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 No.1250106[Last 50 Posts]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Boston Red Sox (17-31) vs. Miami Marlins (24-21)
BOS- Tanner Houck (0-0)
MIA- Sandy Alcantara (2-1)
>5:40 PM CT
FSFL

Washington Nationals (17-28) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (30-17)
WSH- Aníbal Sánchez (2-4)
TB- John Curtiss (3-0)
>5:40 PM CT
MLBN

Pittsburgh Pirates (14-32) vs. Cincinnati Reds (23-26)
PIT- Joe Musgrove (0-4)
CIN- Michael Lorenzen (1-1)
>5:40 PM CT
MLBN

Toronto Blue Jays (26-20) vs. New York Yankees (26-21)
TOR- Taijuan Walker (3-2)
NYY- Deivi García (1-1)
>6:05 PM CT
YES

New York Mets (21-26) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (23-23)
NYM- Rick Porcello (1-4)
PHI- Jake Arrieta (3-4)
>6:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Kansas City Royals (20-28) vs. Detroit Tigers (20-26)
KC- Danny Duffy (3-3)
DET- Matthew Boyd (1-6)
>6:10 PM CT
FSD

Atlanta Braves (28-20) vs. Baltimore Orioles (21-26)
ATL- Huascar Ynoa (0-0)
BAL- Thomas Eshelman (3-0)
>6:35 PM CT
MASN

St. Louis Cardinals (21-21) vs. Milwaukee Brewers (21-25)
STL- Jack Flaherty (3-1)
MIL- Brett Anderson (2-3)
>6:40 PM CT
FSWI

Minnesota Twins (30-19) vs. Chicago White Sox (31-16)
MIN- Randy Dobnak (6-3)
CWS- Dane Dunning (1-0)
>7:10 PM CT
NBCSCH

Texas Rangers (17-30) vs. Houston Astros (23-24)
TEX- Kyle Cody (0-1)
HOU- Jose Urquidy (0-1)
>7:10 PM CT
ATTH

Cleveland Indians (26-21) vs. Chicago Cubs (28-20)
CLE- Carlos Carrasco (2-4)
CHC- Yu Darvish (7-2)
>7:15 PM CT
MARQ

Oakland Athletics (30-18) vs. Colorado Rockies (21-25)
OAK- Sean Manaea (4-2)
COL- Antonio Senzatela (3-2)
>7:40 PM CT
FS1

Los Angeles Dodgers (33-15) vs. San Diego Padres (32-17)
LAD- Tony Gonsolin (0-1)
SD- Zach Davies (7-2)
>8:10 PM CT
FSSD

San Francisco Giants (23-24) vs. Seattle Mariners (22-26)
SF- Tyler Anderson (2-3)
SEA- Ljay Newsome (0-0)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN

Arizona Diamondbacks (17-31) vs. Los Angeles Angels (20-28)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (0-4)
LAA- Julio Teheran (0-3)
>8:40 PM CT
MLBN

 No.1250113

File: 1600189511132.jpg (2.5 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001893758494075348771142….jpg)

Hope I don't getraped

 No.1250114

something next to mr. maddon…

 No.1250115

>>1250113
you take a lonely road! xD

 No.1250116

File: 1600189685075.jpg (95.82 KB, 588x887, 588:887, boogie nude.jpg)

hey bois teehee

 No.1250118

File: 1600189843533.jpg (5.26 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001897676039020094357321….jpg)

Sasquatch did this

 No.1250120

>>1250116
hmmm yes dats what I'm talking about

 No.1250121

>>1250118
holy shit your finger is so fucking fat

 No.1250122

File: 1600190011906.jpg (5.3 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001899537775237014449884….jpg)

Rug roh

 No.1250123

File: 1600190141474.jpg (4.43 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001900917481993677698536….jpg)

End of the roadß
Smells like sasquatch pudenda

 No.1250124

>>1250121
No it ain't nigguh

 No.1250125

well way down yonder on the chattahoochee it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie

 No.1250127

>>1250118
ummmm why is your finger so big?

 No.1250128

File: 1600190399511.jpeg (16.52 KB, 750x408, 125:68, A650F398-A7CD-4F66-B82F-6….jpeg)

they are reviewbombing her

 No.1250129

Juche is the only way forward for the west.

