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should have used zika CR


shaddup CR


>CR in Lucas' room

Was only a matter a time before it happened

>that nasty ass chair though


Hey Doc, why does why peepee get long and dangly when I do cardio ?
Everything I read about it says your weewee should shrivel up because of blood flood being needed elsewhere. But for me my dangalang gets long and starts thrashing around like heem hongry and horngry for summfin, What gives ?


what's ZR doing in that room?


sorry son, gotta chop it off


Being a Trad Groomer™ for America First™ having sex with 14 year olds is actually based and redpilled so is not cleaning your room because cleaning is for women and betas.


ugu~ ?
That seems like it would hurt and be counter productive to my health. I dont think your a real doctor, Let me see your medical license ?


hol up that actually happens to me is it really supposed to shrivel up instead? is my dick tryna kill me for making him flop around and exercise outside of a peepee in girlpeepee situation?


i usually get my hardons from sitting from a long time, then they randomly occur. how the fuck do you get them from exercising?


hard? read it again budy >we're talking about flopping dongs not rock hard erections my willy expands but is still soft when i run it actually gets in the way unless im wearing those spart boxers that have a pouch for your pecker but those are expensive and i dont have a lot of them because im cheap
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dong is wildin in loose boxers


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heem havin fun on his own way thats for sure


doin cardio with yoga qt's?


I did some more reading. It seems like for those with better cardio your penis won't shrivel up because your cardiovascular health is better thus it can still effectively pump blood everywhere. Also your wiener getting long during activity can just be a sign of testosterone pumping as well according to what I read.


uhmmmm…. wtf lol…. based????? and redpilled??????????!???


don't ever tell me what to do again



so im literally superhuman thanks dr /sp/!
make me not tywtd shriveled cock fatboi i can run with a phat phloppy dong


I think I'm in heaven.


I'm in paradise.


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Tpaste please




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What's your recommended brand of toothbrush


>mouthraping CR with a toothbrush.mp4


I want to make a webm using the CR relax spary that simplying uses a sample from Frankie Does Hollywood's Relax saying "Relax" but I lack the video editing tech to accomplish this.


post pic, i'll do it in a few hours


==WHEN YOU WANNA CUM== >>1362242


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audio came out weird
i lik it but i'll mess with it tmrw if u want it changed


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stupid coon


scawy noise at the end


it's okay
I'll hold you


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any experts here? is this a transgender?


no lol just a hairy woman
why would you even think that's a tranny?


pussy looks like a stab wound


chubby for her age but normal looking
waist/hip ratio and shoulder/hip ratio predict sex very accurately and most humans are evolved to see it


never seen a less than perfect pussy, anon?


how is pussy formed


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how do i know which condom size is right for me and can you show me how to put it on?


I can tell you your size just by your post extra small

and trust me you won't need me to show you you'll never need to use it


nooooo….. :(


That's a great clip, anon


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how do i tell if the nigger in my garage is dead or just sleeping?


“Following the PM’s announcement on Monday the 19th of July 2021 I feel honor-bound to make an announcement of my own,” Clapton said. “I wish to say that I will not perform on any stage where there is a discriminated audience present. Unless there is provision made for all people to attend, I reserve the right to cancel the show.”


but segregtaion is gud


>Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated
you okay librejp?


hospital on strike in small French city over vaccine requirement
Montélimar is about 40,000


>coke fiend
>hates immigrants
>against vaccine discrimination
>plays good guitar
mr clapton is based


>defenestrates mouthy brats
still go for slowhand when the girl drinks and vinyl come out

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