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 No.1619486[Last 50 Posts]

YESTERDAY

i am above da law - DA of GHOSTssouri

 No.1619487

File: 1714371015013.mp4 (16.03 MB, 480x320, 3:2, 1_5003513453889979738.MP4)

teehee silly me i forgot the file

 No.1619498

File: 1714379322367.mp4 (18.31 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, video_2024-04-29_04-27-57.mp4)


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 No.1619505

>>1619500
yea living in philly must suck lul

but wait idgi tho you dont even use a tourniquet? how do you even get a hit? is it just IM?
or is he just a pussy and afraid of getting b& on youtube?

 No.1619508

poor brandon here is a bit naive isnt he?
>he pulls the needle back and forth pulling blood in and out
lel yea budy thats how you IV. you dont want an abscess thats a mess AND a wasted hit
gud of him to even try to get the word out tho absolutely no ones even trying
those chemists out there are sinister af just fucking experimenting on bums lik its some science project

im pro gun violence on dope dealers tbh
thats the solution: shoot them all in the face
prolly end up killing half the dopers too cuz idk how tf you can even come off fucking horse tranquilizers. ketamine i guess?

 No.1619511

oh shit lel
gud guess
that next guy comes on and says theres clinics giving ketamine cuz otherwise they die. yea i fuckin bet
as per usual the hospitals/clinics are 3 steps behind, not willing to hand out ket. which i suppose is understandable lel but yea theyre just gonna go right back out and score cuz theyre still in full w/d and gonna die from the horse tranquilizers
gnarly stuff

idk wtf hes talking about fent "not being dopey enough" tho
maybe its just the cheap chinkshit/whatever these crackshack chemists are cooking up, but from what i remember when it was gel/patches, if you smoked it it was ludicrously strong. like just a pinpoint was the dose. multiple levels of metabolism too so it continues to kick in for lik half an hr which is why everyone used to die on it during the initial crisis

 No.1619542

>>1619487
What a see you next Tuesday. Jeez.

 No.1619548

>>1619487
The cop is being annoying asking for her to play some game when she asked for the ticket. He should have pulled up behind her, wrote her the ticket, added the failure to stop, must appear in court, and handed it to her.

What did he want to do? a DUI check?

 No.1619549

>>1619498
lolwut?
>dat pancake butt
Mmmmmmm….just like mom used to make!

 No.1619551

>>1619487
death to karens
death to pigs

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 No.1619560

File: 1714413284098.jpg (199.13 KB, 836x626, 418:313, Power Turkey.jpg)

>>1619559
here's your baste

 No.1619563

>>1619548
maybe he recognized it was that cunt DA he always sees in court and figured "ehh why not?"

 No.1619569

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File: 1714414382164-1.mp4 (19.5 MB, 640x360, 16:9, microsoft board meeting.mp4)

lol what

 No.1619579

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>>1619548
seemed lik he was intentionally poking. gotta suck to watch all these DA's release the vato that tried to kill u last week
mayb bro thought his soul would come back if he bothered this whorb instead of fucking over joe 6 pack for once
mayb heem lookin for a lolsuit too iunno the mind of a jerkop is drunk female tier

 No.1619580

>>1619560
now THAT is cookin
nothing beat the blue turk

 No.1619581

>>1619487
>affluent white female liberals when just ONE aspect of society doesnt completely cater to them and pamper their ass
>complete toddler temper tantrum total meltdown

WOAH BUDDY

 No.1619585

>>1619511
isnt there some new turbo fent shit?
>shoot dealers in the face
legal limitations on justified murder are goofy af. raeping a daughter or ODing a son is way worse than dipping your toesies past my threshold

 No.1619587

File: 1714423029504-0.mp4 (7.3 MB, 720x720, 1:1, charlotte shooteroo.mp4)

File: 1714423029504-1.mp4 (6.72 MB, 720x720, 1:1, charlotte.mp4)

3 officers heemed so far, at least 7 shot attempting to serve a warrant

 No.1619590

>>1619587
>oh shit pigs gonna arrest me
>i know ill shoot them haha that will show them
>entire bolis force comes down on you with no lube
criminals sure are fukn stupid, not even worth taking as many of them with you as possible
its makes loads more sense to just play the dindu nuffin card in court and take the plea deal, now dude is gonna spend 30 years in the slammer before he gets the sleepy shot

 No.1619593

>>1619587
Sync the macarena to the first vid.

t. Rust me bro

 No.1619614

>>1619587
PIGS BTFO!

 No.1619616

>>1619563
yeh this is one of vary few scenarios where i side with the oinker out of principle. DAs are almost always ridiculously corrupt they deserve all the shit they get idc if they throw a lot of niggers into the pen

 No.1619618

>>1619587
keep on rootin and tootin mr shootin

 No.1619619

>>1619487
wew
didnt realize this bish was from webster
shouldve known as soon as i heard how she said "wanna see my baaaadge??". das dat raaaahchester accent. dat raaaaachester attitude too lel

explains a lot. prolly one of the most yuppie places within several hundred miles.
they had a rly nice hockey rink tho. 3 separate rinks inside. didnt even have a college team ffs. i remember they had literal heated floors in the locker room when i was a kid too. can you believe that shit?

 No.1619620

>>1619616
i just realized who it is
thats saaaaandra lel
he def recognized her. shes been DA of monroe country for like a decade
erryone knows sheem a massive cunt

 No.1619625

>>1619585
>isnt there some new turbo fent shit?
tranq
they cut fentanyl with horse tranquilizer and ppl shoot it and their limbs rot off.
reportedly, local cartel have made it harder to get fentanyl for a cheap price lately so they found this shit you can just order online and its way cheaper
#JustPhillyThings

 No.1619638

>>1619625
>limbs rot off.
Sounds like crokodil

 No.1619641

>>1619638
guess it has basically the same damage in the end
dunno how the highs would compare tho makes me wonder if theres anyone alive thats done both

 No.1619662

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Wealthy White Louisiana residents win right to form their own city and split from poorer black neighborhoods in landmark supreme court ruling after 10-year battle over rampant crime and underperforming schools.
https://archive.ph/ODF6F

 No.1619686

>>1619662
i mean theres gated communities fucking all over the cunt
60^2 miles is p big tho

 No.1619693

>>1619590
yah
just take the L
whatever the warrant was is peanuts compared to this shit

 No.1619694

>>1619662
sounds great when can i move there

 No.1619701

>>1619662
>no money for them projects
they want the same thing for atlanta iirc

 No.1619704

File: 1714481789640.jpg (8.98 KB, 400x480, 5:6, charlotte shot.jpg)

>>1619693
he ded now, prob real human bean by jerkop
warrant was for firearm possession by felon, catching the bad end of a 4:1 k/d is embarrassing

 No.1619705

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>>1619662
>projected figures for St. George would create a town with an average income $30,000 higher than present day Baton Rouge, while the unemployment rate would be halved

 No.1619709

>>1619705
M.E. Cormier née Cohen i bet

 No.1619714

File: 1714486278119.mp4 (2.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, momala.mp4)


 No.1619852

benign normal intercourse

 No.1619855

File: 1714495425770.jpg (31.95 KB, 464x266, 232:133, powdered toast man.jpg)

>>1619714
what the fuck

 No.1619858

>>1619855
its just feel good noises being exchanged between two bird brained whorbs dont try to make sense of it just enjoy the animal noises

 No.1619860

>>1619855
Here I'll translate…
>Ooo oo EEE ooooo (Orange tribe bad!)
<Ee oo eee ee ooo eee (You make great queen!)
>EEE OOO EEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE! (You good talking person! Me make great queen!)

