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its a tampa kinda day
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Onion domain: http://ylcjjrqko7pgobnvzreemm565ea3oj3c7rfqqb4x4twmay6hafv54mid.onion/

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 No.1337609

Jesus fucking christ I go out of town for 3 days and everything goes to shit

 No.1337610

download more bandwith budy
nice vacation at least?

 No.1337612

>>1337609
at least they are willing to put on an e-condom for you

 No.1337614

thanks hasan bazzi

 No.1337616

this wasn't from my test activation of cum shield was it??

 No.1337656

>>1337609
but how much dedodated wam for da swerver ?

 No.1337659

it's your fault leaving the house alone with mangey mutts

 No.1337687

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>going out of town
>during the plandemic

 No.1337688

and then he slapped me with his penis

 No.1337689

>>1337688
and then everyone clapped

 No.1337702

>>1337610
yeah i had fun i got a lot of free scotch so im happy
>>1337612
>>1337614
yeah they're cool i'm really happy with ovh. i use digital ocean for some other sites that people pay me to run and im thinking about moving them over to ovh cause its a lot faster and their support is 10x better
>>1337687
honestly i didnt see an entire person wearing a mask all weekend cause it was this like event for millionaires and no one gave a shit. it was like covid stopped existing for the weekend, it was great
>>1337656
pic related

 No.1337705

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>>1337702
no, pic related now

 No.1337726

>>1337689
and a pelican named recount flew in and dropped off all the hidden trump ballots

 No.1337731

>>1337705
install red hat enterprise

 No.1337733

>"attack"
i bet this is all bs to make you think they are very busy fending off EEBUL BYTE TARRORISTS bent on making it impossible for them to keep their end of the uptime contract

 No.1337734

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so we crashed and you didn't even inform us

 No.1337782

>>1337733
yea kinda
i mean i wasnt on yesterday but the last few days werent anything too special from what i remember
just some /intl/cel spam
certainly nothing out of the ordinary, at least from my PoV
course im not m_d so maybe im just not seeing it

but if the site was kil i wouldve def posted that one kot screaming and redtexted a bunch of vowels, and tbh i dont remember doing that

 No.1337803

>>1337609
Dear Dudddr,

We have just detected a bottle of vodka in your fridge.

In order to follow the tradition and restore your admin rights, >we demand you vacuum up that bottle of vodka in the next drunk dudder thread.

The entire bottle has to be /finished/, and only drunk and honest replies will be left in the drunk dudder thread.


At the end of the binge, tradition will be upheld and your admin rights will be fully restored.

For more information about traditions and customs: http://spuhmuseum[dot]com

 No.1337804

>>1337782
idk i did notice a period yesterday for like, 3 minutes where sportschan wouldn't load
but then it did and i thought nothing of it

 No.1337805

>>1337803
ok i went to the site and it tried to steal my social security number

 No.1337829

>>1337805
that's vary normal pls relax and stay on the site for the next 20 minutes

 No.1337858

>>1337829
oh shit wtf? now its saying the warranty on my vehicle is about to expire, and also that the FBI has issued a warrant for my arrest over some unpaid taxes

 No.1337859

>>1337858
send CRcoin or we expose your sick little porn addiction

 No.1337871

>>1337859
wait wtf how do you know about that
and so what if i am addicted to it, you would be too if CR kept looking at you like that

 No.1337884

>>1337871
we put a blackhat on your computer and have tracked illegal CR on your computer, it will be turned over to the FBI unless the listed amount is sent to our associates

 No.1337888

>>1337884
I just realized the feds probably do this all the time

 No.1337900

>>1337609
you went out of town for 3 days. i refuse to believe you brought your car back in one piece. i demaand details about the latest slapstick accident or crash.
NOW

 No.1337903

>>1337900
wew lol how did you know i crashed my car

 No.1337912

>>1337903
Um, judging by your post history, I presume you're about to propose I become your submissive sissy slave?

 No.1337916

>>1337903
chinks can't drive, it's known

 No.1338008

>>1337805
CR running nasty varus ads on the site to afford gamerr gurl piss and bath accessories. spray is not selling rally well

 No.1338067

>>1337900
some random poster decided a long time ago that you would periodically crash your car in a variety of slapstick ways. tell >us what happened pls so we can expand on /sp/ lore.



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