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 No.1352975[Last 50 Posts]


why my gock hard


Hello, Doc! I 19/M have a stinging pain while urinating. I'm not sexually active. How to get rid of stinging? Thank you in advance for your help.


tfw no gf


Why does my peepee hurt after I coom?


y my pee pee go wee wee wen i see ur mum?


clogged hog. very common. click here for this one weird trick to clear it up:


Ok doc I'm 42/M/LA

Im not gay, but I think draining another man's balls is normal. Am I ok?


dr. cr I clicked 20 times but your link is missing???


clogged with what…


doctor /sp/ keeps insisting i have to be subjected to random penis and rectal examinations in order to be able to post here
is this normal? does everyone here have to do the same thing?


Yes, we'll even have to use certain probing equipment for your rectal examinations. Don't worry if a liquid comes out after a while, it's just lubricant.


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it's too hot, help please



omega block needs to GOMAD


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my jizz


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why are you gay?




Is raping Wadina Beta or Sigma ?



No sigma betas allowed


I'm going to consensually have sex with her in the missionary position with the lights turned out.


Should i get vaxxed?


No, returd.


now THIS is a classic sports moment





the democrats did this


against what? rabies?


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why is hardcore cocksmoking becoming the national sport around the world?


smoking fags is so neobabylonian


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how to unhog a clog?


delta variant budy
vary scary


I don't believe this coon is an actual doctor at all


five cured patients wouldn't lie to you


imagine being a sandnigger country that has hated jews since antiquity and still fall for the jewish chinkyhoax


>A preliminary statistical analysis found that hospitalization rates and absolute mortality due to the Delta variant are substantially higher among the “vaccinated” compared to the unvaccinated.
>This corresponds to similar research from Public Health England which determined that vaccinated people are 600 percent more likely to die from Delta than unvaccinated people.


>the gov is looking at giving an mRNA booster shot if you go the J&J
man they just can't help but want to fucking kill fucking everyone huh?


tbh i still wear a mask when i go in stores
hopefully to remind the few other unvaxxed people that not everyone is retarded
it's scary how many employees in a lot of stores aren't wearing masks since a lot of places require masks for the unvaxxed; the customers can just walk in and not say anything but presumably all these maskless employees got the vaxx


Vaxbro… your still going to die soon…


nice consipritard site adolph


>A "pro-vaccine and pro-science" mom who signed her kids up for Pfizer's experimental mRNA memeflu vaccine trial in December told Senator Ron Johnson at a public hearing on Monday that her 12-year-old daughter suffered "severe" reactions to the shot and had to be hospitalized for months.
>"For the past five months, Maddie has been to the ER nine times, it has been hospitalized three times, for a total of two months in the hospital," de Garay said.
>After de Garay's story went viral, Twatter responded by censoring her



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this isn't a real post, right?


>pro science mom
no such thing as science moms


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this is what happens when you groom people for their entire lives on what theyre supposed to do at any given point
the moment theyre given an opportunity to think for themselves, they recoil in fear and horror, then cry about it on social media

DTMWTD should be mandated at a federal level imo
esspeee is incredibly progressive in this regard


"pro-science" is basically just code-word for obedient libtard
what kind of imbecile injects her children with experimental dna therapy for the love of science and vaccines (which pfizer is not)



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Adolph: let me shit up /sp/ with constant polposting, instead of doing it on /pol/


real reich was never tried before
t. neobabylonian historian


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it's to make trannies like you leave


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Wow! Spotted the kike!
Think you would've learned by now but the proper Austrian-~~Hungarian~~ spelling is Adolf, but I don't imagine you'd learn after all these years.
Enjoy sitting in timeout, maybe I'll see you again when I get this drywall hung.


@1488racewarrior - @jewsdid911


i've kids and family, no time for this petty BS


GHOST pls, those are your wife's sons.