 No.1619909

KC to be wiped out by tornado

 No.1619914

>>1619909
More like a spamnado amirite?

 No.1620174

New

 No.1620221

Today

 No.1620261

>>1619909
illuminaughty cloud seeding tornados to wipe out the fag capital of the world
this is demonic crazy

 No.1620262

>>1620221
holding on for tomorrow

 No.1620264

>>1620262
i lik damon

 No.1620272

>>1620264
yea for some prettyboy boyband leader, dude is insanely fucking talented
whole band was p excellent too for that matter

 No.1620500

gay

 No.1620506

dayr

 No.1620516

lol y u so mad bro?

 No.1620642

Spam man probably just angry about the Easter theme since it Easter2.0 on 5/5, but there's no sparts!

 No.1620668

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dudder sold his pc to donate to gura
it's over

 No.1620714

>poopoo pedophile is at it again
lel i hope whoever set him off has a great week

 No.1620723

>>1620642
>no sparts
Let me sift through the shit and find the mlb thread

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 No.1620745

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 No.1620749

>>1620745
well the house auf saud is jewish

 No.1620754

>>1620745
Is saudi goverment full of kikes or just good golems?

 No.1620757

>>1620745
theres a fuckin monarcuck here defending royalty too lel like is this really what you want faggot? because if royalty gets established in amerigay this exact shit is still going to happen

 No.1620765

File: 1714669982522.jpg (229.03 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, orb.jpg)

>>1620754
dont get to shit on celebwhorbs chests without being rally shifty businessmen
prob a concession to normalize defense treaty w us/isr since bibi isnt backing down on pali which was one of their main asks
they just started trading off the petrodollhair w china, and they fucked with bidup by lowering oil production & wrote that scathing letter not long ago
last i heard saudis are "willing to normalize but may wait to see who wins usa election"

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they trying to pass some shit to make it illegal to talk about yids at all

 No.1620796

>>1620777
i hope this passes and nick fuentes is sentenced to death by firing squad against the wailing wall in Israel by the IDF

 No.1620805

>Second boeing whistleblower dead of a rapid-onset infection
Jesus. I guess when a hit costs 30 grande and the lawsuit costs millions then even bioweapons are on the table.

 No.1620826

>>1620805
What did you expect from a business that also sells weapons?

 No.1620858

File: 1714699557236.mp4 (1.37 MB, 848x464, 53:29, 1_5012630733156516859.mp4)

>Russia officially opens exhibition of captured NATO and Ukrainian military equipment.

lel

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 No.1620902

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funny lil website at least when its a real person
also i have a perfect guess record so far >:P

 No.1621015

File: 1714775997711.webm (6.03 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 4_5884483526304208857.webm)

>a company called molech is splicing pig genes with soybeans

 No.1621017

>>1621015
Isn't europa doing their best to fuck up farmers?

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 No.1621156

>>1621015
Is that a zoomer? Could there possibly be hope for the future?

 No.1621326

File: 1714947259824.mp4 (4.06 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, man or bear.mp4)

if i was a woman id rather run into GHOST

 No.1621329

>>1621326
>br'ish """"women""""

 No.1621337

>>1621326
the only "men" in britain are rapist sand niggers so this is pretty understandable

 No.1621339

>>1621326
3DPD not even once.

 No.1621343

>>1621156
all you have to do is explain shit to the youngins its not like they want to live in a shitheap of a world. they just dont know any better because theyre kids as their elder youre supposed to point them in the right direction instead of just letting faceless groups of monsters jerk them around and treat them like mindless money spending dolls

 No.1621349

>>1621343
That's true, I forget that sometimes.

 No.1621427

>>1621326
Da burrs

 No.1621449

>>1621015
if they made soybeans actually bacon, im in
doubt it tho. prolly still just taste like mushy water

 No.1621451

>>1621326
i mean, i can start a fire
never seen no bear start a fire
so i guess itll be a lil cold huh?
sitting in a shitty cave, its dark, and theres a bear somewhere. late at night they can go out on the town and knock ppls trash cans over. eat literal garbage

 No.1621454

>>1621451
i can start youre mom

 No.1621474

>>1621451
The women out on the streets like that are so separated from reality that they think milk and produce comes from the grocery store. Most of them have never come close to being held accountable for their actions, let alone witnessed the mortality of man. Don't let it get to you, spartman.

 No.1621476

>>1621451
bruh
all these women just be straight up lyin
because of the absolute safety of society they live in which was built by men

put these bitches in a forest in a survival situation and every single one will be slurping the first big fat cock that can provide them food and shelter

 No.1621480

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>>1621476
Maybe they played Baldur's Gate 3 and wanted to suck the bear dick

 No.1621484

>>1621480
Still mad that bear sex is ok, but attractive female characters are "problematic."

 No.1621487

File: 1715033679029.mp4 (6.21 MB, 480x360, 4:3, bear please stop.mp4)


 No.1621492

File: 1715036247750.gif (837.47 KB, 480x384, 5:4, bear.gif)

>>1621487
womyn vs ber
ber wins

 No.1621498

File: 1715039502690.mp4 (914.78 KB, 482x360, 241:180, Attempted Murder at the Lo….mp4)

Apparently the preacher forgave him, but then while they were searching the man's house while he was in custody they found a relative who had been shot to death.

 No.1621502

>>1621498
>relative
Of who? The nigger or the other nigger?

 No.1621504

>>1621498
that nigga had god on his side fr
had him dead to rights and missed lmao

 No.1621505

>>1621504
>Missed
The gun jammed.
>>1621502
Relative of the nigga who tried to shoot the preacher, nigga.

 No.1621506

>>1621505
ahhh
i was wondering why no gunshot sound
but sometimes audio silences high db sounds

 No.1621508

>>1621506
The gun jammed, that happens when you don't clean your gun.

 No.1621527

>>1621498
that was an awful gentle takedown all things considered
>preacher forgave him
they're not supposed to hold grudges. i know that forgiveness gets conflated with "turn dem cheeks boi" but he still coulda whooped that nigger's ass to death and still been right in the eyes of the lord according to the bibble

 No.1621531

File: 1715058284229.gif (1.21 MB, 498x498, 1:1, emoji-crying.gif)

>>1621487
>1:26
the sound for the gif

 No.1621535

File: 1715061101826.mp4 (9.84 MB, 464x848, 29:53, 1_4999311803348419961.MP4)

is dis twoo???

 No.1621537

>>1621535
Yes. It could be considered the first good thing Biden has done. It will backfire because some of the stipulations will mean either fewer or much more expensive flights, but it will make the flight's value reflect on the ticket.

 No.1621540

>>1621537
yeah when i first listened to that guy i immediately thought about price hikes. suddenly forcing an industry to have to pay for its own fuckups is gonna shock that industry for sure. i wonder no i dont if trains will benefit from a shift in consumers they wont.

