No.1414977[Last 50 Posts]
(3-7) vs. Detroit Lions
(0-9)>11:30 AM CTFOXLas Vegas Raiders
(5-5) vs. Dallas Cowboys
(7-3)>3:30 PM CTCBSBuffalo Bills
(6-4) vs. New Orleans Saints
(5-5)>7:20 PM CTNBChttps://home.nflbite.comhttp://givemenflstreams.comhttp://yoursports.streamhttp://ripple.stream/nflstreams
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happy tork day budys
happy thanksgiving budys
i was raped by a turkey once
i don lik dis cerncapeia
happy cold turk day
hst lookin fine af fr fr
this is a dark new turn for kold turk noo ;_;
d-g bless ameriga
This is a great new turn for the cold turk
im thanksful for sports and for sportschan and all i'm /sp/ros and /sp/rowjobs
no such thing as /sp/rowjobs
did i do gud, daddy?
4 out of 5 spee doctors recommend daily /sp/rowjobs
everson griffin postin about niggas in his home trying to kill him HE OWNS HIS GUNS HE OWNS ALL THE GUNS
Is It Ok To Have Apple While On A Keto Diet
>Chicago Bears (3-7) vs. Detroit Lions (0-9)
All holidays need to be on Thursday so we always get 4 day weekends
weirdly I don't feel hungry at all budys
tomorrow is a work day
get back to work wageslave
anyone hit that gravy yet?
yes Mike I will make sure my entire life revolves around a meaningless job
Ok cr lemme get a couple of porno mags, a couple of condoms, a needle, and some big league chew
hey cr lemme get some ciggies and a beer, please.
can I return these cigarettes they're stale
can you repeat that in english?
gravy tried to hit me but it missed
gimme 5 of those bottles of "vcr head cleaner", one of those fake flowers in the miniature glass tube, a torch lighter, 3 regular lighters, astroglide…no the big pump dispensor one…yeah…and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mango snapple
let's get /sp/ooky
this doesn't seem like a vary christian purchase…
watchin veggie tales tapes, flowers for the nun at mass, lighter for incense, 3 for her candles and lube for the priest.
snapples bad but not unchristian
i could fix her problem "naturally" if you know EXACTLY what im saying
chicken leg on thanksgiving smdh
whole foods sells lube?
turkey sucks tbh fuck that shit put a hen in the oven put some thighs in the smoker
ham > chicken > cold turk
meant the kick >>1415058
dont u mp4 me or youll get this mp5 incher
HOLY FUCK I NEED NAME, HOME COUNTRY, AND SCORE TOTALNOW
staffy getting baddy
got some news for ya…
THIS IS JUST GAY JAZZ
miss aikman jr got dat gulper jawline
what am i s'posed to do for the nxt 45 minutes UGH
i lik tomato zuppa
mmmm desiccated chicken on da bone?
dalton talks like a methhead
You say that like it's a bad thing
leave claire saffitz alone
wtf we gonn do 4 half a hour
play 30 seconds in heaven
i hope i get a big strong muscle daddy like myself
t. based shorkbro
*kisses the bottle*
I don't think that's how you play da game..
heem just strollin
i'm fuckin gassy ya'll
neone know a cheap home steel etcher n cutter?
chinkexpress is such a gamble
woah this thing looks kinda jewy
where's hans when you need him
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that's an old pic
eat some hsv bread
eat your pecan pie NOW
Mmmmmmmm wonder how it tastes like
i'm outta beer FUUUCK
BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAYYYYYYYYYYYY
how tf u do that
his don't even puff out that far sucks/10
buffer going to yimmy jones plastic surgeon
oh hey its mara jade
*hits you with the serving plate*
he went to the store last night for tampons instead of doubling up on feel gud juice
go we dem bois
don't judge your /sp/rethren
aww. that's the type of husband that cleans up ur bulls messy
i'd split that in half boi tell ya wut
Why she talking like a NEGROID
flips have big bobs and bunda, can't be her
actually i think it's a dub and i hate dubs, or else the audio sync is just horrible
let's pray for being thankful for scorigamis together
jason witten looking gud
make me some cider donuts
shes insecure as fuck.
