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File: 1643764290621.png (580.38 KB, 720x1018, 360:509, zzz.png)

 No.5488[Last 50 Posts]

the fruits of the webring somehow exist

SLEEPY STATION #1
https://files.catbox.moe/bnsbxg.zip

 No.5489

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Imagine rulecucking your whole site to promote "high quality" posting and this unfunny trash is the result. I would be embarrassed tbh

 No.5491

File: 1643806307036.png (5.71 MB, 1654x2339, 1654:2339, worksonmymachine.png)

>>5490
Probably. I like the fake ads. The actual articles are excruciating though, what were they thinking

 No.5492

im not reading that but hey at least they actually made something instead of simply bitching about lack of oc like they usually do

 No.5494

>>5492
This board would absolutely trash their OC if there were more posters here

 No.5498

this is pretty fucking cringe tbh but at least it's OC that isn't soyjak edit #3652210984

 No.5499

>>5494
i dont care i just like seeing stuff that isnt /v/alkan or /cow/ drama or fuckin wojak spam for once

 No.5500

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File: 1643833984224-1.png (61.79 KB, 554x260, 277:130, Untitled.png)

you convinced me

 No.5501

File: 1643836397918.gif (2.82 MB, 270x270, 1:1, 1604418555556.gif)

>>5500
>Hurrrr it gud because anime and it make my pee pee hard
Wow, this must be the high quality posting on zzzchan I have heard so much about

 No.5502

>>5501
psp and ps1 games on an oled screen tho

 No.5503

>>5502
Steam decks and similar handhelds can handle emulation and PC games, so unless you really want to play weeb shovelware I would just wait for those to drop in price

 No.5504

>>5503
the steam deck is gonna be $500 and xboxhueg
maybe ill get one once/if theyre available tho

 No.5505

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the seething will continue until morale improves

 No.5506

>>5491
What did >>5490 say?
I made that ad, happy to see it well received

 No.5507

>>5506
In future post your OC here instead of that shit site

 No.5508

>>5507
>muh interboard drama

 No.5509

>>5508
hes a fag

 No.5510

File: 1643846017289.png (69.06 KB, 1247x594, 1247:594, lol.png)

>>5508
>>5509
It's heavily moderated AKA shit, of course I am going to tell people to avoid it and post somewhere better. Mods will band and delete for anything, they are as bad as Mark (including discussing new releases, this is "shilling" in the mind of a pea brained janitor). If the moderators ever get the stick out of their ass I will STFU about it

 No.5511

>>5501
seeing motherfucking 3D SPACE CADET PINBALL in that pic gave me a raging hard-on ngl

 No.5512

>>5510
lol this is some 8chan tier rulecuckery

 No.5513

>>5501
>>5507
>>5510
nnnyyyyeeeeeeeerrrrr
>WE'RE UNDER ATTACK FROM TRANNY FROWN DRAMA MISSILES DEPLOY THE INTERBOARD BISEXUAL-SMILE ROCKETS

 No.5514

>>5513
Yeah I agree, interboard fighting is gay, I guess I will just say what I have to say over on ZZZchan. Oh wait, I can't because it's a rulecucked hugbox

 No.5515

>>5514
PPPPPSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGG
OH NO THE FROWN IS TOO AUTISTIC IN THIS ONE OUR SMILES AREN'T BISEXUAL FALL BACK

 No.5516

wew theyre havin a slapfight in that thread over spee/v/ nice magazine tho

 No.5517

>>5500
Nice, you got one for a good price too
Hope you have fun anon

 No.5519

File: 1643858699726-0.mp4 (5.76 MB, 1066x600, 533:300, Steam_Deck_Threads_in_a_Nu….mp4)

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>>5503
>Steam Deck
>being a fag
>buying (((Mark)))'s favorite new shiny toy

 No.5520

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>the only activity this place gets all year is a dozen posts about being mad and crying about other sites
LOL

 No.5521

>>5520
no ones crying tho

 No.5522

>>5521
>>5520
except you of course you know you stick out like a sore thumb right?

