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Today would have never happened under my watch - GOATbro


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that coon likes to FUCK


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>Jon Ryan Schaffer, 53, guitarist and songwriter for the heavy metal band Iced Earth, described in court documents as a founding member of the Oath Keepers, could face roughly four years in prison, agreed on April 16 to cooperate fully with prosecutors
>about 200 are charged with obstructing an official proceeding of Congress… The charge carries a maximum 20-year prison term.
>Paul Allard Hodgkins, 38, an Eagle Scout with no prior record, a working Joe who is a crane operator at a steel processing plant, pleaded guilty Wednesday
>Hodgkins faces a prison sentence of 15 to 21 months under federal guidelines
>Overcharging drug dealers in the hood to extract plea deals is "systemic oppression" but overcharging folks like Hodgkins for taking a selfie and praying is "defending democracy!"


CR twerk game strong.


aww pooor wittle duppies just twied to overtwow de gubmint :(


yeah knew iced earth from their dystopia album, thought they were european though
based still


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>DC government awards 1.6M in settlement to Jan 2017 pantifa rioters


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>something something narrative
whos this negro dutch muppet




adolph resorting to whataboutism again, sad!


it says people falsely detained, relax


quotes by fallen sparts heroes….rest in tiktok, GOATbro


I need a die cast dudder coin


Who else but, T-paste!


literally who


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>muh qtards overthrowing our precious democracy narrative
>by being invited to roam inside the capitol
Repeat it enough times and it will come true – (((You)))


it's weird that you can be charged with obstructing congress when the congress police were in contact with you not telling you to stop
do the police have zero duty to mitigate?
all these people pleading guilty to things are nuts they're like the literal retards who plead guilty to crimes they didn't commit


they had a makeshift gallows ffs. they were posting about, yelling about and thinking about overthrowing the government. they were all very very stupid people, but does failure to grasp what is needed to actually succeed excuse plotting and executing a crime? I honestly expected to see some treason charges.


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>they had a makeshift gallows ffs.
<floor that doesn't drop out
<rope that is fixed in place
<so short a 5' tall asian women couldn't be hung from it
woah its almost like its a symbol and not a functioning gallows you fucking tard


this is your mind on toothpaste, everyone.


you're getting got, over and over again, caping for a social experiment ostensibly run by codemonkey
it matters to you, that's a SYMPTOM


tpaste over here acting like there was a violent coup (or any kind of coup, really) is some incredible shit
swear leftists brains are fucking pudding at this point


Bruh you cant be this dumb.


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> run by codemonkey
> codemonkey


lefties are literally psychotic it's not even about being dumb
think about all the things they believed about Trump that didn't even make sense
>Psychosis is an abnormal condition of the mind that results in difficulties determining what is real and what is not real.[4] Symptoms may include delusions and hallucinations.[4] Other symptoms may include incoherent speech and behavior that is inappropriate for the situation.


i guess. steele dossier is a good example, exposed as actual made up shit but you still have people thinking piss tapes exist


I refuse to believe any one actually thinks Le Capitol Riots were actually about to overthrow the US government and the entire Globohomo system.

Its one either they are stupid and just believe everything one the news at face value. Two they are subversives feigning outrage just to demonize the enemy.

Antifa and BLM literally breached the White House over the Summer and they act like it never happened but a bunch of Trump supporters doing IRL Livestreams at the Capitol was worse than the Holocaust.


no that was all real they just didn't release any evidence because they're being polite


they really think the Q tards are a cult who thought they were going to lynch congress


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of all the times to refuse to wear a mask that was probably the absolute worst
you are openly allowed to cover your fuckin face and then you go and pull some shit thats clearly going to bite you in the ass no matter how gud your stupid fuckin optics are without even using a face diaper holy fuck


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he let the banime in


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this is fucking ridiculous
is this dude slow or just pretending?
kid is 12
gril is (was?) 14, puertorican or sth, she got shot in the chest
in the bodycam video you can hear a host of cops spilling their collective spaghetti as they seemingly struggle with the simple task of applying compression and taking the dying psycho to ER


you talking about the guy explaining the charges? hes doing that to make sure he doesnt leave anything out that a lawyer can point and screech at to get the kid off on a technicality legalese is literally its own language and you can fuck your whole case up with a single poorly placed or absent word


the 14 year old grill has multiple priors from 2018 for setting fires and stealing a coon


>stealing a coon
was it chinky?


