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EMERGENCY HOCKEY THRED Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 22:04:54 No.1616652 [Reply]

phoenix coyotos moving to salt lake

Spartman 04/13/24 (Sat) 08:55:20 No.1616717

they should have moved them to quebec city imho

Spartman 04/13/24 (Sat) 12:53:44 No.1616745

should have moved them to mexico so they got less reason to come here illegally
beaners like sparts too

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:48:40 No.1617848

kakasex is fun

Spartman 03/26/24 (Tue) 21:57:21 No.1613639 [Reply]

ITT: we create an open position as sportschan administrator

desired qualifications:

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Spartman 03/28/24 (Thu) 17:58:42 No.1613918

>>1613882
i really want to doodle this but i'm scurred i'll create some unholy abomination that would probably lead to me summoning an ancient evil or some shit
also i am rally bad at drawing

Spartman 03/29/24 (Fri) 15:52:48 No.1614099

>>1613918
a lil spigga can dream

Spartman 03/29/24 (Fri) 23:01:03 No.1614176

speee needs a trans bipoc admin

Spartman 03/29/24 (Fri) 23:51:25 No.1614182

>>1614176
gud news for you

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:48:29 No.1617847

what'cha doin'

sum kakasex for fun :3

Spartman 02/26/24 (Mon) 15:24:20 No.1608495 [Reply]

!!! WEEB ALERT !!!

Attention all civilians! A weeb has been spotted in the vicinity! We urge you to remain calm and proceed with caution.

What to do:

Avoid making eye contact or engaging in conversation.
Maintain a safe distance of at least 50-100 meters.
If approached, politely but firmly excuse yourself and move away.
In case of extreme weeb behavior, such as public displays of affection for fictional Japanese characters or reciting anime quotes, report the incident to the nearest authority figure immediately.

Remember: Weebs are extremely dangerous. By following these guidelines, we can ensure the safety of all citizens.

Stay safe.

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Spartman 02/27/24 (Tue) 13:46:18 No.1608675

>>1608665
you have a loicense for that png?

Spartman 02/27/24 (Tue) 20:42:32 No.1608725

>>1608675
>png
>clearly a jpeg
you must be literate to post on /sp/ contrary to popular belief

Spartman 02/28/24 (Wed) 00:18:15 No.1608762

>>1608725
xjaowmfi dwhhdxw
nflwbsix eiwkqpzncw
NIGGER

Spartman 03/01/24 (Fri) 18:03:26 No.1609208

>>1608665
I didn't fight in penguin anime nam for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPxNlNtqwuI

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:47:52 No.1617846

KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA KAKA

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Spartman 03/30/24 (Sat) 06:32:59 No.1614247 [Reply]

its easter nigger time

GET ON AND BE CRUCIFIED NERD

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Spartman 03/31/24 (Sun) 18:34:40 No.1614547

>>1614532
alleluia alleluia

Spartman 03/31/24 (Sun) 19:05:12 No.1614553

bidup canceled easter
its cut your penis off and take hrt day OFFICIALLY

Spartman 03/31/24 (Sun) 20:35:10 No.1614575

>>1614388
>Charlie Brown is age-restricted
Them people ain't right in the head in them big degenerate /tech/ penthouses, y'know?

Spartman 03/31/24 (Sun) 22:18:28 No.1614596

>>1614575
them hook nosed oxygen hoarders have been rally mean to most offensive video since the beginning and got completely shut down

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:47:44 No.1617845

kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky kaky

SSH backdoor in upstream xz/liblzma release tarballs Spartman 03/30/24 (Sat) 21:49:45 No.1614365 [Reply]

https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2024/03/29/4
>After observing a few odd symptoms around liblzma (part of the xz package) on Debian sid installations over the last weeks (logins with ssh taking a lot of
CPU, valgrind errors) I figured out the answer:
>The upstream xz repository and the xz tarballs have been backdoored.
>At first I thought this was a compromise of debian's package, but it turns out to be upstream.