 No.5523

why does anyone come here to try and stir shit anyway ive never seen any kind of response from anyone on spee/v/ besides irreverent shitposting i dont get whta about sportschan makes people so ongry

 No.5524

>>5523
they a fag

 No.5525

>>5524
as a hobby or as a career and do they get benefits

 No.5527

>>5525
idk nigga sheesh i aint they keepa 💅🏻

 No.5528

>>5527
wtf i was told you were an expert on faggots i want my blowjob back

 No.5529

>>5523
OP came bearing gifts from brothers in shitposting
cattle hates anons cooperating
2+2=benis

 No.5530

File: 1643867766783.gif (1.17 MB, 500x760, 25:38, Mexican anime girl dancing.gif)

>>5500 (checked)

 No.5531

>>5500
seems kind of expensive for a 10+ year old console

 No.5533

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>>5529
>brothers in shitposting
More like mothers in shitposting, that zine was embarrassing

 No.5538

>>5533
there are very obvious things you do that make you stand out its fitting youd use that image

 No.5543

>>5500
Vita is ded though. Sucks because it had a lot of potential

 No.5544

>>5507
>In future post your OC here instead of that shit site

Maybe endchan's v board too

 No.5545

>>5519
I regret watching those 2 videos. Thank God I'm not in that shit website, nor am I ever going

 No.5547

is this like the gossip thread? because kandi keeps pulling my hair and like that stupid biological radfem isnt even the best stripper at the bar omg

 No.5548

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File: 1643905155631-3.mp4 (11.92 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, Vita Propaganda.mp4)

>>5543
That's why you hack it and do whatever you want with it
Vita will always be alive as long as anons are playing with her

 No.5551

>>5548
i gotta travel a lot for work maybe i'll pick me up one of these and fuck with it

 No.5552

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>>5551
I'd highly recommend it

 No.5553

it's really hard to believe how hard the vita flopped after the psp was so successful
fuck smartphones, the smartphone revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

 No.5556

>>5553
The 3DS was just all round better, you can't compete with a PS2 tier library like that

 No.5559

Never really been that much into handheld gaymen tbh. Recently bought a cheap tablet and installed Retroarch on it but I've mostly just used it for videos

 No.5561

>>5556
Don't listen to this anon, he's a lying faggot
t. owned several 3DSes and bought every "good" game for the system
Biggest gaming regret of my life

 No.5563

>>5556
there were some bangers for the 3ds but i wouldnt say it was ps2 tier and some of the gud ones were just remakes or re-releases of previous games or worse editions of games for home consoles (smash 4 and re:revelations for example)

 No.5580

File: 1644096911843.mp4 (30.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 8chanultimatum.mp4)

Here's 8moe's idea of OC

>>5488
and here's zzzchan's idea of OC

Now tell me zzzchan's attempt isn't massively embarrassing. If the PPH count were as it was back during the 2019 days, that raw garbage cover art and QC throughout the whole 'magazine' would have been rightfully laughed into obscurity - but don't worry, this magazine will fade as well very soon as long as zzzshills don't keep forcing it.

 No.5581

>>5580
>trying to force this board war tier shit
its never gonna happen fag, crossposting was already happening with the magazine.
Nothing is wrong with that OC either.

 No.5582

>>5581
hes prolly not gonna stop the best you can do is go crosspost on zzzchan and make fun of him with the snoozefrens

 No.5584

>>5582
This. The real enemy are those fugging blacked.moe fedposters. I say we raid them, posthaste!

 No.5585

>>5584
your not funny at all man give it a fuckin rest

 No.5586

>that quick response
lel hes got this thread open in a tab waiting for someone to take the b8 and start shitting up zzz what a fuckin loser

 No.5587

its funny they call it sleepy chan cuz i sure am TIRED of this drama!

wow

 No.5589

>>5580
one is a cringey magazine thing and the other is a soulless PilotRedSun ripoff so neither are really that good, but >we're not really in a position to talk when there's no OC here anyway.
But I prefer a place like this where we actually just talk about bideo gaymes rather than caring about gay shit like "board culture", inter-site drama and whatever else

 No.5591

>>5589
>soulless
now that's just objectively wrong

 No.5592

>>5589
i didnt like the articles but some of the ads in that magazine are p funny tho ngl >>5491 is my favorite
but yah this board drama shit is annoying im p sure almost no one falls for it but it doesnt stop the same fags from pushing it constantly theyve been doing it for years

 No.5595

>>5580
>>5584
no one asked

 No.5596

>>5591
there's no soul in uncritically and mindlessly copying another video. a meme is best when it's either original, or, if it isn't, at least copied with an understanding of what made the original so good.

 No.5611

>>5589
If you read the cringey magazine thread on zzz you'd know many anons were just copying what they saw in gaming magazine examples. The sleepy-tan comic at the end for example is a carbon copy of a forklift simulator comic. A vita-tan image macro is a carbon copy of a Neptunia panel. The 'epic gondola cards' are almost all copies of something either YuGiOh or Pokemon related. I'd take the PilotRedSun ripoff any day since it required actual effort and creativity in their case.

 No.5613

>>5611
id take both over pointless and retarded dick waving between tiny imageboards over shit no one cares about

 No.5619

>>5613
fuck you ill wave my dick whenever and wherever i want

 No.5621

>>5611
That Vita-tan thing you're referring to is unrelated to the zzz comic. That was just a draw thread request that was fulfilled, it's literally just a meme fag.

