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 No.1629899[Last 50 Posts]

here, queer, spend your money
how you peppering that angussy?

 No.1629900

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is this the lose all your money thread

 No.1629903

>>1629900
ALL ON BLACK

 No.1629904

any long shelf life food recs? ton of my canned is going bad this year

 No.1629905

>>1629899
both should be made illegal

 No.1629911

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>>1629904
canned apples and a shitload of bottled water

 No.1629913

>>1629911
wew
uhm xir if i may…
i'm not particularly sure about your axises and that appears to be a classic double spank forming…

 No.1629924

>>1629904
ya start making preserved foods urself not even tryin to be a snarky dick about it rly just start dumping shit in vinegar and drying out meats and stuff this is shit >our forebears did for frickin ever so you can to budy

 No.1629938

>>1629911
Nice kaki wew

 No.1629939

>>1629904
yea, canned doenst actually go bad
the shit is sealed up, and cooked to a bajillion degrees killing ERYTHING
unless the can has been compromised (dents will fuck the seal), your food will still be safe to eat, although maybe degraded in taste, texture, or appearance

 No.1629946

just join a doomsday cult

 No.1629948

>>1629911
i dont think xadies should be wearing suits….

 No.1629978

>>1629939
the worst i have seen is canned stuff developing surface rust. ive seen that shit last 20 years or more judging by cleaning out the houses of dead relatives.

 No.1630005

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>>1629900
DOUBLE DOWN

 No.1630026

>>1629924
got in my head it needed to be from my garden for some reason but thats retarded now you mention it
>>1629939
>>1629978
you're right, found some dobson deenz and had a moment

 No.1630027

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>"In CBO’s estimates, net immigration of people in that category is 8.7 million greater over the 2021–2026 period than it would have been if net immigration had remained at its otherwise expected level."
>"Federal spending on mandatory programs and net interest costs will be greater by an estimated $278 billion over the 2024–2034 period because of the immigration surge. Outlays for mandatory programs will rise by an estimated $194 billion over that period, mainly because of spending on benefits for immigrants and their children."
https://www.cbo.gov/publication/60419
https://archive.ph/lsZbF

 No.1630041

>>1630026
yea just be careful that the cans look in good condition- free of dents, corrosion, and bulging
then ofc when you do open them, be on the lookout for bad odors or foamy appearance, as those are signs of botulism (uncommon since commercial canning should happen at a high enough temp to stop that, but still happens sometimes)
pass all those, and you should be fine

 No.1630062

>>1630027
importing the entirety of the third world and using the remains of >our coffers is >our greatest strength

 No.1630074

>>1630027
theyre using official cpi for projections
usgay is fucked

 No.1630076

>>1630074
lmfao i love how they keep taking things off of CPI to keep it artificially low

 No.1630081

>>1630027
just kill all the old people

 No.1630090

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>>1630027
we just need mo money fo dem programs

 No.1630105

>>1630081
better yet, kill the niggers

 No.1630158

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>>1630076
just straight up changed definition of recession lel. every month they have to 'adjust' past numbers down
but even using hsv level 5 spirit cooking alchemy this is as unblown as they can get the books?
i dont feel so gud mr spart

 No.1630167

>>1630158
fight fire with fire
go to india and take their jobs

 No.1630175

>>1630158
>third pic
and now they're bragging about white genocide

 No.1630177

>>1630175
and thats a good thing inshallah

 No.1630185

>>1630167
tbh id prob scam boomers at this point
throw a drawl in my voice say im rajeesh, mix it up for em

 No.1630188

>>1630175
well judging from how retarded brown employees actually are turning out to be even if they went full on gaza tier genocide on yt i dont think theyd get more than halfway done with that at best before they fuck it up and start killing themselves and each other

 No.1630197

>>1630185
im p sure you only have to go to new jersey for that

 No.1630199

>>1630158
>BASEDspanics
>+2M
<teh negroes
<not even a milly
¡VIVA LA RAZA!

 No.1630200

you know whats the rly funny thing is it doesnt say how much theyre getting paid
good ol corporate doin what they do: cutting overhead

 No.1630210

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 No.1630215

>>1630200
saw smth about removing top 1000 richest and average income's 35k/yr but didnt look into it bc its all fake
def get what you pay for, shit be rarted. surprised things dont boeing boom all the time tbh

 No.1630233

>>1630215
youre probably gonna be seeing more and more inexcusable shit like bridges collapsing due to halfassed or outright nonexistent repair work

 No.1630236

>>1630233
pretty sure they arent hiring chinese

 No.1630243


 No.1630244

>>1630233
prolly be a while before we see anything that extreme, but we will see big corps losing a shitton of money but still somehow staying afloat because of diversitybux via blackcock
>my corp has a dedicated mailing list for every minority to keep them "empowered"
ya let's see how empowered you are when blackrock goes under lmao

 No.1630248

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>>1630233
epa etc forcing all kinds of plants to upgrade too, get manuel labor on jeet design
idk if engineerbros are still here but being competent at any stage=10x the work and fucks schedules now, so you know what the suits see

 No.1630249

>>1630243
>Andrew Miller who currently runs the Israeli and Palestinian portfolio at the department is leaving his role for personal reasons, sources familiar with his departure told CNN
heem dilaty

 No.1630252

>>1630236
youre right its worse theyre hiring niggers jeets and womyn
>>1630244
idk that depends on where you are. where i'm at the DOT is having a vary hard time keeping people and their work was already total shit to begin with. i think the interstates are the only decent roads here and even then theres still large stretches of car murdering potholes on some of them

 No.1630254

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>train ai using pubelick data
>ai gits gud
>nerf bc its too right
>release nerfed version to train on pubelick data
>repeat ad nauseam
need sum big brain spigga to hold me and explain this a.i. shit to me. even if they're keeping the good good in the back, can it even benefit from the nerf version's training?
a.i. is intentionally fucking garbage now but every nigger on earth is dumping stacks
is the point to reach a double+ gud version of bad, and c-suite retards are falling for magic words again?

 No.1630256

>>1630244
>when blackrock goes under
they in danger though? arguably a gubmint wing now

 No.1630258

>>1630254
nyidia is so overpriced it's not even funny, when they finally crash they will crash fukn HARD

 No.1630259

>>1630256
>they in danger though?
lol no not at all. bros been reading too much zerohedge
couldnt be more too big to fail if they tried. the govts bags and blackrocks bags are the same bag

 No.1630273

>>1630259
>govts bags and blackrocks bags are the same bag
it's the militant arm of gommie globohomo. zerohedge shitting on em?

maybe i'm wrong but no1 bats an eye at nationalizing corps anymore. my impression was if their bottom line even sneezes it'll make 08 look lik a found nickel but idk how it would considering their port is basically everything mandatory to live

 No.1630279

>>1630254
>c-suite retards are falling for magic words again?
yup. ai is hard to turn into a sellable product and ai companies are relying on investors being clueless and just dumping money into them. only a fraction of them have a product to actually sell. pretty much the only sustainable way to run an ai company is taking contracts for projects from other companies.

