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Nintendo Gigaleak thread. Lugi has been fully restored as well, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL4z43MLBeQ

Pastebin taken from 4/v/: https://pastebin.com/XyRs7Qkf


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Hopefully this speeds up progress with the OoT decompilation. I've been playing the Mario 64 one with some mods and it looks pretty great without going full HIRE THIS MAN tier


>OoT decompilation
pill me


Pretty much the same thing as the Mario 64 one. It's still work in progress but we got some OoT source code in the leak so hopefully it speeds up a little


p based
ill never understand whats the point of companies just hoarding all their old source codes for 20yo games anyways tbh
seems like more often than not, they end up fucking losing them silent hill hd comes to mind. might as well let the kids that are this interested in it learn from it imo


Same shit happened with FF7 iirc. They had to reverse engineer the whole game when they made the recent PC port




Looks like OoT for PC is actually happening soon™


same reason disney keeps renewing old af copyrights they dont use anymore its to keep it from going public domain and to prevent people from making money off of it or worse distributing it for free


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nintendo fans are somethin else, I tell ya hwat.


videogaming is a long term investment as you can see


>SMW compiled beta sprites can be found at DeviantArt and Tumblr
<No Mariowiki, not even the tcfr articles were updated.
The current state of archiving.


i just saw a recent vid on this actually
maximum jewry at hand here
literally the same guy who caused the 80s coin bubble and 90s comic bubble

guy must play golf with the entire FTC or something

>muh "absolute legends" guy

yea i know but he did some decent digging here
idk if they can even sue him for """"slander"""" seeing how he has them dead to rights auctioning and rating their own games, then buying them back to pump the market


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>Leaks that cost millions to Ninty
>Much more interesting projects than any of the shitstains they've been rubbing on the store
I'd feel bad over the remaining good guys on the industry, but then I remember they're the same seething gooks who are willing charge you up the ass if given the chance. Fun fact: Animal Crossing game app got pulled from Belgium's appstore after approving a law that forbids microtransactions.


Dats a good video. Watched it yesterday.

Im going to be investing in Funko Pops. By the year 2050, Ill be a Funko Pop Trillionaire.


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As much as people complain about Nintendo fans I can at least appreciate how their level of autistic dedication leads to shit like these PC port projects and top tier emulation


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>that picture

Are you raly The Quentin of /v/? Are you still around posting around /v/ boards?


No pretty sure he got v& or some shit lol


It's like places that brag about their freedom of speech end up banning a good chunk of their userbase.


yes 4chan arrested him for threatening to shoot up a school lol


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>For the first time ever: N64 roms will have online multiplayer
<Yet you won't own a thing, be happy about it.
Of course it would take them 2 generations to finally greenlit such thing.


I thought it would've been a nice feature until finding out you have to pay extra for them


Bro I've been playong N64 netplay for over a decade what you on about?


first time in an official capacity ofc niptendo would shut down as much of this type of stuff as possible then release their own shitty version when almost all interest has died down


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>would shut down as much of this type of stuff as possible then release their own shitty version when almost all interest has died down
And yet they still bullshit about it.


that Mario 99 thing was fun for like 10 minutes until people found out you could cheat with inspect element


My main problem is that Nintendo debooonked the fact they plagiarized a fanmade game and instead they were inspired by the Tetris one, that shit alone summoned many nintentards to the rescue and outmatch anyone who dares to bring out that their overlord gooks are so afraid that anyone can shit out a much more creative concept than the stale games they've coming up lately.


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>It's all fun and games, but the leaks cost them billions.
Damn, haha.


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Wtf, how will Iwata react if he was with us…?


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>Yet you won't own a thing, be happy about it.
based and Buddhist pilled


makes me kek when /pol/tards talk about how based and redpilled Japan is, irl they're probably even more of a consumerist shithole than USA


How is this even a crime who is even the victim here? I swear Japanese people are literally retarded they have no problem with making anime filled with fan service for pedophiles but the second someone hacks Pokémon they get arrested.