My 15-year-old transgender son is going through menopause - and I'm so proud of him


trannies are the last implicit stand of white identity bro


sounds p friggin empowering tbqh


>now that that guy proved you can be trans-Korea


that's more valid than transgenderism


nigga looks like he got beat tf up
gooks are weird lookin, but not THAT weird lookin


k-pop and troonism are roughly equivalent mental disorders imo


my boi clit eject some funny liquid, is this normal doctor cr?


no amputation may be necessary


goddd i wish rise would belittle me and call me a homosexual pervert


coitus interruptus?


most effective method to unclog a hog?


gonna have to post the hog


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gonna have to cut er off


what happened to the smegma thread?



how was HOD responsible for this??



try spinning, thats a good trick


is that a sunspot?


just got a uber from some old fuck that knows about it well lets say he used to work in the field and this retarded old faggot couldnt answer a single question i asked his idiot ass and kept insisting that vaccines only need a trial period when science says so i almost beat this old nigga ass but no better not go to jail cuz some old retard wants to justify his shitty faggot decisions but i let him know about it thats for damn sure fuckin old ass retard cant fucking stand people like this theyre the fucking worst death to submissive slaves life to spartmans


a lot of people don't realize Homer Simpson working at the nuclear power plant is actually realistic for a boomer


doctor /sp/, what meds do you recommend for >>1354513 ? xhe raly needs to chill, can you prescribe xim some weed lmao.




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vaccination rate vs 2020 election


ummm you better delete this


huh. You know I always thought the "election steal" was bullshit but this is interesting


b-but muh trumpvax


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son, we need to talk about Delta Airlines and their mediocre service.


>Nevada and Arizona lower because of all the unvaxed illegals


*eats blueberry*


how to fix airline shit service:
1. stop fucking flying commercial, take a train or fly private at corporate's expense if required by jewish corporate monkeys
2. airlines panic and start lowering rates
3. airlines panic some more when lowering rates doesn't work
4. airlines that refuse to change slowly die off
4.5. sit and laugh as government bailouts don't work
5. airlines that are left start catering to customer demands instead of profits in order to survive
6. ????


>mfw my state has the lowest vaccination rate
>mfw Mississippi State won the College World Series last night
Mississippi bros, we just keep winning!




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>laugh at government bailouts
this is a constitutionalist libertarian board


this seems…..JEWISH


how do you guys always win even though you have tons of….NIGGERS


airlines are jewish


Jewish trick + Jewish trick = moar Jews


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cool maybe my brother will die and i can sell his car to get back the money he owes me


thats not how double negatives work you dummy


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the delta variant is literally the vaccines


prove it mathematically then


Johns Hopkins, IBM launch AI chatbot to combat COVID-19 vaccine hesitancy

Baltimore-based Johns Hopkins University and IBM Research unveiled a new artificial intelligence-powered chatbot July 1 that the two organizations developed to address COVID-19 vaccine hesitancy.

The chabot, named Vira, aims to get resources to people who are vaccine hesitant, especially young adults from communities disproportionately affected by COVID-19.

Try it out yourself: http://vaxchat.org/


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the thing has like 6 preprogrammed answers
ai is such a joke


>it's okay if you don't trust the government
bro you just got put on the list


>thats ok if you dont trust the government
>the governmnet just wants whats gud for u
wow very compelling, im convinced
jab me up fauci


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so the answer is "don't know if there's any long term side effects"


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stop overthinking it bro
when I feel unsure about the govt's and pharma's trustworthiness I always remember that while pharma lobbyists and funders dissuade the govt from investigating ill-effects of vaccines and "vaccines", govt in turn passes legislation that confers immunity against prosecution for malfeasance to pharmaceutical companies
it immediately erases all my concerns


notice the wording too
>no serious safety concerns have been confirmed [by govt authority]
and yet it is a fact that serious side-effects have been observed aplenty, to a level much higher than normal old-school vaccines



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most useless piece of shit ever


you're probably talking to an indian so should have written it more like
yu lik crik budy?


it is even less ai than eliza from the 1960's


so is he gonna die or what i want that money and hes worthless alive


you really very hot sexy and your boobs I kiss


Is this buckeyes sister?


