tell me what to do ever again or else
im gonna steam my FAL stock later
how much of this should i document?
depends, are you going to be naked during the steam ?
i plead the fifth
g*d i bet your gock will be all sweaty
>biathlon event with qts canceled
>snowboard event with qt on hold
FUCK YOU POLAR VORTEX
dugs fire carlyle
nice old news bro. we all know she has no ass, no feet, no tits and is some gross old bag lady.
did i hear someone say they wanted to hear my dads google history?
what do you mean?
they fired him because he invited the ice dance whorb into Homo Center
bit of a pigface tbh
what are you watching????
being rude to your friend
watch crik err day
criket civil war
meth up on child molesters
I hate cape shit
bloos are a shining example of what a proper methsouri team can do
i hate you more every time you post this
I would rather support edmonton than st louis
Our Lawyers Have Been Contacted
preds tie it up
why are the hockey players look like that
I hat disney
preds tie it up again
i want to invite pakis and indias to our cricket thread
would fuck her face and nut on her tits
would fuck her face and nut on her tits
her tits are qt and jiggly
SEXUAL PREDATORS HARASSED
grills downhill skiing now on nbc
lindsey "beef curtains" vonn's final competition of career
it's gonna be the final day of her life too
time for lakers sixers I gues
Am I allowed to spoil the result?
holy fuck someone wake up those lazy otters its 2 pm
Vonn found another BBC and is getting fucked by PK Subban now
at least he stopped singing in Italian
only the hotshots game matters
they should've at least given milwaukee a team so ghost could have more to support
its so hot seeing criketbro post by himself in that thread….
>10th in west
i like watching xir webms.
the official snax of sportschan
I declare jihad on the makers of those disgusting bean cheeto abominations
I expect terrorism and mass killings ASAP at
3601 South Congress, Suite B-500, Austin, TX 78704
TODAY BRONBRON SNAPS
Laura non c'è, è andata via ;_;
ur fault for buying bean cheetos
The Official Snax of sportchan's /sp/ board is a slice of Lil C's Pretzel Crust Pizza with your choice of any 2 liter pepisco soft drink.
sounds rally good ;-;
lil c smokehouse pizza WHEN
drinking soda is bad
the pretzel crust is just a meme and too salty
but what if they were good?
beans are not cheetos. poor decision to buy them. a masked man will be visiting you soon
lebron told me he gonna kill everyone in the stadium if lakers dont win
then he said "just kidding"
I am taking my talents to twit/sp/
>40-39 in the 1st quarter
love the MemeBA
mirin those deals tbh
that one dollar was spent so the world could know
THE WORLD HAD TO KNOW DAMN IT
there's some adjustment to be expected with new players but just lmao at bullock
ur making me jealous
dam niqqa im seein dem 3 meat treats nowaimsayin?
can confirm. some qt flipino at my local LC joint
this is what the lil c brotherhood is all about
That is my cousin son
the commercials are back to being twice as loud as the show, I thought they made that illegal a few years ago
he always been here nigga
mountain time zone master race
the current FCC made everything legal
more importantlyWHY ISN'T HE SUPPORTING THE SALT LAKE STALLIONS
i question this statement
make them change it back
you cant question anything
remember when we had flags and utah"bro" had the beehive state flag?
mike trout to phillies he's sitting courtside again
i lik red dick
mike who? oh wait this is BASKETBALLL
dominican republic ball
spics are just spanish niggers
the israel sticker makes it
thats why i said i lik red dick
jews are responsible for all of the worlds problems and I can mathematically prove it
that curves is a good place to hit on recovering fat chicks
banks are racast to oranges
if they gave wichita or kansas city a team i would lik it
just support stl in the xfl next year
i'd rather get throat cancer
you're gunna get throat cancer when im done with mah gock
AAF wont survive to last another season
anyone eat any lit candles today?
SIMMONS TOOK A 3
NORTHEAST GETS NOTHING
i don't think i've ever seen a player get called for an offensive foul for kicking their leg out on a 3
i honestly thought it wasn't even in the rulebook
it's newly extra enforced this year or last year, it's called a decent bit
>>987980>Be Jimmie Johnson the bazillion time champion>wreck everyone>nascar conveniently calls the race due to rain>win because nascar wont penalize a bazillion time champion for wrecking everyone to win a race
why do we even watch this rigged shit anymore?
christ and this is considered an "sport" in burgerland?
still beats the 2 hours of parade laps in f1
kuzma 37 points oh my god
did only 5 people finish the race?