Their jury is just corrupt as any other Banana Republic, they can rape and murder anyone and get away with it, let alone animes satirizing real life events is scarce.

A couple is already stuck with a million dollar debt for hosting emulator sites, yet Nintendo won't lay a finger on the recent Elon Musk's SNL sketch where they showed unauthorized artwork from their games.


Vidya companies actually have a lot of influence in Japan's government because of how important they are to the economy. I don't know about this particular law but Nintendo are responsible for some similar ones like the banning of console hacking and renting games


2 generations?
n64, gamecube, wii, wii u, switch


you're selling a nintendo product basically without a license to. Nintendo is not "profiting" so to speak off of you re-selling said hacked pokemon. It's the same way they copyright claim people putting videos of them playing games up youtube.


>let alone animes satirizing real life events is scarce.
I feel like this is more to do with escapism than any kind of corrupt government or anything politics-related. Most nips live shitty lives with all the overworking hence why shit like moe and isekai is so popular


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They could've added online features to their N64 roms during the Wii or Wii U era.

Still, I find it hilarious how pirating games is just bad as rape and murder, image if Nintendo send Yakuza goons just to supervise that nobody is emulating their crap.


>image if Nintendo send Yakuza goons just to supervise that nobody is emulating their crap
If Nintendo thought they could get away with it they probably would. Instead they seem content with just taking down all the rom sites.


why so many downvotes though?


I guess people are mad about having to pay extra for 25 year old ROMs (but this is Nintendo fans were talking about so they'll still buy it)
Wouldn't surprise me if the reason for YouTube removing dislikes was due to pressure from big companies so people can no longer express disapproval of their fuckups


isnt it because they killed a fan version of their online play bullshit for said old roms (that probably worked better too)?


Nah netplay stuff is usually built into emulators which Nintendo can't do shit about because it's 100% legal
I think the thing you're thinking about was when Nintendo recently b& some smashfags from holding an official Smelee tournament using Dolphin + netplay because obviously no company would allow that, causing them to chimp out on Twitter and claim it was for charity or some shit


Rising the prices, same shitty services now with SEGA's licencing; fans are not taking it lightly and decided to throw tantrums, literally the manchild from Reddit beating the shit out of his girlfriend with joycons. Also:


i hat nintendo but i applaud them for that one tourneyfaggots are like half the reason video game communities are generally insufferable they deserve to be squished under nintendos wooden nippon sandal thing with the one board in the middle that they balance on or whatever its the way of the lawyer samurai


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No matter how hard Nintendo rapes them, they still wave their tails to their gook overlords. If this was any other company they would definitely frown upon anything they do, like the time Rockstar got exposed for crunching their employees during RDR2 development or Blizzard (the other company with loyal retards).


i know that im just glad they actually went after an insufferable group of trannies instead of some rando fanboy that made something neat


Yeah tourneyfags have basically ruined the whole fightan genre with their bullshit tbh. Everything is made to cater towards their no fun allowed shit and it's impossible to enjoy the games online when you know you're gonna spend 90% of the time getting rekt by tryhard autists with too much free time. I always thought Smash would be safe considering it's a kid's party game plus Soccerguy famously hates tourneyfags but Ultimate caters a lot to them since it's where all the money is these days


>Fucked over attention seeking trannies
>Also fucked over a youtuber because he offended minorities with shitty plushie videos
The lawyers should switch roles with the creative minds, they keep outstanding themselves every time.

Since the 3ds/Wii U is when they tried to cater tourneyfags by adding omega stages instead of anything else, just at the last moment when the Wii U sales were stagnating and Nintendo was in deep shit with their investors.


