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File: 1589992715353.png (49.96 KB, 550x850, 11:17, the new infinity cup.png)

 No.1207202[Last 50 Posts]

Hey, /sp/artans,
We're setting up stuff for the new and improved Infinity Cup 2020 and we would really like it if you could join us with a team of your own. If you wanna see the virtual tournament, come get your info over at https://anon.cafe/icup/
See you on the pitch!

 No.1207204

sports are cancelled. /sp/ loves rules and social distancing.

 No.1207206

>>1207204
That's the most beautiful part of it, you don't need to be near the ball

 No.1207207

>>1207206
yeah but the digital players do and they have constitutional rights to follow WHO rules

 No.1207213

>>1207207
Only if they're underage

 No.1207223

File: 1590005240865.jpg (48.24 KB, 480x597, 160:199, CR inge sniffing.jpg)

lineup proposal

GK - Hope Solo
DF - Wadina
DF - Chinky Racoon
DF - ???
DF - Dave Roberts
MF - Mahomes
MF - Ghost
W - Wade Davis (Cubs Wade)
W - Spartman
ST - Mayor of Memetown aka mil kaki
ST - Goatbro

Spartmen-SUBS - Shorkcel, Dildar, Steaks, dddudman, crikmonkr, Dots, based Russian dickposter, kcbro, T-Paste

meme athletes - Tim Bradley, Missi, Tsunaldo, Haland, XFL, Baby Bomber, IBAVI, IBANTI, evgenia, mary, lydia, the russian curling man somebody keeps posting claiming it's a woman, UTZ whorb

songs
sports, sports, sports

 No.1207224

>>1207223
All 3 wades (KC, cube, and cr) should be there, maybe even the tampa one

 No.1207226

>>1207223
Steve McQueen deserves a spot

 No.1207227

>>1207224
he will be traded to the Yankees this season

 No.1207228

>>1207227
soon™NEVER

 No.1207235

>>1207223
im not a meme

 No.1207236

>>1207223
Go make a thread on /icup/
What would the kits and jersey be?

 No.1207237

>>1207227
this is a GOOD comment

 No.1207239

File: 1590007517597.png (258.32 KB, 605x836, 55:76, rwo.png)

>>1207236
I want the lineup to be fixed first, before posting it on icup. Kits are already done.

 No.1207241

>>1207239
fucking stupid
may as well use comic sans
fucking management is retarded

 No.1207242

>>1207226
fuck off dorkster

 No.1207243

Time for the /sp/ivil CRaw

 No.1207244

>>1207243
i want CRiderman on my team

 No.1207247

>>1207244
i want product and then get ready for the next product

 No.1207248

>>1207247
what's the next star wurz sposed 2 be anyway?

 No.1207258

>>1207244
CRender man*

 No.1207261

>>1207223
where is buckeye? is he the jew owner?

 No.1207264

>>1207261
he will be donating to the livestreamers of the event.

 No.1207267

File: 1590013340239.png (145.76 KB, 886x762, 443:381, PC OC.png)

>>1207223
please put me on the roster, I was a successful meme four years ago

 No.1207268

>>1207264
I demand my name on the jerseys like when I give Phil $100 to be on the top of the leaderboard.

 No.1207270

>>1207267
you're not a member of the tribe

 No.1207292


 No.1207306

>>1207292
reminder his family are rule cucks who went against his will

 No.1207307

>>1207306
except for based dweezil amd moon
gayle, ahmet and the other bih mostly just wasted money on lawyers

 No.1207309

moon was a qt

 No.1207310

>>1207223
>No KGJR

 No.1207641

team name:
the flying turks

 No.1207644

>>1207223
is missing the guy who made dead nigger threads

 No.1207645

File: 1590194071658.jpg (1.18 MB, 2457x2004, 819:668, 1275358044296.jpg)

ok heres our final team

 No.1207646

>>1207645
This needs to be updated

 No.1207651

File: 1590196140277.jpeg (14.82 KB, 200x292, 50:73, aboutOrang1.jpeg)

i lik roundball rock

 No.1207661

>>1207646
ok. who has that many spanimal pics saved?