 No.1621556

>>1621527
>that was an awful gentle takedown all things considered
at the same time you prolly dont wanna just smash a dude w his finger on the trigger into the ground. esp not in a crowded room

 No.1621558

>>1621535
ooh i smell a p gud scam there
need an inside guy, but shouldnt be too hard
>print extra tickets for flights about to be cancelled/delayed ie lik half of em
>give em to ur buddy whos pretending to be a customer
>automatic cash refund
>split it
even keeping it low-key only doin lik one or two a day, thats a couple hundred bucks a day ez.
and unless youre doin it on 1st class tickets or somethin, thats a low cash value for any singular ticket so p riskless

idk about the actual software used to print the tickets, but with how many flights/canceled flights there are in intl airports, it seems lik itd be p hard to detect

 No.1621559

>>1621556
i wasnt criticizing i just thought it was funny. dude could also be pulling the trigger while his arms are being cradled like that too tho, you never can tell for sure what to do in a crazy ass situation like that. luckily for the other nogs this nog didn't know how to take care of his gat lel bet all he had to do was rack the slide once and it probably would've cleared the jam well enough for at least one shot unless that shit was especially dirty

 No.1621560

>>1621558
you still need to buy the ticket with money first

 No.1621561

>>1621540
US train infrastructure is literally behind africas at this point
absolutely ancient
p pathetic considering >we we used to have the best in the world

ffs i remember saying in lik middle school, if ppl were all worried about consumer gas usage, that we should just double down on trains. its such an obvious solution. and unlike electric yim trucks and shitbox go-karts that can hardly go a few hrs w out a charge, trains can actually move tons and tons of shit

 No.1621562

>>1621560
not if you just """accidentally""" print an extra one
>oops printed too many
>oops printed the wrong seat
etc

theres potential

 No.1621568

>>1621535
>no wifi = refund
lmao that should motivate them, that shit has never worked

 No.1621687

File: 1715182377418.jpg (86.71 KB, 960x930, 32:31, 1715127652548352.jpg)

Maybe old but I saw this today, apparently they're using that big tits black woman for army recruitment? Lel

 No.1621688

>>1621687
unironically best idea ive seen them try in literal years

 No.1621691

File: 1715183426322.jpg (73.06 KB, 720x720, 1:1, MONSTER.jpg)

>>1621687
if they could contractually guarantee me a big tittied black gf gamer girl, i might consider fighting for Israel

 No.1621697

>>1621691
right is a man

 No.1621698

>>1621697
no, that clearly a MAGA WOMEN, the monster energy punisher logo told me so

 No.1621700

>>1621698
yes and hitler built the berlin wall to keep the r*ssians out

 No.1621730

>>1621697
um EXCUTHE ME… did you just misgender that beautiful womxn???

 No.1621738

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>>1621687
i dont even think the ones watching those streams are old enough to go to highskool

 No.1621742

File: 1715213659629.mp4 (2.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Rika_Furude's_Nipah_Airlin….mp4)

>>1621738
error posting, flood detected

 No.1621746

>>1621742
I CAN SAY NIGGER ANY WHERE I WANT

 No.1621756

tl;dr-
>A Jap entertainment company gets a sponsorship from an energy drink company
>Gives the sponsorship duties to two of their less responsible but more popular talents
>The two proceed to mix energy drinks and booze to a large viewing
>Reports start flooding Japan of people getting heart palpitations and other issues because Nips don't know how to mix caffeine and liquor
>The Japanese government has to step in an issue a statement reminding people not to mix stimulants and depressants if you don't know what you are doing

 No.1621757

>>1621756
lul
they're selling monster mixed with vodka here and it's the stupidest fucking thing i've seen, like you don't want uppers and downers in your system at the same time unless you wanna fukn die

 No.1621759

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 No.1621760

File: 1715221504575.mp4 (162.45 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Just when I thought I was ….mp4)

>write off elden ring after the weekend
>invasions are completely dead and im wasting time making builds when endgame pvp is completely dead after doing some research
>youtube now recommending me channels with good low level invasion tips and build setups for rl and weapon level ranges that work

goddamn it
my desire to make redditors seethe is overcoming my desire to do something better with my free time

 No.1621762

>>1621760
were you the guy that also did shitty builds in dark souls to piss off fags you invaded?

 No.1621765

>>1621757
when you die you win

 No.1621767

>>1621762
uhhh if by shitty, you mean like level 30 something with max level dark bead one shotting people in anor londo than 'yes'

 No.1621771

>>1621757
>Monster mixed with vodka
Are you sure it's not like the "spiked mountain dew" where it's just malt beverage with mountain dew flavoring but no actual caffeine content?

 No.1621800

>>1621738
>>1621742
theyre based enough for tits

 No.1621803

>>1621757
thats not how that works m8
"mixing uppers and downers" means mixing actual hard drugs. like speed and heroin. both drugs synergize into something much much stronger, meaning slightly less drug overall for much heavier buzz. having an energy drink and some booze isnt gonna do shit other than give you a shittier hangover from the increased de-hydration

nips are just hypochondriacs at resting state, thats the problem see that one time where porygon supposedly made thousands of jap kids hospitalizedtotal bullshit btw ive seen that ep its fine. literally no worse than any old NES game and they all played those no prob

 No.1621805

>>1621762
>>1621767
>level 30 something with max level dark bead one shotting people in anor londo than 'yes'
this
its a core aspect to DS PvP
lik they literally wrote lore as to how/why ganking happens in-universe
hell the rat covenant in 2 was literally centered around being as big of a PoS as possible, it was awesome. you could set up traps then just chuck corrosion urns from total safety and ruin ALL their gear, THEN steal all their souls

personally i preferred the more level playing field duels, cuz they were more challenging than OHKOing nobodies all day. but making a low lvl build and rushing the 4 kings and going full darkwraith and just being a fucking scourge to n00bs was also fun af

 No.1621811

>>1621760
>invasions are completely dead and im wasting time making builds when endgame pvp is completely dead after doing some research
see i didnt get to even play this one so RIP me i guess. but do they not have any dueling covenants for endgame PvP? thats retarded.

lik i was getting rly frequent match-ups in both the blue sentinels and the BoB arenas in DS2 up until lik 2019 even. on PS3 ffs. and that was with soul meme-ory making match-ups more annoying

 No.1621818

>>1621805
Invasions were always meant to be the counter balance to people summoning two phantoms and just cheesing through the game.
I had plenty of high level invaders to get max level shitters as well.

But it was always a LOT of fun to wait for when a Steam sale happened and pick off coopers trying to cheese the game. Not to mention that making a low level invader meant you had to play through the game without leveling.

To get a level 1 Twinked out Burgh invader you pretty much had to do a SL 1 playthrough.

>>1621811
Yeah there are no "invasion" areas in ER. It really sucks in that regard. There is no swamp, or pontiff area like in DS3. They also by default removed solo invasions in that you can now only be invaded when you summon phantoms.

They also added an upper level limit for invasions. So now you cant even invade overleveled people that think more level = i will be more gooder and dont know anything about softcaps or diminishing returns. The upper limit is also a really big killer because normally you could just invade anyone higher level than you but now you cant so that pool gets even smaller.

 No.1621820

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>>1621818
welcome to modern gaming enjoy your stay
play nioh 2?