>Also fucked over a youtuber because he offended minorities with shitty plushie videos
lol wut? give me a quick rundown


>based and redpilled
between germany, japan, and the states i'm not sure which population is more thoroughly mkultra'd
japanese are some of the most naive slurpers of "official narratives" that i've known, narrative that is generally the same as in the west since their gov is a dc thrall
i guess its probably genetic in part and related to the well-known conformism also observed in the koreas or china
so certainly not very "redpilled"
BUT for reasons of geography (island country), history (being the only victims of arguably unnecessary nuclear attacks), and military-strategy (serving as an extension of the us in the northern pacific in opposition of russia/china/bestkorea) japan got a much more lenient treatment than germany and has been thus able to keep a high degree of ethnic homogeneity and some degree of traditional culture despite the imposed/imported liberalism
can you imagine germany being allowed to pay ritual homage to ww2 "war criminals"? yet japan does so and the west just looks the other way
thus "based" in some respects


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Looks like it's actually finished now, wonder how much longer until we get a working port?


No one tell nintendo. This is going to get shutdown before they can properly release it just watch.


nipdildo's lawyers prolly already knew about it if they havent been taken down by now then whoever is working on it has been real gud about opsec


Nah it's 100% legal like the SM64 port they can't do shit. And even if they could the source code is already out there now so it could just go ahead unofficially


Even if they want to shut down the whole internet for not getting a penny, they can't, their leaked data already spread like the plague. Expect many SMW beta recreations.


What if I tell you the time when Super Mario Odyssey's developers started a reddit subforum only to get bombarded with the most retarded questions you could think of.


pls tell i need a bedtime story to fall asleep


I thought the whole Mario's nipples thing was pretty funny tbh


I've never heard of this before. Please share.


>5 years since Metroid Prime 4 was announced
>3 years since the project was scrapped and restarted
>they haven't even hired all the staff yet


Speaking on Nintendo faggotry, I remember hearing about a ccd0 talk by the 3ds reverse engineering team about how the got stalked by Nintendo goons. Does anyone have a link to this or am I just remembering it wrong?


I don't have a link but yeah I remember something like that. They hired private investigators to try and find some reason to incriminate him, and also offered him old prototype consoles and trips to Japan as bribes to try and make him stop working on it. iirc he ended up getting arrested for being a pedo anyway


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you guys ready for literally fucking nothing?


ive STILL never seen a nintendo switch irl


where do you live im in the middle of fuckin nowhere and i saw some kid walking around the closest grocery store gawking at one


Basically Xenoblade 3 + a bunch of shit nobody cares about
Also new DLC for a 9 year old game lol


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I think Xenoblade 3 also falls into the category of shit nobody cares about, never heard anyone except diehard tendies talk about that series.


i believe it
nintendo is str8 yakuza, and their bread and butter is hardware. theyve been autisticly screeching about emulation for basically as long as its been around, and the 3DS specifically is loaded with tons of exclusives they can re-sell digitally for full-price down the road
thats a lotta potential moneys for almost zero effort

if the idea of one of the larger vidya companies hiring PIs to stalk a potential threat to their shekels seems improbable, then id like to remind you that they literally car-crashed gunpei yokoi over virtual boy losses, as well as creating the wonderswan


is it even any good?
its one of those jarpigs you hear about a LOT, but its only ever been on gay consoles ive never even considered owning
now i gots a h@xx3d 3DS and just been tryin random shit radiant historia is actually p fun. fun battle system but i still cant bring myself to waste all that SD card space just for one game that ill prolly never play


there's also some oldfags who started with Gears and Saga but half of those are probably LARPing
They're overrated but worth a play if you're into JRPGs. I think of 1 as being kinda like a more modern Chrono Trigger because it's pretty much a basic bitch shonen JRPG but executed really well, while 2 is more like those PS1 JRPGs with robots everywhere and a bunch of existentialism copied from Evangelion.
If you can I'd recommend playing it on Dolphin or Switch though because there's a focus on big open landscapes that don't work as well on a tiny 3DS screen


the first one and GBA


Days of Ruin has an actually good story


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Of course, to experience amazing writing that even Bioware and Interplay at their peak could never accomplish


