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JEWS VS. ARABS - DANCE BATTLE ROUND 5 Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 13:29:41 No.1637443 [Reply]

SOLO ROUND
#previous threads
https://archive.ph/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay
https://archive.is/SkBlG
https://archive.is/PhwSS

current status:
>Israeli forces launch a new ground invasion in southern city of Khan Younis
>Palestinian factions sign a “national unity” agreement aimed at maintaining control over Gaza once Israel’s devastating nine-month war on the enclave concludes
>Biden’s legacy is Gaza genocide, Palestinian rights advocates say
>Israel orders evacuation of part of Gaza humanitarian zone as war’s toll passes 39,000 Palestinians

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Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 15:32:51 No.1637477

>>1637474
>you don't want election stuff mixed up with pisrael stuff
I don't?

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 15:39:35 No.1637479

>>1637458
>israeli munitions, remaining living palestinians, or spartman with his AI generated arab v jew dance battle folder?
The kikes will purge all palestianians from palestine

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 16:23:33 No.1637487

>>1637470
those munitions take time to make tho particularly the bombs they drop from planes. theres a reason their dome keeps failing and its because they cant keep enough ordinance around to counteract the increasing number of attacks against them

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 20:17:40 No.1637522

>>1637473
>i can always make more
thats cheating tho

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 22:46:26 No.1637560

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>18 years ago today

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TODAY TODAY 07/19/24 (Fri) 06:03:31 No.1636224 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TODAY

HH BROTHER - GHOST Hogan

>flood defected

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Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 19:32:21 No.1637515

>>1637502
honestly
i thought the same thing
his "call" into kamala was waaaaay too eloquent and well worded

biden hasnt been able to finish a complete sentence for like 2+ years now

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 19:58:29 No.1637519

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Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 20:47:08 No.1637528

maek the new thread

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 22:33:21 No.1637553

>>1637519
AWAKEN

Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 03:29:30 No.1637636

>>1637420
when the fuck was the last time anyones seen him?
he withdrew his fucking nomination by TWITTER post ffs
even that morning his aides were steadfast that he was staying in the race
its bizarre, either way.

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IT'S OGRE Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 18:39:15 No.1636885 [Reply]

bidup bros, i don't feel so good

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Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 03:34:06 No.1637101

>>1637044
which is the one where you just hate niggers and jews?

Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 03:35:06 No.1637102

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>>1637079

Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 04:05:26 No.1637106

NEWS ALERT ‼️‼️ Looks 👀 like HOE 💃 Biden 👨‍🦳 has DROPPED ⬇️ his presidential 🇺🇸 ASS 🍑 out 🚫 of the RACE 🏃‍♀️ today 📆 and the nomination 🗳️ will go to CUMala 💦 Harris 👩 So let's 🤪 give it 🆙 🤤 for the OLDEST 💀 DUSTIEST 🌬️ and FREAKIEST 😈 president 🤵‍♂️ of all time ⏰ JOE BIDEN 🥵 and wish 🥺 🙏 him luck 🍀 in whatever SEXY 🥵 😳 ventures ✈️ he might have 🤷 We all know Jill 👵 is going to RIDE 🤤 🥵 his PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸 PRICK 🍆 until he busts 💦 his last CONGRESSIONAL 🇺🇸 CUMMING 💦 💦 in the White House 🏦 Send ✉️ this to 🔟 SEXY 💁‍♀️ inCUMbents 💦 if you get 0️ back you're a real TRUMP 🤮 TAINT 🍑 LICKER 👅 if you get 5️ you're 🫵 a JILL 💃 BIDEN SQUIRTER 💃 💦 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 you're a real ‼️ JOE BIDEN 🇺🇸 FREAK 😈 🥵

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 01:28:02 No.1637352

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i'm just mad that i won't get to use these beautiful montages i made with imagemagick

Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 03:59:06 No.1637645

>>1637106
god i wish i could post like this

/sp/usic thread Spartman 05/02/24 (Thu) 09:30:22 No.1620681 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

pls no delet duddder

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Spartman 07/19/24 (Fri) 14:01:40 No.1636315

