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▶NFL PLAYOFFS DIVISIONAL ROUND: LEGEND OF WADINA: LIBTARDS LAMENT EDITION Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 16:16:41 No.1675035 [Reply]

SAT, JAN 18

Houston Texans (10-7) vs. Kansas City Chiefs (15-2)
>3:30 PM CT
<KC -8.5 TOTAL 41.5
ABC

Washington Commanders (12-5) vs. Detroit Lions (15-2)
>7:00 PM CT
<DET -9.5 TOTAL 55.5
FOX

SUN, JAN 19

Los Angeles Rams (10-7) vs. Philadelphia Eagles (14-3)
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▶Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 02:51:17 No.1675366>>1675423 >>1675554

bills being setup to lose to muttyhomo

▶Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 12:36:04 No.1675423>>1675457

>>1675366
josh allen is a prophet of god. the final message
taylor swift and jackson mahomes will be banished to the crystal, where their sissy hypnotic twerk powers can never threaten this realm ever again. the kc bloodline will be permanently sealed off, and kc will accept buffalos ancient curse placed on it by the injuns

▶Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 15:11:38 No.1675457

>>1675423
please mister trumps president, i am five years old, please make this happen

▶Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 16:17:58 No.1675512

man
it would be hilarious if the bills make it to the owl
and lose to yet another NFC East team

they would even make it a quadfecta if they lose to the eagles

▶Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 16:41:09 No.1675554

>>1675366
34th time's the charm

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▶sage sage 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:45:22 No.1675161 [Reply]

sage

▶Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:45:43 No.1675162

oh fuck i created a thread by accident damn it

▶Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:46:11 No.1675163>>1675164

ahh shit i bumbed it fuck

▶Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:46:50 No.1675164>>1675166

>>1675163
bumped*

▶Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 01:47:11 No.1675166

>>1675164
fuck i forgot to sage it

▶bump bump 01/19/25 (Sun) 02:58:47 No.1675173

bump

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▶FOUR YEARS AGO FOUR YEARS AGO 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:17:14 No.1672674 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

FOUR YEARS AGO

never 4get the day evil trump supporters walked into a public building in an attempt to overthrow our democracy -GHOST from Maryland

imagine certifying your own loss lmao

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▶Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 22:25:42 No.1675110

>>1675089
This, it's like saying it's some autocratic dictatorship to make Jimmy go home when he's already stayed all day long and eaten dinner with your fam hanging out with your kid even offering to give him a ride home
Except in this scenario Jimmy is actually Jose and he's a 26 y/o South American spic who raped your daughter behind the shed while your wife was pretending she couldn't hear the screams cuz she didn't wanna be raysist

▶Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 22:28:25 No.1675111

>>1675077
How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that sheep, than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.
Even so it is not the will of your Father which is in heaven, that one of these little ones should perish.
Matthew 18:12-14

▶Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 22:55:42 No.1675117>>1675120 >>1675144

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oh shid she's whippin' up a new one

▶Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 23:03:49 No.1675120

>>1675117
i don't want whorbs i want politics
what's da update

▶Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 00:05:28 No.1675144

>>1675117
i want to be a yung boy terrorized like this

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▶2nd Test Aus v Ind Spartman 12/05/24 (Thu) 16:15:18 No.1667096 [Reply]

Criket in Adelaide. Australia vs India. 2nd Test.

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▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 03:21:04 No.1673555

>>1673386
winner winner
>>1673436
>>1673476
this is true tbh
i dont remember how many credits i had at grad like 120-130?? but only about half of them had any engineering relevance, and the general ed stuff was 50% literal marxism of the frankfurt school variety, and so piss easy bottom denominator that i didn't study for a single one and got As on nearly all of them
also like you said, there was a requirement to take a minimum number of
>social justice
>ethnic studies
>environmental """""science"""""
category courses. i dont remember the exact number but i think it was in the range of 20 credits
>>1673471
i can go through my transcripts and name the courses if you wish– i remember i took Asian American studies thinking at least there would be asians
there werent
except a couples HAPAs who whined about being confused at all times lel
also professor ended up being some whinging filipino hipster who was in an open relationship with his girlfriend/mother of his child and he would go into tirades about his trump supporting border patrol brother LMAO

▶Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 19:18:13 No.1674524

>>1673515
He is making that shit up it in the moment. The only question that he asks to the HR emplooyes that hire people is "Is he a non-white outside of the USA?" for that sweet sweet non-american employee discount.

▶Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 21:46:59 No.1674561>>1674991

>>1673515
no
this is fucking retarded

this is "put that sigma song on" over it bait for low iq dumbies who click on videos "ONE SECRET ALL BILLIONAIRES HAVE IN COMMON" and think they are the next bill gates

▶Spartman 01/17/25 (Fri) 06:45:39 No.1674811

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Did churchill like pakistan?

