im not reading that but hey at least they actually made something instead of simply bitching about lack of oc like they usually do
This board would absolutely trash their OC if there were more posters here
this is pretty fucking cringe tbh but at least it's OC that isn't soyjak edit #3652210984
i dont care i just like seeing stuff that isnt /v/alkan or /cow/ drama or fuckin wojak spam for once
psp and ps1 games on an oled screen tho
Steam decks and similar handhelds can handle emulation and PC games, so unless you really want to play weeb shovelware I would just wait for those to drop in price
the steam deck is gonna be $500 and xboxhueg
maybe ill get one once/if theyre available tho
What did >>5490 say?I made that ad, happy to see it well received
In future post your OC here instead of that shit site
seeing motherfucking 3D SPACE CADET PINBALL in that pic gave me a raging hard-on ngl
lol this is some 8chan tier rulecuckery
Yeah I agree, interboard fighting is gay, I guess I will just say what I have to say over on ZZZchan. Oh wait, I can't because it's a rulecucked hugbox
wew theyre havin a slapfight in that thread over spee/v/ nice magazine tho
Nice, you got one for a good price too
Hope you have fun anon
except you of course you know you stick out like a sore thumb right?
why does anyone come here to try and stir shit anyway ive never seen any kind of response from anyone on spee/v/ besides irreverent shitposting i dont get whta about sportschan makes people so ongry
as a hobby or as a career and do they get benefits
idk nigga sheesh i aint they keepa 💅🏻
wtf i was told you were an expert on faggots i want my blowjob back
OP came bearing gifts from brothers in shitposting
cattle hates anons cooperating
seems kind of expensive for a 10+ year old console
there are very obvious things you do that make you stand out its fitting youd use that image
Vita is ded though. Sucks because it had a lot of potential
>>5507>In future post your OC here instead of that shit site
Maybe endchan's v board too
I regret watching those 2 videos. Thank God I'm not in that shit website, nor am I ever going
is this like the gossip thread? because kandi keeps pulling my hair and like that stupid biological radfem isnt even the best stripper at the bar omg
That's why you hack it and do whatever you want with it
Vita will always be alive as long as anons are playing with her
i gotta travel a lot for work maybe i'll pick me up one of these and fuck with it
it's really hard to believe how hard the vita flopped after the psp was so successful
fuck smartphones, the smartphone revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
The 3DS was just all round better, you can't compete with a PS2 tier library like that
Never really been that much into handheld gaymen tbh. Recently bought a cheap tablet and installed Retroarch on it but I've mostly just used it for videos
Don't listen to this anon, he's a lying faggot
t. owned several 3DSes and bought every "good" game for the system
Biggest gaming regret of my life
there were some bangers for the 3ds but i wouldnt say it was ps2 tier and some of the gud ones were just remakes or re-releases of previous games or worse editions of games for home consoles (smash 4 and re:revelations for example)
Here's 8moe's idea of OC>>5488
and here's zzzchan's idea of OC
Now tell me zzzchan's attempt isn't massively embarrassing. If the PPH count were as it was back during the 2019 days, that raw garbage cover art and QC throughout the whole 'magazine' would have been rightfully laughed into obscurity - but don't worry, this magazine will fade as well very soon as long as zzzshills don't keep forcing it.
>>5580>trying to force this board war tier shit
its never gonna happen fag, crossposting was already happening with the magazine.
Nothing is wrong with that OC either.
hes prolly not gonna stop the best you can do is go crosspost on zzzchan and make fun of him with the snoozefrens
This. The real enemy are those fugging blacked.moe fedposters. I say we raid them, posthaste!
your not funny at all man give it a fuckin rest
>that quick response
lel hes got this thread open in a tab waiting for someone to take the b8 and start shitting up zzz what a fuckin loser
its funny they call it sleepy chan cuz i sure am TIRED of this drama!
one is a cringey magazine thing and the other is a soulless PilotRedSun ripoff so neither are really that good, but >we're not really in a position to talk when there's no OC here anyway.
But I prefer a place like this where we actually just talk about bideo gaymes rather than caring about gay shit like "board culture", inter-site drama and whatever else
now that's just objectively wrong
i didnt like the articles but some of the ads in that magazine are p funny tho ngl >>5491
is my favorite
but yah this board drama shit is annoying im p sure almost no one falls for it but it doesnt stop the same fags from pushing it constantly theyve been doing it for years
there's no soul in uncritically and mindlessly copying another video. a meme is best when it's either original, or, if it isn't, at least copied with an understanding of what made the original so good.