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>>1636058
i feel ya. the 2 phalanges of this guys ring finger are probably longer than the 3 of mine

Spartman 07/20/24 (Sat) 00:59:51 No.1636469

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so i haerd u lik fisting

Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 20:11:43 No.1637248

waky

Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 20:41:36 No.1637258

>>1636058
>>1636029
tbh it can go both ways.
lik if youre doin classical guitar or rly techy stuff, absolutely, its a huge advantage. for many other styles of guitar it can actually be a lot more difficult to properly mute strings.

one of the big things with a lot of styles of rhythm guitar is being able to mute strings you dont want. the most common way is with your palm, but another equally important method is to do it with the underside/fat parts of your fingers. that is actually a LOT easier to do with more meaty fingers.
super helpful technique if you play heavier music and/or use lots of distortion/fx. lets you keep noise to a minimum, but more importantly allows you to easily strum through all your strings, while only sounding some of them, to give you more open sounding shapes and a lot more oomph from the dead strings youre picking through

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 00:05:24 No.1637324

>>1636210
adin ross is the gayest jewish faggot on this earth
its impossible to be a gayer jew than he

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 15:13:48 No.1628847 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Padres (37-38) vs. Phillies (47-24)
>5:40 PM CT
<SD +153 PHI -183
SDPA

Cardinals (35-35) vs. Marlins (23-48)
>5:40 PM CT
<STL -153 MIA +129
BSFL

Reds (34-37) vs. Pirates (34-37)
>5:40 PM CT
<CIN +159 PIT -190
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Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 10:36:24 No.1628975

>>1628923
>>1628924
>>1628949
WEW
ANOTHER GOOD DAY

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 11:38:41 No.1628984

>>1628975
no such thing as good days

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 18:01:21 No.1629034

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Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 18:48:57 No.1629041

>>1628984
yes they are
yankees spankeed and braves win is a good day

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 18:49:18 No.1629042

>>1629034
>hire mariachis
>sing burger songs instead of beaner songs
Shameful.

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BATTLE FOR LORD STANLEY'S MUG THREAD Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 11:22:26 No.1627014 [Reply]

WHITE-

Edmonton Oilers (49-27-6) vs. Florida Panthers (52-24-6)
>7:00 PM CT
<EDM +117 FLA -139
ABC

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Spartman 06/25/24 (Tue) 01:46:15 No.1630283

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miss on the one end, goal on the other

Spartman 06/25/24 (Tue) 02:58:31 No.1630320

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OILFAGS BTFO BY FLORIDA MAN!

Spartman 06/25/24 (Tue) 03:19:38 No.1630326

>>1630320
gud

Spartman 06/25/24 (Tue) 03:29:33 No.1630329

Did Stan Lee win or wut?

Spartman 06/25/24 (Tue) 09:42:37 No.1630361

i told u guise canada doesnt even exist

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OOLERS STAN LEE CUP Spartman 06/03/24 (Mon) 03:07:16 No.1626028 [Reply]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT /SP/ ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
OOLERS PLAYING FOR THE CUP

THIS IS NOW A BURGER BARON BOARD

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Spartman 06/03/24 (Mon) 15:20:08 No.1626112

>>1626110
चुप हो जा मादरचोद

Spartman 06/03/24 (Mon) 15:25:20 No.1626113

>>1626112
get your gibberish squiggles off my speematron

Spartman 06/03/24 (Mon) 23:53:51 No.1626179

>>1626112
>>1626112
>चुप हो जा
That's ok and I think it is a direct translation of 'shut up' but I hear "चुप बैठ" to be more natural and rude, so it may work better in this context.

source: criket

Spartman 06/04/24 (Tue) 01:52:02 No.1626202

>>1626179
i lik criket

Spartman 06/04/24 (Tue) 02:23:27 No.1626205

gud morning fellow mcqueens

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WHITE Spartman 05/31/24 (Fri) 16:12:22 No.1625534 [Reply]