 No.1250131

File: 1600190529739.jpg (5.25 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001904037447019364618425….jpg)

Babby tree

 No.1250132

File: 1600190923796.jpg (4 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001908919765675442328158….jpg)

Tracking coons

 No.1250135

File: 1600191192857.jpg (4.89 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001911630972550963416368….jpg)

Dirty south durg deals dirty south rrrrrrrocks

 No.1250136

File: 1600191329845.jpg (49.8 KB, 640x730, 64:73, dc6206f4f0e3c0e885ad33ad49….jpg)

>>1250135
if you see a leaf like this take a live one and rub it in your hands breaking it up it smells like lemons

 No.1250137

File: 1600191467607.jpg (3.14 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001913892234197450787529….jpg)

Gonna plant the CRWNDU flag in this virgin meadow

 No.1250138


 No.1250139

File: 1600191561171.mp4 (884.7 KB, 480x360, 4:3, racist mr ed.mp4)

>>1250138
awww shaddup nigger

 No.1250140

File: 1600191958050.jpg (4.45 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001919390777722201383849….jpg)

>gym for dogs

 No.1250142

>>1250136
the bark of this tree is also rally good to make nesting with

 No.1250146

File: 1600193156396.jpg (3.61 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 16001931292303994430920607….jpg)

This is where I threw over the satchel (beefcase) full of money

 No.1250147

*lootcrate

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 No.1250151

>>1250150
oh that bitch?

 No.1250153

>>1250146
But I know where its going to be.

 No.1250156

>>1250153
do you have any idea how chinky you are?

 No.1250158

File: 1600197133758-0.jpg (71.64 KB, 960x540, 16:9, nyy probable starters vs t….jpg)

>>1250106
IATA
go yankees

 No.1250159

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 No.1250163

File: 1600197887396.mp4 (4.49 MB, 608x1080, 76:135, based white spartan.mp4)


 No.1250164

File: 1600198050553.jpg (12.9 MB, 5760x3840, 3:2, FreelandPhotography039.jpg)

>>1250158
here you go that'll be 11 dollars

 No.1250165

>>1250163
wish we brought home chinese slaves instead of nigger ones

 No.1250166

>>1250156
you mean the nature of this raccoon ?

 No.1250167

>>1250164
didnt ask for that

 No.1250169

>>1250167
oh i'm sorry, well i've already poured it so you can have it for free
but i'll need to see your id

 No.1250170

File: 1600198419490.jpg (167.59 KB, 1600x1037, 1600:1037, 5b80580aeaea3.image.jpg)

duckpin

 No.1250171

File: 1600198445044.png (411.02 KB, 720x595, 144:119, Eh8d5t7WkAUMHIH.png)

thoughts?

 No.1250172

File: 1600198560456-0.jpg (75.43 KB, 960x540, 16:9, highly questionable sept 1….jpg)

>>1250169
>going outside
>going to a bar
>drinking
>giving you identification
no thx

 No.1250173


 No.1250174

>>1250172
>bomani hairline
dat nigga on sum bull shit lookin lik a str8 off brand ass stephen a smith ass nigga man ctfu cuh ayyyooooo lebatard come git ur mans

 No.1250175

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>>1250172
that isn't katie nolan on the left is it?

 No.1250176

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 No.1250177

File: 1600198913461-0.jpg (67.15 KB, 960x540, 16:9, katie tac glasses.jpg)


 No.1250178

File: 1600199046706.jpg (65.36 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, remember what you said bac….jpg)

>>1250172
>katie looking like a hospice ass bitch

LMAO
THE WALL CONQUERS ALL

 No.1250180

File: 1600199381570.mp4 (78.95 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, vl_mp4_hd720_720p_26398661.mp4)

>>1250177
fuck off, no one cares about sports

 No.1250181

>>1250180
sports r good

 No.1250182

File: 1600199635985.mp4 (12.16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 191205_0130_1080P_4000K_55….mp4)

>>1250181
completely unsubstantiated

 No.1250183

Let's Murder Dotz For The Benefit Of the Sportschan Fatherland

 No.1250184

>>1250182
trust me im your friend
>>1250183
*lets watch sports for the benefit of the sportschan fatherland

 No.1250185

Is Jared Kushner the AntiChrist ?: 10 Reason Why He Might Be Fulfilling End Times Prophecy

 No.1250187

File: 1600200423110.mp4 (10.14 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7f10e576.mp4)

>>1250184
Our so called friends prostituted us to espn. Destroyed our culture, our economy, our honor. They are the invaders. All sports fans must leave /sp/ immediately, or suffer the consequences.

