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 No.1192723[Last 50 Posts]

ITALY IS GOING FOR THE HIGH SCORE
OH BUT LOOK SPAIN IS CHALLENGING
WHAT A RACE FOR TOP SPOT IN DEATH BOWL 2020

 No.1192724

It's a bencher's season this year, and no one has the capacity of
USA USA USA USA
Betting it all on the Burgers in a comeback victory in a final game versus Italy.

 No.1192726

>>1192724
these pesky shelter in place notices are going to slow down the momentum USA was building
still I believe this is a championship that is USA's to lose

 No.1192727

All Americans here must do their part if we want to win this thing
DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS
DO NOT COVER YOUR MOUTH
COUGH AT EVERYONE
COUGH AT EVERYTHING

It's time to bring the deathb owl title back

 No.1192728

>>1192726
they threw up some all star stats that will pay dividends towards the final score.
hate to call it this early, but the nothing burgers are a shoe in for mvp

 No.1192729

based paki giving india a beatering
go pak

 No.1192731

just remember china has like, 5 times the reported death number

 No.1192734

>>1192731
that wont get them the deathb owl title

 No.1192744

should it be deaths per capita though?

 No.1192758

>>1192744
salary caps r gay

 No.1192762

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 No.1192765

pretty sure my gf dad is gonna die
the docs keep prepping them all for if he doesnt come out
they said today that his lungs are so fucked up that if his heart stops they should consider not resucitating

 No.1192766

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🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 No.1192767


 No.1192769

>>1192767
guyfriend

 No.1192770

>>1192766
the 6 gorillions are a sacred axiom so obviously supertechnological crematoriums must be only logical alternative lol

 No.1192773


 No.1192776

BOOOOOOOOORIIIING
Where are the promised theft rape and murder riots??

 No.1192777

>>1192776
you're the one sheltering in place bitch

 No.1192779

>>1192777
good digits evil post

 No.1192780

with a name like "sheltering in place" it won't be long now

 No.1192782

>>1192777 (checked)
hmm might be a good time to contact the local gang.
thanks for reminding me

 No.1192783

>>1192780
not long at all

 No.1192784

i dont know what it is about these jewish gals
but i want gal gadot to sit on my face

 No.1192785

>>1192784
latka farts are not very good

 No.1192786

>>1192785
tell me about it

 No.1192789

>>1192786
a fart is explusion, mostly air but part food waste. latka is a potato cake.

 No.1192790

>>1192789
and those things are not good?

 No.1192791

>>1192790
it's a combination thing. like cocks are gud and knives are gud but a knife in your cock isn't very good.

 No.1192792

>>1192785
i dont mind
just need her on my face and maybe she can do some freak nasty stretch to suck my gock while she is at it

 No.1192793

>>1192792
gal gadot really does got it goin on, plus she's 40 and has a couple kids, can you imagine what she looked like 20 years ago

 No.1192796

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>>1192793
now is better

 No.1192798

>>1192796
im fine with both
although my attraction to jewish women is alarming
im hoping that i dont have jewish blood and this genetic

 No.1192800

shit taste

 No.1192801

>>1192800
yep i think he literally has something going for shit taste see
>>1192790
>>1192792

 No.1192803

>>1192800
/sp/hills have no mercy and will be confiscated.
they don't faggot.
never forget.

 No.1192831

>>1192765
the boomer remover is doing its job
how old is gf dad?

 No.1192832

corona death GET 12345 coming up

 No.1192833


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>>1192834
wonder which 56%

 No.1192848

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>>1192846
WHITER THAN YOU MUHAMMED !

 No.1192849

>>1192848
who made this?

 No.1192851

>>1192849
made it? that's a photograph of Patrick Mahomes on draft night

 No.1192858

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>>1192849
i dont know but it definitely wasnt GHOST
t. not GHOST

 No.1192879

>kills all whypeepo
>sports is better than ever
fucking based holy shit

 No.1192891

>>1192858
you definitely gained a few pounds cr

 No.1192894

How do you feel when your penis touches the bowl?

 No.1192905

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 No.1192959

>>1192831
60 i think and previous smoker
she was supposed to visit him later today
got a call this morning that his organs are shutting down
hopefully she gets there in time. they couldn't see him since the quarintine

 No.1192960


 No.1192961

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>mcq my easy job is considered "essential" and i can do whatever i want

 No.1192963

>>1192959
tell her she's in our prayers

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 No.1192966

guys im so FUCKING BORED

 No.1192968

>>1192966
i dont care

 No.1192970

but his organ shutdown is just kidney so far?
i mean besides having a machine breathe for him and being at 100% oxygen
those antivirals are pretty toxic. related?
been untubated a week now. chances seem pretty poor

 No.1192973

oh shit here we go
italy looking to exceed 10% mortality
lets see how bad china cooked those death tally books

 No.1192986

12345 GET

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 No.1192988

19931 GET

 No.1193010

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WHAT A JUMP BY ITALY
Some of the finest dying seen in the whole pandemic so far right now the Italians have to be top spot in MVP voting

 No.1193091

USA USA USA USA

 No.1193099

>>1193091
third place by tomorrow, drumpf is really gonna remove all the boomers, aka his voters

 No.1193103

File: 1584827051203.mp4 (1.56 MB, 640x360, 16:9, f7bufzeMKNURahb-.mp4)

You know, I wasn't sure about all that Illuminati/Satanic/Occult stuff regarding Hollywood types but this quarantine has convinced me these people are fueled by some sort of vampirism.

 No.1193109

>>1193099
virus man bad

 No.1193146

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USA NOW INTO THIRD
WHAT A DAY FOR THE AMERICANS

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 No.1193147

>>1193146
new york is a fucking disaster

 No.1193148

Seriously tho what the fuck happened in iran?

 No.1193153

>>1193146
#infected is not a great metric better might be dead or diagnosed/dead ratio
better still would be to know what the fuck the numbers really mean since some countries count a derived illness (eg pneumonia) as corona score and other dont
for reference swine flu infected more than 50 million just in the states

 No.1193154

>>1193148
this is a jewish bioweapon
jews have a hateboner for iran

 No.1193162

>>1193153
more infections will lead to more deaths
america is the ticking time bomb corona has been looking for

 No.1193173

all transitions in da sauna have been cancelled because the hospitals don't have the capacity for it anymore ;_;

 No.1193175

>>1193173
lets name and shame these doctors who refuse to do their job

 No.1193177

>>1193146
damn
in 2 weeks US deaths are gonna fuckin skyrocket

 No.1193179

>>1193177
yep
cant wait
every event is going to be canceled for the rest of 2020

 No.1193182

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american and jewish scum brought this bioweapon virus to Iran

 No.1193189

>>1193179
Pelosi would become president until elections could be held

 No.1193192

>>1193189
perfect
america wont even exist once that kike destroys it all

 No.1193237

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its okay, spartmen. Embrace the paradigm shift. It is our time.

Will (You) accept the call?

 No.1193238

>>1193237
ofc but i guess we may first need the hard time to gradually eliminate enough weaklings and shut up the rest

 No.1193239

>>1193238
get ready to get hard then, man

 No.1193241

>>1193237
I will gladly report to be as xenophobic and genocidal as possible
I want to kill as many soybois as possible
I only live to kill

 No.1193242

>>1193241
os it the duality of man, sir?

