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Spartman 09/13/20 (Sun) 00:53:18 No.1247866 [Reply]

the server rn

Spartman 09/13/20 (Sun) 00:53:04 No.1247865 [Reply]

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Spartman 09/13/20 (Sun) 00:46:36 No.1247862 [Reply]

time to whip out my penis

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Spartman 09/04/20 (Fri) 11:33:26 No.1243011 [Reply]

>ANALYSIS: After wild week, Trump looks close to full derailment
HAHAHAH! THIS IS IT! DRUMPF IS FINALLY FINISHED HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Spartman 09/09/20 (Wed) 12:34:24 No.1245778

>>1245740
Kushner will never allow it. He's a middle expert because he's jewish.

Spartman 09/09/20 (Wed) 13:56:07 No.1245832

floods r bad

Spartman 09/09/20 (Wed) 14:04:57 No.1245838

being jewish must be really fun
being a jewish nigger must be doubly fun

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 20:31:10 No.1247636

This just in
After years of resolute denial and staunch environmentalism, the left finally ready to accept Darwinian evolution and the decisive role of genetics in cogniti-
We interrupt the current broadcast to bring you
Breaking News
The left explains why genetically-sourced variance in cognitive abilities is an intolerable grievance and the greatest anthropological injustice and all the more reason for affirmative action, neo-marxism, and communism.

Join us at 5 when top experts will show why the solution to a newly discovered flaw of soviet communism guarantees its american success.

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 22:06:40 No.1247717

>>12458381
dude nothing beats being a jewish nigger wyman translesbian faggot with 3 toes on a single leg who identifies as a hermaphrodite muppet of color

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 15:37:28 No.1247477 [Reply]

I had a wonderful 9/11 day and wish a death to america for all americans

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Inky Toilet Paper Thread Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 15:18:58 No.1247465 [Reply]

What book(s) has /sp/ been reading lately?

reading is for faggots

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 15:27:01 No.1247469

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N stands for the Nuts; and when lessons are done, Two boys can go nutting much better than one.

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 15:33:07 No.1247473

I'm reading Adam Zamoyski - Phantom Terror and for fiction I'm re-reading Of Human Bondage.

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MLB OFFICIAL THE 9/11 THREAD Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 08:05:24 No.1246972 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Baltimore Orioles (20-22) vs. New York Yankees (22-21)
BAL- Alex Cobb (1-3)
NYY- Gerrit Cole (4-3)
>3:05 PM CT
YES

Philadelphia Phillies (21-19) vs. Miami Marlins (20-19)
PHI- Aaron Nola (4-3)
MIA- (0-0)
>4:10 PM CT
MLBN

Atlanta Braves (26-18) vs. Washington Nationals (16-26)
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Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 12:15:51 No.1247412

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Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 14:30:31 No.1247443

>>1247408
eastern euros are subhuman, that's the backstory

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 14:38:53 No.1247445

>>1247443
t. soyburger

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 15:00:31 No.1247453

>>1247415
*picks you up in your blanket and slams you down the stairs*

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Do people really eat ass like in movies? Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 13:38:35 No.1247423 [Reply]

Alright so, first of all, I've eaten ass before, the idea of eating someone's ass is nice and I enjoy it. But I've been watching a lot of Star Trek lately and many of the ass meals on screen are so… Brutal? I see this in many shows and movies, but on-screen ass meals are often these wet, sloppy meals with people gaping their asses as far as humanly possible and devouring each other ass. Now, I've used tongue before, but only a little. To be honest, using a lot of tongue and opening my ass more is just super awkward and uncomfortable, so my question is basically… Do people really eat ass like that and, more importantly, enjoy it?! Do people seriously jam their tongue into someone else's ass and enjoy it???

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Spartman 09/09/20 (Wed) 13:16:14 No.1245817 [Reply]

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Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 01:03:16 No.1247230

>>1247226
you asked

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 02:49:05 No.1247301

>>1247225
I have accepted my wart as a symbol of love… to edgy whorbs

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 03:59:01 No.1247340

>>1246471
I was recommended on youtube a few days back that the hothead in that scene appeared in that hot ones channel

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 04:37:00 No.1247350

>>1247226
first of all Calm down ananurrthing galactis heroes is not a masterpiec

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 05:05:43 No.1247357

>>1247350
it really is
nominate a better done anime
i dare you.

