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 No.4930

absolute state of Rockstar lol

 No.4932

are the original cheats all in or not

 No.4933

>>4932
some are gone for "technical reasons"

the "technical" reasons are the unreal engine being garbage and unsuited for the task

 No.4934

vary unnecessary

 No.4935

Is BigFoot in the game now ? How about Jason ?

 No.4937

>>4934
it's especially a shame since Rockstar killed the source ports for this shit

 No.4938

>>4933
shit game not worth touching or looking at

 No.4939

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reminder

 No.4940

Graphically there is just so much wrong with this remake/remaster whatever. They're updating it to 4K but using they same SD style models and artwork, it just doesn't match up well and results in weird shit like these images. What's the point here? Might as well just put in some 4K mods on the old games, those look better than what you're getting here.

 No.4941

>2nd pic
THEY TURNED HER INTO A FUCKING TRANNY

 No.4942

>>4941
Enough with the trannies already fag. Not everything in life equals or relates to them

 No.4943

>>4930
The older games are going to get knocked off from online store btw. If you didn't back the old games up, you're shit out of luck to play them again

 No.4944

>>4943
>online store

*stores

 No.4945

>>4942
she look lika man tho mr uptight go find a twitter screencap to get mad at

 No.4946

>>4943
There's torrents all over the place but what the fuck that's not cool.

 No.4947

>>4945
>>4941
Turned her into a fridge, wtf is up with western media that they keep pushing this body type.

 No.4948

>>4943
piracy has been the only real option for years anyway since the digital releases all have butchered soundtracks

 No.4949

>>4941
imagine the handjobs with those hueg balloon hands though

 No.4950

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>>4947
transitional stage of all media representations of transhumans being rendered in corporate memphis/alegria style
https://qz.com/quartzy/1728767/why-editorial-illustrations-look-so-similar-these-days/
everyone must be some afrocuban lookin purple facelesss treetrunk body enby with hair that looks like a squirt of dog shit lfmao

 No.4951

>>4931
Also why'd they remove the bandanas like in pic 4? are they some kind of raycist hate symbol now?

 No.4952

>>4949
im imagining the sound of someone rubbing a balloon on their head and the unpleasant feel of dry latex gloves on my gock
THIS ISNT HELPING MATTERS PLS STOP

 No.4953

>>4951
wtf they only removed one guy's bandana
maybe someone involved with this garbage deliberately made his eyes like that as a joke and removed the bandana so you could see it better
he looks like one of those characters out of that shitty game where youre in a prison and you have to survive for a month or something
hard time?

 No.4954

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 No.4956

>>4930
It's like if Nintendo shit out a half assed remake including the worst versions of their flagship Mario 3D games with oil painting filters for textures and pretend it's a remaster.
OH WAIT
Rockstar should've gone bankrupt when it had dignity.

 No.4957

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>>4930
>They couldn't port them into the RAGE Engine
>They couldn't borrow assets from the modern GTA's to the 3rd one and San Andreas, leaving Vice City pending to have its own HD world
>The audio still sounds like a McDonald's toy
>Awkward as shit animations
<To think Mafia 1 did a better job despite having shit controls
I shit you not, dipshits are defending this:
>>How dare you question a multimillionare company not affording a much more competent team? Consume don't question.

 No.4961

>>4950
the npc meme was a real

 No.4962

>>4946
>There's torrents all over the place but what the fuck that's not cool.

cuckstar isn't cool anon

 No.4963

>>4945
>she look lika man tho mr uptight
>just ignore her massive tits and wide hips

Women come in all shapes and sizes anon

>go find a twitter screencap to get mad at


why would I get mad at text from a social media website?

 No.4965

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>>4956
>It's like if Nintendo shit out a half assed remake including the worst versions of their flagship Mario 3D games with oil painting filters for textures and pretend it's a remaster.

They did it for the WindWaker remaster too

>no new dungeons

>no new islands
>no new quests
>no new monsters liek something from early concepts books they may have had. Like the Bioshock remaster did
>no new items
>no new challenges
>no new characters
>nothing to use your rupees with in the broken economy the game had
>no new places to explore


<just an option to take selfies with your camera

and fast travel

 No.4966

>>4965
>3rd pic
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

 No.4971

>>4965
Lmao, when they had fucking nothing for the Wii U and still nothing because they're now porting its leftovers to the Switch.

>>4966
Yet they want to sue the shit of them, it's happening right now with Rockstar.

 No.4977

>>4963
dont play dumb with me you know what you did

 No.4981

>>4930
can you still get rich on the horses?

 No.4985

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 No.4986

>>4985
what

 No.4987

>>4971
>Yet they want to sue the shit of them, it's happening right now with Rockstar.

really?

 No.4990

>>4985
what?

 No.4993

>>4987
That Rockstar is willing to leave people homeless just to protect their licensing? Yes, it already happened with a RDR modder, all because of the Hot Coffee mod.

 No.4994

>>4993
got a link for that fucked up story?

 No.5028

Lmao bug ridden, shit graphics, overwhelmingly negative reviews. Currently 0.5 user score on metacritic, used to be 0.2 but they removed some reviews lol. Relisting the original games back on pc for now.

