▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 22:16:34 No. 1692385 >>1692397
>>1692350 (OP) IATA
go yankees
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:14:26 No. 1692399 >>1692401
>>1692387 kc is a vary gud town
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:19:09 No. 1692401 >>1692402
>>1692397 hi
>>1692399 good digits questionable comment
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:24:52 No. 1692402 >>1692405
>>1692401 yeah no my comment was very accurate. i can prove it mathematically
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:42:30 No. 1692406
>>1692405 what the fuck thats creepy as hell what is this?
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:44:55 No. 1692407 >>1692417 >>1692436 >>1692518
>>1692405 listen here you fucking applelover:
Theorem: Kansas City is a gud town.
Proof:
Let:
B = Barbecue quality
M = Music scene (specifically jazz & blues)
S = Sports success (e.g., Chiefs, Royals)
C = Cost of living
V = Vibes (subjective but measurable via festivals, people, culture)
Assume:
A town is "gud" if its overall Quality Score
Q satisfies:
Q
=
B
+
M
+
S
+
V
C
> T
Q=
C
B+M+S+V
>T where
T
T is the national average threshold of town goodness.
Assign values (objectively):
B
=
9.5
B=9.5 (legendary BBQ)
M
=
8.5
M=8.5 (rich jazz & blues history)
S
=
9.0
S=9.0 (Patrick Mahomes exists)
V
=
8.0
V=8.0 (First Fridays, friendly people, fountains)
C
=
5.0
C=5.0 (low cost of living compared to other cities)
T
=
5.0
T=5.0 (national average)
Q
=
9.5
+
8.5
+
9.0
+
8.0
5.0
=
35.0
5.0
=
7.0
Q=
5.0
9.5+8.5+9.0+8.0
=
5.0
35.0
=7.0
Since
Q
=
7.0
> T
=
5.0
Q=7.0>T=5.0,
Therefore, Kansas City is a gud town.
Q E D ▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:31:56 No. 1692417
>>1692350 (OP) >/librejp/ meem wew
>>1692407 counterpoint
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:06:26 No. 1692436
>>1692407 >no mention of the local meth scene garbage rankings go in the garbage
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 16:07:09 No. 1692523
>>1692519
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 17:13:05 No. 1692528
>>1692519 NOW
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 03:32:42 No. 1692819
>>1692519
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 03:43:57 No. 1692821 >>1692843 >>1693024
any doyers in
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 06:12:37 No. 1692843 >>1692848
>>1692821 ayyy u bang ese?
go doyer
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 06:47:05 No. 1692848
>>1692843 viva los doyers ese
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 07:38:02 No. 1692852
anyone know if doyer games will be televised in the el salvador deportation facility?
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 12:27:51 No. 1692882 >>1692896
>>1692874 i don't believe in murder but i have a jump rope you could hang yourself with
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 13:16:53 No. 1692899 >>1692904
>>1692896 why do you post the green frog pictures
just because cuckchan is kill doesn't mean you need to ruin it for everyone else
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 13:31:08 No. 1692904 >>1692947
>>1692899 YRRRRRRRR OUTTA HERE!
*throws hand dramatically pointing towards entrance*
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:17:27 No. 1692950 >>1693007
>>1692896 you're a green frog
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 17:57:23 No. 1692962
>wen she see my inbisilbl gock :DDDDDDD
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 19:15:01 No. 1692993 >>1693018
green frogs GUD
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 20:13:01 No. 1693007
>>1692950 >>1692947 Umpies bow to now one
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 21:02:11 No. 1693018 >>1693088 >>1693167
>>1692993 lel nah
fuckin draw somethin urself u lazy do-nothing fags
relying on decade+ old yims is a sign of inherent weakness. a weakness of the soul.
u need /sp/ihad
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 21:06:14 No. 1693019
OH THANK FUCK BAS3DBALL IS ALMOST ON!
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 21:24:37 No. 1693024 >>1693025 >>1693127
>>1692821 hai hai doyerfren here
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 21:26:26 No. 1693025
>>1693024 I'm so sorry about Gura…
▶ Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 00:29:07 No. 1693086
Yankees.
▶ Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 00:42:37 No. 1693088
>>1693018 wait….how old are CR and Wadina……
▶ Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 03:21:38 No. 1693152
time to doy
▶ Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 05:12:00 No. 1693167
>>1693018 >draw somethin urself did you…. just telL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO YOU VERMIN
alexa draw a picture of an edgy whore in a KC royals uniform and post it to sprotschan
NOW ▶ Spartman 04/16/25 (Wed) 05:13:30 No. 1693169
>>1692382 still loving this yim
▶ Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 01:04:17 No. 1693377
JUDGED
▶ Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 15:54:31 No. 1693559
Hello
▶ Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 16:11:06 No. 1693563
>>1693560
▶ Spartman 04/17/25 (Thu) 17:30:39 No. 1693589
>>1693572 the fact it has ads is the more worrisome part tbh
you don't have ads unless you're selling out like a faggot