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 No.1352975[Last 50 Posts]

 No.1352979

why my gock hard

 No.1352980

Hello, Doc! I 19/M have a stinging pain while urinating. I'm not sexually active. How to get rid of stinging? Thank you in advance for your help.

 No.1352988

tfw no gf

 No.1353001

Why does my peepee hurt after I coom?

 No.1353002

y my pee pee go wee wee wen i see ur mum?

 No.1353003

>>1352980
>>1353001
clogged hog. very common. click here for this one weird trick to clear it up:

 No.1353005

Ok doc I'm 42/M/LA

Im not gay, but I think draining another man's balls is normal. Am I ok?

 No.1353007

>>1353003
dr. cr I clicked 20 times but your link is missing???

 No.1353021

>>1353003
clogged with what…

 No.1353038

doctor /sp/ keeps insisting i have to be subjected to random penis and rectal examinations in order to be able to post here
is this normal? does everyone here have to do the same thing?

 No.1353040

>>1353038
Yes, we'll even have to use certain probing equipment for your rectal examinations. Don't worry if a liquid comes out after a while, it's just lubricant.

 No.1353053

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it's too hot, help please

 No.1353066


 No.1353067

>>1353053
omega block needs to GOMAD

 No.1353070

File: 1624915913457.jpg (11.93 KB, 346x380, 173:190, tapioca.jpg)

my jizz

 No.1353087

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>>1352975
why are you gay?

 No.1353107

>>1353070
choonky

 No.1353108

Is raping Wadina Beta or Sigma ?

 No.1353115

>>1353108
Alpha

No sigma betas allowed

 No.1353119

>>1353108
I'm going to consensually have sex with her in the missionary position with the lights turned out.

 No.1353122

Should i get vaxxed?

 No.1353126

>>1353122
No, returd.

 No.1353127

>>1353122
now THIS is a classic sports moment

 No.1353150

>>1353122
VACCINATE THE DOCTOR, BUY THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY

#FAUCINILLIONAIRE GRINDSET

 No.1353159

>>1353053
the democrats did this

 No.1353239

>>1353122
against what? rabies?

 No.1353270

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>>1353239
CRabies

 No.1353283

File: 1624970214960.jpg (56.34 KB, 743x482, 743:482, what you do daily.jpg)

why is hardcore cocksmoking becoming the national sport around the world?

 No.1353313

>>1353283
smoking fags is so neobabylonian

 No.1353445

File: 1624997934596.webm (8 MB, 480x268, 120:67, Vaccine deaths increasing….webm)


 No.1353449

how to unhog a clog?

 No.1353451

>>1353445
delta variant budy
vary scary

 No.1353454

I don't believe this coon is an actual doctor at all

 No.1353460

>>1353454
five cured patients wouldn't lie to you

 No.1353523

>>1353445
imagine being a sandnigger country that has hated jews since antiquity and still fall for the jewish chinkyhoax

 No.1353711

https://humansarefree.com/2021/06/mortality-rate-eight-times-higher-in-fully-vaccinated.html
FULLY-VAXXED 8X AS LIKELY TO DIE FROM [autism]DELTA VARIANT[/autism]
>A preliminary statistical analysis found that hospitalization rates and absolute mortality due to the Delta variant are substantially higher among the “vaccinated” compared to the unvaccinated.
>This corresponds to similar research from Public Health England which determined that vaccinated people are 600 percent more likely to die from Delta than unvaccinated people.

 No.1353715

>>1353711
>the gov is looking at giving an mRNA booster shot if you go the J&J
man they just can't help but want to fucking kill fucking everyone huh?