 No.1193244

let that ard time come
when wiimen once again cannot walk alone in the street society will finally be in the path to righting itself up

 No.1193249

>>1193242
I WAS BORN TO KILL
YOU ARE IMPEDING MY MISSION
YOU WILL BE KILLED

 No.1193264

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>>1193238
>>1193237
>>1193241
America isn't beyond saving, give me more time. There are good people here.

 No.1193266

>>1193264
america is a waste of time
sorry but all the cool kids are moving to the islamic state

 No.1193268

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>>1193266
I'll be staying where I belong, between you and the people of America.

 No.1193269

>>1193268
here have this
💣

 No.1193276

>>1193268
you would achieve nothing more than prolonging the decay
want to know why the roman empire fell? it fell because its people (even the true romans, not just the millions of imported foreigners) no longer felt attached to the corrupted and degenerate shell of an empire they inhabited (or that imprisoned them) and did not really want it to survive any longer
but dont worry once this one falls sportschan will raise a new one in its place and will be greater and stronker than ever before
inshalla

 No.1193277

>>1193276
this
we will be posting on sportschan.gov within a year

 No.1193285

this better escalate into a full blown WWIII
I dont want another gay cold war where nothing happens except jews win

 No.1193293

>>1193285
do we need a good casus belli? something in which /sp/ could apply its expertise? federal building you say?

 No.1193310

death is coming in bigly now
new york is going to be the next italy

 No.1193321

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i want to get the thing

 No.1193329

>>1193321
gettin a tattoo of this brb

 No.1193334

>>1193329
tattoo's closed

 No.1193336

>>1193334
i see some ese in the valley not an actual shop

 No.1193372

>>1193336
mexicans are immune

 No.1193380

File: 1584895491551.png (24.71 KB, 879x705, 293:235, ClipboardImage.png)

The numbers going into next week.
Da sauna putting up the best testing #'s in the league, but will the swift action of QB Cuomo hurt them long term?
Washington and California remain strong contenders for a #2 seed, but Florida has really stepped up their game with Spring Break.
The smart money's on retirees to really pull through for da swamp, but will it be enough for an upset?

 No.1193397

>>1193380
holy shit 15k aready?
i was telling the girly im guessing 100k+ in the next 2 weeks

 No.1193398

>15k cases
>over half in NYC alone
so basically that NYC is a massive infested shithole thats been breeding this stuff ot fuck the rest of the US

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 No.1193407

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boom goes the dynamite
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

 No.1193408

>>1193406
NO

I WILL NOT LET WHORES SPREAD NWO PROPAGANDA

 No.1193409

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 No.1193415

can someone PLEASE fucking tell me that kike ginsburg lives in NY still

 No.1193419

>>1193406
is that fast food drink in the background? fat bitch

 No.1193423

Merkel is quarantined now
Her doctor tested positive

 No.1193424


 No.1193427

>>1193423
oh yes please kill the bitch coronachan

 No.1193428


 No.1193429

some kike california politician is infected and on deaths doorstep
he made the bill that stopped the imporation of any new handgun designs to CA

 No.1193432

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 No.1193434

>>1193432
this is so epic

 No.1193436

>>1193432
>tfw have to pay 100+ out of state transfer fee for firearms
>tfw when it ends up being 30%+ of the cost
i fucking hate this states residents

 No.1193437

>>1193429
muh sic semper tyrannis

 No.1193440

>>1193429
>>1193432
wew
let that fucking hard time come
all that mentally ill scum will be wiped away in a heartbeat

 No.1193442

>>1193432
india guy waiting in line for big dick license, vary dangrus weapon

 No.1193443

>>1193440
if shit gets bad enough i wonder if it would wake people up to realize that faggots fucking eachother in the butt isn't some human right and that real priorities are things like a functioning society and maintaing food and water supplies

 No.1193499

italy getting close to 15% death rate
wew

 No.1193513

>>1193499
A Jew said Italy isn't letting anyone over 60 use a ventilator because they don't have enough to go around: https://www.jpost.com/International/Israeli-doctor-in-Italy-We-no-longer-help-those-over-60-621856

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 No.1193517

italy probly fucked up badly somewhere in its health system and then doubled down with a stupid economic lockdown that didnt work either
not even iran fucked up as much

 No.1193518

Trump Soon

 No.1193519

or maybe the whole of lombardy is some sort grampa village

 No.1193520


 No.1193521

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>>1193515
why having the patent on something that just finds a useful idiot and prints itself there brrrrrrrrrrrrr

 No.1193522

>>1193519
Fertility rate in Italy is 1.3 so, yes

 No.1193523

Did Cuomo just say he wants to commandeer random factories to start making masks? You can't just start making masks at a toy factory.

 No.1193527

>>1193523
we united socialist states of america now
comrade trump leading the way

 No.1193528

>>1193523
NY bout to have marshall law real soon.
Glad i stocked up.

i hope ditzy will be ok

 No.1193529

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 No.1193531

>>1193527
>white national communist caliphate
why cant we have the best of everything?

 No.1193532

>>1193523
he's trying to go full 1917 on dotzy

 No.1193534

>>1193529
>the united states doesnt exist
>its only 4:00 P.M.

 No.1193535

>>1193528
yea NYC might as well be radioactive. it must just be literally coated in meme flu by now. everyone out of work, nothings open, it might as well already be the great depression
just wait for people to run out of money
place will be a fucking madhouse in like a week

 No.1193536

>china showing the way
>usa following along
what a day to be american

 No.1193537

>>1193536
USA USA USA USA USA

 No.1193539

>>1193536
just wait a day or two
whatever america does most other idiots will just copy

 No.1193544

>>1193539
toothpaste will die from the meme disease

 No.1193548

>>1193528
Marshall law?
not familiar with that law

 No.1193551

>>1193548
you know the guy who made the amplifiers?
huge fascist, strong supporter of standing military presence in civilian life

 No.1193552

>>1193551
Gonna pass Wynona's Big Brown law, vote me for me
*BDuhBduhduhduhdBDuh*

 No.1193554

>>1193544
no state will die from the disease
a small percentage of old and sick will die from it
then the poor and the snowflakes now without parents to support them will be killed by the consequences of the economic depression caused by the desperate politicians
then >we take over

 No.1193555

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Reminder that when this is all said and done, the wu-tang flu will be marked down in history as proof that all of humankind taken as a whole has an intelligence level lower than niggers.

 No.1193556

>>1193554
im inuit

 No.1193557

>>1193548
i prefer ross

 No.1193558

>>1193555
that's true if it decimates everyone or goes away tomorrow
may as well say your ass gapes Cap'n Obvious

 No.1193559

TRUMP NOW

 No.1193570

>>1193423
>>1193429
ONWARDS AND FORWARDS
its a duty to cough at every lefty politician, bankster and media jew

 No.1193573

>>1193570
ron paul's cuck son got it

 No.1193574

>>1193573
wife's son*

 No.1193596

>>1193574
is he over 9000 years old? xDDDD kekaroni

 No.1193601

dead spagettinigger storage

 No.1193696

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Rand's got it and probably infected other politicians

 No.1193710

>>1193696
good, now he can't filibuster the trumpbux

 No.1193742

Schumer, I want my trumpbux before the whole Senate is under quarantine

 No.1193746

I wonder who they are going to go to war with to fix the COVID Depression that is about to hit.
Them 2020's is ROARING even ACCERELATING.

