No.4215
$60 for a mini-game collection is ridiculous even for Nintendo
No.4224
>>4178where's the url for it?
No.4236
>anime tiddies
>really popular
answered your own question, anon
No.4241
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>>4235>Why did Wario Land even get killed anyway? it's not like people don't like platformers. Most likely Nintendo couldn't afford a B ranked team to recreate what made Wario Land unique: GoodFeel are now stuck producing mediocre Yoshi games, Treasure won't do anything else because of the One Hit Wonder policy.
>Plus Shantae is basically the same thing but with anime tiddies and it's really popularYeah no, they fucked up with her momentum making her feel like a concrete block.
No.4257
>>4235>>4241God WarioLand is the best platformer ever. WarioLand 4 was pure kino to play on GBA. No other platformer is as fun and precise as that one
No.4258
>>4241>Treasure won't do anything else because of the One Hit Wonder policy.They were willing to do something for Sin and Punishment.
No.4259
>>4235>>4241Nintendo will have to expand their offerings soon to compete with the rest of the industry, you can already see seeds of it with them floating out Metroid and Advance Wars to gauge interest
No.4264
>>4258Yet no remake or port unlike Luigi's Mansion.
>>4259That is, if the competition is competent enough.
No.4269
>>4241i rally hate that fuckin picture syrups face is hideous wtf
No.4310
>>4264>Yet no remake or port unlike Luigi's Mansion.They both got ported later though.
No.4416
>>4379>And the mother character is busted, even they can't get a gimmick rightNintendo pretended that the Mother/Earthbound existed for once? How?
No.4458
>>4416The mother character appeared
3 TIMES No.4471
>>4416By localizing and porting the very first Fire Emblems, Mother 3 got cucked again.
No.4480
>>4471No way is Mother 3 ever getting released here, especially these days with all the tranny-related content
No.4544
>>4540he worked a lot on Earthbound, no idea about Mother 3 though
But I think the main reason for not releasing it is because of their whole family friendly image in the west, even if they did it'd be censored to shit
No.4548
>>4547when did jack black convert to islam
No.4549
why isnt mario black
No.4550
>>4547…I unironically think this will be a good movie with the actors they just cast. Who will be Peach/Daisy though?
Bigger question: will they add Fawful or anyone from Superstar saga/Thousand year door?
No.4551
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>>4549>why isnt mario blackUhhh he's Italian so he already is silly
No.4552
>>4540>>4544I think they kinda scrubbed Iwata's name off everything Nintendo related at this point
>>4547Luigi's taller than Mario. Don't know how the actors compare to each other
No.4562
>>4552It's an animated film anyway so they're just voice acting
No.4565
>>4562>animatedthank fuck
i still cant believe how fucking stupid they were to give that first movie off to the max headroom autists. or let them have the script get re-written like a thousand times
what a shitshow
they took what was possibly the biggest IP at the time and turned it into an absolute bomb through arrogance alone
as impressive as it is totally pathetic
No.4571
>>4565>they took what was possibly the biggest IP at the time and turned it into an absolute bomb through arrogance aloneapart from how much the movie sucked it was destined to fail. much different type of autism present in 1993. super mario was a vidya game ONLY as far as white kids were concerned (i can't speak for nips) >we didn't care about the "mario metaverse" or whatever bullshit is in the zeitgeist nowadays to make people think a mario film is a good idea in curr year
No.4576
>>4571>super mario was a vidya game ONLY as far as white kids were concernedno way
kids liked the shitty cartoon just fine
if theyd just made some dumb kids movie
which the OG script was prior to being re-written like 6 times they wouldve been absolutely ROLLIN in it
>>4573im not gonna knock the SFX. i dont even think critics back then knocked the SFX.
i AM gonna knock literally everything else tho
well i guess the casting was alright
but holy fuck the writing was abysmal, made worse by having a feuding married couple that had never directed anything other than 15min shorts for tv as the directors
No.4577
>>4573also, outside of some indieshit, practical effects are literally never gonna happen ever again on that kind of scale just simply due to the cost
No.4588
>>4565With the GrubAHub artstyle.
No.4609
>>4562>It's an animated film That's a relief
>>4560>Doesn't show bleached mulato as PeachShe's from Argentina, therefore White
No.4635
>>4547>>4573A bigger question though. Is
HEgoing to be in the new super mario movie?
No.4637
>>4635Cranky Kong is cuntfirmred so I guess HE has a chance
No.4649
>>4647it was in the direct
No.4665
>>4635Who would play him in the inevitable topic?
No.4672
>>4665that nigger from that shitty ghostbusters reboot
No.4710
>>4704I don't think that was even an official or approved by Nintendo, funnily enough they keep releasing WarioWare despite also having lackluster entries.