WHITE-

Edmonton Oilers (49-27-6) vs. Dallas Stars (52-21-9)
>7:30 PM CT
<EDM +109 DAL -129
TNT

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Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 03:02:32 No.1625647

>>1625613
go admiralz

Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 03:04:53 No.1625649

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Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 11:58:10 No.1625692

>>1625644
>french
gross

Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 13:30:19 No.1625702

>>1625692
its french canadian french tho so its rad
lik you can actually understand em cuz theyre not mumbling all the words together and talking out the side of their mouth lik continental french

Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 15:11:35 No.1625716

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>>1625692
>>1625702
tabernac

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YANKEE HATE AND MLB THREAD Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 17:13:49 No.1634416 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Dodgers vs. Tigers
Game in Progress
>LAD: 0 - DET: 0
MLBN

Pirates (46-48) vs. White Sox (27-69)
>1:10 PM CT
<PIT -137 CWS +117
ATTP

Cubs (46-49) vs. Cardinals (48-45)
>1:15 PM CT
<CHC +114 STL -134
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Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 20:17:22 No.1634443

>>1634416
I knew the Yankees were the real Nazis all along. Imagine if the roles were reversed….

Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 21:02:32 No.1634449

ALERT

ORIOLES BALL GIRL IS A CUTIE

ALERT CALLING A LIL' PURPLE FELLER TO GET ME THAT SCREENSHOT

ALERT ALERT

Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 10:29:45 No.1634783

>>1634427
WEW

Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 18:41:04 No.1634907

WEW YANKEES 3 RUN BLAST TO TAKE THE LEAD IN THE 9TH

Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 00:26:36 No.1635311

i hat yonkers budy

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MEMEORIAL DAY Spartman 05/27/24 (Mon) 16:01:32 No.1624719 [Reply]

its memeorial day
THINK ABOUT ALL THE MEMES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT

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Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 10:21:34 No.1625046

>>1624986
snow gay like yt gay
dtmwtd

Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 11:41:25 No.1625061

mil-morial day

Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 13:07:42 No.1625071

>>1624900
good lookin out

Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 13:19:32 No.1625075

>>1624971
that was so cringe

Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 14:03:46 No.1625080

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>>1624986
not bad, singer's a bit off-key but drummer is rockin it

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THE WHEEL THE WHEEL 06/07/24 (Fri) 20:47:59 No.1626869 [Reply]

THE WHEEL

EMERGENCY THREAD NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!

TONIGHT IS THE LAST EPISODE OF THE WHEEL!!!!!

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Spartman 06/07/24 (Fri) 23:40:27 No.1626902

>>1626897
he could keep going for another thirty years tbh

Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 00:08:08 No.1626905

he must be making some great money to do the same shit every goddamn day for longer than most of us have been alive.

Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 01:03:23 No.1626914

>>1626905
i think they pre-film a bunch of them in like a week or two and release them daily for a little while
but yah even if thats not the case the show is owned by abc which is in turn a disney owned corporation so the money is infinite. or was, yidsney hasnt been doing so hot lately iirc maybe pat saw the way things were going and decided to bail

Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 03:07:27 No.1626937

>>1626876
>In 1990, White married restaurant owner George Santo Pietro. She first became pregnant in September 1992. An episode of Wheel of Fortune contained "Vanna's pregnant" as the answer to a puzzle. She miscarried shortly after the episode's taping.
oops

Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 03:11:33 No.1626938

>>1626937
>She miscarried shortly after the episode's taping.
oops
fucking lel.