HITLER 2.0 by 2029

 No.1193749

>>1193746
Hopefully China

 No.1193755

>>1193746
we'll just stop importing anything important and move those jobs back from china
it's a trade war
Trump finally has a mandate to destroy the trade deficit

 No.1193757

>italy says they can't burn the bodies fast enough
are you telling me an entire nation doesn't have the combined body handling capabilities of a single """death""" camp??
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 No.1193758

>London Underground passengers crowded on to packed trains despite warnings to minimise travel
die, anglos, die

 No.1193762

File: 1584984125060.mp4 (3.57 MB, 640x360, 16:9, FreeTed.mp4)

>>1193755
What if we just destroy global trade and collapse back to a Bronze Age society ?

 No.1193763

>>1193758
>Contra Costa, California, US
>Confirmed: 61
>Deaths: 1
>Recovered: 0
>Active: 60
fuuck man
61 cases and he's the only one thats died
why couldnt it have been one of the other 58 faggots

 No.1193765

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 No.1193769

>>1193763
the other 60 will die too
he was just gold medalist at dying in contra costa county

 No.1193770

USA nobre on when? by friday at that speed?

 No.1193771

>>1193765
there is no place in the new society for women like this
social media and the internet in general is completely off limits to women

 No.1193773

italy went over 6000 kills today

 No.1193781

USA 500 kills
long way to go

 No.1193782

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I hate faggots so much.
I hope Corona Chan wipes these immune compromised cocksuckers off the face of this Earth.

 No.1193784

>>1193782
fucking based i want to test poz too

 No.1193788

>>1193782
it fucking should
considering fags seem to pride themselves by getting fucked in the ass with no protection
anyone who cares so little about getting infected would ignore public health advisories

 No.1193790

>>1193788
i can see the bottom. the bottom usually gets fucked hard and cums big, but the top? being the top is gay as fuck and little pleasure compared to the bottom.

 No.1193791

>>1193790
you wanna be my bottom?

 No.1193795

>>1193791
i only get pegged by my fwb

 No.1193812

>20k in NYC
new york is such a shithole

 No.1193814

>>1193812
more coming
this is nothing
just getting started

 No.1193815

>>1193812
i sure hope ditzypoo is ok ;_;

 No.1193817

>>1193815
either dead or dying about to become dead

 No.1193821

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>>1193817
xheem fine
xheem has dried apples and waters for days

 No.1193849

bloody 'ell
Greggs is closed
for foks sake
this means war

 No.1193866

>>1193276
>roman empire fell because degeneracy /pol/ argument
There were a myriad of reasons for the western roman empire to fracture, but degeneracy played a minor part at best. The degeneracy of feudal lords was the same as the degeneracy of roman elites, because they were mostly the same people (google latifundia for more information). Imperial overstretch, political instability and invasions by the huns, vandals, goths etc. were way more important.

 No.1193867

>>1193866
i lik goth

 No.1193870

>>1193866
i use duckduckgo but thank you very much for assuming my search engine

 No.1193874

>>1193866
found the fag
die fag

 No.1193910

>>1193866
nah fag go see sir john glubb

 No.1193911

>>1193866
it did because the pagans got exposed for being retarded and the elite became nillistic atheists

 No.1193960

>>1192766
The nazi secret high efficiency crematorium schematics are beyond anything modern science is capable of. It's like the Roman cement formula, lost to the ages.

 No.1193962

>>1193960
jews are flammable you can just throw a match at one and it will burn up

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 No.1193996

>>1193423
Darn. She tested negative.

 No.1193999

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 No.1194002

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Pollution is down
The oceans and air are cleaner
Birds are flying
Dolphins swimming by the seas
Plants growing

Mother nature is finally thriving as the evil humans have stopped killing it by shutting down everything.

The Earth shall return to its once glory.

 No.1194005

>>1193999
activate the drift mode

 No.1194007

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Nooooo damnit not Big Harv! Why must he be punished so ;_;7

 No.1194008

>>Coronavirus hits Mexican cartels and leads to shortages of meth and fentanyl as chemicals can’t be sourced from China
nooooooooooo, methsouri hit hard by this crisis

 No.1194009

>>1194007
Sneaky fucks infected him on purpose to get rid of him. Like this few will raise questions like with Epstein's 'suicide'.

 No.1194010

File: 1585053064588.jpg (500.07 KB, 1079x1493, 1079:1493, Screenshot_20200324-212925….jpg)

It begins

 No.1194012

>>1194010
hentai virus?

 No.1194015

>>1194010
STOP EATING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES YOU STUPID CHINKS

 No.1194030


 No.1194031

File: 1585061197726.jpg (108.53 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, ET4bxlAX0AEOzWh.jpg)

rate em

 No.1194040

>Trump seeks help from South Korea
yellow fever for everyone

 No.1194049


 No.1194050

I hate listening to these conservative inc types kvetch over the big line going down.
They are genuinely advocating for killing Grandma to save MUH ECONOMY. I hate these fucking people.

These were the save charlatans whining about DEATH PANELS because people wanted healthcare. Hahaha im not saying you should break into GloboHomoCapital homes and batter in their skulls with blunt objects but hahaha that would be pretty funny if it happened LOL.

 No.1194051

>>1194050
the correct answer is to kill grandma and the economy
burn it all
death to america

 No.1194055

>>1194050
>Patrick continued: “I just think there are lots of grandparents out there in this country like me — I have 6 grandchildren — that, what we all care about, and what we love more than anything are those children. And I want to live smart and see through this but I don’t want the whole country to be sacrificed.”
>Patrick, 69, is a Republican and avid supporter of Trump. He had a stent inserted in his chest last August to open an artery that was 90 percent blocked.
ghost pls
this is possibly the most noble response to everything
the reason this has been such a bid deal is because the people in power are the ones who would get wiped out

 No.1194057

>>1194031
no human can look at this and tell me it's normal

 No.1194058

>>1194050
>sacrificing the future for boomers who lived a full life

 No.1194060

>>1194058
its fucking ghost he's rabid with hate for the republican party and he's also an old selfish boomer who would rather destroy the US and the future of his children than die

 No.1194061

>>1194015
isn't it funny
people are dying because chinks are just eating random stuff

 No.1194062

>>1194058
i wouldnt sacrifice one boomer for the legion of buttsex metizo el goblino zoomer homos that are about to replace them

america isnt a country its an economic zone no one should sacrifice anything for it especially if you are white
fuck america i hope this virus kills the economy, i want the stock market to hit zero

 No.1194063

>>1194062
there is nothing that can be done to stop it
jews made this path for america to fail and become a third world shithole everywhere
all of earth is destined to be a politically unstable hell hole and you are stuck

 No.1194064

>>1194062
which company should I buy when the stoxxx market hits subzero?

 No.1194065

>>1194062
you realize boomers raised the generation that created that hellspawn right?
their selfish child rearing fucked a nation. fuck them

 No.1194067

File: 1585071173195.jpg (43.44 KB, 671x377, 671:377, AP_20024250389669.jpg)

jesus christ taylor swift is aging like milk

 No.1194070

>>1194064
whichever company makes n95 masks and ventilators
though it might be too late now some satanic lizard alien person probably already bought them up

 No.1194072

>>1194064
you should have gotten into gold at its low in the 14s
shits gonna skyrocket once stimulus hits
i got in at 15.7ish a while ago… will exit after it drops a certain percentage after exceeding 16.10
i meant to sell at the previous 16.10 high but didn't have my conditional set up… could have caught it at the low and racked up all the gains

 No.1194073

>>1194070
3M
which stands for Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing which means steaks has been the ringleader of all of this

 No.1194077


 No.1194079

watchan the expanse season 4 rn

 No.1194081

guys someone please get on minecraft im working on a huge farm that operates almost entirely on mechanical principles please guys im BEGGING you come see my autism project

 No.1194086

>>1194081
list the server

 No.1194089

>>1194086
its on xbox one go buy an xbox one and add me i'll show you

 No.1194091

>>1194089
okay buckeye

 No.1194092

>>1194091
im sure buckeye plays socialist (((PS5))) with its public option multiplayer.

