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WE BANG ESE
I THOUGHT GETS WERE DESTROYED
NO. WADE IS LITERALLY DYING LIKE CR DID 4 YEARS AGO
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!
I can't wait to abuse your ears off
rip depreschan ;_;
how do you even make getwatcher threds
isk all I did was put get watch in the subject and linked to the get watcher site, I guess the bot triggers when ou do one of those two things
damn bro im retarded
GETWATCHER THRED WOOOOOOOOOO
wait I thought the getwatcher bot was dead this whole time. We were just too fucking lazy to try this whole time?
and that guy was GHOST
FUCKING GATEKEEPING NIGGER BITCHING ABOUT SHIT LIKE A FUCKING WOODLAND ANIMAL
/x/ coming up
people just stopped caring about gets
>>1350757>thinking dedchan can steal anything from the great 4chan
i'll show you
off by four, but I think the get watcher was off toohttps://boards.4channel.org/x/thread/29000004
spee lost lol
its saf what has become of GET prospects
these chan targets suck
yea except for bbwchan they all suck
whoever runs getwatcher really needs to update it
but we have to steal the depreschan get ;_;
it's coming home, lads
wadina is sus, amogus
i IATA the autism anon
i didnt do the earlier two was just inspired by them
Is the keeper of the full quilt still on /sp/?
it's so sloooooowwwww gonna fall asleep and miss it
yeah i napped right through it
Q predicted this GET
didnt getwatcher used to have a more detailed page ?
also that fucking board has an entire first page of stickies jfc boomers
only for sites that have cors enabled which is just 4chan and endchan
looks like 8kun has the same problem as 8chan where the post count on the board list doesn't actually match the real post count>dudcode
yeah there is still 3k posts to go
a q get would be a great intro for /sp/ getting back inna game
q schtizo's would be investigating /sp/ for international jewish satanic illuminati child kidnapping sacrifice rings
that adrenochrome gravy really be hittin'
how the fuck boomers figure out how to use that garbage site
yearly maintenance is completed
removed ded boards
fixed ones that changed software
added 15 new ones including 8kun, tvchan, and leftypol - full list on getwatcher.net
to the 1 guy who cares about 7chan the script was on one of my work servers and the server got deleted
steaks you crazy guy
what the fuck isnt that site less than a year old? how does that single board have that high of a pph? are qniggers really that prevalent?
i was installing an AC unit
woah qoomers zoomin
q predicted this
you have to remember the entire US government is on there making instagation posts>The federal government employs nearly 9.1 million workers
interesting code on there
i like how they expand images
but how many of them are posting retard shit online for old people to eat up and how many of those posts are actual qboomers
honestly I never understood how there could be so many people over 50 using fucking 8chan of all places
when did smug get added are all the webring sites added?
o shit thanks bro
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goin to sleep someone get the 5s post on /bbw/ or else
should be soon i guess but maybe not shits slow as fuckhttps://bbw-chan.nl/bbwdraw/res/50000.html#50000https://archive.ph/fFvH3
>>1352541>q schtizo's would be investigating /sp/ for international jewish satanic illuminati child kidnapping sacrifice rings
That could be fun. I remember our disapointment when MAL didn't give us much attention for our raid. When we had /mlpol/ confused and fighting was one of the best.
Truly dark. I couldn't believe the day that chan died.
And we we're singing, bye bye miss 4channy drove our board to 8chan but the faggots were high and the good old boys were drinking whisky and rye singing, this will be the day 7chan dies…>>1350678
I wonder if we could start getting GETS from boorus and forums to expand our reign of terror.
>GETball is back in season
why are there still pedochans?
hollywood elites need a chan too
>>1353757>spam pedochans with spec scripts instead of copypasta
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. You have a mental illness called “gender dysphoria”.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Are you reeling in the years?
Just throwing away the wealth?
