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File: 1743437620866.jpg (961.87 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, hoplite_wadina.jpg)

 No.1689843[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Twins (0-3) vs. White Sox (1-2)
>1:10 PM CT
<MIN -189 CWS +158
MNNT

Royals (1-2) vs. Brewers (0-3)
>1:10 PM CT
<KC -105 MIL -114
FDSN-WI

Red Sox (1-3) vs. Orioles (2-2)
>1:35 PM CT
<BOS +123 BAL -146
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 No.1689918>>1689937

Jerkopson Profar was suspended 80 games for roids.

 No.1689937>>1689951

>>1689918
wtf why would you get suspended for hemorrhoids

 No.1689951>>1689959

>>1689937
You can’t bring pillows into the dugout to sit on.

 No.1689959

>>1689951
this implies pillow fights are banned too what a gay fuckin "spart"

 No.1690064

Did You Know?
Pillow fighting is an official sport covered by ESPN!



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 No.1689938[Reply]

gud morneng
hapy april phools day
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 No.1689955>>1689960

>>1689949
It's 1/4/2025 in india budy
yu just april phool'd yourself

 No.1689957

File: 1743472243746.jpg (19.63 KB, 600x349, 600:349, 1513005307749.jpg)

budys yu giev kisers?
onle fors april jokens of corse

 No.1689960

>>1689955
I got dubbed on ;_;

 No.1690018

File: 1743513058832.png (7.84 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

What'll be the big prank CR is gonna pull off?

 No.1690030

uncle l0ll finally arrested today for the murder of lyl
jk you are the april fool again



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 No.1644721[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

how
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 No.1689940>>1689942

>>1689929
>if you have a nice physique from good exercise, most anyone will find it attractive
This. It's not about the size of mooscles, albeit size is nice. It's about having the mooscles to begin with. Women are obsessed with men who can diet for some reason.

 No.1689942>>1689944>>1689945

>>1689940
>Women are obsessed with men who can diet for some reason.
because taking care of your body is an obvious sign that you're willing to put in hard work and effort. same goes for both sexes.

 No.1689944>>1689950

>>1689781
That’s gril 1s birthday gift I made her. I made it a couple weeks ago, will deliver at a party in a field in a little less than a month. still haven’t heard from her so guessing it’s over? Idk man women be women, wouldn’t be the first time a gril hmu after a duration of time
Gril2 tl;dr that broad is cray
ama for Tl;dr
>>1689896
Those are basically the updates. Thing are going well on other fronts though, went out with a friend and dropped acid, ran amok in the college city 45 mins south had a pretty good time. Ended up getting a grils # that night, she is supposed to come up this weekend. Who knows? tbh I still think of gril1 a lot. I mean ffs I drive past her house otw to work erry day :/ ehhh. The future is unwritten
>>1689929
>>1689942
This

 No.1689945

>>1689942
I can promise all sheem thinkin of is running her hands over your hungry tummy while you're fugging she don't give a rats ass about the hard work and effort lol

 No.1689950

>>1689944
>1st birthday gift
uhhhhh
a bit young dont you think?



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File: 1743262887354.png (2.56 MB, 1024x1536, 2:3, 1743155655868.png)

 No.1689520[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-1) vs. Yankees (1-0)
>12:05 PM CT
<MIL +138 NYY -164
FDSN-WI

Angels (0-1) vs. White Sox (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
<LAA -164 CWS +138
FDSN-SC

Twins (0-1) vs. Cardinals (1-0)
>1:15 PM CT
<MIN -122 STL +103
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 No.1689852>>1689879>>1689933

File: 1743438719390.png (2.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, soldier and demoman defend….png)

Hegseth pushes unified combat standards for men and women in military

>Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is directing the military services to establish uniform combat arms standards for men and women. In a newly released social media video, Hegseth announced that he is signing a memorandum to ensure equal standards.

>The move aims to eliminate gender-based differences in combat roles and promote a single, high standard for all service members.
>The Pentagon will review and update its policies to ensure compliance with the new directive.

