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 No.1430702[Last 50 Posts]

i remember a post talking about women want autism babies from /sp/uh's hot rod
now i kind of want to look into egg donor databases, albeit just for taking a piss
perhaps /sp/'s crypto pentillionaire makes up his mind and saves the /sp/uh race with his own creation idk
you're free to share any thoughts of your own. end message

 No.1430703

File: 1642093807082.png (138.94 KB, 1884x1052, 471:263, eggdonors.asia.png)

first site is this one. it's some website that aggregates women from asian countries. thailand, pakistan, ukraine and others.
what kind of race do you want your baby to be, spartman?

 No.1430704

>>1430703
>firefox tab is clearly visible on screenshot
going to download another browser to save face

 No.1430705

>>1430703
>using antifa linux
die

 No.1430706

youre gonna buy up all the eggs to make yourself a suit of autistic babby armor arent you im onto your tricks

 No.1430708

i'm going to go rogue and find some women 4u
>>1430705
why are they antifa linux, i don't want to remove my os because sm1 in their PR said some dumb shit

 No.1430709

File: 1642094470629.png (5.81 KB, 453x60, 151:20, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1430708
face the wall

 No.1430711

File: 1642094611085.png (38.46 KB, 500x346, 250:173, no black baby.png)

srry bro, no black baby for you
>>1430709
i just looked into the web and it told me to download mxlinux, don't put the blame on me, the game is rigged

 No.1430712

File: 1642095015991.jpg (914.05 KB, 1596x6130, 798:3065, getting chinky.jpg)

do you want hapa baby? you can't go wrong with numba wan chinky boy

 No.1430715

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don't you want their ancestry?
you can't go wrong with these beautifuls
the images are from the website

 No.1430717

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there are plenty whorbs form plenty countries, this one is apparently from kazakhstan
she's a major breeder and wants to assert it by making photos of some bby, has donated 4 times already
the nigger pucca hair doesn't sell it to me though

 No.1430718

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it's interesting how they slap some stupid quiz shit on top of the page to get to 'know her'
it's some given questions they are given by the business that makes the entire site look soulless

 No.1430720

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this one is p bad, don't want babies from her

 No.1430721

>>1430718
one funny aspect about the bio is how they always choose a religion on their bio
that way you always get christian and buddhist and islamist in the field. fucking secularist bitches know what sell
funniest one is how you get an entire column of buddhist women in the china section

 No.1430723

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asian section was atrocious so i'll switch to the caucasian section
>not a single close up
wew

 No.1430725

File: 1642097350757-0.jpg (105.33 KB, 860x1280, 43:64, photo_2022-01-13_15-13-12.jpg)

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this one looks very churka. that full body picture gave me a shitty impression too.
besides, one eye is bigger than the other. into the trash it goes.

as a side note, every single one of them has this in her profile:
>Have you ever taken birth control pills?
<Yes.
>Do you have adverse side effects from birth control pills?
<No.
what do you know if you have adverse effects bitch?
hopefully i'll find one virgin donor too

 No.1430728

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this ukraininan donor is going the ig bimbo way into caking her way into the database, didn't bother with the other images as she's even more caked up
she looks naked at the bottom in the third image and she's sent images of her in a bra to the agency. vary promising future for the child if it comes out to be like the mother.
she's also taller than me

 No.1430729

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is this a nigger?

 No.1430731

File: 1642098199359-0.jpg (134.88 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, photo_2021-11-21_17-58-02.jpg)

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this one looks kind of masculine

 No.1430732

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ngl first pic looks p good to me, but not the rest. has to be the lack of lightning.

 No.1430734

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ayy lmao

 No.1430736

>>1430732
dis bih a midget

 No.1430737

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a lot of these russian whorbs have had one child. makes me wonder if these are all single mothers.
most evidently, this one hasn't had children
>tattoos
>>1430736
i'll look it up for you budy

 No.1430738

File: 1642099202594.png (621.94 KB, 1719x1036, 1719:1036, profile 4u.png)

>>1430736
156cm that's 5 feet 1 inch, somewhat of a midget

 No.1430739

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21 years old looking like 30. has had a child so that's forgivable.
apparently natural copperhead.

 No.1430742

>>1430720
>ey boss gibe da poosee

 No.1430744

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i'm starting to think women here are the russian equivalent to trailer trash.
this one is looking kinda slutty. 32, divorced and 2 children.

 No.1430746

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first one i feel like impregnating. somewhat old however, 30
has even posted a picture of her once young, that's a nice touch

 No.1430747

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this lady looking like an oblivion character, kid looks like a minecraft squeaker

 No.1430748

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makeup makes her look like a burn victim

 No.1430750

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this one's a poor bitch from ukraine, doing a booby photoshot for intended parents.
sheem looking like that female scoobs yeem in the last picture

 No.1430751

File: 1642101089528-0.jpeg (158.41 KB, 827x833, 827:833, indianow.jpeg)

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>indian
i can't see the criket in her

 No.1430752

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i don't see much makeup on her first photos. is this one ok, /sp/?

