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I just realized I have a LOT more space on this server than I originally thought
I have increased the file size limit to 75MB.

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The hour is upon us. Final preparations and tests occur here.


So expanding my mod scope to the entire site staff, they have about 50 mods. I'll be recording their online status for the next several days to find the least active period. the past few hours haven't been promising, with the lowest online count so far being 3, for about 4 minutes.


looks like ~10:20pm PST is the start of off hours. below 3 mods online consistently, and a 9 minute period with 1 mod on.
after i get a couple days worth of data i'll post some graphs of the mod activity


0/56 mods online at 10:55pm
3 minutes so far.


looks like theres a ~15 minute gap between when the american mods are going to sleep, the european mods are getting up / going to work, and the aussies cunts are maybe commuting or something
im expecting this to be the only gap. unless all american mods are west coasters, in which there might be another gap in 4 or 5 hours


fucking fortuitous timing, someones posting nudes of another user in one of the boards
perfect to check the mod response time


25 minute response time


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heres the girl whos nudes were getting posted
she's got a real downy face but her bodies not bad


>25 minute response time
they dont stand a chance
in 25 mins you could singlehandedly destroy their site


Looks like i was right. Theres another downturn around that time, however it doesn't last as long. 0 mods online for 2 minutes.


i'd pound that downy puss tbh


she looks really tired tbf


what if MAL has a backup like duder did on 76chan?


what if.


i read one of her posts and she reminds me of my arson ex-gf
it basically was her bahing about "people irl hate me, dont trust me etc and i push others away" basically all the red flags i've learned over the years that indicates that someone is a legitimately evil person
im such a sucker tho. way too empathetic for my own good. even tho i know this is a horrible person my heart is still bleeding. Never Again Tho.


shaddap queer


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literally dont ever tell me what to do ever again
cleaned out my car and found a whole fucking box of love letters that i forgot about. big oof


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okay but who's your pick for winning the world series this year?


whats that one team with the blackface mascot?


why is this overweight man yelling at me and my gf???


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can you proof that?


>tfw no Marisa Tomei gf


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she aint ur gf no more


you edgy little cunt i'll knock your fucking teeth out say that one more time i dare you


get over here big guy


On sunday or monday night i'll post the mod watch bot's data.

I'll also work on refining the globalfight bot just a little..


Mal here we are aware of your activities and will be taking over your sportschan am is ours now. You messed with the wrong cowboys kiddo now let's see how you handle a world of anime


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L-leave me alone! Baka!


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Are webcomics an anime?


theyre generally gay so yea


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isnt that the one made by the guy who turned out to be a gay pedophile?
or was that megatokyo?


wait is this the guy who wanted to borrow a tampon from some chick in the bathroom?


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yes sir, defcon 3!


naw the only real controversy with them is they made a rape joke like 5-6 years ago and pretty much after that they haven't been as funny or edgy. They're based out of seattle, and their comic is longer their bread and butter. They run those PAX conventions and do a bunch of soyboy shit.


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crush him.




i hat romulins


why is this coon our leader if he can't even stand up to a bigger coon


>implying this isn't part of the plan
CR is using the money from the lawsuit to finance a coup d'etat in Venezuela


sportschan special intelligence trying to access community not hacker bro
what is this thread? Seems confusing to me. I thought this place would be a little more SJW dominated.



stop with the CBT let's pull it already


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why do you care? you're literally posting with an anon who promotes white genocide


it by and large is. theres a huge number of third worlder communists and genetic duds who post on MAL, and have the ear of da mods


aint nothin wrong with dat


just as long as theres a nigger genocide and a chink genocide and arab genocide and erryone else too
i believe in equality
and genocide


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so whatever happened to the charts of mod activity?


currently have a little over 10000 data points. tomorrow night is when it hits the 7 day mark
i could upload what i have up until now, i guess. it'd be really nice if one of you guys with Excel could manipulate it. i know theres a tool to import text and define a delimiter. - in this case.


>be supportive of some troon on MAL
>call her a he-she
>apologize when she gets upset and refer to her as it
i love trolling fags on that site its too easy


I'm Sorry Everyone, I Love to Fuck


what if porn title bot liked to fuck?


what if porn title bot was a gril?


Is this possible?


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it wasn't running as long as i though
i still have 1 more day to run out the week
they basically run from midnight to midnight (CST)
actually 11:45PM (CST) but close enough
You can see theres at least 2 times in the early morning each day that theres a mod gap
its not as consistent, or as long as i would like
but it is a daily occurence, at least.
They all occur between the times of 12:22AM - 2:25AM (CST)


huh, didnt expect that tbh
looks like the best time to do it is on the weekend, sunday specifically. id have expected the week to be more of a lull, but i guess the NEET hotpockets dont see it that way.

the regularity seems kind of all over the place, but one thing i can see is that it seems when the mods see that theres more than like 4-6 of em, a couple will take it as a sign to change shifts. more often than not this seems to cascade into more of them logging off than they should, sometimes leading to a complete dropout.

what i would do is wait for this weekend, sunday probably, and wait for a peak or set some sort of alert for a peak above 4 mods. when you see that, prep the cannons, maybe do a quick mic check on that delisted board, to see if errytangs working, and wait w ur finger on the trigger, and see if this peak cascades into a total lull. the moment you see that lull, blast em

also wtf am i lookin at with this x axis? total hours runtime?