If you read the cringey magazine thread on zzz you'd know many anons were just copying what they saw in gaming magazine examples. The sleepy-tan comic at the end for example is a carbon copy of a forklift simulator comic. A vita-tan image macro is a carbon copy of a Neptunia panel. The 'epic gondola cards' are almost all copies of something either YuGiOh or Pokemon related. I'd take the PilotRedSun ripoff any day since it required actual effort and creativity in their case.
id take both over pointless and retarded dick waving between tiny imageboards over shit no one cares about
fuck you ill wave my dick whenever and wherever i want
That Vita-tan thing you're referring to is unrelated to the zzz comic. That was just a draw thread request that was fulfilled, it's literally just a meme fag.
ok then i can wave a running blender at it how bout that mashed potato penis?
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That mediocre game got btfo by a Super Mario 3d World clone during the GOATSE 2021, waifufags on suicide watch.
If only Viv was that big in a setting that showed off her size better
Any reason why you're posting some faggoty. morbidly obese, CP spamming federal agent? if it's that guy attention whoring, then he can go fuck himself!>>5730>MUH DICK MUH DICK MUH DICK SHIIIIIEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
haha that's funny. I remember when the GG boards would get flooded with smut after the movement started dying out. It's really easy to demoralize and control people with lust.
now convinced it's not speedrunning that causes it, it's just vidya in general
take it back to twatter frownyboi
i was thinkin about makin a spee page and seeing if they'd put it in but i wouldn't do no spart game id just doa game i lik and be lik this is da spartmans choice rit here
and idgaf what yuo idiots lik idfc kys but id cover da page in wadina and id do exclusively sparty stuff n stuff idk maybe its a bad idea actually ya know WHAT idfc FUCK YUO im just gonna do it maybe lol and see what happens
it'll accomplish two things, make the magazine into a fun cross-site project and also send the drama discord homos into a massive fit and try even more retarded gayops
Makes me wonder what spartchan's favourit gaem would be if we did some kind of poll or something, unlike the other hivemind /v/s there's a lot of different opinions around here
star fox 64 ive played that game for at least a month every year since it came out
highest score ive gotten is 1697 which made me think i was da bes all the way up until i saw the scores that youtube trannies were getting holy fuck im nowhere close
take that score and prove it and post that proof on the high score thread on /vr/ at fatchan and you'll be officially the best starfox64 player on the entire webring
ill put ur score on the high score sticky and everything
>>5790>last activity 2 weeks ago
A shame because it looks like a nice, non-rulecucked board. Also the theme is based
you want me to do emulated or original hardware? because in recent years ive only been able to get in like the upper 1500s since im becoming hospice but i can still get in the 1600s with an emulator for whatever reason
id be doing expert mode too obviously
>>5794>I'm becoming hospice
do your best anon, I'm rooting for ya
when you got a score ur happy with post it on da score thread on fat/vr/ then itll be official
ok might be a few days
you can do it bro /sp/igger/v/ is counting on you
was on track to get above 1650 on area 6 just now then fucked it all up before the checkpoint
not actually hospice btw i was just hungover
>>5817>not actually hospice just a hangover
please kill yourself, sympathy-baiting cuck
Your thoughts on these posts >>5719>>5730
that feature a person who hosts child p orn on his website?
lel if youre retarded enough to fall for tear jerking then you should follow your own advice especially when the giy youre mad at isnt even trying
i would but ive got star fox to play
pls no bullying the boomer anon
Who's attention whoring? That's the real question: Mark and zzzchan fag are both unfunny spergs who welcome waifufags in order to make their ghost-towns welcoming punished redditors, but god forbid if you ridicule them for also being lolifags.>>5820
No replies on the posts shitting on the ironic pedophiles, what's up with that?
no one cares about your gay internet drama faggot we're trying to watch some boomer play Star Fox
hes even goin for da high score
i just have to get the medals on sector z titania and bolse to re-unlock expert mode
i hat sector z so much its the only level i dislike in that game once i get its medal im never playing that level again
I always fucked up the hard mode star wolf tbh
which sucked cause andross was piss easy
the trick is to line yourself up at the very start of that level so you can hit start right when theyre talking and do a uturn then blast them while theyre still flying into the arena if youre fast enough you can even take one down before the fight actually starts even with the basic laser
Any news Star Fox anon?
i unlocked expert mode but i still havent gotten higher than 1576
p frustrating honestly
also i ordered a new controller maybe thatll help
the joystick on the one im using is loose
There are video games, and then video games with big fucking ass and thighs.
He's Ukrainian, and I hope the guy's doing fine right now with the war in his homeland.
