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 No.1251992[Last 50 Posts]

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Gridiron Gocks
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Tulsa at No. 11 Oklahoma State – noon, ESPN: The Cowboys get their season cranked up in what they hope will result in a berth in the Big 12 Championship Game. The trio of running back Chuba Hubbard, wide receiver Tylan Wallace and quarterback Spencer Sanders is one of the best in the nation. It'll be a big stage for the Pokes to show the world what they're capable of.

Syracuse at No. 25 Pitt – noon, ACC Network: The Panthers had their way with Austin Peay last week, and will look to keep the momentum going at home against the Orange. Panthers quarterback Kenny Pickett looked the part of a star last week averaging 13.9 yards per attempt. Plus, that defense allowed 1 rushing yard last week. One. Uno. Could they be a complete team? We shall see.

No. 23 Appalachian State at Marshall – 3:30 p.m., CBS: The Mountaineers have a legit outside shot at running the table and pushing for the College Football Playoff. On the other side of the field, they'll have to deal with freshman signal-caller Grant Wells. The 6-foot-2, 210-pounder has had two weeks to prepare after throwing for 307 yards and four touchdowns against Eastern Kentucky two weeks ago.

No. 14 UCF at Georgia Tech – 3:30 p.m., ABC: The Yellow Jackets stunned Florida State in Tallahassee, Florida, last week behind true freshman signal-caller Jeff Sims. They'll square off against a Knights squad that will open its season in what they hope will be a run to the College Football Playoff. If you want a quarterback battle, Sims vs. Dillon Gabriel should be a fun one.

No. 17 Miami (FL) at No. 18 Louisville – 7:30 p.m., ABC: The marquee game of the day will take place Saturday night in Louisville, Kentucky. The Cardinals are led by quarterback Micale Cunningham and a star-studded group of wide receivers, while the Hurricanes could unleash more of the offense in the second game of the D'Eriq King era.

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Other big games
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South Florida at No. 7 Notre Dame – 2:30 p.m., USA Network: The best way to describe the Fighting Irish's win over Duke last weekend was that it was "sluggish." Quarterback Ian Book couldn't get into a rhythm, the receivers struggled and they didn't look like a real contender for the CFP. The same can be said for the Bulls, who dispatched of The Citadel in rather ugly fashion last weekend.

The Citadel at No. 1 Clemson – 4 p.m., ACC Network: Get a glimpse of Lawrence and Etienne early, because they'll be out of there relatively soon. However, the reason that this game is included is because of the free year of eligibility. Watch what the backups do … because teams need depth in order to win the national title.

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Best of the rest
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Austin Peay at No. 13 Cincinnati – noon, ESPN+
No. 19 Louisiana at Georgia State – noon, ESPN2
Boston College at Duke – noon, ESPN3
SMU at North Texas – 6 p.m., CBS Sports Network
Wake Forest at NC State – 8 p.m., ACC Network

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>>1251992
IATA
go sports

 No.1252009

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 No.1252021

ROLL TIDE

 No.1252025

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 No.1252031

File: 1600532805998.jpg (49.12 KB, 550x413, 550:413, ragin-cajun-on-richmond.jpg)

who /ragin/ here?

 No.1252033

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>>1252031
yeem hongry

 No.1252038

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>>1252033
and COMFY

 No.1252039

>>1252038
cool house wow

 No.1252041

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>>1252039
thanks

 No.1252044

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 No.1252048

File: 1600534243977.png (8.38 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

anyone ever bought a "renewed"(used) item from amazon? thinkin bout saving tenbux on a wifi extender. but now that i think about it it's probably been 'renewed' to send all my data to steaks52

 No.1252050

>>1252048
nope let us know how you make out

 No.1252051

>>1252048
I wonder why he chose that handle ..

 No.1252052

>>1252050
i like to use a lot of tongue and mix up between heavy petting & dry humpin

 No.1252056

>>1252052
not that

 No.1252057

why are all the liberal superheroes dying irl now?

 No.1252058

>>1252052
gay. I bet you kiss on the first date too

 No.1252063

>>1252057
blumpf is literally voldermort and thanos
sounds crazy right? it's not. it's actually real and just as scary. welcome to the new amerikkka

 No.1252066

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 No.1252067

gib cheek kissey and tell me i'm handsome

 No.1252069

File: 1600535760637-0.jpg (69.34 KB, 960x540, 16:9, okst fries.jpg)

File: 1600535760637-1.jpg (68.63 KB, 960x540, 16:9, okst fans hongry.jpg)

whoa

 No.1252079

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>>1252069
CAREFUL! HOT PLATE!

