No.1251992[Last 50 Posts]
Tulsa at No. 11 Oklahoma State – noon, ESPN: The Cowboys get their season cranked up in what they hope will result in a berth in the Big 12 Championship Game. The trio of running back Chuba Hubbard, wide receiver Tylan Wallace and quarterback Spencer Sanders is one of the best in the nation. It'll be a big stage for the Pokes to show the world what they're capable of.
Syracuse at No. 25 Pitt – noon, ACC Network: The Panthers had their way with Austin Peay last week, and will look to keep the momentum going at home against the Orange. Panthers quarterback Kenny Pickett looked the part of a star last week averaging 13.9 yards per attempt. Plus, that defense allowed 1 rushing yard last week. One. Uno. Could they be a complete team? We shall see.
No. 23 Appalachian State at Marshall – 3:30 p.m., CBS: The Mountaineers have a legit outside shot at running the table and pushing for the College Football Playoff. On the other side of the field, they'll have to deal with freshman signal-caller Grant Wells. The 6-foot-2, 210-pounder has had two weeks to prepare after throwing for 307 yards and four touchdowns against Eastern Kentucky two weeks ago.
No. 14 UCF at Georgia Tech – 3:30 p.m., ABC: The Yellow Jackets stunned Florida State in Tallahassee, Florida, last week behind true freshman signal-caller Jeff Sims. They'll square off against a Knights squad that will open its season in what they hope will be a run to the College Football Playoff. If you want a quarterback battle, Sims vs. Dillon Gabriel should be a fun one.
No. 17 Miami (FL) at No. 18 Louisville – 7:30 p.m., ABC: The marquee game of the day will take place Saturday night in Louisville, Kentucky. The Cardinals are led by quarterback Micale Cunningham and a star-studded group of wide receivers, while the Hurricanes could unleash more of the offense in the second game of the D'Eriq King era.
Other big games
South Florida at No. 7 Notre Dame – 2:30 p.m., USA Network: The best way to describe the Fighting Irish's win over Duke last weekend was that it was "sluggish." Quarterback Ian Book couldn't get into a rhythm, the receivers struggled and they didn't look like a real contender for the CFP. The same can be said for the Bulls, who dispatched of The Citadel in rather ugly fashion last weekend.
The Citadel at No. 1 Clemson – 4 p.m., ACC Network: Get a glimpse of Lawrence and Etienne early, because they'll be out of there relatively soon. However, the reason that this game is included is because of the free year of eligibility. Watch what the backups do … because teams need depth in order to win the national title.
Best of the rest
Austin Peay at No. 13 Cincinnati – noon, ESPN+
No. 19 Louisiana at Georgia State – noon, ESPN2
Boston College at Duke – noon, ESPN3
SMU at North Texas – 6 p.m., CBS Sports Network
Wake Forest at NC State – 8 p.m., ACC Network
nope let us know how you make out
I wonder why he chose that handle ..
i like to use a lot of tongue and mix up between heavy petting & dry humpin
why are all the liberal superheroes dying irl now?
gay. I bet you kiss on the first date too
blumpf is literally voldermort and thanos
sounds crazy right? it's not. it's actually real and just as scary. welcome to the new amerikkka
gib cheek kissey and tell me i'm handsome
hot cunt too huh babe?
you forgot the apples and water
NIGGER OUTSIDE TESTING HIS SHITTY ASS CAR STEREO AS I TRY TO FUCKING SLEEP HOLY FUCK I HATE NIGGERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ur sleeping at 12:30 in the only time zone that matters and bitching about nogs
sports r on
what time do you sleep, sweety?
nine / afternoon?
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apples and water…reminds me of a dream i had…creepy
the one where you became a bee and peed the bed?
the only thing i dream of is you ridin my pole sweetheart
holy FUCK i swear im gonna shoot this nigger
*nine seven afternoon pacific lithuanian sentral*
thank you for your cooperation sir/madam
man she looks like a gud slut in that faggy reddit show
bruh bitch is like 60 now
SHUTEM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
uh oh. oekaki did a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad thing
typical white woman
no you did because your a dumb fuck idiot dont blame oekaki for you stupidity
oekaki a good boy he dindu nuffin
>>1252111>penguin classics>Game of Thrones
yeah this guy knows to submit to coons
show no love to sauna thugs
fuck you and fuck your oekaki jap mutt. im gonna put it down NOW
no such thing as the sauna
woah he raally likes that doorbell
i gotta make sure you're up for me, babe
i would do anything to you
i mean for you
look behind you
WE DU BOISS
Dotz Ive been thinking about what you said about the gas chambers having wooden doors and how that makes no sense, and im rly starting to agree with you.