I need my safe space for sports NOW
she needs me to 'appreciate her body' for her
you're in it JACK
sheem a only fans?
you'll have to donate to my patreon first and then i'll make a video where i find out if she has an onlyfans
Is there a followup to this?
did mint green boomer think that nigga was playin? ctfu
Oh man Into The Rabbit Hole is here!
did dallas miss an extra point?
we have 24 hours to see who can be the gayest starting now
*who can watch the most sports
that will get you ahead in the gay standings by a bit
lol yea goodluck
aint no one in any clear and present danger when dealing with an unarmed boomer wearing a mint green ralph lauren polo
shou have finished them off in 1922
ghost grrrd at me once and it triggered my sptsd
anyone tryna finish turk got RALLY SWEEPY
so i drowned ghost in a paint bucket
i mean a cat litter box
remember the gallipoli, never forget the ausys and kiwes that died for nothing lel
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nah sleep is for the dead
i wish them arabs would stop hatin us for our freedoms
age, height & boyfriend of chinky minki, mr wiki?
wife is a judge
he hasn't been arrested
lubbock texas is full of retards
this music suxx
make da choc thread
Cowboys getting BTFO like WEW
Cowboys NOT getting BTFO like WOAH
lel at cowgrils
seriously i can't stop farting
let us know when you start shidding
won't know till i shower tomorrow
you don't have to wait, you can send a scout down there
what a cute lil gopher that popped up there
you a volunteer there peyton?
that's a dude, troons always wear a lil neck thing tryna hide their throat GOCK
this kaki is out of date
they will always be grudens team
impossible. he said bad things
he only told the truth. he did nothing wrong
how many people can say they coached a team twice and never won a owl or eries and why did they both do it with the raiders?
we live in a post truth society. everything is always wrong if you're against the agenda
yes ogretime yuh yuh yuh
why would anyone but a degenerate want to protect the 1st by destroying the 2nd?
tails never fails
1st amendment is retarded. They really fucked up with the wording on that.
I refuse to let lebum cook
this is the same game he got suspended for right?
i feel like this is the most his brand has been tarnished ever tbh
no this was last night. he got suspended 2 games ago against detroit
lesnitches get stitches
she looks like a fuckin cunt tbh
how does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch?
AY watch your mouth WOMAN
ugh go saints
YOU ARE NOT THE ARBITER OF TRUTH
think i might root for the raiders of the steelers they both seem intresting
DAMN DEM WHITBOIS SO CRAZY!
This is how I feel when someone tells me what to do. Vary relaxing
you should be relaxed
I'm always relaxed around you
isn't this a chatroom?
this is the place where people go to eat sissy mashed potatoes
sounds like a dining room
OH FUCK BABY YOU RELAX ME SO GOOD
dotz isn't watching the bills saints game
don't slander dotz
sissy mashed potatoes are special and cant just be served in a dining room
sissy mashed potatoes have to be served amongst friends and they need to be pipping hot
sometimes they get so delicous they spark some conversations
then you know people are exiting out doing the white boy slide
I got it on but I'm just /sp/ankin it a lil bit atm
sissy mashed potatoes are far from that
too drunk to see
someone come 3hisper in my eaer
josh bawlen lmao faggot
what is it about kroger that attracts morbidly obese wiggers?
I don't have any around here
t. giant eagle bro
no such thing as giant eagle bros
Yes hi this is greggy's girlfriend and I'm here to say he's no longer allowed to play with you weirdos anymore!!! He's going to love me forever 💕💕💕 and spend all his time with me his queen 👑 so long losers!
seal eating peng.jpg
Enjoy the anal sex
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ay bruh ih smell like skonk in hyuh
bruh ih smell like skonk bruh
Mmmhhhmmm yeah that Torkey lookin' STUFFED D-lish
>have to be around my sister for multiple hours in a row
>my sister is the dumbest cunt on the entire western seaboard
yeah, mine too, plus her lil mutthomo adhd possibly autistic kid
i am thankful i don't have to put up with my insufferable cunt of a sister this year, or any relatives for that matter
By now, Nintendo fans must be used to drawing the short straw when it comes to multi-platform games. With the Switch containing objectively weaker innards than its closest competitors, many third-party devs will need to cut a few corners in order to allow their games to run on the hybrid console. This might come in the form of lower resolution, cut assets, or even the bold decision to bypass a conventional release in favour of the cloud.