 No.1194093

i wanna 'spitroast' AOC IYKWIM

 No.1194095

>>1194093
not enough meat on them bones

 No.1194096

File: 1585078721734.jpg (17.78 KB, 660x498, 110:83, 98c.jpg)


 No.1194099

guys i really jsut fucking hate these satanist jews fucking kikes

 No.1194100

File: 1585079507163.jpg (163.75 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mpv-shot0021.jpg)


 No.1194102

>tfw nobody to play minecraft with
>tfw nobody cares about my minecraft engineering marvels

 No.1194106

>>1194104
all in survival
i built a market that will automatically cycle villagers into cells for easy trading..
its completely out of sight and seamless, requires no user intervention
its motiff is a concentration camp combined with a south american pyramid temple
when they stop offering good deals or you want a replacement, you kill them and another takes their place. i use it in lieu of mining to obtain diamond goods, instead using my extensive crops to obtain emeralds, which i trade back for what i need.
thats my old one.
im currently building a massive and resource efficient mob farm.. uses a single water block to flood a ~2000+ block area underground. mobs are transported to a collection point where the types of mobs are filtered (spiders filtered from regular 2x1 size mobs) and they're killed and items collected. preliminary testing says i get a 4-10 mob per minute rate.
extremely resource efficient tho. only uses 1 piston and 1 waterblock. got creative with my geometry. i'll build it in the aesthetics of a hydroelectric dam. haven't started the aesthics tho, still working on function. coming up with a timer design and figuring out where i'll have my resource collection.

 No.1194108

>>1194106
oh and im mostly just doing this for gunpowder.. like i mean it will be ok for collection of arrows and bad condition armor, string etc but i already have a dedicated arrow farm (converted skellie dungeon)

 No.1194109

also have an iron farm that provides pretty decent output…

 No.1194110

been wanting to set up a gold collection tower but thats a lot of obsidian…

 No.1194113

isnt minecraft for like toddlers
lmao

 No.1194114

>>1194113
the people who were toddlers when it came out are grown ass men now
and they still play

 No.1194115

>>1194113
i bildr bynree computer in minecraft

 No.1194116

the reason to play minecraft is the same as any other building/survival game
plus its very comfy music.
in my case i like it because you can apply the same engineering methods to solve ingame problems. its thing for me as other people doing word puzzles or sudoku or wtver the fuck

 No.1194119

File: 1585083130049.png (458.22 KB, 600x534, 100:89, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1194120

real nightmare scernario is that biden wins the election but then dies in office leaving his vp who has potential to be stacey niggrahams type and descending america ins a south africa situation rapidly

 No.1194122

>>1194120
thats good news
heres why

 No.1194124

>>1194119
cant everyone single american is unemployed

 No.1194125

>>1194124
after this no one is going to be employed
its depressionerino time

im sure america will be fine though they made it through a depression before back in the late 1920's when america was racially homogeneous and free from Marxist influence, im sure that america now as a racially mixed class warfare consumer hellhole will be just fine

 No.1194126

>>1194125
I've cum inside over a 100 white girls in the last two months and I'm not gonna stop now

 No.1194129

>>1194126
ow many babbys have been made though ?

 No.1194131

>>1194129
No idea I never check

 No.1194135

>>1194125
end of america now
viva la raza n sheeeeeit

 No.1194136

File: 1585085903942.png (204.94 KB, 501x445, 501:445, walk away.png)

>america

 No.1194138

File: 1585086498454.mp4 (6.33 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Seal farts after looking d….mp4)


 No.1194139

IMAGINE

NO MORE SPORTS

 No.1194140

>>>/ints/

 No.1194144

File: 1585088441467.mp4 (2.31 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 🇦🇱🇱🇰⚒Vozhd Neko🚬🇱🇰🇦🇺 - God….mp4)


 No.1194145

File: 1585088485111.jpg (54.24 KB, 512x288, 16:9, 137717_512x288_generated.jpg)

>>1194142

 No.1194149

YUGE USA DEATH DAY

 No.1194151

>>1194067
>white woman hits 30 and decays
Color me surprised

 No.1194152

>>1192723
Notice how the majority of the top listed countries are western countries distant away from China or Asia.

The white race is finished.

 No.1194153

>>1194152
Iran is Aryan, Mahomes isn't

 No.1194154

File: 1585090809334.mp4 (17.07 MB, 1152x648, 16:9, Richmond Police - I’m not ….mp4)


 No.1194156

>>1194154
wow thanks Trump

 No.1194157

>>1194151
should i imagine something of yours

 No.1194161

>>1194154
that is some evil shit right there

 No.1194163

expanse season 4 was pretty good i guess

 No.1194170

>>1194154
literally 3rd world tier political gibsmedat except with stolen goods

 No.1194171

>>1194163
>you like jeff bezos now

 No.1194172

>>1194171
i torrented it though

 No.1194173

>>1194170
not quite the same
how many hobo votes you think they could buy with these gibs? nah, the whole point of this stunt was to widely distribute this political video
so its rather more like soros tier propaganda

 No.1194175

File: 1585096606222.png (215.24 KB, 628x833, 628:833, viruskillsyourt.png)

lmao
>get virus
>become a sissy girl three months later

wtf did those chinks let out of their lab

 No.1194178

>>1194175
SARS did the same thing in 2003

 No.1194179

>>1194175
SOMEONE GIB DOTZY THE VIRUS

NOW AND FOREVER

 No.1194182

>>1194179
bad digits
bad post

 No.1194183


 No.1194188

>>1194154
dump btfo?

 No.1194207

>>1194154
yunno in the past thieves were considered some of the lowest scum along with murderers
lot would get hung or have their hands cut off
something to consider

 No.1194208

>>1194154
wonder if the ever realize the irony that the only reason they can even manage to steal all the food and make this video is because they belong to a wealthy class and shop at wealthy grocery stores in nice areas

 No.1194211

File: 1585103515497.png (385.77 KB, 612x893, 612:893, necklace.png)


 No.1194217

guys join my game ive got the gunpowder factory up and running soon i'll be able to do truly massive construction using TNT

 No.1194221

>>1194217
Brah I'm not gonna buy a sexbox to play with you pick at least something on pc and we ll play holy shit I'm not even a console gamer and I rarely game so I'm not even good

 No.1194222

>>1194215
GOATbro is not a chad

 No.1194223

>>1194211
did those jerkops forget who pays them?