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of Marx's?
what is with all these weird 4chan boards
2ch has like 6 gorilion boards, maybe that's what gookmoot is going for
oh for heaven sakes
in regards to all the /v/ boards its because /v/edditors are terminally autistic and completely incapable of throwing shitfits instead of ignoring shit
hell i thought it was retarded that /vp/ was created just because pokemon made a handful of niggers that angry now years later theyve got like ten video game boards and it makes me wonder what level of dumb shit caused that to happen
damn left for a couple of weeks and came back
surprised thsi thread is still alive
glad i revived getball
are you gonna add logos?
and some other boards you deleted
and plx add:
where are the gets tho?
the logos are removed from the website to streamline adding new imageboards, half the work was finding and resizing the logo
i removed all the foreigner imageboards because nobody here really cared about them and most of them block american ip addresses from posting anyways
i actually tried adding 8chan.moe but they are blocking direct access to their board list or something https://8chan.moe/boards.js
gives a 404 but if you go to https://8chan.moe
and click the board list it works
would zzzchan work?
oh also pregchan and pl.vichan.net
and nanochan if you can
they aren't even close to that tho
>>1356110>nobody here really cared about them and most of them block american ip addresses
Dont see how either apply to 9chan , but you do you i guess
holy fuck this website ate two posts it took so fucking long to load smdh
damn all the gets are far off
gets exist outside of time and yet require a mastery of the temporal domain
the highlander series is an extended allegory of the getwars and only begins to scratch the surface of the deadly competition between mil, steaks and ghost
been an hour and getwatcher still thinks the GET is imminent
nah bro check it right here >>1357772 CTSN and the first thing you'll see is an hour old GET
god fucking dammit stupid anti spam weeb nigger shit
fuck tranny jannies
Im going for it anyone else in?
wew yuropoors are seething
what is it with /int/ boards and getting fucking assblasted over digits?
it is a mystery
>my imageboard on 999976 isn't listed
good, stay away you faggots. jacking off to anime isn't a sport.
at least say what bort
that ain't even a spart get
that's just a gay tripfag
lol decided to check out /news/
lmao it's full on boomer-tier red vs blue
>muh sleepy joe
>>1359299>boomer-tier red vs blue
that's pretty much all boards since '18 or so
the 'today' thread ain't much different tbh
no but it's really ingrained in it. there's some boomer making threads about "nazi socialist" censorship
lol prove it the closest i ever see the today threads get to red vs blue shit is when some retard makes a tpaste tier gay pottery post
it's not nice to use racial slurs against dots
i still dont know what that means and i refuse to look it up
Carnivorous Humanoid Underground Dweller
so thats supposed to be a leftist insult?>carnivorous
brainwashed into chimpoid worship, the leftard mind has come to deem the humanoid build derogatory, somehow>underground
since mainstream internet just cant stop plugging tubes in all its sockets, the "underground" turns increasingly based>dweller
etymologically, dweller is he who remains, stays, a concept that the rootless leftoid mind, addicted to chasing fads in his twatter feed, always running leftward to avoid being squashed under the wheel of """progress""", unfamiliarised with the concepts of constancy and permanence, just cannot comprehend
Bump because faggot is spamming
I'm genuinely surprised this isn't removed yet. I remember CC being butthurt about everything and deleting a lot, but I guess they changed or the site is dead now
Lol they're like the female version of wizardchan
So what's up with 8/x/ glitching? Steaks we need help
does that mean they have to quit if they get raped?
Can someone lost that image anon posted for that get
i just got my rejection letter from the GET-stealing academy. they even said i should not apply again next year. what now? what options do i have?
It's not the end of the world budy, you can still come away with some GETs getting lucky or sageposting dead boards.
Apply for the tpaste school of greek pottery
You can apply to the Dotz Submarine Program
endchan still crashes daily?