 No.1621822

>>1621820
wow i thought AC6 would be a lot higher
wonder how many people got filtered by balteus and refunded
that one streamfag on zzz/v/ was going apeshit over him and ragequit his stream after dying to him for the gorillionth time, shit was funny

 No.1621823

File: 1715260175698.mp4 (8.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 821683bdd5209a7f19fdc77ab1….mp4)


 No.1621824

>>1621823
clop in hell ponyfag

 No.1621826

>>1621820
yeah already played the shit out of nioh 2
that game really had an amazing character creator as well
i love that nips just dont give a shit and there was a boob slider and jiggle physics


Also in ER, I dont know how these people do coop and just walk around on foot through the "open world" aka hold the run button and forward for 20 minutes. Because during any online aspect, you cant use you mount so you have to walk through areas that were clearly designed with your horse in mind.

 No.1621828

>>1621826
forgot i hadnt beaten nioh2, just got to dlc. been awhile since i've gone full autist on a gaym
imagine controls controlling when you press em & putting in an endgame what a novel idea
lotta ER felt lik an experiment. world's p cool and all even tho fromsoft relies on 2vague4u but havent picked it back up after beating it. you going to play the dlc?

 No.1621832

idk nothin about elden ring tbh
you guys are making it sound raly boring
i thought it was gud?
open world always sounded questionable to me. i cant imagine that adds much. worst part of souls games is backtracking forever through places youve already been a thousand times

 No.1621836

File: 1715266352575.mp4 (43.19 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DSP Gets Scraped..mp4)

>>1621828
Elden Ring's "legacy dungeons" are all pretty great. Stormveil, Leyndell, Haligtree and Farum Azula are all top notch some and are some of the best in the franchise. Malenia is hands down the best in the game maybe their best boss ever, Sword Saint from Sekiro might still be better. But the way she shits on scrubs and forces you to dodge and learn her moveset is awesome. I was watching DSPs first attempts of Malenia and the man was nearly in tears of rage that he could no longer jump attack spam bosses with overleveled gear and stats to death. It was like Mirror Knight from DS2 when he could no longer just chuck lightning spears at it and he seethed and malded.

But after NG+5 Im just running through as fast as possible to just get back to Malenia which is stale as fuck. And forget about trying to coop Malenia. I tried about 50+ times and everytime it ended because the host decided to actually hit her and she switched tank and the host took a waterfowl to the face and died immediately.

They needed a couple more "legacy dungeons" imho. Caelid needed one for Radahn because in subsequent playthroughs Caelid is just "ride horse to Radahn, done". They also should of had one in the underground maybe for the Lichdragon/Godwyn area.

>>1621832
Its worth playing for the bosses alone. All of their "main" bosses are really good. They even made a weapon gimmick boss that doesnt suck complete ass and is actually fun to fight because its doesnt change the game mechanics.
Best advice I would give is not to overlevel for a first playthrough until after Mountaintop of the Giants.
The game lacks true NG+ until you get to like NG+4 because for whatever reason they decided no to implement the same NG+ scaling they used in previous games, so not overleveling for your first play gives the best experience.

 No.1621841

>>1621832
imo it's worth playing thru once espec if you dunno nuffin, and i hat souls combat*
open world's a choice. went in with an open mind and enjoyed it. horsie helps a lot
*bully away but the tension in soulsshit is artificially forced from intentionally gimped combat and i cannot enjoy the rhythm of it
wait, wait, dodge, dodge, wait… dodge again, k now actually do something fun (that you have to wait on to finish) repeat. lik 80% of combat is not doing fun shit and i'm not good enough or going to spend the time to learn the weird hitboxes so i can just dodge into em

>>1621836
>needed a couple more "legacy dungeons"
def. felt like they expected open world to fill the gaps and it doesnt after the first playthrough

 No.1621842

>>1621836
never cared to watch dsp before. lel he really is terrible, do people actually watch him?

 No.1621845

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 No.1621846

>>1621836
>vid
lel absolutely annihilated
thats like roll a new character time
did he trick him into aggroing the merchant too?

>The game lacks true NG+ until you get to like NG+4 because for whatever reason they decided no to implement the same NG+ scaling

thats retarded
i rarely played characters that far in the first place. i liked the old way where NG+ was the biggest spike in difficulty. let you decide for yourself how hard you wanted it. and the rest of the cycles were there if you wanted to farm/be an autist

is there at least a way to skip to the next NG+ cycles?

 No.1621847

File: 1715272315665.mp4 (765.55 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1_5033333068228723945.mp4)

>>1621738
hes back

 No.1621851

>>1621847
Mah nigga

 No.1621852

>>1621847
where his crown? did he lose the throne?

 No.1621854

File: 1715274181458.mp4 (10.46 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DSP masters Dark Souls PVP.mp4)

>>1621846
he stopped just short of one more attack which would have nearly softlocked the game for him especially dsp

in that situation all your upgraded gear is broken with no souls to repair and that merchant is the one that sells early upgrade material that would otherwise have to be farmed at a RIDICULOUSLY low drop rate from enemies

your only option would have been to get base level gear and go back to the first level to grind on low level enemies to repair your upgraded gear which scales its repair cost to your higher levels LMAO

>>1621842
no lmao
you "watch" dsp to laugh at him, i dont think he has any real fans except for people who are lolcow tier themselves, most people are there to just keep the shitshow going

only funny thing about dsp is him playing video games badly and seething about it, everything else that his a-logs obsess over is cringe

 No.1621856

>>1621854
>you "watch" dsp to laugh at him
I laugh at him and also laugh with him when he says niggers and trannies, wish he stayed that way, now he is just another politically correct normalfag.

 No.1621860

>>1621854
you can just dupe shit in demons souls tho so its not that big a deal. its rly ez you lik cancel out of a menu in a weird way iirc
the only rly bad drop rate i remember was the sharpstones. that shit was stupid. it took me hrs to get literally one. some overworked salaryman programmer missed not one, but TWO decimal points

 No.1621861

>>1621847
lel nice

 No.1621865

File: 1715278015667.png (973.59 KB, 890x670, 89:67, noogie.png)

what's the deal with the /v/ spam? watch sparts, nerds

 No.1621866

>>1621865
me on the right in the locker
hope sumobro does another thread, starts sunday

 No.1621868

>>1621865
VIDYA IS A SPART NOW BUCKO
E-ATHLETES FOR E-SPORTS ARE JUST AS HECKI VALID

 No.1621869

>>1621854
whats happening in this video? did that glyph do something to dsp?

 No.1621871

>>1621868
/v/ merging with /sp/ when?

 No.1621874

>>1621871
/sp//v/ergs checking in

 No.1621879

>>1621869
no he is fighting an NPC and he thinks its a real player and trash talks the NPC

pretty sure he was playing offline because he knew people would try and snipe him
any real invader would have hornet ring backstabbed him into a OHKO and then pointed down

 No.1621884

>>1621865
Playing videogames and watching anime is normal now, get on with the times grandpa.

 No.1621885

>>1621884
this tbh
i have met complete normalfags that talk about anime like its just another netflix show now

vidya has been mainstream for a while but anime is surprising how mainstream its become

 No.1621902

>>1621842
yeah watching a genuine idiot be bad at stuff is fun sometimes

 No.1621908

>>1621871
nah
the /v/ that >we have is fine like that

 No.1621910

File: 1715300882690.jpg (148.87 KB, 950x1049, 950:1049, IMG_20240509_202604_866.jpg)

irish gettin a lil srs about the whole invasion thang

 No.1621914

>>1621910
1. get drunk
2. do violence at your enemies
3. theyll eventually fuck off and/or die
worked against the britcucks with all their precious tech superiority it should work for a bunch of brown welfare parasites literally all you need is your own people to not be suicidal cucks

 No.1621923

>>1621910
Sub-humans beat the fuck out!