 No.5626

>>5619
ok then i can wave a running blender at it how bout that mashed potato penis?

 No.5663

>>5488
>zzz
stopped reading

 No.5719

File: 1644968924818.jpg (Spoiler Image, 316.34 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, Virgin's deep dark secret.jpg)

>>5488
>Metroid
That mediocre game got btfo by a Super Mario 3d World clone during the GOATSE 2021, waifufags on suicide watch.

 No.5730

>>5719
If only Viv was that big in a setting that showed off her size better

 No.5749

>>5719
Any reason why you're posting some faggoty. morbidly obese, CP spamming federal agent? if it's that guy attention whoring, then he can go fuck himself!

>>5730
>MUH DICK MUH DICK MUH DICK SHIIIIIEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

haha that's funny. I remember when the GG boards would get flooded with smut after the movement started dying out. It's really easy to demoralize and control people with lust.

 No.5760

now convinced it's not speedrunning that causes it, it's just vidya in general

 No.5761

i like

 No.5763

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 No.5766

>>5749
take it back to twatter frownyboi

 No.5769


 No.5770

i was thinkin about makin a spee page and seeing if they'd put it in but i wouldn't do no spart game id just doa game i lik and be lik this is da spartmans choice rit here

 No.5772

and idgaf what yuo idiots lik idfc kys but id cover da page in wadina and id do exclusively sparty stuff n stuff idk maybe its a bad idea actually ya know WHAT idfc FUCK YUO im just gonna do it maybe lol and see what happens

 No.5779

>>5772
do it
it'll accomplish two things, make the magazine into a fun cross-site project and also send the drama discord homos into a massive fit and try even more retarded gayops

 No.5782

>>5770
Makes me wonder what spartchan's favourit gaem would be if we did some kind of poll or something, unlike the other hivemind /v/s there's a lot of different opinions around here

 No.5784

>>5782
pre-f2p tf2

 No.5787

>>5782
star fox 64 ive played that game for at least a month every year since it came out
highest score ive gotten is 1697 which made me think i was da bes all the way up until i saw the scores that youtube trannies were getting holy fuck im nowhere close

 No.5790

>>5787
take that score and prove it and post that proof on the high score thread on /vr/ at fatchan and you'll be officially the best starfox64 player on the entire webring
ill put ur score on the high score sticky and everything

 No.5792

>>5790
>last activity 2 weeks ago
A shame because it looks like a nice, non-rulecucked board. Also the theme is based

 No.5794

>>5790
you want me to do emulated or original hardware? because in recent years ive only been able to get in like the upper 1500s since im becoming hospice but i can still get in the 1600s with an emulator for whatever reason
id be doing expert mode too obviously

 No.5795

>>5794
>I'm becoming hospice
do your best anon, I'm rooting for ya

 No.5808

>>5794
DO IT FAGGET

 No.5809

>>5794
doesn't matter

 No.5813

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>let friend borrow n64
>hes not using it anymore
>so i went and got it back just for this
>turns out his kid erased the fucking save data
>high scores gone
>have to unlock expert mode again
god dammit
heres the best i could do with hospice hands on regular mode

 No.5814

>>5813
when you got a score ur happy with post it on da score thread on fat/vr/ then itll be official

 No.5815

>>5814
ok might be a few days

 No.5816

>>5813
you can do it bro /sp/igger/v/ is counting on you

 No.5817

was on track to get above 1650 on area 6 just now then fucked it all up before the checkpoint
not actually hospice btw i was just hungover

 No.5818

>>5817
>not actually hospice just a hangover
please kill yourself, sympathy-baiting cuck

 No.5820

>>5760
>>5761
>>5763
>>5766

Your thoughts on these posts >>5719
>>5730 that feature a person who hosts child p orn on his website?

 No.5828

>>5818
lel if youre retarded enough to fall for tear jerking then you should follow your own advice especially when the giy youre mad at isnt even trying

 No.5831

>>5818
i would but ive got star fox to play

 No.5833

>>5818
pls no bullying the boomer anon

 No.5850

>>5749
Who's attention whoring? That's the real question: Mark and zzzchan fag are both unfunny spergs who welcome waifufags in order to make their ghost-towns welcoming punished redditors, but god forbid if you ridicule them for also being lolifags.

>>5820
No replies on the posts shitting on the ironic pedophiles, what's up with that?