i lik stevie wonder
something like that, all but 3 were involved
>mavericks beat trail blazers
i lik dat
you are my friend
>>988005>960x540>no clever filename>not saying something cold, witty yet provocative
try harder next time
>>988006>wichita state nigger player of the week
that wasnt a confession of your undying love
lebron been havin a hissy fit the last few minutes
did they pay him?>>988014
is he flailing his arms like a sissy and jumpin up and down?
the question is why not? and now you have no answer.
because this was supposed to be impossible to squeeze toothpaste into another toothpaste bottle but they did it
the absolute madmen
I guess you could say I'm starting to connect all the dots
it is the worst gif ever made
saw this guy down by the buck o neil bridge sucking off dudes for royals tickets
but those are worth less than $5
>>988039>Clippers are the best team of LA
trent richardson still sucks
those tits dont lie
good win fur da ice burrs
mike singleberry hangry
why aren't they treating her like a cute girl?
what's attendance been like at these games
imagine being this jewish
i sense an ashkenazi presence
orlando and san antonio over 20k
that's pretty gud for the first game
not even as much as mls
it's good compared to hockey and basketball though
memphis touchdragon called back
>>988068>major league faggotry
they are called touchdowns, not touchdragons.
I pledge alliance to the Alliance of American Football.
whatever, I'll watch the bowl and maybe some playo ff games
can they give each other kisseys
whoever is the least valuable player gets dressed up like a girl and has to give kisseys to all the players
>battle of florida
do they accept walk-ons? not asking for myself, i'm asking for my bro who is rally good at football.
lel death to kickers simply by eliminating them out of the game
>start christian hackenberg
>score zero points
all you need to know
so if you're not allowed to rush more than 5 people what are you supposed to do on a goal line play?
you don't blitz on a goaline play where you're expecting a run
ramirez vs zapeda for lightweight title coming up on espn
ugh im gonna have to support phoenixbro's team I guess
ok but you stack the line and if you push back their line and you get 6 people in the backfield is that a penalty on you?
what if the offense does a toss to the outside and the defense had 5 guys rush up the middle, is a defender on the outside allowed to cross the line of scrimmage? seems gay
I love bwc
i don't think any of that would be considered a rush/blitz, could be wrong though
I HAT YELLOW FEVER
yellow fever bro, you've gone too far
there are many such "bros" here
ok trick play, run a reverse and have the guy on the end around throw the ball, you either can't rush him because he's passing and you already rushed 5 guys the other way or it's a penalty
> My flip cousin in the Philippines says that the gay epidemic is getting out of control there. Up to 1/3 of all the males in his high school class were gays, and it was even almost half in the other classes.
Is this twoo mil? Are you gay too or at least gay for money? Your cousin doesn't lie.
hmm, you have a point>>988092
woops i mean jr. welterweight
i'm not a detective per say, but this person's idea of father and daughter relationships seems to deviate drastically from normal behavior, and this may effect lifestyle choices she makes in the future.
maduro is killing the wrong people
more boxing time. hopefully it lasts longer than one round
(he should be killing gay people instead of drugdealers)
fisting is gay budy
>>988107>you will never be the boy that saves her
he should be doing 'both'
i love that i see the letter N and my first reaction is to add an I to it
ahh, what a sweet girl. classy, too.
are you good at scrabble?
LETS HOPE THE MEXICAN GETS KNOCKED OUT FIRST ROUND AGAIN
maduro is in venezuela you dumbshit
friend of sportschan rodrigo duterte is the president of the phillipines
are you still doing that hand thing?
oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops
no oops, now you two have to fight
I dialed up my buddy rodrigo
this nigger is taken care of
GO MASHED POTATOES
beltran's son looks like a queer
ref is such a rulecuck
how many jews you reckon that thing will take out?
thick skulled mexcians and nigger
is your footblister better? ;_;
And Thats A Good Thing. Here's Why:
WHY IS IDRIS ELBA SINGING LIKE THIS WTF
ironic, since its an Israeli parts kit>>988139
not yet, im just heating up the stock and covering it with baking soda to get most of the oil out, then i'll steam it in a little>>988141
but I want assbro to take a picture like this
I have it on good authority that assbro may not be a bro
round 9 prediction: mexican wins
HOTSHOTS GAME IS STARTING
GO TO NFL NETWORK NOW
i won ya know i want the biggest fight next ya know like i try to get him with the hook but he got the reach ya know. we win ya know.
i like the hotshots tonka truk colors
someone get this hotshot outta here
i want nude pics NOW
why am I watching AAF on NFL network?
