB, 296x296, 1:1, 1582900977555.jpg)

>>1184269
pls dis dont be your last meme ddduderman

 No.1184960

>>1184269
Get well dudder, /kc/ wishes the best.
t. /kc/ chef

>>1184852
>everyone stocks food
>noone stocks tp
Have fun with your ruined arsehole.

 No.1184988

I'm stocking up my rare memes folder

 No.1185022

>>1184960
goin out to buy a case of tp today
plus a few more bottles of 70% rubbing alcohol.

 No.1185023


 No.1185100

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>>1185022
In case it runs out.

 No.1185468

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 No.1185473

update?

 No.1185477

>>1185473
he's dead

 No.1185478

>>1185468
idk UF is in gainsville, its a bit of a ways up from those two counties listed

 No.1185487

>>1185478
ddder was brought to tampa against his will

 No.1185512

>>1185487
It could already be in circulation tho… across the country incubate 14+ days yeahz

 No.1185513

>>1184269
I hope and pray that you get better. If you actually have it that is going to hit home in a really weird way. Don't let it shit you over without a fight, we are counting on you.

 No.1185530

dudder you giant fag go get infected with anthrax or some other real disease instead of this bullshit memecold

 No.1185537

File: 1583160439230.jpg (107.22 KB, 828x817, 828:817, ESGyzEZXkAIOZI8.jpg)

Tested Saturday. Hope you've got a hot nurse budy.
←-EVERYONE PLEASE READ
god bless

 No.1185545

>>1185537
>please wash your hands and convert to the cult of fanatical egalitarianism according to which all humans are born exactly equivalent tabula rasas, genes don't exist, evolutionary selection didn't happen, any difference is entirely environmental, if detrimental the exclusive fault of the evil oppressive white man, if beneficial the hard earned fruit of the individual's fight against its white oppressor, your eyes deceive you, your experience is happenstance, arguments to the contrary are proof of your heresy, and reasoning doesn't matter anyway
translated that for you

 No.1185548

Sauna poster here. Feeling like I am coming down with flu or something as well. Nice knowing everyone.

 No.1185559

>>1185537
haha silly woman, im a RAPIST, not a racist lol xD

 No.1185561

>>1185545
wash your penis raycis

 No.1185625

>The new cases included a woman in Manhattan who contracted the virus while traveling in Iran, and a Florida man with no known contact with affected countries or people. After that man and another person tested positive, Florida declared a public health emergency on Sunday — even as Vice President Mike Pence, tapped to lead the federal response to the crisis, sought to calm the public’s nerves.
oh shit, dddurs is Corona positive, get well soon

 No.1185626

>>1185625
>no known contacts with the virus
literally everyone on /sp/ has "the gift"

 No.1185713

>>1185625
Until ddduder says otherwise I firmly believe this is him. This is hilarious. Where is the bunker incase he dies?

 No.1185714

>>1185713
duddler failed if he didnt affect as many people as possible

 No.1185729

>>1185100
its missing pubes

 No.1185782

>>1185713
well an /sp/ was set up on here but honestly ain't a good one if this is to be believed.
https://julay.world/cow/res/22314.html
>>1185438
I also bet this guy is connected to the other two chans that were spammed just like this
>>1185585
>>1185585
Frankly I don't like any of our options. Endchan appears more fuctional with a fair bit of posters but still has random outages. I don't fully trust some of the 8chan bunkers either but I guess that's where else I know to look. Anybody else have any ideas?

 No.1185783

>>1185713
duder told me if he dies i get to steal the board

 No.1185784

>>1185782
ya options right now kinda suck
maybe for now >we can agree to meet up at our buddy monster if shit goes down

 No.1185787

>>1185784
That maybe the only good one. Maybe… You never know best friens can be horrible roomates but I wonder if they would at least have a /bunker/ thread?
https://smuglo.li/monster/

 No.1185792

>>1185787
It would only be a temporary emergency thread until >we figured out whats mext

 No.1185812

>>1185782
Finalchan sp should be the bunker good uptime and theres no one there

 No.1185820

ive decided the bunker will be blacked.com

 No.1185823

>>1185820
gud decision computer man

 No.1185842

bunker is at 8kun.top

 No.1185844

>>1185792
Bunkering to one thread on a board with a no 3dpd rule sounds awful
>>1185842
I dont think you can even make new boards there atm and 8sp is long deleted

 No.1185848

the bunker is buckeyes dorm room

 No.1185850

Two people tested presumptive positive in Florida, the state’s governor said.

The first is a man in his 60s who has pneumonia and is hospitalized in stable condition. It’s unknown how the man contracted the virus but he has been in isolation and will remain there until he is cleared by health officials, State Surgeon General Dr. Scott Rivkees said in a statement.

The second patient, a woman in hers 20s, recently returned from northern Italy. The patient is stable and isolated at home.

Of the 23 people tested in the state, officials are still awaiting the results of six people, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said.

 No.1185853

>>1185850
wow who knew ddderman was really a woman this whole time

 No.1185856

>>1185853
you didnt know wesley transitioned?