im sis



>MD Robert Malone claims to have pioneered mRNA gene-therapy/vaccine technology in 1988.
>He says articles in his LinkedIn (Microsoft) personal account have been "erased" this week
>Twatter locked Harvard Medical School epidemiologist Martin Kulldorff out of his account for a month in response to his stated skepticism of the protective power of masks.
>Jewtube demonetized the two channels used by the DarkHorse podcast (where Malone made appearances)
>Malone's discussion of spike proteins wasn't a target, according to jewtube
>The site bans content that recommends "use of Ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine (HQN) for the treatment or prevention of Memeflu," or that claims these treatments are "effective" or "safe"


Doctor /sp/, what drug do you recommend for someone who has terminal qtardation?


rectally administered vaccines


maga hat with cyanide coated lining


He barely spoke in that video, it was mostly the other two


make them wear a maaaaask


qtards are all boomers so, cialis


>most tolerant time in history
>people will murder each other over not consooming the same products


or over words taken entirely out of context in a conversation they only heard part of
there never was a "tolerant" point in history anyway im tired of the tolerance delusion


ikr, there's a chud named dotz that keeps posting about apples too. what a virgin!


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/spol/ when?


Fuck off back to kohl/cuckchan with this garbage




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Tbh, I would be one of Hitler's top soldiers.


not content with /v/ the tranny frowner decides to attacn bjsmiling /sp/


i just wanna be frens with hitler i bet hed love age of empires


its amazing that hyde was so close 5 years ago


close to what


i kneed the wadina try not to cum game image
original or one with yuge hog works


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no the fake 'try not to cum' one


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ok dr (((/sp/))) how do you explain this


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I'd think he'd be a good Teutons player.


Wadina-chan sure loves playing with balls and hitting them too


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how do i poop out all my bad fats ?


Supposedly if you fast for over 3 weeks then your body will shit out the impurities deep in you, though it would be liquid like.


>fast for 3 weeks
wouldn't you like… die?


nah, people have done it for longer. Though I wouldn't advise directly going for 3 weeks, for first timers 1 week is a decent start, if not a few days.


if you fuck up so bad your patient dies, just say the next of kin called you a nigger
then you'll have enough sympathy points to cancel out the malpractice


am i gonna make it, doc?


are you fully vaccinated?


your asscancer is terminal, afraid you have to take the vaccine


i keep vaccinating but it comes out as piss


afraid you have to take urinotherapy


pee hole, vag hole


it loops, when cleaning you just put water in one of them and it flushes it out


it is a double vagina
whores have one so they can take two black cocks at once without balls touching
as we know balls touching is gay


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urethra sex is GOOD


that poor sweet granny



she's not a granny


yeah that's my grandma


ur adopted


wait you're tellin me i can neti pot my bussy if i go trans?


they unironically gay do this in parts of africa it's called subcision


note to future self: DO NOT push the balls up, because now the left ball feels deflated


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is this going to get infected


CRowjob a day keeps infection away


just like how the mohels do it


doctor /sp/, my erection lasts only 5 minutes now that sleepy joe is in the office, down from 15 minutes i had when trump was the president. what do i do now?


you're gonna need more soy, porn, and chocolate IPAs, son


why not get her to drink something and see which hole the piss comes out?


my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle




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Refute this


dtmwtd and iactsn im fuckin tired of low effort wojak shit god damn


I don't want made in china bioweapon or jewish gene therapy.


We had SARS outbreak from 2002-2004 that went away without a vaccine


you'll love it here


too bad well never have the actual numbers to compare the amount and severity of cases because everyone including supposedly trustworthy doctors are tremendous liars anymore


You have to pick one, you cannot pick none.

Which was on a much lower scale, affected only a few countries not the whole world. Incomparable.