 No.1630280

>>1630258
stop that.
it would crater my tech stocks into the fucking ground

 No.1630281

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>>1630280
dump NVDA and buy AMD instead

 No.1630282

>>1630279
>yup. ai is hard to turn into a sellable product
how??
it can already write school papers better than most retards. you could easily have it churn out shit for students to cheat with. an instant product that would sell a LOT. you could even train it to not set off cheat detection shit they use these days
you think Cheg makes a lot of money with their 'personal tutoring' section (aka pay you to do my work) part of their site?
it'd be nothing compared to this
just one of a dozen use cases i can think of off the top of my head

 No.1630285

>>1630280
still have funds after arkkk? only half snark bc lel women

 No.1630286

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>>1630281
i dislike NVIDIA on an ideological level
but i'm not the one that manages the portfolio allocation for my 401k stock option
and i can either pick VITAX, (which has 15% NVIDIA) and an annual return rate of
or i can pick [LITERAL WHO] mutual fund with an annual return rate between -5% and 1%
its so fucking retarded its not even an option. theres like 30 mutual funds with abysmal growth and this tech one which even if it has elevated risk, is a billion times better than guaranteed depreciating stuff
i haven't looked in a while but my 401k is probably substantially greener than my regular portfolio atm

 No.1630287

>>1630286
ok budy my work's 401K through (((Bank of Weimerica))) gave me a fukn 20% increase last year i shit you not
if i can find what they have their filthy jewish claws in i will let you know

 No.1630288

i didnt take my work 401k because it sounds incredible jewish to invest in the (((stock market)))

 No.1630289

>>1630282
go try microshit or jewgles a.i.
at least for non yim use the consumer end product is fucking ass
no idea what the full story is but from what i've seen it's 1. tay never again 2. they hit a roadblock and out of desperation trained on all available data aka shitposts sorted by updoots

was some tinfoil but true story about bong moms renting their babies brains for processing training bc a.i. versus AGI is some 21 grams shit

 No.1630290

>>1630288
i mean 08 never properly corrected it's just funny munny sharting, but it can remain solvent longer than you can remain sane or w/e the fucking saying is

 No.1630291

>>1630288
you do it to reduce your tax basis
when you're making lots, that top 20% of your income is getting FUCKED in the ass HARD

 No.1630293

>>1630291
>>1630288
oh also because often your employer matches, which is free $$

 No.1630295

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>>1630293
>-9% 10 year return
IM IN PAIN, /SP/ROS

 No.1630296

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>>1630295
skill issue
work for a better company
i get matched up to like 10% which is fuk insane

 No.1630297

>>1630293
pinkos would hard flip if they ever had to pay what an employer does, have to match so much
it's monopoly, ""morality"" is a delusional self-imposed handicap

 No.1630298

>>1630296
i just have to sit on it, in reality a very large proportion of my 'down' money is distributions but thats not how etrade tracks it
it is painful watching half my portfolio languish, tho. will be very painful when the bottom falls out soon, except that i have like 100k in cash ready to dump in

 No.1630300

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>retirement
fell for the work for yourself yim, kill me

 No.1630301

>>1630300
im sorry to hear that ruby doo

 No.1630302

>>1630298
>i have like 100k in cash ready to dump in
nigger go to your local bank and dump that in a 6 month CD they're giving like 5-6% right now
enjoy it while it lasts

 No.1630304

>>1630302
>lock it in for 6 months
uhhh
no
its in a high interest account earning 4.3%
i'll give up 2% for the flexibility if shit goes sideways NOW

 No.1630305

>>1630304
who's your HYSA with if i can ask?

 No.1630306

>>1630305
>HYSA
Marcus
i'm sure i'm still losing, but again. risk reward

 No.1630308

>>1630304
that too, that prolly works better
i use capital one since USAA kept jewing me but in terms of money i have no money, i have like $300 in savings rn, student loans are a bitch but i have stable employment so i'll be fine unless that's a really stupid low number, in which case please tell me

 No.1630309

>>1630306
nah liquid is the play rn imo
>>1630308
who knows. it's looked like beans & bullets time for awhile now
argument against is that inflation is going to rekt everyones shit so buy stuff (pref on loan so the money devalues) now & supply issues are a possibility

 No.1630310

>>1630308
i usually try to keep a couple grand liquid, but its just been building because this fucking pyramid scheme has gotta fail at some point right???? emperor has no clothes right now
or at least thats why i keep telling myself
i'm also throwing a lot of it into my house/tools and non-perishable food. i plan to spend another 5-10k on that sorta stuff but that still leaves me at 90k liquid

 No.1630313

fwiw i'm paranoid af and rec 6 months food, water/water filtration, power, standard tinfoiler stuff, then keep 6 months ahead on mortgage and print it out, then at least 6 months expenses in cash
figure if/when tech hits a bump it's going to be a shit show and i know that bank error wont be in my favor

 No.1630316

>>1630313
idk budy people have been saying shit's gonna crash for the last half century
but it hasn't
i'll just keep living life as i am rn and if shit becomes bosnia-tier then oh well, guess i'll die

 No.1630317

>>1630300
not like the work for someone else yim leads anywhere for most people anymore either tho
either you figure out how to play jewish number games or you do like i do and just horde useful shit and hope you live through whatever horrible faggotry the demons who rule this planet have in store for you

 No.1630318

>>1630316
hasnt the stock market gone through multiple crashes since the 70s? or by crash do you mean like great depression crash because even in the 70s shit didnt look this retarded and grim and that was a particularly retarded and grim decade

 No.1630319

>>1630316
man ik, recycled more prep shit than i care to admit at this point
only have my sis and her kid as family now and she's retarded so feel a duty i guess. otherwise i'd mad max

 No.1630321

>>1630317
true. going shopping at 11 and avoiding crowds rules, just kinda now figuring out how important money is tho
idk why i spaz anymore, been pilled for decades, probly a rip the bandaid self induced psychosis thang and should just log off and have fun tbh but the tism gets me

 No.1630323

>>1630313
6 months of food is so cheap to keep on hand that i dont see how anyone can have an excuse not to do it

 No.1630324

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>>1630317
>he plans to live when shtf

 No.1630327

>>1630324
>not prepping for your one chance at retirement
anon pls

 No.1630331

the disgusting alliance between neocon truck faggots and far lefty in tesla comments is so fucking nauseating
are these useful idiots? or is this some sorta massive shareblue style influencing campaign

 No.1630363

>>1630331
>are these useful idiots?
yes
>is this some sorta massive shareblue style influencing campaign
i mean sure prolly some of that too. astroturfing is cheap and ez to automate. literally anything even remotely related to finance is always saturated w bullshit lies and shillshit

the recurring theme is once again enemy of my enemy being a retarded game to play. look at those retards. dont be them

 No.1630367

>>1630324
i mean youll be dead so it'll be worth it

 No.1630381

>>1630367
Imma laff when you get raped and killed by a wild pack of niggers

 No.1630394

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 No.1630395

>>1630394
wonder why burgers aren't hacking banks in russia or china
if they are i never hear about it

 No.1630399

>>1630381
figures a smug cuckime poster has an obsession with having sex with niggers
also how will you laugh when your fat ass is rotting in a basement?