 No.1689853>>1689855>>1689879

wrong thred fuk i suk at this

 No.1689855

>>1689853
you even posted in the wrong mlb thread you idiot

 No.1689879

>>1689853
>>1689852
h'wut in gods name are you doin son just look at the thred you're clicking on

 No.1689933

>>1689852
womyn btfo



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File: 1731154977390.jpg (148.93 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, encore.jpg)

 No.1662030[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ENCORE
#previous threads
https://archive.ph/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay
https://archive.is/SkBlG
https://archive.is/PhwSS
https://archive.is/MXMb2

current status:
>UN:Nearly 70 percent of deaths in Gaza are women and children. Overall, 44 percent of the victims were children
>Israeli football fans clash with protesters in Amsterdam
>Qatar agrees to kick Hamas leaders out of Doha following US request
>Former IRGC Quds Force deputy Mohammadreza Gholamreza says Iran should focus on US targets to avenge the killing of top IRGC man Qassem Soleimani
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 No.1689863>>1689866>>1689889

File: 1743440412400.jpg (116.77 KB, 1058x705, 1058:705, PONR.jpg)

he's just gone completely off the fucking deep end at this point, isntreal is about to have a russia 93 moment
>start a three front war
>can't even beat up the retard in their own backyard after a year and a half of bombing the fuck out of everything
>hummus still goin strong and has a single-digit turnover rate cuz for every guy they drone 1 or 2 more pissed off palis join their ranks
>joos are telling him to chill tf out and just show up in court
>3/4 of the planet fukn hate you, the last 1/4 only tolerate you cuz you have them by the balls
>just flat out ignoring checks and balances to appoint your own warmongers
maybe that time traveler talking about 2030 israel civil war was right

 No.1689866>>1689889

>>1689863
internal israeli political turmoil is likely. you could argue its already been going on, for longer than the war even
fact is, rn bibi and his extended cabal has the power to do whatever tf he wants within and without reason. you dont graduate from mossad to PM without gaining immense leverage over basically your entire govt. and hes not shy of using it. combine that w wartime powers, guys untouchable. rn at least

and i think youre massively over-estimating the ayyyrabs power rn. they have the warm bodies, sure. no worries about morale either, they all got nowhere else to go anyways.
their problem is that IDF has been continually btfoening their supply lines since after assad fell
throwing stones at IDFniggers is for peacetime. highly inadvisable during a hot war
i reckon, if this continues much longer, we see a lot more carbombs/suicide bombings, and other more traditional terror tactics lik that. simply cuz its cheaper and leverages the one asset you actually have left a glut of zealous wannabe-martyrs

 No.1689889>>1689897

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>>1689863
>>1689866
ya if yeem biber idk why you wouldn't go ham. west's dumbocracy mask is held on with chewing gum and its nothing happens o'clock all over da globe

lotta jawin and proxy slappin, rally hope it stays in random jahoodi-ism

 No.1689897>>1689912

>>1689889
>dup to bomb iran
he wont tho cuz israel doesnt need that shit rn. bibis already got a war. maybe even 2 if syria/turkey pans out. so maybe after that stuff starts to wind down

irans already in such a weak position post-assad, it hardly even matters if anyone bombs em. prolly the weakest this particular regime has ever been in since its beginning. and thats including the time they beat themselves half to death sparring w saddam.
i mean, realistically, in the modern age how long can you run a cunt, full of mostly decently-to-highly-educated ppl, whilst having your govt unironically dictating all legislation and foreign policy based on the mystic ramblings of a committee of clerics?
prolly lik 40-50yrs, right?
thats what i was thinkan

 No.1689912

>>1689897
yids arent holdin all the strings on foreign policy or dup wouldnt be doin a lot of what he is
not sayin for sure he's gonna remix bomb bomb iran (eyeran prob works better as a boogeyman tbh) just that int'l relations are on a mad one
lik cunts get on the back foot and i start hearin lynyrd skynyrd playin wololo y'know



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File: 1741511989903.png (8.11 MB, 2858x2078, 1429:1039, sumo.png)