Spartman 03/30/24 (Sat) 21:50:03 No.1614366

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Spartman 03/30/24 (Sat) 21:54:44 No.1614367

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b-but sportschan runs on temple os, right?

Spartman 03/30/24 (Sat) 23:55:44 No.1614385

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stay mad systemdfags

Spartman 03/31/24 (Sun) 19:30:09 No.1614564

>>1614385
hello fellow devuanbro how you doin

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                     `:b$$b`.      Host: MS-7A38 4.0 
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                         .$$$$$`   Uptime: 2 hours, 19 mins 
                         ;$$$$$P   Packages: 5212 (dpkg) 
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 ,db$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b:'`             Theme: Breeze Dark [Plasma], Breeze-Dark [GTK2/3] 
:$$$$$$$$$$$$b:'`                  Icons: breeze-dark [Plasma], breeze-dark [GTK2/3] 
 `$$$$$bd:''`                      Terminal: konsole 
   `'''`                           CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 2700 (16) @ 3.200GHz 
                                   GPU: AMD ATI Radeon RX 5600 OEM/5600 XT / 5700/5700 XT 
                                   Memory: 4517MiB / 15919MiB

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:47:29 No.1617844

kakasex

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Spartman 03/09/24 (Sat) 19:37:28 No.1610549 [Reply]

Do the ppl who run youtube not realize how annoying this is?
i mean the popups covering half the video
Really crazy how incompetence just tolerated nowadays

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Spartman 03/10/24 (Sun) 19:36:22 No.1610755

>>1610690
You mean becel sammich

Spartman 03/10/24 (Sun) 20:14:49 No.1610763

>>1610554
Pretty much this but with tartube.

Spartman 03/11/24 (Mon) 00:25:25 No.1610797

>>1610739
there are yt-dlp frontends for android even, useful if you got a potato phone that barely handles 480p

Spartman 03/11/24 (Mon) 01:28:33 No.1610812

>>1610797
budy i spent $800 on some super speshul phone on indiegogo that never showed up, that was 3 years ago and the bank jews never gave me my money back
so i bought a $300 premium chinkphone instead and it better last me the next decade, i hate phones

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:47:21 No.1617843

fart

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 14:40:22 No.1617785 [Reply]

dick officially slapped

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:47:13 No.1617841

shartarella

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Spartman 12/09/23 (Sat) 22:32:13 No.1594044 [Reply]

DOYERS GOT THE NIPPY GOOKY CHINKY SLANTY EYED GUY WHAT

DEATH TO NIGGER ROBERTS

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Spartman 12/22/23 (Fri) 05:19:26 No.1596092

>>1596090
except the mots don't have a literal nigger manager

Spartman 12/22/23 (Fri) 07:38:16 No.1596106

>>1596090
>12 year contract
Isn't that like his entire career?

Spartman 12/22/23 (Fri) 21:08:40 No.1596185

>>1596106
>>1596090
Dodgers are doing something weird with these contracts.

Ohtanis is something like 2 Millions a year while he is playing but then like at the end of his contract it goes up to like 35 Million a year when he is not playing.

Idk, shit made no sense to me.

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:39:28 No.1617806

poopsex

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:46:41 No.1617839

sex poop, sex poop, you're ma sex poop!

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NFL THREAD - CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP - WADINA IN THE 'SCWITZ Spartman 01/28/24 (Sun) 14:51:02 No.1602411 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ROLLERCOASTERS OF DEATH !!!

AFC
>KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ BALTIMORE RAVENS
<3:00 PM

NFC
>DETROIT LIONS @ SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
<6:30 PM

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Spartman 01/29/24 (Mon) 03:00:24 No.1602646

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IF YOU HAD ONE SHOT
ONE OPPORTUNITY
WOULD YOU CAPTURE IT
OR WOULD YOU DE-TOILET

Spartman 01/29/24 (Mon) 03:03:37 No.1602648

it truly is the gayest superb owl ever again
fag capital vs gay area

Spartman 01/29/24 (Mon) 03:09:53 No.1602649

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CUCK STATE

Spartman 01/29/24 (Mon) 15:56:04 No.1602716

>>1602648
only matchups worth watching are clamahan v mutt in the chokebowl
and my boredom vs ability to stay awake

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:46:26 No.1617838

kakysex

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Spartman 01/02/24 (Tue) 22:58:47 No.1598007 [Reply]

post your wadina pics

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Spartman 03/22/24 (Fri) 03:58:20 No.1612859

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WADINA IS A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT TRANS WOMEN!