 No.1185866

>>1185856
>the first transwoman to die from coronavirus
sportschan ahead of the world as usual

 No.1185872

bunker is depreschan/int

 No.1185877

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>>1185872
depreschan is ded ;_;

 No.1185882

>>1185877
just like, not be depressed you fucking coon

 No.1185891

>>1185882
stop bullying depressed people

 No.1185933

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>>1185787
>>1185784
No guarantees, but there's a good chance a bunker thread would be allowed for you guys on /monster/ if you asked about it in the meta thread.

 No.1185934

>>1185844
>I dont think you can even make new boards there atm and 8sp is long deleted
This, even then you wouldn't be able to post well there.

 No.1186220

new bunker:
endchan.net/sp

 No.1186221

>>1186220
endchan is still down or did it just crash because 2 people tried to load it at once?

 No.1186229

>>1186221
if endchan.net doesn't work try endchan.org which currently works

 No.1186232

>all these viagra posts on end/sp/
gud job goatbro

 No.1186424

>>1186232
someone needs to tell flamesbro we are here

 No.1186636

>A stadium employee who worked at the XFL's Seattle Dragons home game Feb. 22 at CenturyLink Field has tested positive for the coronavirus, King County health officials said

 No.1186682

>>1186220
sadly that maybe our only choice but I hope ddduder can heal before that happens.

 No.1186716

>>1186682
Finalchan.net/sp/
Endchan would be fine if it can stay up and the catchpa nonsense can be turned off

 No.1186724

>>1186682
he is currently in self-quarantine and is predicted to be healthy within 2 weeks.

 No.1186745

no fans allowed at NCAA Division III March Madness
coronavirus wins another one
death to humanity

 No.1186794

>>1186221
>2 people tried to load it at once?
That problem was solved bout half year ago. Since then such boards used the site which had way more users than /sp/, most notably /qanonresearch/ and /ausneets/ - with 70-150 users at their best. When Kohl went down again bout ~100 posters arrived. Now ofc we don't have that much traffic, NEETs have the top board with 25-40 posters usually.
Downtimes have other reasons.
Anyway this: >>1186229

>>1186716
BO can turn off captcha.

But the whole point is moot Dddudder will be fine.

 No.1186800

kill all the cops politicians judges and CEOs
that is a sportschan directive

 No.1186922

How long do you guys think dudddman will be quarantined? Also, theories on how he got the virus.

 No.1186923


 No.1186934

>>1186922
duder is dead

 No.1186939

>>1186934
there are so many deaths being covered up
this is it boys the end of days

 No.1186961

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 No.1186989

File: 1583582772062.jpg (153.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1186961
noooooooooooooooooooooo

 No.1187018

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 No.1187022

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>>1186961
teehee

 No.1187024

I just found out iihf also does womyns hockey because they just cancelled their tournament for them lel

 No.1187032

>>1187024
nooooooo

 No.1187354

based c-virus amerinigger death count at 19 now

 No.1187507

boomers are dying right now. Drumpf you have blood on your hands.

 No.1187693

>>1187507
Let me redpill you on this:
The coronavirus is a hoax perpetuated by the democrats, aided by all of the health and news organizations in the world to bring down Trump's approval rating. Don't you know Sri Lankan state media is part of the deep state? The CDC tests were defective because Obama sabotaged them. It's really nothing more than a flu because more people will die of the flu than of the virus this year. Don't listen to virologists and epidimeologists, Mike Pence reestablished a needle sharing program in Indiana, so he's the real expert on disease control.

 No.1187768

>>1187693
thanks Q Anon

 No.1187788

>>1187693
dont you mean jews?

 No.1188202

>>1187788
>thinking jews are real

 No.1188203


 No.1188206

>>1188203
gud site

 No.1188316

>>1188202
shaddap kike

 No.1188323

>>1188203
iactsn nigga

 No.1188850

>the whole of Italy has shit itself at the first sign of trouble
Anything remotely bureaucratic is beyond Italians, I don't understand why there's no pan-European response. The EU is always sticking their nose into everything, but when you need them, they're nowhere to be found.

 No.1188854

>>1188850
The EU is anti Catholic which is why Italy cancelled Masses and last rites

 No.1188855

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 No.1188902

>>1188854
wtf I love the EU now

 No.1188908

>>1188850
no, nigger, the eu is never needed

 No.1188923

>>1188850
The whops would probably take a month-long holiday every year if they had a decent excuse.
Brussels would probably insist on shipping the infected to every hospital in the EU. Probably someone had the good sense to tell the retards to shut up so they don't get themselves guillotined.

 No.1188959

>>1188923
very true

 No.1188984

>wesley
almost as bad as sheldon for name
>that long of last name
i bet some level of jew

 No.1188991

>>1188984
i think its a rather handsome name and his last name is not jewish.

