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 No.1229798[View All]

I REALLY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT
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 No.1243716

>>1243698
just do something different

 No.1243725

>>1243593
woah. what does iOS stand for?

 No.1243898

post the one of that girl squatting to shit and some incel rubs her puzzy.

 No.1243899

>>1243725
Internet of stuff

 No.1243901

>>1243475
I'm having the opposite experience
I can tell there's a waterfall of shit just waiting yet I just let out the skinniest pencil of a poo
I JUST WANT IT OUT OF ME DAMNIT

 No.1243936

>>1243901
try magnesium yet? always good poops

 No.1244193

>>1243901
i ate 1 cup of oatmeal every morning, i recommend that but it's only for experts because oatmeal will make you want to shit real bad

 No.1244227

holy FUCK I'm rabid right now
just experienced the worst complimentary breakfast of my life
this is fucking tryanny they used covid as an excuse to only serve shitty cereal boxes and milk cartons
THEY DISNT EVEN HAVE ANY FUCKING DANISHES

 No.1244240

>>1244227
burrclaws are baaaaaaaaad

 No.1244630

>>1244240
I've been drinking
shut up
Biiiiitch

 No.1244649

File: 1599444296777.jpg (49.14 KB, 700x394, 350:197, awoken.jpg)

gettin turned down by hotel clerks: nothin
norf pussy: nothin
no upgrade on a 6 hour flight: nothin
shitty complimentary breakfast: picrel

 No.1244667

ALL SHIT AND NO FART

 No.1244669

>>1244667
that sounds dangerous

 No.1244670

>>1244227
just call them racist and the NAACP will sue them for you

 No.1244697

File: 1599460459878.mp4 (6.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, portlel.mp4)

omw to shit for nigger lives

 No.1244705

poopy for a rupee

 No.1244730

>>1244697
policedude should have let him burn

 No.1244732

AN IF YOU AIN'T A HO GET UP OUT MY TRAP HOUSE

 No.1244739

the calm benevolent silence before the morning shit urges begin rests upon the dew of my conscious, tickled by the sunny rays of a pending need to piss

 No.1244741

>>1244697
what do you call those dance moves

 No.1244780

File: 1599490283746.mp4 (10.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, cotton.mp4)


 No.1244823

Day 2: Gf got super fucking drunk and obnoxious, had to babysit her all night and I ended up missing complimentary breakfast altogether
FUCK.

 No.1244834

>>1244823
where are you vacationing sweetie?

 No.1244840

пиздец оно воняет

 No.1244891

>>1244823
you cant allow that
tell her such behaviour demonstrates she cant be trusted with her own drinking and from now on she will have to ask for your explicit permission. then give her a good spanking to reinforce the lesson. dont stop until her buttocks are deep red
you can thank me later

 No.1244906

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 No.1245213

Hello World!

 No.1245257

>>1245213
helo budy
yu lik criket?

 No.1245271

take poo to the loo

 No.1245272

poo poo in her pantsu

 No.1245293

a little shitty ditty

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 No.1245841

it's time

 No.1246578

like pacman throwing up tic tacs

 No.1246592

im actually shitting myself rn

 No.1247397

i did a puwu

 No.1247859

it is time

 No.1249145

im sowwy i shidded daddy

 No.1250380

i made an oopsie woopsie

 No.1250664

HOLY SHIT

 No.1250697

i haves iwwitable bowel syndrome *nuzzles my sheets*

 No.1250959

time to clap those cheeks and make a brown baby boy

 No.1251800

OH NO NO NO NO NO

 No.1253816

someone took a shit and didn’t flush i hate this place I think im gonna throw up

 No.1253859

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>>1253816
heh wait till you see the men's room on /h/
goulash and franzia sundays i tell ya

 No.1253867


 No.1253868

>>1253867
how many times do you have to get drilled before you can suck air into your ass

 No.1253869


 No.1253871

>>1253869
questionable age goatbro but she is flexible. is this a good regime to follow?



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