 No.5853

>>5850
no one cares about your gay internet drama faggot we're trying to watch some boomer play Star Fox

 No.5856

>>5853
hes even goin for da high score

 No.5859

i just have to get the medals on sector z titania and bolse to re-unlock expert mode
i hat sector z so much its the only level i dislike in that game once i get its medal im never playing that level again

 No.5867

I always fucked up the hard mode star wolf tbh

 No.5868

which sucked cause andross was piss easy

 No.5870

>>5867
the trick is to line yourself up at the very start of that level so you can hit start right when theyre talking and do a uturn then blast them while theyre still flying into the arena if youre fast enough you can even take one down before the fight actually starts even with the basic laser

 No.5871

File: 1645839191046.png (6.82 KB, 858x536, 429:268, venom.png)

what im trying to say is this is how you wanna line up before you do the uturn before the cutscene begins and then press start to regain control early so you can shoot them while theyre still bunched together in that corner

 No.5879

Any news Star Fox anon?

 No.5880

>>5879
i unlocked expert mode but i still havent gotten higher than 1576
p frustrating honestly

 No.5881

also i ordered a new controller maybe thatll help
the joystick on the one im using is loose

 No.5895

There are video games, and then video games with big fucking ass and thighs.

 No.5897

>>5895
shermie

 No.5898

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>>5895
you betcha

 No.5899

File: 1646438911854.png (1.09 MB, 1040x614, 520:307, FUG.png)

FUG
coulda gotten a few more hits on meteo normally get above 300
i messed up bad on katina fuckin hit the core of the saucer and lost a wing like a retard which cost me the +10 so i only got +2 and also didnt time shooting the hatches right so i got like 40 less hits than i should have
did ok on sector x despite starting off with only the basic laser so im not too upset with that
now area 6 holy shit was that a mess
i mistimed a couple of bomb shots on macbeth so i went into area 6 with only one bomb to clear out the mines so right off the bat i was missing out on ~15 hits
was doing ok had fully upgraded lasers all the way past the checkpoint and then i smashed into a ship lost a wing and had to restart from the checkpoint a few times to try and salvage as many points as possible only got 356 hits while the most ive ever gotten on that level was 430 god dammit
on the bright side this is the highest score ive ever gotten on corneria

 No.5900

>>5898
i lik imp ass

 No.5901

>>5900
me to budy

 No.5902

>>5899
for when you are happy with your score
https://fatchan.org/vr/thread/83.html

 No.5904

>>5898
>Chelodoyart
He's Ukrainian, and I hope the guy's doing fine right now with the war in his homeland.

 No.5906

>>5904
Dude is probably rolling in patreonbux with all the attention Ukraine is getting recently. I hope so anyway because funding your country's war effort by drawing 2D porn would be incredibly based

 No.5908

File: 1646498123945.png (1.12 MB, 1021x623, 1021:623, so close.png)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 1700+ WAS RIGHT THERE IN MY GRASP AND I BUTTERFINGERED IT
well, i got my old high score back lol but i choked hard as fuck right at the end
got a new personal record on corneria and did p gud on meteo. katina could have been like 20 hits higher but i immediately rekt into a ship and lost a wing at the start
sector x was the same score as last time but i couldve gotten a few extra hits but i did fine on macbeth
was doing so fuckin gud on area 6 then hit a missile and lost a wing just before the boss and missed out on about 20 hits but i still managed to get +10 on the boss with a single laser
venom is where it all went to shit though i started off great i took andrew down immediately and then took out leon so full points from them, but then i absolutely shit myself with pigma and wolf and only found out after i already entered the monkr bunker that restarting doesnt take you back to the beginning and just resets you at the bunker
couldve gotten something like ~1760 hits if it wasnt for tiny mistakes and then that shitpile at the end
i'll try again later today or tomorrow

 No.5909

oh yeah this is still expert mode i think i can get a lot higher score on normal mode because apparently thats what all the highest score autists do but that just feels cheap to me so i'll do that as a separate score

 No.5910

>>5908
you can do it bro >we believe in you

 No.5916


 No.6001

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1700+ FINALLY ALLAHU ACKBAR
meant to change the name to 'fux' but oh well was mashin a towards the end of the credits and went to fast
new pr on corneria again
meteo was baaaad because i fucked up the somersault in hyperspace to collect a bunch of bombs that i usually use to get a bunch of extra hits
katina went p gud despite losing a fuckin wing again halfway through god damn i think i hate this level now also apparently you can still get a medal even if you dont kill the mothership didnt know that. i just decided to forego shooting the core and took down a bunch more small ships instead
coulda gotten a few more hits on sector x but im satisfied with what i got there it was a little higher than my last two scores i posted
macbeth couldve been like 200+ but i fucked up my rhythm with the charged laser and messed up a few hit+'s
figured out a new way to play area 6 though. started out with fully upgraded lasers but ran into a satellite while trying to take it down and restarted but theres a laser upgrade you can get right at the very start which helps a lot. still couldve gotten about 20 more hits than i did if id had the blue lasers from the beginning but didnt do too bad overall
227 is max score on venom unless you do some rally autistic shit during the star wolf battle which i am not anywhere near dexterous enough to pull off
tl;dr got a hi scar

 No.6002

>>6001
added
should i mention that its expert mode? is it possible to get a score that high in lesser modes?