What were these people trying to achieve then? I'm only basing myself off of US history, past coup attempts in other countries and how you've dealt with treason or perceived treason in the past. I was just very surprised that this wasn't classified as treason, that's all. There's no left or right to it. I don't have any political affiliations. the machinations of power and interpretation of law interest me, that's all.
A symbol for what?


idk why you guys argue with tpaste its p obvious hes deliberately being obtuse just to piss everyone off like women do when you make them feel stupid


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Yeah…sounds like a good plan….for a nuclear war.


that would be based
nuclear war would be the best thing for this planet


nah they won't


is this really Qpaste?


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But then what would happen to the apple trees !
We must secure the existence of our apple trees and a future for all apple fruits !


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i am watching sPORTS


yeah nah russia wouldnt take kindly to that and india would sperg immediately too


I dont know why the Republican party is even allowing Trump to speak. He is blacklisted from all websites. His campaign would even be able to get off the ground without him talking shit on Twitter. His words carry no power because he has zero platform.
The man has exactly 0.0% chance of being elected in 2024.


by 2024 there will be a new holocaust of the jews


Boomers will still be alive plus evangelicals love how he's the "most pro Israel president ever!".

It will either be trump or a trump like faggot who is more pro gay and anti immigration than trump himself


that'd be pretty cool


idk who else theyd try to run with because dup is pretty much the only reason republicucks still have any support since all but the dumbest retards have figured out theyre just democrats but SLOWER AND MORE LEGAL


I think they want to lose in 2024 as a way of owning the Drumpf supporters.
The Rick Wilsons still havent recovered from Blompf and now actively hate him and his supporters. They might be even more filled with hate than the Marxists as I think these "true and principled" conservatives would like to see an ethnic cleansing of the Drump base.


God willing.


Yea, Trump seems unelectable and got rid of most alternatives. The only option seems to be to destroy and rebuild, to let him get convicted. like they did after Nixon to get back to their neoliberal christian foundation and pray dems run another retard, which is definitely not a far-fetched scenario.


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I always figured that Pence would try running for president. At this point he sure has a better chance and standing than dup.


>average length of tennis career: 16 year
>average length of football career: 3 years
>these stats and somehow considered comparable


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wow… he's literally me…


deal with it whiteboi
black queens are literally BETTER than you
and thats the mother fucking TEA


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>ethnic cleansing of the Drump base
that would be fucking great i hate my aunt


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niggers have an average iq of like 75 bro, what'd you expect


73 year old weisselberg won't go to prison for him, trump is fucked. vance has locked sdny in to kill or embarrass yourself very publicly. Doesn't matter who takes over his office, they'll have to go big. Maybe Trump's lawyers can deflect the rico attempt, but the numerous white collar crimes look sticky.


he tried to delete these, but luckily I hadn't reloaded the page so I was able to get the screenshots


lolno are you serious anyone who voted trump sees him as a judas and hes still hated by the opposition


>Wi-Fi devices set to become object sensors by 2024 under planned 802.11bf standard


welp looks like im going back to wired connections
good thing i still have my wired router


the truth is
they've had tech like this since at least 2006


what i dont get is how flooding your databases with a shitton of mostly tivial information helps in any specific manner besides marketing i guess also anyone you actually need to be watching out for wouldnt be using that kind of technology anyway


noone as boring as you ever gets droned don't worry


honestly sometimes i wonder if glowniggers are as smart as we give them credit for


they wouldn't be capturing all this info if they didn't have a way to parse through it and extract valuable data
also basically all the drone strikes called in on the isis bros were from tracking cell phones



yah and isis are basically openly a glownigger organization they probably had all their locations at the ready even without the phones so i wouldnt count that personally but i dont fuckin know even with parsing shit out it just seems way excessive since theyve been using phones to track practically everything about people for over a decade what more do you need to put the boot up their asses?