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Spartman 06/14/24 (Fri) 21:08:49 No.1628327 [Reply]

wat sparts did/do you guise play?
what position?

me:
ice crik
>D, left wing
mostly D tho. i was raly tall and could skate backwards fast af. long stick too so i could cover lik a third of the ice w a poke. played house from age 6 till HS cuz couldnt afford travel. played HS sophomore and jr yr but the team was full of weird fags and i left after jr yr. gud call too cuz half the team got mouth herpes """"from the waterbottles"""" [x] doubt when i was a sr

still play street hockey and pond hockey w the bros occasionally

basedball
>catcher, pitcher
in little league i was p gud at pitching, but i could never get the curveball down and always hung em, so by HS i was a meatball factory. switched to catcher. way more fun. still get to be involved in every play, but way less pressure. helps to be able to know what pitches to call too from exp. did freshman and sophomore, but by jr yr i just wanted to skate once it got warm out and quit

some guys i know do softball once a week, but its mostly just an excuse to daydrink which isnt my scene
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Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 04:35:17 No.1632273

Volleyball and billard budy

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:36:21 No.1632308

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>tennis cuz ther was a girl playing it i like but sheem didn't like me
>bowling cuz it was fun
>flag football but i didn't know the rules and the coaches just assumed everyone did or they explained it and i was too retarded to remember so i had no idea wtf i was doing

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:50:39 No.1632313

>>1628327
>I just wanted to skate
Did you have a fanny pack too?

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 12:25:59 No.1632318

I did wrastlin' back in the day as well as basketball. Also did cheerleading if that counts as a spart. These days I just hike and pick up heavy things/put them down.

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 13:35:07 No.1632328

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>criket
Just for play with the other kids so nothing serious. Sucked at batting but liked bowling so I became a spinner. Tried fast bowling but never got the hang of it. Spinning the ball, tricking the batsman and getting them out was fun.

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Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 01:24:54 No.1628753 [Reply]

/sp/ I'm scared, tell me this is AI bullshit.

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Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 03:10:56 No.1628775

this shits old budy this is at a wax museum or some shit iirc

Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 03:19:16 No.1628779

she's been replaced by one of them damn reptilians i tells ya.

Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 11:19:00 No.1628821

why are they standing in front of cardboard cutouts?

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 00:38:40 No.1628915

Sweet a schizo thread!

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 01:16:03 No.1628919

Girl looks like an animatronic/sex doll. Guy looks like he's wearing a mask.

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the niggerball thread Spartman 05/07/24 (Tue) 15:20:31 No.1621589 [Reply]

NBA playoffs and all the niggetry
watch the sports NOWWWWWWW
WATCH THE MONKEYS BOUNCE THE BALL

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Spartman 05/20/24 (Mon) 02:20:22 No.1623431

nuggers doin a huge choke

Spartman 05/20/24 (Mon) 02:25:34 No.1623432

lel this rock skipper's name is enzo ferrari

Spartman 05/20/24 (Mon) 02:29:50 No.1623435

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enzo is not the best at rock skip

Spartman 05/21/24 (Tue) 13:20:53 No.1623635

Florida nigger stabbed to death for being a nigger

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-praised-police-fatally-stabbing-intruder-shot-wife

Spartman 05/21/24 (Tue) 23:04:13 No.1623696

>>1623635
>62
>dozens of felonies
>multiple prison stints
<still doin random B&Es for pocketchange
lmao bro its time to retire

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 15:29:17 No.1633193 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cardinals (46-42) vs. Nationals (42-47)
>12:35 PM CT
<STL -111 WSH -108
BSMW

Mets (43-44) vs. Pirates (42-46)
>12:35 PM CT
<NYM -132 PIT +112
ATTP

Phillies (58-31) vs. Braves (48-39)
>12:35 PM CT
<PHI +142 ATL -169
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Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 20:07:38 No.1633242

woohoo! fuck da philthies!

Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 21:32:46 No.1633256

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woo!
hoo!

Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 23:54:03 No.1633273

>>1633242
>>1633256
WOOHOO
PHILLY ABSOLUTELY BTFO
GO BRAVES

Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 01:18:23 No.1633288

>>1633236
slots are fukn LOUD but the sparts bar is usually enclosed or out of the way enough for it to not be annoying
overall pretty enjoyable, and the food is good

Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 02:23:40 No.1633296

yankees sisters
its joever