 No.1207665

>>1207661
this place is a zoo

 No.1207673

>>1207645
>not putting me in the business department
>not making Roy Halladay the team pilot
I object

 No.1207674


 No.1207680

>>1207674
he cute

 No.1208119


 No.1208121

>>1207674
heem HONGRY

 No.1208479

>>1208121
nom nom

 No.1208481

File: 1590278916915.png (202.93 KB, 1586x1608, 793:804, Beedina doodle colored.png)

>>1207223
/monster/bro here for an important question: should Beedina be traded to your team now that you are using Wadina, or is it fine for us to keep her on our own team?

 No.1208482

>>1208481
shut up faggot

 No.1208483

>>1208481
make that hwore work

 No.1208485

File: 1590280125354.png (303.61 KB, 834x820, 417:410, cookies and milk minigirl.png)

>>1208482
ur not the real dudder and have lied so now wadina's soul has been split in two and her edgy side remains on ur team while her monstergrill side remains on ours
have a gud day
>>1208483
ok, she will work doble through what is mentioned above

 No.1208488

File: 1590280861998.jpg (97.34 KB, 640x526, 320:263, file.jpg)

>>1208485
i lik cookee grill

 No.1208492

File: 1590281079032.png (1.21 MB, 1076x1105, 1076:1105, monkey see, monkey jive, m….png)

>>1208488
me 2, budy

 No.1208719

>>1208481
hey /monster/
make a team as well, I'll advertise on your board soonish

 No.1208720

>>1208492
so do ya'll jerk off to the monsters or is it some sorta elaborate meme?

 No.1208739

File: 1590363061660.png (25.53 KB, 600x101, 600:101, ClipboardImage.png)

soon

 No.1208746

>>1208739
why are you doing this?

 No.1208747

>gf wants me to eat some questionable foreign food
>go to eat it
>theres stuff in it i dont like
>tell her im not gonna eat it
>she gets mad that i dont eat it
she bein a cunt rn

 No.1208748

>>1208747
why would you let her cook you it if you didn't wanna eat it

 No.1208749

>>1208746
i like edgar allen poe

 No.1208750

>>1208748
real men don't eat quiche

 No.1208751

>>1208750
Hit her

 No.1208752

File: 1590366652186.png (15.83 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1208750
go carnivore

 No.1208753

>>1208752
that's a big borg

 No.1208754

>>1208752
Nice cold fuckin burger retard

 No.1208755

how does cheese between patties not melt lmao

 No.1208756

>>1208754
not mine but when I ordered it (baconator with no bun or sauce) it came out hot

 No.1208757


 No.1208758

>>1208757
something wrong?

 No.1208759

>>1208758
you nigga

 No.1208760

lel

 No.1208762

who just said the n word?

 No.1208764

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 No.1208765

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 No.1208767

>>1208765
looks like an eyebrow hair to tbh
it could be from the cameraperson maybe hopefully

 No.1208768

>>1208767
hair protein is carnivore so its fine

 No.1208795


 No.1208826

>>1208719
We mostly already have our team from last time.

 No.1208828

File: 1590375238636.jpg (66.19 KB, 293x380, 293:380, Kappa_0.jpg)


 No.1209130

ok so what should /sp/'s logo be this time

 No.1209131

File: 1590530781244.jpg (62.35 KB, 960x615, 64:41, nuracoon.jpg)


 No.1209172

File: 1590544671416.png (152.87 KB, 774x1032, 3:4, CHIN SCRITCHEN.png)


 No.1209173

File: 1590545306473.png (25.13 KB, 602x320, 301:160, Oekaki.png)

our logo should have
>anime
>1 degeneracy item (feet, ass, little girls or yellows)
>current iteration of the coon with chinky eyes
>?????
>item that which ever sport the logo is for

 No.1209174

>>1209173
I already marked down sportschan's logo as >>1209131
he posted first

 No.1209177

they're replayan game 7 of the indians cusb world series and it's rally said cuz after this goatbro killed hisself

 No.1209179

>>1209177
fuckin cryin rn

 No.1209236

>>1209177
what game did the cancerous cubs whorb appear in this series?

