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▶saint plad's spanimal sanctuary Spartman 10/27/24 (Sun) 06:55:48 No.1658062 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

post youre rarest /sp/animals itt

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▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 13:28:42 No.1689659>>1689664

>>1686289
Apparently he grew up completely rehabilitated and got released into the wild.

▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 14:23:36 No.1689664>>1689773

>>1689659
>living with 5 females
true /sp/artman

▶Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 03:13:44 No.1689773

>>1689664
Budi doing better than this guy >>1687853

▶Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:25:30 No.1689850>>1689880

no budi ever called me a nigger

▶Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 18:42:20 No.1689880

>>1689850
did he call you benchod tho

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▶HARU BASHO THREAD Spartman 03/09/25 (Sun) 09:19:50 No.1685614 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

SUMO
haru basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
everyday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT

if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does

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▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 00:51:36 No.1688914>>1688922 >>1689640

File: 1742950296851.jpg (135.78 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Mongolian_warriors.jpg)

>>1688906
no, nippongol. he's jap
but speaking of mongols i looked up mongol wrasslin on wikipedo and this is what i found lmao
>boots
>undersized shirts
>booty shorts
i know these guys are hardcore and could prolly kill me with their bare hands but the first thing i thought of when i saw this was that simpsons skit where homer takes bart to a steel factory to show him what manly men do
we work hard we play hard
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 01:23:10 No.1688917

stop for a moment and consider these stupid sexy daisy dukes conquered the known world

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 01:36:59 No.1688922>>1689679

File: 1742953019215.jpg (66.11 KB, 960x615, 64:41, nucr.jpg)

>>1688914
gaay
everyone involved in that should be shot immediately

▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 09:31:15 No.1689640

>>1688914
lole

▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 17:26:57 No.1689679

>>1688922
woah, that thang looks kinda smart

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▶NIGGER MADNESS BRACKET TIME SHOOTY HOOP GRAND TOURNAMENT Spartman 03/20/25 (Thu) 14:56:05 No.1687838 [Reply]

hey you
yeah you
its time to WATCH
EVERY
THING

hundreds of sportsball games starting now
just watch the sports
https://www.ncaa.com/march-madness-live/watch

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▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 00:06:24 No.1689590

DUDDDER WHAT THE FUCK
dudder duddaytors are in big trouble

▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 00:32:11 No.1689593>>1689599

File: 1743294731264.png (27.9 KB, 306x452, 153:226, ClipboardImage.png)

gud job duddddr

helluva comeback

▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 01:19:35 No.1689599>>1689627

>>1689593
lel how do you squander it this badly

▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 06:57:39 No.1689627>>1689630

>>1689599
its a florida kinda day

▶Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 07:19:59 No.1689630

>>1689627
>its a floor sqweek kinda day
ftfy fam

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▶BOOTLEG MLB THREAD MARCH 29 25 Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 20:10:07 No.1689566 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-1) vs. Yankees (1-0)
>12:05 PM CT
<MIL +138 NYY -164
FDSN-WI

Angels (0-1) vs. White Sox (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
<LAA -164 CWS +138
FDSN-SC

Twins (0-1) vs. Cardinals (1-0)
>1:15 PM CT
<MIN -122 STL +103
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▶Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 22:02:51 No.1689576

DON'T POST HERE!
this thread was not created under the authority of the office of the commisioner of sportschan

▶Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 22:05:38 No.1689577

File: 1743285938606.jpg (1.33 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, CLEAN YOUR TONGUE FFS.jpg)

ROW ROW FITE DA POWAH

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▶GETWATCHER speeday speecial GETWATCHER speeday speecial 09/17/24 (Tue) 15:40:27 No.1649324 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

https://getwatcher.net/

https://archive.ph/NIwNx

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▶GET ALERT 03/25/25 (Tue) 15:55:04 No.1688841

WARNING: https://boards.4chan.org/fit/ 76000000 GET Expected Within The Next Hour!