 No.1252080

>>1252079
hehe
hot cunt too huh babe?

 No.1252082

>>1252079
you forgot the apples and water

 No.1252083

FUCK
NIGGER OUTSIDE TESTING HIS SHITTY ASS CAR STEREO AS I TRY TO FUCKING SLEEP HOLY FUCK I HATE NIGGERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.1252085

>>1252083
ur sleeping at 12:30 in the only time zone that matters and bitching about nogs
vary interesting

 No.1252086

>>1252083
>living around nogs

 No.1252087

>>1252083
>sleeping
its 1:30
sports r on

 No.1252089

>>1252087
what time do you sleep, sweety?

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 No.1252091

>>1252090
nine / afternoon?

 No.1252092

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>>1252082
apples and water…reminds me of a dream i had…creepy

 No.1252094

>>1252092
the one where you became a bee and peed the bed?

 No.1252095

>>1252092
haha
the only thing i dream of is you ridin my pole sweetheart

 No.1252096

>>1252091
nsa pls
>>1252092
shelly pls

 No.1252097

>>1252092
SHUTUP BITCH NOW COME SIT ON DADDIES LAP

 No.1252099

holy FUCK i swear im gonna shoot this nigger

 No.1252101

File: 1600537332103.jpg (26.81 KB, 570x380, 3:2, group-business-people-lawy….jpg)

>>1252096
*nine seven afternoon pacific lithuanian sentral*
thank you for your cooperation sir/madam

 No.1252102

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>>1252092
shelly aint got shit on best girl

 No.1252103

>>1252092
man she looks like a gud slut in that faggy reddit show

 No.1252104

>>1252102
show her today

 No.1252105

cajuns NO

 No.1252106

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 No.1252109

>>1252104
bruh bitch is like 60 now

 No.1252110

File: 1600537535630.png (11.31 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1252106
DROP

SHUTEM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP

 No.1252111

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 No.1252112

>>1252110
dmx pls

 No.1252114

uh oh. oekaki did a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad thing

 No.1252116

>>1252111
typical white woman

 No.1252117

>>1252114
no you did because your a dumb fuck idiot dont blame oekaki for you stupidity
oekaki a good boy he dindu nuffin

 No.1252118

>>1252111
>penguin classics
>Game of Thrones
yeah this guy knows to submit to coons

 No.1252120

>>1252112
show no love to sauna thugs

 No.1252122

>>1252117
fuck you and fuck your oekaki jap mutt. im gonna put it down NOW

 No.1252127

>>1252120
no such thing as the sauna

 No.1252129


 No.1252142

File: 1600538453818.mp4 (315.91 KB, 510x510, 1:1, licking doorbell.mp4)

Police seek help in tracking down man who spent 3hrs licking the doorbell of a California home

 No.1252147

>>1252142
woah he raally likes that doorbell

 No.1252150

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 No.1252152

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 No.1252171

>>1252152
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 No.1252173

>>1252171
too loud

 No.1252175

>>1252173
i gotta make sure you're up for me, babe

 No.1252178

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>>1252175
the thought of you recklessly swinging an aluminum bat around is both hilarious and terrifying

 No.1252180

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 No.1252181

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 No.1252183

>>1252178
i would do anything to you

i mean for you

 No.1252185

>>1252183
creepy

 No.1252186

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 No.1252189

File: 1600544136550.png (721.8 KB, 636x482, 318:241, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1252185
how could that ever be creepy?

 No.1252190

>>1252189
you tell me

 No.1252191

>>1252190
i shall.

look behind you

 No.1252194

WE DU BOISS

 No.1252199

Dotz Ive been thinking about what you said about the gas chambers having wooden doors and how that makes no sense, and im rly starting to agree with you.

 No.1252200

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 No.1252202

SHES STILL DEAD

 No.1252203

>>1252200
remember what we said about the smokestacks and the prussian blue on the walls? totally debunks the holohoax

 No.1252204

File: 1600548131413.jpg (310.23 KB, 960x540, 16:9, g tech atl sign.jpg)

>>1252203
i dont follow

 No.1252205

In celebration of ginsberg dead I'm gonna tell you where I source stream
sportsurge.net
got it from redit after gogling it
ruth vader ginsberg is dead

 No.1252207

>>1252205
is it sports urge or sport surge?