 No.1353716

>>1353715
tbh i still wear a mask when i go in stores
hopefully to remind the few other unvaxxed people that not everyone is retarded
it's scary how many employees in a lot of stores aren't wearing masks since a lot of places require masks for the unvaxxed; the customers can just walk in and not say anything but presumably all these maskless employees got the vaxx

 No.1353720

>>1353716
Vaxbro… your still going to die soon…

 No.1353729

>>1353711
nice consipritard site adolph

 No.1353737

>A "pro-vaccine and pro-science" mom who signed her kids up for Pfizer's experimental mRNA memeflu vaccine trial in December told Senator Ron Johnson at a public hearing on Monday that her 12-year-old daughter suffered "severe" reactions to the shot and had to be hospitalized for months.
>"For the past five months, Maddie has been to the ER nine times, it has been hospitalized three times, for a total of two months in the hospital," de Garay said.
>After de Garay's story went viral, Twatter responded by censoring her

BUT I LOOOOOOOVE SCIENCE!!1

 No.1353738

File: 1625065393904.mp4 (506.65 KB, 480x360, 4:3, It's all science.mp4)


 No.1353740

>>1353716
this isn't a real post, right?

 No.1353741

>>1353737
>pro science mom
no such thing as science moms

 No.1353746

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 No.1353749

>>1353746
this is what happens when you groom people for their entire lives on what theyre supposed to do at any given point
the moment theyre given an opportunity to think for themselves, they recoil in fear and horror, then cry about it on social media

DTMWTD should be mandated at a federal level imo
esspeee is incredibly progressive in this regard

 No.1353755

>>1353741
"pro-science" is basically just code-word for obedient libtard
what kind of imbecile injects her children with experimental dna therapy for the love of science and vaccines (which pfizer is not)

 No.1353762


 No.1353763

File: 1625071466726.jpg (58.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 5efsia.jpg)

nobody:
Adolph: let me shit up /sp/ with constant polposting, instead of doing it on /pol/

 No.1353766

>>1353763
real reich was never tried before
t. neobabylonian historian

 No.1353769

File: 1625072661416.webm (1.08 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 1620865258258-1.webm)

>>1353763
it's to make trannies like you leave

 No.1353773

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>>1353763
Wow! Spotted the kike!
Think you would've learned by now but the proper Austrian-~~Hungarian~~ spelling is Adolf, but I don't imagine you'd learn after all these years.
Enjoy sitting in timeout, maybe I'll see you again when I get this drywall hung.

 No.1353774

>>1353763
SHIT UP BOARDS WITH GARBAGE POSTS, KILL MINORITIES WITH YOUR AR-15
@1488racewarrior - @jewsdid911
#SIGMAGRINDSET #SIXGORILLIONMINDSET

 No.1353775

>>1353773
i've kids and family, no time for this petty BS

 No.1353777

>>1353775
GHOST pls, those are your wife's sons.

 No.1353778

>>1353777
DADDY IS NOT WHO CONCEIVED BUT WHO RAISED WELL

 No.1353780

My 15-year-old transgender son is going through menopause - and I'm so proud of him

 No.1353792

>>1353769
trannies are the last implicit stand of white identity bro

 No.1353793

>>1353780
sounds p friggin empowering tbqh

 No.1353797

>>1353794
>now that that guy proved you can be trans-Korea
wat

 No.1353808

>>1353799
that's more valid than transgenderism

 No.1353815

>>1353799
nigga looks like he got beat tf up
gooks are weird lookin, but not THAT weird lookin

 No.1353816

>>1353808
k-pop and troonism are roughly equivalent mental disorders imo

 No.1353830

my boi clit eject some funny liquid, is this normal doctor cr?

 No.1353929

>>1353830
no amputation may be necessary

 No.1354368

>>1353769
goddd i wish rise would belittle me and call me a homosexual pervert

 No.1354373

coitus interruptus?

 No.1354467

most effective method to unclog a hog?

 No.1354468

>>1354467
gonna have to post the hog

 No.1354470

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 No.1354471

>>1354470
gonna have to cut er off

 No.1354499

what happened to the smegma thread?

 No.1354500


 No.1354506

>>1354470
how was HOD responsible for this??

 No.1354508


 No.1354509

>>1354467
try spinning, thats a good trick

 No.1354511

>>1354470
is that a sunspot?