they also got that iranian general guy from his phone i think
>Israel shared three cell phone numbers used by Qasem Soleimani with U.S. intelligence in the hours before American drones unleashed Hellfire missiles on the Iranian general last year
tbh parsing wouldn't be a problem, it's all done by algorithms as well which pulls out data to present to glowies if it looks interesting and since the intel agencies have basically infinite budgets they never have to worry about having too little computing power to run through it all
more data is never bad for that kinda shit


for this i think you can use a space blanket to stop it from doing this shit


>trying to go to bed
>see article about huge password leak on the scale of rockyou
>panic mode
>spend the next hour changing passwords on over 30 accounts dealing with two step shenanigans and smart phone bs along the way

that industrial society and its consequences gravy really be hittin


i should probly set up 2 factor… i have an account with 600k an it has a 10 character all lowercase password
i dont think they could move it out, but they could do 'thangs' that would destroy me tax wise


which websites emails or shit?


whihc websites nigger?


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>worrying about information technology


i'll change it for you


the glowniggers made an app:
>FBI made an encrypted communication app
>preloaded onto phones then sold the phones on the black market
>800 arrests so far


>get vaxxed
>go to the ER because your face is melting or whatever
>they don't write it down because that would cause a problematic problem
so with all the shit going into VAERS for the vaxx, it's probably also more under-reported than any vaccine ever


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why is /egy/ even still here?


when will niggas learn that apps are gay, pgp is the only way




My boi clit is very hard, is this normal?


why are [autism]autism[/autism] and [meme]meme[/meme] even still not here?


TIL ddudrs is a phreakin phreak


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frog slaped


>not breaking his nose
faggy frogs


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Recently i've been chatting with some grlls and I have noticed that they never punctuate their messages correctly. Rarely do they they use periods or commas and they typically end their sentences with multiple emoticons, multiple question marks or exclamation marks. In fact, they end majority of their sentences with exclamation marks, but why? Are they always incredibly excited when chatting? Do they intend to yell their messages out loud all the time? It's rather frustrating seeing such misuse and overuse of punctuation marks. I feel like I'm talking to an overexcited child.


>I feel like I'm talking to an overexcited child.
Congratulations, you've just learned what women really are. But in this case, most of the time women don't actually yell or actually excited. I think it's more of a case of pretending to be excited, for the sake of getting their man for what ulterior motives they have in mind (sex, money, etc.) while they'll actually have the classic resting bitch face when texting.


Until recently, I haven't spoken to women much and I've always read about all that but it's the first time I'm experiencing it myself. Also, the grrls I'm talking to are all from different countries, so it seems like they are all the same regardless of where they are from. This is why I don't like chatting. I've been asocial most of my life but even I would rather speak with them in person rather than text each other. At least then I'd catch on if they're pretending to be excited or not.


today I will remind them


don't overthink it


just bee urself son


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omg yes!! xx




sleepy man bad


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you should just rename that to dotz.jpeg.png.mp3.exe


Oh yeah we vaxxing them blaxx


uninterested dotz gf
bad digits, wew, bad post, lel, no such thing exists, ok, A vs B.jpg, C vs D.webm


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this is a good tactic tbh
try it on some gril who texts too much


even da niggas know windows 10 suxxx




poor ari :(


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putin really is the top tier politican of this era



self incriminating pooylo




said no man ever
must be a cryptolesbian meme
gov sus?


english, hoholbro, do you speak it?


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lol no way
then she gets all frustrated and flustered and calls you and you say "get tf over here"


pootin is just some aging red mafia fag who has an affinity for getting plastic surgery to look more like babushka
any politician who refuses to let go of power is going to be more """successful""" than some shmuck who abides by term limits
hes still a cunt just like em tho

seems like a decent chess player, as are most ruskies, but tbh erdogan better imo simply because of how irrelevant turkey should be, but isnt because that faggot keeps wedging turkey in between any and all intl situations


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By military simulation they mean Paradox' games I'm sure of it. Their fans are really weird, like that Soviet flag and Mein Kampf together aren't surprising they jump from one extreme ideology to other very fast


the eternal swede


>obviously talking about CK2
based sword-wielding frog bernd
macrons a gay central bankster prick and his beard is some ancient old hag

sure he shouldve just knocked him out, or better, gone full medieval on his ass and thwacked him with his broadsword
but i mean, hes french
what do you expect?


cr1tikal's edp vid has 7,6m views wew
only 1,5 month old too


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Is this about comma use


of course


literally whom?