 No.1250188

>>1250187
yur mum is a prostitute

 No.1250189

>>1250172
¿por que use the Spanish inverted question mark ese? that's highly questionable.

 No.1250190

File: 1600200598946.jpg (123.55 KB, 750x587, 750:587, cr.jpg)


 No.1250191

>>1250187
>All sports fans must leave /sp/
no thx

 No.1250192

>>1250187
>our culture
>our
>o
>u
>r
<culture

 No.1250194

File: 1600201192354.jpg (244.55 KB, 1023x683, 1023:683, 1024px-Brasilia_aerea_eixo….jpg)

brasilia looks like a tropico 4 city

 No.1250195

>>1250194
Tropico 7 - Belarus edition when?

 No.1250197

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 No.1250199

File: 1600202875002.jpg (360.74 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, 0ef1cfe3363623fc9c5a7829f0….jpg)


 No.1250200

nfl ratings tanking on opening weekend

 No.1250202

socialism with GHOST characteristics

 No.1250203

>>1250200
nooooooooo
needs more bbc to fix this

 No.1250204

File: 1600203996940.jpg (3.59 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, t-paste cr.jpg)


 No.1250205

>>1250204
>pee poos
what did they mean by this?

 No.1250206

>>1250204
what did he do to his owner

 No.1250207

File: 1600204469984.mp4 (354.16 KB, 460x460, 1:1, spbro.mp4)

me postin on sportschan.org but dotz goes to reply

 No.1250208

File: 1600204479610.jpg (2.6 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, cr2.jpg)

>>1250206
NO MASTERS
NO GODS
NO OWNERS

 No.1250209

File: 1600204588868.mp4 (2.9 MB, 1920x806, 960:403, me rn.mp4)


 No.1250210

>>1250208
Candrew Ryan

 No.1250212

>>1250204
spitfire is still a thing? neat

 No.1250213

File: 1600204822233.mp4 (998.87 KB, 720x720, 1:1, cr waggin.mp4)


 No.1250214

>>1250212
flameboy and wet willy are dead

 No.1250215

Also I was doing reading on Howard Hughes and learned he was a ultra antisemitic and anti-Commie. A very based and redpilled guy indeed.

 No.1250216

>>1250214
shame, world had some cool designs
hook-ups were great too but they always snapped

 No.1250217

File: 1600205238055.mp4 (3.79 MB, 720x720, 1:1, cruisan.mp4)


 No.1250218

File: 1600205287119.mp4 (2.96 MB, 360x640, 9:16, howtodie.mp4)


 No.1250219

Marxist-GHOSTist

 No.1250220

>BREAKING: The South Dakota Attorney General reported hitting a deer Saturday night but had actually hit and killed a man whose body wasn’t discovered until the next morning, according to the Department of Public Safety.

 No.1250222

>>1250217
okay I was turn between buying a computer finally or a skateboard again and this video did it
gettin a board

 No.1250223


 No.1250224

>>1250222
gud choice

 No.1250225

>>1250218
what a fish whore

 No.1250226

CR Does The Cinnamon Challenge!

 No.1250228

>>1250226
wow cr, very hip!

 No.1250229

24 hoors of leMONKE
verRRR RUNG

 No.1250230

stay HONGY
keep aCHEEMIN

 No.1250233

bmw makin ugly cars
m8 look like a maxipad

 No.1250234

>>1250233
the looks don't matter, dddudr will drive and crash them

 No.1250235

>>1250224
thx ill keep you posted

 No.1250236

>>1250233
e39 m5 was the last good looking bimmer

 No.1250238

>>1250235
do, know what setup you're going with yet?