 No.1189067

im still alive i didnt have coronavirus but my classes are all cancelled because of it and they're telling us to all go home
today i went to publix and there was a guy there who looked like he was about to fucking die and a guy in line turned to me and said "shits about to get really interesting" like something out of a fucking movie
im kinda scared bros
>>1188984
Wesley is a good name and it's middle and last on there. there's 0 jew in me

 No.1189074

>>1189067
no bitch in my blood
zero bitch in my blood

 No.1189171

>>1189074
I KNOCK DA BLACK OFF YO ASS
I KNOCK DA BLACK OFF YO ASS
I KNOCK DA BLACK OFF YO ASS
I KNOCK DA BLACK OFF YO ASS

 No.1189205

>>1189067
this is not true I already declared you dead multiple times

 No.1189237

>>1189067
>today i went to publix and there was a guy there who looked like he was about to fucking die and a guy in line turned to me and said "shits about to get really interesting" like something out of a fucking movie
this tbh
im way more scared of literally all americans chimping the fuck out at once than i am some pussy ass virus

 No.1189257

>>1188908
I lik the general idea of the EU, it's just that they fucked it up up really bad from the start. This sort of rolling Congress of Vienna concept without any real diplomatic or military power, zero accountability and veto powers for all the member states was a terrible idea. They should have known it would quickly become a cesspool.

 No.1189258

>>1189257
>They should have known it would quickly become a cesspool.
im sure they did and that was literally the point tbh

 No.1189260

>>1189237
shits about to get really interesting…

 No.1189261

>>1189067
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE WERE DOING WHATEVER WE WANTED WITHOUT RULECUCKS !

 No.1189291

>>1189260
should give us some good vids tho
we just need to find a way to keep score on riots. then it wont be so boring

 No.1189322

>>1189291
i hope the riots all occur in leftish shithole urban centers and they give a chance for niggers to leave their niggerdens and start raiding expensive lefty suburban homes

 No.1189330

>>1189322
leftist suburbs are the most disgusting thing to me. The fuckers live in 1950s america while forcing mad max niggery on the rest of us

 No.1189353

i live in a gleaming little island of condos surrounded by niggers and spics. also next to a walmart/mall. if riot shit happened it would be within a block of me

 No.1189364

>>1189067
just wait till they start selling toilet paper for $250 a roll and junkies start trading meth for hand santitizer

 No.1189380

>>1189067
Dddudeman is alive!
Unironically glad you're ok. I'm kinda scared too. Did you stock up?

 No.1189426

Is It True That 1 Out Of Every 4 Women Has Experienced Anal Sex? We Decided To Find Out If It's True

 No.1189540

>>1189426
i know i have!

 No.1189551

>>1189067
oh shit just saw your alive

 No.1189668

who knew sports would die before sportschan would

 No.1189672

>>1189067
Glad your ok buddy.

 No.1189928

>>1189067
Gud to know ur ok budy

 No.1190146

>>1189668
Sportschan must survinal. Sports future could depend on it. We are the last who remeber crik/

 No.1190250

>>1190146
But i hat crik

 No.1190358

>>1190250
i hat you

 No.1190581

>>1189668
Sportschan is the alpha and the omega

 No.1191341

duder declare martial law.
a virus is spreading. the virus of miscegination and faggotry.
only you can stop it.

 No.1191391

>>1191341
dont tell duder what to do

 No.1193345

File: 1584886793388.mp4 (1.47 MB, 384x480, 4:5, fjxfgpeoivv.mp4)

hey wes did u escape to moscowia where roosters take last grains and toilet paper?

 No.1193351

File: 1584888577507.gif (1.81 MB, 8458x3783, 8458:3783, buckeye.gif)

i hope buckeye is okay

 No.1193354

>>1193345
сука бляд xD

 No.1193752

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>>1193345
совершенно в дырочку

 No.1193953

File: 1585024707926.mp4 (1.61 MB, 384x480, 4:5, 9XXnas.mp4)

>>1193752
why did he take off his gasmask?

 No.1193954

>>1193953
>gasmask
>no gloves

 No.1193989

File: 1585045782924.mp4 (2.97 MB, 176x320, 11:20, вот так вот.mp4)

>>1193953
маску можно и с труселей сделать

 No.1194429

Jesus dudder undo the sticky when threads have played themselves out
Dont even mind if theres a new one but holy shit these arent eternal
Love you wesley but this is not how to do things

 No.1194454

>>1194429
he's dead bro lmao

 No.1194560

>>1194454
honestly this

 No.1194735

>>1194454
i talked to him on discourse he said he busy

 No.1194746

>>1194735
busy dying isn't busy

 No.1194749

>>1194746
okay andy dufresne

 No.1195241

why is this thread still sticky?

 No.1195250

the kot thread should be sticky >>1195070

 No.1195256

>>1195250
You watch your place, nigger. I could get you strung up on a tree so easy, it ain't even funny.

 No.1195354

I like ibrelay ayjay eepay's css with the op pic as the tab thingy

 No.1195356

>>1195256
watch your language, nigger. proper adverb is "easily"

 No.1195362

Igor you have to get back to https://depreschan.ovh/b/

 No.1195468

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