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no one and a half just literally doesnt exit you moron
it goes from one and two fifths to one and three fifths to account for the zeron in the tenths place
holy shit ur dumb af


In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the members of this group.


yea i didnt do it either


arent you the guy that hooked us up with all that fertilizer


i lik growan thangs



eat the plant food with bath salt topping


eat a cronut
they're chinky donuts


This should be under every post


ill just have a glass of gamer girl pee thx


this is too maymay
why did macaron run to greet this Bernd in particular?
i smell psyop


sounds like an intellectual of the highest caliber


is that the name of a new cocktail


>dup congratulates niggerian president on blocking twatter
>wonders if he should have done the same
>hints at 2024
meanwhile the loyal supportards he threw under the bus are still imprisoned in isolation with no bail and being mistreated
fuckin zionist dumb pos


why did biden try to run up the stairs
trying to disguise the fact that he's a useless faggot


>why did biden try to run up the stairs


he tried to run up a flight of stairs and fell
he also tried to walk up the stairs to air force one and fell but that's not an example of being a tryhard


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can't find the other one, only memes of the air force one one


blackrock buyin up all the houses



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they've got an office near me, seem kinda sneaky about it w/no signage


>banks are buying homes
>the great reset
this has been going on for years, they get free money from the fed so they drive up the price of every investment in the world including houses
the conspiracy isn't the great reset, it's that they give (((people))) free debt so they can steal money through inflation


put a sign in their lawn for em


americans are too stupid to stop this
best to own nothing and be happy about that


NazBol gang?


because thats so much better and cant lead to just as bad of an outcome?


color me shocked


i cant find that one in my crayon box…


it's next to apricot


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damn, why was he pooing in the bushes like that


what was the thought process that led to this?


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wtf i love windows 10 now?


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literally me


eclipse sunrise is prolly one of the most ominous looking things ive seen in a while tbh
sun rose in two places


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gosh this grill in the quit vaping commercial is JUICY


no it rose like horns coming out over the horizon
it was really fucking weird and it made for like an hour of dawn


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looks like my morning wood


cweepy ;_;


vary spooky, is this the end?


it looks like a giant is laying on the ground and trying to tongue the sky


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psychopathy and opportunity


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today my home is invaded by shitty little inchworms


just get chickens those things are ruthless


i would love some chikkuns




if they're sexy


>i'm gonna kys
lol he acts like that's an excuse


kiwis know what sup


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democracy is gay and retarded if I only get two (2) options


leafs have 3 options but it's more or less the same just with the Queen of England as their president or something like that


yea its parliamentary so its like bongland

also this
even fucking macacaos and turd worlders have more than two gay parties to choose from


I fucking wish. No, the US is just as "good" of a democracy as every other Yuro republic we influenced. Enjoy debauching yourself to your cultural death with all your fucking freedom


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>fweedom bad ware muh imams at hoy hoy


at most this past century will be a hiccup in yurups collective existence and even with the mass immigration and attempts at shittening the continent all yuro countries are still whiter than the whitest burger state they will eventually start killing the shit out of everyone around them it will take a whole lot more than a couple generations of weak cuckolds to completely get rid of their tendency to fight
its the burgers that should be vary worried because there's no real cultural attachment to their lands outside of civil war and colonial stuff which is both comparatively recent next to yurup and increasingly demonized by shitskins and also the revolutionary spirit died out with the civil war all this muh blood muh trees muh sic dem tyrants screeching has so far proven to be nothing but talk the founding fathers would have started slaughtering the government way back before world war 1


yo WWVI finna be so lit


having half your citizens disagree with the outcome of an election and silenced, attacked, arrested, harassed, and even killed in response does seem pretty anti-democratic.


your people are spiritually ded. You will do nothing, and like it.


youre a historically illiterate whiner also yeah americans are spiritually ded and no >we wont do shit about it


your people are spiritually dead, and you will do nothing, and like it


(my post also repeated)


america is a failed concept
i am on the sportschanic islam caliphate



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>>(post number being quoted)


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what a twisted fucking anglel


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Every spartman NEEDS one of these in his living room.