In fairness that scene was intentional cringe


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their games were full of dumb shit like that though


tbh id probably find that funny if i was a little younger and way less bitter in general. not >>5660 so much tho but ive always disliked lol i hav crush xD type humor
still neither of these seem that bad to me it may be lame but its not some retarded very thinly veiled political garbage being swung about as a joke in the middle of what is mainly childrens entertainment


Yeah I just thought it was a bit disingenuous to post a joke scene out of context as if it represents the writing of the entire game, especially when the point of the first one was basically being ironic and taking a jab at weebs. Not that I think Xenoblade games are masterpieces or anything but underneath all the hentai character designs and epick anime battle cutscenes they have some interesting concepts imo


i never played any xenoblade games what would you compare it to? this is a vary serious question any bad answers will be met with dismissal and molestation


Plot-wise? it's your typical "group of teenagers go on an adventure and kill God with the power of friendship" kind of deal so pretty much any other JRPG. Gameplay-wise it kind of does it's own thing, there's a live battle system that basically involves stacking status effects and then inflicting big damage with chain attacks, okay enough but gets kinda boring after 70 hours tbh


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I think this is what you're thinking of, it was in the gigaleak


ok i wont dismiss that but youre still questin' for a molestin'


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>New Nintendo direct
>Mario Kart DLC update recycling tracks from the shitty phone game
>Mario Strikers 3
>Namco finally remembering Klonoa 2 exists
<The rest is just shitty RPG's
No wonder why Yamauchi started questioning the appeal of that tedious and snooze filled genre, it clogs the shit out of any library.


>>Namco finally remembering Klonoa 2 exists
I forgot about that, might have to pick it up since it runs like shit on PCSX2 iirc. Wonder if they'll be able to pick up a new audience who actually plays the games rather than just posting kemoshota porn on \v\


Let's be real, JRPGs are barely even RPGs


Back to Codex


back that ass up


its true though. Some jrpgs are pretty bad


Its not about being bad or not; there are plenty of shitty western rpgs
Codexniggers consider wrpgs and crpgs to be the only "real" RPGs because they're autistic fags who worship d&d imitations


Also a lot of those fags base their definition of an RPG solely on character creation, apparently it's not a real RPG if you aren't allowed to self-insert as your donut steel OC


>wrpgs and crpgs to be the only "real" RPGs
>it's not a real RPG if you aren't allowed to self-insert as your donut steel OC
Didn't say any of that. But I have never played a single JRPG with worldbuilding and player choice as solid as Fallout, Dragon Age, Bloodlines etc. They are more like MMOs where there is story but it's very linear and just there to get you to the next dungeon. I'm happy to be proven wrong if there are JRPGs out there like that.


SMT maybe? not as much roleplaying as some of those you listed but you get to choose between Law/Neutral/Chaos routes


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I don't understand the reasoning behind this. When was there ever not a war happening at some point over the past 20-30 years? And it didn't stop shit like CoD and Battlefield getting released


1. jew ess doing it doesnt count
2. its a vary convenient excuse to use for a lot of other shit that is someone elses fault like collapsing economies or development hell


This game was set to be released in like a month so I doubt it's development hell (chances are it's already finished). Plus Nintendo has been known to be overly sensitive about this kinda shit in the past, like when they cancelled that Direct because of the earthquake in Hokkaido but the companies just revealed their games anyway


i dunno man that was just wild speculation
maybe they had some backlash for niggerwashing random npcs and are going to make them normal again and say its in support of ukraine by making the niggerwashed characters "ukrainian"
prolly not but that would be some top tier corporate trolling


Thats it. We need to nuke Russia now. I could care less about ukraine but now that it's effecting video games we better get involved.


That's so fucking gay


it was about video games from the start bro, Putin was just really fucking pissed about the STALKER 2 NFTs


Putin is a gamer.
The west should have known better then to fuck with him.


just join the war against ukraine to end things faster so they can release it


AdvWars fans can't get a break, but at least they're not alone, the first fucking FE got ported for the Switch internationally plus an official translation over Super Mario Picross and Mother 3.


idk why anyone even wants a Mother 3 translation at this point, the fanmade one is perfectly fine and an official one would get censored to shit (especially nowadays with all the transgender shit)


So the eShop is going to get axed for good next year, last chance to play those lost eCards game on the SMB3 GBA, but it seems Mario vs Donkey Kong case got neglected, just like the Mario Golf and Mario Tennis extra content that could've been unlocked if you own both the home and portable editions.