 No.1630401

>>1630395
sar pls rajesh is trying but the russian and chinese banking systems dont fall for gift card scams as easily

 No.1630404

>>1630399
youre the one that brought up sex with niggers when rape was mentioned but I already see your looking forward to it

 No.1630410

>>1630404
>>1630324 (you)
>>he plans to live when shtf
>>1630367 (me)
>i mean youll be dead so it'll be worth it
>>1630381 (you again)
>Imma laff when you get raped and killed by a wild pack of niggers (first mention of niggers)
what is it about anime that turns people into hateful nihilistic nigger worshipping cuckolds that cant read?

 No.1630412

also i wasnt even talking about shtf either the converter is about economic problems
wtf is your problem put down the cartoons and go outside not everything is death and niggers

 No.1630417

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>>1630410
>what is it about anime that turns people into hateful nihilistic nigger worshipping cuckolds that cant read?
question as old as time

 No.1630424

>>1630410
>>1630412
>cant read
>chimps out in the most neurotic way possible
mentally ill

 No.1630426

>>1630424
shut up autist

 No.1630428

>>1630410
embittered spergs with shitty lives retreat into imageboards and anime, which forms a feedback loop where everything is godawful shit and nothing good ever happens, which then compounds into even more bitterness and anger. lather, rinse, repeat until you get handfuls of utterly broken misanthropic self-hating spergs shitposting on ded bords.

 No.1630431

shits not hitting the fan
relax
its just shit

srsly if you think lik this you will genuinely be eaten alive in any trade you make. wall st eats expensive lunches on your misplaced overly bearish shenanigans. even especially in srs downturns, theres tons of money to be made on the long side. look for things that might go up, dont try to time when you think theyll go down. youll lose everything with the latter

 No.1630434

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I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!

 No.1630437

spros im poor rn and eating beans and rice, what can i add to make it taste good

 No.1630449

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>>1630437
put mad adobo in it

 No.1630458

https://www.theregister.com/2024/06/25/nvidia_share_price_drop/
so long as amd isn't even trying to meet nvidia's performance let alone beat them and intel's new cards are still a joke, nvidia is likely fine tbh. gaymers and crypto mining (which still somehow exists) will prop them up as always.
as usual litigation is likely their biggest threat, as their dominant position could open them up for anti-trust litigation and other such nonsense.

 No.1630464

>>1630437
put some red bean and rice seasoning on it, that shit makes it gud as hell

 No.1630468

>>1630424
xir pls take your nigger rape fantasies elsewhere this is a lose mone thread

 No.1630470

>>1630437
if you can get your hands on some hot af peppers that'll make a gr8 combo
or they'll just make everything taste like burning if you go too hot but thats on you to figure out

 No.1630473

forgot to ask what is a gud 3d printer i can fit on a desk?

 No.1630477

>>1630470
last time i did that my mouth was on fire for an hour
prolly too much cayenne + peppers i grew myself but still

 No.1630479

>>1630477
then just use a lot less
i had these hot as fuck little habanero peppers and like two of them cut up into little bits mixed in with beans was perfect. the real hot ones are great specifically because you dont need to use much to spice up a meal so one harvest can last you so long
i was never able to get the lunatic shit like ghost pepper or hotter to work well in a meal tho i think thosre just for masochists

 No.1630483

>>1630479
i think hot peppers are just for people who like shooting flames out their anus when they shit

 No.1630494

>>1630479
i made the mistake of mixing jalapenos with some cayenne pepper I had and budy i went through an entire gallon of milk trying to cool off, shit was NOT fun
can't grow anything now since deck has zero direct sunlight and i'm on the third floor but maybe sometime in the future i'll try again
used to have a deck to grow stuff on two apartment ago but u cant rly do much when your neighbor drives through ur apartment and the fire department condemns it as unsafe

 No.1630498

>>1630494
could always get grow lamps. i use them for starting seeds indoors in the early spring before frost season ends. my windows are all north/south facing so i don't get direct sun either.
neighbors might think you are growing weed however

 No.1630505

>>1630483
yah ime habanero is the hottest one that still has a worthwhile flavor to it beyond that i may as well just hold a lighter to my tongue
>>1630494
get revenge with peppers

 No.1630510

>>1630505
>get revenge with peppers
nah im sure insurance fucked her hard with no lube
death to nurses, especially those who slam drugs to pull a 23 hour shift and act like it's totally normal

 No.1630513

>>1630510
but now you can fuck her with capsaicin lube

 No.1630546

>>1630494
just take the seeds out
the seeds are the part that has the most capsaicin

 No.1630547

>>1630510
>those who slam drugs to pull a 23 hour shift and act like it's totally normal
this actually prolly is normal
ive met quite a few
surgeons and commercial airline pilots are all heavy alcoholics too

 No.1630550

>>1630547
administrating sportschan too

 No.1630641

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I'm ready, are you?

 No.1630643

>>1630641
lel hope it was worth it

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>>1630641
who was more retarded?

 No.1630683

>>1630676
this one makes me legs weak
fuck

 No.1630688

>>1630683
you know that shit hurt bad if a grown man is yelling "OWIE" like a little toddler

 No.1630698

>>1630688
oh i listened to it muted
its actually easier to watch with sound just because he's makin so much noise

 No.1630705

how the fuck do you choose what to buy with long term stonk market games? watch a shitload of news and guess what companies to throw your money at? read shit like tech blogs?

 No.1630706

>>1630705
u don't
u put your dobsons in index funds and let people way smarter than u (ie people with access to insider trading) manage ur money for you and be happy with your 5% every year

 No.1630709

>>1630706
are cheaper index funds even worth bothering with or is this a game i need to sink $20k into to see any worthwhile return?
most i can part with rn is $5k

 No.1630715

>>1630287
i just looked at what my cumulative return for VITAX is and its 20%
and that factors in the HIGH HIGHS that got bought up at last peak
one of my years annualized return rate is 70%, insanity
i have 100k in my 401k right now, so i'm closing in on 600k total rn
and thats with the bulk really, half of my portfolio rn languishing

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>>1630676
what a prick

 No.1635334

Check’d

 No.1635337

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GODDAMNIT

 No.1635340

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>>1635334 ­
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 No.1640480

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 No.1640509

>>1640480
explain this to me like im retarded

 No.1640535

>>1640509
it's a graphical representation of one of those fireworks that splits into multiple charges in midair

 No.1640539

>>1640535
what part of ukraine is this?

