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 No.1414977[Last 50 Posts]

BLDM-

Chicago Bears (3-7) vs. Detroit Lions (0-9)
>11:30 AM CT
FOX

Las Vegas Raiders (5-5) vs. Dallas Cowboys (7-3)
>3:30 PM CT
CBS

Buffalo Bills (6-4) vs. New Orleans Saints (5-5)
>7:20 PM CT
NBC

https://home.nflbite.com
http://givemenflstreams.com
http://yoursports.stream
http://ripple.stream/nflstreams

 No.1414979

File: 1637859395500.mp4 (1.07 MB, 778x720, 389:360, broken clock.mp4)


 No.1414981

File: 1637859806485.jpg (201.43 KB, 660x642, 110:107, roast-turkey-stuffing-1200….jpg)

happy tork day budys

 No.1414983

File: 1637859921277.jpg (36.68 KB, 400x400, 1:1, crornucopia.jpg)


 No.1414984

File: 1637860054008.jpg (370.21 KB, 960x540, 16:9, chi vs det pregame nov 25t….jpg)

>>1414977
IATA
go sports
happy thanksgiving budys

 No.1414986

>>1414984
thanks

 No.1414987

File: 1637860394124.gif (973.18 KB, 400x216, 50:27, burger van halen.gif)

>>1414984
cheers dots

 No.1414989

i was raped by a turkey once

 No.1414990

>>1414983
i don lik dis cerncapeia

 No.1414991

>>1414984
happy cold turk day

 No.1414994

>>1414981
hst lookin fine af fr fr

 No.1414999

File: 1637862176383.jpg (177.47 KB, 1905x1073, 1905:1073, 2 shitty 4 me.jpg)


 No.1415000

>>1414989
this is a dark new turn for kold turk noo ;_;

 No.1415003

File: 1637862756049.webm (4.23 MB, 960x540, 16:9, det td vs chi 1sr qrt nov….webm)


 No.1415004

d-g bless ameriga

 No.1415006

>>1414989
This is a great new turn for the cold turk

 No.1415007

>>1414984
im thanksful for sports and for sportschan and all i'm /sp/ros and /sp/rowjobs

 No.1415008

>>1415007
no such thing as /sp/rowjobs

 No.1415009

File: 1637863830532.jpg (312.13 KB, 960x540, 16:9, chi 1st 2 possessions vs d….jpg)

>>1415008
good post

 No.1415010

>>1415009
did i do gud, daddy?

 No.1415011

>>1415008
4 out of 5 spee doctors recommend daily /sp/rowjobs

 No.1415012

File: 1637864102889.gif (2.73 MB, 248x205, 248:205, mungus.gif)

>>1415010
>daddy

 No.1415013

File: 1637864172305.png (7.29 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1415011
from a certified kc practicioner

 No.1415014

everson griffin postin about niggas in his home trying to kill him HE OWNS HIS GUNS HE OWNS ALL THE GUNS

 No.1415016

Is It Ok To Have Apple While On A Keto Diet

 No.1415017

>>1415012
Hugh pls

 No.1415018

happy thanksgivmas

 No.1415019

>Chicago Bears (3-7) vs. Detroit Lions (0-9)
>(3-7)
>(0-9)
lel

 No.1415021

All holidays need to be on Thursday so we always get 4 day weekends

 No.1415022

File: 1637865698359.webm (2.05 MB, 960x540, 16:9, chi td vs det 2nd qrt nov….webm)


 No.1415023

>>1414981
weirdly I don't feel hungry at all budys

 No.1415024

>>1415021
tomorrow is a work day
get back to work wageslave

 No.1415025

anyone hit that gravy yet?

