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/v/ Presents: Cough & Conquer - The Corona Cup Spartman 03/29/20 (Sun) 22:07:39 No.1195544 [Reply]

Main thread is on jula/v/. I figure you'd guys might be interested.

ARE YOU READY COMMANDERS?
Through April 3rd to the 5th, there will be a Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 tournament open to all. Aside from the webring, I have also invited two African game groups. The first one is GamersNight, a Ugandan game group that represents a good chunk of South-East Africa. The second is N.O.G, a Zambian game group.

HOW TO PARTICIPATE
1. Have a copy of Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge. You can find a copy at:
__Good install, no FMV:__ https://femto.pw/info/sgyz.zip
__Good install, no FMV, CnCNet installed:__ https://femto.pw/info/sgyz.zip
__Sketchy Pakistani Repack, FMV included:__ https://www.moddb.com/groups/command-conquer-westwood-fans-ea/downloads/red-alert-2-yuri-revenge-full-version

2. Install CnCNet at https://downloads.cncnet.org/CnCNet5_YR_Installer.exe

3. Sign up for brackets at challonge.com and check in on our cytube room. We will be letting you know through PMs that your game is up. You will need to check in on the bracket website or with one of the organizers within an hour before the tournament stars.
__Eurafrican Bracket:__ https://challonge.com/cnceurafica/
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Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 16:19:11 No.1195744

>>1195632
>praying for you brother
somehow I hate gahoole more and I never even used /tv/

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 16:49:39 No.1195756

>>1195744
same, he requires constant attention and doesn't offer anything in return

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 17:48:19 No.1195764

>>1195733
his mom died some years ago and pretty sure he said his dad put him in a kosher group home because he was too much of a strain on his finances. guy had a hardware store that I think went under but I might be wrong on the last bit

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 19:24:22 No.1196089

Here's the finalized map list. I've been balancing things to keep them interesting. There are also some rule changes.
>Maps will have a cooldown, meaning that they can't be played. This is to prevent popular maps from being overplayed.
<If it is tied, the third map will be ~~Tanya's Training Grounds~~ Alaskan Outback.

Preliminaries

[2] Dune Patrol
[2] Dustbowl
[2] Frozen Divide
[2] Loaded Barrel
[2] Meat Grinder
[Pro] [2] Urban Rush
[4] Anytown, Amerika
[4] Arena
[4] Caverns of Siberia
[4] Don't Mock The Crocs
[4] Double Trouble
[4] Four Corners
[4] Morningtide
[4] Tanya's Training Grounds

[2] Official Tournament Map A
[2] Twin Peaks
[3] Frigid Triangle
[3] Yuri's Plot
[4] Don't Mock The Crocs
[4] Invasion Confirmed
[4] Isle of Oades
[4] Oceanside
[4] Don't Mock The Crocs

Finals

[6] All The Fury
[6] Monument Valley
[6] Streets of Gold
[6] Wild Animal Park
[Pro] [6] Ant Arctic
[8] A Path Beyond II

[6] Magma
[8] Powder Keg

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 19:56:36 No.1196103

By the way, OP forgot to mention but you can sign up for the tourney by asking for it on any of the threads, without having to sign up on the challonge website.

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Spartman 03/19/20 (Thu) 16:36:32 No.1192346 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WATCH THE BELARUS HOCKEY NOW

AN SPORT IS ON

http://onhockey.tv/
https://sport-tv.by/hokkey-ekstraliga-342

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 18:05:40 No.1196076

heem sleepy

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 18:36:47 No.1196080

>>1196076
and HONGRY

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 18:43:55 No.1196082

first corona death in Belarus
where is your god now?

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 18:47:39 No.1196083

>>1196082
in ogretime

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 18:52:26 No.1196085

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NWO ID2020 FOREVER Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 17:27:38 No.1196068 [Reply]

have you guys gotten ur chips yet? it will save your from the corona.

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 17:48:09 No.1196072

is there an alternative that runs on GNU/Linux?

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 18:02:19 No.1196074

Proofs?

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 18:34:37 No.1196079

>>1196074
proofs is an antiquated arisotelian-thomistic way of seeing reality. everything is true in someway, anon. This includes rfdi chips in ur blood streams

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 07:05:43 No.1195990 [Reply]

DEAD SAUNA NIGGER STORAGE

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 07:06:34 No.1195991

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DEAD SAUNA NIGGERS PILE THE BODIES UP

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 07:08:40 No.1195992

I never thought my dreams would come true
9/11 every day
We made it

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 15:16:26 No.1196034

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this thread is bewwwy wudeeee
(;3;)

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 15:21:39 No.1196036

let the sauna hit the floor
let the sauna hit the floor
let the sauna hit the
*TINK*
*TINK*

FLOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 15:22:36 No.1196037

>>1196034
no. you wanna know whats rally rude, dotz? you !