 No.1354513

just got a uber from some old fuck that knows about it well lets say he used to work in the field and this retarded old faggot couldnt answer a single question i asked his idiot ass and kept insisting that vaccines only need a trial period when science says so i almost beat this old nigga ass but no better not go to jail cuz some old retard wants to justify his shitty faggot decisions but i let him know about it thats for damn sure fuckin old ass retard cant fucking stand people like this theyre the fucking worst death to submissive slaves life to spartmans

 No.1354520

>>1354513
a lot of people don't realize Homer Simpson working at the nuclear power plant is actually realistic for a boomer

 No.1354526

>>1354513
doctor /sp/, what meds do you recommend for >>1354513 ? xhe raly needs to chill, can you prescribe xim some weed lmao.

 No.1354553

>>1354526
>xim
*xhem

 No.1354554

File: 1625162431840.jpeg (121.89 KB, 1334x1228, 667:614, 1040fdabd547279f.jpeg)

vaccination rate vs 2020 election
WEW

 No.1354559

>>1354554
ummm you better delete this

 No.1354560

>>1354554
huh. You know I always thought the "election steal" was bullshit but this is interesting

 No.1354561

>>1354554
b-but muh trumpvax

 No.1354563

File: 1625163555028-0.png (56.37 KB, 284x529, 284:529, wojak boomer standing.png)

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son, we need to talk about Delta Airlines and their mediocre service.

 No.1354572

>>1354554
>Nevada and Arizona lower because of all the unvaxed illegals
lel

 No.1354573

>>1354470
*eats blueberry*

 No.1354577

>>1354563
how to fix airline shit service:
1. stop fucking flying commercial, take a train or fly private at corporate's expense if required by jewish corporate monkeys
2. airlines panic and start lowering rates
3. airlines panic some more when lowering rates doesn't work
4. airlines that refuse to change slowly die off
4.5. sit and laugh as government bailouts don't work
5. airlines that are left start catering to customer demands instead of profits in order to survive
6. ????
7. PROOFIT!

 No.1354579

>>1354554
>mfw my state has the lowest vaccination rate
>mfw Mississippi State won the College World Series last night
Mississippi bros, we just keep winning!

 No.1354581

>>1354579
piiiiiiinggggggggggg

 No.1354583

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 No.1354584

>>1354577
>laugh at government bailouts
this is a constitutionalist libertarian board

 No.1354590

>>1354577
this seems…..JEWISH

 No.1354591

>>1354579
how do you guys always win even though you have tons of….NIGGERS

 No.1354592

>>1354590
airlines are jewish

 No.1354600

>>1354592
Jewish trick + Jewish trick = moar Jews

 No.1354602

File: 1625177123538.jpg (38.11 KB, 460x249, 460:249, preview.jpg)

HOT PAHDITZY, BLESS XHIR SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT DITZY XHIRL
HOT PAHDITZY, BLESS XHIR SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT DITZY XHIRL
HOT PAHDITZY, BLESS XHIR SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT DITZY XHIRL
HOT PAHDITZY, BLESS XHIR SOUL
I REALLY LOVE THAT DITZY XHIRL

 No.1354606

>>1353711
cool maybe my brother will die and i can sell his car to get back the money he owes me

 No.1354730

>>1354600
thats not how double negatives work you dummy

 No.1354732

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>>1354606
the delta variant is literally the vaccines

 No.1354733

>>1354730
prove it mathematically then

 No.1354757

Johns Hopkins, IBM launch AI chatbot to combat COVID-19 vaccine hesitancy

Baltimore-based Johns Hopkins University and IBM Research unveiled a new artificial intelligence-powered chatbot July 1 that the two organizations developed to address COVID-19 vaccine hesitancy.

The chabot, named Vira, aims to get resources to people who are vaccine hesitant, especially young adults from communities disproportionately affected by COVID-19.

