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 No.1662361[View All]

EREYESTERDAY

omgggggg he fuckin STOLE IT VIA LOONIX - compGHOST whorb PhD.
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 No.1664265

>Washington is throwing “oil on the fire” by allowing Ukraine to use US-made long-range missiles to target Russian territory, the Kremlin has said.
vary cool bidup

frankly the ruskies had it coming imo, since theyve been doin the same shit for yrs now. but the timing is certainly a bit sus

 No.1664266

also
in other news
>Biden, Xi agree that humans, not AI, should control nuclear arms
MLfags need to get their fucking heads checked
or rather chopped off, if theyre actually that delusional
the most impactful thing that AI has done in anyones lives so far is making search engines less usable. great job guys

fucking nuclear AI deathswitch
all world leaders should be shot for even momentarily considering such a gay apocalypse

 No.1664271

>>1664266
if they had that power they'd start throwin nukes immediately not cuz "humanity is a plague" but cuz they've been indoctrinated with DIE and gay race communism so hard that it would start ww3 to stop racism

 No.1664273

File: 1731945406464.mp4 (3.26 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, jungle bidup.mp4)

joe got that jungle fever

 No.1664282

>>1664266
I hate AI search engines so much. It has built-in confirmation bias to make it lie when a source directly goes against what you asked it, and on at least two occasions I've watched it use a rickroll troll as a legitimate source.

 No.1664287

>>1664282
yea its retarded, it usually just skims some updooted leddit page. gee thx guise, just what i needed

and even if you just ignore it, its just noticeably slower.
its also just a fucking waste of processing power. you cant "train" something on the entire internet as a dataset. anyone who thought that was 1) possible, and 2) remotely a gud idea, deserves to be fired

gAyI goin the way of 3D printing, soon™. once the FOMO funds dry up prolly
its a fun and genuinely useful little niche tool, but not nearly the start of the technological gilded age investors are being led to believe it is

and at any rate it doesnt need to be launching fucking NUKES
these fuckers are a death cult, i swear

 No.1664289

>>1664273
>last sighting of former US president joe bidup before he was eaten alive by cannibals
is this at G20? or just a shoop? i heard theyre all in rio rn. kinda looks BR tbh

 No.1664290

>>1664287
it's the same obsession that blockchain was a few years ago, just a buzzaord to throw around and some grifters to make money off of by plastering the word around big airport ads for even more retarded businessmen to buy into

 No.1664291

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>>1664289
it's huezil

 No.1664292

>>1664290
you know what sucks is i actually have a decently vague idea of how to use that tech specifically NFTs to btfo the record industry/streaming memeservices/shitty copyright IP holder shenanigans but they went and fuckd it into oblivion and now its a radioactive term
itd be like asking ppl to join your multi-level marketing business straight up. erryone gonna think ur tryna rob em

 No.1664356

>>1664273
lel could you imagine if some big ass jungle cat jumped out and caught him by the neck, before slinking away with his stiff geriatric body

 No.1664366

>>1664273
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MAAAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
OOOOOH THE RED WHITE AND BLUE

 No.1664390

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post detected. flood discarded.

 No.1664414

>>1664390
I thought it was spaghetti all over the table from the thumbnail, not CGI fries.

 No.1664429

>>1664390
Is this AI?

error posting error posting

 No.1664439

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>>1664390
oh shi-
BOBBY GET DOWN
XHE GOT A GUN

 No.1664440

>>1664429
nah, Bobby can just phase through tables and twist his back 360 degrees

 No.1664441

>>1664440
he's a very powerful individual, that's why dup chose him
the vaccines and yellow 40 just go right through him

 No.1664442

>>1664440
wow he must be raly strong

 No.1664444

File: 1732037487642.png (209.33 KB, 544x458, 272:229, pillowman checks those dub….png)

chek em

 No.1664462

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"The god-loving Akeptous has offered the table to God Jesus Christ as a memorial." (picrel)

https://archive.ph/UAZTf

>Earliest 'Jesus is God' inscription found in Israel deemed 'greatest discovery since the Dead Sea Scrolls'


https://archive.ph/Hept3

 No.1664464

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>>1664462
thats pretty neat
having fish symbols in there as well is pretty interesting, must have been an early adoption for chirstians

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 No.1664479

>>1664464
isn't the fish the earliest symbol that christians used?

 No.1664491

>>1664479
>>1664464
Christians used fish as original symbols due to Jews trying to genocide them, yeah. It was a fisherman symbol but they were also fishers of men, per the gospels.

 No.1664493

>>1664491
ok i remembered it was an early symbol but i thought it was because of that bread and fish miracle. was that even jesus? maybe i got that mixed up with some azn tenguism shit it's been a long time since i actually paid any attention to christianity

 No.1664498

>>1664493
the feeding of the 5000 was done by Jesus the Christ

 No.1664500

>>1664498
CWC didn't do shit

 No.1664506

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>>1664493
i still see the jesus fish on cars sometimes

 No.1664533

>>1664498
yah but he learned it from buddha
during his teenage mutant ninja jesus arc, where buddha showed him the forbidden spiritbomb technique

 No.1664535

>>1664491
the cross mustve come a fair bit after jesus time

lik youd think of the time period, thats lik fucking having the electric chair as your religious symbol. and esp for all the OGs, not only is that a bit too soon after watching your homie get tortured to death on one, but it also seems lik tempting fate a bit too much; knowing you could end up nailed to one fucking tomorrow if you arent careful