▶GET ALERT 03/25/25 (Tue) 23:05:06 No.1688900

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▶GET ALERT 03/26/25 (Wed) 17:40:05 No.1689016

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▶GET ALERT 03/29/25 (Sat) 09:25:04 No.1689488

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▶Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 11:01:54 No.1690386

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▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 22:44:01 No.1689278 [Reply]

im gonna make a game for spee and i want (you) to draw the assets as kakis
i can do programming i just need art cuz i suck at art
tiles, enemies, anything you want to contribute post it here and i'll make it into gaem
basic game premise is crikmonkr searching for his lost crikbat

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 00:08:04 No.1689285

make it with template assets first

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 22:09:50 No.1689419

you can just make a str8 kaki thred budy. if you are actually trying to make a game then you gotta be more specific with what you want bc sometimes i get elaborate with my autistic dotz renai/sp/ance paintings

▶Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 00:30:05 No.1689437

File: 1743208205656.png (11.44 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Art #1

▶Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 00:48:43 No.1689444>>1689482

File: 1743209323869.png (5.03 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

my minimalist dotz for mlb threads when i make em

▶Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 08:04:26 No.1689482

>>1689444
is that budi in your sweatpants or are you just happy to see me? :)

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▶MLB THREAD 03/28/2025 Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 16:55:35 No.1689387 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rockies (0-0) vs. Rays (0-0)
>3:10 PM CT
<COL +180 TB -218
FDSN-SUN

Orioles (1-0) vs. Blue Jays (0-1)
>6:07 PM CT
<BAL +109 TOR -128
Apple TV+

Pirates (0-1) vs. Marlins (1-0)
>6:10 PM CT
<PIT -146 MIA +123
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▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 17:00:44 No.1689388

File: 1743181244114.mp4 (1.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, josh_hader_strikes_out_jua….mp4) [play once] [loop]

this is what $765 million gets you today. inflation is real, budis

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 17:12:22 No.1689390

Spreadin da becel!

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 17:34:16 No.1689393>>1689394

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>Copyright notice: this copyrighted thread is presented by authority of the Office of the Commissioner of Sportschan. It may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form, and the accounts and descriptions of this thread may not be disseminated, without expressed written consent.
this board doesn't belong to the filthy commissioner
take your thread and go away

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 17:44:04 No.1689394

>>1689393
justice for farfour

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▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 11:53:11 No.1689348 [Reply]

to tat fukin budyfagot yu fukin basted fukin pissr me fukin offr fer d lastr tym fukin chutiya maddachod benchod go fuk yurself
blody benchod yu knor whoer yu ar

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 12:31:39 No.1689353>>1689363

yor just med budi escaprs cage meny coprs go sit to yuor ass on criket padle gud morneng benchod

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 13:04:57 No.1689357>>1689363

fuk u blody bastrd bich am of angry and doing needful why mad??? not doing needful hard enough? benchod blody bastard?

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 13:37:49 No.1689363>>1689377

>>1689357
yu fukin fuker fukin blody benchod basted
go do needul bai shutr fuk up

>>1689353
yu ar bludy bich i wuz of selering budi for 200 ruppees butt yu fukin peeta nigr freer him fukin benchod givr mai fukin ruppees

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 15:24:57 No.1689377

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>>1689363
yu gayrs budy?

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 15:46:39 No.1689380

File: 1743176799083.jpg (73.68 KB, 960x540, 16:9, budi gulag.jpg)

LOCK HIM UP

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▶i hope this email finds you well Spartman 03/24/25 (Mon) 17:37:06 No.1688679 [Reply]

non negotiable list of sportschan demands
Numbr 1. Make India great again
2. Duddr plz add strikethrough i feel rarted now
3.
>>1657361
>>1688155
duddr make this a banner

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▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 03:06:22 No.1688936

>>1688934
Is it called sportschan next?

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 04:19:39 No.1688944

>>1688934
Take your time, no rush man

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 04:42:49 No.1688946>>1689365

File: 1742964169252.png (1.67 MB, 1024x1279, 1024:1279, ClipboardImage.png)

this guy looks pretty cool
make him an admin, please?

▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 19:12:06 No.1689226

>>1688934
add AI reply bot
kthx <3
mwah

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 13:43:14 No.1689365

>>1688946
;_;

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▶MLB OPENING DAY FEAT. BUDI Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 15:16:34 No.1689171 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-0) vs. Yankees (0-0)
>2:05 PM CT
<MIL +120 NYY -143
ESPN

Orioles (0-0) vs. Blue Jays (0-0)
>2:07 PM CT
<BAL -103 TOR -117
SNET

Phillies (0-0) vs. Nationals (0-0)
>3:05 PM CT
<PHI -156 WSH +131
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▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 22:09:46 No.1689272>>1689274

cahm on brewaz do a funy

▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 22:22:42 No.1689274

>>1689272
not enough lels

▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 22:23:13 No.1689275

hat da sauna

▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 22:24:11 No.1689276

File: 1743114251201.jpg (238.67 KB, 960x540, 16:9, nyy vs mil final mar 27th.jpg)

good game

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 01:39:13 No.1689294

opening day but doyers already 2-0

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▶Fallout Spartman 03/09/25 (Sun) 06:24:47 No.1685591 [Reply]

game nights are kool, but what I really want to see is /sp/ros posting
it's time to lead by example
you know what's not kool? LOADING SCREENS
you know what IS kool? ISOMETRIC GAMEPLAY
combine the two and you get Fallout Ironman™™©, the gretest goty of 4ever
the rules of Ironman™ are simple
>don't reload the save
>don't reload the save
>DON'T RELOAD THE SAVE
<if you die game over you lose
play Fallout Ironman© with the thread and FUNpost about close scrapes and untimely ends!

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▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 01:35:12 No.1688921>>1688959

>>1688896
>ever since then I've been trying to reencounter the same random encounter with no luck
why?

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 06:49:08 No.1688959>>1689103

>>1688921
not doing it feels like cheating
the game served me up a steaming pile and fire geckos and now I've gotta deal with it
well except I can't get them to show again

▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 02:10:19 No.1689103

>>1688959
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_random_encounters#Glow
i tried looking for an encounter that looks similar but i dont see any for fire geckos
i think there are ways you can modify the encounter rate— if you know whicih one it is you could put it up to 100% until you get 3 again, then put it down after

▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 03:01:47 No.1689108>>1689111

because it's Fallout1in2
fire geckos were only added in FO2

▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 03:11:56 No.1689111

>>1689108
ah, ok ya that makes sense.
i had a vague feeling that the fire geckos were a FO2 enemy but thought maybe i was just remembering wrong
no idea what to do, other than live with it, then.

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▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 17:16:24 No.1689013 [Reply]

roblox

▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 01:15:13 No.1689088

i disagree

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▶WAR DECLARED ON CANADA Spartman 03/23/25 (Sun) 18:53:44 No.1688528 [Reply]

die leaf fucks die

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▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 17:00:57 No.1688848

>>1688846
Cambodia is p funny
their dicks are so small because almost the only men who got out were the effeminate ones who pretended to be women and sneak away combined with severe malnutrition. Basically all the men who didn't flee died, so all their men outside of small villages are returnees after the commie bullshit peaked who could "pass" as women

▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 17:02:01 No.1688850>>1688948

File: 1742922121491.jpg (178.96 KB, 1246x919, 1246:919, not even worth making an e….jpg)

>this pooper perturbed over an anthem

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 04:54:45 No.1688948>>1688957

>>1688850
Yui is the best character because she is actually a character a lot of people as well as myself can relate to deep down. When she started high school, she was a spacy klutz who had no idea what she wanted to do with her life. I think that is a sentiment many people have struggled with including myself, and seeing her journey towards finding what she loved to do (playing music with her friends) was something that really resonated with me personally. When she forgot her guitar and had to run back and get it during the school festival, she began thinking to herself and sort of comforting her past self as she ran down the same road she took her first steps down on her first day. That scene was beautiful to me and makes me cry every time I see it. Yui in short, is a character I can relate to with my struggles and seeing her journey with her friends has brought me a lot of happiness

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 05:33:01 No.1688952

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>>1688846
india beeg streng pene beeger den paki nd amrika of meny laffrs

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 06:40:12 No.1688957

>>1688948
I don't think so. Mio is the coolest in the band, she has an awesome voice and she seems pretty chill to hang around with. All in all she has the platonic qualities that suit me well in a partner while still being someone enough like me so I could be friends with her. She is also super cute. Then there is Azusa. She is cute but her personality would get on my nerves.