Try it out yourself: http://vaxchat.org/

 No.1354759

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>>1354757
the thing has like 6 preprogrammed answers
ai is such a joke

 No.1354761

>>1354759
>it's okay if you don't trust the government
bro you just got put on the list

 No.1354763

>>1354759
>thats ok if you dont trust the government
>the governmnet just wants whats gud for u
wow very compelling, im convinced
jab me up fauci

 No.1354769

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>>1354757
so the answer is "don't know if there's any long term side effects"
lel

 No.1354777

File: 1625204388684.mp4 (1.77 MB, 834x480, 139:80, don't do that.mp4)

>>1354763
stop overthinking it bro
when I feel unsure about the govt's and pharma's trustworthiness I always remember that while pharma lobbyists and funders dissuade the govt from investigating ill-effects of vaccines and "vaccines", govt in turn passes legislation that confers immunity against prosecution for malfeasance to pharmaceutical companies
it immediately erases all my concerns

 No.1354778

>>1354769
notice the wording too
>no serious safety concerns have been confirmed [by govt authority]
and yet it is a fact that serious side-effects have been observed aplenty, to a level much higher than normal old-school vaccines

 No.1354788


 No.1354789

File: 1625207473465.png (19.92 KB, 829x519, 829:519, do u lik.png)

most useless piece of shit ever

 No.1354791

>>1354789
you're probably talking to an indian so should have written it more like
yu lik crik budy?

 No.1354792

>>1354759
it is even less ai than eliza from the 1960's

 No.1354825

>>1354732
so is he gonna die or what i want that money and hes worthless alive

 No.1354836

>>1354833
you really very hot sexy and your boobs I kiss

 No.1355025

>>1354833
Is this buckeyes sister?

 No.1355027

>>1355025
im sis

 No.1355028


 No.1355175

>MD Robert Malone claims to have pioneered mRNA gene-therapy/vaccine technology in 1988.
>He says articles in his LinkedIn (Microsoft) personal account have been "erased" this week
>Twatter locked Harvard Medical School epidemiologist Martin Kulldorff out of his account for a month in response to his stated skepticism of the protective power of masks.
>Jewtube demonetized the two channels used by the DarkHorse podcast (where Malone made appearances)
>Malone's discussion of spike proteins wasn't a target, according to jewtube
>The site bans content that recommends "use of Ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine (HQN) for the treatment or prevention of Memeflu," or that claims these treatments are "effective" or "safe"

 No.1355200

Doctor /sp/, what drug do you recommend for someone who has terminal qtardation?

 No.1355207

>>1355200
rectally administered vaccines

 No.1355215

>>1355200
maga hat with cyanide coated lining

 No.1355218

>>1355175
He barely spoke in that video, it was mostly the other two

 No.1355266

>>1355200
make them wear a maaaaask

 No.1355316

>>1355200
qtards are all boomers so, cialis

 No.1355984

>>1353763
>most tolerant time in history
>people will murder each other over not consooming the same products

 No.1355989

>>1355984
or over words taken entirely out of context in a conversation they only heard part of
there never was a "tolerant" point in history anyway im tired of the tolerance delusion

 No.1355991

>>1353763
ikr, there's a chud named dotz that keeps posting about apples too. what a virgin!

 No.1356002

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 No.1356003

>>1353763
/spol/ when?

 No.1356004

>>1353763
Fuck off back to kohl/cuckchan with this garbage

 No.1356006

>>1356002
*bows*

 No.1356008

File: 1625449776347.mp4 (4.27 MB, 478x360, 239:180, hitlerchooseme.mp4)

Tbh, I would be one of Hitler's top soldiers.

 No.1356053

>>1356004
not content with /v/ the tranny frowner decides to attacn bjsmiling /sp/

 No.1356054

>>1356008
i just wanna be frens with hitler i bet hed love age of empires

 No.1356057

>>1356008
its amazing that hyde was so close 5 years ago

 No.1356059

>>1356057
close to what

 No.1356061

i kneed the wadina try not to cum game image
original or one with yuge hog works

 No.1356062

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 No.1356064

>>1356062
no the fake 'try not to cum' one
saved

 No.1356103

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ok dr (((/sp/))) how do you explain this

 No.1356104

File: 1625482896280.mp4 (2.46 MB, 854x480, 427:240, CsMMRxF3yi3rjyxE.mp4)

vaxxed

 No.1356130

>>1356054
I'd think he'd be a good Teutons player.

 No.1356135

>>1356062
Wadina-chan sure loves playing with balls and hitting them too

 No.1356426

File: 1625565682892.png (710.76 KB, 1186x867, 1186:867, 2021-07-06_05-54-25.png)

how do i poop out all my bad fats ?