 No.6003

>>6002
oh yeah mention its expert mode
you can more easily get a way higher score in regular mode actually because you can abuse a whole lot more exploits without as much fear of losing wings

 No.6004

>>6003
>>6002
i'll do it actually i already posted it in that thread you linked anyway

 No.6005

>>6004
updated

 No.6008

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>>6001
>anon actually delivers

 No.6009

>>6001
i dont even know what his means but good job

 No.6010

>>6009
he pressed a button a lot and got a rally big number

 No.6011

>>6010
he got the biggest number on the whole webring

 No.6014

>>6011
and he was one of >US?!??!?!???

 No.6015

>>6014
his final submission was with the name "WEW"
yuo tell me budy

 No.6016

>>6015
hmm
i guess not

 No.6017

>>6016
two of the current 4 hi scores are spartmans
hows that grab ya

 No.6018

>>6017
by the balls

 No.6020

>>6017
in fairness we're basically the only /v/ here that's both active and actually plays vidya games rather than crying about goobergate like 7 years later. Wish more people posted on fatchan tho their high score thing is a great idea

 No.6021

>claiming high scores on a literally ded imageboard to circlejerk
that board is a tiny bit more active than my fetish board on cakechan, and that's only because of recent posts there

 No.6022

>>6021
>the entire webring is a ded board
lel deal with it noscorer

 No.6023

>>6021
buddy >we're just playing vidya and posting scores why do you have to try and turn it into something dramatic?

 No.6024

>>6021
it's fun so why not? besides they could use the activity, it'll be a little less ded if us /sp/iggers are posting there every now and again

 No.6025

>>6023
having fun is cool, but giving yourself massive asspats just for playing video games is cringe

 No.6027

>>6025
lol idk where you got the impression that anyone is taking this seriously in any way

 No.6028

>>6025
>hey look i got a big nomr
<WTF STOP THIS ASSPATTING ITS TOO MASSIVE
i'll give you tge benefit of the doubt and assume this is b8 and tgat youre not actually retarded enough to get mad about numbers in childrens entertainment being posted on the childrens entertainment board

 No.6029

>>6028
>>6027
its prolly the same guy who was trying to stir up shit between /sp/and zzz over the magazine earlier itt bet hes butthurt that didnt pan out lol

 No.6030

>>6029
>>6028
>being this asshurt about being called cringe
cringe lmao

 No.6031

>>6030
oh no he cringed FUCK

 No.6032

>>6020
ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN SPOR– ERRR, GAMES JOURNALISM

 No.6033

QUICK
name a game that has scores
this is not me tywtd but it i am tywtd

 No.6034

dodonpachi

 No.6035

>>6033
Space Channel 5

 No.6036

>>6034
thanks budy
>>6035
lol wtf is this i might have to try that just because it looks weird as fuck

 No.6038

>>6036
luv me sum sc5 budy but gotta tell ya if yuo play it on dreamcast map up down left right to the abxy buttons and set the chus to the triggers

 No.6117

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Issue #2 is here!
It's been a wild ride, but we're finally ready to release the biggest, baddest issue yet!
We're very proud of it and we'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this and the previous issues, helping us create OC and encourage drawfags to improve.

Happy reading:

https://litter.catbox.moe/uwiqgr.pdf

 No.6118

File: 1648828516270.jpg (26.98 KB, 549x556, 549:556, 1572527911499.jpg)

>>6117
looks like our previous feedback was taken into account because this is 100% based and redpilled

 No.6119

File: 1648835253664.png (202.91 KB, 1586x1608, 793:804, bzzt.png)

>>6117
bees r gud

 No.6120

File: 1648854098777.png (529.89 KB, 467x497, 467:497, a_death_this_sweet_has_no_….png)

>>6119
glad to bee of service

 No.6121

>they seriously released a second issue
wew anons are actually delivering lately

 No.6123

im working on a page for issue 3 but it's sekrit shhhhhh

 No.6136

File: 1649086039008.jpg (94.29 KB, 449x622, 449:622, Sleepy Station 2.jpg)


 No.6137

>>6136
fuck that the bee version was better

 No.6138

>>6136
WEW that's much better than the first one, almost makes me want to contribute to the next. Almost. There's gonna be a #3 right?