▶Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 07:47:59 No.1674991

>>1674561
it's pretty clever in that autistic ruleslawyer technically-not-lying kind of way
if you tell me your entire life story I'll know whether or not to hire you but we'll be stuck in this room for the next 3 days

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▶IT'S DA PLAYOFFS THREAD Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 18:27:30 No.1673652 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]>>1674499

BLDM

Los Angeles Chargers (11-6) vs. Houston Texans (10-7)
>3:30 PM CT
<LAC -2.5 TOTAL 42
CBS

Pittsburgh Steelers (10-7) vs. Baltimore Ravens (12-5)
>7:00 PM CT
<BAL -9.5 TOTAL 44
AMZN

SUN, JAN 12

Denver Broncos (10-7) vs. Buffalo Bills (13-4)
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▶Spartman 01/14/25 (Tue) 10:15:20 No.1674241

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if you surrender to the sphills what is the point in memeing

▶Spartman 01/14/25 (Tue) 21:51:15 No.1674338>>1674345

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>minnesota is the only 14 win team to lose in the first round
>the only 13 win team to lose in the first round? also minnesota
lel biqueens making history

▶Spartman 01/14/25 (Tue) 22:40:02 No.1674345

>>1674338
minnysoda has one of the highest winning percentages ever but always chokes in the playoffs

▶Spartman 01/14/25 (Tue) 23:12:05 No.1674349

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▶Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 17:52:17 No.1674499

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>>1673652 (OP)
pls maek 'dakar rally wadina' with that ai thing of youre thanks thx

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▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 13:29:34 No.1673815 [Reply]>>1674053

no spartman ever told me how to improve my wage slave always tired life in 5 steps

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 14:30:02 No.1673820

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hatsu basho starts today, budys!
still don't know if i can get any source for the videos
so stay tuned i till update you budys
generally can reach me here or not: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

MEAK THE SUMO THREAD

▶Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 11:02:05 No.1674053

>>1673815 (OP)
fuk yu fagor get bak to werk in crikbat factori den maybee i payr yu 50 rupees

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▶EMERGENCY /SP/ANIME THREAD Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:58:04 No.1650310[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

BUMP LIMIT BOOGALO
BIG TIT EDITION

.>we are on the eve of the fall season now after a generally mediocre season AGAIN
upcoming notables
>Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon S5?
as a recap and possible spoiler left off last season with him basically entering a relationship after bonding with the elf through shared hardship
they better not fucking back off on that it was actually really refreshing
>BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! S2
a K-on knock off with decent ratings? i really liked bochi the rock, maybe i'll try this
>Demon Lord 2099
a 'demon lord returns' and cyberpunk synthesis. basically 'boomer demonlord reincarnates in gen alpha cybertopia' which is a premise i might like because i like fish out of water tropes
>re zero S3
i hated the second half of the first one so much i didn't even bother watching s2

a smattering of isekai or video gaym fantasy that are probably garbage but will update if theres a standout

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▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 20:50:14 No.1673676

>>1673672
F

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 03:15:35 No.1673743>>1673749

>>1673672
dont eat the street food

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 03:53:30 No.1673749

>>1673743
ofc not lmao why would you just pick up turds off the street and bite them?

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 03:57:46 No.1673752

just wait until 2030 bitch basterd bitch

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 04:18:10 No.1673763

fuck last season was so fucking slow the thread is still up
gonna lock this thread so the next seasons stuff can get front and center

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▶FUNBALL PLAYOFFS LATE EDITION Spartman 01/10/25 (Fri) 10:02:40 No.1673383 [Reply]

Thursday, Jan. 9
%No. 5 Notre Dame 27, No. 4 Penn State 24 (College Football Playoff semifinal — Orangeb Owl)

Friday, Jan. 10
No. 3 Texas vs. No. 6 Ohio State (College Football Playoff semifinal — Cottonb Owl) | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN

%FINISHED WINNER LOSER
STRAMS - sportsurge.net

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▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 03:56:10 No.1673569

LELMAO

texas choking hard making idiot plays
death to ohio

▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 04:00:44 No.1673570

also ohio shit coach runs lik a gril

▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 04:13:14 No.1673572>>1673574

>texas lost
lel they rly choked that one away for no reason other than being rarted
yay for a championship that no one in the world cares about

▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 04:18:17 No.1673574

>>1673572
it's what the NCAA always wanted.

▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 06:37:24 No.1673584

had we just used the 4 team playoff none of this would have happened
all 4 top rated seeds also lose right away
shit playoffs
shit championship game
death to ohio and cucklith scum
hope ISIS wins

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▶NFL WEEK 18 THREAD: HAPPY NEW YEAR Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 15:37:51 No.1672321 [Reply]

SAT, JAN 4

Cleveland Browns (3-13) vs. Baltimore Ravens (3-13)
>4:30 PM CT

Cincinnati Bengals (8-8) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-6)
>8:00 PM CT

SUN, JAN 5

>Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons, 1:00p, CBS
>Washington Commanders at Dallas Cowboys, 1:00p, FOX
>Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers., 1:00p, FOX
>Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts, 1:00p, FOX
>Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots, 1:00p, CBS
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▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:31:41 No.1672953

>>1672938
AYO SKEEP

WHERE U GET DAT FINE 'AIR? I FINNA BUST IN DAT NO CAP

▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:32:36 No.1672955

wow to think Shannon was the good guy all along

▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 19:49:03 No.1673084

>>1672550
IATA budy pls check dacar thred kindly 🙏

▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 21:21:50 No.1673101>>1673109

>>1672938
>1.5 million for sex
Bullshit and I don't believe it.

▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 21:50:33 No.1673109

>>1673101
the story gets ridiculous and it sounds like this bitch was making some shit up as revenge for getting fired

she alleges that joy "milk truck have arrived" taylor also bullied her and made fun of her muslim name with like school yard tier name parody

just thinking about joy with her large breasts protruding very very disrespectfully as she mogs this hairstylist on set rally gave me a chuckle

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▶FUNBALL QUATRERS Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 13:44:33 No.1671529 [Reply]

Tuesday, Dec. 31
No. 4 Penn State vs. No. 9 Boise State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Fiestab Owl) | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN

Wednesday, Jan. 1
No. 3 Texas vs. No. 12 Arizona State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Peachb Owl) | 1 p.m. | ESPN
No. 1 Oregon vs. No. 6 Ohio State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Roseb Owl) | 5 p.m. | ESPN
No. 2 Georgia vs. No. 5 Notre Dame (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Sugarb Owl) | 8:45 p.m. | ESPN

Sunday, Jan. 5
North Central (IL) vs. Mount Union (Staggb Owl for the DIII championship game in Houston) | 8 p.m. | ESPN

Monday, Jan. 6
Montana State vs. North Dakota State (FCS championship game in Frisco, Texas) | 7 p.m. | ESPN

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 20:57:34 No.1672543

go n central

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:54:53 No.1672695>>1672827

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go ndsu

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 09:06:36 No.1672805

NDSU won the thang

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 13:34:17 No.1672827>>1672848

>>1672695
i can't stop watching this

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 17:20:16 No.1672848

>>1672827
the sound it makes is ridiculously funny. wtf even is it? jello?

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▶10 dead 30 injured Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 12:03:26 No.1671669 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE CALIPHATE OF SPORTSCHAN CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE NEW ORLEANS DRIVEROO!

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 06:09:19 No.1672455

>>1672433
it's okay we live in a democratic republic

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 08:16:12 No.1672465

>>1672446
whos talkn bout bollards

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 05:48:40 No.1672618

I read this guys supposed manifesto and it's retarded

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:49:08 No.1672678>>1672741

woah dudder
https://sportschan.org/manifesto.html

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 00:41:13 No.1672741

>>1672678
u of wantrs link budy?

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▶TWO DAYS FROM NOW Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 23:36:00 No.1670051 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TWO DAYS FROM NOW

CR bless us, every one. -GHOSTy Tim

may your stockings be full and your handeggs intercepted by kelce and taytay, along with mahomes and his BEAUTIFUL wife brittany

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▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:45:57 No.1672676

>>1672660
china would still be a third world country if the west hadn't betrayed it's own people and moved all production and the know how there

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its official

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:35:22 No.1672690

>>1672668
out of many one - bundle of sticks
this is why America is so gay?

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:39:47 No.1672691

A fascine is a type of long faggot used to maintain earthworks such as trenches

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 08:24:01 No.1672799

>>1672646
>>1672647
Cuckdeau resigning
I don't belieb it
Are the coffers secretly 100x more empty than he claims? This nigga has not cared about scandal after scandal and then ALLLLL OF A SUDDEN he gives a shit? I don't buy it
where's the fuckin' money, Justin?

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▶da five denier 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:13:19 No.1670712 [Reply]

no such thing as """GOATbro"""
no such thing as """ditz"""
never a """mcq"""
never was any a "da """five""""
sp is a lie
this place never.

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▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:57:16 No.1672404

>>1672395
what about rimjobs tho?

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:11:55 No.1672406

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hey there kids
i heard you had some problems with your heads
why dont you hop in the back of the ol van and doc will have you fixed up P E R M A N E N T L Y in 15mins or less

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:27:58 No.1672408

>>1672395
so it's official, cucks are caused by brain damage
now we just need to bankroll the study to prove it

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:41:51 No.1672412

>>1672256
been pretending the music autist is him
we are homesteading

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 03:41:25 No.1672439

>>1672295
>that janitor
u talmbout lowtax fam nigga ded fo yers now hurd meh?

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▶WHITE CHOCLATE 01/04/2024 Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 20:56:29 No.1672370 [Reply]

WHITE-

New York Rangers (17-20-1) vs. Washington Capitals (26-10-3)
>11:00 AM CT
<WSH -167 OVER 6
''''

New Jersey Devils (24-14-3) vs. San Jose Sharks (12-23-6)
>3:00 PM CT
<NJ -361 SJ +285
ESPN+

Detroit Red Wings (16-18-4) vs. Winnipeg Jets (27-11-2)
>6:00 PM CT
<DET +176 WPG -214
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