 No.1194224

>>1194217
I have to go to virtual school in the morning tho

 No.1194229

>>1194226
more like throwing hundos at camwhorbs

 No.1194244


 No.1194276

>>1193555
once humanity retakes our western nations from the braindead cattle currently holding them hostage I want to see the hierarchy of media companies, their journalist whores, and the coward politicians hang on the pubic squares of every city

 No.1194278


 No.1194279

#COVID19 cases by state Wednesday AM:
▶️ 26,300 New York
▶️ 3,600 New Jersey
▶️ 2,600 California
▶️ 2,500 Washington
▶️ 1,800 Michigan
▶️ 1,500 Illinois
▶️ 1,400 Florida
▶️ 1,300 Louisiana
▶️ 1,100 Massachusetts
The day-to-day changes (Tues to Wed) in reported #COVID19 cases:
▶️ China 🇨🇳 + 100 cases
▶️ Italy 🇮🇹 + 5,100 cases
▶️ USA 🇺🇸 + 8,900 cases

 No.1194284

File: 1585137204225.jpg (46.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

honestly can't help but think this is some huge fucking psyop to test things like martial law, curfews, mass deliveries, UBI, telecommuting/tele-appointments infrastructure etc.
then they're also able to do this essentially simultaneously across the globe.

also to see what people do, I don't think anyone anticipated the run on toilet paper of all things.

 No.1194291

File: 1585141404082-0.png (111.79 KB, 628x793, 628:793, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1585141404082-1.png (87.32 KB, 679x676, 679:676, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1194292

>>1194291
'Underlying illnesses include Diabetes, Lung Disease, Cancer, Immunodeficiency, Heart Disease, Hypertension, Asthma, Kidney Disease, and GI/Liver Disease.

 No.1194296

File: 1585144204874.png (610.35 KB, 700x800, 7:8, Corona_chan_5.png)

FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK THIS SHIT IN THE ASS

 No.1194300

G*d save the prince

 No.1194302

==WARNING: COVID-19 20000 DEATH Expected Within The Next Hour!
==

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

 No.1194303

20K deth get incoming

 No.1194304

>>1194303
20k ain't a GET

 No.1194307

>>1194304
shaddap i'd bet you'll be jealous of me when i get the 20K deth GET.

 No.1194312

Who here on /sp/ has it?

 No.1194313

File: 1585148417200.png (42.57 KB, 1020x738, 170:123, this is just the beginning.png)

lookin gud

 No.1194314

>>1194304
GET purists killed /sp/

 No.1194319

File: 1585151299498.jpg (134.04 KB, 1242x1260, 69:70, y7qp0eff7qm41.jpg)


 No.1194320


 No.1194321

Top 10000 ways trump has ruined America:

 No.1194324

>>1194319
i've been vomiting and diarrhea wrong

 No.1194325

File: 1585152846101.png (1.23 MB, 1563x890, 1563:890, ClipboardImage.png)

dab sauna is finally good and everyone dies
there's a lesson from the bible here

 No.1194330

Whom do you trust for coronavirus info:

Dems:
CDC 87%
Your governor 75%
National media 72%
Friends/family 72%
Religious leaders 44%
Trump 14%

Republicans:
Trump 90%
CDC 84%
Friends/family 81%
Religious leaders 71%
You governor 65%
National media 13%

-CBS/YouGov

 No.1194332

File: 1585156554678.png (13.21 KB, 300x174, 50:29, http://cdn.taboola.com/lib….png)

Hey there young buck!
Have you got plans later tonight?
I have a proposition for you…

 No.1194334


 No.1194336

>>1194330
i trust GHOST for corona info

 No.1194339

20000 GET

 No.1194341


 No.1194342

File: 1585158279080.jpg (92.73 KB, 960x955, 192:191, cr soviet gommie.jpg)

1194342 GET

 No.1194344

File: 1585158644825.jpg (78.12 KB, 638x767, 638:767, ET99VClUMAA_iei.jpg)

i dont think GHOST is adjusting to the quarantine well
;_;

 No.1194347

>>1194344
where did you find this pic of me

 No.1194360

trump currently has the highest approval he's had since his first 2 weeks in office
lel
if he goes above 50% beecause of all this im gonna kek so hard

 No.1194361

>>1194360
you should kek now

 No.1194362

>>1194361
i only kik

 No.1194364

>You don’t notice Joe Biden’s stutter when he’s speaking most of the time. He didn’t stutter during Sunday night’s debate, for example. But as a stutterer, I recognized the fingerprints of a master stutterer at work.
>I’ve heard him use overly complicated or quirky phrasing and immediately recognized the method of a master stutterer: the almost savant-like ability to rephrase a thought or paragraph, on-the-fly, to avoid a problematic word or syllable.
see guys? joe bidens not fucking losing it. he's just using his savant like ability to sound like he belongs in a retirement home

 No.1194365

holy shit this article is insane
https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-03-19/joe-biden-stutter-speech
has joe biden ever had a fucking STUTTERING problem?
this is the craziest, head in sand, rationalization/damage control piece ive ever read

 No.1194367

>At a campaign rally, he encouraged a wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator to stand up so the audience could give him a cheer.
oh shit maybe joe just has crazy bantz

 No.1194374

CAM ON USA
ADD SUM FOKIN MOAR CASES

 No.1194377

>>1194362
>>>/2012/

 No.1194378

File: 1585174641404.png (299.59 KB, 1024x570, 512:285, 1828328.png)


 No.1194383

>>1194378
you hear this orange retard is trying to get Americans working again!?

 No.1194385

>>1194374
10,743 new cases today and still counting

 No.1194389

>>1194367
joe beats drumpf all day. this better not fuck up the debate

 No.1194390

We hate Trump like they hated President Obama. However, we hate Trump because he is a racist, misogynist, rapist, pedophile, pathological liar, malignant narcissist, lifetime criminal, corrupt politician, and damn traitor.

They hated Obama because they are racist. #TrumpMadness

 No.1194393

>>1194389
i was obviously joking. joe is fucking senile and says creepy and weird nonstop. anytime he's in front of a camera he's a liability
i wouldn't worry about it. dRumpf! actually has a pretty big advantage in current state. his campaign arm is extremely tech savvy, has excellent outreach, and has an endless supply of creepy joe shots to put in their ads.
also since people are afraid his approval is going up.

 No.1194398

CORONA CHALLENGE

GET THE CORONA VIRUS

 No.1194400

>fbi killed another kcbro for doing thangz
rip

 No.1194407

File: 1585186520391.jpg (106.3 KB, 1429x785, 1429:785, ET_7AAGWsAAklv5.jpg)

DESHI
BASARA

 No.1194408

jewnited states about to hit the big 1000

 No.1194419

File: 1585191265513.png (111.2 KB, 1002x868, 501:434, ClipboardImage.png)

USA USA USA USA USA USA

 No.1194476

500K cases GET incoming

 No.1194483

File: 1585223541088.png (543.71 KB, 680x512, 85:64, ClipboardImage.png)

This is the greatest happening of our time without doubt. Ironic that Doom Paul is a dead meme at its most relevant time ever.

 No.1194484

The memevirus is a stupid fucking non-issue
the only significant happening here is the sudden ratification that the West is populated with lobotomized cattle instead of humans

 No.1194489

>>1194313
Why are you happy that innocent people are dying you antisocial nigger.

 No.1194492

>>1194484
China is stabilizing itself while the west begins to crumble. The plan is moving forward as expected.