Dude is probably rolling in patreonbux with all the attention Ukraine is getting recently. I hope so anyway because funding your country's war effort by drawing 2D porn would be incredibly based
oh yeah this is still expert mode i think i can get a lot higher score on normal mode because apparently thats what all the highest score autists do but that just feels cheap to me so i'll do that as a separate score
you can do it bro >we believe in you
should i mention that its expert mode? is it possible to get a score that high in lesser modes?
oh yeah mention its expert mode
you can more easily get a way higher score in regular mode actually because you can abuse a whole lot more exploits without as much fear of losing wings
i'll do it actually i already posted it in that thread you linked anyway
i dont even know what his means but good job
he pressed a button a lot and got a rally big number
he got the biggest number on the whole webring
and he was one of >US?!??!?!???
his final submission was with the name "WEW"
yuo tell me budy
two of the current 4 hi scores are spartmans
hows that grab ya
in fairness we're basically the only /v/ here that's both active and actually plays vidya games rather than crying about goobergate like 7 years later. Wish more people posted on fatchan tho their high score thing is a great idea
>claiming high scores on a literally ded imageboard to circlejerk
that board is a tiny bit more active than my fetish board on cakechan, and that's only because of recent posts there
>>6021>the entire webring is a ded board
lel deal with it noscorer
buddy >we're just playing vidya and posting scores why do you have to try and turn it into something dramatic?
it's fun so why not? besides they could use the activity, it'll be a little less ded if us /sp/iggers are posting there every now and again
having fun is cool, but giving yourself massive asspats just for playing video games is cringe
lol idk where you got the impression that anyone is taking this seriously in any way
>>6025>hey look i got a big nomr<WTF STOP THIS ASSPATTING ITS TOO MASSIVE
i'll give you tge benefit of the doubt and assume this is b8 and tgat youre not actually retarded enough to get mad about numbers in childrens entertainment being posted on the childrens entertainment board
its prolly the same guy who was trying to stir up shit between /sp/and zzz over the magazine earlier itt bet hes butthurt that didnt pan out lol
>>6029>>6028>being this asshurt about being called cringe
oh no he cringed FUCK
name a game that has scores
this is not me tywtd but it i am tywtd
lol wtf is this i might have to try that just because it looks weird as fuck
luv me sum sc5 budy but gotta tell ya if yuo play it on dreamcast map up down left right to the abxy buttons and set the chus to the triggers
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Issue #2 is here!
It's been a wild ride, but we're finally ready to release the biggest, baddest issue yet!
We're very proud of it and we'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this and the previous issues, helping us create OC and encourage drawfags to improve.
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glad to bee of service
>they seriously released a second issue
wew anons are actually delivering lately
im working on a page for issue 3 but it's sekrit shhhhhh
fuck that the bee version was better
WEW that's much better than the first one, almost makes me want to contribute to the next. Almost. There's gonna be a #3 right?
im prolly not gonna read these but its nice to see anons having fun making things instead of bitching about meta shit or gossiping about other boards
4/5 not enough bees
Half the mag is just screenshots of OP samefagging about how he btfo the naysayers and trolls
We're trying to reach at least 80%, but those gosh dang videogames get in the way.
there's like 2 pages of thatbut yeah its still a bit much
where's the second page?
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It's not even one though, there's like a single screencap of a post which takes 1 quarter of the "foreword" page, with the rest of said page having nothing to do with it. Ironically, Anon claiming it to be "half the mag" is the same kind of faggots the post references.
i personally created 90% of the zine
compliment me and my work
ok i admit it the whole magazine is me patting my own ass and back at the same time
There's literally 1 (one) screencap about the trolls and it's less than half the foreword page. The other screencaps (on the page with the bee grill) are reactions to the april fools issue… You need to lighten up and READ the damn thing, it's really fun
You're forgetting>half the ads
When the only thing decent besides the ads (which could just be in a thread) was the thread someone didn't make and posted there instead.
I mean, I guess, I wouldn't both making an actual thread about a videogame since it'd get closed like the CotN thread but there's all one of those here. But the ads are still the whole point and every decent ad was made in defiance of muh scribus.
the articles weren't bad this time around though, except for Overblood imo.
didn't read lol but since half the reactions are bitching maybe us /sp/artmen should make our own magazine with blackjack and hookers
>>6163>implying anyone here has the attention span to be that productive
maybe a game recommendation chart is more feasible than a magazine, and will be more likely to be shared years later
Top 10 Madden Games!
And our Number 1 Madden game is:Moonbase Alpha
no ones bitching tho
ugh… magazines… 🙄😒
Damn you listed all the classics.
>zzzchan has banned the hidden service, is trying and failing to ban tor nodes