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▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 03:44:20 No.1688761 [Reply]

i hat sports

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▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 19:05:05 No.1688867>>1688871

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>>1688865
>basically short people basketball with tackles
ya it owns, hope it takes off

▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 19:25:06 No.1688871>>1688883

>>1688867
It's pretty great yeah, sorry if it came off as dissin' it

▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 20:32:06 No.1688881

it'd be a fascinating transition to watch too as players get shorter and shorter, like revenge of the manlet

▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 20:49:56 No.1688883>>1688885

>>1688871
nah all good. their official twatter has 45 followers in 11 years and jewtube has 221 so prob not going to happen soon
man i need the first year of them figuring out tall sucks and watching 7 footers get folded

▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 21:12:06 No.1688885

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>>1688883
>11 year old account
>first year
i got srs rarts today

russians call it regbol "регбол", nothing on their schedule yet

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▶UNDISCLOSED TIME UNDISCLOSED TIME 03/16/25 (Sun) 02:12:43 No.1686923 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

UNDISCLOSED TIME

let thim v yims cook - GHOSTD vance himself

>cant think of a gud joke
i lik the word drool p gud cuza how it rolls off the tongue
i lik sayin grande to spics it raly means a lot to em
i ate a dictionary once and wew budy that was thesaurus my throat ever been

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▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 21:16:16 No.1688886>>1688909

World Athletics to introduce mandatory sex testing for female competitions

>World Athletics will introduce cheek swabbing to determine if an athlete is biologically female for female competitions. Sebastian Coe stated that the decision is crucial for maintaining the integrity of women’s sports, and was made after widespread consultation.
>Coe expressed confidence that the policy would withstand legal challenges, acknowledging the complexities involved. The introduction of testing aims to provide confidence in competition while protecting the female category in sports, as noted by Coe. A group with World Athletics said they would be testing for the SRY gene, and also potentially testosterone levels.
troons btfo

▶Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 23:45:43 No.1688903>>1688910

File: 1742946343399.mp4 (4.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, dup ballot fraud EO.mp4) [play once] [loop]

>Dr. Jay Bhattacharya confirmed as head of NIH.
Apparently he opposed lockdowns. We got another paki lol
>JD headin' to Greenland with his paki wife
>dup ordering immediately declassification of Russiagate hoax files
>dup freezing funding to planned parenthood amid mass layoffs/shutdowns as they lost their USAID funding, claiming DIE
>university of columbia interim director faced with mass catty bitches among loss of funding complaining that they should be allowed to protest wherever and whenever using up bolice resources as they please
Really the solution is just to let them protest but don't post any police around so you can point to them summer of loving the place and declare a national emergency.
>PBS and NPR to testify before DOGE that they are not politically biased news agencies (lmao)
>Judge puts restraining order on temporary shutdown of Radio Free X groups receiving congressional funding, cites separation of powers

Trump signs EO requiring voter ID, ballot paper trail, action against states that count late votes!
I'm sure the judges will have a field day with this one but that's why heem gotta introduce it early and hit hard and fast before midterms.

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 00:22:11 No.1688908

>>1688780
i finally watched the dune movies, and aside from a few nonsensicle movie theatric stuff, it was actually pretty good. someone had a vision

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 00:27:30 No.1688909

>>1688886
make all sports coed
put hoes in their place

▶Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 00:30:11 No.1688910

>>1688903
fuck judges lel
'democracy' been cooked for a long time. far too little, far too late. tho i can't fault trump for trying to make things Less shit