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4-18 mlb Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 16:29:58 No.1332657 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

St. Louis Cardinals (7-7) vs. Philadelphia Phillies (7-7)
STL- John Gant (0-1)
PHI- Aaron Nola (0-1)
>12:05 PM CT
NBCSP

Arizona Diamondbacks (5-10) vs. Washington Nationals (5-7)
ARI- Madison Bumgarner (0-2)
WSH- Paolo Espino (0-0)
>12:05 PM CT
MASN

Tampa Bay Rays (7-8) vs. New York Yankees (5-9)
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Spartman 04/19/21 (Mon) 01:02:57 No.1332867

Will Dotz Get Her Cheeks Busted In Prison?

NoFap George Floyd 04/19/21 (Mon) 01:12:52 No.1332868

I CAN'T COOM
I CAN'T COOM
I CAN'T COOM

Spartman 04/19/21 (Mon) 01:19:38 No.1332869

>>1332862
this would explain the permanent aura of butthurt he exudes

Spartman 04/19/21 (Mon) 02:03:27 No.1332873

>>1332862
is he upset about the new super soccer league

Spartman 04/19/21 (Mon) 02:07:46 No.1332875

i fuckin missed me some mil man

Spartman 04/19/21 (Mon) 01:22:56 No.1332871 [Reply]

shit on her tits

Spartman 04/19/21 (Mon) 01:20:32 No.1332870 [Reply]

buttsex doesnt count as incest

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 23:12:39 No.1332858 [Reply]

Fat Shit

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 23:12:08 No.1332857 [Reply]

a good Shit covered fattie mmmmmmm…

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 23:10:41 No.1332856 [Reply]

imagine a Fat Shit

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 23:09:52 No.1332855 [Reply]

mmmmmmmmmmmm… Shit

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 23:09:31 No.1332854 [Reply]

Good Fat Shit Sex

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Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:38:11 No.1332813 [Reply]

>tfw 6 military helis just flew about 200ft from my house
but unironically tho
never seen em that low and fast fast is relative to how low tho. lets say 60-70mph or ~ highway speed. i know they go faster
not even 200ft out over ontario shore. prolly more like 100ft, as if they were boats, yuppies wouldve been bitching to the coast guard if they were up on plane at that distance
couldnt have been more than 30ft above water. theydve literally buzzed 2 story houses if they were above land. headed east along shore towards river.
heard em coming and i was looking at them and flicking them off and grabbing my crotch as i usually do to the coast guard because theyre gay and are always taking pictures, then realized it wasnt coasties but flicked em off anyways cuz those fags are always taking pics too. then 3 more came in really tight formation so i was just kinda flabbergasted, then i decided to flick off the last two out of principal

mustve found a body or maybe a couple or some shit. i could see the jarheads inside all wearing those bright orange lifejackets
coasties have been goin by all week so i figure its prolly some missing person shit
rly rly rly exceptionally odd tho

TL;DR
6 black cocks just flew over my house
i am become the yim

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Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:08:19 No.1332829

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>>1332823
yea i see those guys doing exercises every once in a while. way farther out tho obv
really quick little things
looks like a lot of fun

i tell ya the spookiest shit i ever seen was one of those big UAV drones WAAAAAYYYY tf out
was a terribly rough day in like dec, and i thought it was some bird or something as it was flying in ground effect
took my binoculars out and realized how far it was, then realized it was a "plane" that was all white and it didnt have windows
obv flicked that one off too

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:13:11 No.1332832

>>1332829
why would one of those things be using ground effect

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:13:48 No.1332833

>>1332813
They are preparing the round up for the Interracial Sissy Bimbo Breeding grounds.

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:15:32 No.1332834

>>1332832
prolly just some training/testing shit to see if they could do it
theres bases all over, US and leaf, so theyre allowed to do whatever they want over the lake

i thought it was strange too tbh as theyre clearly not designed for that

>>1332833
prolly

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 22:53:58 No.1332849

https://deagel.com/

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 22:01:38 No.1332843 [Reply]

kaka

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VROOOM AND RACISM THREAD Spartman 03/03/21 (Wed) 16:42:27 No.1317181 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

it's finna here, the new farce india aka aston martin f1 cr

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Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:47:56 No.1332820

>I feel like a turtle
maybe you are one. don't forget, slow and steady wins the race.

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:04:09 No.1332827

>pitting for fresh nigger blacks
MAXIMUM RACISM

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:37:31 No.1332839

asspain

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:38:11 No.1332840

WHITE POWER IN 2ND

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:49:13 No.1332841

even india raecing has a t-paste driver

dudder 04/18/21 (Sun) 21:15:43 No.1332835 [Reply]

I'll be honest: I love crapsex

Spartman 04/18/21 (Sun) 20:54:47 No.1332824 [Reply]

here in Netherlands we LOVE crapsex!

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