 No.1356434

>>1356426
Supposedly if you fast for over 3 weeks then your body will shit out the impurities deep in you, though it would be liquid like.

 No.1356441

>>1356434
>fast for 3 weeks
wouldn't you like… die?

 No.1356445

>>1356441
nah, people have done it for longer. Though I wouldn't advise directly going for 3 weeks, for first timers 1 week is a decent start, if not a few days.

 No.1356756

if you fuck up so bad your patient dies, just say the next of kin called you a nigger
then you'll have enough sympathy points to cancel out the malpractice
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9763917/Black-GP-admits-falsely-accusing-dead-mans-son-calling-N-word.html

 No.1356758

am i gonna make it, doc?

 No.1356759

>>1356758
are you fully vaccinated?

 No.1356760

>>1356758
your asscancer is terminal, afraid you have to take the vaccine

 No.1356764

>>1356759
>>1356760
i keep vaccinating but it comes out as piss

 No.1356766

>>1356764
afraid you have to take urinotherapy

 No.1356771

>>1356767
pee hole, vag hole

 No.1356793

>>1356767
it loops, when cleaning you just put water in one of them and it flushes it out

 No.1356802

>>1356767
it is a double vagina
whores have one so they can take two black cocks at once without balls touching
as we know balls touching is gay

 No.1356803

File: 1625672711457.png (491.78 KB, 960x401, 960:401, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1356767
urethra sex is GOOD

 No.1356811

>>1356803
that poor sweet granny

 No.1356812


 No.1356815

>>1356811
she's not a granny

 No.1356819

>>1356815
yeah that's my grandma

 No.1356822

>>1356819
ur adopted

 No.1356824

>>1356793
wait you're tellin me i can neti pot my bussy if i go trans?

 No.1356826

>>1356803
they unironically gay do this in parts of africa it's called subcision

 No.1357254

note to future self: DO NOT push the balls up, because now the left ball feels deflated

 No.1359646

File: 1626109870667.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.95 KB, 720x525, 48:35, velosexual.jpg)

is this going to get infected

 No.1359652

>>1359646
CRowjob a day keeps infection away

 No.1359659

>>1359652
just like how the mohels do it

 No.1359670

doctor /sp/, my erection lasts only 5 minutes now that sleepy joe is in the office, down from 15 minutes i had when trump was the president. what do i do now?

 No.1359672

>>1359670
you're gonna need more soy, porn, and chocolate IPAs, son

 No.1359685

>>1356803
why not get her to drink something and see which hole the piss comes out?

 No.1360403

my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle

 No.1360412

>>1359670
RAP ABOUT IT

 No.1360722

File: 1626354871793.jpg (378 KB, 520x935, 104:187, 1626327627015.jpg)

Refute this

 No.1360725

>>1360722
dtmwtd and iactsn im fuckin tired of low effort wojak shit god damn

 No.1360726

>>1360722
I don't want made in china bioweapon or jewish gene therapy.

 No.1360732

>>1360722
We had SARS outbreak from 2002-2004 that went away without a vaccine

 No.1360733

>>1360725
you'll love it here
soyjack.party

 No.1360735

>>1360732
too bad well never have the actual numbers to compare the amount and severity of cases because everyone including supposedly trustworthy doctors are tremendous liars anymore

 No.1360741

>>1360726
You have to pick one, you cannot pick none.

>>1360732
Which was on a much lower scale, affected only a few countries not the whole world. Incomparable.

 No.1360743

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>>1360725
>iactsn
?

 No.1360746

>>1360743
iaetsn

 No.1360747

>>1360741
>Incomparable
They are to
They have the same level of persistence and the only reason covid 19 got out of hand was because of Chink and government lies

 No.1360748

>>1360732
Oh shit I forgot about MERS too, that has been around since 2012 with no vaccine and it's on an even more worldwide scale than the original sars and this shit is even scarier too, it has a 35% death rate construct that to covid 19's less than 1% death rate

 No.1360759

>>1360741
but was the pottery gay?