 No.1640562

>>1640509
wheat from chaff time

 No.1640576

>>1640539
no thats palestine

 No.1640652

>check muh stonks
>up on everything except gudyear which was a guess bet anyway
8bit wario lookin like a rart doin thumbs up.png

 No.1640657

>>1640652
i tried stonks a couple years ago then sold them off after only making 100 dollars and then like two months later most of the stonks i had started to go up. all i had to do was wait which is the one thing i'm usually rally gud at and i didn't do it

 No.1640659

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>>1640652
don't have that one but i have this

 No.1640669

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>>1640657
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
can this gay economic corpse just die already so i can dump in my 100k on the dip, bleeding red all over is never fun

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>>1640659
that is nice ty
also i found it

 No.1640772

For some reason youtube has been reccomending me videos about the Warioland series and I was reminded of how great those games were.

Its a shame modern Nintendo became total soy bugman tier.

 No.1640777

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>>1640772
make sure to play warioland 4 for game boy advance
incredible, incredible

 No.1640791

>>1640777
I have already, one of my favs.
That games OST probably got me into all the weird experimental crap I listen too today.

 No.1641034

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Repo — American Hegemony

If dollar funding (dollar demand) is America's claim to hegemony and infinite fiscal space (the Treasury's monopoly on unlimited debt issuance), then the repo market is perhaps the most essential piece to the hegemonic puzzle.

Lack of demand for Treasuries implies a lack of demand for dollar funding, and is often cited as the catalyst for America's "eventual" collapse. After all, who is going to buy billions in debt maturing in 2034 or later, issued by a nation on a clearly unsustainable fiscal path, right? It makes little to no practical sense… that is, until you understand how the dollar system works.

In the modern financial system, a Treasury is money. Treasuries = dollars.

Repo markets in general serve as a nexus between financial actors with different funding needs and objectives, such as money market funds or shadow banks with cash to lend and hedge funds with borrowing needs to meet, intermediated by banks (broker-dealers). These interactions take place in particular venues of the repo market, and each venue has a distinct interest rate ("repo rate").

A risky, dubious, yet elaborate arbitrage trade known for blowing up during turmoil provides a vital mechanism for engineering dollar demand, and creates a bulwark for American hegemony that not even de-deollarization of global trade can detach from.

The reality is that — as I warned months ago — dollar hegemony is largely out of the hands of governments and politics, but within the short term motives of what I called "agnostic" (politically and culturally indifferent with a profit-focused priority) financial actors, such as repo dealers, megabanks, and hedge funds.

Other countries will repo their sovereign bonds. In Japan, for example, a small market for "gensaki transactions" (Japanese Government Bond JGB repo) exists. However, none are nearly as liquid as UST repo, as both domestic and foreign holdings of USTs vastly outnumber those of other sovereign bonds.

JGB (or other sovereign bond) futures are generally less liquid or don't exist, eliminating the potential for liquidity to come from basis trades (which we will look at in depth). As you'll see, liquidity matters.

The reality may bite, but if you're going to argue in good faith about the future of the dollar, you must first understand how embedded it is within the global financial system and — importantly — why it continues to be.

This post will review Treasury repo and its various venues, note how repo market leverage creates more Treasury demand via cash-futures basis trades, and suggest how the basis trade could unravel.

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>>1641034
Treasury Repo

We've covered what Treasury repo is and how it works, both in text and in a video series ( https://t.me/DissidentThoughts/3456?single and https://t.me/DTPrimers/110?single ), but it's such a crucial piece to the modern financial system that it can't be reiterated enough. Fortunately, it's rather simple.

A repo (short for repurchase) transaction involves the sale of assets (collateral) with an agreement to buy them back (repurchase) on a specified future date (usually the next day) and at a prearranged price. By selling your collateral and agreeing to repurchase it, you are just borrowing cash. There's no need to make it any more confusing than that. The pawn shop analogy is accurate:

For example, at a pawn shop you may "sell" $1000 worth of gold (ex: a gold ring), and accept $950. The reason the pawn shop "dealer" would be willing to lend only $950 for $1000 in collateral is because he knows that gold has been quite volatile lately, and if gold's price were to fall 5% (the collateral value falls to $950) or more, he may lose money on the transaction. The 5% "premium" is called a haircut, and is a layer of insurance.

At the end of the transaction, which in repo is usually the next day, you would purchase the gold back from the dealer for $950 (plus any interest). You could also choose to extend the loan ("roll over the repo").

But in reality, you're not selling the gold item per se, because you're agreeing to repurchase the item back from the dealer at the pawn shop. If you fail to do so, the dealer keeps the collateral — hence it is "secured lending."

While "gold repo" is in theory totally possible, it serves better only as an example. Treasury repo, where Treasury bills/notes/bonds are the collateral, is a daily operation of several trillion dollars, with unreported venues comprising another estimated ~$2 trillion in daily volumes.

The exhibit above is a very basic model of the dollar flows in repo. The collateral (Treasury securities) flow in the opposite direction of cash, obviously. And while there are four major repo venues (Tri-Party repo, GCF & DVP interdealer repo, and uncleared bilateral repo), the only differences are a third-party custodian holding the collateral (in tri-party repo) and whether the transaction is cleared by the FICC (in interdealer repo).

But at the end of the day, a repo is mechanically identical across all venues.

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>>1641035
Repo Financing

The repo market allows for relative value (RV) hedge funds engaged in the cash-futures basis trade to acquire significant leverage, thus generating correspondingly significant demand for cash Treasuries. This is called repo financing, or repo leverage.

For example, a hedge fund who wants to buy $100 in Treasuries can put down $1 of its own money and end up borrowing the remaining $99 in a repo transaction. Here is how that would work:

Step 1: A hedge fund agrees to buy $100 in Treasuries from a bank as part of a basis trade.

Step 2: At the same time, the hedge fund agrees to repo that $100 in Treasuries at a 1% haircut. This means the hedge fund will receive $99 in cash and agree to repurchase the Treasuries for $99.03 tomorrow (the $0.03 is the interest for the overnight loan, the repo rate). Note that the repo trade is a different counterparty than the original seller of the Treasury.

Normally, the hedge fund cannot sell the Treasuries for the full $100 because the dealer will ask for a small haircut to protect itself from any changes in the collateral value.

In the example we're using, the dealer sees Treasury collateral as very stable and is only looking for a 1% haircut (1% of $100, or $1). Note that in some bilateral repo markets, haircuts on Treasuries are nearly 0%, allowing for significant leverage (and risks).