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They are to
They have the same level of persistence and the only reason covid 19 got out of hand was because of Chink and government lies


Oh shit I forgot about MERS too, that has been around since 2012 with no vaccine and it's on an even more worldwide scale than the original sars and this shit is even scarier too, it has a 35% death rate construct that to covid 19's less than 1% death rate


but was the pottery gay?


the premises are misleading
>infect cell and alter output
true for the virus
should NOT be true for vaccines
it's theoretically possible (has been observed in-vitro in special circumstances) that the mrna antigen gets transcribed into dna, but that would be baaad
>genetic engineered lab creation
>forced by a government
despite all the noises this is still not known for the virus

additionally what is known is that non-risk groups, young/healthy people like spartmens, have been insignificantly affected by the virus (vast majority don't even have symptoms) while the mrna injections have caused side-effects for all age groups, including young/healthy
over a million death and injury reports collected by some yuro countries:

ultimately it's not so complicated:
>are you hospice, fatso, sick or genetically predisposed?
probably get injected, choose the brand with less adverse effect reports
>if not, were you already infected?
almost certainly you already have the best antibodies you can hope for
>if not, do you trust your government a lot?
probably get injected, choose the brand recommended by you government or produced in your country
>if not, do you trust some pharma megacorp a lot?
wtf is wrong with you
>if not, are you french?
go outside and start [REDACTED] the republican [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED] which we all know
>if not
just remember to stock on ammo


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Gud effort post
Way more than I would put in


ammos still too expensive and the quality of everything seems to have nosedived save for the most expensive yim rounds
im stocked up an ok amount because i used to target shoot a lot before chinkflu but now i cant reliably replenish that shit anymore
i have been considering selling the only fuddy fahv i have tho and i got most of the ammo for it when it was still only like ~15 cents a round i could probably make a big profit if i sell what i have now that .45 rounds are like 50 cents each


There's no way I'm pregnant… right?




right?? right??


gud post. do you have any info on being exposed to "people" who took the fauci juice? got sick af after fuggin a gril (didn't know she had just got it)

what i've found so far is that the jab is bio-distributive, lipid nanoparticles have been found throughout the body; primary in the ovaries and balls
pfizer warned about exposure in their joke of a trial and the study that was put out to combat pregnancy fears (when adjusted for 1st and 2nd trimester pregnancy) had an 82.5% (+/-10%) abortion rate

while the jab itself isn't capable of infection in others, the spike protein it creates is 100% able to spread between people. given that the spike protein is cytotoxic how fucked i am mid/long term?


your totally fucked bro


>do you have any info on being exposed
while side-effects (including those presumed to be caused by cytotoxicity, like blood clots and others) have been associated with the antigen not staying localized in the inoculated area (usually a muscle), I don't know about it concentrating near the genitals
also while long-term effects are unknown, the mrna antigen is supposed to fade away from your system after a few days, so at least this kind of direct cytotoxicity should be temporary

one thing I have read is that in one of the latest reports in the Apartheid State of Israel they have counted infections among the vaccinated at about 5 times that of the unvaccinated
not clear yet why


I fugged a gril that had taken the shot prior to us hooking up. Nothing happened to me. I was around a lot of people who had it during the height of the pandemic and never got it either. A couple days I was too tired to go to work, other then that nothing.


The yids lied about how many vaccines they gave out too lmao


I'm taking the juice out of practical considerations. I don't really care about my health long term. My phone will probably gib me cancer anyway.


ok nobody's tywtd but im not gettin any of this shit if its real i hope i kill as many old people as possible just walking around if its fake then im losing nothing


RIP, it was nice knowing you fren.


tl;dr: it is safer to get chinkypox than it is to get the vaccine


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>Apartheid State
*demolishes your house*

>bragdigal gonsiderations


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steam is wilin' out these days


fair enough, it's a personal choice. i had hoped for bubonic plague numbers when this shit hit, would have been vary good for wageslaves like me. i just want to be able to travel somewhat more easily.
i'm requesting my ashes to be scattered onto moving cars on the HOD.


guess globohomo is more fun as a mystery, thanks dr spartman
interesting, haven't seen that infection info. we're really not gonna know anything for awhile and then it's all gonna be snopes v schizos anyway
was dick in the dirt for 5 days, but we were hooking up day of both her jabs. she got sick and didn't think to mention it might've been the fauci ouchies despite my schizo ramblings
fucking women


Allah was right about cuckime


you sure it's not because of?


brb sticking her toothbrush up my ass


I don't want it



idk how they can even call this abomination nekopara


u /fit/ budy?