 No.1209240

>>1209236
I feel like it was game 3 because >we made so many yams of it

 No.1210814

File: 1591148254303.png (44.71 KB, 240x240, 1:1, spp.png)

I made a team logo

 No.1210817

File: 1591148833255-0.png (54.83 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, sphome.png)

File: 1591148833255-1.png (53.15 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, spgk.png)

File: 1591148833255-2.png (46.7 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, spaway.png)

and here is the kit, home and away are rams and gk is KC

 No.1210821

>>1210814
>>1210817
this user does NOT represent the wishes of /sp/. please ignore him

 No.1210823

hmmm

 No.1210824

>>1210821
well make ur team then

 No.1210844

>>1210824
I'll do it later *yawn*

 No.1212272

>>1210817
Beautiful
Post them on /icup/

 No.1215618

File: 1593220482698-0.jpg (150.87 KB, 652x325, 652:325, sp roster.jpg)

File: 1593220482698-1.jpg (296.35 KB, 570x570, 1:1, hope solo.jpg)

Hey /sp/, just wanted to run your substitutes by you guys, as the instructions were "Subs can be whatever was on the wiki". You also need to let me know who your Gold, Silver, and 2 Bronze players are.

Are you guys fine with this being Hope Solo's face in-game?

 No.1215623

>>1210844
why is /sp/ so sleepy?

 No.1215655

>>1215623
/sp/ is dead

 No.1215676

File: 1593250259326.png (15.78 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1215655
NO SPORTS ALL MEMES MAKE /SP/ A DULL BOY

 No.1215697

>>1215618
dildar is back? good for him

 No.1215698

Gold - Chinky Raccoon
Silver - Mahomes
Bronze 1 - Wadina
Bronze 2 - Wade Davis

 No.1217403

are we winning son?

 No.1217434

>>1217403
yes dad. we are finally winning.

 No.1217487

Congratulations /sp/, your board is now officially entered into the 6th Infinity Cup, a competition dedicated to crowning the divegrass champion of the webring! The defending champion and host for this Cup is /kind/, who defeated /co/ in the final, via a nailbiting penalty shootout. We will be following a similar tournament structure this Cup, with a Group Stage, guaranteeing your board at least 3 games, and a final Knockout Stage to determine the sole champion. The tentative schedule for the tournament is as follows:

>July 31

Second Deadline, for tactics and Player Cards (explained below)
>August 1st
Draw Stream on the Infinity Cup Cytube, determining which teams your board will face in the Group Stage
>August 7th, 8th, 9th
First, second, and third Day of competition
>August 14th, 15th, 16th
Fourth, fifth, sixth day of competition, completion of Group Stage
>August 22nd
First day of Knockout Stage
>August 23rd
Final day of Knockout Stage, and the champion is crowned

So what's the deal with this second deadline? This is for the strategy your team will run during the games, and it's the alternative to live managing. It's a simple text document that the rigger follows during the game that outlines offensive and defensive tactics, as well as substitutes. As for Player Cards, these are the special abilities your players will carry into the game.

>Alright, I think I can handle that

Perfect. The page explaining Team Strategies and how to select them is here: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies And the page for Player Cards that does the same is here: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards You can send your strategies and player cards to me (SKF@8chan.co or SKF@cock.li) until July 31st, which gives me ample time to actually put them into the game. If you have any trouble with this as well, reach out. I've tried to make those two pages as accessible as possible, but I know there's still going to be issues for those putting it together.