 No.1415026

>>1415024
nooooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOP

 No.1415027

File: 1637866070342.jpg (220.59 KB, 2048x1051, 2048:1051, the eternal boomer.jpg)

>>1415024
that's right Mike

 No.1415029

File: 1637866291022.png (721.51 KB, 599x600, 599:600, 1578018754445.png)

>>1415027
boomers need to be gassed

 No.1415030

>>1415027
yes Mike I will make sure my entire life revolves around a meaningless job

 No.1415031

>>1415029
Ok cr lemme get a couple of porno mags, a couple of condoms, a needle, and some big league chew

 No.1415032

>>1415029
hey cr lemme get some ciggies and a beer, please.

 No.1415033

>>1415031
>>1415032
愚かな外人は日本語を話します

 No.1415034

>>1415029
can I return these cigarettes they're stale

 No.1415035

>>1415033
あなたは文字通りニガー

 No.1415036

>>1415033
can you repeat that in english?

 No.1415038

>>1415025
gravy tried to hit me but it missed

 No.1415039

>>1415029
gimme 5 of those bottles of "vcr head cleaner", one of those fake flowers in the miniature glass tube, a torch lighter, 3 regular lighters, astroglide…no the big pump dispensor one…yeah…and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mango snapple

 No.1415042

File: 1637868204673.mp4 (5.71 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 5 6 7 0 9.mp4)

and now over to cruxtawny cril for the score forecast

 No.1415045

>>1415042
fak off major

 No.1415046

let's get /sp/ooky

 No.1415047

>>1415039
this doesn't seem like a vary christian purchase…

 No.1415049

File: 1637868879514.webm (356.75 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Lube.webm)


 No.1415050

>>1415047
watchin veggie tales tapes, flowers for the nun at mass, lighter for incense, 3 for her candles and lube for the priest.
snapples bad but not unchristian

 No.1415051

File: 1637868976974.mp4 (1.2 MB, 720x404, 180:101, spillway.mp4)


 No.1415052

File: 1637869020495.jpeg (8.47 KB, 320x240, 4:3, tattle_rectangle.jpg.jpeg)


 No.1415053

>>1415049
i could fix her problem "naturally" if you know EXACTLY what im saying

 No.1415054

chicken leg on thanksgiving smdh

 No.1415055

>>1415053
whole foods sells lube?

 No.1415056

>>1415054
turkey sucks tbh fuck that shit put a hen in the oven put some thighs in the smoker

 No.1415057

File: 1637869415362.jpg (Spoiler Image, 28.24 KB, 800x482, 400:241, Elizabeth Banks.jpg)

>>1415055
sprehs…

 No.1415058

>>1415056
>>1415054
ham > chicken > cold turk

 No.1415059

File: 1637869545782.mp4 (6.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Drunk Bear.mp4)


 No.1415060

>>1415057
nic bobs budy

 No.1415061

>>1415058
yes m'ham

 No.1415062

>>1415056
meant the kick >>1415058 is correct

 No.1415064

File: 1637869716529.mp4 (746.08 KB, 320x240, 4:3, You Know You Fucked Up.mp4)


 No.1415065

>>1415064
dont u mp4 me or youll get this mp5 incher

 No.1415066

>>1415064
NIGGERS

 No.1415067

File: 1637870005853.webm (7.29 MB, 712x402, 356:201, aiiU77e.webm)


 No.1415068

File: 1637870093390.webm (1.2 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, toniacouch.webm)


 No.1415069

>>1415068
HOLY FUCK I NEED NAME, HOME COUNTRY, AND SCORE TOTAL

NOW

 No.1415070

File: 1637870367972.webm (2.08 MB, 960x540, 16:9, det td vs chi 3rd qrt nov….webm)


 No.1415071

>>1415070
staffy getting baddy

 No.1415072

File: 1637870549397.webm (9.38 MB, 638x360, 319:180, horse thang.webm)


 No.1415073

>>1415071
got some news for ya…

 No.1415075

>>1415073
gib news

 No.1415076

File: 1637871191967.mp3 (466.88 KB, lumpy oh no.mp3)


 No.1415077

File: 1637871343653.mp4 (413.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, paulie.mp4)


 No.1415079

>>1415076
THIS IS JUST GAY JAZZ

 No.1415081

>>1415079
*fusion

 No.1415084

miss aikman jr got dat gulper jawline

 No.1415085

detroit=americas team

 No.1415087

what am i s'posed to do for the nxt 45 minutes UGH

 No.1415089


 No.1415090

File: 1637873099629.jpg (114.03 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DXegqbWVoAA9GVx.jpg)

>>1415087
time to eat

 No.1415092

>>1415090
i lik tomato zuppa

 No.1415093

>>1415090
mmmm desiccated chicken on da bone?