 No.1360780

>>1360722
the premises are misleading
>infect cell and alter output
true for the virus
should NOT be true for vaccines
it's theoretically possible (has been observed in-vitro in special circumstances) that the mrna antigen gets transcribed into dna, but that would be baaad
>genetic engineered lab creation
>forced by a government
despite all the noises this is still not known for the virus

additionally what is known is that non-risk groups, young/healthy people like spartmens, have been insignificantly affected by the virus (vast majority don't even have symptoms) while the mrna injections have caused side-effects for all age groups, including young/healthy
over a million death and injury reports collected by some yuro countries:
COVID-19 MRNA VACCINE MODERNA (CX-024414)
https://dap.ema.europa.eu/analyticsSOAP/saw.dll?PortalPages&PortalPath=%2Fshared%2FPHV%20DAP%2F_portal%2FDAP&Action=Navigate&P0=1&P1=eq&P2=%22Line%20Listing%20Objects%22.%22Substance%20High%20Level%20Code%22&P3=1+40983312
COVID-19 MRNA VACCINE PFIZER-BIONTECH (TOZINAMERAN)
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COVID-19 VACCINE ASTRAZENECA (CHADOX1 NCOV-19)
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ultimately it's not so complicated:
>are you hospice, fatso, sick or genetically predisposed?
probably get injected, choose the brand with less adverse effect reports
>if not, were you already infected?
almost certainly you already have the best antibodies you can hope for
>if not, do you trust your government a lot?
probably get injected, choose the brand recommended by you government or produced in your country
>if not, do you trust some pharma megacorp a lot?
wtf is wrong with you
>if not, are you french?
go outside and start [REDACTED] the republican [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED] which we all know
>if not
just remember to stock on ammo

 No.1360782

File: 1626369887218.jpg (746.05 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Snapchat-1351087508.jpg)

>>1360780
Gud effort post
Way more than I would put in

 No.1360783

>>1360780
ammos still too expensive and the quality of everything seems to have nosedived save for the most expensive yim rounds
im stocked up an ok amount because i used to target shoot a lot before chinkflu but now i cant reliably replenish that shit anymore
i have been considering selling the only fuddy fahv i have tho and i got most of the ammo for it when it was still only like ~15 cents a round i could probably make a big profit if i sell what i have now that .45 rounds are like 50 cents each

 No.1360790

There's no way I'm pregnant… right?

 No.1360791

>>1360790
CRegnant!?

 No.1360792

>>1360791
right?? right??

 No.1360802

>>1360780
gud post. do you have any info on being exposed to "people" who took the fauci juice? got sick af after fuggin a gril (didn't know she had just got it)

what i've found so far is that the jab is bio-distributive, lipid nanoparticles have been found throughout the body; primary in the ovaries and balls
pfizer warned about exposure in their joke of a trial and the study that was put out to combat pregnancy fears (when adjusted for 1st and 2nd trimester pregnancy) had an 82.5% (+/-10%) abortion rate

while the jab itself isn't capable of infection in others, the spike protein it creates is 100% able to spread between people. given that the spike protein is cytotoxic how fucked i am mid/long term?

 No.1360842

>>1360802
your totally fucked bro

 No.1360856

>>1360802
>do you have any info on being exposed
nope
while side-effects (including those presumed to be caused by cytotoxicity, like blood clots and others) have been associated with the antigen not staying localized in the inoculated area (usually a muscle), I don't know about it concentrating near the genitals
also while long-term effects are unknown, the mrna antigen is supposed to fade away from your system after a few days, so at least this kind of direct cytotoxicity should be temporary

one thing I have read is that in one of the latest reports in the Apartheid State of Israel they have counted infections among the vaccinated at about 5 times that of the unvaccinated
not clear yet why

 No.1360863

>>1360802
I fugged a gril that had taken the shot prior to us hooking up. Nothing happened to me. I was around a lot of people who had it during the height of the pandemic and never got it either. A couple days I was too tired to go to work, other then that nothing.

 No.1360864

>>1360856
The yids lied about how many vaccines they gave out too lmao

 No.1360865

I'm taking the juice out of practical considerations. I don't really care about my health long term. My phone will probably gib me cancer anyway.