 No.1194496

File: 1585228523365-0.png (627.53 KB, 934x721, 934:721, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1585228523365-1.png (55.7 KB, 745x289, 745:289, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1585228523365-2.png (37.48 KB, 750x182, 375:91, ClipboardImage.png)

FUCK WHITEY

 No.1194499

File: 1585230307639.png (27.6 KB, 624x536, 78:67, thanks drumpf.png)

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

 No.1194501

>>1194499
its fine

 No.1194504

>>1194378
now they're gonna yeet biden and cuomo will beat trump with his straight talk

 No.1194516

22222 IS HAPPENING NOW

 No.1194517

NOOOOOOOOOOO THE STOCK MARKET CANT KEEP GOING UP
LOOK AT THE NUMBERS
DRUMPF RUINED THE ECONOMY

 No.1194522

USA STEALS THE 22222 WITH A BOOMER DEATH
WEW

 No.1194524

>>1194492
if you think some 2nd world nation like china didn't have this many deaths you're retarded
they covered up just a massive fucking amount. back when they said they had cases in the hundreds crematoriums were saying they were burning hundreds a day

 No.1194526

File: 1585238574184.jpg (444.17 KB, 1080x1128, 45:47, f1awaxnhjyo41.jpg)


 No.1194529

>>1194526
good for that old guy

 No.1194533

Trump approval now at highest point since his first week in office

 No.1194536

>>1194526
whats the moral of this story

 No.1194538

22 year old washington state football player dies of coronavirus
its happening

 No.1194539


 No.1194540

>He was picking up what he thought was a bomb when agents tried to arrest him Tuesday. The FBI said the bomb wasn’t real, but did not provide further details.
see this shit?
never ever fucking 'pick up a bomb' from someone else. it is, and will always be, the fucking feds.
if you build one build it by yourself, make the componenents yourself.

 No.1194541

>>1194539
what is this amateur shit?
fuck this nigger idiot

 No.1194542

USA 6000 pozzed boomers away from the high score

 No.1194543

>>1194540
What if ur a fed?

 No.1194544

>>1194542
zoomers are starting to die now
high score soon

 No.1194545

>>1194543
im not ive never tried to get you guys to commit felonies with me i just provide you with the information to do so without attracting the FBI and ATFE

 No.1194547

>>1194540
the fbi literally targets actual retards

 No.1194548

>>1194547
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kathy-griffin-coronavirus_n_5e7c7fa1c5b6cb9dc19ae204?guccounter=1
kathy griffin is such an unbearable kike attention whore
bitch isnt even intubated

 No.1194551

mil can you PLEASE explain to me why flips are so retarded?

 No.1194553

>>1194551
i too, would like to know this

 No.1194554

>>1194548
So there is Justice in this world after all…

 No.1194556

>>1194551
i think flips are basically on the same intelligence tier as mexicans but instead of being sleepy, dirty, violent and lazy, they're jolly, passionate, humerorous, but prone to being lazy or beign sucked into nigger culture.

 No.1194557

>>1194554
only if her, ginsburg, and at LEAST 65% of new yorks jewish population perishes

 No.1194558

>>1194556
this
the the darker the race the closer to niggers they are

 No.1194562

3000 to go almost there and cockblocking wogs from taking first place

 No.1194568

USA 80000 GET

 No.1194569

>the major source of california infections isn't based around sf chinatown
>its based around all the spic infested areas
very interesting

 No.1194571

>>1194569
what's the major sauce of the sauna outbreak?

 No.1194572

>>1194571
>30% of NYC is hispanic
probly also spics.

 No.1194573

INCLUDE 👏🏽 UNDOCUMENTED 👏🏽 PEOPLE 👏🏽 IN 👏🏽#COVID19 👏🏽 TESTING 👏🏽 TREATMENT 👏🏽 AND 👏🏽RELIEF 👏🏽 PACKAGES

 No.1194577

>>1194573
NORMALIZE DATING SEX WORKERS

 No.1194578

432 to go, so fucking close
I'm finna

 No.1194579

File: 1585253538645.png (105.25 KB, 1225x497, 175:71, ClipboardImage.png)

USA USA USA USA USA USA

 No.1194580

>>1194573
they put 350 million for refugees in the trumpbux bill

 No.1194581

>>1194579
rofl USA number 1

 No.1194582

>>1194581
fuc u china numbah won
USA numbah too

 No.1194584

>>1194578
washington update gonna bank it in

 No.1194585

File: 1585253961370.jpg (218.72 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1577056762252.jpg)

>>1194582
USA NUMBER 1

 No.1194586

Record surge of unemployment
Record surge of virus spread
Drumpf is finished
and it's only 3pm

 No.1194592

WE DID IT /SP/EDDIT
USA USA USA
USA USA USA
USA USA USA

 No.1194595

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

 No.1194596

>>1194572
yeah i have seen a lot of reports talking about it wrecking hispanics
probably because they breed like rodents and live like them too
they usually live on top of one another

 No.1194597

>>1194596
spics and shitalians live very similarly
spain and italy are fucked
the sauna is full of both

I am keking hard

 No.1194598

>>1194579
MUH PER CAPITA

 No.1194599

>>1194598
I think Spain will overtake Italy soon in the per capita deathb owl

 No.1194600

all that chinese firmware in the ventilators has a logic bomb about to go off

 No.1194606

File: 1585256736348.jpg (153.47 KB, 639x567, 71:63, Untitled.jpg)

mil on the loose

 No.1194612

>>1194606
false alarm
not short enough

 No.1194615

>>1194613
fat with an es spee?

 No.1194680

File: 1585270969409.jpg (196.41 KB, 800x614, 400:307, 13535156_original.jpg)


 No.1194702

>>1194613
and?

 No.1194782

File: 1585302906720.jpg (54.99 KB, 676x677, 676:677, EUGzJjnU0AEIPiL.jpg)


 No.1194795

File: 1585310075629.png (56.09 KB, 219x288, 73:96, ClipboardImage.png)

britdup btfo

 No.1194797

>>1194795
drumpft soon to

 No.1194798

>>1194797
soon to what?

 No.1194831

USA nomber 1 infections wew

 No.1194836

USA 100000 GET today

 No.1194838

please lord let the entire US be ok EXCEPT for that shithole NYC
let that city enter into a depression of biblical proportions
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/26/coronavirus-nyc-mayor-bill-de-blasio-says-at-least-half-a-million-new-yorkers-will-be-unemployed.html?__twitter_impression=true

 No.1194841

this is going to be worse than 9/11 innit?

 No.1194843

>>1194838
dotz is our friend

 No.1194846

>>1194841
its like a 9/11 every day with 2998 shithead americans dying
I love it

 No.1194847

USA 100000 INFECTION GET AND ITALY 10000 KILL GET IMMINENT

 No.1194858

>>1194841
not when you account for the 20 year war the jews initiated after 9/11, which has an estimated cost of over 3 trillion dollars

 No.1194860

>>1194858
2.5 trillion getting spent right now nigger

 No.1194861

>>1194858
the stimulus package alone is 2 tril. now add the damage to the economy, the additional unemployed and the loss at the stock market exchange (although there is no money to steal there)

 No.1194862

>>1194860
ya… which most of which will come back from productivity and loans.
what exactly did >we gain from that 20 year money sink again?
oh ya a destabilized region for jewish interests.

 No.1194863


 No.1194864

>>1194862
these brave soldiers defended our freedoms in Afghanistan and made sure Saddam won't use his weapons of mass destruction. Mission accomplished.

