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Chicago Bears (3-7) vs. Detroit Lions (0-9)
>11:30 AM CT

Las Vegas Raiders (5-5) vs. Dallas Cowboys (7-3)
>3:30 PM CT

Buffalo Bills (6-4) vs. New Orleans Saints (5-5)
>7:20 PM CT



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happy tork day budys


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go sports
happy thanksgiving budys




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cheers dots


i was raped by a turkey once


i don lik dis cerncapeia


happy cold turk day


hst lookin fine af fr fr


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this is a dark new turn for kold turk noo ;_;


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d-g bless ameriga


This is a great new turn for the cold turk


im thanksful for sports and for sportschan and all i'm /sp/ros and /sp/rowjobs


no such thing as /sp/rowjobs


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good post


did i do gud, daddy?


4 out of 5 spee doctors recommend daily /sp/rowjobs


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from a certified kc practicioner


everson griffin postin about niggas in his home trying to kill him HE OWNS HIS GUNS HE OWNS ALL THE GUNS


Is It Ok To Have Apple While On A Keto Diet


Hugh pls


happy thanksgivmas


>Chicago Bears (3-7) vs. Detroit Lions (0-9)


All holidays need to be on Thursday so we always get 4 day weekends


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weirdly I don't feel hungry at all budys


tomorrow is a work day
get back to work wageslave


anyone hit that gravy yet?






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that's right Mike


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boomers need to be gassed


yes Mike I will make sure my entire life revolves around a meaningless job


Ok cr lemme get a couple of porno mags, a couple of condoms, a needle, and some big league chew


hey cr lemme get some ciggies and a beer, please.




can I return these cigarettes they're stale




can you repeat that in english?


gravy tried to hit me but it missed


gimme 5 of those bottles of "vcr head cleaner", one of those fake flowers in the miniature glass tube, a torch lighter, 3 regular lighters, astroglide…no the big pump dispensor one…yeah…and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mango snapple


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and now over to cruxtawny cril for the score forecast


fak off major


let's get /sp/ooky


this doesn't seem like a vary christian purchase…


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watchin veggie tales tapes, flowers for the nun at mass, lighter for incense, 3 for her candles and lube for the priest.
snapples bad but not unchristian


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i could fix her problem "naturally" if you know EXACTLY what im saying


chicken leg on thanksgiving smdh


whole foods sells lube?


turkey sucks tbh fuck that shit put a hen in the oven put some thighs in the smoker


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ham > chicken > cold turk


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nic bobs budy


yes m'ham


meant the kick >>1415058 is correct


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dont u mp4 me or youll get this mp5 incher




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staffy getting baddy


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got some news for ya…


gib news


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miss aikman jr got dat gulper jawline


detroit=americas team


what am i s'posed to do for the nxt 45 minutes UGH



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time to eat


i lik tomato zuppa


mmmm desiccated chicken on da bone?


gud snax


dalton talks like a methhead


You say that like it's a bad thing


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i did? sorry


leave claire saffitz alone



wtf we gonn do 4 half a hour


play 30 seconds in heaven



i hope i get a big strong muscle daddy like myself
t. based shorkbro


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spin da bottle


*kisses the bottle*


I don't think that's how you play da game..


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heem just strollin


i'm fuckin gassy ya'll


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I winrar


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she's a fox dude stop


neone know a cheap home steel etcher n cutter?
chinkexpress is such a gamble


woah this thing looks kinda jewy


>35 years old


where's hans when you need him


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that's an old pic
eat some hsv bread


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im full ty


eat your pecan pie NOW


Mmmmmmmm wonder how it tastes like


i'm outta beer FUUUCK







how tf u do that


his don't even puff out that far sucks/10


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puff this


buffer going to yimmy jones plastic surgeon


bad coon


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>drinking beer


oh hey its mara jade


*hits you with the serving plate*


he went to the store last night for tampons instead of doubling up on feel gud juice


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go we dem bois


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don't judge your /sp/rethren


aww. that's the type of husband that cleans up ur bulls messy


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i'd split that in half boi tell ya wut


Why she talking like a NEGROID


mil's cousin


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alcohol is bad


flips have big bobs and bunda, can't be her


actually i think it's a dub and i hate dubs, or else the audio sync is just horrible


let's pray for being thankful for scorigamis together


jason witten looking gud


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make me some cider donuts


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shes insecure as fuck.