 No.1685614[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

SUMO
haru basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
everyday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT

if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does
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 No.1688914>>1688922>>1689640

File: 1742950296851.jpg (135.78 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Mongolian_warriors.jpg)

>>1688906
no, nippongol. he's jap
but speaking of mongols i looked up mongol wrasslin on wikipedo and this is what i found lmao
>boots
>undersized shirts
>booty shorts
i know these guys are hardcore and could prolly kill me with their bare hands but the first thing i thought of when i saw this was that simpsons skit where homer takes bart to a steel factory to show him what manly men do
we work hard we play hard
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 No.1688917

stop for a moment and consider these stupid sexy daisy dukes conquered the known world

 No.1688922>>1689679

File: 1742953019215.jpg (66.11 KB, 960x615, 64:41, nucr.jpg)

>>1688914
gaay
everyone involved in that should be shot immediately

 No.1689640


 No.1689679

>>1688922
woah, that thang looks kinda smart



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 No.1687838[Reply]

hey you
yeah you
its time to WATCH
EVERY
THING

hundreds of sportsball games starting now
just watch the sports
https://www.ncaa.com/march-madness-live/watch
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 No.1689590

DUDDDER WHAT THE FUCK
dudder duddaytors are in big trouble

 No.1689593>>1689599

File: 1743294731264.png (27.9 KB, 306x452, 153:226, ClipboardImage.png)

gud job duddddr

helluva comeback

 No.1689599>>1689627

>>1689593
lel how do you squander it this badly

 No.1689627>>1689630

>>1689599
its a florida kinda day

 No.1689630

>>1689627
>its a floor sqweek kinda day
ftfy fam



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File: 1743279007630.png (83.15 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

 No.1689566[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-1) vs. Yankees (1-0)
>12:05 PM CT
<MIL +138 NYY -164
FDSN-WI

Angels (0-1) vs. White Sox (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
<LAA -164 CWS +138
FDSN-SC

Twins (0-1) vs. Cardinals (1-0)
>1:15 PM CT
<MIN -122 STL +103
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 No.1689576

DON'T POST HERE!
this thread was not created under the authority of the office of the commisioner of sportschan

 No.1689577

File: 1743285938606.jpg (1.33 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, CLEAN YOUR TONGUE FFS.jpg)

ROW ROW FITE DA POWAH



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 No.1688841

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 No.1689278[Reply]

im gonna make a game for spee and i want (you) to draw the assets as kakis
i can do programming i just need art cuz i suck at art
tiles, enemies, anything you want to contribute post it here and i'll make it into gaem
basic game premise is crikmonkr searching for his lost crikbat

 No.1689285

make it with template assets first

 No.1689419

you can just make a str8 kaki thred budy. if you are actually trying to make a game then you gotta be more specific with what you want bc sometimes i get elaborate with my autistic dotz renai/sp/ance paintings

 No.1689437

File: 1743208205656.png (11.44 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Art #1

 No.1689444>>1689482

File: 1743209323869.png (5.03 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

my minimalist dotz for mlb threads when i make em

 No.1689482

>>1689444
is that budi in your sweatpants or are you just happy to see me? :)



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 No.1689387[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rockies (0-0) vs. Rays (0-0)
>3:10 PM CT
<COL +180 TB -218
FDSN-SUN

Orioles (1-0) vs. Blue Jays (0-1)
>6:07 PM CT
<BAL +109 TOR -128
Apple TV+

Pirates (0-1) vs. Marlins (1-0)
>6:10 PM CT
<PIT -146 MIA +123
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 No.1689388

File: 1743181244114.mp4 (1.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, josh_hader_strikes_out_jua….mp4) [play once] [loop]

this is what $765 million gets you today. inflation is real, budis

 No.1689390

Spreadin da becel!