 No.1194867

>>1194864
based neoconservative
what jewish lobby pushes the dems for war? they're so fucking hawkish about NK and Syria

 No.1194871

>>1194862
jews own you
if you dont like it firebomb your nearest synagogue

 No.1194874

>>1194871
omg this horrible device

 No.1194877

TRUMP POLLING ABOVE 50% IN SOME POLLS, HIGHEST APPROVAL RATING TO DATE

 No.1194879

>>1194867
it's all aipac fam

 No.1194880

>>1194847
someone steak these GETs for sportschan

 No.1194881

>>1194880
don't worry buckeye's on it

 No.1194883

>>1194881
whats buckshnizzle been up to lately?

 No.1194887

File: 1585338318245.png (169.46 KB, 768x331, 768:331, 25000.png)

kill count over the 25000 madden get but not actually a GET

 No.1194892

100000 GET

 No.1194893

100000 GET

 No.1194894

USA USA USA USA USA

 No.1194896

proud moment here
this is what being an american is all about

 No.1194902

This shits so boring w0rst happening ever

 No.1194905

>>1194887
that ain't a GET

 No.1194911

>>1194905
you aint a get

 No.1194921

>>1194911
nice palindrome GET

 No.1194931

>>1194867
>syria
SDF lobbying
>NK
Kim is just honestly that bad, I feel like striving for regime change in NK is the only position to take, there have been decades of negotiations with absolutely fuck all to show for it. Completely pointless to try anything without support from the Chinese though, they've been propping up the Kims' house from the beginning. The ideological foundation of the regime makes sure that everyone will forever be starving in NK. the Kims theory, "juche", says that everything must be produced in NK. they don't have the resources to make a lot of things in their country and they ruined most of their farmland through deforestation, but Kim would rather starve his population forever than admit that his grandfather's idea was completely retarded.

 No.1194933

>>1194931
who gives a fuck? shouldn't be any sanctions. literally who gives a fuck how a state governs

 No.1194936

>just watched a clip of philly_buckeye giving DSP a 12 month sub and then getting yelled at by him

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.1194937

>>1194931
DPRK are our friends and you are a horrible spartman for saying such bad things.

 No.1194938

>>1194936
post clip of bucksnizzle pls

 No.1194939

>>1194936
boast it

 No.1194942


 No.1194943

>>1194942
>12 month sub
>buckeye spending 60 bucks to give DSP 30

 No.1194944

"perfectly healthy" spics with no existing health complications are starting to die

 No.1194946

>>1194943
>haha thanks for the money you stupid fuck
i bet he unironically he is cool

 No.1194947

>>1194946
phil or buckeye?

 No.1194949

>>1194947
buckshits
>haha im getting made fun of omg hahaha

 No.1194955

>>1194949
is buckeye 10 years old with his dad's credit card?

 No.1194956

>>1194955
he is 12
I regret cumming inside his mom when I raped her in 2008

 No.1194959


 No.1194961

>>1194944
thats good.

 No.1194962

>>1194959
Holy shit how did i miss this one?

 No.1194964

>>1194959
The more I think about it, the more I feel like Biden is on to something here.

 No.1194965

>>1194956
just take back your business debit from him

 No.1194966

>>1194964
>>1194959
gotta take your pants all the way off to do that though…

 No.1194967

>>1194962
>>1194964
>>1194966
trumps gonna win lul
the economy could be fucking trashed with 90% unemployment nobody is gonna vote for someone as fucking retarded and weird as biden

 No.1194970

Karl asked the president if "everybody who needs a ventilator will get a ventilator" after Trump officially ordered General Motors to make them under the Defense Production Act.

"So here's what I'll tell you, I think we're in really good shape," Trump responded. "This is a pandemic the likes of which nobody has seen before. I think we're in great shape. We've distributed vast numbers of ventilators and we're prepared to do vast numbers. I think we're in great shape. I hope that's the case. I hope that we're going to have leftovers so that we can help other people, other countries."

"Nobody has ever done what we've done. Nobody has done what we've been able to do. And everything I took over was a mess. It was a broken country in so many ways and in so many ways other than this. We had a bad testing system. We had a bad stockpile system. We had nothing in the stockpile system. So I wouldn't tell me what, you know, being a wise guy."

 No.1194971

File: 1585357823942-0.jpeg (127.69 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 1576852290182.jpeg)

File: 1585357823942-1.jpg (48.43 KB, 620x413, 620:413, w620-69e49228bdb05d2c0769b….jpg)

>>1194970
yeah, this particular federal building was just empty, probably all fidget spinners and CR spray

 No.1194972

>>1194970
general motors has no experience and tooling to make ventilators thats not how it works idiot man

 No.1194974

>>1194972
are you saying the very competent union employees can't adjust to changes or figure things out on their own?

 No.1194977

>>1194974
detroit monkeys can barely figure out how to put together car
ventilators are complex
nigger made ones are not to be trusted

 No.1194978

>>1194971
CR caters to the CRoomer market too much

 No.1194979

1000 dead in a single day in Italy

 No.1194980

>>1194979
shitalians and spics have the same moorish nigger genetics that corona really is attracted to

 No.1194986

These places are officially coronavirusfrei
If you aren't from any of these places you are officially fucked and will die a painful death


 Democratic People's Republic of Korea
Yemen
 Malawi
 Burundi
 South Sudan
Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic
 Tajikistan
 Sierra Leone
 Turkmenistan
 Botswana
 Lesotho
 Comoros
South Ossetia
Abkhazia
Artsakh
 Solomon Islands
 Vanuatu
 São Tomé and Príncipe
 Samoa
 Kiribati
 Micronesia
 Tonga
 Marshall Islands
 Palau
 Tuvalu
 Nauru
Northern Mariana Islands
American Samoa
Bonaire
Cook Islands
Wallis and Futuna
Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
Falkland Islands
Sint Eustatius
Svalbard
Alderney
Mount Athos
Saba
Christmas Island
Norfolk Island
Niue
Tokelau
Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Sark
Pitcairn Islands
Antarctica

 No.1194988

>>1194986
i was in palau

 No.1194990

>>1194988
well now you're not and because of that you will die

 No.1194991

File: 1585360602468.png (223.03 KB, 264x377, 264:377, ClipboardImage.png)

Turkmenistan is protected due to devout following of the Ruhnama

 No.1194993

>>1194972
they should change their name to extremely specific motors then

 No.1195010

USA STILL NOT NOMBER ON IN DEATHS
REMEMBER TO COUGH AT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
NEVER STOP CAWFEENG
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

 No.1195013

>>1195010
soon
this virus is creeping towards a 20% death rate now

 No.1195014

>>1195013
*30%

I would recommend going to a hospital right now to demand testing. Also give all your masks and cleaning supplies to your local nurse thot station.

 No.1195016

>>1195013
>20% death rate
>>1195014
>30%
***of people that have been tested
Death rate is in the low single digits (3-5%), depending on the age of the population.

 No.1195017

>>1195016
if you dont get tested then you dont count towards deathb owl numbers
gotta be in it to win it

 No.1195018

>>1195017
they should only test dead people so its 100%

 No.1195021

>>1195018
NO

only 500,000 may live in the new world

 No.1195056

>>1194980
ay we gatta fuggen problem eer ?

 No.1195090


 No.1195112

>>1195090
ban religions, *tips fedora*, it was them who spread this shit in the first place, Jesus sect in gookland, this guru in Indiana, Haredi Jews in da sauna, Evangelical maga churches around the world

 No.1195156

ITALY 10000 GET

 No.1195220

drumpf sending the navy to save private dots

 No.1195223


 No.1195230

>>1195223
good
kill them all

 No.1195232

>>1195223
you can't just round up a certain group of people and concentrate them in a camp
#TrumpLaborCamps

 No.1195233

>>1195090
>The Indian government has defended its handling of the coronavirus outbreak after a strict lockdown - introduced with little warning - left millions stranded and without food.
Modi? More like Maodi.