AAF is not NFL
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BOX FOR CITIZENSHIP
nah they should fight to the death like the good ole days
letting the ring whorbs fight instead would be more entertaining tbh
hotshots are hotshotting
I think the spic is winning
HOTSHOTS DOING IT
HOTSHOTS DOING THANGZ
lol kickers deleted from the game
>phoenixbro didn't go to the game
Im expecting you all to attend GHOSTfest this year
only if its inside my house because its dangerous outside going outside will result in bad things happening
wtf u doin hotshoots
forgot how comfy Tombstone is
don't be a bitch RT:@988193
just pretend i did that right
tombstone pizza is crap get lil c
HOT SHOTS DONG WEW
1,000,000 /sp/ points available to the first one who operates successful jihad on a Hamburger Mary's location
stallions finna get BTFO
i don't know about this. do they have tasty burgers?
they have a lot of tube steak
never had a tube steak. is there a customary way of ingesting such a device?
fightis picking up O M G
i missed the end of the fight i was eating spaghetti
crushed that negroman.
did you get it at hamburger marys?
its spaghetti (not hamburger marys)
they don't serve spaghetti there like they do at burgerking?
please stop talking. I ate spaghetti
I'm sorry. just you guys really stress me out I just wanna share my dish with you and you start asking me about burger places and no i ate spaghetti i didnt eat burger king
need more people like that one nigger boxer saying shit on live tv again
that was me, but ever sense >>988214
i'm all like 🤐
hamburger marys is a degenerate hellhole sportschan must end it
spaghetti is at every restaurant in the phillipines even mcdonalds
are you in the phillipines?
how is everyone's faygo today?
what kind of meat ball?
im not sure, I'll tell you when I bite into it
the meatball gets eaten last
it's a beef meatball
they just played snap yo fingers do tha step at the orlando magic game
finally after all these months someone listened
Order it without salt on the crust.
a great city to exterminate gays in
quick rundown on AAF?
NO MORE NIGGERS WEEEEEEEEW
madison huble looks like she would be very passionate in bed
you look like you would be passionate in bed. So get undressed and get in my bed NOW
im the type of nigga to kiss from your neck to your gock and wink at you
*yawn* time to all get in the sportschan long bed and go to sleep until 8 am when we watch cricket
tomorrow's monday. dont you have to be at your job like a normal person?
yes I have to fulfill my sportschan post quota
>mqc i have monday off due to board meetings all day
now you can post on sportschan for free!
okay shut up, no need to get so excited
It's mandatory sleep time /sp/ everyone go to bed right now
nows not the time for sleep, that comes later
you might be able to watch the 1080p replays. some goods stuff
>philly cheesesteak pizza from papa johns
SPORTSCHAN FOOD REVIEW NOW
any sports happening soon or is it really bed time after this heat game?
You should be in bed right now friend
WAKE UP EVERYONE
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO EVERY SLEEPING SPORTSCHAN USER
This evac site is getting hit hard
are there snacks in there?
too much effort for papa js
ugh its so hard to follow foregin leagues for baseball though :'(
CR snapped his fingers and did the step all by himself
you mean just like thanos in the super hero thing omg CR IS LITERALLY A SUEPR VILLLIAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH XD
WE GOT RISP
11 days until spring training in the based cactus league
looks like something from 8 oz. mouse
i'd rather be celibate than get an indians sloppy seconds.
id imagine there would be shit in that slop
>hitting 500 replies on a sunday
everyone is at church
alina is such a dumb cunt
literally only pretends to like japan because evgenia loves it and she wants to steal that from her too like she did the gold
HOME RUN HAI HAI
I want this picture to be destroyed…
I was told I could only watch live sports
NIGGER GOT A HOMER
what is that pokemon in the top left?
lady's tits are perfect. unlike her terrible health ;_;
i dont want to SEE anything. I DEMAND secret knowledge.
i want to kiss that thing
the dragon in the top left or the player?
the oekaki. homo thugs get the rug.
you haven't gived it kisseys yet? are you shy?
i want to kiss the dragon but i dont want /sp/ to know it was my idea
is that lady a hundred?
ISIS claims responsibility for deleting all of my nba playoff predictions
how much for a first class ticket?
just woke up from a nap, ready to get my day started with some sports
it's literally 2 am
it's literally 11:06pm real time.
you have to stop bullying me>>988363
how else am I gonna watch japanese preseason baseball?
Wo their playing music from Mad Max Feminist Road
if anyone calls me a flyover when mlb season starts im inviting flamesbro here
fukuda? no fuck you dad!
okay. just don't take all my sperms. i hate that ;_;
lots of kings fans tonight…..
bad whorb let them boomers live
wadina pls. YOU'RE A BOOMER TOO
watever bish be ther at 8 when i pick u up