 No.1360874

>>1360865
ok nobody's tywtd but im not gettin any of this shit if its real i hope i kill as many old people as possible just walking around if its fake then im losing nothing

 No.1360875

>>1360865
RIP, it was nice knowing you fren.

 No.1360877

>>1360780
tl;dr: it is safer to get chinkypox than it is to get the vaccine

 No.1360879

File: 1626387017014.jpg (889.66 KB, 1000x548, 250:137, occupied palestine.jpg)

>>1360856
>Apartheid State
*demolishes your house*

>>1360865
>bragdigal gonsiderations
pussy

 No.1360880

File: 1626387070983.png (793.84 KB, 959x526, 959:526, AMERICA FIRST.png)

steam is wilin' out these days

 No.1360885

>>1360874
fair enough, it's a personal choice. i had hoped for bubonic plague numbers when this shit hit, would have been vary good for wageslaves like me. i just want to be able to travel somewhat more easily.
>>1360875
i'm requesting my ashes to be scattered onto moving cars on the HOD.

 No.1360890

>>1360856
guess globohomo is more fun as a mystery, thanks dr spartman
interesting, haven't seen that infection info. we're really not gonna know anything for awhile and then it's all gonna be snopes v schizos anyway
>>1360863
was dick in the dirt for 5 days, but we were hooking up day of both her jabs. she got sick and didn't think to mention it might've been the fauci ouchies despite my schizo ramblings
fucking women

 No.1360893

>>1360880
Allah was right about cuckime

 No.1360894

>>1360890
>despite
you sure it's not because of?

 No.1360916

>>1360894
brb sticking her toothbrush up my ass

 No.1360922

>>1360722
I don't want it

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

 No.1360926

>>1360880
idk how they can even call this abomination nekopara

 No.1360932

>>1360890
u /fit/ budy?

 No.1361091

File: 1626443677205.jpg (157.44 KB, 520x935, 104:187, vx.jpg)

>>1360725
fine i made it /sp/ approved just 4 u

 No.1361115

>>1361091
gud toon

 No.1361116

>>1360725
don't forget wwgspwgH

 No.1361126

>>1361091
much better i will ctsn

 No.1361165

>>1360932
not bad, not great
p funny when you think about it. went from cheering for coronachan to world is kill to being mad globohomo stepped up with the juice

 No.1361166

>>1360890
go on…

 No.1361232

File: 1626466569360.jpg (347.04 KB, 1024x578, 512:289, ZikasRoom.jpg)

>>1361091
should have used zika CR

 No.1361248

>>1361091
shaddup CR

 No.1361253

>>1361232
>CR in Lucas' room

Was only a matter a time before it happened

>that nasty ass chair though

 No.1361278

Hey Doc, why does why peepee get long and dangly when I do cardio ?
Everything I read about it says your weewee should shrivel up because of blood flood being needed elsewhere. But for me my dangalang gets long and starts thrashing around like heem hongry and horngry for summfin, What gives ?

 No.1361294

>>1361232
what's ZR doing in that room?

 No.1361295

>>1361278
sorry son, gotta chop it off

 No.1361299

>>1361294
Being a Trad Groomer™ for America First™ having sex with 14 year olds is actually based and redpilled so is not cleaning your room because cleaning is for women and betas.

 No.1361345

>>1361295
ugu~ ?
That seems like it would hurt and be counter productive to my health. I dont think your a real doctor, Let me see your medical license ?

 No.1361435

>>1361278
hol up that actually happens to me is it really supposed to shrivel up instead? is my dick tryna kill me for making him flop around and exercise outside of a peepee in girlpeepee situation?

 No.1361437

>>1361435
i usually get my hardons from sitting from a long time, then they randomly occur. how the fuck do you get them from exercising?

 No.1361443

>>1361437
hard? read it again budy >we're talking about flopping dongs not rock hard erections my willy expands but is still soft when i run it actually gets in the way unless im wearing those spart boxers that have a pouch for your pecker but those are expensive and i dont have a lot of them because im cheap
like and subscribe to my dick diary if you enjoyed this blogpost

 No.1361455

>>1361443
dong is wildin in loose boxers

 No.1361458

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 No.1361511

>>1361455
heem havin fun on his own way thats for sure

 No.1361591

>>1361278
doin cardio with yoga qt's?