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OOT PC port is finally out:
Might be worth waiting around until there's more features though


no click ever



game file: stick it in the same folder with soh.exe


Current issues: Need to play in stereo mode or audio will screech til your ears bleed, and if you have issues with framerate or game performing too fast, go to your GPU's control panel and set the process's framerate limit to 30FPS (rather than 20 so the menus can run at a higher framerate), and turn vsync on for the process.

Planned features for this sourceport include:
>Support for all releases of OOT (1.0, 1.1, 1.2, MQ, etcetera.)
>3DS texture and model support
>Online play
>60+ FPS
and more (See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZNIE5xwjsY )

Also planned is a Mario 64 Render96-style mod which will use artstyle-faithful renditions of models and textures, pics 4 and 5 related, sourced from:https://twitter.com/OcarinaRemake/media

Source code: https://github.com/HarbourMasters/Shipwright/


>online play


OoT co-op is already a thing in emulators so I'm guessing they want to just port that over


How does the game compare to the original n64 and 3ds OoT? Can I add an HD filter to the game? And extra quests and monsters?


at the moment it's a pretty barebones port so it isn't much different besides being widescreen, but all that shit you listed will probably get modded in down the line


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>Mario 64 Render96-style mod
I liked the concept of that thing but they went full retard at some point with the whole "muh original textures" thing


yah they didnt seem to realize the developers picked those source textures because they knew theyd be blurry as shit like the ground is clearly supposed to look like dirt not fuckin wood shavings lmao


mario walkin on hashbrowns


Spaghetti floor


wow that looks great!@!


emulator devs are all massive audists, how tf can you release something like this and not realize it looks like shit


uhm its da uhriginal so its clearly wut da daveluppers wunted
you said it yourself theyre autists they dont understand nuance


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>emulator devs
It's not really even that these guys are basically just making a texture pack for the PC port. The idea was to make the game look more like the old Silicon Graphics prerendered artworks like pic related, and they were actually doing an alright job at first. But nowadays it looks like shit


<Eshop confirmed to be shutdown next year
Nintendo confirmed on doubling down to force their costumers on owning nothing and be happy about it, always archive their shitty games when you have the chance.


That's the whole problem with the prevalence of digital purchases, always online, subscription services etc, that servers will always be shut down eventually and a lot of games will be lost to time.
If anything Nintendo is nowhere near the worst offender because their digital games are easy to back up and don't require you to be connected to the internet, so basically the entire Switch library will still be playable in 20-30 years time. While games like Gran Turismo 7, Hitman 3, basically anything with Denuvo (that doesn't get cracked), anything exclusive to PS Plus/Xbox game pass etc will likely end up being lost.


Those prerendered graphics from the mid 90's only look good because of the combination of proper framing and depth of focus. It doesn't work that well in motion, watch 'The mind's eye' animation series to see what I mean. It completely falls apart when the player is given control of the camera.

Back when the xbone launched they were making a big deal about how the console was infinitely powerful due heavy integration to the 'cloud' and used it as an excuse as to why an always online connection was required. All those servers are shut down now and the games that offloaded some computational capability or used cloud computing for some other idiotic feature that was completely unnecessary are all unplayable.




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New version is out with options for 60fps, higher resolutions and a bunch of other shit


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oh fug latest leaks out


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now THIS is based


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yeah, I hope more n64 games get decompiled


There's a bunch of them being worked on right now:
I think the Goldeneye one even has a few of the original devs working on it. The OoT port guys are also working on some other stuff too (Minish Cap is nearly finished and MM probably won't be far behind since it's the same engine as OoT)


>Satire news
Got me there for a second, but then Nintendo can do whatever they want even repeat Bethesda mistakes.