 No.1195235

>>1195233
modi is best

 No.1195238

File: 1585429430163.mp4 (2.31 MB, 426x240, 71:40, turkmenabat.mp4)

life is completely normal in Turkmenistan
0 cases
corona virus free
big friday party

 No.1195245

>>1195238
but do they have sports? and girls?

 No.1195247

File: 1585433420567.png (1.07 MB, 815x459, 815:459, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1195254

USA 2000 DEATH GET

 No.1195258

>>1195247
i would fuck a turk girl NP

 No.1195260

dotz will never go outside again

FOREVER

 No.1195262

>>1195258
turkmen (not turk)

 No.1195263

>>1195262
how many time you think shorkcel got fucked by that turkCHAD>?

 No.1195264

>>1195263
and theres literally nothing wrong with that
heres why:

 No.1195266

>>1195264
i agree. i would have jerked off on my bed naked cause i bet dollars to donuts that turk set up hidden cams in shorkcels room.

 No.1195267

>>1195266
he didn't need hidden cams because the'room' was a living room with no barriers

 No.1195269

>>1195267
so he slept on the couch?

 No.1195272

>>1195269
there was a bed about 2 feet away from the couch that the turkman would sometimes sit on while shorkcel tried to do homeowork on his bed

 No.1195273

File: 1585440754559.png (11.48 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1195272
so he literally slept in some old mans living room? how did he not say this earlier. i recall him saying "his bedroom" repeatedly

 No.1195274

>>1195273
it was a move up from the asian old lady with the massage chair and loud chinky TV

 No.1195276

>>1195274
>asain tv massage chair
>turkman orgy
>hoarder sloth?
>qt feet
is this one must go through to get a gf?????

 No.1195277

>>1195276
yes this is all covered on the shorkcel wikia

 No.1195279

this is all very gay and proves that shorkcel has NEVER done an sport in his life

 No.1195280

File: 1585441132433.png (13.77 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1195273
i seem to remember him saying that
he just said that because its easier to say that than say "my section of the living room"
let me draw out a map of what his living situation was:
scales a little bit big here, i seem to remember it being a bit more cramped

 No.1195281

File: 1585441165709.png (13.77 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1195274
no the turk was before the chink hospice house

 No.1195282

can someone use these layout sketched and draw them on autocad, and approved by an architect?

 No.1195284

someone post hte hoarding house layout that got posted forever

 No.1195285

Need facts here if I am going to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING

 No.1195286

little does shorkcel know that he is going to be ambushed by her family and detained as a hostage for abu sayaaf

 No.1195289

I thought that hoarder with the 2 year old milk was a dude.

 No.1195290

>>1195289
it was a miserable couple, white male asian (chinese immigrant) female

 No.1195294

File: 1585442423292.jpg (84.08 KB, 762x762, 1:1, 1585442422657.jpg)


 No.1195304

File: 1585443943537.jpg (650.04 KB, 2097x1261, 2097:1261, WP_20180909_20_57_57_Pro.jpg)

only pic i got.

 No.1195305

>>1195304
this is shorkcel??

 No.1195307

>>1195305
thats The Turk

 No.1195308

>>1195305
shorkcel is a young attractive blond haired twink

 No.1195310

>>1195308
he's like a ginger liam neeson

 No.1195311

>>1195308
Aryan Ultrasoldier Stud*

 No.1195312

>>1195310
that dude who pisses himself?
>>1195311
questionable post

 No.1195313

post the shorkcel picture

 No.1195314


 No.1195315

>>1195314
picture of shorkcel*

 No.1195318

File: 1585445535961-0.mp4 (5.96 MB, 480x320, 3:2, WP_20180122_15_35_30_Pro.mp4)

File: 1585445535961-1.jpg (231.41 KB, 991x557, 991:557, FOTF8D2.jpg)

File: 1585445535961-2.jpg (252.05 KB, 1334x890, 667:445, 1111.jpg)

>>1195315
see he is as this guy said >>1195308 very adorable at 5'11

 No.1195320

>>1195318
shorky ain't the one that quit the marines?

 No.1195322

>>1195320
no idea

 No.1195328

>>1195320
thats AOR2 pattern camo

 No.1195329

>>1195318
Very fuckable

 No.1195334

The trump virus has ruined the obama economy.

 No.1195338

>>1195318
5' 11 3/4"

 No.1195343

>>1195338
dont matter its rounded down to 5 feet

 No.1195346

>>1195343
my ID says 6' if the govt says it must be true

 No.1195347

>>1195346
>believing whats put on a license
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 No.1195349

the turkmen president is based as fuck
invite him to sportschan immediately

 No.1195350

>>1195347
STOP LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY STOP IT

 No.1195352

>>1195349
based on what ?

 No.1195355


 No.1195358

>>1195355
hes cool
sportschan membership approved

 No.1195363

>>1195350
lmfao dude

 No.1195383

File: 1585465074463.png (176.13 KB, 640x315, 128:63, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1195233
fasting strengthens the body, done for thousands of years and is common in indian religions

 No.1195409

why isnt it slowing down yet?
its been 2 weeks since all this quarantine shit

 No.1195411

>>1195409
Yeah wtf, the entire world is in lockdown but oddly enough numbers are booming up. Except China…

 No.1195413

>>1195409
newsflash its a fucking flu. its contagious like any flu. it will spread regardless of the stupid general quarantines and shutdowns, partly (and only partly) because these just cannot be fully enforced and neither does make sense to attempt to (unless you live a communist shithole with no personal freedom to begin with). overall what these retarded lockdowns achieve is a few extra weeks or maybe months of life for some few thousands of old or sick people (and a microscopic risk reduction for powerful cowards, like politicians and media owners) at the cost of trillions of $ in debt, mass unemployment, general deceleration of the economy, and screwing with the life of hundreds of millions of people thay would never give a single fuck about yet another flu mutation (like they didnt give a fuck about swine flu, h1n1, etc etc) had they a brain instead of a smartphone inside their skulls.

 No.1195425

File: 1585492810582.jpg (425.04 KB, 1089x900, 121:100, EUSLUjvXYAAnNF2.jpg)


 No.1195427

hurray another worthless piece of memevirus numerology

 No.1195436

>>1195411
thats because china fucking didn't record 3/4 of their numbers dumbfuck

 No.1195443

>>1195411
it has stopped in most places, northern california has been static for a while, its just that shithole NYC that didn't take it seriously and were packing people into the subway even as their case load skyrocketed past washington

 No.1195459

File: 1585507219203.png (749.61 KB, 810x456, 135:76, ClipboardImage.png)

based c-virus killed this literal retarded nigger that the louisiana governor paid to be chair of the "Louisiana Developmental Disabilities Council"

death to america
death to americans

 No.1195505


 No.1195757

File: 1585587262621.png (159.12 KB, 1315x691, 1315:691, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1195427
numerology is G-d's code, subscribe to my newsletter for marble betting tips and icnrease YOUR monthly income up to 100x

 No.1195815

File: 1585599533060.png (52.86 KB, 731x375, 731:375, ClipboardImage.png)

choke

 No.1195838

evidence coming out that the fish tank cleaner lady did it an purpose and may have intentionally or unintentionally murdered her husband



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