 No.1415094

>>1415090
gud snax

 No.1415095

dalton talks like a methhead

 No.1415097

>>1415095
You say that like it's a bad thing

 No.1415098

File: 1637873377942.jpg (30.99 KB, 400x400, 1:1, wGklVKuv_400x400.jpg)


 No.1415099

>>1415097
i did? sorry

 No.1415101

>>1415098
leave claire saffitz alone

 No.1415102


 No.1415103

wtf we gonn do 4 half a hour

 No.1415104

>>1415103
play 30 seconds in heaven

 No.1415105


 No.1415106

>>1415104
i hope i get a big strong muscle daddy like myself
t. based shorkbro

 No.1415107

File: 1637874104625.png (6.13 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.1415108

File: 1637874170349.png (7.57 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.1415110

File: 1637874235519.png (6.36 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>1415104
spin da bottle

 No.1415112

>>1415110
*kisses the bottle*

 No.1415113

>>1415112
I don't think that's how you play da game..

 No.1415114

File: 1637874443303.png (8.95 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.1415115

>>1415114
WHERE R DA PROOFS

 No.1415116

>>1415115
heem just strollin

 No.1415117

i'm fuckin gassy ya'll

 No.1415118

File: 1637874942407.png (9.39 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

I winrar

 No.1415119

File: 1637874976531.jpg (41.89 KB, 580x600, 29:30, claire-saffitz.jpg)

>>1415102
she's a fox dude stop

 No.1415120

neone know a cheap home steel etcher n cutter?
chinkexpress is such a gamble

 No.1415121

>>1415119
woah this thing looks kinda jewy

 No.1415123

>>1415119
>35 years old

 No.1415124

>>1415119
where's hans when you need him

 No.1415125

File: 1637875325427.jpg (181.89 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 3ebd0afa659db91a353b71370d….jpg)

>>1415123
that's an old pic
eat some hsv bread

 No.1415126

File: 1637875419412.jpg (109.84 KB, 1242x1221, 414:407, word.jpg)

>>1415125
im full ty

 No.1415127

>>1415126
eat your pecan pie NOW

 No.1415128

>>1415125
Mmmmmmmm wonder how it tastes like

 No.1415129

i'm outta beer FUUUCK

 No.1415130

BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAYYYYYYYYYYYY

 No.1415131

>>1415129
LAMO

nerd

 No.1415132

>>1415129
how tf u do that

 No.1415133

his don't even puff out that far sucks/10

 No.1415135

File: 1637876004906.mp4 (307.21 KB, 1276x720, 319:180, uwah.mp4)

puff this

 No.1415136

buffer going to yimmy jones plastic surgeon

 No.1415137

>>1415135
bad coon

 No.1415139

File: 1637876167476.jpg (393.12 KB, 960x540, 16:9, buffer dal vs lv nov 25th.jpg)

>>1415129
>drinking beer
gross

 No.1415140

>>1415105
oh hey its mara jade

 No.1415141

>>1415135
*hits you with the serving plate*
OUTSIDE. NOW!