 No.1252208

File: 1600548587620.jpg (64.98 KB, 960x540, 16:9, ucf fans mask.jpg)

11k fans

 No.1252209

>>1252207
petsmart

 No.1252210

>>1252204
well okay dotz imagine the yankees scoring 6 million home runs in only, say 5 years. that would be crazy right there would have to be 7000 home runs in each game, it would be impossible for them to do. now think about the 6 mil in the holocaust. crazy right?

 No.1252211

>>1252208
damn i should go to this game

 No.1252212

>>1252204
it was in your book "The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit and Their Lies"

 No.1252213

>>1252211
drive to atl

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 No.1252215

>>1252205
thx bby
im gonna tweet this at nfl, mlb, nba, etc

 No.1252216

god i love that chipotle whorb

 No.1252217

File: 1600549088133.png (3.86 MB, 1765x1014, 1765:1014, MT nixon.PNG)

woah check it out im dotz now

 No.1252218

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 No.1252219

Stop trying to poison dotz mind.

 No.1252220

>>1252218
gonna take a long time for these to lose value

 No.1252221

File: 1600549241211.jpg (92.52 KB, 960x540, 16:9, fumble recovery g tech.jpg)

good for them
>>1252217
more posting is a good thing

 No.1252222

File: 1600549280870.jpg (76.55 KB, 960x540, 16:9, g tech car.jpg)

vrooom

 No.1252223

starting to suspect dotz=all sports commissioners=Q tbh

 No.1252224

>>1252223
Dotz is fighting the DeepStateDemoncrats everyday to save America for all True Patriots.

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 No.1252229

>>1252221
idk posting is scawy

 No.1252230

>>1252222
time to get racist

 No.1252231

>>1252224
phew so that means we dont have to do anything, right?

 No.1252232

File: 1600549853081.png (7.92 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1252224
tried to imagine america without sparts and i'm now officially a dotz rocket

 No.1252234

NOT MY HECKIN BULLARINOS

 No.1252236

wait dont we have fc prelims?

 No.1252237

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File: 1600550117119-1.webm (5.37 MB, 960x540, 16:9, rivera stoppy.webm)

bzzzzzzzzz
ouch

 No.1252239

>>1252237
heem sleepy
did i do that right? I want to make sure i use my sports vernacular correctly

 No.1252241

>>1252239
sleepy
stoppy
tappy

 No.1252242

>>1252241
can you gib me sum sloppy toppy IYKWIM?

 No.1252245

pitt won

 No.1252246


 No.1252247

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 No.1252249

>>1252248
i lik girls

 No.1252250

File: 1600550950090.jpg (66.93 KB, 960x540, 16:9, coach norvell covid.jpg)

ruh oh

 No.1252251

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 No.1252255

ROLL TIDE

 No.1252259

>>1252249
THEN WHY DONT YOU POST GRILS ANYMORE???

 No.1252260

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File: 1600552397072-1.webm (5.79 MB, 960x540, 16:9, newson stoppy.webm)

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 No.1252261

>>1252250
>gettin POZ

 No.1252265

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File: 1600552951708-0.webm (10.8 MB, 960x540, 16:9, sims dad.webm)

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 No.1252271

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>>1252261
fuck your optics ladbro, I'm goin in

 No.1252272

ruled not a fumble

 No.1252275

>>1252271
is this on of dem vidya gaems, son?

 No.1252276

>>1252254
Christina: the new whorb im gunna find

 No.1252277

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>>1252272
ruled my achin yankee ass
bettah hide yo tea foghorn

 No.1252278

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 No.1252279

>>1252277
heem…s-..s… no wait heem toppy!