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 04:43:41 No.1195971 [Reply]

i really don't know about this guys

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 04:45:55 No.1195975

sent to the coronavirus gassing chambers

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 04:47:18 No.1195976

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 06:14:29 No.1195985

where the cough parties at?

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 07:20:20 No.1195994

i thought that was a copy of phenomenology of spirit

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 14:53:10 No.1196032

>>1195994
spartmen are forbidden from reading books on the syllabus of errors

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 04:41:47 No.1195969 [Reply]

snitchbro is trying to form an authoritarian regime without sports to distract us its time to stop him NOWWWWW

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 04:45:35 No.1195973

i used to secretly masturbate to the idea of pedobrah getting hit by a truck and dying but no i think he is cool.

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 04:48:48 No.1195978

>>1195973
its too late he got you now you are forced to worship rules and hate memes

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OFFICIAL NU "YORK" IS FINISHED THREAD Spartman 03/29/20 (Sun) 00:16:17 No.1195275 [Reply]

SHUT DOWN SHUT DOWN SHUT DOWN

tiem to cook this apple

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Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 22:46:41 No.1195873

>>1195849
>holy cow

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

GOATBRO IS AN INDIAN

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 23:36:33 No.1195883

>>1195873
dot or feather?

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 00:19:40 No.1195891

>>1195872
william hurt too, that movie is a tour de force

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 04:24:17 No.1195966

new york is dying

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 04:42:11 No.1195970

>>1195883
dot. i DM'd nelly that one time he went to the lpga. she said "that indian dude was your friend"?

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Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 04:40:37 No.1195642 [Reply]

pizza hut made all these boxes BUT THERE IS NO MARCH MADNESS

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:28:33 No.1195913

>>1195911
sounds gay as shit

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:03:43 No.1195924

>>1195913
but you love gay stuff

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:17:58 No.1195932

>>1195924
what's the matter, never seen two gay men kiss before?

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:58:23 No.1195950

>>1195932
no that disgusts me i only watch straight men kiss

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 03:03:58 No.1195952

nu york is embarassing

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 23:30:54 No.1195881 [Reply]

Gordon Ramsay is busy fucking bitches and getting money wtf are u doing?

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:45:48 No.1195943

i want the zoomer remover

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:49:15 No.1195945

>>1195942
but i am investmentbro
(one of them)

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:49:24 No.1195946

spee I'm so bored I need sports and actual groceries to cook nice meals

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:49:43 No.1195947

>>1195941
just drink beer at home and watch marbula one
make bombs and call threats in to the IRS
watch anime etc

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:57:00 No.1195949

>>1195926
just watch it now you've got a spare hour. watch the first 3 eps

Spartman 03/13/20 (Fri) 17:47:02 No.1189867 [Reply]

just a flu bro
totally just a flu

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Spartman 03/22/20 (Sun) 04:17:16 No.1193233

>>1192918
now this is eric

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:06:53 No.1195906

Everyone dies from the flu this year

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:15:20 No.1195908

>>1192918
saw this in r/humor!
epic! hahah!

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:17:08 No.1195909

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>>1195908
I can't find sportschan.org/r/humor

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 02:20:00 No.1195934

>>1195909
its located at >our reddit branch

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Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 20:11:46 No.1195809 [Reply]

coronavirus quarantine too much to handle
jump to suicide
americas new solution!

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Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:29:54 No.1195914

>>1195912
JK always envisioned this

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:32:16 No.1195915

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>>1195914

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:38:57 No.1195917

>>1195912
john lennon*

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:39:16 No.1195918

>>1195809
dotz no!

Spartman 03/31/20 (Tue) 01:53:25 No.1195921

niggers bounce

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Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 22:56:24 No.1195875 [Reply]

just gonna leave this here…

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 23:03:16 No.1195877

>dumping your mutt
ugh, you're terrible.
calling animal control

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 23:05:38 No.1195878

>>1195877
something wrong, friend?

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 23:13:30 No.1195879

fagrik

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Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 21:39:47 No.1195854 [Reply]

Discuss

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 21:45:38 No.1195855

polidicks

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 21:48:21 No.1195858

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CRitler you are a shit painter indeed

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 21:50:23 No.1195859

>doing realism

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 22:43:51 No.1195871

>>1195858
>jewish physics

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 22:13:59 No.1195863 [Reply]

todays sports ration
analysis of yesterdays thrilling marble race

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 22:20:37 No.1195865

skip should take notes.

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 22:32:06 No.1195866

steve1989 wouldnt eat this ration

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 22:33:05 No.1195868

khabib ferguson off?

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 22:42:35 No.1195870

>>1195868
i wish, they always fight in pants tho ;_;

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Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 21:33:47 No.1195851 [Reply]

sheem comfy

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 21:35:44 No.1195852

I have a strong urge to USS Cole that ship

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 21:48:18 No.1195857

>>1195852
but thats a war crime

Spartman 03/30/20 (Mon) 21:57:49 No.1195860

>>1195857
so?