>I want to help but not do that

Not a problem. Most teams don't have their roster pages filled out, and it's likely yours is one of them. Head to the wiki and fill in your team's roster page with images and brief profiles on your players. It really helps the commentators with their shitposts in-game. (Exemplar roster pages: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//ita//Roster http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//loomis//Roster http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//otter//Roster) We're always looking for 3D models of players on teams, so if you happen to know how to use Blender or have access to MMDs or similar 3D models, pass them along and we'll work on getting them into PES. We're also opening up submissions for adboards for this Cup, the field advertisements the scroll through during play. To submit them, simply post in your respective thread on /icup/, the only requirement is that the images be scaleable to 512x64, as that's the dimensions that PES needs for them to work. And as always, there's also room for any OC you guys want to put together for the tournament.

t. SKF

 No.1219888

File: 1594849821502.png (25.68 KB, 334x335, 334:335, logo.png)

Hey /sp/. I'll be running a test stream this Saturday the 18th at https://cytu.be/r/8cup. The whole thing kicks off at 3 EDT, 2CST, 19:00 UTC. We'll be playing some exhibition games, having a bit of banter, and just shitposting on our merry ways. Tune in!

 No.1220784

Stream is in a half hour. posting was fucked about 2 hours ago https://cytu.be/r/8cup

 No.1220786

>>1220784
i'll try and stop by
haven't been following and honestly not interested but you've gone to a lot of effort to keep it going so i'll try to be there as a representative

 No.1220805

>>1220786
/sp/ vs. /librejp/ is about to play

 No.1220806

>>1220805
why are boomers commenting this?

 No.1220807

post the thing the hsv picture

 No.1220809

wew

 No.1220810

victory

 No.1220818

>>1220805
shit i missed it
was out getting chinese takeout

 No.1220819

>>1220805
shit i missed it
was out getting chinese takeout

 No.1220841

File: 1595121333762-0.jpg (1.08 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, teaser.jpg)

File: 1595121333762-1.png (29.61 KB, 512x64, 8:1, japan ad.png)

Thank you to all who tuned in to the /test/ stream today. If you missed it, the matches will be up on the archive soon (https://pt.neko.bar/video-channels/icuparchive/video-playlists). We are officially two weeks away from the Group Draw to see who your team will compete against in the first stage of the Cup. If your team does not have their tactics sorted out yet, feel free to chip in by working on Team Strategies (http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies) or Player Cards (http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards). I know this is complicated, so swing by your thread on /icup/ and I can answer any questions you might have. The deadline is July 31st. If you're not tactically inclined, you can still help out by creating adboards specific to your board. Adboards, like /japan/'s here, pic #2 related, are the little signs that cycle through on the sidelines during games. Post a board-related ad as a PNG in the same dimensions as /japan/'s and I'll be able to use it during the Cup. Any other OC for your team or roster you'd like to contribute is always appreciated as well.

 No.1220854

File: 1595124227991.png (77.78 KB, 512x64, 8:1, mcq hsv.png)

>>1220841
someone else do the stratgies or whatever i spent 15 hours making this in gimp

 No.1220855

File: 1595124420826.png (55.91 KB, 512x64, 8:1, mcq hsv 2.png)

alternatively

 No.1221569

>>1220855
>>1220854
IATA but at the same time, I'm gonna go wash out my eyes now.

 No.1221570

>>1221569
not an Arby's fan, huh?

 No.1222131

>>1221570
I think I'm allergic to one of their spices.

 No.1223339

Just a reminder you have less than a week to finish up tactics and player cards. If you are having any difficulties or are worried no one will step up, leave a post here or in your thread on /icup/. I have an anon on standby willing to put something together for teams who need help. If you're a team who has participated in a previous Cup and you have not explicitly let me know you're sticking with your strats from last time, do so ASAP, as it cuts down on the work I'll have to do in the week after the Draw Stream. If you've already done so, kick back, take it easy and wait for the draw stream. Draw Stream is August 1st, 2PM PDT, 4PM CDT, 5PM EDT, 21:00 UTC. Mark that calendar.

As well, we're still accepting adboards for use during the tournament, visit the dedicated adboard thread on /icup/ and post them there.

 No.1223368

>>1223339
are you telling me i have to do work?

 No.1223708

>>1223368
Just post the strategies of the /sp/ divegrass team and you're set. No more work for this Cup.

