No.1207202[Last 50 Posts]
We're setting up stuff for the new and improved Infinity Cup 2020 and we would really like it if you could join us with a team of your own. If you wanna see the virtual tournament, come get your info over at https://anon.cafe/icup/
See you on the pitch!
sports are cancelled. /sp/ loves rules and social distancing.
That's the most beautiful part of it, you don't need to be near the ball
yeah but the digital players do and they have constitutional rights to follow WHO rules
Only if they're underage
GK - Hope Solo
DF - Wadina
DF - Chinky Racoon
DF - ???
DF - Dave Roberts
MF - Mahomes
MF - Ghost
W - Wade Davis (Cubs Wade)
W - Spartman
ST - Mayor of Memetown aka mil kaki
ST - Goatbro
Spartmen-SUBS - Shorkcel, Dildar, Steaks, dddudman, crikmonkr, Dots, based Russian dickposter, kcbro, T-Paste
meme athletes - Tim Bradley, Missi, Tsunaldo, Haland, XFL, Baby Bomber, IBAVI, IBANTI, evgenia, mary, lydia, the russian curling man somebody keeps posting claiming it's a woman, UTZ whorb
sports, sports, sports
All 3 wades (KC, cube, and cr) should be there, maybe even the tampa one
Steve McQueen deserves a spot
he will be traded to the Yankees this season
Go make a thread on /icup/
What would the kits and jersey be?
this is a GOOD comment
may as well use comic sans
fucking management is retarded
fuck off dorkster
Time for the /sp/ivil CRaw
i want CRiderman on my team
i want product and then get ready for the next product
what's the next star wurz sposed 2 be anyway?
where is buckeye? is he the jew owner?
he will be donating to the livestreamers of the event.
I demand my name on the jerseys like when I give Phil $100 to be on the top of the leaderboard.
you're not a member of the tribe
reminder his family are rule cucks who went against his will
except for based dweezil amd moon
gayle, ahmet and the other bih mostly just wasted money on lawyers
the flying turks
is missing the guy who made dead nigger threads
This needs to be updated
ok. who has that many spanimal pics saved?
this place is a zoo
>>1207645>not putting me in the business department>not making Roy Halladay the team pilot
make that hwore work
ur not the real dudder and have lied so now wadina's soul has been split in two and her edgy side remains on ur team while her monstergrill side remains on ours
have a gud day>>1208483
ok, she will work doble through what is mentioned above
make a team as well, I'll advertise on your board soonish
so do ya'll jerk off to the monsters or is it some sorta elaborate meme?
why are you doing this?
>gf wants me to eat some questionable foreign food
>go to eat it
>theres stuff in it i dont like
>tell her im not gonna eat it
>she gets mad that i dont eat it
she bein a cunt rn
why would you let her cook you it if you didn't wanna eat it
i like edgar allen poe
real men don't eat quiche
that's a big borg
Nice cold fuckin burger retard
how does cheese between patties not melt lmao
not mine but when I ordered it (baconator with no bun or sauce) it came out hot
who just said the n word?
looks like an eyebrow hair to tbh
it could be from the cameraperson maybe hopefully
hair protein is carnivore so its fine
We mostly already have our team from last time.
ok so what should /sp/'s logo be this time
I already marked down sportschan's logo as >>1209131
he posted first
they're replayan game 7 of the indians cusb world series and it's rally said cuz after this goatbro killed hisself
what game did the cancerous cubs whorb appear in this series?
I feel like it was game 3 because >we made so many yams of it
this user does NOT represent the wishes of /sp/. please ignore him
well make ur team then
I'll do it later *yawn*
Post them on /icup/
why is /sp/ so sleepy?
dildar is back? good for him
Gold - Chinky Raccoon
Silver - Mahomes
Bronze 1 - Wadina
Bronze 2 - Wade Davis
are we winning son?
yes dad. we are finally winning.