 No.6139

im prolly not gonna read these but its nice to see anons having fun making things instead of bitching about meta shit or gossiping about other boards

 No.6140

>>6136
4/5 not enough bees

 No.6142

>>6139
Half the mag is just screenshots of OP samefagging about how he btfo the naysayers and trolls

 No.6143

>>6138
ye
>>6142
We're trying to reach at least 80%, but those gosh dang videogames get in the way.

 No.6146

File: 1649165576325.png (641.69 KB, 1200x627, 400:209, ClipboardImage.png)

>>6143
hopefully by issue #5 it will be nothing but self-fellatio back to back.

 No.6148

>>6142
there's like 2 pages of that
but yeah its still a bit much

 No.6149

>>6148
where's the second page?

 No.6150

File: 1649196242255.png (181.84 KB, 311x409, 311:409, 214d36710e5860e909d674348a….png)

>>6148
It's not even one though, there's like a single screencap of a post which takes 1 quarter of the "foreword" page, with the rest of said page having nothing to do with it. Ironically, Anon claiming it to be "half the mag" is the same kind of faggots the post references.

 No.6151

i personally created 90% of the zine
compliment me and my work

NOW

 No.6153

ok i admit it the whole magazine is me patting my own ass and back at the same time

 No.6154

File: 1649258332998.gif (593.82 KB, 400x225, 16:9, 0lARAMQ.gif)


 No.6156

>>6142
>>6148
There's literally 1 (one) screencap about the trolls and it's less than half the foreword page. The other screencaps (on the page with the bee grill) are reactions to the april fools issue… You need to lighten up and READ the damn thing, it's really fun

 No.6159

>>6156
You're forgetting
>half the ads
When the only thing decent besides the ads (which could just be in a thread) was the thread someone didn't make and posted there instead.
I mean, I guess, I wouldn't both making an actual thread about a videogame since it'd get closed like the CotN thread but there's all one of those here. But the ads are still the whole point and every decent ad was made in defiance of muh scribus.

 No.6160

>>6159
the articles weren't bad this time around though, except for Overblood imo.

 No.6163

didn't read lol but since half the reactions are bitching maybe us /sp/artmen should make our own magazine with blackjack and hookers

 No.6164

>us

 No.6165

>>6163
>implying anyone here has the attention span to be that productive
maybe a game recommendation chart is more feasible than a magazine, and will be more likely to be shared years later

 No.6166

File: 1649350882914.mp4 (5.39 MB, 640x360, 16:9, AVGN - Football Moments.mp4)

>>6165
Top 10 Madden Games!

Number 10
Madden 2010!
Number 9
Madden 2009!
Number 8
Madden 2008!
Number 7
Madden 2007!
Number 6
Madden 2006!
Number 5
Madden 2005!
Number 4
Madden 2004!
Number 3
Madden 2003!
Number 2
Madden 2002!
And our Number 1 Madden game is:
Moonbase Alpha

 No.6168

>>6163
no ones bitching tho

 No.6169

ugh… magazines… 🙄😒

 No.6171

File: 1649433181277.jpg (58.52 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Madden.jpg)

>>6166
based

 No.6173

>>6166
Damn you listed all the classics.

 No.6308

>zzzchan has banned the hidden service, is trying and failing to ban tor nodes
wew

 No.6325

File: 1652590755382.png (2.71 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>6308
They're still winning and btfo whoever the fuck they're crying about.

 No.6327


 No.6333

>>6308
>the virgin banning tor vs the chad allowing tor but deleting all the tor posts

 No.6451

File: 1657171199230.jpeg (467.65 KB, 1654x2339, 1654:2339, Sleepy Station 3 cover.jpeg)

We made another one, thanks for your input.
https://litter.catbox.moe/qri3ze.pdf

 No.6452

>>6451
i was about to make this post after i saw it on /sp/ i just wanna say that sex2 is a spartman article and i think that should be obvious by page 2 of that article :)

luv yuo :))))))))))

 No.6453

>>6452
Yeah, we knew.
Next time you guys send us an article, submit a file that can be edited. Preferably an .sla Scribus file. My wife's boyfriend's son saw the KC chode in this issue and I got punched in the eye.

 No.6454


 No.6455

>>6454
That's the royal "we" and don't >(You) forget it

 No.6456

File: 1657204620918.png (748.68 KB, 633x893, 633:893, Untitled.png)

>>6451
hey >we actually made it in

 No.6457

im impressed a /v/igger project not only didnt die in the womb but actually kept going after the initial execution
how many times has that ever happened before like zero?