 No.1252280

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 No.1252284

>>1252236
very strange

 No.1252287

>>1252232
shut the fuck up dotz rocket

 No.1252289

>>1252232
DOTZ ROCKET IN FLIGHT
APPLE NOON DELIGHT

 No.1252290

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>>1252102
wow u got taste

 No.1252291

>>1252290
i need more of this
for research

 No.1252293

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File: 1600555837094-1.webm (8.67 MB, 960x540, 16:9, alpar stoppy.webm)

bloody

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 No.1252296

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>>1252294
YES..HAHAHA…YES

 No.1252300

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 No.1252302

kimbo slice was the height of mma and it'll never be achieved again
don't (you) me

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 No.1252305

>>1252294
JUST SHOW HER FUCKING ASS DONT BLUR THAT

 No.1252306

>>1252304
that doesn't count

 No.1252307

File: 1600557004661.png (1.33 MB, 1884x1404, 157:117, mykamala.png)

Kamala Harris’ Website HACKED — Shows Photo of Ruth Bader Ginsburg in Hell

 No.1252308

rooting for male pattern

 No.1252310

ruh roh

 No.1252313

File: 1600557638244.webm (6.5 MB, 960x540, 16:9, g tech fan sleepy.webm)

heem sleepy

 No.1252315

>>1252313
good kid just showing his gooch like that

 No.1252316

stop heemin, sheemin and yeemin
stop sleepin
stop creepin
and doggone it stop memein

 No.1252317

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 No.1252318

File: 1600558079682.mp4 (287.13 KB, 576x322, 288:161, beer monkr (1).mp4)

i lik sat night

 No.1252319

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 No.1252320

>>1252317
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING COON

 No.1252321

damn finally

 No.1252322

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 No.1252323

>>1252322
*orders papa johns and licks your nose*

 No.1252325

File: 1600558381539.webm (9.83 MB, 960x540, 16:9, bektic‡ tappy.webm)


 No.1252327

IATA
GO BUCKEYES

 No.1252329

>>1252323
ummm no sweety not when he's asleep

 No.1252331

>>1252323
this is a lil c's board

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 No.1252333

File: 1600558673049.jpg (50.06 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, IMG_20200919_193708_506.jpg)

Louisiana Tech or Southern Mississippi?

 No.1252335

>>1252333
>vertical monitors

 No.1252339

>>1252329
*heems you and licks your nose while u sleepy*

 No.1252342

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 No.1252346

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>>1252332
>>1252331
🚨🚨gays alert🚨🚨
dudder fix this NOW

 No.1252347

>>1252346
post more

 No.1252352

>>1252347 only found this
It was just another day, I was working my afternoon shift at Little Caesar's. Business was going pretty good today, our newest deep-dish pizza was selling great. But today, a customer wearing a black ski mask walked in and handed me this note. It said; "can i ge" It skipped a line. "can i gejt pizza bredst icks chiken fingrs oreos an diet co ke" I blinked at the note in confusion. The guy just stared at me through the mask's eyeholes. "Uh, I'm sorry sir, we don't sell Oreos here. Or chicken fingers, for that matter Would you just like the pizza and breadsticks? There's also a two-liter of Diet Coke in the frid-" That's when he started to screech. It was almost inhuman, like his mouth was stretching way further open than humanly possible. The screech made me cover my ears, it was literally like a "REE" on those 4chan boards. The other customers covered their ears and looked over in shock. My boss came running out from the back to see what the hell was going on. He saw the man screaming bloody murder, and then looked at me in bewildered confusion. I began to say I didn't know, when I felt a cold hand grab my shoulder and jerk me around.

What I saw will haunt me forever. The man took his gloved hand off my shoulder and lifted up his mask. His face was burned and disfigured, like a cheese pizza. His teeth were black, and there was some kind of ooze beginning to drip out of his mouth. His cheeks were scarred and ripped where his mouth had stretched open, and his eyes were tearing up with weird blue slime. I started to scream, but he forced his hand in my mouth and grabbed my lower jaw, pulling it down. It hurt so bad, it felt like he was trying to tear it off. The other customers ran out of the building. I heard my boss talking on the phone, giving the address of the restaurant. He must be calling the police. The man heard this too, and walked around the counter, dragging me along by my jaw. My boss was petrified with fear, and dropped the phone as the man walked towards him. I had to sit there, horrified, as he took a huge bite out of my boss's throat! The man dropped my boss's gurgling body and dragged me towards the stove, with a now-burned ExtraMostBestest sitting on it. The man grabbed a red-hot spatula that had been left on the stove when the cooks ran out, and let go of my jaw. He grabbed my arm, and jerked it up to his face, where a black, oozing tongue creeped out and licked my fingers, leaving black slime all over them. He then smiled, and said to me the only words I'd ever hear from him…a low, growling "Fingers!"

