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Yes, it's one of those school where they teach Marxism 101
i just wanna see him take ten minutes to slowly saunter onto a stage in front of a silent crowd full of anticipation take another ten minutes to sit down and wiggle around until hes as comfortable as he can get slowly raise the mic to his mouth as he loudly wheezes until another ten minutes passes before he finally catches his breath and begins to utter his speech "half life thr-"
and the chair collapses underneath him and he dies of a heart attack on the ground after paralyzing himself from the half foot droop directly onto his geriatric tailbone
Schools are the only place they won't bother him about Half-Life 3, because zoomers don't know what Half-Life is >>1559