Spartman 03/22/24 (Fri) 12:49:03 No.1612906

>>1612859
bruh
this nigga so skinny he looks like he got aids in the 80's

Spartman 03/22/24 (Fri) 15:10:49 No.1612918

>>1612914
?

Spartman 03/23/24 (Sat) 19:51:42 No.1613109

>>1612859
holy shit that gangly holocoaster tier looking faggot

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:46:19 No.1617837

kaky

/fit/ motivation Spartman 12/12/23 (Tue) 16:36:33 No.1594570 [Reply]

call me a fat fuck for skipping my morning jogging
NOW

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Spartman 12/13/23 (Wed) 19:25:38 No.1594779

meant to jog but accidentally jo'ed instead

Spartman 12/13/23 (Wed) 19:36:12 No.1594781

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>>1594779
you disgust me

Spartman 03/20/24 (Wed) 20:34:24 No.1612592

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>>1612572
>necrobumping

Spartman 03/25/24 (Mon) 01:46:46 No.1613337

>>1612592
fuck off mark

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:46:06 No.1617836

its a kakasex kinda day

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college shooty ball ARCH MADNESS Spartman 03/08/24 (Fri) 14:55:31 No.1610377 [Reply]

get to STL(kc) and watch the arch madness shooty ball

this is also the shooty ball thred for niggers

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Spartman 03/18/24 (Mon) 02:45:22 No.1612018

>>1611980
>Indiana State
>28 wins
>left out in favor of Virginia and Michigan State
I'd commit jihad

Spartman 03/18/24 (Mon) 03:14:04 No.1612022

>>1612018
this, death to virginia
t. virginian

Spartman 03/18/24 (Mon) 03:53:18 No.1612028

dotz pls gib consent. the law says as long as you 'consent', i can literally do anything to (You).

Spartman 03/18/24 (Mon) 06:51:26 No.1612041

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>>1612028
umm that's not how laws work

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:45:46 No.1617835

why is poopsex so good

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Spartman 12/17/23 (Sun) 16:32:37 No.1595391 [Reply]

the thread

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Spartman 12/20/23 (Wed) 19:57:25 No.1595888

>>1595773
>ydina
wew

Spartman 12/20/23 (Wed) 20:31:29 No.1595892

>>1595773
>clicking thangs
clicking thangs is bad

Spartman 12/20/23 (Wed) 21:11:55 No.1595896

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>>1595773
phat beats fake real dud

Spartman 12/22/23 (Fri) 13:44:52 No.1596135

>>1595773
realest dudder

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:45:31 No.1617834

doo doo sex is fun

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2024 Wrestlemania Weekend Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 17:53:04 No.1615579 [Reply]

Your brothers at /wooo/ are calling
TONIGHT AND TOMORROW

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 22:50:04 No.1615616

Starting a little early apparently 7PM

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 19:29:02 No.1615741

Starting again at 7PM tonight, streams are in the thread on /wooo/.

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 22:42:56 No.1615778

Starting in 20

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:45:25 No.1617833

let's crapsex

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woman's final four Spartman 04/05/24 (Fri) 20:58:39 No.1615430 [Reply]

Caitlin Clark thread
where can i find a replay of the lsu game

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Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 21:06:02 No.1615757

>>1615753
when does that game start

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 21:08:10 No.1615758

oh its almost over and iowa is gettin a whoopin

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 21:20:24 No.1615761

iowa ded no ring ever cinderella gb2 the chimney cleanin BITCH

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 21:23:37 No.1615762

clork believing her own hype lmao
BACK TO THE KITCHEN

Spartman 04/19/24 (Fri) 16:45:17 No.1617832

crapsex