I screamed as he brought my hand to the stove, and pressed my hand down to the hot surface with the spatula. I could feel my skin melting, and my flesh cooking. He started to salivate, watching my hand get roasted like a fucking steak. As I started to black out, he reached over and picked up a pizza cutter, and sliced into the knuckle of my pointer finger. Tears were streaming down my face, I'd run out of voice to scream. He rolled it back and forth until it was separated, and set it aside. He did this for four of my fingers, but left my thumb on. God knows why. When he cut off my pinky, he finally let go, and let me fall the the ground. I sat there for a few seconds, as he grinned wildly and put my now-cooked fingers in a takeout box with a pre-made pepperoni pizza complete with a bag of garlic breadsticks. The last thing I remember before I passed out was the jingle of the door opening as he grabbed a two-liter of Diet Coke from the fridge and left.

I woke up in the hospital later. The doctors were talking to the police, listing off my injuries so they could carry out their investigation. I looked down at my hand, and saw bandages wrapped tightly around a now-stub of a palm, save for my bandaged thumb. I looked at the police officer, who was now looking at me. Through a rough, screamed-out voice, I managed to groan. "W-what the hell happened?" The police officer sighed and took a few steps to my side. "We couldn't find the perp, or your fingers. Based on the skin stuck to the stove, they prolly couldn't have been reattached anyway." I laid back, and tears began to roll down my cheeks. The cop noticed, and put a hand on my shoulder.

"Hey, you should hear what he did to a guy at a grocery store for a pack of fuckin' Oreos."

 No.1252355

teenbro should get fat and not learn to defend himself if he wants to avoid premature baldness

 No.1252359

File: 1600559815439.mp4 (6.81 MB, 640x648, 80:81, Bye.mp4)


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>>1252346
WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?

 No.1252368

Any linux guys here? I had a problem with my pacemaker firmware (DRM OUT THE @$$.) I tried running Arch on it but it ain't hittin' like it used to.

 No.1252370

>>1252346
now dat is sum gravy

 No.1252377

File: 1600560298017.webm (3.36 MB, 960x540, 16:9, mia td vs lou 9' 1st qrt.webm)


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>>1252368
i take blood pressure medicine

 No.1252379

>>1252377
you can create any character you want

 No.1252383

>>1252333
>heterochromia fetishist
oh no

 No.1252385

>>1252359
where to cop dem lazers?

 No.1252393

theem bangy

 No.1252394

swang n bang

 No.1252399

File: 1600561249624.mp4 (6.47 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, mil's cousin talks about t….mp4)


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>>1252399
imma knock her up

 No.1252405

File: 1600561461326.webm (6.32 MB, 960x540, 16:9, mia td vs lou 14' 1st qrt.webm)


 No.1252407


tha U

 No.1252409

File: 1600561660241.png (709.99 KB, 496x666, 248:333, ClipboardImage.png)

Spartman said knock you up
Spartman said knock you up
Don't ask for his cum back, he came in your ears
Gocking ur rear and prank fucking all year
Making the babies rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the baby buggy go vroom

 No.1252415

>>1252409
LL pls

 No.1252420

Southern Mississippi gon win

 No.1252422

sheem bouncy

 No.1252423

>>1252378
dang, how much you payin for that?

 No.1252424

this fish mouth dern making my gock feel funny

 No.1252425

>>1252423
for what?

 No.1252426

>>1252425
for that blood pressure medicine

 No.1252428

>>1252426
my insurance pays for it

 No.1252429

lamo this armbar

 No.1252431

>>1252428
so its fwee?

 No.1252432

File: 1600563100699.png (378.63 KB, 424x349, 424:349, ClipboardImage.png)

give me pictures of dern's milkers

 No.1252433

>>1252431
is what free?

 No.1252434

File: 1600563176899.png (792.1 KB, 1126x611, 1126:611, ClipboardImage.png)

we need to talk about this chipotle whore

 No.1252436

>>1252433
the blood pressure medication

 No.1252437

File: 1600563247595.webm (24.41 MB, 960x540, 16:9, markos tappy.webm)


 No.1252441

>>1252436
my insurance pays for it

 No.1252442

>>1252441
pays for what?