 No.1415142

>>1415132
he went to the store last night for tampons instead of doubling up on feel gud juice

 No.1415143

File: 1637876251778.jpg (46.71 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1627083510142.jpg)

>>1415139
>beer
>gross

 No.1415144

go we dem bois

 No.1415145

File: 1637876269512.jpg (70.13 KB, 567x758, 567:758, coon confs.jpg)


 No.1415146

>>1415143
don't judge your /sp/rethren

 No.1415147

>>1415142
aww. that's the type of husband that cleans up ur bulls messy

 No.1415148

File: 1637876290222.mp4 (1.19 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, imnllm.mp4)


 No.1415149

>>1415148
i'd split that in half boi tell ya wut

 No.1415150

>>1415148
Why she talking like a NEGROID

 No.1415151

>>1415150
mil's cousin

 No.1415152

File: 1637876687670.webm (6.3 MB, 960x540, 16:9, lv td vs dal 1st qrt nov ….webm)

>>1415143
>>1415145
alcohol is bad

 No.1415153

>>1415151
flips have big bobs and bunda, can't be her

 No.1415154

>>1415150
actually i think it's a dub and i hate dubs, or else the audio sync is just horrible

 No.1415156

let's pray for being thankful for scorigamis together

 No.1415157

jason witten looking gud

 No.1415158

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 No.1415159

>>1415125
make me some cider donuts

 No.1415160

File: 1637877154542.webm (3.77 MB, 960x540, 16:9, dal td vs lv 1st qrt nov ….webm)


 No.1415161

>>1415158
shes insecure as fuck.

 No.1415162

I need my safe space for sports NOW

 No.1415163

>>1415161
she needs me to 'appreciate her body' for her

 No.1415164

>>1415162
you're in it JACK

 No.1415165

File: 1637877341727.jpg (144.89 KB, 952x960, 119:120, 1619517845764.jpg)


 No.1415166


 No.1415167

>>1415158
sheem a only fans?

 No.1415169

>>1415167
you'll have to donate to my patreon first and then i'll make a video where i find out if she has an onlyfans

 No.1415170

File: 1637877817567.mp4 (13.49 MB, 360x632, 45:79, stepdad.mp4)


 No.1415171

>>1415170
Basado

Is there a followup to this?

 No.1415172

>>1415170
did mint green boomer think that nigga was playin? ctfu

 No.1415173

>>1415169
Oh man Into The Rabbit Hole is here!

 No.1415174

did dallas miss an extra point?

 No.1415175


 No.1415176


 No.1415177

File: 1637878627880.webm (1021.6 KB, 960x540, 16:9, lv 2nd td vs dal 1st qrt ….webm)


 No.1415180

we have 24 hours to see who can be the gayest starting now

 No.1415181

>>1415180
*who can watch the most sports

 No.1415183


 No.1415184

File: 1637880821632.png (9.36 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, turk.png)

finish your turkey

 No.1415185

>>1415181
that will get you ahead in the gay standings by a bit

 No.1415187

>>1415175
>self-defense case
lol yea goodluck
aint no one in any clear and present danger when dealing with an unarmed boomer wearing a mint green ralph lauren polo

 No.1415188

>>1415184
shou have finished them off in 1922

 No.1415190

>>1415187
ghost grrrd at me once and it triggered my sptsd

 No.1415191

>>1415188
anyone tryna finish turk got RALLY SWEEPY

 No.1415192

so i drowned ghost in a paint bucket

 No.1415193

File: 1637881437683.webm (1.34 MB, 960x540, 16:9, dal td vs lv 2nd qrt nov ….webm)


 No.1415194

i mean a cat litter box

 No.1415195

File: 1637881660085.gif (23.08 KB, 489x318, 163:106, towel heads.gif)


 No.1415196

File: 1637881769405.jpg (268.82 KB, 960x540, 16:9, dal vs lv ht nov 25th.jpg)


 No.1415197

>>1415191
remember the gallipoli, never forget the ausys and kiwes that died for nothing lel

 No.1415198

File: 1637882128697.jpg (146.51 KB, 853x1066, 853:1066, samriddhi-mehra-chinky-min….jpg)

>>1415191
nah sleep is for the dead

 No.1415200

>>1415195
i wish them arabs would stop hatin us for our freedoms

 No.1415201

>>1415198
age, height & boyfriend of chinky minki, mr wiki?