 No.6458

File: 1657232463289.png (2.9 MB, 1654x2339, 1654:2339, covermockup.png)

Someone made a better cover for this issue, hope it gets used
>>6457
A few times

 No.6459

>>6453
i posted all that shit fuck you

 No.6460

>>6458
name examples i genuinely cant think of any /v/ project that ever left the ground

 No.6461

>>6460
Pokémon Clover and those Mario World romhacks

 No.6462

>>6460
8chanmania
Infinity Intraverse
The 2 nep retranslations

 No.6463

File: 1657274966706.jpg (64.62 KB, 1200x1007, 1200:1007, smugrio.jpg)

>>6460
/v/ sings

 No.6467

>>6463
I always thought those things were kinda gay tbh

 No.6468

>>6467
You need to loosen up and have some fun

 No.6469

File: 1657300472396.mp4 (2.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, doug dale dimmadome I like….mp4)

>>6467
They are.

 No.6470

>>6461
>>6462
oh huh, i forgot about alla that. im probably way more focused on how actual video games that /v/ anons attempt to develop always crash and burn, the furthest i remember seeing any of em get was anton & coolpecker and that one was still mostly concept. speaking of which didnt the fags who made yooka laylee outright steal a character from the anton & coolpecker project?
>>6463
i never considered those /v/ projects theyre basically just karaoke compilations
>>6468
they are but they were gud funpost material regardless

 No.6471

>>6468
how about I loosen up your butthole faggot?
*unzips dick*

 No.6472

>>6470
Most game development period crashes and burns, what you actually see get finished probably isn't even 1% of all the attempted vidya dev projects out there
Game development is fucking hard
There's been a few anons who made their own games and had success but /v/ game dev projects have issues that fuck them over usually
For example, Anon's Bizarre Adventure was going well, and then a few outsider retards pushed doing a fucking engine switch halfway through and switching to Git, which basically killed the whole project, and they fucked off while people tried to recover and salvage from the massive amounts of wasted effort and time from their own circlejerking asses.
Right now zzz is working on a Libbie VN (shit idea personally but that's just imo) and it's a long way from completion but it at least seems to be making steady, if slow progress.

 No.6480

File: 1658122962364.mp4 (7.59 MB, 578x420, 289:210, ztan_beats_megaman.mp4)

more oc from that board
i rally lik dis

 No.6481

File: 1658129768431.mp4 (1.33 MB, 578x420, 289:210, breakmystride.mp4)


 No.6482

File: 1658133162980.gif (1.23 MB, 578x420, 289:210, breakmystride.gif)


 No.6483

oh wow actual content
i lik it gud job

 No.6484


 No.6485

>>6480
>/v/ OC that isn't soyjaks
wew noice

 No.6486

File: 1658240054268.png (1.42 MB, 2635x611, 2635:611, 1624971280494.png)


 No.6487

>>6484
right after you turn that tranny forwn upside down twatterboi

 No.6491


 No.6492


 No.6493

>>6492
how about you fuck THIS
*unzips dick*

 No.6494

>>6492
>>6484
idk what makes you think vcoming here and butthurting is gonna make anyone leave lol how bout you go back to one of your tranny frowner /v/s and frown at your budys and leave the innocent bisexual smilers here alone?

 No.6495

>>6491
>>6487
>>6485
>>6483
>>6482
>>6481
>>6480
stay and enjoy yourselves :)

 No.6496

>>6493
>>6494
fuck off

 No.6497

little sus how cp gets spammed when tranny frowner is around
reeeaaall little bit sus

 No.6499

can i throw some dumb shit together and get a page or an ad in the next one?
accidentally made a new tbread somehow whoops

 No.6500

>>6499
ya spude go here for the template in the op faq https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/145350.html

 No.6501

File: 1658668561515.png (2.46 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, playstation 2 loadscreen.png)

>>6499
sure dude, I lurk here sometimes
If you need help with anything, don't be afraid to ask here or on ZZZ, either is fine.

 No.6504

zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
zchan sucks dick and is for faggots
all posts above and below this post need to fuck off

 No.6505

people who clearly never use this site outside of randomly getting upset over petty drama need to calm down and turn that tranny frown upside down!
every post above and below this one is welcome and should have a good time ;)

 No.6506

i am the only person that has posted or will post in this thread

 No.6507

>>6504
>he doesn't suck dick
>he isn't a faggot
what are you, gay?

 No.6508

>>6506
well quiet down im trying to listen to video games

 No.6533

File: 1660804178796.png (1.56 MB, 1278x717, 426:239, thanks goys.png)

You fellas gonna contribute this month?

