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 No.1430702[View All]

i remember a post talking about women want autism babies from /sp/uh's hot rod
now i kind of want to look into egg donor databases, albeit just for taking a piss
perhaps /sp/'s crypto pentillionaire makes up his mind and saves the /sp/uh race with his own creation idk
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 No.1430841

>>1430830
look at them lips though bruh
sheem finna suck the blood right outta yo dick fr fr

 No.1430842

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this face is what i think of when i think russia. ultimate potato poccnr individual

 No.1430843

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>>1430841
imagine those lips on a boy though. uh oh.

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i think i found another good one, /sp/uh. i think she's cute, whaddya think.

 No.1430847

>>1430845
best so far but does she have wonkeye? how tall budy?

 No.1430849

>>1430847
>wonkeye
no idea bud. should ask her directly
>how tall?
172cm, 5 feet 8~9 inches i think. not too tall, not too short

 No.1430852

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gud height

 No.1430855

>>1430845
she is cute.

 No.1430856

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been going through other donors, they don't compare anymore
>>1430852
i genuinely don know about the wonkeye, but honestly don't care much since i doubt that's genetic.
i don't think i should ask directly since the surrogacy shit is vaaaary expensive around $39k~$50k to get pregnancy in some shithole in latin america
i doubt the purchase of eggs is going to be any expensive since she's from some backwards shit state like RUS or UKR however
now i found a donor i really like and i may let it go

 No.1430874

>>1430856
her eyes are fine chill out

 No.1430878

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>>1430796
hey you take that back it is >our strength!

 No.1431024

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>>1430828
it's mind boggling seeing sparts argument for white genocide all the while laqueesha showcases her newborn nigglets with pride at >>1430830
they're two worlds apart yet on the same globe at the same time

 No.1431039

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this one is def interesting
egg donation from mainland europe
only problem, it asks me for my phone number
how do i give them a dud number

 No.1431042

>>1431039
>what are you looking for
<natural insemmination

 No.1431044

>>1431042
why yes, I am looking for natural insemination. what's the issue?

 No.1431045

finally entered some dud phone
>We will get in contact with you within 24 hours by e-mail or phone.
looking dire

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are you also seeing greta here, spars?
>what were you childhood dreams?
<'M'

 No.1431057

>>1431050
no but i am seeing a homeless girl i fucked once after i gave her a sandwich was a p gud lay tbh guess hunger turns people into fuck machines

 No.1431065

>>1431057
didn't know spartman fucked, that's a surprise

 No.1431067

>>1431057
fak u I tried to pick a hot homeless chick once and all I got was a french kiss

 No.1431068

>>1431024
lookin gud, cr!

 No.1431076

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>>1431067
instead of picking the homeless you should collect them and dispose of them in the trash
do your city a service

 No.1431089

>>1431076
go to liberal cities and give them money in the gay part of town so they infest the area and leave the guuud suburbs

 No.1431091

>>1431076
typical kansas city

 No.1431092

>>1431091
jealous?

 No.1431109

>>1431092
ye actually
if I got there first she would be locked in my kitchen dungeon right now

 No.1431118

>>1431109
ain't that wild

 No.1431122

>>1431118
you aint wild
you mild

 No.1431124

>>1431122
owhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 No.1431125

>>1431124
ba ba ba ba ba

 No.1431126

>>1431125
do the sissy mashed potatoes

 No.1431127

>>1431126
with a white boy slide

 No.1431128

>>1431127
do the wiggle iggle giggle figgle

 No.1431129

>>1431128
zurleeeee
zurlaaaa
zorp

yo yo yo yo yo x434353454545645454

 No.1431130

>>1431129
eat all your sissy mashed potatoes with a bag of baby puppy apple sauce

 No.1431131

>>1431130
come back
get back

you almost forgot triple back gravy gravy gravy

 No.1431132

>>1431131
exit out with a white boy slide~

 No.1431164

>>1431044
I used to naturally inseminate women, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 No.1431363

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>>1431126
>Sissy's Mashed Potatoes
is this what we're talking about?
there's a recipe for this online

 No.1431382

>>1431363
wait. Women are sissys?

 No.1431403

>>1431363
that is the recipe yes
>>1431382
of course who else would be?

 No.1431404

ba bab ababababababaa

 No.1431405

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 No.1431406

do the sissy mashed potatoes

 No.1431407

>>1431406
with a whiteboy slide

 No.1431408

>>1431407
do a wiggle iggle giggle figgle diggle

 No.1431410

>>1431408
zurnt
zooor
falalalalaa x150000000000000000000000000000

 No.1431411

>>1431410
eat all your sissy mashed potatoes with a bag of baby puppy applesauce

 No.1431412

>>1431411
dont forget that triple back gravy if you wanna party its gravy with me

 No.1431413

>>1431412
exit out with a whiteboy slide!



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