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Another certified hood classic from Yuji Naka


What's going on with this game? Heard there's some controversy about it or something


The game is really shit, also they had to patch the game because the final boss gave people seizures


>What's going on with this game? Heard there's some controversy about it or something

It's bad anon


And I mean really really bad


So it's essentially a shitty Mario Odyssey rip-off? Seems like 99% of these cases where a famous developer goes independent and makes their own games end up being complete shit


im having a pretty good laugh thinking of some kid playing this and beating only to have the game basically tell the kid to go fuck men
i imagine that would make some of them drop video games forever and be better off for it


>So it's essentially a shitty Mario Odyssey rip-off?

With 0 of the charm and fun. Pretty much this.

>Seems like 99% of these cases where a famous developer goes independent and makes their own games end up being complete shit

The dev was the guy who made Sonic and Nights into Dreams. And he hasn't made much since.

This was allegedly his last chance to impress Sega so he stayed in the company or something like that


>This was allegedly his last chance to impress Sega so he stayed in the company
Sounds like some overexaggerated story or something tbh. Jap devs always seem to keep people around who were important in their history. For example Miyamoto is still in a job despite doing basically nothing besides supervising the younger teams occasionally. Though Konami fired Kojimbo so I guess it's still a possibility


apparently kojima is like nip shyamalan where he made a couple of good things that inflated his ego beyond belief and turned him into an insufferable retard that only makes money sinks


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Yeah, I like the guy's games but he's clearly self-obsessed as fuck with the way he plasters his name all over everything. Dude even fucking quotes himself all over his office.


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lol did that pic actually happen? that quote is dumb as fuck it comes off like one of those tyson pics talking about counting a lot of pennies


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found it


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Pretty much yea, he seems desperate to be seen as some kind of philosopher or some shit


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Damn… really makes you think


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MGS2 was already pretty gay as it is tbh


Ok, this isn't really funny anymore tbh. He's still better than most people *cough Keiji Inufane


>MGS2 was already pretty gay as it is tbh

He didn't really want to make MGS2. Everything that happens inside that game is deliberate.

You can look at vid related for reference in the MGS2 section of it. Kojima trolled all of us, and we didn't even notice.


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We are just getting it all out now while it is still acceptable to call him an overrated hack, his next game could end up being GOAT and we'll all have to praise him again


Not saying his games are bad or anything (I even enjoyed his recent walking simulator Featuring Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead™ series) but the guy is just kinda pretentious


he could make nothing but pure gold and his quotes would still be retarded as fuck and i would still mock him
unfortunately he hasnt made much gold lately but he still spouts dumbfuck phrases so i think i'll keep shitting on him tyvm


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arigaytoe for noticing my mistake simp pie


>leather clubs two blocks down


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it still hurts bros


They're usually the ones who hog all the credits tho.


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>tfw his death scenario was actually much worse than just a lifeless corpse


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t. trannime fans on prom night




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Infamously bad trailer for Mighty No. 9


>like a moon man and i love it
oh shit is this fag game secretly /our/ game??


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Atta white pigsu, Kojima did everything on each MGS and didn't throw tantrums when they told him to go fuck himself.


>Atta white pigsu
What did he mean by this


I'm somewhat sceptical about those "Fukushima was the secret mastermind behind MGS bro trust me" theories, seems to be entirely just /v/ speculation


his role is probably a little overblown but every game he was absent for being absolute clusterfucks or straight up retarded in terms of writing isnt just a coincidence
also death stranding has one of the dumbest stories i have ever come across outside of fanfiction and that was pretty much all kojimbo


That game needed an script editor for Kojima. Like an entire team


R.I.P Aniki :(


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We should really have a gachimuchi thread here. It's been a while.


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I actually thought some of the lore and worldbuilding in Death Stranding was pretty decent if you read through the text logs, but yeah the story and characters were mostly retarded. Same thing with MGSV and the cassette tapes. I guess he really just needs another guy to limit his autism and that's probably what Fukushima was doing from MGS 1-3.


its been said many times before but i think it was basically the vidya version of the george lucas scenario where iwojima was an autistic ideas guy who has a lot of genuinely gud thoughts interspersed with a bunch of ludicrously stupid thoughts that a 5 year old would grimace at and it took a whole team of people (and not just fukushima) who would tell him hes a dumbass straight to his face and filter out the retarded shit
then after the franchise exploded the tard wrangler team slowly left and got replaced with dick suckers and the autist who serves as the face of it all got up his own ass


make one then


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thats a gud one thank you


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so is yours


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fukushima seemed to be what grounded kojimbo. without him, its just been retocn after retocn and retard low-rent shamylamylalamylan-tire """"plot-twists""""
who knows how much writing he actually did? and since kojima seems perfectly comfortable to never talk about him ever again, in order to cultivate a cult of personality around himself, well prolly never know

the only real litmus test >we have is the one MGS game that kojima didnt work on at all, but fukushima did the GBC one. its not what id call "realistic", but imo its a much better plot than most of the MGS series imo


it looks tedious af tbh
id rather play vicky 2 or CK2 if i was trying to zone out for a real long time


It works pretty well as one of those "turn off your brain bro" kinda games as long as you ignore the dumbass cutscenes, especially the fucking 2 hour long ending. Thankfully it's mostly gameplay which is rare for a Kojimbo game


>2 hour long ending
i thought that was a yim




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Post more gachimuchi please


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I am looking for 2 gachimuchi videos. One titled "Nico Nico Video Ginza" and one titled "Kirby Superstar 69". Does anyone have a copy of these?


it's real

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