 No.1252443

>>1252437
don't disturb her she's gonna sit on my face and then shower

 No.1252444

>>1252442
i take blood pressure medication

 No.1252446

>>1252444
what are you taking that there medication for

 No.1252448

>>1252446
i have me a doggone heart condition in my ticker

 No.1252450

File: 1600564005384.jpg (62.85 KB, 960x540, 16:9, lou vs mia 2nd qrt.jpg)

>>1252443
her accent changing is something lel

 No.1252453

>>1252448
huh thought it was just for your blood pressure

 No.1252454

>>1252453
the what is?

 No.1252456

>>1252454
your blood pressure medication

 No.1252457

>>1252456
no, my insurance pays for it

 No.1252458

alright im gonna start shooting if yeems dont stop talkin bout blood pressure medication

 No.1252461

File: 1600564398264.png (765.53 KB, 885x457, 885:457, ClipboardImage.png)

zoinks

 No.1252462

File: 1600564399600-0.jpg (45.58 KB, 474x474, 1:1, dern3.jpg)

File: 1600564399600-1.jpg (25.96 KB, 474x312, 79:52, dern2.jpg)

File: 1600564399600-2.jpg (19.8 KB, 474x315, 158:105, dern.jpg)

>>1252450
she's fucking adorable

 No.1252463

>>1252457
I didn't ask about it I said what are you taking the medication for
>>1252458
this doesn't involve you

 No.1252464


 No.1252465

File: 1600564536160.png (202.4 KB, 680x209, 680:209, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252467

>>1252458
it's is sponsored by my insurance
>>1252463
oh the doctor has diagnosed me with a cardiovascular cycling irregularity

 No.1252469

>>1252467
why do you have to take blood pressure medicine for that

 No.1252471

File: 1600564679082.jpg (108.25 KB, 713x892, 713:892, dern4.jpg)

>>1252464
delicious fas

 No.1252472

>>1252469
for what?

 No.1252473

>>1252472
for your cardiovascular cycling irregularity

 No.1252474

>>1252471
eyes are just far enough apart to make me uncomfortable

 No.1252475

>>1252474
its called the katie nolan mutt effect

 No.1252476

File: 1600564898709-0.webm (14.23 MB, 960x540, 16:9, spann stoppy.webm)

File: 1600564898709-1.webm (6.99 MB, 960x540, 16:9, walker zen.webm)

File: 1600564898709-2.jpg (90.89 KB, 960x540, 16:9, mia turnover chain vs lou.jpg)

>>1252462
she made weight which is good

 No.1252477

You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building…wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper…you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body… No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem.

 No.1252479

okay start talking about the southern mississippi game or im gonna start using punctuation and capitalizing words that are supposed to be capitalized

 No.1252480

>>1252473
oh yes, quite. it's been indicated to me, via licensed medical professional no less, that it requires addition of a chemical admixture to combat.

 No.1252481

File: 1600565092267.png (549.5 KB, 480x681, 160:227, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252482

File: 1600565207940.png (425.94 KB, 480x615, 32:41, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252483

File: 1600565253678-0.gif (6.95 MB, 285x518, 285:518, dern.gif)

File: 1600565253678-1.jpg (34.91 KB, 474x591, 158:197, dern5.jpg)

>>1252474
there's more to a woman than her physical attributes

 No.1252485

>>1252481
how old was the girl

 No.1252486

>>1252485
11, says in the byline

 No.1252487

File: 1600565315849.jpg (76.27 KB, 960x540, 16:9, lou vs mia ht sept 19th.jpg)


 No.1252490

>>1252481
muslim thots are the worst. theyre not sluts but theyre all WHORES

 No.1252491

>>1252483
*puts hand on gock*
yeah i mean women
*strokes*
have so much to offer
*strokes faster*
to the world than their loo-
*GOUMS*
ks

 No.1252493

>>1252482
lookin like someone shot a package of ramen on a phone pole lookin ass
mathmeticians had to come up with new math higher than 5 head
pushup bra working harder than a mexican when the hot rich lady that hired her watchin
she finna play a piano duet with bugs bunny?
maze jump scare lookin ass

 No.1252494

swede with a muslim beard? now i've seen it all

 No.1252495

File: 1600565734204.jpg (104.64 KB, 873x1200, 291:400, EiSY5FBVgAAh5Bo.jpg)


 No.1252496

LAMO HEEM HEEMY

 No.1252501

File: 1600565903915.png (151.85 KB, 602x265, 602:265, main-qimg-39ae2acde8efcbc1….png)

hey fight fans so uh where we getting our illegal ufc streams tonight? haha i love watchin ufc for free and i have lots of great illegal streaming sites but out of curiousity and friendship i'd love to see where everybody else is streaming tonight?