 No.1621927

File: 1715309083192.jpg (202.77 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DslCzTnUUAAn1V3.jpg)

>>1621910
B-B-B-BASED

I hope Irish start going full IRA on these invaders.

 No.1621933

>>1621927
>gayjay

 No.1621972

File: 1715344667070-0.jpg (95.88 KB, 718x780, 359:390, dublin.jpg)

File: 1715344667070-1.mp4 (2.64 MB, 720x806, 360:403, sand worm.mp4)

>>1621910
i lik miks

 No.1621975

>>1621910
COME OUT YE BROWN AND TANS
COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON VIRGINS DOWN IN GAZA

 No.1621985

4plebs just keeps crashing today, dudder did you also buy that site or something

 No.1622000

>>1621972
Sheem lookin lik Marty Feldman

 No.1622003

File: 1715361804733.jpg (139.58 KB, 653x857, 653:857, impeach nao.jpg)


 No.1622004

>>1622003
he's not gonna get put in the peach over this but it raly shows who runs the place

 No.1622005

File: 1715362307053.jpg (196.01 KB, 1284x1295, 1284:1295, Antisemitism Community Ser….jpg)

>>1622004
its all so exhausting
“Antisemitism Community Service Act” Rep. Ogles R-TN

 No.1622007

>>1622005
>deporting protestors to an active warzone for protesting against said war
gonna need the full article on that because i'm not gonna believe that's true for even a fuckn second, even for clown world

 No.1622012

>>1622003
It would be funny if after refusing to impeach him for actual crimes, this is the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>>1622005
>Deporting Americans to a foreign country
Pretty sure that's extremely illegal on multiple levels. You can't even deport illegals without the host country's approval these days. Most they could do is mandate a student go there to be un-expelled and that would both have the opposite effect and would still result in lawsuits.

 No.1622014

>>1622012
supreme court would smack that shit down within an hour if it was passed, that is absolutely the definition of "cruel and unusual punishment"

 No.1622019

File: 1715368465586.webm (3.95 MB, 569x320, 569:320, niggertax.webm)

i'm wondering what the actual number would be in $

 No.1622023

>>1622007
>>1622012
>>1622014
theyre just fucking with em
its obviously bullshit
they want em scared and paranoid

 No.1622025

its zog posturing, or "zogsturing"
still everyone even considering it should be tried for treason. obv wont but nonetheless

 No.1622027

>>1622019
Public debt is 100k per capita
Private debt is like 23k per capita so we'll round to 125k for simplicity.
Blacks make up 23% of welfare recipients and 17% of the military (23% of women in the military) and make up about 12% of the population.

Every nigger born immediately costs the American people around $400-$600 just by the act of existing. When they do as niggers do that number jumps to five figures easily before even accounting for lost opportunities. In welfare alone they cost the country about $55bn every year or about $3,000 per nigger annually while taking jobs from other hard-working ethnic minorities.

 No.1622030

File: 1715373080816.mp4 (7.91 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, mellow yellow.mp4)

>>1622007
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/college-anti-israel-agitators-could-be-sent-to-gaza-under-new-house-gop-bill/ar-BB1m2Qjf

>>1622023
prolly. but would u raly be surprised if it passed anymore? i wouldnt
also where the FUCK is the posturing for me? whypipo can't even have the poison crumb of r/thedonald
finna get a chinesium sexbot and cabin out at this rate

 No.1622034

>>1622027
>hard-working ethnic minorities

 No.1622035

>>1622034
He means the whites, anon.

 No.1622039

>>1622034
spics and bugmen work their asses off compared to the darkies

 No.1622044

i wonder whats gonna happen to the recucklican party after boomers finally fuckin die off completely its hard to imagine how they can be any more out of touch with anyone younger than 55. like yah i know voting doesnt matter because theyre all ziocucks in the end but how are they gonna keep up the dichotomy farce when one party may as well not exist?

 No.1622045

>>1622030
>dat vid
what the actual fuck this is how we all gon die

 No.1622050

File: 1715379856823.png (93.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>GOP Congressman Introduces Bill to Send Protesting Students to Gaza
>Tennessee Representative Andy Ogles introduced a new bill into the House Wednesday, proposing that students who were arrested for protesting against Israel’s war on Gaza should be sent abroad to “provide community service” for a minimum of six months in the war-torn territory.
>“Any person convicted of unlawful activity on the campus of an institution of higher education beginning on and after October 7, 2023, shall be assigned to Gaza for the purpose of providing community service… for a period not fewer than six months,” the bill reads.
the absolute state of weimerica

 No.1622052

>>1622050
Can you imagine a world controlled by whites?
>chimpout in america, because a white cop killed a drugged nigger for paying with fake gold backed money
>burn down white business
>goverment passes a new law where all niggers caught chimpingout would be sent back to africa to do community services.
Who am I kidding, there would be no niggers in america if the whites where in control.

 No.1622066

>>1622044
left too budy. seems lik them are banking on totalitarian tech working out somehow
they regulate fucking menthols & milk but not gay.i.

 No.1622075

>>1622034
If you replaced every nigger in America tomorrow with any ethnic minority (with the exception of featherniggers but at least they stay in their stinking holes), America would immediately be safer, wealthier, and functioning.

 No.1622078

>>1622044
>i wonder whats gonna happen to the recucklican party after boomers finally fuckin die off completely
It's happening in real-time. It started around 2012-2014, and the transformation will be complete by about 2030.
>how are they gonna keep up the dichotomy farce when one party may as well not exist?
They aren't able to. The reason Boomers are tripling down on Israel so badly is because their empire is crumbling and they know that the young folks (left and right) are fed up with their shit, so they're crashing the plane on their way out the door to neuter any power they might have. It's why the boomers are all in support of all this congressional reform shit that ultimately just keeps out young people or anyone who wants to actually do real reform. Republican Party is in civil war mode. Did you notice that all the Neocucks jumped on the Democrat bandwagon immediately after Trump took over the RNC last month and started filing lawsuits to get shit done?

You have a lame duck uniparty congress right now who are trying to fuck over the American people in every little way they can possibly think of with intent to take the money and run before they get the boot next January. Uniparty candidates aren't even bothering to run this next election because they know the economy is gonna crash and they don't wanna be the guy who's name's attached when it does.

 No.1622082

>>1622045
This is what's known as "eye porn." It's basically a private tech expo. Notice it's soundless. Notice there's a large fan that would cover the sounds of all those exposed servos moving. Notice how the man recording went to the next object shortly before the automatons could finish their programming loop.

These sex doll robots have all the "intelligence" of a mechanized onahole that you can already buy on the market for about $80-$300 and throw into an inanimate sex doll. I'm gonna let you in on a little insider secret though. Any robot that has the mechanical capabilities of autonomously fucking you flaccid by default also has the mechanical capabilities to crush your dick/arms/pelvis/etc. and the only thing between you and broken dick syndrome is whatever safety features were installed in the robot. The amount of power needed for anything safer would also mean requiring a power cord which could short circuit, or having a moisture-sensitive large lithium battery inside the thing capable of incinerating your dick with prejudice. So stick to the handhelds and just invest in a water bed and an inanimate sex doll/body pillow.