 No.1430755

>>1430752
if u want to breed a caterpillar
them brows are after heavy pluckin

 No.1430756

>>1430755
>after heavy pluckin
so they're not natural
you can get the same result on your beard to get the 5 o' clock shadow

 No.1430758

>>1430756
?
i mean imagine them bushels before trimming, prob uni

 No.1430760

>>1430758
even if they were natural, it's not as if my eyebrows weren't any better.
babies would be havinf some important brow action going on def.

 No.1430782

i'm currently switching into an american site, i'll show you results

 No.1430785

ohhhhhhhh

 No.1430786

>>1430785
ba ba ba ba ba ba

 No.1430787

>>1430786
do the sissy mashed potatoes

 No.1430788

>>1430787
with a white boy slide

 No.1430789

>>1430788
do the wiggle iggle giggle figgle niggle

 No.1430790

>>1430789
break down now
zloooooooorrrrrrrrrrrf
zlalalalalala
x46

 No.1430791

>>1430790
you better eat all your sissy mashed potatoes with a bag of baby puppy apple sauce

 No.1430792

>>1430791
dont forget triple back gravy
scientifically shown to make things 3 times better
ba
ba
ba ba

 No.1430793

>>1430792
exit out with a white boy slide

 No.1430794

>>1430793
thank you so much that was wonderful

 No.1430796

>1430782
already regretting it.
>German, Italian, Irish
>Italian, German, Dutch
>English, Irish, Scottish, Swedish
>White/Caucasian, Black/African American
>German, Filipino
>
>White/Caucasian & Puerto Rico
>Irish, Hispanic, German
>American Indian Or Alaska Native, White, European
>Chinese, German
>Turkish, South African
>USA
>Aftica, Africa, USA, United Srates
>Mexico, Puerto Rick, Puerto Rico
cool fucking genetics. fuck puerto rick too.

 No.1430797

File: 1642107545574.png (438.28 KB, 932x714, 466:357, shieeeeet.png)

this one is killing me.
>Aftica, Africa, USA, United Srates
what's the diploma for.

 No.1430800

File: 1642107894923.png (361.96 KB, 958x715, 958:715, lisensiada.png)

this is the one from puerto rick.

 No.1430801

Is it artificial insemination or do you get to physically inseminate them?

 No.1430802

>>1430797
high school, and put up three pictures so u know it's real lel

 No.1430806

File: 1642108391084.png (387.3 KB, 942x717, 314:239, my black dad.png)

>this is my dad
>this was before he went missing

 No.1430807

File: 1642108712348.png (343.6 KB, 907x928, 907:928, other.png)

>'what is your race?'
<other
i'm fucking dying

 No.1430809

File: 1642108783831.png (507.99 KB, 951x928, 951:928, jesus christ.png)

holy shit

 No.1430813

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 No.1430815

File: 1642109193373.png (350.87 KB, 925x928, 925:928, food service.png)

>Student (Creative Writing)/Food Service
>diploma in food service

 No.1430816

File: 1642109454131.png (535.41 KB, 877x832, 877:832, el americano.png)

look at this fucking genetic material

 No.1430817

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 No.1430819

>spartman in here getting autistic as fuck

 No.1430823

>>1430809
wew whats up with all these goblinos given eggs

 No.1430824

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i don't know if i can go on with the amerimart database, i've seen too many things
>>1430819
i wish i had babies and i want it with /sparts/ shut your rear

 No.1430825

>>1430824
why dont you goan make an autism babby spartman?

 No.1430828

>>1430824
I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

 No.1430830

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>>1430823
>wew whats up with all these goblinos given eggs
they want to multiply

 No.1430833

File: 1642111143449.png (606.92 KB, 871x730, 871:730, satanic ritual, shit upsid….png)

>Genetic counseling is required for male recipients choosing this donor
>flipped portrait upside down
we're getting special aren't we

 No.1430835

>>1430823
p sure they get a check
>ayo latrina dis bish at da corner sayin u can gib eggs fo money
<word? but how i finna go bafroom girl
>nah dey only done take da one
<sheeyit gon git muh nails did right

 No.1430839

File: 1642111680961-0.jpeg (92.11 KB, 842x1280, 421:640, ultimate potato woman.jpeg)

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i'm done w/ amerinigger looking babies. im going w/ betiful russian ladys

 No.1430841

>>1430830
look at them lips though bruh
sheem finna suck the blood right outta yo dick fr fr

 No.1430842

File: 1642112134277-0.jpg (77.5 KB, 582x877, 582:877, WhatsApp-Image-2019-11-10-….jpg)

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this face is what i think of when i think russia. ultimate potato poccnr individual

 No.1430843

File: 1642112264127.webm (770.91 KB, 1800x1904, 225:238, Nigger_Stain.webm)

>>1430841
imagine those lips on a boy though. uh oh.