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of meny nos paki


so many verified reviews from USA


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of yes, /sp/ is of hindu bord
jai hanuman


ngl the stylized arabic cursive is pretty nice
I'm reminded of those seals entrapping Djinnies


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Islam is the way forward for America


>hanging faggots
>stoning bitches
>honor killing


>virgin harems


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>>hanging faggots
not in the west budy


throwing a faggot off the highest building is a rally fun thing to do
stonings are fun too


you throw like a grill tho


arab calligraphy is unironically pretty tho if their shitty religion didnt stop them from drawing cool pictures i bet theyd btfo anigay in every way


dont have to throw far when they drop 100 feet regardless lol


just scribble on a piece of paper fag, literally can't tell the difference




ou cant tell because youre dumb but thats okay you prolly lik anigay so i dont expect much from you budy


lel im gonna rape this bitch








This sounds pretty homophobic tbh.


why is CR twerking for a bunch of bitch ass buddhists?


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Be still my heart.



I could have saved you if you accepted the sp birthday card, but you went to meme college :( now all we have are maga trannies


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It still hurts bro.
This is ACTUALLY what they took from us.


it's not right…we didn't fight hard enough…we didn't VOTE hard enough


mary has been blacked 15 times over because >we didn't kill communists back in 1950
NEVER again…


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this is what they took from us




they took my yellow monkey that plays with dolls? wtf man i wanted to feed it bananas


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my gf is NOT a monkey


hate this meme


i don't like this couch. it is way to low. feels like sitting on the floor. also i think my gilf gf would have trouble sitting down or getting up. she isn't very nimble anymore


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chinks have short legs


dotz pretends to be a female, they aren't. what a fucking scam artist


>gilf gf
what's her age?



>i dont lik couch
>feels like sitting on the floor
>unusually high western style couch
this is about as good as it will get in nippon homes budy. everything happens close to or on the floor and anything more than straight kneeling on tatami mats is luxury.

>gilf gf


love me tatami
love me kotatsu
simple as


The cp spam bot has been mych more active lately


its the cia trying to get all the vpns banned





would explain a lot.


back the day in englel the local church owned the means of production and used it for the benefit of the people
after the revolution nobles ended up owning most of the church's property, a lot of which was basically held by the church for the people
we could just go back to the way things were, catholic fascism would actually satisfy most of the left's complaints about latestage capitalism


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fuck trump but it was kinda based that he disrespected faggot nato countries like germany


vichan already generates invalid html in case of unmatched markup tags
but if you dont care about fixing that shit properly then add the following to inc/config.php under "Markup settings"

$config['markup'][] = array('/\[meme\](.+?)\[\/meme\]/', '<span class="meme">$1</span>');
$config['markup'][] = array('/\[autism\](.+?)\[\/autism\]/', '<span class="autism">$1</span>');

then drop the wanted style somewhere, for example:

.meme {
background: linear-gradient(to right, red, orange, yellow, lime, aqua, blue, fuchsia, red);
background-clip: text;
color: transparent;
.autism {
animation: autism-anim 1s linear infinite;
background: linear-gradient(to right, red, orange, yellow, lime, aqua, blue, fuchsia, red);
background-size: 200% auto;
background-clip: text;
color: transparent;
@keyframes autism-anim {
to {
background-position: -200% center;

done bitch


was Joe at a funeral procession holy shit lamo


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wankees wost today
im vewy upset s'wiwy boys


imagine if someone with dups attitude but without his tendency to backstab everyone for israel managed to worm his way to the top


I miss drumpf during the first part of his presidency


>late stage capitalism
Havent commies been saying for like a million years and yet communism already came into existence and collapsed and capitalism still stands


Get over here


dtmwtd and wiid? you gonna pull your face off and breathe fire at me?


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wtf kinda coon is that


his name is tazy


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Are they fucking retarded? Don't they see what this looks like?


