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 No.4025

How do you go from this…

 No.4026

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…to this?

 No.4027

idgi hasnt saints row always been a lelsowacky series?

 No.4028

SR1 & SR2 were the only decent ones, despite being GTA clones. SR3 began to get wacky and SR4 completely jumped the shark. So can't expect much from a new one.

 No.4029

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>>4027
>>4028
Saints Row 1 and 2 are just GTA clones. Volition were hinting that they were dropping the wacky stuff and returning to the series roots, so everyone was expecting something like that. Instead they showed off this embarrassing shit that could be straight out of a Ubisoft game

 No.4030

>>4026
Please don't tell me that it's real OP

 No.4031

>>4026
>sheboon smirking androgynously ← (You) are here

 No.4034

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>>4030
It's real. If it makes you feel any better the response is overwhelmingly negative and it's a guaranteed flop

 No.4035

>>4031
>bisexual smile
>tranny frown
>androgynous smirk
fuck man next thing you know >we'll be snarling genderfluidly

 No.4039

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>>4035
le asexual grimace

 No.4043

>>4028
No SR1 was trash. 2 and 3 were good. Not sure about 4 cuz haven't played it yet

 No.4044

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>>4029
>Instead they showed off this embarrassing shit that could be straight out of a Ubisoft game

They're trying to appeal to the current Fortnite playing zoomer audience OP. That's the current majority with money and sway nowadays. The first picture you posted has people clothed in a style from almost a decade ago. Who's that going to appeal to?

You gotta understand that most games and art are products of their time. They'll always be showing what's in, and not what's out.

 No.4049

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>>4044
>They're trying to appeal to the current Fortnite playing zoomer audience OP. That's the current majority with money and sway nowadays.
A teenage boy is going to take one look at this, realize how gay it is and ask his parents to buy him GTA instead

>The first picture you posted has people clothed in a style from almost a decade ago. Who's that going to appeal to?

That's not the problem. Obviously they would have to update the look and feel to match modern gang culture. But what they came up with doesn't look like any gang that has ever existed anywhere in any time period

 No.4053

>>4049
>A teenage boy is going to take one look at this, realize how gay it is and ask his parents to buy him GTA instead
prolly
besides do zooomers have any idea what saints row even is?

 No.4064

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>>4026
>>4029
I really hate this bright, pastel-y kind of aesthetic that a lot of newer games are going for. Is it just a default lighting setting in Unreal or something? because it seems really common right now

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>>4064
Lighting is probably the biggest problem but also shitty textures, these are both from 2005. Graphics have gone backwards.

 No.4071

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>>4029
lel fuck me this has to have been designed by some enbee from toronto

 No.4073

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>>4026
>Catering to psychopath hipsters who want to see the world burn
>THQueers are the King Midas of shit.
>Nigger mulattos plus one of them being a faggier Malcolm X
>The GTA trilogy remaster will look like a masterpiece compared this.
<Just in, snowniggers can't make games for shit.
Hyped for the shelved TimeSplitters.

 No.4075

>>4073
1) THQ is just a holding company, they don't tell Deep Silver what to make
2) Deep Silver are not the problem since they are also publish stuff like KCD
3) Free Radical is making TimeSplitters, not Volition

Basically, Volition is shit (everyone knew that), everything else is fine

 No.4076

>>4075
stop knowin thangs

 No.4077

>>4076
I'm just easing your mind bro, so you can have pleasant dreams and shit

 No.4078

>>4073
that is the face of someone who can only experience something approaching joy when everyone else is suffering and even then it isnt true happiness
>>4077
wtf how did you know i was having nightmares and that i cant shit properly

 No.4086

>>4078
>cant shit properly
1/2 cup or more of blueberries every night will have you ready for roll call within 5 minutes of waking up the next day
i always eat them still pretty much frozen, nice little summer treat, don't know if that makes a difference in how they're digested

 No.4097

Looking at this
>>4070

after seeing this

>>4064
tells me that video game developers have gotten too lazy lately

 No.4104

>>4026
I'm more surprised how a bootleg GTA manages to suck even more, I played the remake of the third one and it's still infested with glitches plus broken animations.

 No.4129

>>4104
haha I remember they never fixed any of the bugs. That remake was so half assed

 No.4177

>>4129
What's more ironic was the wetback luchador monologue, foreshadowing the series. The game died when it went full on capeshit, Agents of Mayhem was its iron lung and now this reboot will be the bullet to put it to sleep.

 No.4244

At least Mafia tried it, but its controls for console were total dogshit.

 No.4381

Based corporate manchildren who still believe redditors will show up to the rescue making the haters overdose on copium.

 No.4386

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>>4381
>corporate
I hear a lot of people saying this but it doesn't make much sense.

Deep Silver publishes lots of gritty and serious games like Metro and Iron Harvest, including the very controversial Kingdom Come. Meanwhile Volition has created nothing but wacky lolsorandom garbage for the past decade and openly donates money to organizations like ActBlue. But I'm meant to believe that Deep Silver is the one dictating the direction of this new reboot. Does not add up and just sounds like people trying to shift blame from Volition

 No.4390

>>4386
So in some way THQ is the modern LJN?

 No.4394

>>4390
Not sure how you got that from my post lol. Licensed games aren't just farmed out to literally whos any more, it's big money. THQ and similar size companies get the scraps (mostly Warhammer and World of Darkness). Which is honestly fine because I'd rather they just make original games



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