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IN TWO DAYS IN TWO DAYS 01/18/25 (Sat) 23:06:31 No.1675121 [Reply]

IN TWO DAYS
all whorbs have until Monday to find a man to impregnate them or else one will be automatically assigned to you by Your Federal Government -GHOST, Head of Project 2025

vary vary soon

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Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 13:38:25 No.1675435

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wtf dups not getting sworn in and kommiemommie is going to navy seal pasta eron live on tv

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 13:45:58 No.1675436

>>1675433
lik bidup just tried adding 28th amendment via twatter too (a la his totally real resignation)
burgerstan is run on 'the secret' now, vary surreal

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 14:25:27 No.1675440

>>1675435
im loving the "everyones a schizo" era tbh

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 14:33:15 No.1675442

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Today's boomer news:
>Immigrant who would rape women and lock them in cinderblock cells sentenced to life in prison, court refused to let him testify
>Ramaswamy to distance himself from DOGE after DeWine bitched at Trump about him interfering with his nepotism hires
>dup to suspend security clearance for everyone involved in the Hunter Biden Laptop letter
>dup to sign 200 executive orders on day 1

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 14:40:31 No.1675443

when does the kike slaughter begin?

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NFL PLAYOFFS DIVISIONAL ROUND: LEGEND OF WADINA: LIBTARDS LAMENT EDITION Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 16:16:41 No.1675035 [Reply]

SAT, JAN 18

Houston Texans (10-7) vs. Kansas City Chiefs (15-2)
>3:30 PM CT
<KC -8.5 TOTAL 41.5
ABC

Washington Commanders (12-5) vs. Detroit Lions (15-2)
>7:00 PM CT
<DET -9.5 TOTAL 55.5
FOX

SUN, JAN 19

Los Angeles Rams (10-7) vs. Philadelphia Eagles (14-3)
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Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 01:51:08 No.1675359

lets see whats in this cake…

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 02:34:18 No.1675363

ravens lose
glory to buffalo

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 02:39:11 No.1675364

blels are protected by allah

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 02:51:17 No.1675366

bills being setup to lose to muttyhomo

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 12:36:04 No.1675423

>>1675366
josh allen is a prophet of god. the final message
taylor swift and jackson mahomes will be banished to the crystal, where their sissy hypnotic twerk powers can never threaten this realm ever again. the kc bloodline will be permanently sealed off, and kc will accept buffalos ancient curse placed on it by the injuns

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MLB OFFSEASON THREAD Spartman 12/07/24 (Sat) 12:12:03 No.1667420 [Reply]

MLB OFFSEASON THREAD
watch in agony as your team overpays underperforming players who are good for nothing except sitting on the bench

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Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 00:21:24 No.1671027

>>1671011
ufa ???

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 00:25:57 No.1671028

>>1671027
unrestricted
free
agent

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 00:29:04 No.1671029

>>1671028
yeah but then why not try and sign him up on a good contract ?

also, does this mean the snakes are actually going to TRY and win now ?

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 15:49:51 No.1675251

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damn doyers signing everyone

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 10:02:23 No.1675409

>>1675251
uguu kawaii doyers
desu kun?

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WINTER SEASON P1 /SP/ANIME THREAD Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 05:54:25 No.1673774 [Reply]

after the BORING fall part 2 BORING season, we have the beginning of a halfway decent lineup for winter part 1

>Übel Blatt
>fantasy
>germanic tones
>NOT AN ISEKAI
OP pic and maybe a standout of the season?
a bit fast of a first ep, but hope it develops well.
not entirely sure why but it reminded me of Claymore

>apothecary s2
S1 was good for the most part, so more of that

>solo levelling s2
a well made continuation of the generik power fantasy 'WHAT IF I GOT VIDEO GAME CHEAT POWERS'
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Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 03:36:30 No.1675370

>>1675266
looks like pedoime

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 04:06:34 No.1675373

>>1675266
Cunny is back in the menu, boys!

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 04:18:25 No.1675375

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>>1675370
>>1675373
i haven't seen any inappropriate echi here
its Evgenia the anime

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 04:25:08 No.1675376

>>1675375
also since i brought it up, the judges really did Evgenia dirty on that one
Zagitova with a boring shitty routine that just spammed jumps while Evgenia delivered flawless and beautiful performance
out of there fucking mind. also its why zagitova gets shit on by so many people saying she stole it

Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 08:27:31 No.1675400

>>1675375
Evgenia wasn't an 8 year old girl at the olympics.

>>1675376
>evgeniafag still butthurt his weeb queen lost
lmao

Also I like how despite being a massive weeb and doing a sailor moon routine, japan doesn't care for evgenia and instead Zagitova became famous to the point Abe gave her an akita inu and she appeared on japanese tv a lot. Japs love her, lol zagitova beat evgenia in everything.