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just reset cmos
rally hoping this solves my problem budys


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it didn't


Cleric paladin masterrace


A blatant act of height supremacy sailed over the smog-polluted skies of Los Angeles when an ominous message was found hovering over the city of West Hollywood. The message read: “Joe Rogan is literally 5-foot-3.”


i tihink i'm a druod


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>height supremacy




A while back my computer froze so I shut it down. When I turned it back on it stuck on black screen after the windows logo. I went to safe mode and uninstalled the driver and it works with integrated graphics but I can't get the graphics card to work
I tried removing every graphic driver related shit with DDU and install different versions of drivers, got the same result. I install the driver when I restart the pc, black screen after windows logo. Some guy suggested deleting some regedit entries that didn't work. Resetting CMOS was another suggestion, still got the same issue


install ubuntu dude it's 2021


And the graphics card becomes completely irrelevant since ubuntu doesn't support anything that requires graphics cards anyway?


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lmao it's gonna be better than you wangblows situation m$ cuck /sp/hill


I'm using w7, tbh it worked fine enough for years
That might be it too, I changed the graphics card at some point but the motherboard(and the rest of the pc) is something like 11 years old and it was already not a good one. Maybe I need to replace that


you try updating the bios or resetting the motherboard?


I believe the bios is already the latest version and motherboard is a shitty one anyway. I did the CMOS reset thing, which I believe worked. Because there is a SATA setting in Bios which I have to change for computer to work and that was set back to the original after trying the reset
I guess I'll have to try the graphics card on another pc at some point to see if the fault is on that


you try movin it to a different slot maybe?
also, try a live image of linux and see if that works on there, would be quicker then changin boxes


now show the real genetic-based classification


The motherboard only has one slot for a GPU. But I did take the graphics card out and clean it now, gonna try installing the driver again maybe it'll work
The GPU has two ports, though one of them is different so I might consider buying a cable for that and try connecting to monitor with that one


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at least the reporters didn't all clap after like here in the US


[meme]autism[/meme] [autism]meme[/autism]


i think yurups finally starting to realize it isnt worth even pretending to suck burger cock for the sake of nato faggotry anymore


lole but tpaste, you obviously enjoy sucking >us off
you have been competing for cianigger cock and willing to sell each other off for the benefit
see denmark putting out for nsa dong


im not tpaste and i dont know what gave you that impression


whats dudders excuse this time
bc tpaste match about to start and the hunch that he has learned to vary his writing style


so schizo mental illness then


My estimate is that around 30% of posts that you people call tpaste come from me. You people need to get used to the fact /sp/ isn't a hugbox with a single dissenting opinion.


/sp/ is kisseys box


/sp/ is gay greek pottery box


they're going to get fucking steamrolled by all the other powers that haven't been hiding under mommy USA's dress than


he's been drinking


its readily apparent the us cant do shit to stop anyone from doing that at this point regardless you cant have a banana republic in charge of your supposedly democratic treaty organization especially when pretty much none of its own population trusts their government with anything


>get fucking steamrolled
since the end of cold war nato has only grown in scope and territory
who is that great bugaboo thats about to invade poor little europe and wtf do >we need to be paying for them?
only invasion yuros have faced in generations they have welcomed with spread cheeks


>and wtf do >we need to be paying for them?
i dont think >we should be
let yurope get fucked, they obviously dont give a shit about continuing as a region, and its never been the the US interests to protect them in the first place. never should have entered the world wars in the first place


>king willem-alexander married a 28 yo argie commoner
>has no sons
low energy


My estimate is that around 99% of posts I call tpaste are woefully mistaken and gay opinions. You need to get used to the fact /sp/ isn't plebbit and will continue to deride tpastiness.


for real its not like anyone knows or gives a fuck if youre actually tpaste
if youre making tpaste tire posts then someones gonna call you tpaste its like calling someone retarded or a faggot


tpaste posts can actually unironically be identified if its
>a gay ass post
>about 6 paragraphs long



>Pakistan Grants Rs 30 Crore To The University Of Jihad - A Madrassa Linked To Afghan Taliban
wtf i love pak now


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cr didn't win best coon. I'm getting rabid. Should have worn a becel cup, to convince the judges.