Congratulations /sp/, your board is now officially entered into the 6th Infinity Cup, a competition dedicated to crowning the divegrass champion of the webring! The defending champion and host for this Cup is /kind/, who defeated /co/ in the final, via a nailbiting penalty shootout. We will be following a similar tournament structure this Cup, with a Group Stage, guaranteeing your board at least 3 games, and a final Knockout Stage to determine the sole champion. The tentative schedule for the tournament is as follows:
Second Deadline, for tactics and Player Cards (explained below)>August 1st
Draw Stream on the Infinity Cup Cytube, determining which teams your board will face in the Group Stage>August 7th, 8th, 9th
First, second, and third Day of competition>August 14th, 15th, 16th
Fourth, fifth, sixth day of competition, completion of Group Stage>August 22nd
First day of Knockout Stage>August 23rd
Final day of Knockout Stage, and the champion is crowned
So what's the deal with this second deadline? This is for the strategy your team will run during the games, and it's the alternative to live managing. It's a simple text document that the rigger follows during the game that outlines offensive and defensive tactics, as well as substitutes. As for Player Cards, these are the special abilities your players will carry into the game.
>Alright, I think I can handle that
Perfect. The page explaining Team Strategies and how to select them is here: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies
And the page for Player Cards that does the same is here: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards
You can send your strategies and player cards to me (SKF@8chan.co or SKF@cock.li) until July 31st, which gives me ample time to actually put them into the game. If you have any trouble with this as well, reach out. I've tried to make those two pages as accessible as possible, but I know there's still going to be issues for those putting it together.
>I want to help but not do that
Not a problem. Most teams don't have their roster pages filled out, and it's likely yours is one of them. Head to the wiki and fill in your team's roster page with images and brief profiles on your players. It really helps the commentators with their shitposts in-game. (Exemplar roster pages: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//ita//Roster http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//loomis//Roster http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//otter//Roster
) We're always looking for 3D models of players on teams, so if you happen to know how to use Blender or have access to MMDs or similar 3D models, pass them along and we'll work on getting them into PES. We're also opening up submissions for adboards for this Cup, the field advertisements the scroll through during play. To submit them, simply post in your respective thread on /icup/, the only requirement is that the images be scaleable to 512x64, as that's the dimensions that PES needs for them to work. And as always, there's also room for any OC you guys want to put together for the tournament.
Hey /sp/. I'll be running a test stream this Saturday the 18th at https://cytu.be/r/8cup
. The whole thing kicks off at 3 EDT, 2CST, 19:00 UTC. We'll be playing some exhibition games, having a bit of banter, and just shitposting on our merry ways. Tune in!
Stream is in a half hour. posting was fucked about 2 hours ago https://cytu.be/r/8cup
i'll try and stop by
haven't been following and honestly not interested but you've gone to a lot of effort to keep it going so i'll try to be there as a representative
why are boomers commenting this?
post the thing the hsv picture
shit i missed it
was out getting chinese takeout
shit i missed it
was out getting chinese takeout
Thank you to all who tuned in to the /test/ stream today. If you missed it, the matches will be up on the archive soon (https://pt.neko.bar/video-channels/icuparchive/video-playlists
). We are officially two weeks away from the Group Draw to see who your team will compete against in the first stage of the Cup. If your team does not have their tactics sorted out yet, feel free to chip in by working on Team Strategies (http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies
) or Player Cards (http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards
). I know this is complicated, so swing by your thread on /icup/ and I can answer any questions you might have. The deadline is July 31st. If you're not tactically inclined, you can still help out by creating adboards specific to your board. Adboards, like /japan/'s here, pic #2 related, are the little signs that cycle through on the sidelines during games. Post a board-related ad as a PNG in the same dimensions as /japan/'s and I'll be able to use it during the Cup. Any other OC for your team or roster you'd like to contribute is always appreciated as well.
IATA but at the same time, I'm gonna go wash out my eyes now.
not an Arby's fan, huh?
I think I'm allergic to one of their spices.
Just a reminder you have less than a week to finish up tactics and player cards. If you are having any difficulties or are worried no one will step up, leave a post here or in your thread on /icup/. I have an anon on standby willing to put something together for teams who need help. If you're a team who has participated in a previous Cup and you have not explicitly let me know you're sticking with your strats from last time, do so ASAP, as it cuts down on the work I'll have to do in the week after the Draw Stream. If you've already done so, kick back, take it easy and wait for the draw stream. Draw Stream is August 1st, 2PM PDT, 4PM CDT, 5PM EDT, 21:00 UTC. Mark that calendar.
As well, we're still accepting adboards for use during the tournament, visit the dedicated adboard thread on /icup/ and post them there.
are you telling me i have to do work?