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9-10-20 MLB the thread Spartman 09/10/20 (Thu) 14:08:31 No.1246452 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Detroit Tigers (19-22) vs. St. Louis Cardinals (18-17)
DET- Tarik Skubal (1-1)
STL- Jack Flaherty (2-1)
>1:15 PM CT
MLBN

Houston Astros (22-22) vs. Oakland Athletics (26-15)
HOU- Jose Urquidy (0-0)
OAK- Sean Manaea (3-2)
>2:40 PM CT
NBCSCA

Los Angeles Angels (17-27) vs. Texas Rangers (15-27)
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Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 12:55:12 No.1247015

>>1246959
u retarded?
good let israel shake the hornets nest as US assets leave

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 14:36:47 No.1247061

>>1247015
I don't root for chaos I root for my side to win. death to israel

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 18:36:57 No.1247106

>>1246930
it is certainly 911

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 00:30:46 No.1247214

>>1246953
how'd he wind up in a nigger cell anyway? the guards must be some sadistic motherfuckers

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 04:33:16 No.1247349

>>1247214
who is he again

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 23:15:38 No.1247181 [Reply]

What is it about nigger babble that makes it so infuriating

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Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 02:49:05 No.1247300

>>1247205
it's more than that

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 03:04:25 No.1247311

non-niggers using it is most infuriating

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 03:06:26 No.1247314

>>1247181
It appears intential as opposed to a natural accent. Old school niggers had plain southern accent, but city niggers have bitter, hateful and spiteful written on every audible word forming on their baboon lips

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 03:21:37 No.1247328

>>1247314
they know it to I asked one about a song he was playing and his budy clarified and spelled out the response after it was given. he knew there was no way in hell that I understood and repeated himself like three times really trying to get it through

Spartman 09/12/20 (Sat) 03:33:14 No.1247330

>>1247314
>>1247328
it was dis >>1246642

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TEXANS AT CHIEFS - NFL KICKOFF 2020 Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 00:14:51 No.1246708 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

kickoff: 7:20pm CT NBC

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Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 14:03:08 No.1247030

>>1247028
>spoil the trump vote so captain poz wins and America will get less pozzed
no
don't vote, spend election night firebombing houses
IATA

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 14:04:31 No.1247031

>>1247028
>>1247025
>implying the outcome of this election will be accepted by either side
Face it, if the Biden win Trump's going to blame imaginary voter fraud and if Trump wins, the dems will say he cheated. It's going to take a while for them to figure it out. I'm more interested in the Senate elections. If the Senate flips blue, Trump is fucked win or lose.

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 14:09:20 No.1247037

>>1247030
uhh buddy you know voting third party isn't actually voting for biden right
you might wanna check the math you did

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 14:11:03 No.1247039

>>1247031
its gonna be entertaining as fuck to watch all the gay drama surrounding that with my sportschan frineds

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 17:50:25 No.1247101

>>1247039
FRIEND GOOD
SPORT BAD

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Dtink Cow Urine to beat the Corona Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 10:42:23 No.1246991 [Reply]

i lik cow pis

https://www.news18.com/amp/news/buzz/akshay-kumar-says-he-drinks-cow-urine-and-now-everyones-looking-up-its-medicinal-properties-2868007.html

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 11:26:51 No.1247005

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i hat pissed cow

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 15:14:07 No.1247073

>>1247005
pissed cow seems based and funpilled

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 16:54:47 No.1247089

>>1247005
the paki did this

Spartman 09/11/20 (Fri) 17:46:18 No.1247099

>>1247005
is this the criket bullpen?

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TODAY Spartman 09/09/20 (Wed) 12:35:52 No.1245780 [Reply]

The Oscars have a diversity quota now
https://www.rt.com/op-ed/500243-oscars-diversity-art-freedom/

New Rules:
(A) Lead blacktor, or 30% diverse cast, or diverse story
(B) 2 diverse above-the-lines, or 6 diverse below-the-lines, or 30% diverse crew
(C) Paid diverse interns with a career advancement path
(D) Diverse PR cunts

Movies need to meet 2 of these 4 to be eligible for awards

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Spartman 09/10/20 (Thu) 07:38:24 No.1246394

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>oskars diverse
>india movee of nevr winr oskar
i hat hook noser jewr holywood
holywood of feer india movee industree
fuk holyjew
india movee nomb on

Spartman 09/10/20 (Thu) 08:57:32 No.1246402

>>1246349
tard

Spartman 09/10/20 (Thu) 10:12:15 No.1246409

surreal
cant stop accelerating can you

Spartman 09/10/20 (Thu) 16:44:34 No.1246522

it's just a codification of existing hollywood practices
the only difference now is that they can't say
>oh, we're not discriminating, it's just the best movies this year happened to be filled with niggers
anymore

Spartman 09/10/20 (Thu) 22:04:19 No.1246635

>>1246409
ZOOM ZOOM