No.912
>>911why is this one anon so fucking angry about everything
No.913
>>909I had a chance to play bing bing deviantart shortly after it came out and I wasn't impressed, there was a lot of "do this stupid thing to get a dopamine hit so zoomers don't check their tiktok while playing" and the platforming wasn't especially interesting. The most "fun" parts were the sengoku castle and the on-rails bit at the very end where you possess gay bowser, so not great. I found out the guy I borrowed it from was a fucking furfag too.
why haven't they done a bowser beatemup where you just smash the fuck out of everything between you and hot princess ass, it would print money
No.914
>>913Eh I thought it was decent enough. Not as good as 64 or Sunshine but it's a Mario game and it does what you expect. I agree that getting the moons was overly quick and easy, at times it made it feel more like a collectathon game like Banjo-Kazooie or some shit rather than Mario.
No.915
>>912He must wish every game was Ninja Gaiden or God Hand or something. I wonder if he likes strategy games? That's even more standing next to a guy and waiting.
No.916
>>912dude its not even a fucking game you dont play anything it just sucks its total trash fuck you
>>915yeah strat games are pretty cool dont mind taking a while but just standing around watching everything play out theres no thought in it theres no trying you just walk to the thing and yeah i get it, turn-based strat games you just walk to a spot, click on a guy maybe, and watch everything happen. but if it isnt a poor representation of the strategy genre then it will call for you to use strategy, which xbc2 does not call for. no thought, no execution, no anything. you just fucking walk through the game and then its over i guess idk couldn't "play" more than 10 hours
>ninja gaidenthe first one was okay idk people give it a hard time because you have to replay the last 3 levels if you die at the final boss but after doing it twice its just a time sink which isnt really great other than that played uh that xbox game but only at a friends so didnt start from the beginning nor beat the end so idk
>godhandidk i dont know if id like that one but people talk it up. id give it a try for sure
No.917
>>916Did you play XC2 for more than 10 minutes? The auto-attack is basically equivalent to your basic attack function in other JRPGs like Final Fantasy or whatever else. You get a party of 3 with 9 different attacks per person, and you strategically combine them with chain attacks to do the most damage. If you don't like the game it just means you don't like JRPGs in general, not that the game is objectively shit.
No.919
>>918>Looks like some generic cringe anime shit to me.>Looks likeWhy should anyone trust someone's opinion of a game they haven't even played? You're no different to those zoomers who watch streamers and say it's the same as playing it yourself.
>muh Nintendo fanboysThe Xeno series isn't even made by Nintendo lol, it just happens that they own the company who makes them right now. Clearly you know nothing about these games so I don't know why you feel the need to shitpost about it.
No.923
>>922>I haven't watched this movie because I already know it's shit>I haven't read this book because I already know it's shit>I haven't listened to this album because I already know it's shitEtc. None of these opinions would be taken seriously so why should it be different for vidya?
No.924
>>923Okay fine I'll play it and give my extended thoughts
No.925
Just finished it, it was gay lol
No.946
>>939I need to find out the old Wii U and play XCX again sometime, shit was pure kino
No.997
i am really not a fan of paying 80+ bucks for a fucking game, fuck this, literal drug addict price rise. i will stick to emulating and stealing old consoles.
No.999
>>997who the fuck is paying 80 for videogaymes??
cyberpunk is a current gen title and i got it 50 new
No.1000
>>997or just get a pc and pirate, most good shit is released on pc nowadays
No.1004
>>999Plus you can always wait a year or 2 and get the "ultimate edition" with all the DLC shit included for like 20
No.1010
>>1004true but doing things with your peers (who aren't going to wait that long) is fun too
i like being able to chat with them (him) bout it
No.1017
Consoles have been a huge waste of money since the end of gen 7, and it seems like the newer ones especially are just glorified streaming boxes with nothing particularly interesting game-wise. Certainly not $60 worth of interesting at least.
No.1020
>>1017consoles are for convenience, but even then its a high price to pay… gotta have internet, plus cost of gaming service itself, plus the console, to get shitty and unreliable networking with your friends
im a sucker.