The SEC’s proposal for mandatory repo clearing may reduce Treasury market liquidity by raising the cost of repo financing (haircuts in cleared repo are 2%), making the basis trade increasingly unprofitable.

Step 3: The hedge fund takes the $99 it received in the repo transaction, plus only $1 of its own money, and pays the bank $100 for the cash Treasury. The hedge fund is thus able to buy $100 of Treasuries with just $1 of its own money.

Note that up to this point, these steps should be thought of as occurring simultaneously.

Step 4: The next day the hedge fund is obligated to repurchase the $100 in Treasuries for $99.03, where $0.03 is the interest charged on the overnight loan. The hedge fund can either renew the repo loan or get out of the trade by selling the Treasury to the market for $100 and paying the dealer $99.03 with the proceeds.

With repo leverage, nominal demand for cash Treasuries is magnified.

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>>1641036
The Cash-Futures Basis Trade

In early 2018, a string of events formed an exploit in America’s sovereign debt market. Following a surge in Treasury issuance and regulatory reforms, asset managers (pension funds, mutual funds, and insurance companies) began to shift out of cash bonds and into long positions of their associated Treasury futures contracts.

A Treasury futures contract is a standardized agreement to buy Treasury securities at a predetermined price on a specified future date. Unlike option derivatives, which provide a right but do not obligate, futures contracts involve a binding obligation to transact on or before the contract matures.

The reason the basis (the difference between the cash Treasury price and the Treasury futures price) exists is because said asset managers began piling into Treasury futures, thus raising the futures' price relative to cash Treasuries. They prefer the futures over cash Treasuries because futures are operationally simpler and have less impact on their expense ratios. Most asset managers are not set up for repo, for example.

The cash-futures basis trade, or simply "the basis trade", is a three-legged arbitrage trade that seeks to exploit the basis, spanning three crucial financial markets: the cash Treasury market, where investors purchase Treasuries today; the Treasury futures market, where investors agree on a fixed price to pay for Treasuries they will receive in the future; and the Treasury repo market, where investors leverage their cash Treasury purchases.

Basis trades buy cash Treasuries and short Treasury futures to construct a payoff that depends on the two prices converging as the delivery date approaches (see Figure 2 in the third image).

This is similar to a long/short equity strategy, and convergence is virtually guaranteed: at the delivery date, cash and futures prices must be equal because otherwise on that date a trader could just buy a Treasury in the cash market and immediately deliver it into the futures market for an instant profit.

Shorting a Treasury futures contract means entering into an agreement to sell the underlying Treasury at a future date and at a predetermined price. It is an obligation.

To "deliver on a futures contract" means to fulfill that obligation by transferring the underlying Treasury to the buyer on the expiration date.

The key is that, so long as futures prices keep rising markedly above the price of their underlying Treasury securities, traders would buy bonds at a discount to what they’d receive when delivering these securities into futures contracts. If the basis were to narrow (or, potentially, invert), the trade would no longer be profitable, and this marginal buyer for Treasuries would vanish.

Only certain futures contracts and Treasury securities are used in basis trading. On any given date, there is just one Treasury security that basis traders want to own for each contract to make a particular deal as profitable as possible, called the “cheapest-to-deliver” Treasury.

The CTD ("cheapest-to-deliver") is simply the Treasury security with the cheapest value that is eligible to be delivered onto a futures contract.

Otherwise-similar Treasuries will differ in whether they are deliverable into a futures contract. A conversion factor attached to the futures price is meant to account for the desirability of individual Treasuries (the CME provides updates on conversion factors).

Due to these conversion factors, only one Treasury will be cheapest-to-deliver into each futures contract. But which that is can change over the life of a contract.

 No.1641038

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>>1641037
Implementing Basis Trades

Understanding sources of risk for basis trades and where stress can manifest requires understanding the technical details of how these trades are implemented.

The basis — or the profitability of a cash-futures basis trade — is characterized by the implied repo rate (IRR), which reflects the cost of carrying the security (including financing costs) until the futures contract's expiration.

When the implied repo rate is greater than the actual repo rate, basis traders borrowing in the repo market can profit by buying the cash Treasury and shorting the corresponding futures. At delivery, the trader will earn the spread between the IRR and the repo rate. When the actual repo rate is greater than the implied rate, a "long basis" trade is not profitable.

The IRR is closely related to the yield on a Treasury bill because the cash flows from the basis trade replicate those from a Treasury bill maturing on the futures delivery date.

In particular, in times of relative illiquidity and high balance sheet costs, the implied repo rate has deviated significantly from the rate of return on bills.

One example of these deviations occurred following the collapse of Lehman Brothers in 2008 (see Figure 4 above). Immediately after that collapse, as liquidity dried up in financial markets, implied repo rates collapsed deeply negative across contracts. The IRR decline reflected a flight to safety in Treasury markets.

Because the futures price and the cash price of the Treasury are known to the basis trader, provided he also knows the repo rate, profits on these bets at delivery are guaranteed.

The basis trade does not, however, offer risk-free profits. Several risks threaten the profitability of the basis trade, and thus create potential consequences for financial stability.

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>>1641038
The Greatest Credit Event of All

In just the last few weeks, we've seen two major trades — the Yen carry trade and the short volatility trade — "blow up", even though neither lasted nor took the street down with it. What about the basis trade?

We alluded at the start of the year that the "mother of all credit events" would be a disorderly rise in bond yields leading to dollar debasement. This is the "de-dollarization" that keeps Treasury and Federal Reserve officials up at night — not means of trade being re-routed off the dollar and onto other forms of settlement.

A credit event occurs when a borrower can no longer meet debt obligations, leading to a default, bankruptcy, or restructuring. For example, an insolvent bank being unable to pay depositors in a bank run.
There are two legs to the basis trade: the asset managers who express Treasury exposure via buying futures, and the hedge funds who repo finance cash Treasury purchases. While hedge funds are the marginal buyers of cash Treasuries, it's the asset managers who buy Treasury futures that ultimately hold the risk.

The marginal absorber of cash Treasuries remains the basis trade, but it can run into limits either from a regulatory crack down on hedge funds or limitations on dealer repo financing. New research from TBAC suggests that changes in the credit environment could also threaten the trade.

What asset managers do is effectively take the opposite side of the basis trade by selling cash Treasuries outright and using the proceeds to finance their credit investments. They then add back the Treasury exposure through futures.

That positioning also more directly links the Treasury & credit markets together, as potential losses on credit may lead to deleveraging in Treasury positions as managers de-gross.

It could also lead to liquidity squeezes as managers sell Treasuries to meet redemptions, as credit markets may not be liquid to enough to raise cash. Outside of a systemic or apparent credit event, note that credit spreads have spiked this month.