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New Pogeyman trailer coming tomorrow. Wonder which mons they're cutting this time?


>You read that right, Trannies.


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>Nintendo's E3 presentation this year is a fucking partner showcase
Zeldafags are gonna be mad lol. Also those old memes about Metroid Prime 4 releasing in 2024 are looking pretty likely nowadays


im still waitin on that R18 metroid game


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>biggest announcement in the direct was a port of a PS3 game
wew lad looks like Switch is gonna be dead for a while


>Metroid Prime 4
that would imply Metroid Prime 3 was ever released :^)


pretty sure there's that flash game with Samus getting fucked by a charizard


What are you talking about fag?
P5 coming over to the Switch is huge given it was Sony-exclusive before and one of the few games people were actually interested in on the soystation 4
Now that it's going on the Switch is going to sell a genuinely scary amount


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>seething soytendo troon


I wasn't talking about sales but more that there's gonna be a lack of worthwhile games for some time. But honestly I don't understand why so many people were begging for a Switch port because who tf has a Switch as their only gaymen console? You'd either have to be underageb& or some kind of giga NEET


this is the most 4chan tier post I've ever seen on this board tbh fam


its prolly the tranny frowner who occasionally spams that picture of the guy woth a buncha soy bottles


you gotta be dumb in general because last i checked you can already emulate switch games with relative ease


Yeah I'm aware of that but what point are you trying to make? What I mean is that Persona 5 has been playable on PS3/4 and PC (via emulator) for years so it was already accessible to like 90% of gaymers, so the only reason I can see for the portbegging on Twitter is if you're some huge poorfag who only has a Switch


im not tryin to make any point im not the guy you were originally talking to i just wanted to say paying for a switch is dumb dumb behavior


1. Its Nintendo
2. its a popular console
3. its the only handheld/hybrid console available currently
you can, but you can't emulate the Switch's handheld/hybrid nature, which is why people want it for the device
also many normalfags are scared of illegal activity like emulation
keep in mind there's a lot more people who didn't buy shit for their soystations besides GTA/bloodborne/extremely popular game
being accessible doesn't mean the audience will all want it, and emulation isn't ideal for a lot of people


In other news:
>Universal Studios deeply regrets hiring Chris Patt despite Illumination's owner repeating like a broken record that he's perfect.

Yes more bad acting cutscenes because the game is actually aimed for the whole family

Is it really the real Persona or just the shitty spinoff of a spinoff? Also drifting joycons.




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It's like aiding Nintendo when they were sinking was a mistake.


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>game isn't even out yet
>DLC already announced
Kind of a shame because Iwata was against this shit but after his death they just went full jew



no click


>he doesn't click every random onion and obvious CP honeypot link here just to dab on the CIA




Didn't Iwata approve of realising barebones games and sell the rest? Mario Kart 8 was a clear example. Also it seems the backlash towards the new Mario Strikers got tamed once their beloved forgettable waifu got added.


Iwata personally was known to be against the kind of day 1 DLC that's common these days:
>“I think, when the player has exhausted what’s in an existing piece of software, when there are no more challenges and there is nothing more they can do, if we then introduce a new level or a new character—something new for them—we just increased their motivation to want to go back; we’ve also increased the amount of time they’re going to enjoy that software. And one thing Nintendo has determined as a company policy, what we are not going to do is create a full game and then say, ‘let’s hold this back for DLC.’ That’s not our plan. We’re definitely not doing that. It’s an extreme example, but I think there are examples of games where you get that initial purchase—the very core part of the game—and everything else around it is all DLC. However, if you do that I believe customers will have no motivation to go out and buy the retail package to begin with."
But around the time of his death there was a lot of pressure from the shareholders to start making more DLC and get into mobile gaymen, for example a quote from some jew shareholder:
>“We believe Nintendo can create very profitable games based on in-game revenue models with the right development team. Just think of paying 99 cents just to get Mario to jump a little higher.”


what's there?