 No.1415202

>>1415187
wife is a judge
he hasn't been arrested
lubbock texas is full of retards

 No.1415203

this music suxx

 No.1415204

File: 1637882761563.mp4 (5.93 MB, 360x720, 1:2, catboy.mp4)


 No.1415207

make da choc thread

 No.1415210

>>1415207
make it rain

 No.1415212

File: 1637884559559.webm (3.16 MB, 960x540, 16:9, lv td vs dal 3rd qrt nov ….webm)


 No.1415213

Cowboys getting BTFO like WEW

 No.1415214

Cowboys NOT getting BTFO like WOAH

 No.1415215

lel at cowgrils

 No.1415216

File: 1637884910312-0.jpg (322.93 KB, 960x540, 16:9, dal fans vs lv 3rd qrt nov….jpg)

File: 1637884910312-1.webm (3.67 MB, 960x540, 16:9, dal td vs lv 3rd qrt nov ….webm)


 No.1415221

seriously i can't stop farting

 No.1415222

>>1415221
let us know when you start shidding

 No.1415226

>>1415222
won't know till i shower tomorrow
schrodinger's shart

 No.1415227

>>1415226
you don't have to wait, you can send a scout down there

 No.1415230

File: 1637887233980.webm (1013.22 KB, 960x540, 16:9, dal fans vs lv 4th qrt no….webm)


 No.1415232

>>1415230
what a cute lil gopher that popped up there

 No.1415233

>>1415227
you a volunteer there peyton?

 No.1415234

>>1415232
that's a dude, troons always wear a lil neck thing tryna hide their throat GOCK

 No.1415235

>>1415232
gopher
lel

 No.1415236

File: 1637887612805.jpg (305.11 KB, 516x685, 516:685, Kim_Petras_(42743719761)_(….jpg)


 No.1415238

File: 1637887887519.png (14.66 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1634063130214.png)

raiders pls stobb them

 No.1415239

>>1415238
this kaki is out of date

 No.1415240

File: 1637888059936.webm (2.41 MB, 960x540, 16:9, dal td vs lv 4th qrt nov ….webm)


 No.1415241

>>1415239
they will always be grudens team

 No.1415242

>>1415241
impossible. he said bad things

 No.1415243

>>1415241
*art shell's

 No.1415245

>>1415242
he only told the truth. he did nothing wrong

 No.1415246

gud kick

 No.1415248

>>1415243
how many people can say they coached a team twice and never won a owl or eries and why did they both do it with the raiders?

 No.1415249

>>1415245
we live in a post truth society. everything is always wrong if you're against the agenda

 No.1415252

File: 1637889015935.png (621.68 KB, 800x401, 800:401, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1415253

yes ogretime yuh yuh yuh

 No.1415255

>>1415252
why would anyone but a degenerate want to protect the 1st by destroying the 2nd?

 No.1415256

tails never fails

 No.1415257

>>1415252
1st amendment is retarded. They really fucked up with the wording on that.

 No.1415258

File: 1637889337384.mp4 (9.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, lebronhangry.mp4)


 No.1415259

>>1415258
I refuse to let lebum cook

 No.1415260

>>1415258
this is the same game he got suspended for right?
i feel like this is the most his brand has been tarnished ever tbh

 No.1415262

>>1415260
no this was last night. he got suspended 2 games ago against detroit

 No.1415263

lesnitches get stitches

 No.1415264

>>1415258
she looks like a fuckin cunt tbh

 No.1415265

how does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch?
#🤔

 No.1415266

>>1415265
AY watch your mouth WOMAN

 No.1415267

File: 1637890167369.jpg (252.86 KB, 960x540, 16:9, lv vs dal final nov 25th.jpg)

lel

 No.1415268

lameass dallas

 No.1415269

ugh go saints

 No.1415270

File: 1637890243185.png (1.58 MB, 1440x900, 8:5, 75847364.png)

gud win

 No.1415271

File: 1637890269759.png (7.74 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.1415272

File: 1637890302417.jpg (288.5 KB, 960x540, 16:9, buf vs no 1st qrt nov 25th.jpg)

>>1415270
correct

 No.1415276

>>1415272
YOU ARE NOT THE ARBITER OF TRUTH
HOLY SHIT

 No.1415278

File: 1637890765736.png (23.92 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.1415279

>>1415270
think i might root for the raiders of the steelers they both seem intresting

 No.1415281

>>1415276
calm down

 No.1415283

File: 1637890880610-0.png (523.06 KB, 472x668, 118:167, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1637890880610-1.png (1005.33 KB, 1100x597, 1100:597, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1415284


 No.1415285

>>1415283
DAMN DEM WHITBOIS SO CRAZY!