Just post the strategies of the /sp/ divegrass team and you're set. No more work for this Cup.
the strategy is fucking ur mom up the ass and sending you a video of it
Support Range (minimum)>Defensive Strats
Defensive Line (maximum)
Compactness (maximum)>Advanced Defense
Keeper with Offensive Goalkeeper
Defender with Extra Frontman
ok i posted it in the /sp/ thread for the team on icup
Anything specifically for forwards or medals?
i think they'll be fine
you think it should be 0-0-10?
i was considering that but i pussied out
i am overriding the player position as self apointed meme coach
ok guys i wrote up the strat straight out of recreating 1-2-7 (1870s) as outlined in my Soccer for Dummies book
>"This is thought to be the first formation in soccer history"
all emphasis is on offense, including the midfielders an, defenders, and keeper abandoning their positions when on the offensive. they dont make em like they used to. we're sure to win.
I play 2-3-5 in fifa
you're a bitch. believe in /sp/ees super male vitality enchanced testosterone driven aggression to win the day
you just need 11 people to stand in front of the goal and 1 striker
but the focus on defense (while smart 'playing') is incredibly fucking boring to watch, and why soccer usually goes 0-0 so often.
no its just because the field is so big and the retarded soccer players are slow.
watch futsal/indoor soccer for high scoring games
since i actually went to the effort to spend 5-10 minutes making shitty ads and copying a prehistoric soccer formation can >we actually show up to the games? at least to the one against librejp?
this is going to end up badly
no thanks, tired *yawn*
did you read the rest of it?
the keeper, midfielders, AND defense will abandon their positions on the offensive to flood the opposing field
its a very lulzy strat
im sorry to tell you this but its not optional
yea will get stuff on the counter
what time is the game?
idk actual games wont be until mide august, i think.
drawing for the teams is the first or something
>>1224233>will get stuff on the counter
whos counter tho
with everyone on the attack any lost ball becomes a counterattack
what the other team wont realize is that the goal of the game wont be to win
the goal of the game will be to make soccer actually fucking interesting to watch
>>1224238>make football actually fucking interesting to watch
for a short time
hey op did i offend you by taking over all the strategy stuff and intentionally making it shit?
not trying intrude, but it seemed like you were the only guy doing any work, and if im going to involve myself too my only condition is to be memey
yah you did actually. can you find a new strat since your board actually seems interested. I wanna see your team go far
oops when i said op i actually meant >>1207223
if this board is going to participate it will participate on its own terms not what 'you' want
if you guys wanna lose in the first round that's fine. I just don't feel like setting up your team if you're not gonna take this seriously
>>1224769>not gonna take it seriously
I'm sorry I didn't treat your inter-anonymous imageboard FIFA simulator tourney with the seriousness it deserved.
i dont care do whatever
also FYI, the other guy from icup said he'd set it up like that
>>1225018>the other guy from /icup/
what do you think retard
Just under an hour away, Draw Stream, be there!https://cytu.be/r/8cup
wrong logo retard
fixed: (2-3-5). 5 attackers
i'd play that game in your image instead of whatever the fuck this thread is about tbh
that appears to be pokemon
are we winin son?
Shut up Dad, the game hasn't even started yet! Go get a beer or something.
redpill me on how to play and win i refuse to read any prior posts
pray to Ammit and hope for the best
go all out on offense. dont be pussy, true alpha males put all their players on the other sides field
pray to Eris and hope for the best
I'm not watching this shit ever
so do ya'll jack it to the sumerian deities or is it just sum sorta elaborate meme?
i miss jackin it to memes
what are you talking about
you've still got dotz
diveys are going on right now
Less than an hour before kickoff, and we are in the 5th game today.
well lets see what they did if they followed the submitted meme format or ignored >us
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extremely gay and rulepilled
it's cause /cow/ spammed a bunch
are we winnin son?
i think the board will be up in about 30 min
lel i love this webm
is that our goal song?
wiki says it's the 10 hours of vuvuzuela sound, so I'm OK with that as long as the whole 10 hours of it will be played after we scaaaaar
/sp/ vs. /ausneets/ now
here we go
I hat ausy
fak yu ausy
RIGGED >WE WERE SABOTAGED