No.1021
>>1017My prediction is PS5 and Switch Pro will have better libraries than PS4 / Switch by a wide margin. Xbox is now directly competing with Sony
and Nintendo. They have no chance of competing with Xbox on value, so they are going to have to compete with more, high quality games.
No.1022
>>1017At least back then they had the excuse of being cheaper than an equivalent PC, but even that isn't really true anymore.
>>1021>Switch ProIsn't that just a slightly improved Switch? It'll probably be just like the New 3DS which had like 1 exclusive. No way are they going to ignore the fucking huge install base the regular Switch already has.
No.1027
>>1024>tiny screen attached to controller>internet required>streaming latency>no privacyits shit
No.1028
>>1027>tiny screen attached to controllerThe point of game pass is to be able to play on anything from a 8K TV to a tiny mobile screen. Including tablets that are about the same size as a switch. They are going to put this shit on everything
>internet required>streaming latencyYou can download games from game pass and play them offline
No.1029
>>1028pretty sure all the cloud shit is run on centralized servers, but either way it's gonna be have streaming latency because all the processing is still done on another machine
i bought a steam link on clearance like $5 and even when connected through ethernet there was still noticeable input lag in every game
No.1030
>>1024At the very least I think they'll have to consider adding more than NES and SNES games to their virtual console service, since Xbox gives you basically their entire libraries from OG Xbox/360/Xbone
No.1034
>>939Why is the story shorter in Xenoblae Chronicle DE than in the original? I thought it was an exact remake?
No.1035
>>906I want to play Mario Odyssey and the Link's Awakening remake.
No.1038
>>1034It is, that image is from user-reported stats I think. Maybe people played it for less time because they'd already played the original and knew where everything is? idk
No.1039
>>1038better load times :-DDDDDD
No.1064
>>916>godhand>idk i dont know if id like that one but people talk it up. id give it a try for sureWhy, it's only the bestest, most awesome-est game to have ever been created.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMlFFHkyzNYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp3m4etUeEkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6AJw6T5MlcEvery gamer on earth owes himself a chance to play this masterpiece ngl
No.1065
>>1064fuck man ur making me wanna go out and buy a ps2
No.1069
>>1064How does it run in PCSX2?
No.1070
>>1066>arm stretch>literally stretching his pecwhat a fucktard
No.1071
>>1069from my experiences nothing ever runs perfectly in pcsx2
you always get some weird shadows or some other kind of graphical glitch every once in a while
No.1073
>>1065>fuck man ur making me wanna go out and buy a ps2See this
>>1069>>1071>PCSX2It ran well on my PC and it's hella old. ==GO AND GET THE GAME ANON! YOU ARE MISSING OUT. IT IS LITERALLY THE PERFECT GAME EVER MADE SINCE 5EVAH. HOLY SHIT! GET IT NOW!!!!==
No.1075
>>1074redtext gotta be on its own line
No.1076
>>1073Personally I've always thought Clover/Platinum Games stuff is overhyped on /v/ boards, but if you say it's that good I'll be sure to try it out eventually
No.1079
>>1075Oghey
>>1076Depends. There's raly pretty good Clover/Platinum Games (Okami), really short Clover/Platinum Games (the one Avatar/TMNT/Transformers game they made and Vanquish) and really shitty, poorly written Clover/Platinum Games (Bayonetta. Did not like it compared to Devil May Cry)
But godhand is legit good. Give it a shot. Warning: it is "Dark Souls" hard though, so git gud during your playthrough
No.1080
>>1079I liked Bayonetta tbh
No.1081
>>1079Yeah I liked Bayonetta but it's overrated and doesn't come close to DMC imo. MGR and Wonderful 101 were top tier tho
No.1127
>>1076>Personally I've always thought Clover/Platinum Games stuff is overhyped on /v/ boards, but if you say it's that good I'll be sure to try it out eventuallySo did you give it a try? How was it? Did you like it or hate it?
It's not a game for everyone so I can understand how you may feel? Really wants to know
No.1128
Bayonetta is way better than DMC lol wtf are you smoking.
Also
>written
who the fuck plays plat games for plot?
No.1130
>>1127Sorry bro I'm in the middle of a long ass New Vegas playthrough right now, but like I said I'll be sure to play it sometime