 No.1689393>>1689394

File: 1743183256873.png (374.55 KB, 640x480, 4:3, vlcsnap-2025-03-28-12h33m5….png)

>Copyright notice: this copyrighted thread is presented by authority of the Office of the Commissioner of Sportschan. It may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form, and the accounts and descriptions of this thread may not be disseminated, without expressed written consent.
this board doesn't belong to the filthy commissioner
take your thread and go away

 No.1689394

>>1689393
justice for farfour



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 No.1689348[Reply]

to tat fukin budyfagot yu fukin basted fukin pissr me fukin offr fer d lastr tym fukin chutiya maddachod benchod go fuk yurself
blody benchod yu knor whoer yu ar

 No.1689353>>1689363

yor just med budi escaprs cage meny coprs go sit to yuor ass on criket padle gud morneng benchod

 No.1689357>>1689363

fuk u blody bastrd bich am of angry and doing needful why mad??? not doing needful hard enough? benchod blody bastard?

 No.1689363>>1689377

>>1689357
yu fukin fuker fukin blody benchod basted
go do needul bai shutr fuk up

>>1689353
yu ar bludy bich i wuz of selering budi for 200 ruppees butt yu fukin peeta nigr freer him fukin benchod givr mai fukin ruppees

 No.1689377

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>>1689363
yu gayrs budy?

 No.1689380

File: 1743176799083.jpg (73.68 KB, 960x540, 16:9, budi gulag.jpg)

LOCK HIM UP



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 No.1688679[Reply]

non negotiable list of sportschan demands
Numbr 1. Make India great again
2. Duddr plz add strikethrough i feel rarted now
3.
>>1657361
>>1688155
duddr make this a banner
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 No.1688936

>>1688934
Is it called sportschan next?

 No.1688944

>>1688934
Take your time, no rush man

 No.1688946>>1689365

File: 1742964169252.png (1.67 MB, 1024x1279, 1024:1279, ClipboardImage.png)

this guy looks pretty cool
make him an admin, please?

 No.1689226

>>1688934
add AI reply bot
kthx <3
mwah

 No.1689365




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 No.1689171[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-0) vs. Yankees (0-0)
>2:05 PM CT
<MIL +120 NYY -143
ESPN

Orioles (0-0) vs. Blue Jays (0-0)
>2:07 PM CT
<BAL -103 TOR -117
SNET

Phillies (0-0) vs. Nationals (0-0)
>3:05 PM CT
<PHI -156 WSH +131
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 No.1689272>>1689274

cahm on brewaz do a funy

 No.1689274

>>1689272
not enough lels

 No.1689275

hat da sauna

 No.1689276

File: 1743114251201.jpg (238.67 KB, 960x540, 16:9, nyy vs mil final mar 27th.jpg)

good game

 No.1689294

opening day but doyers already 2-0



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 No.1685591[Reply]

game nights are kool, but what I really want to see is /sp/ros posting
it's time to lead by example
you know what's not kool? LOADING SCREENS
you know what IS kool? ISOMETRIC GAMEPLAY
combine the two and you get Fallout Ironman™™©, the gretest goty of 4ever
the rules of Ironman™ are simple
>don't reload the save
>don't reload the save
>DON'T RELOAD THE SAVE
<if you die game over you lose
play Fallout Ironman© with the thread and FUNpost about close scrapes and untimely ends!
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 No.1688921>>1688959

>>1688896
>ever since then I've been trying to reencounter the same random encounter with no luck
why?

 No.1688959>>1689103

>>1688921
not doing it feels like cheating
the game served me up a steaming pile and fire geckos and now I've gotta deal with it
well except I can't get them to show again

 No.1689103

>>1688959
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_random_encounters#Glow
i tried looking for an encounter that looks similar but i dont see any for fire geckos
i think there are ways you can modify the encounter rate— if you know whicih one it is you could put it up to 100% until you get 3 again, then put it down after

 No.1689108>>1689111

because it's Fallout1in2
fire geckos were only added in FO2

 No.1689111

>>1689108
ah, ok ya that makes sense.
i had a vague feeling that the fire geckos were a FO2 enemy but thought maybe i was just remembering wrong
no idea what to do, other than live with it, then.



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