 No.6534

>>6533
SPARTSCHAN IS A SOVEREIGN IMAGEBOARD
BEGONE YOU FILTHY SLEEPYCHAN KIKE LEECH

 No.6535

File: 1660826891515.png (121.46 KB, 232x249, 232:249, a most disturbing passage ….PNG)

>>6534
I guess that's a "no" then

 No.6536

>>6535
>>6533
im tempted to just to spite the tranny frowner sageboi but i dunno what to do

 No.6537

File: 1660928521157.png (49.02 KB, 378x158, 189:79, all smiles.PNG)

>>6536
no real need to do things to spite others, just do ya thang, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_PmmlCiso

 No.6538

File: 1660929301198.png (1.31 MB, 615x864, 205:288, ClipboardImage.png)

>>6536
but if you do feel creative all of the sudden, we'd appreciate a fake ad for a game or something

 No.6539

>>6537
spite is my life support i cant afford hospital care

 No.6540

>>6535
>>6536
>>6537
>>6538
>>6539
you could have had this entire conversation in discord but you made a deliberate choice to have it here
the question is why

 No.6541

>>6540
because I'm not gay

 No.6542

>>6540
literally the only reason you post here is because of this thread stop and reevaluate your life dude

 No.6543

>>6542
nice projection

 No.6545

>sage
wat lmao wher yu com from budy

 No.6546

>tfw board is ded except the occasional drama with the tranny frown guy
what happened bros

 No.6547

File: 1661274656118.jpeg (2.86 MB, 2508x3541, 2508:3541, 1ddfcbe78b71b4bc0168e7083….jpeg)

>what happened
/v/ was 60% onion posters
not counting bots who were also mostly onion posters

 No.6548

>>6547
probably also doesn't help that there's fucking nothing going on rn in terms of vidya gaymes

 No.6550

>>6546
theres only like 4 regular posters and i dont think any of >us post unless >we just played something or are about to it was never a highly active board either way
thats how i do it at least i also look at this magazine thread because its nice seeing oc from the wangrang that isnt petty drama over namefags i dont know anything about or some stupid manufactured slapfight between sites where most of the users probably dont actually have anything against one another
also the tranny frowner sageboi is autistic enough to be indistinguishable from a bot so i dont even count that as a human tbh

 No.6567

>>6546
so I am the first boogyman of this /v/

also zzzchan sucks dick sturgeon is a retarded nigger who deletes anything he dislikes and the other alternative is tainted by a literal kike on a site that's full of racemixing and degeneracy
also yes there's nothing vidya related happening

 No.6571

>>6567
>site that's full of racemixing and degeneracy
based and slovborg pilled

 No.6573

>>6567
youre not a boogeyman youre just an angry annoying buzzkill

 No.6575

>>6573
>anyone who btfos my obnoxious samefag shilling is a buzzkill
I guess that's true

 No.6576

>>6575
uhurbadurba sameguy huehue who's boogeymanning now retard you pick the one piece of oc that doesnt involve a bunch of politnigger whining and proceed to whine about it you are a cancerous imbecile through and through and you know it and the only thing anyone can do about it is hope you die or somehow have your internet capabilities removed. you prolly watch child porn tho so its only a matter of time before youre arrested i guess

 No.6577

holy fuck im pissed off now i hope they keep doing this magazine and ill keep bumping the thread long after ive lost interest just to spite you

 No.6578

>>6577
stay mad

 No.6579

>>6577
>>6576
please just ignore him youll never convince him to stop being a faggot and nobody else pays attention to him anyway
not every /v/ has to be some melodramatic hellhole this place is slow but it hasnt had any of that gay shit until you started responding to him

 No.6587

volume 4 coming out soon fellow vidyogayers

 No.6588

>>6579
Agreed. Let's leave the /cow/ autism at sleepychan.

 No.6589

>>6587
this magazine just keeps getting louder whats the volume cap even at? my ears are already ringing

 No.6590

File: 1662718063000-0.png (885.18 KB, 720x1018, 360:509, c6bae7ec681ffd80087c715853….png)

File: 1662718063000-1.png (9.61 MB, 1654x2339, 1654:2339, c4d3b6ebcd6c5bceab9b0eb14f….png)

File: 1662718063000-2.png (15.63 MB, 1654x2339, 1654:2339, 35774897fd93fff3ed6432b60f….png)

Issue #4 is out!
Criticisms welcome.

>>6589
just hide the thread

 No.6591

>>6590
ya try posting a link next time dipshit
https://files.catbox.moe/bosv0h.zip

 No.6593

File: 1662740212335.jpg (442.92 KB, 1644x1738, 822:869, bonge.jpg)

>>6591
I'm the diversity hire retard

 No.6594

>>6590
it was a shitty dad tier joke about volume settings calm down

 No.6595

>>6594
what if I clam down on you're cock huh?

 No.6596

>>6590
>hide the thread
wut

 No.6597

>>6595
can you afford such things i charge 500000 rupee aka 20 american dollar what now poorguy?



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