 No.1664559

>>1664535
yee they started using the cross for rituals and stuff around 200AD but it was mostly Constantine the Great establishing the cross as the official symbol when it was adopted, well after the Romans and genocided/kicked out the kimes

 No.1664560

kikes even fugging fat fingered phone keyboard

 No.1664562

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>>1664560
stop being fat

 No.1664563

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>>1664462
>the community itself is called to remember these women
>nothing else is known of the women mentioned here

 No.1664568

>>1664562
Working on it hard to balance calories doing manual labor for 12 hours a day
fingers are stubby regardless of belly fat

 No.1664571

>>1664568
uhm youre not allowed to talk about that without me writing gay fapfics about you i need more details

 No.1664581

>>1664563
its prolly some splinter cult that got btfo

peter was the rock™, but there was 11 other dudes, plus the whorb. i dont think the other guys ever tried, but i know theyve found evidence mary had a cult going for about a century or two after the crucifixion. thats the basis for a lot of modern gnosticism, the fragments found of marys gospels. p radically different stuff from anything found in any later preserved biblical texts.

peter hated thots so its theorized he, and/or his later followers, got marys followers fucked over/killed/driven into hiding to get rid of competition. or maybe just to throw heat off of themselves, who knows? at least thats one of the theories ive heard.
and this new evidence certainly doesnt contradict that, seeing how we know nothing about who tf they were, but they were important enough to have a mosaic commissioned on them

marys cult was obv much more lenient on having women as clergy so its prolly some of her homies
i cant think of any other situation where women wouldve been allowed to be honored or ordinated in any way 2000 yrs ago. peter def wouldnt have been down. nor jews. nor romans. nor anyone else around there back then

 No.1664597

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>>1664535
>lik youd think of the time period, thats lik fucking having the electric chair as your religious symbol
that would be metal as fk

 No.1664618

>>1664581
>Mary cult
It's called Catholicism/Orthodoxy. Women-hating is a Lutheran invention.

 No.1664620

I found where you got that. Peter didn't go hard for Christ until his death. He underwent a radical transformation at the time of the resurrection and was considered to have lost a lot of his haughtiness. The passage in question is where Jesus is revealing the Holy Spirit to Mary Magdalen it doesn't particularly clash with anything from a brief glance.

 No.1664625

>>1664620
the part im talkin about is literally apocrypha, so you prolly havent read it unless youre some esoterica nerd
most of it was rotted away when it was found lik 100yrs ago. dated as being from ~200AD, so a long time after peter or mary were around. there appears to have been this smaller splinter cult that was driven out by the larger church, is what the theory is.
her interpretation is way more metaphysical and weird and a lot of newer cults in the past century took a lot from it

im oversimplifying peter cuz its funny to say he just hates thots
i do think him and some of the other disciples were following because they thought he was literally going to become king and establish a kingdom of god, and imo that political drive did in fact eventually become a cornerstone for the foundation of the church. at least for quite a while there

mary is interesting
supposedly she took big Js divine D and came 7 demons and was changed. she alone was the one who got to hear the holy postnut-clarity sermons. thats gotta be worth something.
but all that aside shes basically in like every scene that matters
ive never read orthodox stuff so idk if shes in there more or less

 No.1664636

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pretty nifty wonder if itll be used

 No.1664640

Baltic deep sea internet cables were cut.
They really trying to start a war before shit goes over to the orange cheeto

 No.1664641

>>1664625
sounds like a bunch of Jewish heresy to discredit Christianity tbh fam
>ive never read orthodox stuff so idk if shes in there more or less
Ordoxoggs theology is a wild ride take Carholicism and put the mystic stuff on steroids
The Western churches have calmed down but the Slavic/Greek churches got commie/mass genocide PTSD and go full schizo (in a good way) on the esoteric shit

 No.1664644

File: 1732162625015.mp4 (8.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, VID_20241120_211414_657.mp4)

>I’m gonna make Javier Milei look like a moderate
sure hope so pajeet

 No.1664652

>🇺🇸🇸🇴⚡- "Donald Trump is set to recognize Somaliland as an independent country," - The Independent.

lel

 No.1664654

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wew

 No.1664655

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https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/11/19/_why_democrats_are_losing_tomorrows_elections_today_151969.html
https://archive.ph/M3Myt

 No.1664667

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🇲🇽🇺🇸 How the Gulf Cartel "Taxes" the US Border

The crime mob taxes importers through control of the border cities and corrupt officials on its pay roll. As prices have been rising so have the quotas.

Last month, Mexico’s Reforma newspaper published a list of import shake downs that was alleged to be circulating in Matamoros. It lists 215 items, including everything from crates of cosmetics ($200) to horses ($300 a head) to jet skis (written as “yetsky”) for $400.

A Houston-based oil trader told CrashOut the cartel also charged quotas on tanker-trucks of refined gasoline. The rate has shot up sharply from $300 to $1,200 per tanker, he said. (Despite being an oil-producing country, Mexico imports tens of billions of dollars worth of refined gasoline every year).

The whopping level of trade translates to considerable earnings for the Gulf Cartel, or CDG, as it’s known. The cartel also reaps handsome profits from smuggling migrants north and from shaking down businesses large and small in its home state of Tamaulipas. And while it still moves dope, the corridor has become less important for narco trafficking itself perhaps because the cartel is making so much on its other rackets.

https://www.crashoutmedia.com/p/how-the-gulf-cartel-taxes-the-us
https://archive.ph/k4yRZ



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