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 No.4178

>Mona and Kat play like ass.
>You're forced to play as them anyway.
>The fatigue among creative supervisor is real.
<60 dollars btw
>>Did we remind you Wario Land is nothing but dust?

 No.4215

$60 for a mini-game collection is ridiculous even for Nintendo

 No.4224

>>4178
where's the url for it?

 No.4235

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Why did Wario Land even get killed anyway? it's not like people don't like platformers. Plus Shantae is basically the same thing but with anime tiddies and it's really popular

 No.4236

>anime tiddies
>really popular
answered your own question, anon

 No.4241

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>>4235
>Why did Wario Land even get killed anyway? it's not like people don't like platformers.
Most likely Nintendo couldn't afford a B ranked team to recreate what made Wario Land unique: GoodFeel are now stuck producing mediocre Yoshi games, Treasure won't do anything else because of the One Hit Wonder policy.
>Plus Shantae is basically the same thing but with anime tiddies and it's really popular
Yeah no, they fucked up with her momentum making her feel like a concrete block.

 No.4257

>>4235
>>4241
God WarioLand is the best platformer ever. WarioLand 4 was pure kino to play on GBA. No other platformer is as fun and precise as that one

 No.4258

>>4241
>Treasure won't do anything else because of the One Hit Wonder policy.
They were willing to do something for Sin and Punishment.

 No.4259

>>4235
>>4241
Nintendo will have to expand their offerings soon to compete with the rest of the industry, you can already see seeds of it with them floating out Metroid and Advance Wars to gauge interest

 No.4264

>>4258
Yet no remake or port unlike Luigi's Mansion.

>>4259
That is, if the competition is competent enough.

 No.4269

>>4241
i rally hate that fuckin picture syrups face is hideous wtf

 No.4310

>>4264
>Yet no remake or port unlike Luigi's Mansion.
They both got ported later though.

 No.4358

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>>4269
>Not batting an eye on traced Wario

 No.4362

>>4358
huh?

 No.4379

And the mother character is busted, even they can't get a gimmick right.

 No.4416

>>4379
>And the mother character is busted, even they can't get a gimmick right

Nintendo pretended that the Mother/Earthbound existed for once? How?

 No.4458

>>4416
The mother character appeared
3 TIMES

 No.4471

>>4416
By localizing and porting the very first Fire Emblems, Mother 3 got cucked again.

 No.4480

>>4471
No way is Mother 3 ever getting released here, especially these days with all the tranny-related content

 No.4540

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>>4480
They could've released it in honor of Iwata when they were adding GBA games into the Wii U, wasn't he a key member during the development of those games while Itoi was just pouring his autism but never foresaw the limitations of each console?

 No.4544

>>4540
he worked a lot on Earthbound, no idea about Mother 3 though
But I think the main reason for not releasing it is because of their whole family friendly image in the west, even if they did it'd be censored to shit

 No.4547

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the Mario movie is going to be pure kino

 No.4548

>>4547
when did jack black convert to islam

 No.4549

why isnt mario black

 No.4550

>>4547
…I unironically think this will be a good movie with the actors they just cast. Who will be Peach/Daisy though?

Bigger question: will they add Fawful or anyone from Superstar saga/Thousand year door?

 No.4551

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>>4549
>why isnt mario black

Uhhh he's Italian so he already is silly

 No.4552

>>4540
>>4544
I think they kinda scrubbed Iwata's name off everything Nintendo related at this point

>>4547
Luigi's taller than Mario. Don't know how the actors compare to each other

 No.4560

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>>4547
>Doesn't show bleached mulato as Peach

>>4548
He's looking more like a rabbi.

 No.4562

>>4552
It's an animated film anyway so they're just voice acting

 No.4565

>>4562
>animated
thank fuck
i still cant believe how fucking stupid they were to give that first movie off to the max headroom autists. or let them have the script get re-written like a thousand times
what a shitshow
they took what was possibly the biggest IP at the time and turned it into an absolute bomb through arrogance alone
as impressive as it is totally pathetic

 No.4571


>>4565
>they took what was possibly the biggest IP at the time and turned it into an absolute bomb through arrogance alone
apart from how much the movie sucked it was destined to fail. much different type of autism present in 1993. super mario was a vidya game ONLY as far as white kids were concerned (i can't speak for nips) >we didn't care about the "mario metaverse" or whatever bullshit is in the zeitgeist nowadays to make people think a mario film is a good idea in curr year

 No.4573

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>>4565
>>4571
>STILL falling for the SMB movie is bad meme
This is why we are getting uninspired 3DCG trash instead of true kino

 No.4576

>>4571
>super mario was a vidya game ONLY as far as white kids were concerned
no way
kids liked the shitty cartoon just fine
if theyd just made some dumb kids movie which the OG script was prior to being re-written like 6 times they wouldve been absolutely ROLLIN in it

>>4573
im not gonna knock the SFX. i dont even think critics back then knocked the SFX.
i AM gonna knock literally everything else tho
well i guess the casting was alright
but holy fuck the writing was abysmal, made worse by having a feuding married couple that had never directed anything other than 15min shorts for tv as the directors

 No.4577

>>4573
also, outside of some indieshit, practical effects are literally never gonna happen ever again on that kind of scale just simply due to the cost

 No.4588

>>4565
With the GrubAHub artstyle.

 No.4609

>>4562
>It's an animated film

That's a relief

>>4560
>Doesn't show bleached mulato as Peach

She's from Argentina, therefore White

 No.4616

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 No.4629

>>4616
Looks White to me

 No.4635

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>>4547
>>4573
A bigger question though. Is
HE

going to be in the new super mario movie?

 No.4637

>>4635
Cranky Kong is cuntfirmred so I guess HE has a chance

 No.4647

>>4637
SOURCE NOW PLEASE

 No.4649

>>4647
it was in the direct

 No.4665

>>4635
Who would play him in the inevitable topic?

 No.4671

>>4665
Gilbert godfried

 No.4672

>>4665
that nigger from that shitty ghostbusters reboot

 No.4704

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>>4235
I know this post is a month old, but Shake It sold like shit despite how much money Nintendo placed in marketing for it.

 No.4710

>>4704
I don't think that was even an official or approved by Nintendo, funnily enough they keep releasing WarioWare despite also having lackluster entries.



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