 No.1250239

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>>1250238
Idk last time I had one I had a flexdex shortboard with trucks that had two kingpins in each of em with some soft wheels. was spectacular for skating inner city, the flex of the board was massive I could slam the center onto the ground easily even with the added height with the trucks being so tall. that coupled with the twin bkingpin trucks made it so I could turn very sharply on command and really it was amazing in the city. also no one else could ride it without busting ass which was funny. took a while before I could bomb hills without eating shit but it was doable once comfortable enough with the set. and I just realized how easy it was to find pics to help illustrate. this exact set up but I can't recall who made the wheels I think tarantula and I got the softest ones for grip. some bone swiss bearings

 No.1250241

holy shit i got that board new for like $40 12 years ago now it's like $300 and with a stupid light up gimmick so fucking gay I guess ill just get another shortboard

 No.1250242

>>1250239
damn that looks comfy, didn't know they made trucks like that. was into flatland and tricks when i skated but it's way hard on your knees. don't even know what brands are around anymore.
that setup get the wobbles easy? have to change your footing? imagine it's better for sidewalk clicking

 No.1250245

File: 1600210892992.mp4 (7.63 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, himTgYW5Sf-9o_H0.mp4)


 No.1250247

>>1250245
malcom x is my favorite negroid

 No.1250248

no way was the gremlin that shot those la sherf deputies an adult, looks and moves exactly like a 12 year old kid

 No.1250249

File: 1600211795696.png (179.02 KB, 308x455, 44:65, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1250248
gettin dat clout early shii
dats mu boi homie

 No.1250251

>>1250242
yeah you get the wobbles easy as hell but just keep your feet near the trucks and you should be good. any further in and youll be close to scraping the ground. can't stress enough how flexible that board was. and yeah great for sidewalks particularly somewhat crowded ones but you need to be rally comfortable skating it before you do that or youll end up hitting people. no good for tricks either but I was never good at those in the first place. never practiced beyond kickflip got it for transportation and thats why ill get another. trucks have gotten crazy ive seen all sorts of whacky shit they make for "longboards" after those became a big fad around 10-15 years ago. other ones I've seen I couldnt explain as clearly as the ones I posted so sorry, idk how to even look them up. id love to take that deck I posted into a bowl so bad

 No.1250252

>>1250251
flatland's fun af and easy enough. pop shoves, stalls, finger flips, manuals, side flips. basically just cruising. not sure how it'd work on a softboard tho doesn't look like there's tails on that deck but should fuck around when you get it.
longboarders are fucking cancer, shit hasn't died down here. still see reggae smelly hipster grils who think it's a status symbol and ride like shit.
i'll have to look up the new shit, miss it a lot. skate bowl a lot? never figured out pipe or bowl transitions but it always looked chill

 No.1250254

shorkcel or gunfag here? looking for a cheap af chinknesium ar light

 No.1250256

>>1250252
no I was too chicken shit when I was a kid to skate bowl and by the time I had that thing I didnt have anyone that wanted to go to a skatepark so the opportunity never really arose. yeah longboarders are complete aids luckily around here no one does that shit anymore. and yeah theres no tail on that thing and how bendy it is I could never get a simple ollie off.

 No.1250258

>>1250254
gimme a sec, i got something in mind but cant remember the name.

 No.1250259

>>1250254
>shorkcel OR gunfag
lel

 No.1250260

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 No.1250261

File: 1600213814851.webm (2.12 MB, 960x540, 16:9, voit hr sept 16th.webm)


 No.1250262

File: 1600213827143.webm (2.74 MB, 960x540, 16:9, hicks hr sept 16th.webm)


 No.1250263

>>1250254
if you really mean chinknesium you could get Olite
if you want something dependable but cheaper than Surefire you could spend a little extra and get something from Streamlight

 No.1250264

>>1250263
have the olight valkyrie mini 2, things great
familiar with streamlight and surefire was curious if you knew any offbrand ali-chinkaba stuff but i prob already know the answer

 No.1250265

>>1250260
gz. how close is it?

 No.1250267

>>1250262
yeem yanky

 No.1250268

how can i become a gunfag?

 No.1250269

>>1250264
Fenix is a big chinese player, but i dont think they make weapon lights. Hear good things bout them tbh, and have one at work thing feels nice.
i wouldn't drop below Streamlight in terms of quality control for weapon light. only would buy a weapon light if it was for serious use, so i dont know low low chinkesium lights
>>1250265
dunno yet, just pics from the vendor who printed it. hopefuly have it in a few days and i can get it cleaned up and smoothed out

 No.1250270

>>1250268
start designing a machinegun and bring it to school show and tell

 No.1250271

>>1250267
doin thangs

 No.1250272

>>1250269
just inherited an old 03-A3 that needs a bunch of cash into it, was hoping to be a jew but ur right

 No.1250274

>>1250272
>03-A3
wait a what?
im assuming this is some manufacturer specific semi-auto rifle and not a bolt action springfield you're talking about?