Historically across platforms, racing sims have always been spectacular visual showcases. With less to worry about when it comes to complex animation or AI, a lot more focus can be put into making the games look slicker than Fonzi’s hair-do. With this in mind, it brings us great pain to declare that NASCAR Heat is one of the worst looking racing games we’ve seen on the Switch in some time. So much so, in fact, that we’d wager the game would comfortably run on the GameCube or the Wii. It’s 2021, man.
It just doesn’t make sense that a racing game launching on current-gen systems should look so poor. The Switch is home to some pretty spectacular racing games including Need for Speed:Hot Pursuit, GRID Autosport, and Burnout Paradise Remastered. The oldest of these — Burnout Paradise — originally released back in 2008, and it in its original non-Remastered guise still looks significantly better than NASCAR Heat. Here though, the cars are blocky, environments completely lack detail, and the lighting effects are near enough non-existent. To cap it off, the game often dips below its intended 30FPS, so the engine doesn't even run smooth, despite the visual curtailments.
Of course, looks aren’t everything, and one compliment we can give to NASCAR Heat is that it at least features plenty of authentic cars, tracks, and racers. Indeed, with the Ultimate Edition + on the Switch, you’re getting the full Season Pass from the previously released NASCAR Heat 5 Ultimate, which includes four separate DLC packs. These will load you up with more custom paint jobs, in-game cash, and content featuring NASCAR fall-of-famer Tony Stewart.
Starting up the game, you’re given the choice to pick from the 2020 and 2021 NASCAR line-ups (with the 2021 line-up and paint jobs also newly included for the Ultimate + Edition), with these then split into four different series: the standard Cup Series, Xfinity Series, Truck Series, and Xtreme Dirt Tour. The drivers/cars are designated by official photos and paint jobs, but there’s no indication of how the vehicles handle in comparison to one another.
Each race is split into three segments: practice, qualifying, and final race. This gives you the chance to go through your chosen track and learn its layout (which, for 90% of the selection is a basic oval), before qualifying to determine your starting grid in the final race. You can skip right through to the final race if you wish, but in doing so, you’ll be bumped right back down the starting grid.
Once you’re in the race, getting around the track is fairly straightforward thanks to the simplicity of its layout — after all, this is NASCAR. Stray too far off the road, however, and you’ll be given an immediate penalty, forcing you to stop dead for roughly five seconds before you’re able to set off again. This might not sound like much, but five seconds can make all the difference when the majority of the 20+ racers are bunched together, so don’t be surprised to find yourself right at the back of the pack.
With various difficulty settings, you can tailor the experience to suit your needs. On lower settings, you’ve got the familiar driving line featured in most modern racers. Crank it up and this will disappear, and additional racing requirements pop up, such as pitting. There’s enough depth here to satisfy NASCAR enthusiasts, while the more casual racing fans will be quite content whacking the difficulty setting on ‘normal’ for the most part.
In terms of how you play exactly, you’ve got a standard career mode in which you create your own character before taking part in various tournaments to increase your standing within the racing community. It’s basic stuff and nowhere near as comprehensive as the equivalent modes in franchises like Dirt or Need for Speed. Alternatively, you can simply choose to race one track at a time, with free choice of your vehicle and course.
Additionally, the game also features online play for up to 16 players, alongside split-screen local play. In our experience with the game, online play contained no lobbies to join, requiring us to create our own. You can customise which series to play, how many racers are to be included, and more, however at the time of testing this out, we encountered no other players. Indeed, the game gives a handy breakdown of how many total races have been played in the game’s lifetime, with a measly 1198 recorded at the time of writing, and zero active players. It doesn’t bode well for the game’s longevity in addition to the technical issues.
I liked it, was genuinely challenging and required thought and planning, unlike most video games
>>1415342>possibly autistic>not having a literal MUTT Autism brat like my sister
why do retards always have fucked up teeth? something i've noticed