>Just think of paying 99 cents just to get Mario to jump a little higher
>sucking as much joy out of something as possible to bilk people out of small amounts of extra money
beginning to see why greed is considered a deadly sin


dolphin porn


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Now Rockstar got their backdoor opened like a goatse and GTA 6 finally saw the daylight. However they sent the fucking FBI to the guy who leaked the game.
Nintendo wishes to have their own personal army.


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I was expecting a lot more seething about the fem MC, but it turns out nobody cares because they made her THICC
Maybe Western devs are finally learning that they need to make female characters who aren't ugly as fuck for people to care about them


rally? they got the glows to kick his door?


But from what I heard he's some underage pajeet in India, doubt they can do shit if that's true. Either way it makes me kek that they're sending the fucking glowniggers over some kid posting videos of vidya gays on the internet


fucking lol.


>disgusting steatopygia bodytype
>not ugly
fucking zoomers and their taste in women goddamn there is something wrong with you if you're white and find this attractive


u lookin a lil sussy over there my nigga


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I wonder who could be behind this post?




hes right that body barely looks human let alone attractive


my pizza in CRust this is a /monster/ appreciating website


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That's just concept art, the in-game features are a bit less exaggerated


That just looks like the ibook/imac guy


The mind's eye doesnt look good due to mostly flat simple textures, low poly models, and stiff animations. that mario would look fine in motion.


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still an obnoxiously large ass, fat babushka thighs and overall pear shape phenotype. in a word: gross
a grill without slender legs is a second-class grill, i'm honestly questioning your sanity


I mean she is pretty ugly and those tits look like total sag shit
but at least she's got some hips and thighs
from the back she's not bad
forget slender, the latter is stick-figure tier
nothing wrong with preferring the slender types but your type is kinda shit


ugh, that body type is disgusting
dumpy ass bitch


that is much better. on the exaggerated side, but not disgustingly so


Whether or not your taste involves bitches who are more ass than woman is besides my point anyway. I'm just glad they weren't afraid to add some sexualized features to her unlike most Western Devs who make all their women look like butt-ugly dykes



you can go die in homo paradise if you hate thighs fag
they dont gotta be some cottage cheese abomination but some good solid legs is not a problem


literally the two examples i've taken issue with are fucking huge donkey nigger thighs if that's what you're into just say so faggot


i literally spelled it out in that post figures a stick leg loving mong cant read properly


You literally don't like thighs tho, you're just a chubby chaser


i do like thighs and youre saying dumbdumb things to try and make me mad because you got nothing better to do like how ive got nothing better to do than waste my time responding


>I do like thighs
<doesn't like girls with good thighs
<likes girls whose thighs are hidden under their drooping gunts


nooo never said that but im here with free time again so heres more reply


>he thinks any thighs thicker than a pencil is fat
I guess your mom must be planet-sized eh?


satan lik thi


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check'd, kek'd, shrek'd


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Mariochads… not like this…


>i work at maccas right
i also dont get why i see fags being so dramatic about the trailer it just looks like generic kid shit with a mario skin which is to be expected from japan's mickey mouse. it's not a total eyesore at least


bong slang for mcdolan's, some sort of promotional thing they're doing I guess.
And yeah it's just another case of nintendies getting overly-emotional. The Chris Pratt voice sounds kinda shitty but everything else just seems like what you'd expect


>nintendies getting overly-emotional
it must be strange for kids nowadays to go see movies like this and be surrounded by balding bearded middle aged men who arent there with their own kids or even their nieces/nephews
like there are grown ass men who go to see this kind of shit by themselves and make a scene about it like little girls instead of just watching the damn movie


Not like it hasn't happened before. I remember being a kid when the Star Wars prequels were releasing and there were fat neckbeards everywhere crying about them


tbf star wars wasnt explicitly a kids series tho and also was known for having a rabid fanbase for years before the prequels even came out just like with star trek
ironically disney killed the series by making it too kiddified on top of being turbowoke

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