 No.1250275

File: 1600215388139.webm (6.22 MB, 960x540, 16:9, dj 3 rbi dbl sept 16th.webm)

le machine

 No.1250277

dotz celebrates one lucky yankees win against the blue jays while the yankees record fails to impress

 No.1250278

>>1250274
the latter

 No.1250279

>>1250275
scorekeeper has dyslexia

 No.1250280

>>1250278
why are you getting a light for it? you wont exactly have a way to mount it without goin full bubba

 No.1250281

>>1250280
different gun, this one needs some love

 No.1250283

File: 1600216545086.mp4 (1.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, beep beep.mp4)


 No.1250284

>>1250277
this seasons a joke tbh basedball as a sprint sucks

 No.1250285

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 No.1250286

>>1250281
aw, ok. thought you were mentioning them as teh same thing

 No.1250287

>>1250277
cherish every win

 No.1250288


 No.1250289

dotz says to "cherish every win" as yankees continue miserable season, 5-5 for their last 10 games

 No.1250290

>>1250288
made in a lab by the CIA?

 No.1250291

>>1250289
its funny how stacked they are and they arent winning a world series this year

im hoping for a flukey hot team to win a series cause this is the perfect setting for it

 No.1250292

post that video of 2chainz sayin true

 No.1250293

>>1250286
was my b. 1903's sporterized so gonna keep it that way w/e. just need a light to finish the ar build

 No.1250294

>>1250290
if it made to the news here doubt she'll admit it but ya

 No.1250295

>>1250293
ya go with streamlight, ive heard and seen good things from them

 No.1250296

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 No.1250297

someone post da jim watkins calling spee jerks vid miss dat one

 No.1250298

>>1250295
will do, thx qt3.14

 No.1250300

>>1250297
we just crashed

 No.1250301

File: 1600217482602-0.webm (2.65 MB, 960x540, 16:9, el gary hr sept 16th.webm)

File: 1600217482602-1.jpg (290.05 KB, 960x540, 16:9, tatum sneakers.jpg)

el gary is scary

 No.1250302

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 No.1250303

>>1250302
I think you're a dumb nigger

 No.1250304

>>1250303
it's "white impaired" now

 No.1250305

File: 1600217898784-0.jpg (276.43 KB, 960x540, 16:9, tatum son.jpg)

File: 1600217898784-1.jpg (207.97 KB, 960x540, 16:9, nuns mia vs bos gm 1.jpg)


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 No.1250308

>>1250305
that a young patrick mahomes, purebred esquire?

 No.1250309

File: 1600218879380.png (303.66 KB, 331x400, 331:400, babbygrinch.png)

>>1250308
>esquire
the 13th amendment would like a word with you sweatie

 No.1250311

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File: 1600219248056.jpg (112.06 KB, 667x900, 667:900, gandalf-fighting-the-balro….jpg)

>>1250309
YE
SHALT
NOT
COVET
PASSING LANES

 No.1250313

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 No.1250314

File: 1600219702077-0.webm (3.61 MB, 960x540, 16:9, bam block vs bos gm 1.webm)

File: 1600219702077-1.jpg (285.44 KB, 960x540, 16:9, mia vs bos final gm 1 sept….jpg)

wew

 No.1250315

Eternal President of The GHOST Republic

 No.1250316

>>1250314
…ES MATTER what?
you missed a clip beautiful

 No.1250318

>>1250315
*bows*

 No.1250319

File: 1600220055547-0.webm (2.58 MB, 960x540, 16:9, voit 2nd hr sept 16th.webm)

File: 1600220055547-1.mp4 (1.62 MB, 960x540, 16:9, bam block slowmo vs bos gm….mp4)

luker

 No.1250320

>>1250302
I don't think niggers have the brain capacity to ever see the big picture

 No.1250321


 No.1250322

Psst, Hey anon. Want to see a magic trick? I can make shills appear, seethe and dilate. ready?