I need my safe space for sports NOW


she needs me to 'appreciate her body' for her


you're in it JACK


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sheem a only fans?


you'll have to donate to my patreon first and then i'll make a video where i find out if she has an onlyfans


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Is there a followup to this?


did mint green boomer think that nigga was playin? ctfu


Oh man Into The Rabbit Hole is here!


did dallas miss an extra point?




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we have 24 hours to see who can be the gayest starting now


*who can watch the most sports



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finish your turkey


that will get you ahead in the gay standings by a bit


>self-defense case
lol yea goodluck
aint no one in any clear and present danger when dealing with an unarmed boomer wearing a mint green ralph lauren polo


shou have finished them off in 1922


ghost grrrd at me once and it triggered my sptsd


anyone tryna finish turk got RALLY SWEEPY


so i drowned ghost in a paint bucket


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i mean a cat litter box


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remember the gallipoli, never forget the ausys and kiwes that died for nothing lel


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nah sleep is for the dead


i wish them arabs would stop hatin us for our freedoms


age, height & boyfriend of chinky minki, mr wiki?


wife is a judge
he hasn't been arrested
lubbock texas is full of retards


this music suxx


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make da choc thread


make it rain


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Cowboys getting BTFO like WEW


Cowboys NOT getting BTFO like WOAH


lel at cowgrils


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seriously i can't stop farting


let us know when you start shidding


won't know till i shower tomorrow
schrodinger's shart


you don't have to wait, you can send a scout down there


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what a cute lil gopher that popped up there


you a volunteer there peyton?


that's a dude, troons always wear a lil neck thing tryna hide their throat GOCK




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raiders pls stobb them


this kaki is out of date


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they will always be grudens team


impossible. he said bad things


*art shell's


he only told the truth. he did nothing wrong


gud kick


how many people can say they coached a team twice and never won a owl or eries and why did they both do it with the raiders?


we live in a post truth society. everything is always wrong if you're against the agenda


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yes ogretime yuh yuh yuh


why would anyone but a degenerate want to protect the 1st by destroying the 2nd?


tails never fails


1st amendment is retarded. They really fucked up with the wording on that.


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I refuse to let lebum cook


this is the same game he got suspended for right?
i feel like this is the most his brand has been tarnished ever tbh


no this was last night. he got suspended 2 games ago against detroit


lesnitches get stitches


she looks like a fuckin cunt tbh


how does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch?


AY watch your mouth WOMAN


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lameass dallas


ugh go saints


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gud win


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think i might root for the raiders of the steelers they both seem intresting


calm down


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This is how I feel when someone tells me what to do. Vary relaxing


you should be relaxed


I'm always relaxed around you



isn't this a chatroom?


this is the place where people go to eat sissy mashed potatoes


sounds like a dining room


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dotz isn't watching the bills saints game


don't slander dotz


I mean who is?


sissy mashed potatoes are special and cant just be served in a dining room
sissy mashed potatoes have to be served amongst friends and they need to be pipping hot

sometimes they get so delicous they spark some conversations
then you know people are exiting out doing the white boy slide


sounds dubious


I got it on but I'm just /sp/ankin it a lil bit atm


excuse me?
sissy mashed potatoes are far from that


gud pickle


too drunk to see
someone come 3hisper in my eaer


josh bawlen lmao faggot


what is it about kroger that attracts morbidly obese wiggers?


I don't have any around here
t. giant eagle bro


no such thing as giant eagle bros


Yes hi this is greggy's girlfriend and I'm here to say he's no longer allowed to play with you weirdos anymore!!! He's going to love me forever 💕💕💕 and spend all his time with me his queen 👑 so long losers!


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coleslaw on sammiches is very important


seal eating peng.jpg


Enjoy the anal sex


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ay bruh ih smell like skonk in hyuh
bruh ih smell like skonk bruh


Mmmhhhmmm yeah that Torkey lookin' STUFFED D-lish


>have to be around my sister for multiple hours in a row
>my sister is the dumbest cunt on the entire western seaboard


yeah, mine too, plus her lil mutthomo adhd possibly autistic kid


i am thankful i don't have to put up with my insufferable cunt of a sister this year, or any relatives for that matter


>racemixer in the family



By now, Nintendo fans must be used to drawing the short straw when it comes to multi-platform games. With the Switch containing objectively weaker innards than its closest competitors, many third-party devs will need to cut a few corners in order to allow their games to run on the hybrid console. This might come in the form of lower resolution, cut assets, or even the bold decision to bypass a conventional release in favour of the cloud.