 No.1622084

>>1622075
spics are still a net drain

 No.1622086

aurora borealis gonna get so low tonight might even be visible from da gulf coast

 No.1622089

>>1622086
Make the solar stormb owl thread.

 No.1622091

>>1622082
I notice a whole bunch of horse shit in that video. I'll stick with my good old fashioned gf. tbh kms before ever being subjugated by chink sexbots

 No.1622093

>>1622084
It's about statistics. Only 1 in 10 Hispanics are on welfare vs 1 in 4 blacks. They beat blacks by virtue of there being more spics around collecting welfare, however statistically it would still be a net benefit to replace all niggers with spics without even getting into things like race riots.

All that being said the only solution I stand by is national self-defense protections and giving everyone a gun and a free day's training.

 No.1622141

>>1622084
yeah because our faggot government lets ALL of them in. if the usgay actually had any interest in protecting the border and didnt openly give noncitizens preferential treatment over its own taxpayers the spics would be a total nonissue. like with everything else in this stupid fuckin country the symptoms are all because of suit wearing traitors that are so insular they may as well be aliens

 No.1622162

>>1622086
at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within /sp/?

 No.1622173


 No.1622174

Da of GHOSTssouri sound vary scaary /)3\)

 No.1622179

>>1622173
may i see it?

 No.1622204

>>1622179
hmmmm-no

 No.1622220

fag hams

 No.1622355

>>1622174
don't worry about it kitten

 No.1622442

File: 1715609607972.png (368.67 KB, 593x1074, 593:1074, ClipboardImage.png)

>current SSI: 7 mil
>current SNAP: 42 mil, 22 mil households
>begins September 30, month before erection owl

https://blog.ssa.gov/social-security-to-expand-access-to-ssi-program-by-updating-definition-of-a-public-assistance-household/
https://archive.ph/wiQEm

 No.1622444

>>1622442
I guess we're at the phase where it's a rat race between no gibs because no money, or worthless dollars now.

 No.1622469

>poop pedophile spam again
kill all chomos as painfully as possible

 No.1622470

>>1622444
i hope >we start killing each other soon im tired of this life let me reincarnate in brazil as a monkr fuck it

 No.1622493

so dup us going to jail or something today ?

every single thang is telling me about the dup trail and how its so over for him this time or somefin

 No.1622495

>>1622493
heem gonna walk cuz he's fucking innocent, at least of what they're accusing him of but we already knew that

 No.1622504

File: 1715638400895-0.mp4 (3.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, gamer girl owned.mp4)

File: 1715638400895-1.png (225.71 KB, 560x757, 560:757, gamer girl owned 2.png)

>15 seconds of trash talk
>has to alt-f4 the game
>runs to twitter for pity and demands action

LMAO
I'm so glad trash talking can still happen on the internet but GOTDAYUM these niggas is soft as a pellow. These niggas wouldnt make it out the lobby back on Xbox Live MW2 days fr fr my nicka.

 No.1622508

>>1622504
modern gaming is so fukn gay
like just mute them if they're being fags, and if they're hackers vote to kick them or leave if it fails and find a new game
better yet stop playing league and play a good game
fucking narcissisits all of them

 No.1622509

>>1622504
>im stronk
>BUT MODS PLS HALLLP
this is why women need to be slapped hard as shit occasionally

 No.1622511

>>1622508
Ye p gay on both their behalf.
>ausfailian acting like an edgy 14 y/o
>bitch should have pwnz0rd him but she rage quit

 No.1622513

File: 1715641532137.mp4 (4.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, the mw2 experience.mp4)

>>1622509
>>1622511
imagine if she were in this lobby

 No.1622518

>>1622509
bish was excited af, best thing that happened to her in awhile
she prob left a stain at all the incoming attention

 No.1622519

File: 1715643819251.mp4 (17.17 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, sauna stabby.mp4)

>have to go to nofuns state soon
allah(PBUH) protect me

 No.1622522

>>1622511
but honestly
being so low effort and getting such a reaction makes it even better tbh

like bruh, i was probably 13 on xbox live having grown ass men threaten me in all kinds of ways and never once did i even think twice about it

bitch hears "im going to rape you" and loses her mind

>>1622513
This is the ethnostate, this is what Richard Spencer was fighting for, this is what they took from us, we must RVTVRN TO TRADVITION.

 No.1622527

>>1622519
permanently or visiting? flamethrowers are not federally regulated and can be bought without a permit

 No.1622534

>>1622513
Her head would have exploded.
>>1622522
I'm not taking sides. Shit was the epitome of retarded.

 No.1622537

>>1622527
i'd eat a 12 ga before permanent. how get it on da plane boss?

 No.1622538

>>1622537
no plane
driv

 No.1622544

>>1622527
ummmm, fr ?
you mean to tell me im legally allowed to recreate the end scene from Once Upon A Time in Hollywood on anyone that dares enter my premises and there is nothing the feds can do about it ???


thats cooler than using the tact shotgun

 No.1622545


 No.1622547

>>1622545
apparently elon musk sells them as well, LMAO

 No.1622550

>>1622545
That's too good to be true lel

 No.1622554

File: 1715657159884.jpeg (115.74 KB, 409x810, 409:810, Xrir7.jpeg)

>>1622513
I remember that I used to make niggers rape jokes in even something kid friendly like TF2, haven't played video games in a long time but I assume shit like that gets you banned everywhere now

 No.1622588

>>1622554
yeah pretty much, although its been a problem for a long time.
used to play wolfenstein enemy territory back in the day and well..
>join the nazi team
>start spouting random nazi stuff in chat whenever i get a kill
>perma banned for anti-semitism
that was in 2008 or so

 No.1622589

>>1622519
what's the deal with black people?

 No.1622590

>>1622547
no elon sells a creme bulee torch and calls it a flamethrower
this one ACTUALLY throws flame

 No.1622597

>>1622589
they're black and they're not people !

 No.1622610

>>1622589
Dunno. They're not black and they're barely people.