 No.5029

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>GTA Trilogy is awful shovelware
>GTA VI is still in early development, still years away
>Mafia devs new game cancelled, studio will probably be closed soon
>Saints Row reboot is a laughing stock

Crime sim bros… not like this…

 No.5033

>>5029
>GTA VI is still in early development, still years away
After this I'm scared of what GTA VI is going to look like. If Rockstar can't even rerelease their old games right you know they probably can't make a new one either.

 No.5039

>>5029
we can just take the Brazil pill and play modded San Andreas for the rest of eternity

 No.5040

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>>4930
>>4937
>>4956
>>5033
Rockstar isn't at fault, the game was outsourced to a mobile studio with 20 developers. It's not even their fault since a tiny mobile studio shouldn't have ever been put onto a project like this. Blame 2K, they want their GTA money right fucking now but are so greedy that they can't even be bothered to hire a real studio

 No.5041

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>>5040
>Rockstar isn't at fault
<this shitty pozzed studio isn't at fault!
suck more cock faggot

 No.5042

>>5040
The same could probably be said about most problems with vidya. We like to blame companies as if they're some kind of collective hiveminds but really it's mostly just a bunch of guys doing their jobs. Most of the problems can be traced back to the greedy rich fuckers in suits because it's all about profit for those people

 No.5043

>>5042
I would say most of the problems in the industry are publisher related but there are cases where you can tell the studio would be garbage even under a great publisher (Gearbox, Volition, Crystal Dynamics, most Ubisoft studios etc.)

 No.5044

>>5041
tranny frown detected launching bisexual interceptor smiles
nnnnyyyyeeeeerrrr 8============D 0^:
SPLLOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGEEEE

 No.5045

>>5043
Yeah in those cases the problem is that they're completely devoid of creativity. Like how the fuck does Ass Creed still sell when they've been releasing pretty much the same game for like 15 years

 No.5046

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>>5045
>15 years
AC isn't that old, it's only… 14 years old… Wtf I didn't realize it's been that long, where has time gone…

 No.5047

>>5045
The lack of creativity is a feature, not a bug. Games like AC and Far Cry are are for turning your brain off while you head to the next collectible / tower / outpost etc.

 No.5048

>>5046
tell me about it, im nearly hospice at this point

 No.5049

>>5047
I actually remember enjoying the first AssCreed a lot, the Crusades-era Middle East setting gave it some god tier atmosphere and it was actually somewhat historically accurate iirc. Kinda dropped the series around one of the Ezio games because it was all the same shit and got boring. Heard that pirate one was decent tho

 No.5050

>>5047
Not even the Breaking Bad guy managed to save the Do The Chores feature from Far Cry, to think the fan theory of the protagonist's child was adopted by the dictator was more interesting than the game itself.

>>5046
Remember when it was a Prince of Persia revival?

 No.5053

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>>5046
iktf bro, even this meme I'm posting is nearly 5 years old now

 No.5054

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R* deserves all the hate they are getting. Just the way they went about releasing this shitshow should have told you everything you need to know. DMCA's and minimal marketing should have sent out red warning flags to anyone with a brain.

I saw an article recently that GTA Online makes R* an estimated 3 million dollars a day and this is the effortless SHIT the release out to the public. I would hope this debacle would poison normies on buying R*'s shit again but it probably wont because CONSOOOOOMING is a personality to these people. Ultimately all the hate will die down, they will announce GTA 6 and the same people who were talking about boycotts and refunds will come slurping gunt crease to buy the new game because of the poisonous shilling of streamers and content creators. Sad !

 No.5055

>>5054
>GTA Online makes R* an estimated 3 million dollars a day
No wonder they haven't released a new original game in a long time. one day of GTA Online is more then GTA6 would ever make in it's whole lifespan.

 No.5057

>>5054
Remember, GTA 5 was supposed to be their last game before going broke.

 No.5058

>>5055
kinda surprised they made RDR2 then

 No.5060

>>5054
Why do retards on imageboards speak so confidently about shit they don't understand… Rockstar doesn't own the GTA IP, they don't decide what gets released or when it gets released. Rockstar has NOTHING to do with the GTA trilogy disaster

 No.5063

i smell a twatterboi dot dot dot

 No.5064

>look it up
>published by rockstar games
doesnt a publisher have a lot to do with a game? especially when its basically their bread and butter and has their logo plastered on it?

 No.5065

>>5064
>>5060
>Rockstar doesn't own the GTA IP

I think you guys are referring to Take2 Interactive, which the actual company that owns rockstaar

 No.5066

>>5054
>Ultimately all the hate will die down, they will announce GTA 6 and the same people who were talking about boycotts and refunds will come slurping gunt crease to buy the new game because of the poisonous shilling of streamers and content creators. Sad !

That's how it's always been with the gayming community

 No.5067

>>5065
no im referring to rockstar because i looked the trilogy release up and it says they published it
theyve also been spectacular faggots for years now its not like this wouldnt fit their behavior either

 No.5068

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>>5066
Being a game developer must be so easy just make a garbage game, slap a name on it that everyone knows and watch as people buy it up no matter how broken it is.

 No.5076

>>5068
That only really works with the more retarded fanbases, look at how badly DmC and MG Survive sold for example

 No.5117

>>4985
>20 some days later
>still no answer to my what
why does car get big because of turning? answer me
NOW

 No.5125

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>>5117
One of the many mysteries of pajeet mobile coding

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>>4930
>Half assed update to fix this half assed mess
TOO LATE, CUCKSTAR
GTA V GOT THE BETTER REMAKE



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