 No.1415286

File: 1637891256765.mp4 (488.19 KB, 384x720, 8:15, CALM.mp4)


 No.1415288

File: 1637891519791.mp4 (12.12 MB, 576x720, 4:5, kickin.mp4)


 No.1415289

>>1415286
This is how I feel when someone tells me what to do. Vary relaxing

 No.1415290

>>1415289
you should be relaxed

 No.1415292

>>1415290
I'm always relaxed around you

 No.1415293


 No.1415294

>>1415293
isn't this a chatroom?

 No.1415295

>>1415294
this is the place where people go to eat sissy mashed potatoes

 No.1415297

>>1415295
sounds like a dining room

 No.1415298

File: 1637893625406.mp4 (8.7 MB, 408x720, 17:30, pklot.mp4)


 No.1415299

OH FUCK BABY YOU RELAX ME SO GOOD

 No.1415301

dotz isn't watching the bills saints game

 No.1415302

don't slander dotz

 No.1415303

>>1415301
I mean who is?

 No.1415304

>>1415297
sissy mashed potatoes are special and cant just be served in a dining room
sissy mashed potatoes have to be served amongst friends and they need to be pipping hot

sometimes they get so delicous they spark some conversations
then you know people are exiting out doing the white boy slide

 No.1415305

>>1415304
sounds dubious

 No.1415306

>>1415303
I got it on but I'm just /sp/ankin it a lil bit atm

 No.1415307

>>1415305
excuse me?
sissy mashed potatoes are far from that

 No.1415308

gud pickle

 No.1415310

too drunk to see
someone come 3hisper in my eaer

 No.1415311

josh bawlen lmao faggot

 No.1415314

>>1415298
what is it about kroger that attracts morbidly obese wiggers?

 No.1415316

>>1415314
I don't have any around here
t. giant eagle bro

 No.1415317

>>1415316
no such thing as giant eagle bros

 No.1415318

Yes hi this is greggy's girlfriend and I'm here to say he's no longer allowed to play with you weirdos anymore!!! He's going to love me forever 💕💕💕 and spend all his time with me his queen 👑 so long losers!

 No.1415319

File: 1637897370840.png (120.94 KB, 474x266, 237:133, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1415317
coleslaw on sammiches is very important

 No.1415321

>>1415319
seal eating peng.jpg

 No.1415324

>>1415318
Enjoy the anal sex

 No.1415325

>>1415321
seal eating sissy mashed potatoes.jpg

 No.1415328

ay bruh ih smell like skonk in hyuh
bruh ih smell like skonk bruh

 No.1415334

>>1414981
Mmmhhhmmm yeah that Torkey lookin' STUFFED D-lish

 No.1415341

>thanksgiving
>have to be around my sister for multiple hours in a row
>my sister is the dumbest cunt on the entire western seaboard

 No.1415342

>>1415341
yeah, mine too, plus her lil mutthomo adhd possibly autistic kid

 No.1415350

>>1415341
i am thankful i don't have to put up with my insufferable cunt of a sister this year, or any relatives for that matter

 No.1415376

>>1415342
>racemixer in the family

SHAME

 No.1415391



By now, Nintendo fans must be used to drawing the short straw when it comes to multi-platform games. With the Switch containing objectively weaker innards than its closest competitors, many third-party devs will need to cut a few corners in order to allow their games to run on the hybrid console. This might come in the form of lower resolution, cut assets, or even the bold decision to bypass a conventional release in favour of the cloud.