ain't that wild


the dutch did a science
this is a map of how much a person is worth to your country if they move to your country
continentals around the world BTFO


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fucking coom shield


why is southern africa so high


South West Africa (now Namibia) used to be a kraut colony, South Africa tried to annex it but the UN eventually blocked that in 1969 because being ruled by boers would be discriminatory against brown people or something
not sure about Botswana
probably most of the immigrants from all three to the Nether lands were basically boers who self-deported when we wuz kangz


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elon probably skewed it




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nigger attempted to hijack delta air lines flight
failed miserably


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BLM terrorism ?



dudder's black face is working well enough


>woman starts screaming
why do they do this


explosion at 1:00


its fun to panic


>this is a map of how much a person is worth to your country if they move to your country
not quite
it is a map of how much immigrants to tpasteland are expected to be worth (or cost, if negative) to the state depending on origin, based on tpaste-specific data (and some future estimates) and the kind of immigrants they get which is not regular/uniformly distributed




Dotz is a sussy baka.


hotty with a naughty (girl) boner


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i bet the jews did this


oops mean to reply to >>1347963


so since they decriminalized theft in california can you steal the stolen shit from the niggers?


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>earlicking asmr
>18,9k viewers


this is great for ASMR
thousands of new simps are about to discover ASMR and they will get recommended better ASMRtits


you could always do that, because niggers will never call the police


No that would be a hate crime


what if you don't call them a nigger when you do it


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based niggers







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>Hungary passes law prohibiting promotion of faggotry and transvestism to <18yo
>EU whines like a bitch about """western values"""


Orban might get ousted soon


Faggotry is now a part of western values


something something greek pottery something something (for 6 paragraphs)


why the
can i not print in grayscale just because the yellow ink is out in my printer?


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IDF bombarding Gaza again tonight after a day of incendiary balloons which set multiple fires floating from the strip.


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sending your child to a public school is child abuse




why did the arab party agree to form a coalition government if they knew they were only getting a similar or perhaps even more hardline zionist in office?


because arabs are dumb inbred motherfuckers who can be easily duped


now now buckeye dont be racist, remember that you are cultural brothers and moreover everyone is equal under the skin, races are a fairy tale, religions only a distraction, and diversity is your strength!


but seriously these are the same types of sandmonkeys that come >our countries and rape and murder >our women
But they still kill kikes which is pretty damn cool


they're retarded shitskins somehow losing to the documentedly weakest race in the history of man


>control huge fraction of finances, education, media, entertainment, foreign policy, and politicians of the richest country with the most powerful military
>be given free $ billions in cash and weapons and military equipment every year by corrupted and infiltrated foreign governments
>have a complete military force, including ground force, mechanized force, navy, air force, cybersecurity force, and fucking (stolen) nukes
>wage war against a ragtag of fellow sandniggers, under armed, with no mechanized force, no naval force, no air force, no nukes ofc, etc etc, firing improvised firecrackers straight at your AA systems
and yet
<we so weakest in all history, we victimest in all history
buckeye, you cant hide behind behind that rabid anti-muslim whitoid mask


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not bad friend, not bad at all


id wife tbh
if xhe were yunger and childless ofc


her goo is gonna freeze…


don't shoot up schools
shoot up school boards


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she doesn't even have a frozen squirt


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grandma says you can't freeze those


shaddap granny dtmwtd


what is it called when reality is so far gone past parody

put banks, credit card issuers and hedge funds right next to federal buildings in the list of [redacted] to [redacted]
actually just fucking nuke the whole of wall street


they gotta put the tracking info on every sheet you print



*pikachu face*


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>what is it called when reality is so far gone past parody


oh fuck i forgot about that shit



let me guess? xhe calls him an incel an incel and then flails around for 30 seconds


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>U.S. to Ban Coons From Over 100 Countries Amid Concern Over Spread of Rabies


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looks like a blown tranny to me


27 years ago O.J. drove a white van and did nothing wrong. fuck LAPD.