 No.1223721

the strategy is fucking ur mom up the ass and sending you a video of it

 No.1223725

>>1223339
>Formation:
2-0-8
>Offensive Strats
Counter Attack
Short Pass
Wide
Flexible
Support Range (minimum)
>Defensive Strats
Frontline Pressure
Middle
Aggressive
Defensive Line (maximum)
Compactness (maximum)
>Advanced Defense
Gegenpress
>Player Cards
Keeper with Offensive Goalkeeper
Defender with Extra Frontman

 No.1223727

ok i posted it in the /sp/ thread for the team on icup

 No.1223729

>>1223725
Anything specifically for forwards or medals?

 No.1223730

nah
i think they'll be fine

 No.1223750

>>1223725
i…. disagree

 No.1223758

>>1223750
you think it should be 0-0-10?
i was considering that but i pussied out

 No.1223795

>>1207223
i am overriding the player position as self apointed meme coach

 No.1223796

>>1223729
i emailed you

 No.1223798

ok guys i wrote up the strat straight out of recreating 1-2-7 (1870s) as outlined in my Soccer for Dummies book
>"This is thought to be the first formation in soccer history"
all emphasis is on offense, including the midfielders an, defenders, and keeper abandoning their positions when on the offensive. they dont make em like they used to. we're sure to win.

 No.1223814

>>1223798
I play 2-3-5 in fifa

 No.1223815

>>1223814
you're a bitch. believe in /sp/ees super male vitality enchanced testosterone driven aggression to win the day

 No.1223850

>>1223815
you just need 11 people to stand in front of the goal and 1 striker

 No.1223853

>>1223850
but the focus on defense (while smart 'playing') is incredibly fucking boring to watch, and why soccer usually goes 0-0 so often.

 No.1223859

>>1223853
no its just because the field is so big and the retarded soccer players are slow.
watch futsal/indoor soccer for high scoring games

 No.1224203

since i actually went to the effort to spend 5-10 minutes making shitty ads and copying a prehistoric soccer formation can >we actually show up to the games? at least to the one against librejp?

 No.1224225

>>1224203
>1-2-7
this is going to end up badly

 No.1224226

>>1224203
no thanks, tired *yawn*

 No.1224227


 No.1224229

>>1224225
did you read the rest of it?
the keeper, midfielders, AND defense will abandon their positions on the offensive to flood the opposing field
its a very lulzy strat

 No.1224230

>>1224226
im sorry to tell you this but its not optional

 No.1224233

>>1224229
yea will get stuff on the counter
what time is the game?

 No.1224234

>>1224233
idk actual games wont be until mide august, i think.
drawing for the teams is the first or something

 No.1224235

>>1224233
>will get stuff on the counter
whos counter tho

 No.1224236

>>1224235
*stuffed
with everyone on the attack any lost ball becomes a counterattack

 No.1224238

>>1224236
ofc
what the other team wont realize is that the goal of the game wont be to win
the goal of the game will be to make soccer actually fucking interesting to watch

 No.1224239

>>1224238
>make football actually fucking interesting to watch
for a short time

 No.1224760

hey op did i offend you by taking over all the strategy stuff and intentionally making it shit?
not trying intrude, but it seemed like you were the only guy doing any work, and if im going to involve myself too my only condition is to be memey

 No.1224764

>>1224760
yah you did actually. can you find a new strat since your board actually seems interested. I wanna see your team go far

 No.1224765

>>1224764
oops when i said op i actually meant >>1207223
if this board is going to participate it will participate on its own terms not what 'you' want

 No.1224769

>>1224765
if you guys wanna lose in the first round that's fine. I just don't feel like setting up your team if you're not gonna take this seriously

 No.1224781

>>1224769
>not gonna take it seriously
I'm sorry I didn't treat your inter-anonymous imageboard FIFA simulator tourney with the seriousness it deserved.

 No.1225009

File: 1596156800075.jpg (36.71 KB, 401x401, 1:1, Eye Eye Capn.jpg)

Alright, this is some nice and heavy autistic shitflinging. Since PES won't actually let you do the 2-0-8 or the 1-2-7 like you guys want, what say I keep the spirit of the strategy and use the high-offense settings that were given, but leave the team formation as initially agreed upon in the roster (4-4-2)?