Historically across platforms, racing sims have always been spectacular visual showcases. With less to worry about when it comes to complex animation or AI, a lot more focus can be put into making the games look slicker than Fonzi’s hair-do. With this in mind, it brings us great pain to declare that NASCAR Heat is one of the worst looking racing games we’ve seen on the Switch in some time. So much so, in fact, that we’d wager the game would comfortably run on the GameCube or the Wii. It’s 2021, man.

It just doesn’t make sense that a racing game launching on current-gen systems should look so poor. The Switch is home to some pretty spectacular racing games including Need for Speed:Hot Pursuit, GRID Autosport, and Burnout Paradise Remastered. The oldest of these — Burnout Paradise — originally released back in 2008, and it in its original non-Remastered guise still looks significantly better than NASCAR Heat. Here though, the cars are blocky, environments completely lack detail, and the lighting effects are near enough non-existent. To cap it off, the game often dips below its intended 30FPS, so the engine doesn't even run smooth, despite the visual curtailments.

Of course, looks aren’t everything, and one compliment we can give to NASCAR Heat is that it at least features plenty of authentic cars, tracks, and racers. Indeed, with the Ultimate Edition + on the Switch, you’re getting the full Season Pass from the previously released NASCAR Heat 5 Ultimate, which includes four separate DLC packs. These will load you up with more custom paint jobs, in-game cash, and content featuring NASCAR fall-of-famer Tony Stewart.

Starting up the game, you’re given the choice to pick from the 2020 and 2021 NASCAR line-ups (with the 2021 line-up and paint jobs also newly included for the Ultimate + Edition), with these then split into four different series: the standard Cup Series, Xfinity Series, Truck Series, and Xtreme Dirt Tour. The drivers/cars are designated by official photos and paint jobs, but there’s no indication of how the vehicles handle in comparison to one another.

Each race is split into three segments: practice, qualifying, and final race. This gives you the chance to go through your chosen track and learn its layout (which, for 90% of the selection is a basic oval), before qualifying to determine your starting grid in the final race. You can skip right through to the final race if you wish, but in doing so, you’ll be bumped right back down the starting grid.

Once you’re in the race, getting around the track is fairly straightforward thanks to the simplicity of its layout — after all, this is NASCAR. Stray too far off the road, however, and you’ll be given an immediate penalty, forcing you to stop dead for roughly five seconds before you’re able to set off again. This might not sound like much, but five seconds can make all the difference when the majority of the 20+ racers are bunched together, so don’t be surprised to find yourself right at the back of the pack.

With various difficulty settings, you can tailor the experience to suit your needs. On lower settings, you’ve got the familiar driving line featured in most modern racers. Crank it up and this will disappear, and additional racing requirements pop up, such as pitting. There’s enough depth here to satisfy NASCAR enthusiasts, while the more casual racing fans will be quite content whacking the difficulty setting on ‘normal’ for the most part.

In terms of how you play exactly, you’ve got a standard career mode in which you create your own character before taking part in various tournaments to increase your standing within the racing community. It’s basic stuff and nowhere near as comprehensive as the equivalent modes in franchises like Dirt or Need for Speed. Alternatively, you can simply choose to race one track at a time, with free choice of your vehicle and course.

Additionally, the game also features online play for up to 16 players, alongside split-screen local play. In our experience with the game, online play contained no lobbies to join, requiring us to create our own. You can customise which series to play, how many racers are to be included, and more, however at the time of testing this out, we encountered no other players. Indeed, the game gives a handy breakdown of how many total races have been played in the game’s lifetime, with a measly 1198 recorded at the time of writing, and zero active players. It doesn’t bode well for the game’s longevity in addition to the technical issues.

 No.1415393

>>1415391


I liked it, was genuinely challenging and required thought and planning, unlike most video games

 No.1415444

>>1415342
>possibly autistic
>not having a literal MUTT Autism brat like my sister
why do retards always have fucked up teeth? something i've noticed



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