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GETWATCHER speeday speecial GETWATCHER speeday speecial 09/17/24 (Tue) 15:40:27 No.1649324 [Reply]

https://getwatcher.net/

https://archive.ph/NIwNx

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GET ALERT 01/12/25 (Sun) 17:10:05 No.1673843

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Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 14:31:54 No.1675441

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Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 14:52:10 No.1673823 [Reply]

hatsu basho starts today, budys!
still don't know if i can get any source for the videos
so stay tuned i till update you budys
generally can reach me here or not: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

MEAK THE SUMO THREAD

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Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 16:59:29 No.1675261

budys sumo time

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 18:04:39 No.1675272

good sumo budys

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 18:34:59 No.1675279

>there was a sunday stram
wtf my dumbass didn't even think to ask i just assumed nothing was going on

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 18:38:42 No.1675281

>>1675279
its 15 days straight once every 2 months. this was day 8 so next sunday will have sumo to

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 23:17:07 No.1675331

>>1675281
GUD

/sp/usic thread Spartman 05/02/24 (Thu) 09:30:22 No.1620681 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

pls no delet duddder

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Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 10:29:57 No.1674422

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>>1674342
its the power of 2hu autism

Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 16:03:46 No.1674472

>>1643159
i periodically get this stuck in my head ever since you posted it. didn't find out they released it in like 2020 until yesterday though it's crazy how this band still releases bangers after around 5 decades of being around

Spartman 01/17/25 (Fri) 22:11:36 No.1674929

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>>1674360
u gon die

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 20:49:34 No.1675300

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and i'm falling in love again

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 22:46:27 No.1675321

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Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 03:55:29 No.1673750 [Reply]

helo budys i am india now

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Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 14:47:12 No.1675025

>>1674819
bad tail

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 03:26:12 No.1675178

>>1674819
SMASH THE MONKEY

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 11:23:34 No.1675222

go to Pakistan next beautifully country
i'M Saeeed from a Khanewal

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 12:18:01 No.1675227

>>1675222
fuck u blody budy i hat u i hat pak

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 14:21:57 No.1675238

>>1675227
you besterd are fucking you have a gud day

sage sage 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:45:22 No.1675161 [Reply]

sage

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:45:43 No.1675162

oh fuck i created a thread by accident damn it

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:46:11 No.1675163

ahh shit i bumbed it fuck

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:46:50 No.1675164

>>1675163
bumped*

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:47:11 No.1675166

>>1675164
fuck i forgot to sage it

bump bump 01/19/25 (Sun) 02:58:47 No.1675173

bump

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FOUR YEARS AGO FOUR YEARS AGO 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:17:14 No.1672674 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

FOUR YEARS AGO

never 4get the day evil trump supporters walked into a public building in an attempt to overthrow our democracy -GHOST from Maryland

imagine certifying your own loss lmao

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Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 22:25:42 No.1675110

>>1675089
This, it's like saying it's some autocratic dictatorship to make Jimmy go home when he's already stayed all day long and eaten dinner with your fam hanging out with your kid even offering to give him a ride home
Except in this scenario Jimmy is actually Jose and he's a 26 y/o South American spic who raped your daughter behind the shed while your wife was pretending she couldn't hear the screams cuz she didn't wanna be raysist

Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 22:28:25 No.1675111

>>1675077
How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that sheep, than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
Even so it is not the will of your Father which is in heaven, that one of these little ones should perish.
Matthew 18:12-14

Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 22:55:42 No.1675117

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oh shid she's whippin' up a new one

Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 23:03:49 No.1675120

>>1675117
i don't want whorbs i want politics
what's da update

Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 00:05:28 No.1675144

>>1675117
i want to be a yung boy terrorized like this

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JEWS VS. ARABS - DANCE BATTLE ROUND 6 Spartman 11/09/24 (Sat) 12:22:57 No.1662030 [Reply]

ENCORE
#previous threads
https://archive.ph/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay
https://archive.is/SkBlG
https://archive.is/PhwSS
https://archive.is/MXMb2

current status:
>UN:Nearly 70 percent of deaths in Gaza are women and children. Overall, 44 percent of the victims were children
>Israeli football fans clash with protesters in Amsterdam
>Qatar agrees to kick Hamas leaders out of Doha following US request
>Former IRGC Quds Force deputy Mohammadreza Gholamreza says Iran should focus on US targets to avenge the killing of top IRGC man Qassem Soleimani

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Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 20:35:59 No.1674742

>>1674686
>where their fertility is well above replacement
only among the orthodox kikes. you know, the ones who refuse to serve in the military

Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 21:47:35 No.1674752

>>1674598
>>1674686
>>1674742
i think its prolly a bit overblown tbh. they lost a TON of dudes
it sounds to me more like them saying that to be lik, "oooohh hamas still a threat goyim pls send moar bombs" cuz they wanted the war to continue

im sure they will be ready to fight again soon™. def sooner than IDF. but they lost a lot of ppl since this started.
in only a few yrs, every boy who was lik 14 and didnt get ded when this started will be ready af to drink the blood of yahoudi

Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 21:50:43 No.1674753

they also kinda need a new way to get weapons in in order to fight proper
most of their tunnels are btfo, and assads not in control of syria anymore
same issue hezzbollah has rn

Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 21:54:55 No.1674754

>In April 2022, there were 4,450 Palestinian security prisoners in Israeli prisons – including 160 children, 32 women, and over 1,000 "administrative detainees" (indefinitely incarcerated without charge)
<oy vey muh 33 hostages
and thats from before the war even started too
fuck knows how many they got now
[insert goebbels quote]

Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 19:25:39 No.1675063

rewatching
>>1665169
and I'm thinking we hear a lot of talk about jewish unity and shit but wouldn't it be a really onbrand move to perpetually throw even and especially the yarmulke and shylock having working stiffs to the wolves to ensure everywhere and always a loud and urgent voice is yelling
>id's annudah shoah!!
those videos of israelis getting indiscriminately getting gunned down with their children probably had the 1% cheering for the decades long free ride they were gonna get until netanyahu stepped up to give 110%

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2nd Test Aus v Ind Spartman 12/05/24 (Thu) 16:15:18 No.1667096 [Reply]

Criket in Adelaide. Australia vs India. 2nd Test.

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Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 03:21:04 No.1673555

>>1673386
winner winner
>>1673436
>>1673476
this is true tbh
i dont remember how many credits i had at grad like 120-130?? but only about half of them had any engineering relevance, and the general ed stuff was 50% literal marxism of the frankfurt school variety, and so piss easy bottom denominator that i didn't study for a single one and got As on nearly all of them
also like you said, there was a requirement to take a minimum number of
>social justice
>ethnic studies
>environmental """""science"""""
category courses. i dont remember the exact number but i think it was in the range of 20 credits
>>1673471
i can go through my transcripts and name the courses if you wish– i remember i took Asian American studies thinking at least there would be asians
there werent
except a couples HAPAs who whined about being confused at all times lel
also professor ended up being some whinging filipino hipster who was in an open relationship with his girlfriend/mother of his child and he would go into tirades about his trump supporting border patrol brother LMAO

Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 19:18:13 No.1674524

>>1673515
He is making that shit up it in the moment. The only question that he asks to the HR emplooyes that hire people is "Is he a non-white outside of the USA?" for that sweet sweet non-american employee discount.

Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 21:46:59 No.1674561

>>1673515
no
this is fucking retarded

this is "put that sigma song on" over it bait for low iq dumbies who click on videos "ONE SECRET ALL BILLIONAIRES HAVE IN COMMON" and think they are the next bill gates

Spartman 01/17/25 (Fri) 06:45:39 No.1674811

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Did churchill like pakistan?

Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 07:47:59 No.1674991

>>1674561
it's pretty clever in that autistic ruleslawyer technically-not-lying kind of way
if you tell me your entire life story I'll know whether or not to hire you but we'll be stuck in this room for the next 3 days

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Spartman 12/10/24 (Tue) 19:24:04 No.1667916 [Reply]

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.
>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

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Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 01:44:51 No.1674955

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Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 02:07:22 No.1674959

>>1674955
could've been a lot worse

Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 03:29:33 No.1674965

>>1674959
ya lucky he was goin slow
i got pavement separation once, i was taking a left in the wide left turn lane (2 left turn lanes) from a dead stop at a red light. raly a wide left, the road i was on and the road i was turning on both got vary wide medians but i put the hammer down and before the turn was fully done i felt and saw my driver side rear tires get sum air and i about shit myself so i just let off the accelerator and let the steering wheel go slowly more straight and the tires landed back on the ground. was haulin shit out of a port so on one of them 40' chassis with a "HIGH CUBE" container loaded pretty heavy. i mention the container and chassis because that has a higher center of gravity than a regular trailer. even higher would have been if it was one of those containers with a refer unit at the top of the nose, those have prob the highest center of gravity you can get on anything thats "standard".
anyway it was scawwy but nothin bad happened in the end.

Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 03:40:33 No.1674967

>>1674859
trukrs r… real people?
????
>>1674955
>fuckin nothing but prairie all around
>big wind hits
trukr did good not panicking tho, wonder how long he sat there afterwards. i know i'd be contemplating things for a few minutes after that

Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 03:42:27 No.1674968

>>1674859
is this some kind of homo propaganda?

saint plad's spanimal sanctuary Spartman 10/27/24 (Sun) 06:55:48 No.1658062 [Reply]

post youre rarest /sp/animals itt

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Spartman 11/27/24 (Wed) 22:26:08 No.1665714

>>1665706
they're snakes with fur
they suck the breath outta babies mouths

Spartman 11/28/24 (Thu) 10:39:07 No.1665777

>>1665706
>>1665706
this spigga CATS
fu k dis.error dudder

Spartman 01/17/25 (Fri) 17:34:31 No.1674883

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