In the wake of such a risk-off credit event (think: a bank failure), monetary authorities are limited to only a few modes of easing. But the rise of foreign, non-official, unhedged accounts as the marginal buyer for Treasuries means that they are particularly vulnerable to dollar devaluation that results from a policy of easing.

Aggressive rate cuts in the name of providing economic support for example may therefore paradoxically be ill advised insofar as it weakens the dollar against other currencies (like the euro), because said non-official accounts would likely firesale their Treasury holdings as they try to avoid realizing losses, spiking repo financing costs and repo rates as dealer warehousing capacity is pushed to the edge.

That was the case in March 2020, when risk-off paradoxically led to a spike in yields, as Treasury holders aggressively sold their securities for cash. Although this time, it may be to preserve foreign capital against unhedged Treasury losses.

(Disclaimer: this is a theoretical but plausible example).

heres da thread and it has a lot more links than the two i posted in the first of these posts https://t.me/DissidentThoughts/3811

 No.1641065

>>1641039
>The Greatest Credit Event of All
lel i remember i did a schizopost about this same shit lik 6yrs ago and zerohedge just copypastad it from /biz/. they took out all the imageboardisms tho. way to ruin the fun

 No.1641066

but yah the next big credit crunch will be absolutely fucking catastrophic on a lvl >weve never seen before

 No.1641092

>>1641039
gud effortpost
moneys so incredibly fake and gay, basically lizard people being real. boggles the mind

 No.1646729

how can i make beans and rice not taste like drywall

 No.1646730

>>1646729
salt n peppa

 No.1646732

>>1646729
brown ppl been doing this forever just ask them

 No.1646844

>>1646729
rice cooker is the worlds greatest invention to not involve pornography
add some cumin, salsa, hot sauce, get jiggy with it
meat and cheese are so easy they're practically cheating
experiment with how you cook the beans
oven baked beans are underrated
if you still can't manage it cut the beans and just figure out how to make rice delicious first (never eat rice on its own)
white rice in particular is bland but a great enhancer to a bunch of other foods, there's a reason it's usually eaten as a bed or wrap for other foods

 No.1646911

>>1646844
adding all those things kinda defeats the financial point of eating beans and rice though.

 No.1646914

>>1646911
>can't afford seasoning or hot sauce
holy shit stop wasting all your money on vwhores and figurines you manchild

 No.1646920

>>1646911
are you planning to use sonmuch seasoning to the point a 5 dollar bottle of something doesn't last you months? i'm generous af with shit like garlic powder and cayenne pepper and a little container of each will still last me like 3 months
rice cookers are also cheap and a one time purchase, sometimes in order to save you've gotta spend at first. or you can just stick with your bland af beans and rice i guess idk

 No.1646921

rice cookers are fucking goated
cooking rice on a stove top makes me want to commit violent murders

i picked one up for 80 dollars at costco, its a tiger model and its pretty good, 6 months of use and no complaints
just got to be careful with the teflon inside, or else you will get sissy hypno chemicals in all your rice

 No.1646924

>>1646911
budy spices are cheap as fucking shit wat are you even talking about go talk to the crikmonkrs they hook it up phat

 No.1646925

>>1646921
>>1646844
how are you guys fucking up stove rice?
they rally that big of an upgrade if ur rice game is gud?
>>1646729
hot sauce, or just buy whatev veg is on special. greens r gud in it, can eat dandelion greens if ur super poor budy but then u should just do a garden

 No.1646927

>>1646921
>cooking rice on a stove top makes me want to commit violent murders
its not that bad
just give it a lil more water than usual
i usually throw some butter or oil in it too so then even if im totally retarded and forget i was cookin it doesnt get all fucked to the bottom of the pot

 No.1646930

>>1646925
they're so legit they need an mc hammer endorsement
the rice is perfect every time, they can do all kinds of rice, and cooking is so goddamn easy
>add water
>add rice
>push button
>wait for beep
but that's not even the best part
if you get one of the fancy jap models that lock and seal they can keep your rice fresh cooked for like 24 hours after it finishes

 No.1646933

>>1646930
my rice is nice already add 2 cardamom pod and 2 anise to 1C rice but
>fresh cooked for like 24 hours
may have sold me. hows jap material these days?
leaving sketch MTR teflon on heat sounds iffy

 No.1646943

>>1646925
if your stove sucks it's easy to accidentally turn the whole pot into one giant sticky ball of bullshit. just gotta watch it more closely in that case but you could also just get a rice cooker i guess

 No.1646944

i already have a pressure cooker that i got for free cuz my sister bought one for my mom for Christmas but Macy's fucked up and delivered two at no extra charge so i got the other one. rly nice for cooking beans, can have dried beans ready to eat in under an hour without soaking, shit's great.
also have a meat grinder and pasta cutter that i have yet to use, could i just buy cheap cuts that they're about to trash anyways and grind em up?

 No.1646945

>>1646925
problem is it boils over really fuckn easily if you add too much water then you got rise residue all over your pot and stove that you have to clean up, too little water and it all becomes a burnt mess by the end
even when ur doing it in an instant pot when you open the pressure release all the rice residue sprays out like a volcano

 No.1646953

>>1646925
its not about fucking it up, its that to get it consistent you really need to be on it the whole time

its also highly dependent on your stove top type, i mean god forbid you are a electric top user trying to make rice

with a rice cooker, its just wash the rice, add some water, add your chosen spices, DONE and clean up is so fucking easy

 No.1646956

>>1646943
>>1646945
>>1646953
sounds lik you guys are converted but 3:2 w:r, cover, bring to boil, shake or stir, low for 20-25 mins. less work than ramen
they sound nice tho, just have bunch of appliances already ig not poo pooing em

 No.1646959

>>1646953
>i mean god forbid you are a electric top user trying to make rice
electric stoves are unbelievably gay and shitty, but that shouldnt be an issue either, frankly
are you lik adding the rice before the waters boiling or some retard shit?

just wait till it boils, add rice, stir it a bit, throw in sum oil/butter, and cover it and drop the heat

 No.1646960

>>1646956
>just have bunch of appliances
single-purpose appliances are memes for bored housewives who already have enough dildos
imo at least

 No.1646964

>>1646956
if my stove wasn't shit i'd just use that, but it works well enough for most other stuff and i'd rather just buy a rice cooker for less than $100 than spend minimum $500 on a lower end new stove

 No.1646972

>>1646959
muh rice goes into cold water, comes out fluffy as a geisha's bush
i do lower temp for longer on the actual cooking but basically gordong vers

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>>1646960
>already have enough dildos
like shoes, women can never have too many dildos