 No.1225018

>>1225009
i dont care do whatever
also FYI, the other guy from icup said he'd set it up like that

 No.1225051

>>1225018
>the other guy from /icup/
SKF?

 No.1225299

>>1225051
what do you think retard

 No.1225490

Just under an hour away, Draw Stream, be there!

https://cytu.be/r/8cup

 No.1225491

DTMWTD

 No.1225508

>>1225009
Do a 5-3-2.

 No.1225513

File: 1596320866551.png (1.04 MB, 1135x639, 1135:639, draw stream png.png)

The Draw Stream is complete, and with only minor technical difficulties!

You guys will play in Group F with /yuri/, /ausneets/, and /eris/! I'll be by again later with official game times for your board.

 No.1225517

>>1225513
wrong logo retard

 No.1225533

>>1225508
fixed: (2-3-5). 5 attackers

 No.1225535

>>1225533
Amazing GET

 No.1225551

>>1225513
i'd play that game in your image instead of whatever the fuck this thread is about tbh

 No.1225576

>>1225551
that appears to be pokemon

 No.1225764

File: 1596383522534.jpg (347.6 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Group F 06.jpg)

Took a little longer than I thought to get it finished, but here's the schedule for your Group.

 No.1225771


 No.1225773

are we winin son?

 No.1226160

>>1225773
Shut up Dad, the game hasn't even started yet! Go get a beer or something.

 No.1226223

redpill me on how to play and win i refuse to read any prior posts

 No.1226238

>>1226223
pray to Ammit and hope for the best
-t. /monster/budy

 No.1226248

>>1226223
go all out on offense. dont be pussy, true alpha males put all their players on the other sides field

 No.1226658

>>1226223
pray to Eris and hope for the best
-t. /eris/budy

 No.1226836

I'm not watching this shit ever

 No.1226837

>>1226238
>>1226658
so do ya'll jack it to the sumerian deities or is it just sum sorta elaborate meme?

 No.1227863

File: 1596748701831.png (814 KB, 953x714, 953:714, fe499c321a08a5ad650c2fea63….png)

>>1226837
I can't speak for /monster/ but yes some of us'll jack it to the greek deity and it also just sum sorta elaborate meme for the past 50 years.

 No.1228008

>>1227863
i miss jackin it to memes

 No.1228060

>>1228008
what are you talking about
you've still got dotz

 No.1228776

diveys are going on right now

 No.1229023

Less than an hour before kickoff, and we are in the 5th game today.

 No.1229028


 No.1229033

well lets see what they did if they followed the submitted meme format or ignored >us

 No.1229037

>Your account is too new to chat in this channel. Please wait a while and try again.
extremely gay and rulepilled

 No.1229046

>>1229037
it's cause /cow/ spammed a bunch

 No.1229050

are we winnin son?

 No.1229052

>>1229050
i think the board will be up in about 30 min

 No.1229056

File: 1597002074246.webm (7.52 MB, 1612x732, 403:183, sparts.webm)

CAM ON ASS PEE
SCAR SUM FOKIN GOALS

 No.1229057

>>1229056
lel i love this webm

 No.1229058

>>1229057
is that our goal song?

 No.1229060

>>1229058
wiki says it's the 10 hours of vuvuzuela sound, so I'm OK with that as long as the whole 10 hours of it will be played after we scaaaaar

 No.1229076

/sp/ vs. /ausneets/ now

 No.1229077

here we go

 No.1229083

I hat ausy

 No.1229088

fak yu ausy

 No.1229089

RIGGED >WE WERE SABOTAGED

 No.1229189

File: 1597021781610.jpg (194.96 KB, 640x960, 2:3, destroy.jpg)

>inviting us to something and not letting us win
wow rude fuck you

 No.1229207

File: 1597023809689.jpg (925.86 KB, 1100x900, 11:9, Day One Results.jpg)

Thanks to all who tuned in this weekend. The current Cup standings are as follows. For a slightly more detailed look please see http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Infinity_Cup_6



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