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 No.1361232

File: 1626466569360.jpg (347.04 KB, 1024x578, 512:289, ZikasRoom.jpg)

>>1361091
should have used zika CR

 No.1361248

>>1361091
shaddup CR

 No.1361253

>>1361232
>CR in Lucas' room

Was only a matter a time before it happened

>that nasty ass chair though

 No.1361278

Hey Doc, why does why peepee get long and dangly when I do cardio ?
Everything I read about it says your weewee should shrivel up because of blood flood being needed elsewhere. But for me my dangalang gets long and starts thrashing around like heem hongry and horngry for summfin, What gives ?

 No.1361294

>>1361232
what's ZR doing in that room?

 No.1361295

>>1361278
sorry son, gotta chop it off

 No.1361299

>>1361294
Being a Trad Groomer™ for America First™ having sex with 14 year olds is actually based and redpilled so is not cleaning your room because cleaning is for women and betas.

 No.1361345

>>1361295
ugu~ ?
That seems like it would hurt and be counter productive to my health. I dont think your a real doctor, Let me see your medical license ?

 No.1361435

>>1361278
hol up that actually happens to me is it really supposed to shrivel up instead? is my dick tryna kill me for making him flop around and exercise outside of a peepee in girlpeepee situation?

 No.1361437

>>1361435
i usually get my hardons from sitting from a long time, then they randomly occur. how the fuck do you get them from exercising?

 No.1361443

>>1361437
hard? read it again budy >we're talking about flopping dongs not rock hard erections my willy expands but is still soft when i run it actually gets in the way unless im wearing those spart boxers that have a pouch for your pecker but those are expensive and i dont have a lot of them because im cheap
like and subscribe to my dick diary if you enjoyed this blogpost

 No.1361455

>>1361443
dong is wildin in loose boxers

 No.1361458

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 No.1361511

>>1361455
heem havin fun on his own way thats for sure

 No.1361591

>>1361278
doin cardio with yoga qt's?

 No.1361601

>>1361435
I did some more reading. It seems like for those with better cardio your penis won't shrivel up because your cardiovascular health is better thus it can still effectively pump blood everywhere. Also your wiener getting long during activity can just be a sign of testosterone pumping as well according to what I read.

 No.1361609

>>1361299
uhmmmm…. wtf lol…. based????? and redpilled??????????!???

 No.1361610

>>1361443
don't ever tell me what to do again

NIGGER

 No.1361616

>>1361601
so im literally superhuman thanks dr /sp/!
>>1361610
make me not tywtd shriveled cock fatboi i can run with a phat phloppy dong

 No.1362155

>>1360880
I think I'm in heaven.

 No.1362213

>>1360880
I'm in paradise.

 No.1362242

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>>1362155
>>1362213
Tpaste please

 No.1362282

>>1362242
HOW CAN I RELAX WHEN YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT LOOK

 No.1362341

File: 1626709177354.mp4 (5.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 16cae48214b10cd4.mp4)

What's your recommended brand of toothbrush

 No.1362348

>>1362341
>mouthraping CR with a toothbrush.mp4

 No.1362352

I want to make a webm using the CR relax spary that simplying uses a sample from Frankie Does Hollywood's Relax saying "Relax" but I lack the video editing tech to accomplish this.

 No.1362354

>>1362352
post pic, i'll do it in a few hours

 No.1362359

>>1362354
==WHEN YOU WANNA CUM== >>1362242

 No.1362490

File: 1626751522659.webm (20.91 KB, 320x240, 4:3, crelax.webm)

audio came out weird
i lik it but i'll mess with it tmrw if u want it changed

 No.1362491

File: 1626751884963.webm (268.12 KB, 640x480, 4:3, crelax1.webm)

stupid coon

 No.1362494

>>1362491
scawy noise at the end
uqu

 No.1362541

>>1362494
it's okay
I'll hold you

 No.1362553

File: 1626779380313.jpg (1.39 MB, 4413x3456, 1471:1152, wtf.jpg)

any experts here? is this a transgender?

 No.1362555

>>1362553
no lol just a hairy woman
why would you even think that's a tranny?

 No.1362557

>>1362555
pussy looks like a stab wound

 No.1362562

>>1362557
chubby for her age but normal looking
waist/hip ratio and shoulder/hip ratio predict sex very accurately and most humans are evolved to see it

 No.1362580

>>1362557
never seen a less than perfect pussy, anon?

 No.1362671

how is pussy formed

 No.1363366

File: 1626950027823.mp4 (4.72 MB, 878x480, 439:240, GNIIp9YzyX2G.mp4)


 No.1363385

how do i know which condom size is right for me and can you show me how to put it on?

 No.1363386

>>1363385
I can tell you your size just by your post extra small

and trust me you won't need me to show you you'll never need to use it

 No.1363387

>>1363386
nooooo….. :(

 No.1363390

>>1363366
That's a great clip, anon

 No.1363393

File: 1626958483553.jpg (115.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1473655073_00032.jpg)

how do i tell if the nigger in my garage is dead or just sleeping?

 No.1363402

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/eric-clapton-not-play-vaccine-shows-1200257/
“Following the PM’s announcement on Monday the 19th of July 2021 I feel honor-bound to make an announcement of my own,” Clapton said. “I wish to say that I will not perform on any stage where there is a discriminated audience present. Unless there is provision made for all people to attend, I reserve the right to cancel the show.”
BoJo BTFO

 No.1363404

>>1363402
but segregtaion is gud

 No.1363680

>Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated
you okay librejp?

 No.1363980

hospital on strike in small French city over vaccine requirement
Montélimar is about 40,000

 No.1363996

>>1363402
>coke fiend
>hates immigrants
>against vaccine discrimination
>plays good guitar
mr clapton is based

 No.1364015

>>1363996
>defenestrates mouthy brats
still go for slowhand when the girl drinks and vinyl come out



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