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I didn't feel like playing guessing games with the wordfilter so enjoy some FAT TEXT
>>1646933
I have no idea what the teflon guy was on about, Maybe it’s a different kinda rice cooker

i had a cheap one which was just a pot, a lid, and an on button that switched off when it was done, but then i tried the fancy ones that seal up, and those Are the ones that do the fancy shit I was talking about. Those are like computers minus all the soyboy IOT faggotry So idk how you could ever fuck it up if you’re just doing rice/butter/water But I don’t add butter so YMMV I guess? If you’re worried about quality as long as your rice cooker comes from a civilized country (NOT CHINKSHIT)you shouldn’t have to worry。 Japs, koreans, etc. can’t afford proper doors or beds but everyone has a rice cooker
while you’re at it look up prewashed rice. it’s the new sliced bread
>>1646960
Not wrong but unless you’re keto or something every meal involves rice or bread (unless its noodles), so any single use appliance that solves the bread and/or rice problem is worth it

 No.1654772

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🇨🇳📉❓🇯🇵🖨📈 Japanese bonds trade lower than China's for the first time ever

🔶 Japanese 30 year government bonds now yield more interest than Chinese 10 year bonds.

🔶 Deflationary conditions have rocked China's economy as the PBoC has refused to devalue the Yuan, a move historically done to maintain Chinese industrial competitiveness.

🔶 Chinese officials and central bank authorities unleashed strong domestic stimulus shortly after the US Fed cut rates in September in hopes of lifting the Chinese economy and Chinese stock prices.

🔶 Beijing has been reluctant to stimulate its economy or devalue the Yuan, as devaluation would damage the Yuan's nascent attempt at becoming a credible reserve currency overseas.

🔶 At the same time, Japan has finally seen a whiff of inflation not seen since the 1980s. This has put the Bank of Japan on its current path of rate hikes, while the rest of the world, and especially China, are on a path of rate cuts and disinflation.

🔶 This is likely due to Japan running out of workers now outweighing depressed spending caused by an older population skew.

🔶 Similar to Europe a decade ago, China is now experiencing its first wave of mass retirement, while the baby bust has not yet fully caught up to drastically erode the size of the Chinese labor force.

 No.1654787

should i buy nippongo stonks and see what happens?

 No.1654794

>>1654772
Given Chinese laws on taking care of senior citizens and the state of their housing market, deflation is gonna hurt bad even if inflation is the devil.

>>1654787
Japan dropped below 1.6 which is the minimum fertility rate necessary to prevent complete societal collapse (1.3 in 2022), so long-term investment is suicidal.
If they start mass-importing foreigners then short-term investments are likely viable.

 No.1654797

>>1654794
japan about to be full of crikmonkers

 No.1654799

>>1654794
i need to visit japan before globohomo adds 20 million shitskins to it

 No.1654881

>>1654799
it was pretty great. filled with japanese people everywhere you looked
a wonderful thing.
one of the worlds last bastions soon to be gone…

 No.1655501

muh credit score keeps going down in 1 - 4 point increments wtf. as far as i can tell nothing new has been opened in my name and my spending habits haven't changed, i always pay my credit cards off in full at the end of the pay period. wtf is even the point in being a good plastic card goy if stupid shit like this is gonna happen anyway i may as well just debntsmax not like i actually own anything in this gay fuckin world

 No.1655510

>>1655501
stop feeding the jew and ditch the cards altogether

 No.1655514

>>1655501
Only way to increase credit score is to hold long-term debt and make minimum payments on it but maintain enough in savings to pay off at least 1/3rd of it at any time.

 No.1655516

>>1655510
>he doesn't open new cards to take advantage of introductory 0% rates for 12-36 months
>he doesn't use this to get interest free loans
>he doesn't use introductory 0% balance transfers when opening new cards to keep it going for years at a time
>he doesn't take advantage of 2-6% cash back while paying off in full
wtf anon lmfao

 No.1655565

>>1655510
you're right i'll just stop buying stuff i need or want online and can't find anywhere locally because there's no fuckin economy to speak of here how silly of me
>>1655514
i do all of that it's only the past couple months that shot got weird. fuck man i really hope some criknigger didn't get ahold of my identity and i just can't see what they're doing

 No.1655576

>>1655501
mines been all over lately too. up and down 15-20 points, miteb fico10 move but have no idea. 1-4 isn't an alarm tho
shits talmudic nonsense

 No.1655579

>>1655576
uhm excuse me but some of us are number spergs this is vary much an alarm tyvm

 No.1655590

>>1655576
only problem with my credit score is my length of credit, only got my first card a few years ago and that's dragging everything down
still at about 700 something though

 No.1655591

maybe dont buy thangs you cant afford

 No.1655599


 No.1655601

>>1655516
i knew a guy who was all about that shit, and relatively successful at it
seemed appealing
then i went over to his house once and saw him """doing taxes""" and it was lik that one ep of always sunny where charlie loses his mind from his mailroom job

 No.1655602

>>1655591
>>>paid off in full every month
maybe learn to read
or not, every bort has to have a dummy after all otherwise it's boring

 No.1655642

>>1655590
same didnt have a bank account until 2019 and meem hospice
700+ is damn gud for only couple years fwiw hit 800 from zero after ~4 years and had same random jumps/drops while spergmaxxing at exactly 4% utilization every month
its just goblins playing darts

 No.1655647

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BRICS doin a summit oct 22-24
them talking about releasing UNIT on mbridge next summer, first picrel backed by 40% gold is interesting
whitepaper for the tismos https://wp.unitfoundation.org/

 No.1655658

>>1655647
so its lik a crypto currency, but actually backed by gold and irl currencies instead of fuckall and a prayer?
cryptofags btfo
i dont see how that would be much more resistant to interference than anything else tho. they can and will fuck with FX, and metals is the most controlled market of all

 No.1655751

>>1655658
>no plan to enable reverse convertibility
plus from what i was reading it was invite deal, not open air crypto. so just an internal BRICS thang, them still rightly mad af about swift

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>>1655658
Like >>1655751 said you won't be able to trade it for dollars in large quantities; money changers have always existed historically and you will be able to buy BRICs-coins or whatever if you only need like $5,000 worth for a vacation or something.