SHES STILL DEAD
remember what we said about the smokestacks and the prussian blue on the walls? totally debunks the holohoax
In celebration of ginsberg dead I'm gonna tell you where I source stream
got it from redit after gogling it
ruth vader ginsberg is dead
is it sports urge or sport surge?
well okay dotz imagine the yankees scoring 6 million home runs in only, say 5 years. that would be crazy right there would have to be 7000 home runs in each game, it would be impossible for them to do. now think about the 6 mil in the holocaust. crazy right?
damn i should go to this game
it was in your book "The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit and Their Lies"
im gonna tweet this at nfl, mlb, nba, etc
god i love that chipotle whorb
Stop trying to poison dotz mind.
gonna take a long time for these to lose value
good for them>>1252217
more posting is a good thing
starting to suspect dotz=all sports commissioners=Q tbh
Dotz is fighting the DeepStateDemoncrats everyday to save America for all True Patriots.
idk posting is scawy
time to get racist
phew so that means we dont have to do anything, right?
NOT MY HECKIN BULLARINOS
wait dont we have fc prelims?
heem sleepydid i do that right? I want to make sure i use my sports vernacular correctly
can you gib me sum sloppy toppy IYKWIM?
THEN WHY DONT YOU POST GRILS ANYMORE???
ruled not a fumble
is this on of dem vidya gaems, son?
ruled my achin yankee ass
bettah hide yo tea foghorn
heem…s-..s… no wait heem toppy!
shut the fuck up dotz rocket
i need more of this
kimbo slice was the height of mma and it'll never be achieved again
don't (you) me
JUST SHOW HER FUCKING ASS DONT BLUR THAT
that doesn't count
rooting for male pattern
good kid just showing his gooch like that
stop heemin, sheemin and yeemin
and doggone it stop memein
*orders papa johns and licks your nose*
ummm no sweety not when he's asleep
this is a lil c's board
*heems you and licks your nose while u sleepy*
dudder fix this NOW
only found this
It was just another day, I was working my afternoon shift at Little Caesar's. Business was going pretty good today, our newest deep-dish pizza was selling great. But today, a customer wearing a black ski mask walked in and handed me this note. It said; "can i ge" It skipped a line. "can i gejt pizza bredst icks chiken fingrs oreos an diet co ke" I blinked at the note in confusion. The guy just stared at me through the mask's eyeholes. "Uh, I'm sorry sir, we don't sell Oreos here. Or chicken fingers, for that matter Would you just like the pizza and breadsticks? There's also a two-liter of Diet Coke in the frid-" That's when he started to screech. It was almost inhuman, like his mouth was stretching way further open than humanly possible. The screech made me cover my ears, it was literally like a "REE" on those 4chan boards. The other customers covered their ears and looked over in shock. My boss came running out from the back to see what the hell was going on. He saw the man screaming bloody murder, and then looked at me in bewildered confusion. I began to say I didn't know, when I felt a cold hand grab my shoulder and jerk me around.
What I saw will haunt me forever. The man took his gloved hand off my shoulder and lifted up his mask. His face was burned and disfigured, like a cheese pizza. His teeth were black, and there was some kind of ooze beginning to drip out of his mouth. His cheeks were scarred and ripped where his mouth had stretched open, and his eyes were tearing up with weird blue slime. I started to scream, but he forced his hand in my mouth and grabbed my lower jaw, pulling it down. It hurt so bad, it felt like he was trying to tear it off. The other customers ran out of the building. I heard my boss talking on the phone, giving the address of the restaurant. He must be calling the police. The man heard this too, and walked around the counter, dragging me along by my jaw. My boss was petrified with fear, and dropped the phone as the man walked towards him. I had to sit there, horrified, as he took a huge bite out of my boss's throat! The man dropped my boss's gurgling body and dragged me towards the stove, with a now-burned ExtraMostBestest sitting on it. The man grabbed a red-hot spatula that had been left on the stove when the cooks ran out, and let go of my jaw. He grabbed my arm, and jerked it up to his face, where a black, oozing tongue creeped out and licked my fingers, leaving black slime all over them. He then smiled, and said to me the only words I'd ever hear from him…a low, growling "Fingers!"