 No.1252502

File: 1600565942938.webm (12.9 MB, 960x540, 16:9, meerschaert sleepy.webm)


 No.1252505

Alright, you asked for this.

 No.1252508

>>1252501
Ripple is. or crack streams has been solid

 No.1252510

>>1252505
sweetie it's golden eagles time

 No.1252512

>>1252510
Don't "sweety" me, ma'am. I don't have time for this foolery.

 No.1252517

File: 1600566428087.png (540.99 KB, 533x451, 13:11, ClipboardImage.png)

i take blood pressure medication

 No.1252522

File: 1600566596757.gif (18.63 KB, 480x480, 1:1, handSANITY.gif)


 No.1252525

File: 1600566785836.jpg (70.85 KB, 619x386, 619:386, coon in the wall.jpg)

all in all

 No.1252526

49ers finna be 0-2 after new york's finest get through with them

 No.1252529

File: 1600566836340.webm (4.07 MB, 960x540, 16:9, lou td vs mia 4' 3rd qrt.webm)

spin

 No.1252530

>>1252525
that's not how glory holes work wtf

 No.1252531

>>1252529
cop told him to freeze or he'd shoot

 No.1252532

>nobody cares about stanley finals
lel

 No.1252533

tha UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 No.1252535

File: 1600566988526.png (515.49 KB, 447x446, 447:446, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1252530
that's how they look from the other side

 No.1252537

File: 1600567035571.png (534.55 KB, 1024x1252, 256:313, snagg.png)

>>1252535
do i know you?

 No.1252540


 No.1252542

File: 1600567178733.webm (4.19 MB, 960x540, 16:9, mia td vs lou 4' 3rd qrt.webm)


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>>1252540
Puck Chase

 No.1252548

File: 1600567521474.png (516.06 KB, 447x446, 447:446, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1252537
you'd recognize my gock poking through a hole in the wall

 No.1252549

>>1252543
lmao how did i not realize that

 No.1252555

File: 1600567746256.webm (1.7 MB, 960x540, 16:9, lou td vs mia 11' 3rd qrt.webm)


 No.1252557

File: 1600567816736.jpg (24 KB, 360x450, 4:5, snufkin-worried.jpg)


 No.1252592

>>1252481
death off a 2 stories building?

 No.1252604

can't make up my mind on cowboy
tell me my opinion spee

 No.1252622

>>1252604
atlanta sux

 No.1252623

this is all shit college funball
covid chinks ruined it all

 No.1252625

mr. cool ice

 No.1252642

File: 1600570559665.gif (2.42 MB, 346x332, 173:166, crawn.gif)


 No.1252657

File: 1600571038418-0.webm (7.61 MB, 960x540, 16:9, woodley stoppy.webm)

File: 1600571038418-1.jpg (271.06 KB, 960x540, 16:9, woodley ribs.jpg)

time to retire

 No.1252659

>>1252622
fuck you

 No.1252660

heem hurt his RIB

 No.1252661

this southern mississippi game is gud

 No.1252662

>>1252659
matty ice pls

 No.1252668

>>1252495
>Creep

 No.1252669

>>1252662
FUCK YOU

 No.1252672

File: 1600571669578.jpg (276.47 KB, 960x540, 16:9, wf vs nc st 4th qrt.jpg)


 No.1252674

File: 1600571699741.png (678.57 KB, 554x637, 554:637, ClipboardImage.png)

5 minutes into saunakees and chill and xhe gives you this look

 No.1252675

File: 1600571704456.png (424.92 KB, 634x419, 634:419, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252682

>>1252669
shaddap quavo

 No.1252685

>>1252675
please don't crop the iFunny logo

 No.1252686


 No.1252705

>>1252675
i dont know of any difference between jewginia food and carolina food

 No.1252717

>>1252675
why is the fag capital labelled as actual america

 No.1252732

>>1252717
it's kansas city

 No.1252758

>>1252732
fag capital*



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