 No.1622612


 No.1622614

>>1622612
niggerism

 No.1622618

>>1622614
autism

 No.1622628

>>1622508
idk why ppl dont mute fucking everyone out of principal
lik theres no fucking way i give a fuck what anyone in some [insert generic online gaym] server/lobby has to say about fucking anything ever
maybe its better now where ppl have actual mics
but ime back in teh day it was usually just children screaming and brazilians making BR noises or some retard blasting shitty rap music through an xbox kinect mic etc

 No.1622633

>>1622618
severe niggerism

 No.1622637


 No.1622646

>>1622637
nah dude that shit was earrape. you couldnt pay me to listen to screaming children, nvm at such low bitrate
fuck that entire genre and era of gayming for that matter
over 9000 grey/brown milshooter/spess marine gaems per yr for lik most of the decade
shit was wack af

 No.1622652

>>1622646
no, it was based as fuck
you could just say the n-word and nothing would happen

i would send people goatse, poopy dicks, meatspin, trannies and i never got even temp banned

it was really the last glory days of the wild west internet, 2007 was the climax and apex and then it hard crashed to what it is today

 No.1622654

>>1622652
>you could just say the n-word and nothing would happen
you're allowed to say NIGGER here budy

 No.1622655

>>1622628
sometimes people would say funny shit or get into ridiculous arguments that were fun to jump into and throw a wrench into everything
simple as. though i understand why you wouldnt want to deal with it sometimes people would just be hooting incoherently at and over each other like monkeys, i never understood how things would get to that point there's no way anyone can comprehend wtf is being said

 No.1622666

>>1622655
the hooting started with niggers. they think bants is using their extra nostril air surplus for endless loud noises, impossible to get funny bants in
pissing em off, goose egging one dude, then 4.0 K/Ding their team was peak though. only had to listen to chimpouts between matches

 No.1622670

File: 1715729915316.mp4 (8.73 MB, 480x854, 240:427, 99f741dfb92efef4a6ae59b78f….mp4)

Sirs

 No.1622674

>>1622670
bluddy basted paki dogrs ai
FUK U BUDY, FUK U BLUDY BICH

 No.1622730

File: 1715771872155.mp4 (3.25 MB, 886x484, 443:242, blinken.mp4)

>suspend elections indefinitely
>vodkanigs currently btfoing you bc the funds got oopsied
<yo check out this riff
hoholbro, you guys doing ok over there?

 No.1622737

>>1622730
he's not even riffing, the guy behind him is
is he trying to pull a slick willy moment, cuz this is nowhere near it
i want a president that plays drums

 No.1622743

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 No.1622745

>>1622743
>Jungle land guinea pig-eating Peru recognizes the obvious
>Clown world still hasn't

 No.1622747

File: 1715784407300.mp4 (1.83 MB, 1268x720, 317:180, adams illegals swam gud.mp4)

>>1622737
drums would be nice, would like to see a harmonica guy myself

 No.1622749

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 No.1622750

File: 1715784845057.png (159.29 KB, 455x435, 91:87, Peruposting.png)

>>1622743
gonna move to machu picchu to smoke ayahuasca

 No.1622751

>>1622747
we also have lots of sex offenders that are really good at programming, let's make sure they get jobs too

 No.1622759

Apparently it comes on the coattails of twitter finally following through on banning the term cisgender as a slur.

 No.1622764

>>1622743
What about faggots? Are they classified as mentally ill too?

 No.1622769

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 No.1622770

>>1622769
i hope one of the hampton roads bridges is next

 No.1622779

THE /SP/ALIPHATE CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ASSASSINATION OF SLOVAK PRIME MINSTER ROBERT FICO

 No.1622782

>>1622779
im reading he was a "pro-russia" guy, whatever tf that means

whats slovakias position on the whole conflict anyways? i can imagine its prolly similar to most of russias neighbors, ie something along the lines of
>wow mr putler
>vary cool
>pls no invade us
>we <3 russia
>russia STRONK
which imo is fair enough. you, as some tiny irrelevant central-yuro cunt, live your whole life right next door to a giant imperialist cunt like russia; you prolly get p gud at just sucking the dick reel quick, and then hopefully getting tf outta the way before anyone gets any ideas

 No.1622783

>>1622782
He was anti-globohomo, didn't want rapefugess in his country, didn't want WHO bullshit and didn't want to give weapons to ukraine.

 No.1622784

>>1622783
>anti-globohomo
he loves the EU and spoke against Brexit and Kosovo independence you fucking autist

 No.1622789

>>1622750
>smoke ayahuasca
absolute plebian detected even the slightest bit of reading and one knows one does NOT smoke ayahuasca

 No.1622790

>>1622779
You did a shit job then since he's still alive.

 No.1622791

>>1622782
He's a populist socialist. He's "pro-Russia" by virtue of not wanting to provoke Russia.
>Slovak position
They were blackmailed into giving Ukraine free shit so the citizens voted this guy back in and he told America to go fuck themselves. He's also previously refused to allow migrants into Slovakia unless they professed Christianity and sued the EU a few times over sovereignty issues.
tl;dr- The guy had a lot of enemies among his "allies" and I'm unsurprised that America tried to kill him.

 No.1622792

File: 1715804077903-0.mp4 (7.26 MB, 888x474, 148:79, andrew bridgen mp.mp4)

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>>1622782
see them protests in georgia? cunt, not state
>law about to pass saying any NGO etc with >20% foreign funding has to register as a foreign agent
>an anti color revolution bill bc duh look tf around
<lazy talking shitheads somehow call it the russia bill
<magically protests pop up

also some bong mp admitted uk is already at war with vodkanigs
hope shorkcel reupped his ammo, bout to get real nwo hours expensive

 No.1622796

File: 1715806303944.mp4 (775.91 KB, 1280x566, 640:283, rTcdof6Wh0U6YMNh.mp4)

He is against the vax and immigrants.

 No.1622797

>>1622792
>who control everything?
The jews

 No.1622807

File: 1715813682026.mp4 (10.93 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, butker.mp4)

change.org put out a hit on harrison for this lel

 No.1622811

>>1622770
people wreck on those and destroy traffic for everyone every fuckin day anyway idk how much it would change

 No.1622824

>>1622807
>kicker
i was gonna say lik wtf whys he so well-spoken and not literally braindamaged?
that makes sense tho

 No.1622826

>>1622807
Does change.org have a .onion or i2p? They could achieve that goal or lose all their fuggin money a lot faster that way.

 No.1622832

>>1622796
and he loves the EU and hates Brexit autist

 No.1622834

File: 1715826127152.webm (19.95 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Harrison Butker | Commenc….webm)

>>1622807
Here is the full thing.

 No.1622835

>>1622832
but youre the one that cant comprehend nuance

 No.1622836

File: 1715826616689.gif (7.96 MB, 320x567, 320:567, fuck you.gif)

>>1622835
no fuck you, h said he loves the eu and no other genuine right-winger/conservative is ever going to be caught dead saying that
i'm more mad at this autist who keeps trying to drag his /pol/-tier politics into my spee and i couldn't care less for it. if he at least tried to blend in that'd be fine but i could go through every single today thread and point out every one one of his cuz posts he makes it so fukn obvious
i want to talk about clown world without stormfags shitting it up but apparently that's too much to ask in CY + 9

 No.1622838

>>1622836
Post the video where he says he loves EU if you are so great.

 No.1622844

>>1622836
>No true Scotsman
Look bud, I understand you have to say that because Hungary, Poland, and Serbia have similar positions (really most of the Balkans), however you can like the EU as an economic/travel institution while wanting to axe every part of its protectionism and forced assimilation.

 No.1622845

Plus I mean the dude has sued EU over sovereignty rights when it came to immigration.

 No.1622851

File: 1715835415997.png (1.23 MB, 768x1079, 768:1079, ClipboardImage.png)

i hate the antichrist

 No.1622854

>>1622836
autism
>>1622844
>>1622845
uh oh you nuanced at him and it confuses and scares him prepare for more tl;drs and accusations of spergotry

 No.1622855

>>1622836
also point out all of >his posts if youre so great

 No.1622868

File: 1715845196338.png (627.42 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1622883

>>1622868
once something is uploaded it never is truly deleted

 No.1622886

>>1622868
WEW
fappening 2.0 when?