Yes, but is more stable then before. Lots of new boards there. While some of the old communities that I remember being there with us are still doing okay (/kc/, /pol/, /pone/) and lot seem to have really showed down.
wow a slow board on 4chan whodathunkit
holy shit I'm gonna get to the bar before these 9 posts get posted fuck this
They make that captcha like that so you have to buy a pass wtf
it's easy af bro
AND I'M RANGE BANNED fuck this
would have had it too
only a relative handful were ever that fast considering its the most popular english imageboard tbh
Are you literally retarded? It's so easy
WARNING: / 33333 GET Expected Within The Next Hour!
duddr crashed his subaru-uwu
>>1360665>banned words list
"someone" should do something about that
plw is full of faggots
i'm curious whether they've gotten much traffic from being listed on the most popular darkweb indexes
I would think so but while I see a couple of qtard boards there in top 15 but what I have mainly noticed is a lot of various hangout places where anons or avatarfags post pics of beatiful 2d or 3d women and chat like it is a discord server but hey, it is still more based then actually using a Discord sever and less cancerous
. It isn't complete cancer, but it has lost some of its comfyness. /b/ is a shadow of it's fommer self (a normal /b/ board now) and a lot of the classic boards that had just a few loyal posters checking in have died or are on super life support like /AM/
Who can predict price of Bitcoin??
People around the world are really surprised by the price behavior of Bitcoin
We really need a whale to help us about Bitcoin price predict*
if you are as a whale of this market
I'll be very happy if you help us
4sp coming up
I'm too stupid for their new captcha. I know there's already a trained script that autosolves the captchas.
glad someone got it
80 posts lefthttps://16chan.xyz/fascist/
Dunno if thats on the tracker
thinking of starting posting on /islam/ so I can steal the GET faster
cuckchan didn't let me post because I put sportschan.org
death to anime budy
is spee okay with this cuckime sort of pedo post or no? It's not even a GET ffs
oni malk is gud for hard drinkin
7 million? holy shit isnt that bort less than a year old? what is it about vtubers that attracts such intense autism?
i lik the loli trucker one but she doesn't rally attract much autism at all
>>1364442>what is it about anime girls, streaming platforms and video games that generates such autism
boy you some kinda retard or what ?
i like ironmouses voice and nyanners for content
>>1364475>nyanners for content
i thought she baleeted her only gud content a million years ago and cwied about being pressured to make it
what stuff was that?
i didn't know she deleted/disavowwed that tbh
ye she had a sjw phase afterwards where she made a "hidden" blog account for it and said pro-trayvon thing on her regular blogging account
its half a year old and would be twice that number if they made /jp/ and /trash/ vtubers also post there
its the evolution of anime for zoomers and older millennials who have lost hope for a relationship
damn this is coming up I better get ready
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aw damn the vpn I was using got banned cause they found out my tricks
Not even VPNs can prevent the Juche idea.
i was gonna post with an anprim flag
Well it's probably better you didn't; a known troll who posts beastiality porn and accidently doxxed their reddit account uses that flag.
What were you gonna post?
don't do reddit tier "communism bad"
I always do communism bad, I'm not gonna mess with success
just call them faggots and post chud dotz
ya that'll work
now what do i post for qtards?
hat crooked hilary
lov trump lov Q
>0 PPH | 14104 PPD
nice btfo those roasties
like nuremburg except the crimes are real this time and its not a kangaroo court
more like femcels
i wanna recruit some dumb gril from there to be >our gril poster
>Discussing eating disorders is permitted, pro-ana thinspiration must be spoilered. Moderators may remove or spoiler images at their own discretion.
so they're faat as fuck?
whats ana??>apples n aotmeal
anna is a vary gurl girl
I'm not too sure either
hurry up /cow/ faggots
helped you out but you dropped it
that's not how you play GETball…
some real dickslapper tier GET stealin
that archive is gonna take forever to finalize
rules are necessary for order
rules r for drools
this website doesn't even load lmao
CLEAN IT UP BITCH
it has 10 million stickies I don't how I'm supposed to check for the lastest digits
use the getwatcher countdown thing
It doesn't work for 8kunt
its fairly slow and boomers dont know to care about GETs probably so idk you can prob just do it. almost got one a few weeks ago but it took a year to make the post and some idiot just made a normal reply and that was the GET
don't take this GET these people suck so bad
hey steaks please add GETchan
lol they think I'm from krautchan
probably shooting myself in the foot here but i rally want that /dup/ GET after i got their BO kicked for deleting my 20k GET like a year ago
need new get quilt
archive today is down
>>1353652>I wonder if we could start getting GETS from boorus and forums to expand our reign of terror.
I knoooooooww but it looks like ill be sleepin 😴😴 :(