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Spartman 09/14/21 (Tue) 07:56:11 No.1385952 [Reply]

gud morging budys

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Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 05:13:20 No.1389995

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gud mornin budys

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 05:23:17 No.1389997

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>>1389995
morneng

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 05:40:46 No.1390005

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Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 09:45:40 No.1390043

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good morning

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 09:49:57 No.1390045

mornin

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CWC Arrest Spartman 08/08/21 (Sun) 15:45:31 No.1371409 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Old thread >>1366033 is at autosage.

Starting with just an absolute banger of a title from the Daily Mail.

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Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 07:18:36 No.1390024

In short he thinks he's Jesus, Null is Judas and he was actually curing his mother by fucking her.

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 08:36:10 No.1390033

Schizochu
>>1390024
tbf, didn't doctors used to treat women for hysteria with vibrators and stuff?
chris making barb CUM all over his damn near 7 inch duck doesn't sound too bad to me

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 09:05:07 No.1390036

>>1390033
Jesus fucked Mary Magdelene in her no-no spot. #illegalinireland

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 09:39:24 No.1390041

>Null is Judas
he's right

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 09:41:30 No.1390042

>>1390019
>>1390020
welp, time for a lobotomy.

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9-24-21 what if dots was white? Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 16:52:27 No.1389702 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

San Diego Padres (56-42) vs. Atlanta Braves (46-48)
SD- Reiss Knehr (1-0)
ATL- Bryse Wilson (3-7)
>4:20 PM CT
BSSO

St. Louis Cardinals (83-69) vs. Chicago Cubs (67-85)
STL- J.A. Happ (9-8)
CHC- Justin Steele (3-3)
>1:20 PM CT
ESPN

Texas Rangers (55-98) vs. Baltimore Orioles (49-104)
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Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 05:33:14 No.1390001

>>1389989
woah that thing looks kinda smart

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 05:37:27 No.1390004

>>1390001
don't look at him he's rally shy

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 05:55:53 No.1390008

>>1390004
*puts gock on him*

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 05:56:02 No.1390009

>>1390008
no do NOT do that

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 09:13:29 No.1390038

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>>1389980

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 09:09:28 No.1390037 [Reply]

s

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TODAY THREAD 911 Spartman 09/11/21 (Sat) 04:00:56 No.1384193 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WORSE THAN YESTERDAY BETTER THAN TOMORROW - GHOST

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Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 06:59:18 No.1390015

>>1390003
lmao imagine getting your head bashed in for $1.50 shame the chink didnt squish the anglo roach

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 07:15:48 No.1390021

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❗️MOMENT of DEADLY GANG SHOOTOUT: Dramatic scenes have played out inside Delhi's Rohini court. Three people - including gangster Jitendra Gogi - have been killed. A lawyer is reportedly injured.

Gogi was arrested in April on charges of 19 cases of murder and attempted murder, in addition to multiple extortion counts, car-jacking incidents and robberies. In October, he was accused of killing a key witness in another murder.

Gogi was reportedly killed by the rival Tilu Tajpuria gang, while the hearing was ongoing. Police responded shooting dead the two gang members.

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 07:26:29 No.1390025

ICYMI: Apple threatened to BAN Facebook & Instagram from AppStore after SLAVE MARKET uncovered on platforms - the WSJ revealed

Facebook apparently took limited action to strike down posts featuring human trafficking until Apple issued a threat to ban the company from its App Store, the WSJ reported.

Hashtags in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait featured adverts for the illegal buying and selling of domestic slaves against their will for just a few thousand dollars, the BBC reported in 2019.

The threat from Apple however was only recently uncovered in internal Facebook documents seen by the WSJ. Those documents also allegedly show that Facebook knew about the human trafficking rings on its apps since even before the BBC report.

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 07:39:43 No.1390027

>>1390025
when you're a saudi they let you do it

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 08:26:39 No.1390031

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>pay $5 to add friends on steam

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 06:38:03 No.1390013 [Reply]

buying gf for dudder

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 07:16:46 No.1390022

it's ok he has enough gay niggas in his snapchat messages

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 06:59:32 No.1390016 [Reply]

ohio shit will lose to akron
everyone will laugh

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Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 14:12:55 No.1389672 [Reply]

<memes?
no memes allowed

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Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 02:06:30 No.1389924

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>>1389802
no more hidrs budy

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 02:40:44 No.1389934

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Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 03:07:33 No.1389948

>>1389934
hello mr sun.

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 04:07:14 No.1389961

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Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 04:56:20 No.1389991

>>1389934
need even bigger dead nigger storage

MUSIC THREAD Spartman 08/18/21 (Wed) 06:36:46 No.1375552 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

cont. from >>1368160

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Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 01:46:24 No.1389533

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Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 23:27:09 No.1389818

kewl
i found this late 70s doc on nip punk bands
i already knew about SS, but not the rest
glad they were smart enough to record the audio straight from the board

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 00:15:31 No.1389871

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 01:26:22 No.1389905

>>1389818
>>1389871
nice

Spartman 09/25/21 (Sat) 04:28:55 No.1389975

>>1389818
nice ill check that out ty

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 20:03:23 No.1389744 [Reply]

slapping dicks is a sport
change my mind

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 20:32:15 No.1389753

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Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 20:35:07 No.1389755

>The man who for some time created unrest in Perstorp, in that he has, among other things, hunted children and made advances against women, was beaten by several perpetrators last night.

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Official whoosh thread Spartman 08/18/21 (Wed) 10:00:24 No.1375576 [Reply]

Here are today's irrelevant CL qualifying matches.
All times in Central Yuro Time.
Go PSV

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Spartman 09/14/21 (Tue) 18:36:27 No.1386045

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>>1386036
how can there be a team named 'young boys'? i still remember this

Spartman 09/14/21 (Tue) 18:39:46 No.1386047

top lel
young boys win
what a choke by norf united

Spartman 09/14/21 (Tue) 18:45:21 No.1386049

why isn't messi playing for barca? oh wait…

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 07:27:58 No.1389614

so farca was basically just messi + 10 players and are now imploding without missi.

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 19:49:54 No.1389741

>>1389614
Niggas be broke. Ansuh Fatih is their last and only hope to become relevant again.

Spartman 09/23/21 (Thu) 19:29:05 No.1389429 [Reply]

dick beaters
the best way to beat dicks

Spartman 09/23/21 (Thu) 19:32:11 No.1389432

I prefer slapping

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 19:21:48 No.1389733

>>1389432
slapping your gock or slapping things with your gock?

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archivebro 09/23/21 (Thu) 01:16:09 No.1389201 [Reply]

archived

post more here NOW

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Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 04:46:22 No.1389593

>>1389592
all those things are deranged tho

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 04:52:55 No.1389595

>>1389593
when taken at face value, but hes mocking them
which makes it not only funny but good critical commentary too

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 10:12:23 No.1389635

>>1389595
yah but its still deranged af
satire specifically is supposed to come off a lot like the thing its mocking

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 13:57:21 No.1389666

GETTING AN STD IS PART OF THE SPORT

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 16:54:30 No.1389703

>>1389318
lol yea niggas is gullible af

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 14:14:47 No.1389673 [Reply]

okay bro maybe you can have your posts in some sort of bro general, but not outside of that.

Spartman 09/24/21 (Fri) 14:11:01 No.1389671 [Reply]

sportschan? more like lame man