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 No.149

How would you fix the Star Wars sequels?

 No.151

I would just smash a planet (Nibiru) into Earth (Gaia/Terra) sometime around April 1983 and put and end to it and everything related to IT

 No.153

>>151
Smashing Nibiru into it isn't the answer to every problem

 No.154

>>153
it's a pretty decisive (final and preemptive) solution

i mean it seems like it idk let't try it?

 No.155

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>>154
>Okay Murr, you're tonight's big loser, and that means today you're gonna be moving Planet X into a near Earth trajectory, we're gonna get you all miced up and ready to go

 No.156

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>Now what we haven't told Murray is that "Planet X" is actually Nibiru, and when he moves that planet into Earth's trajectory, it's going to stop Earth's gravitional field causing catastrophic environmental destruction

 No.166

>>149
Get rid of Disney.

Hire 10,000 editors to fix whatever George Lucas comes up with

Strap George Lucas to a bed and make sure he has 0 creative input afterwards

 No.181

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>>166
George doesn't give a fuck about Star Wars any more he is busy making his private movies that he only screens to friends, they are probably extreme kino

 No.208

>>181
Lot of wasted potential with all of those movies

 No.212

Are they really that bad? Never watched them but I didn't even really like the prequels tbh

 No.213

>>181
>gungan snuff films

 No.226

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>>212
The first and second movies are bad for Star Wars but okay blockbusters
The third one is genuinely bad, not just for the franchise but as a movie

Like >>208 said they are mostly wasted potential, there were lots of plot points and side characters they could've focused on that would've led to an interesting trilogy, but they made the mistake of trusting JJ Abrams to handle it

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 No.319

>>212
Just watch the the 2 Star Wars reviews from RedLetterMedia. They go over everything in detail.

>>226
Reminder that Disney got rid of the entire extended universe lore for it. But it doesn't matter because those movies were still the highest selling movies of all time.

 No.327

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>>226
the first one is okay as a set up tbh, not much problem with it other than it being kind of a re-hash of a new hope

the big problem with the 2nd movie is just a lack of continuity with the first. they KNEW they were doing a trilogy, unlike the original star wars trilogy where had the first one been unsuccessful it could have been a standalone film

the characters change, in the first movie rey and black guy have some sorta romance going but that never comes up again in the later films, in the second movie, kylo kills snoke seemingly setting him up for some sort of redemption down the line, while this happens in a sense in the third movie it's still kind of out of nowhere, throughout the third movie he's still actively trying to thwart the protagonists' plans and generally speaking very angsty.

There's canonical implications and shit like that I could get into but just generally speaking the trilogy as a whole suffered from a complete lack of planning. Say what you want about the MCU but you can tell that despite the huge cast of actors, directors and writers that have come and gone over the past 15 years or so they deliver a consistent product and one typically leads right into the next in a way that's not intimidating to get into but still feels like a shared universe.

Somehow, Disney, with what I can only guess was one of the biggest acquisitions in media history completely fucked up their first foray, pissing off old fans, confusing new fans, and missed out entirely on creating a new generation of star wars fans who will buy star wars bullshit for the next 20-50 years.

 No.332

>>319
>Reminder that Disney got rid of the entire extended universe lore for it.
That was always going to happen, Disney didn't want to deal with 20+ years of fanfiction from the back of cereal boxes. They will just take bits and pieces that people like and work them into their shows / movies, like they do with the MCU.

>>327
>missed out entirely on creating a new generation of star wars fans
Mandalorian and the other stuff in development will pick up the slack, Star Wars isn't going anywhere soon

 No.366

>>332
>Star Wars isn't going anywhere soon

It makes too much money to every go away anon

 No.383

Anyway new star wars show sucked. So how knows if they'll be more stuff like that from Disney

 No.384

>>383
i think it will become like modern gaming stuff
they'll make a new reset trilogy every fucking year until its milked dry and stops making any money
then they'll throw it in the trash

 No.385

>>384
>they'll make a new reset trilogy every fucking year until its milked dry and stops making any money


COD: the movie series and tv show



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