Q Thread
Qanon will stop the deep state cabal and save the sex trafficked kids in the tunnels. Hillary and the Obama admin who are actually in court right now for their deep corruption will be brought to justice. The jews will be dealt with for the evil they have impacted on the world. Antifa terrorists will be outed and hung for starting the west coast fires.

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 No.1250324

is duncan robinson our guy?

 No.1250326

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 No.1250330

File: 1600221851740.webm (3.83 MB, 960x540, 16:9, dj hr sept 15th.webm)

position player pitch

 No.1250331

>>1250330
hate to see it

 No.1250332

>>1250330
running up the score, bad form

 No.1250333

>>1250332
dont worry blue jays scored some more

 No.1250335

i love the game of basketball

 No.1250336

File: 1600222902202.jpg (68.83 KB, 960x540, 16:9, nyy vs tor final sept 15th.jpg)


 No.1250337

>>1250335
this is a duckpin bowlin board

 No.1250338

File: 1600223094259.jpg (374.04 KB, 960x540, 16:9, den vs lac ht gm 7.jpg)


 No.1250340

>>1250336
good digits bad box score

 No.1250342

File: 1600223396407.mp4 (2.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Brief_chants_of_Allahu_Akb….mp4)


 No.1250345

>>1250342
absolutely based

 No.1250346

who here /boysinblue/ and /supportsthetroops/

 No.1250347

who here /oldglory/ and /starsandstripes/

 No.1250348

>>1250346
>>1250347
literally me

 No.1250349

File: 1600224906635.mp4 (887.83 KB, 406x720, 203:360, toy.mp4)


 No.1250351

this cummin in my undies thing is causing some STANK

 No.1250353

File: 1600225983850.png (959.12 KB, 915x539, 915:539, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1250354

File: 1600226031155.mp4 (2.5 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, This_would_fix_the_kneelin….mp4)


 No.1250355

>>1250354
umm i don't watch english dubs

 No.1250357

cloppers are done
denver niggerts win

 No.1250358

>>1250357
GHOST world order is NOW
buncos owl incoming

 No.1250360

>>1250349
i hat major

 No.1250361

File: 1600227376399.mp4 (803.97 KB, 714x720, 119:120, let me put it in a languag….mp4)


 No.1250362

DENVER NIGGERS
GO NIGGERS

 No.1250363

I (20M) my obama impression during sex and my girlfriend (19F) wont talk to me now

This isnt the first time I've done this and every time I do it she gets more and more annoyed. Most times I just said generic things like "oh sweet jesus, Michelle" or "this feels very good Michelle". I couldn't help myself but do it again and last night and I said "United we fall" in the obama voice as I pushed her on the bed. She said that she's done with it and she slept in the spare room. I knew she wanted space so I tried calling her and I wanted to cheer her up so I said "Michelle please come talk to me" in my obama voice while on the call with her. She hung up and now she's just staying in the spare room. It's been 4 hours and I dont know what to do. Any tips?

 No.1250364

File: 1600227992630.gif (34.51 KB, 220x167, 220:167, shredder.gif)


 No.1250375

people are actually having meltdowns because of rowling's new book
when I read somewhere that Harry Potter is a zoomer's Bible I thought that was a joke

 No.1250376

>>1250354
y this chinky whorb sound like mama cass

 No.1250377

>>1250375
I work with two bitches with mostly visible harry potter tattoos

 No.1250379

File: 1600233051514-0.jpg (272.69 KB, 1079x1588, 1079:1588, EiAsGhDUMAEvgOy.jpg)

File: 1600233051514-1.jpg (330.24 KB, 1079x1666, 1079:1666, EiAsGt1UYAAVYM-.jpg)

File: 1600233051514-2.jpg (223.58 KB, 1080x1361, 1080:1361, EiAsG5PVgAAnzhs.jpg)


 No.1250382

>>1250379
what a fucking asshole. it's just cancer. get over it, boomer. Holy FUCK

 No.1250385

>>1250379
HIT HER

 No.1250387

>>1250385
she's an adult and that's a crime

 No.1250390

>>1250385
hitting women is not okay

 No.1250393

that time when coldsquares let Jewsh kill /sp/ for his frankenstein site really tampered my development into my late 20s, and that's why I'm so unhappy.

 No.1250394

>>1250387
who cares
>>1250390
BZZZZZT WRONG



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