I screamed as he brought my hand to the stove, and pressed my hand down to the hot surface with the spatula. I could feel my skin melting, and my flesh cooking. He started to salivate, watching my hand get roasted like a fucking steak. As I started to black out, he reached over and picked up a pizza cutter, and sliced into the knuckle of my pointer finger. Tears were streaming down my face, I'd run out of voice to scream. He rolled it back and forth until it was separated, and set it aside. He did this for four of my fingers, but left my thumb on. God knows why. When he cut off my pinky, he finally let go, and let me fall the the ground. I sat there for a few seconds, as he grinned wildly and put my now-cooked fingers in a takeout box with a pre-made pepperoni pizza complete with a bag of garlic breadsticks. The last thing I remember before I passed out was the jingle of the door opening as he grabbed a two-liter of Diet Coke from the fridge and left.
I woke up in the hospital later. The doctors were talking to the police, listing off my injuries so they could carry out their investigation. I looked down at my hand, and saw bandages wrapped tightly around a now-stub of a palm, save for my bandaged thumb. I looked at the police officer, who was now looking at me. Through a rough, screamed-out voice, I managed to groan. "W-what the hell happened?" The police officer sighed and took a few steps to my side. "We couldn't find the perp, or your fingers. Based on the skin stuck to the stove, they prolly couldn't have been reattached anyway." I laid back, and tears began to roll down my cheeks. The cop noticed, and put a hand on my shoulder.
"Hey, you should hear what he did to a guy at a grocery store for a pack of fuckin' Oreos."
teenbro should get fat and not learn to defend himself if he wants to avoid premature baldness
WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?
Any linux guys here? I had a problem with my pacemaker firmware (DRM OUT THE @$$.) I tried running Arch on it but it ain't hittin' like it used to.
now dat is sum gravy
i take blood pressure medicine
you can create any character you want
where to cop dem lazers?
swang n bang
imma knock her up
Southern Mississippi gon win
dang, how much you payin for that?
this fish mouth dern making my gock feel funny
for that blood pressure medicine
my insurance pays for it
lamo this armbar
the blood pressure medication
my insurance pays for it
don't disturb her she's gonna sit on my face and then shower
i take blood pressure medication
what are you taking that there medication for
i have me a doggone heart condition in my ticker
huh thought it was just for your blood pressure
your blood pressure medication
no, my insurance pays for it
alright im gonna start shooting if yeems dont stop talkin bout blood pressure medication
I didn't ask about it I said what are you taking the medication for>>1252458
this doesn't involve you
it's is sponsored by my insurance>>1252463
oh the doctor has diagnosed me with a cardiovascular cycling irregularity
why do you have to take blood pressure medicine for that
for your cardiovascular cycling irregularity
eyes are just far enough apart to make me uncomfortable
its called the katie nolan mutt effect
You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building…wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper…you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body… No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem.
okay start talking about the southern mississippi game or im gonna start using punctuation and capitalizing words that are supposed to be capitalized
oh yes, quite. it's been indicated to me, via licensed medical professional no less, that it requires addition of a chemical admixture to combat.
how old was the girl
11, says in the byline
muslim thots are the worst. theyre not sluts but theyre all WHORES
*puts hand on gock*
yeah i mean women
have so much to offer
to the world than their loo-
lookin like someone shot a package of ramen on a phone pole lookin ass
mathmeticians had to come up with new math higher than 5 head
pushup bra working harder than a mexican when the hot rich lady that hired her watchin
she finna play a piano duet with bugs bunny?
maze jump scare lookin ass
swede with a muslim beard? now i've seen it all
LAMO HEEM HEEMY
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hey fight fans so uh where we getting our illegal ufc streams tonight? haha i love watchin ufc for free and i have lots of great illegal streaming sites but out of curiousity and friendship i'd love to see where everybody else is streaming tonight?
Alright, you asked for this.
Ripple is. or crack streams has been solid
sweetie it's golden eagles time
Don't "sweety" me, ma'am. I don't have time for this foolery.
49ers finna be 0-2 after new york's finest get through with them
that's not how glory holes work wtf
cop told him to freeze or he'd shoot
>nobody cares about stanley finals
lmao how did i not realize that
death off a 2 stories building?
can't make up my mind on cowboy
tell me my opinion spee
this is all shit college funball
covid chinks ruined it all
mr. cool ice
heem hurt his RIB
this southern mississippi game is gud
please don't crop the iFunny logo
i dont know of any difference between jewginia food and carolina food
why is the fag capital labelled as actual america
it's kansas city