also, also, do you have a way to overlay a short-period SMA or EMA (simple/exponential moving average) of these plots? should help clean up those fuck awful, noisy looking charts. might also be helpful to have a longer period EMA on there as well, to quickly be able to see the general low point of any given day. this should make it so you dont have to sit there all day, and can plan for a certain time to be ready to watch for a couple hours

but either way, i think waiting for a specific time might be a fucking crapshoot and not worth the effort. waiting for a "cascade" might be the best bet. of course that means you might have to just vigilantly watch all day, on day of operations (unless we get those EMA/SMAs). but it doesnt seem to have any real regularity unsurprisingly, as NEETs are not known for regularity in their work ethic, so i think trying to collect data on it to time it out exactly will be fruitless and ultimately, wrong.

cant think of this like trading stonks. it looks more like the fucking VIX. as such, we need to short the spike (ie ready the cannons), then wait for our target 0 active mods and flip long (ie activate the automated /sp/eehadi swarm). mid day sunday 6000 is the best time weve seen all week, but like i said, given the way these charts look, i dont think we can depend on that lull coming with any kind of regularity tho the general timeframe might be helpful to look out for imo


I made them in google docs. I could make it a scatter plot and do some stuff to clean them up but I cant be assed to.
Youre overcomplicating this. I just have to set a few if statements to check if the time is in between the right hours, and if the mod online number is 0. It can all be automated
the question is how to record the aftermath


oh and x axis is just the total curl requests made. youll notice it increases by date. they roughly represent a minute a piece. I have their corresponding times in a spreadsheet


>Youre overcomplicating this
its fun tho ;_;
im just saying, these peaks where a couple mods get on, see some other mods online, and then they all decide "meh, these other guys got this" seems to be the only real explanation behind why this chart looks like this. i mentioned that other stuff because i have the feeling its not gonna be exactly the same time on any given week. but if you got a way to automate it in some range, thats a way better idea

>corresponding times in a spreadsheet

dat 6k lull on sunday is the best we got by far, when was that?
either way, sunday looks like the day for sure imo. average of about 3-4 mods as opposed to 5-6 on weekdays/saturday


no I disagree
early morning period as described is best and most consistent
and its not even like they're organized like that, your peaks and dips are just people checking MAL periodically. The reason it'll dip to 0 around those times is because most everyone is sleepin or workin. Its actually fairly consistent, there's a two dip pattern that occurs on most days around that time


did hospice anon ever end up watching cowboy bebop?
such an overrated series tbh


>and its not even like they're organized like that, your peaks and dips are just people checking MAL periodically
i git it now
no wonder its so spiky, w the x axis being curl requests, not time
i was confus


i mean, its almost synonymous with the time being 1 min increments. the reason its all choppy like that is because the user count doesn't tend to change minute to minute, so you'll get multi-minute flat lines


ok im thinking this will go down sometime early next week. that gives time to get all my ducks in a row and do this smoothly
in the mean time, maybe some ideas about how to cause alarm fatigue in the MAL IRC and also how to capture the events of the raid remotely.
im thinking i'll probly try and get site users to direct content either here, or to a centralized account where it can be collected without fear of being lost


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ok here's the complete weeks worth of activity
im gonna edit the training data for the global fight bot a bit, then do some dry runs this weekend to make sure all the logic is gtg


didja fire any test shots yet?


i haven't forgotten, its juts been a busy school week


school has gotten really busy since second mid terms are all in the week before spring break


we're done with you. jayhawkbro is going to be taking over this operation now.


No prob dude.


Daily reminder that i haven't forgotten but i also need to study for my thermodynamics midterm


no problem bro. is this whole NZ situation going to change things? I mean, larping as islamic terrorist would be potent… perhaps too much so.


fuck no, i dont give a fuck bout that


this. sportschan needs to consider optics


>larping as islamic terrorist would be potent… perhaps too much so.
Converting weebs into white nationalists because muh weeb site was raided, wew


fuck your optics
im going in
>sportschan commits this attack as revenge for the slaying of our brothers in NZ


It actually would be something to consider this time. At least delaying a bit. If we strike too soon you never know if the internet outrage will strike. The very nature of shitposting itself is now under scrutiny now.


Lol newfag moralfag just plain fag itll be fine


dude how many times do i have to say this i dont care.
im not doing anything illegal. i couldn't care less about these weebs feelings


>tfw was excited for MAL raid
>tfw neighbor sharing innernet moves out suddenly
>apply for new, fiber connection
>ruh-roh, a wild waiting list has appeared
>tfw spend two weeks in the dark, sad i missed the fun
>tfw return to sportschan and it hasnt happened yet


*screw your optics
refer to https://archive.is/soMag


I'm gonna rape you into submission


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n-not again!?!


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i only lik sportchinamime muhself.



ok i had my last in person midterm today
i have more stuff to do tomorrow… and im supposed to be doing an IRR check in but those dumb fags never sent me my orders to get on base sooooo
ive got the time to set this up and get it going


Based I'm ready


can't do the raid this wweek. march madness and im really busy making sure my brakcets are looking good and posting a lot on sportschan. dont have time for raid. maybe later


omfg you better not be the fucking guy


i dont roll like that


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translate this


"hello, I am a soldier"
"oh? I'm also a soldier but im wearing a lighter shade of green, whats your name friend?"



>not knowing the correct text flow direction


Why does hinata look retard see in that kaki?

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