 No.1361601

>>1361435
I did some more reading. It seems like for those with better cardio your penis won't shrivel up because your cardiovascular health is better thus it can still effectively pump blood everywhere. Also your wiener getting long during activity can just be a sign of testosterone pumping as well according to what I read.

 No.1361609

>>1361299
uhmmmm…. wtf lol…. based????? and redpilled??????????!???

 No.1361610

>>1361443
don't ever tell me what to do again

NIGGER

 No.1361616

>>1361601
so im literally superhuman thanks dr /sp/!
>>1361610
make me not tywtd shriveled cock fatboi i can run with a phat phloppy dong

 No.1362155

>>1360880
I think I'm in heaven.

 No.1362213

>>1360880
I'm in paradise.

 No.1362242

File: 1626663270766.png (332.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, CR_Relaxspary.png)

>>1362155
>>1362213
Tpaste please

 No.1362282

>>1362242
HOW CAN I RELAX WHEN YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT LOOK

 No.1362341

File: 1626709177354.mp4 (5.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 16cae48214b10cd4.mp4)

What's your recommended brand of toothbrush

 No.1362348

>>1362341
>mouthraping CR with a toothbrush.mp4

 No.1362352

I want to make a webm using the CR relax spary that simplying uses a sample from Frankie Does Hollywood's Relax saying "Relax" but I lack the video editing tech to accomplish this.

 No.1362354

>>1362352
post pic, i'll do it in a few hours

 No.1362359

>>1362354
==WHEN YOU WANNA CUM== >>1362242

 No.1362490

File: 1626751522659.webm (20.91 KB, 320x240, 4:3, crelax.webm)

audio came out weird
i lik it but i'll mess with it tmrw if u want it changed

 No.1362491

File: 1626751884963.webm (268.12 KB, 640x480, 4:3, crelax1.webm)

stupid coon

 No.1362494

>>1362491
scawy noise at the end
uqu

 No.1362541

>>1362494
it's okay
I'll hold you

 No.1362553

File: 1626779380313.jpg (1.39 MB, 4413x3456, 1471:1152, wtf.jpg)

any experts here? is this a transgender?

 No.1362555

>>1362553
no lol just a hairy woman
why would you even think that's a tranny?

 No.1362557

>>1362555
pussy looks like a stab wound

 No.1362562

>>1362557
chubby for her age but normal looking
waist/hip ratio and shoulder/hip ratio predict sex very accurately and most humans are evolved to see it

 No.1362580

>>1362557
never seen a less than perfect pussy, anon?

 No.1362671

how is pussy formed

 No.1363366

File: 1626950027823.mp4 (4.72 MB, 878x480, 439:240, GNIIp9YzyX2G.mp4)


 No.1363385

how do i know which condom size is right for me and can you show me how to put it on?

 No.1363386

>>1363385
I can tell you your size just by your post extra small

and trust me you won't need me to show you you'll never need to use it

 No.1363387

>>1363386
nooooo….. :(

 No.1363390

>>1363366
That's a great clip, anon

 No.1363393

File: 1626958483553.jpg (115.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1473655073_00032.jpg)

how do i tell if the nigger in my garage is dead or just sleeping?

 No.1363402

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/eric-clapton-not-play-vaccine-shows-1200257/
“Following the PM’s announcement on Monday the 19th of July 2021 I feel honor-bound to make an announcement of my own,” Clapton said. “I wish to say that I will not perform on any stage where there is a discriminated audience present. Unless there is provision made for all people to attend, I reserve the right to cancel the show.”
BoJo BTFO

 No.1363404

>>1363402
but segregtaion is gud

 No.1363680

>Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated
you okay librejp?

 No.1363980

hospital on strike in small French city over vaccine requirement
Montélimar is about 40,000

 No.1363996

>>1363402
>coke fiend
>hates immigrants
>against vaccine discrimination
>plays good guitar
mr clapton is based

 No.1364015

>>1363996
>defenestrates mouthy brats
still go for slowhand when the girl drinks and vinyl come out



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