 No.1655791

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>>1655776
great effortpost budy
saudis off petrodollar, them and UAE in BRICS, i dont feel so good fiat flock

 No.1655806

>>1655776
it seems lik a cool idea tbh
the only problem i see is the idea of entering a longterm economic thang w china
thats just asking to be fucked over. practically begging for it

 No.1655964

>>1655806
well tbf chinr is less likely to mujahedin your bordering cunts
plus theyre prob all sussy af about each other which makes for gud international business

 No.1655976

>>1655964
wouldnt this totally cuck BR tho?
as i understand it, BRs entire economy has been built up from having pretty severe tariffs on foreign goods. that all goes out the window if you can now trade directly, without even currency exchange, for cheap chink shit. theyll flood your cunt with it and any sort of hope for competitive manufacturing is fucking toast. NAFTA tier. youll have entire cities turning to ghostowns lik the rustbelt in the 90s

 No.1655977

idk all im saying is drop china. thats like asking to be turned into some banana republic, just for the far east this time instead

 No.1655978

lik if they think that 30% limit of yuan is gonna keep chang from fucking around, theyre clueless. that countrys entire history is so scheisty, its literally baked into their culture at this point. give em an in, and theyll fuck you

 No.1655986

>>1655976
Nah, Shina imports a shit ton of raw goods/agriculture goods from the Brrrrs. Huezil makes about 30 billion annually off of trading with the chinks (90 billion - 60 billion in imports from yellow land). Under the petrodollar Br has lost 20% of their GDP in the last decade so they're pissed/want out.
>>1655978
it's not that simple /sp/ro the chinks are slimy bastards but when it comes to large-scale trade they are fairly stable/trustworthy (as far as international trade goes)
it's just dumb cunts let them buy a naval base or some crap to cover their trade deficit debts and then they're a vassal within a decade if they allow that shit (see: Africa)

 No.1655996

>>1655978
the other options realistically are IMF or solo. rest of BRIS would live up to its name and peepee cut em if they fuck around while making all these moves against mcbux. them chinky not suicidal

 No.1656020

>Bank of America warns that gold may be the final safe haven as US Treasuries face risks from rising national debt.

remember when i made these threads and i told you to buy shiny? you remember not buying shiny? haha those were fun times

 No.1656024

>>1656020
i member i couldn't afford gold two years ago and i sure af can't afford it now
got some silver tho even if it winds up meaningless i've got something to look at
luv shiny
kill 4 shiny

 No.1656088

>>1656024
10-4 budy

 No.1656103

>>1656020
i rember i couldn't afford it then and i sure as shit can't afford it now
i was fucked the moment my little bro lost his job and i covered his ass tho' debating just going homeless and paying off student loans in the next 3 months so i can file for bankruptcy on the rest of my debt

 No.1656152

>>1656020
work completely dried up, only got a little ;_;
this shit looks p damn good tho eses https://www.apmex.com/thebullioncard

 No.1656178

>>1656152
huh
thanks for postin that

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 No.1656181

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>>1656179
card shuffle budy

 No.1656182

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also should never carry balance, breddy sick deal

 No.1656223

>>1656182
fr having a balance carry over between months is for the kind of retard that gets caught in a debnt spiral, i have faith spartmen aren't that stupid. just have an actual planned budget and boom you're already a step ahead of like 2/3 of fags with cards

 No.1656260

buy electronuem please i spent so much mining it and now i have like 700 of it plz make it worth my time and my parents' electric bill

 No.1656269

>>1656260
actually doesnt look terrible but no etherscan so cant find holders share
got any scoops on it?

 No.1656270

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nvm this is ass, just cash in the quarter and tell em to keep the change

 No.1656271

>>1656269
the scoop is i mined a ton of it years ago and didn't sell when it was at its highest and i'm still raly upset about it

 No.1656274

>>1656271
ah, i've fumbleld close to a mill between two coins missing tops and am pretty poor rn
if dup gets in crypto may boom again tho

 No.1656318

>gambling with fake money
might as well be trading in steam trading cards

 No.1656342

>>1656318
well theres def more liquidity with shitcoin

 No.1656351

>>1656318
i have a ton of old csgo cases I've been sitting on for years, will sell when they're like $20 each **except they're falchion cases and nobody really wants the skins or knives in them*"

 No.1656354

>>1656351
i got a bunch of tf2 cosmetic cases i have no fucking clue what to do with since it costs money just to unlock them so practically nobody wants them.

 No.1656356

>>1656354
90% of tf2 hats are dogshit anyways, even if they're unusuals. the older cases/crates with actual good hats and effects are worth a lot more. as for new ones they just pile up in my inventory and i'll probably never open them anyways

 No.1656384

>>1656318
its a fake and gay world grandpa

 No.1658803

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🇺🇸 🇯🇵 🏦 From Nomura Charlie McElligott:

Markets have largely priced in a Trump victory and Wall Street seems to be eyeing a full Republican sweep next week.

In the event of a Harris victory and a gridlocked congress, traders are positioned "Risk Reversal" across asset classes sending bonds higher while sending interest rates, deregulation themes such as bank stocks ($XLF), gold, and bitcoin lower.

In the unlikely event of a full Democratic sweep of both the Senate, the House, and the Presidency, serious acute downside risks for the broader stock market is likely given negative growth implications of re-regulation and corporate tax hikes impact on earnings, especially after markets have already rallied considerably into the election on expectations of tax cuts.

🗒 In simple terms, if Harris wins but congress is R or split, bonds ($TLT) should rally while bank stocks ($XLF) gold, and bitcoin will likely see downside while the broader market ($SPY) will likely still rally into the end of the year

❗️ However, if Democrats sweep all of congress and the presidency, expect a potential -7% to -10% in the broader market ($SPY) over 1 to 3 months after the election

Overall, market participants are "over-hedged" given recent volatility over the past three months. In the absence of a Democratic sweep, hedge funds are going to FOMO into higher net exposure through to the year's end to make up for the cost of current downside hedging and underexposure.

 No.1658804

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 No.1659260

>Boeing to finally dismantle its DEI department.

BUY BUY BUY

THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE

 No.1659262

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>>1659260
posting for historical purposes

 No.1659265

>>1659260
aint buying till the nigger firings begin

 No.1660043

🇦🇷 ⬇⬇⬇ 💵 
BLUE DOLLAR UPDATE: $1150
Official dollar sell rate: $1013
Gap between the two: 14

What is the Blue Dollar?
- The Blue Dollar is the black market (ie real) exchange rate between the USD and the ARS, thus it is the best way to track the Argentine inflation rate.

Why is the gap important?
- The gap matters as it shows the imbalance between the official rate and the black market rate, having reached a near 200% gap during the previous administration, it is a priority of the government to be able to get the gap to 0% in order to have a universal free rate as the higher the Blue Dollar gets the larger market share it gets.

Argentina is now very close to achieving financial parity and thus eliminating the financial cepo.

 No.1660045

>>1659260
do you happen to have any medical and legal advice as well?

 No.1660048

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>>1660045
hell ya budy wutchu need

 No.1660056

>>1659262
Does this mean buy buy buy?

 No.1660057

>>1660056
that specifically is so i can be be either congratulated or ridiculed over my financial advice of BUY BUY BUY

 No.1660078

>>1660045
eat more fiber so you don't get hemorrhoids

 No.1661856

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whats jerome's master plan here?

 No.1661884

>>1661856
niggers for sale or rent

 No.1661891

>>1661884
i am out of storage though….



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