Historically across platforms, racing sims have always been spectacular visual showcases. With less to worry about when it comes to complex animation or AI, a lot more focus can be put into making the games look slicker than Fonzi’s hair-do. With this in mind, it brings us great pain to declare that NASCAR Heat is one of the worst looking racing games we’ve seen on the Switch in some time. So much so, in fact, that we’d wager the game would comfortably run on the GameCube or the Wii. It’s 2021, man.

It just doesn’t make sense that a racing game launching on current-gen systems should look so poor. The Switch is home to some pretty spectacular racing games including Need for Speed:Hot Pursuit, GRID Autosport, and Burnout Paradise Remastered. The oldest of these — Burnout Paradise — originally released back in 2008, and it in its original non-Remastered guise still looks significantly better than NASCAR Heat. Here though, the cars are blocky, environments completely lack detail, and the lighting effects are near enough non-existent. To cap it off, the game often dips below its intended 30FPS, so the engine doesn't even run smooth, despite the visual curtailments.

Of course, looks aren’t everything, and one compliment we can give to NASCAR Heat is that it at least features plenty of authentic cars, tracks, and racers. Indeed, with the Ultimate Edition + on the Switch, you’re getting the full Season Pass from the previously released NASCAR Heat 5 Ultimate, which includes four separate DLC packs. These will load you up with more custom paint jobs, in-game cash, and content featuring NASCAR fall-of-famer Tony Stewart.

Starting up the game, you’re given the choice to pick from the 2020 and 2021 NASCAR line-ups (with the 2021 line-up and paint jobs also newly included for the Ultimate + Edition), with these then split into four different series: the standard Cup Series, Xfinity Series, Truck Series, and Xtreme Dirt Tour. The drivers/cars are designated by official photos and paint jobs, but there’s no indication of how the vehicles handle in comparison to one another.

Each race is split into three segments: practice, qualifying, and final race. This gives you the chance to go through your chosen track and learn its layout (which, for 90% of the selection is a basic oval), before qualifying to determine your starting grid in the final race. You can skip right through to the final race if you wish, but in doing so, you’ll be bumped right back down the starting grid.

Once you’re in the race, getting around the track is fairly straightforward thanks to the simplicity of its layout — after all, this is NASCAR. Stray too far off the road, however, and you’ll be given an immediate penalty, forcing you to stop dead for roughly five seconds before you’re able to set off again. This might not sound like much, but five seconds can make all the difference when the majority of the 20+ racers are bunched together, so don’t be surprised to find yourself right at the back of the pack.

With various difficulty settings, you can tailor the experience to suit your needs. On lower settings, you’ve got the familiar driving line featured in most modern racers. Crank it up and this will disappear, and additional racing requirements pop up, such as pitting. There’s enough depth here to satisfy NASCAR enthusiasts, while the more casual racing fans will be quite content whacking the difficulty setting on ‘normal’ for the most part.

In terms of how you play exactly, you’ve got a standard career mode in which you create your own character before taking part in various tournaments to increase your standing within the racing community. It’s basic stuff and nowhere near as comprehensive as the equivalent modes in franchises like Dirt or Need for Speed. Alternatively, you can simply choose to race one track at a time, with free choice of your vehicle and course.

Additionally, the game also features online play for up to 16 players, alongside split-screen local play. In our experience with the game, online play contained no lobbies to join, requiring us to create our own. You can customise which series to play, how many racers are to be included, and more, however at the time of testing this out, we encountered no other players. Indeed, the game gives a handy breakdown of how many total races have been played in the game’s lifetime, with a measly 1198 recorded at the time of writing, and zero active players. It doesn’t bode well for the game’s longevity in addition to the technical issues.



I liked it, was genuinely challenging and required thought and planning, unlike most video games


>possibly autistic
>not having a literal MUTT Autism brat like my sister
why do retards always have fucked up teeth? something i've noticed

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