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fine i made it /sp/ approved just 4 u


gud toon


don't forget wwgspwgH


much better i will ctsn


not bad, not great
p funny when you think about it. went from cheering for coronachan to world is kill to being mad globohomo stepped up with the juice


go on…


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should have used zika CR


shaddup CR


>CR in Lucas' room

Was only a matter a time before it happened

>that nasty ass chair though


Hey Doc, why does why peepee get long and dangly when I do cardio ?
Everything I read about it says your weewee should shrivel up because of blood flood being needed elsewhere. But for me my dangalang gets long and starts thrashing around like heem hongry and horngry for summfin, What gives ?


what's ZR doing in that room?


sorry son, gotta chop it off


Being a Trad Groomer™ for America First™ having sex with 14 year olds is actually based and redpilled so is not cleaning your room because cleaning is for women and betas.


ugu~ ?
That seems like it would hurt and be counter productive to my health. I dont think your a real doctor, Let me see your medical license ?


hol up that actually happens to me is it really supposed to shrivel up instead? is my dick tryna kill me for making him flop around and exercise outside of a peepee in girlpeepee situation?


i usually get my hardons from sitting from a long time, then they randomly occur. how the fuck do you get them from exercising?


hard? read it again budy >we're talking about flopping dongs not rock hard erections my willy expands but is still soft when i run it actually gets in the way unless im wearing those spart boxers that have a pouch for your pecker but those are expensive and i dont have a lot of them because im cheap
like and subscribe to my dick diary if you enjoyed this blogpost


dong is wildin in loose boxers


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heem havin fun on his own way thats for sure


doin cardio with yoga qt's?


I did some more reading. It seems like for those with better cardio your penis won't shrivel up because your cardiovascular health is better thus it can still effectively pump blood everywhere. Also your wiener getting long during activity can just be a sign of testosterone pumping as well according to what I read.


uhmmmm…. wtf lol…. based????? and redpilled??????????!???


don't ever tell me what to do again



so im literally superhuman thanks dr /sp/!
make me not tywtd shriveled cock fatboi i can run with a phat phloppy dong


I think I'm in heaven.


I'm in paradise.


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Tpaste please




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What's your recommended brand of toothbrush


>mouthraping CR with a toothbrush.mp4


I want to make a webm using the CR relax spary that simplying uses a sample from Frankie Does Hollywood's Relax saying "Relax" but I lack the video editing tech to accomplish this.


post pic, i'll do it in a few hours


==WHEN YOU WANNA CUM== >>1362242


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audio came out weird
i lik it but i'll mess with it tmrw if u want it changed


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stupid coon


scawy noise at the end


it's okay
I'll hold you


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any experts here? is this a transgender?


no lol just a hairy woman
why would you even think that's a tranny?


pussy looks like a stab wound


chubby for her age but normal looking
waist/hip ratio and shoulder/hip ratio predict sex very accurately and most humans are evolved to see it


never seen a less than perfect pussy, anon?


how is pussy formed


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how do i know which condom size is right for me and can you show me how to put it on?


I can tell you your size just by your post extra small

and trust me you won't need me to show you you'll never need to use it


nooooo….. :(


That's a great clip, anon


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how do i tell if the nigger in my garage is dead or just sleeping?


“Following the PM’s announcement on Monday the 19th of July 2021 I feel honor-bound to make an announcement of my own,” Clapton said. “I wish to say that I will not perform on any stage where there is a discriminated audience present. Unless there is provision made for all people to attend, I reserve the right to cancel the show.”


but segregtaion is gud


>Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated
you okay librejp?


hospital on strike in small French city over vaccine requirement
Montélimar is about 40,000


>coke fiend
>hates immigrants
>against vaccine discrimination
>plays good guitar
mr clapton is based


>defenestrates mouthy brats
still go for slowhand when the girl drinks and vinyl come out

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