 No.1622892

>>1622836
>if he at least tried to blend in
Sounds like toothpaste one of the niggers the EU imports for D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y

 No.1622896

>>1622868
>wes davis
wadinas skinny nerd little brother got a job as a journo
how predictable

 No.1622902

>>1622868
i would bet they probably have ai that identifies any picture with "nudity" and they save it on their servers

imagine being dumb enough to take nude pictures of yourself with your spy device
most people dont even know what a cloud server even means

 No.1622904

File: 1715866652866.png (316.74 KB, 598x450, 299:225, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1622836
agree on the stormfag
its lik watchin basedball & guy next to you leans over "pitcher's name is david cone"
for every pitch
thanks bud vary insightful. cant imagine posting that much about smth i love, let alone blame for tfwnogf

 No.1622905

>>1622902
>they probably have ai that identifies any picture with "nudity"
wasn't there was a kerfuffle about them auto scanning everyones shit for seepee awhile back?

 No.1622907

>>1622905
ye there was
they promised they were totally only scanning your phone for the bad cheesy peezy and would absolutely never EVER take your personal photos of your shave b-hole and gock and save them to a cloud server

 No.1622914

>>1622851
when i saw this pic first i thought this was some ai meme thing. nope real deal and he likes it

 No.1622915

>>1622834
Harrison Butker doesn’t represent Sportschan nor has he ever. Sportschan has always been a place that welcomes, affirms and embraces our LGBTQ+ community members.
–Dudder

 No.1622922

>>1622868
I wish I worked in apple and google, so that I can access to photos and saved them, maybe even date some of the sluts.

 No.1622926

>>1622902
>most people dont even know what a cloud server even means
duh most people don't know the intricacies of any supply chain they're in

this is like saying most people don't know what phase their electricity is or the ph of their water

 No.1622927

https://thepostmillennial.com/diversity-exec-scams-facebook-nike-out-of-millions-in-elaborate-fraud-scheme
The worst part about the story is that she just flat-out lied about it. None of what she did was illegal if the associates got their 7 y/o to draw an advertisement for Fagbook in 10 minutes and submitted it,but flat-out lying about doing work is illegal. What a lazy nigger.

 No.1622928

>>1622926
Yeah, tbh most people don't realize cows produce milk, not grocery stores.

 No.1622929

>>1622922
The sluts uploading nudes to the cloud are the kind you pump-and-dump, not date.

 No.1622930

do nudes even mean anything if your face isnt in them? unless your genitals are particularly horrible theyre not gonna stand out from the millions that are already all over the internet

 No.1622933

>>1622930
this anonymous poster is trying to get you to take naked photographs of your body with your telephone

 No.1622942

>>1622933
damn, no idea where i put the pic™

 No.1622943

>>1622926
ya but people know where the light switch is
cloud should be standard to teach, which is prob why it isnt

 No.1622950

>>1622930
Women can't take a picture of a rock or tree without putting their face in it. What makes you think they don't attach their face to nudes even if they filter it for their onlyfools?

In any case it matters because nudity is generally when someone is their most vulnerable (moreso for women). It's not about whether the nudes can be traced, it's about the fact that they exist since there are negative implications and the right person can identify that mole on your left tit to a face. It's not like my 15 y/o unshaven asshole that someone probably screenshotted almost two decades ago on omegle while trolling normalfags, these are intimate images. Women are disgusted by the idea of not having control over who faps to them. That's half the reason the blue-haired sorts ruin their bodies the way they do. The thought of a fat/ugly man fapping to images of them causes most women physical pain.

 No.1622951

>>1622943
Computers have never been taught properly. Boomers never took typing/MS Office seriously like they took typewriting so now anyone "good at computers" makes a lot more applying that then teaching that.

 No.1622965

File: 1715892496975.jpg (180.55 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, IMG_20240512_120413_628.jpg)

>>1622933
You mean like this?

 No.1622971

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>>1622851
Is everything burning or was it painted with the blood of white children?

 No.1622973

>>1622904
>its lik watchin basedball & guy next to you leans over "pitcher's name is david cone"
lel not even toothpaste, but same tbh
stormfags are the dumbest nigs in the entire chanosphere imhpo

 No.1622974

File: 1715896021121.gif (1.11 MB, 399x199, 399:199, CRow.gif)

>>1622951
put it that way and i'm on board tbh. gatekeep the fogies lik all those cunts that wouldn't train the position let alone take the watch, while stealing some social security back
#ComputerIlliteracyNOW

 No.1622976

File: 1715896304513.gif (1.14 MB, 498x320, 249:160, gritty.gif)

derp & biderp debaitin owl june 27
no audience, no rfk
i need bidup to say nigger on television so bad

 No.1622977

>>1622973
>>1622904
>>1622836
wtf r u even autisming about youre plenty obnoxious yourself fag

 No.1622978

File: 1715896448480.gif (788.26 KB, 420x236, 105:59, denied.gif)

>>1622977
>can't read

 No.1622979

>>1622971
wait i just looked this up thats an official portrait of the king that he apparently approved of and not just some weird ai shitpost calling him a blody benchod basterd
imagine this piece of shit lined up next to all the other portraits of english monarchs

 No.1622980

>>1622978
i can and i still dont know why tf youre pitching a dramatic bitchfit because someone disagreed with you about some political leader guy's stance on the eu like wtf does any of it have to do with "stormfags"

 No.1622981

>>1622976
>no rfk
lel prolly because he's the first third party candidate in a looong time that isnt a total lunatic or a retard that also has a real chance of ruining the electionb owl assuming the votes matter lel

 No.1622983

File: 1715897019547.mp4 (6.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DTzb0Kk9hkeJ9gKi.mp4)

Get laid sp!

 No.1622984

>>1622983
i hope this is a joke
either way i miss nature docs that just showed you animals and didnt have a shitton of dramatic music cues and jumpcuts why is that shit necessary just so i can look at a mouse get eaten by a snake?

 No.1622986

>>1622980
not him & separate things. should update 'can read' on your resume

 No.1622987

File: 1715898034717.mp4 (6.05 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, dh6IKTykg0Rd8FQB.mp4)

>>1622834
Really makes you think.

 No.1622988

File: 1715898452111.png (44.65 KB, 986x324, 493:162, ClipboardImage.png)

2000 seismographs finding funky stuff in the earth's mantle after 500 earthquakes
theory is it may be due to water in ringwoodite to the tune of 3 times that on the surface

ofc headline's established science ass. may hat science "journos" more than politicunts

https://archive.ph/lQyS0
https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/ocean-beneath-earth-crust-ringwoodite-2667637606

 No.1622991

>>1622988
They've known that for years now. The data was sound too, it just wasn't widespread. Compressed rocks contain steam in all their little holes. What's the new part?

 No.1622996

>>1622991
is it confirmed? have to be decently dense steam wouldn't it?
one article said the h2o was in a "sponge state" and i got ongry & closed it
new part is me being behind the times but that's hardly new either

 No.1623002

>>1622986
autism

 No.1623012

File: 1715910754616.jpg (130.83 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, shutterstock_1629330502-sc….jpg)

lel confirmed a stormfag & despite 10 beer retardation was right about namefag too

bud everyone knows, >we've all been online at least as long as you & judging by ur posts i'd hope longer. it's ok to let a post go without naming them

 No.1623013

>>1622983
faggots need to die.



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