>A US news website wrongly substituted a rugby position in a headline to label Leicester Tigers hooker Tom Youngs a "prostitute".
oi, fokin yanks have no idea about roogby.

salsa: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-57510121


since when is a FORD Bronco a van?
i hope you get your throat slashed


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>people acting like this is some epic own
>one stream chat comment
>mentally ill tranny freaks out and derailed the stream for a whole minute with a giant cope rant

Lmfao twitch is such garbage.
Give me 5 minutes with this troon on Classic Xbox Live and they would be 41%ing before they even left the game.



now, now. I wont allow this tomfoolery


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>A team of researchers in Japan has succeeded in making catfish all female with a compound found in soybeans – a development that promises to increase the production efficiency of this and other species whose females are more valuable than males in the food market.


the future is female
males will be phased out
t. socialist broncos fan in wisconsin


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The City of Newark, New Jersey has set off controversy after unveiling a large statue of George Floyd — the African-American man who was killed by police during an arrest last year – outside its City Hall.
Newark and its mayor, Ras J. Baraka, posted a photo of the new 700-pound bronze statue on social media Wednesday and revealed that it had been donated to the city by the artist Stanley Watts. The larger-than-life statue sits on a large bench outside City Hall and shows Floyd in a sleeveless vest, banana tucked in his pants.


fucking hell look at the chonker on the right


do we have a problem here?
looks like a classic case of thought crimes against nubian BBW princesses here

I am bringing you to the station for questioning


>Newark, New Jersey
lol that city is over 50% nigger


how tf do people get mad at this shit
its absolute comedy cold


this bench has banned sleeping


Should I embrace absurdism and read Camus?


no watch youtube videos instead


femboy fishing or femboy firearms?


Fredrik Knudsen


what kind of femboy does he?


femboy documentary


The Yankees are in fact DOIN THANGS.


such as?


the japs are being phreaks


winning da game
gottin hots
not looking lok a minor league team in da offense


>classic xbox live
man you could get some rally vicious shit from everyone back then even the squeaky ten year olds were slinging shit with the best of >us


I absolutely mentally scarred people for life on Xbox Live. That shit was the wild wild west and it was incredible.

I would send people Gore I found on liveleak, GOATse, blue waffles, etc. They would message me back threatening they were calling the cops LMFAO. I did so much shit to people. I would look up their personal facebooks and start roasting them live and they would be screaming top of their lung death threats.

"Party chats", Discord, Skype, etc killed the public chat. Now its just low key homosexual Zoomers talking about each others dumpers while playing some absolute dogshit "battle royale" game. I would play the clip of Fuentes and his boyfriend flirting over some discord chat but I cant find it atm


one of my favorite experiences was sitting in the lobby for halo 2 at first it was totally silent and then some guy just says "hi everyone" and immediately everyone else starts tearing into him calling him a nigger and saying he sucked his dads dick all sorts of shit before turning on one another


Truly based.
I would always wait for someone to say something in an instance like that then just yell "shut the FUCK up FAGGOT" with a really mean and malicious tone. Best thing was having your boys with you and everyone who pile up on the guy LMFAO.


Find it



okay buckeye


Go to 46:52

Just irrefutable proof Fuentes is a homeofsexual.


>"Party chats", Discord, Skype, etc killed the public chat
those are just IRC for zoomers


yeah but I don't like em cause china and furries and feds use it
and they're not on any other social media, not a one of them


china is gud tho


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fuck yeah


I can't take anything troons say seriously, they just look like giant clowns to me


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Portland Police’s entire rapid response team, the unit tasked with responding to riots, has resigned from their roles after @DAMikeSchmidt announced the prosecution of one of them & Oregon DOJ is investigating another.


lol wad big mouf


wew, I wonder if those five counties are gonna secede now


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I'm gonna do this prank but just try it with my own younger sister instead


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holy hell i used to watch that channel


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apparently grindr is gettin banned from the app store


ugh that news is so old gramps


I just found out tho :(


why lol


they changed their tos or something


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wew I'm more masculine and feminine than (you)


I didn't expect my spartmen (female) to be so butch teh heh


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>Four young and healthy British Airways pilots recently passed away and the airline is claiming there is no link to the Covid-19 vaccine


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have we started the fire?


>no sound


fink we might of


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dup btfo

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