 No.1430845

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i think i found another good one, /sp/uh. i think she's cute, whaddya think.

 No.1430847

>>1430845
best so far but does she have wonkeye? how tall budy?

 No.1430849

>>1430847
>wonkeye
no idea bud. should ask her directly
>how tall?
172cm, 5 feet 8~9 inches i think. not too tall, not too short

 No.1430852

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gud height

 No.1430855

>>1430845
she is cute.

 No.1430856

File: 1642113743746.png (51.62 KB, 292x271, 292:271, assburger pain.png)

been going through other donors, they don't compare anymore
>>1430852
i genuinely don know about the wonkeye, but honestly don't care much since i doubt that's genetic.
i don't think i should ask directly since the surrogacy shit is vaaaary expensive around $39k~$50k to get pregnancy in some shithole in latin america
i doubt the purchase of eggs is going to be any expensive since she's from some backwards shit state like RUS or UKR however
now i found a donor i really like and i may let it go

 No.1430874

>>1430856
her eyes are fine chill out

 No.1430878

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>>1430796
hey you take that back it is >our strength!

 No.1431024

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>>1430828
it's mind boggling seeing sparts argument for white genocide all the while laqueesha showcases her newborn nigglets with pride at >>1430830
they're two worlds apart yet on the same globe at the same time

 No.1431039

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this one is def interesting
egg donation from mainland europe
only problem, it asks me for my phone number
how do i give them a dud number

 No.1431042

>>1431039
>what are you looking for
<natural insemmination

 No.1431044

>>1431042
why yes, I am looking for natural insemination. what's the issue?

 No.1431045

finally entered some dud phone
>We will get in contact with you within 24 hours by e-mail or phone.
looking dire

 No.1431050

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are you also seeing greta here, spars?
>what were you childhood dreams?
<'M'

 No.1431057

>>1431050
no but i am seeing a homeless girl i fucked once after i gave her a sandwich was a p gud lay tbh guess hunger turns people into fuck machines

 No.1431065

>>1431057
didn't know spartman fucked, that's a surprise

 No.1431067

>>1431057
fak u I tried to pick a hot homeless chick once and all I got was a french kiss

 No.1431068

>>1431024
lookin gud, cr!

 No.1431076

File: 1642188196872.mp4 (9.79 MB, 136x240, 17:30, im horny.mp4)

>>1431067
instead of picking the homeless you should collect them and dispose of them in the trash
do your city a service

 No.1431089

>>1431076
go to liberal cities and give them money in the gay part of town so they infest the area and leave the guuud suburbs

 No.1431091

>>1431076
typical kansas city

 No.1431092

>>1431091
jealous?

 No.1431109

>>1431092
ye actually
if I got there first she would be locked in my kitchen dungeon right now

 No.1431118

>>1431109
ain't that wild

 No.1431122

>>1431118
you aint wild
you mild

 No.1431124

>>1431122
owhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 No.1431125

>>1431124
ba ba ba ba ba

 No.1431126

>>1431125
do the sissy mashed potatoes

 No.1431127

>>1431126
with a white boy slide

 No.1431128

>>1431127
do the wiggle iggle giggle figgle

 No.1431129

>>1431128
zurleeeee
zurlaaaa
zorp

yo yo yo yo yo x434353454545645454

 No.1431130

>>1431129
eat all your sissy mashed potatoes with a bag of baby puppy apple sauce

 No.1431131

>>1431130
come back
get back

you almost forgot triple back gravy gravy gravy

 No.1431132

>>1431131
exit out with a white boy slide~

 No.1431164

>>1431044
I used to naturally inseminate women, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 No.1431363

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>>1431126
>Sissy's Mashed Potatoes
is this what we're talking about?
there's a recipe for this online

 No.1431382

>>1431363
wait. Women are sissys?

 No.1431403

>>1431363
that is the recipe yes
>>1431382
of course who else would be?

 No.1431404

ba bab ababababababaa

 No.1431405

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 No.1431406

do the sissy mashed potatoes

 No.1431407

>>1431406
with a whiteboy slide

 No.1431408

>>1431407
do a wiggle iggle giggle figgle diggle

 No.1431410

>>1431408
zurnt
zooor
falalalalaa x150000000000000000000000000000

 No.1431411

>>1431410
eat all your sissy mashed potatoes with a bag of baby puppy applesauce

 No.1431412

>>1431411
dont forget that triple back gravy if you wanna party its gravy with me

 No.1431413

>>1431412
exit out with a whiteboy slide!



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