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You can keep posting here, I will unify the sites again in the coming days. This is part of moving away from vichan. 76chan exists right now as a way to set things up without breaking what's already in place with sportschan.org.

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File: 1741511989903.png (8.11 MB, 2858x2078, 1429:1039, sumo.png)

 No.1685614[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

SUMO
haru basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
everyday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT

if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does
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 No.1692883>>1693317

>>1692846
a chinese nuke would prolly explode in china

 No.1692885>>1692888

>>1692769
>>1692777
>cunts at war doing horrible shit
>vs cunt that isn't at war with another cunt that is supposedly its ally attacks said cunt with zero provocation in an attempt to draw them into a war
you know why that's a retarded comparison right? like you're just pretending right?

 No.1692888>>1692925

>>1692885
you are foolish to think the kikes and their rabbis haven't already honored and glorified the kikes who attacked uss liberty

 No.1692925

>>1692888
it still wasn't a "war crime" it was just a straight up crime is the point
guess this confirms youre an actual retard tho read more books to improve your reading comprehension

 No.1693317

>>1692883
whole world is chiner
muh urse liberdy



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 No.1693014[Reply]

4chan filters

dudder
duder
DUDDERMAN
duddddderman
Dduddddermannnn
dudd
Dud
dudddddermannnn
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 No.1693050

sage

 No.1693053

>>1693026
drunk femdud post

 No.1693200>>1693220

>>1693026
>>1688679
1. bannr numbr on bannr numbr twoo
2. strikethrough text
3. gib kissy

 No.1693220

>>1693200
>>1693026
wait no seriously do the strike through text it will unlock more fun and i will use it several times and then forget about it



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 No.1658062[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

post youre rarest /sp/animals itt
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 No.1693054

>>1693045
my first time seeing it, forgot
dudes used to do that in high school wrestling i guess (wasn't gay so secondhand info)

 No.1693058

File: 1744758952795.jpg (258.54 KB, 620x906, 310:453, guru at the pc.jpg)

>>1693042
Yeah, that's what I was taught was if a dog has got you lockjawed you JAM your thumb up its asshole and it will strike a nerve causing it to release (and usually run away).

 No.1693060>>1693063>>1693064

>>1693042
why not kick the thang like a man?

 No.1693063

>>1693060
t. never had to stop a big dog from biting something

 No.1693064

>>1693060
Kicking tends to make the dog bite down harder and there's a risk of injury to the owner trying to pull the dog away. Fingerfucking it in the ass is the safer option.



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File: 1733858643077.mp4 (5.32 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, most sane mazda owner.mp4) [play once] [loop]

 No.1667916[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.

>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.
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 No.1692742>>1692799

>>1692740
electro possess that truk or sumthin?
>2nd
just another tuesday in florida

 No.1692744

>>1692720
SoC is pretty good so long as you play it on the "hardest" E.G. easiest difficulty but yeah CS is a piece of shit unless you install the weapons fix mods to make aiming more like SoC. Haven't played CoP, actually I gotta get on that. I don't plan to buy too because reasons but I already own CoP so I ought to play it.

 No.1692775

File: 1744670181200.jpg (163.93 KB, 640x760, 16:19, freedom.jpg)

can't believe there's an anon that hasn't played stalker
everything everyone said is right but i'm gonna chime in anyway
I've got over 1k hrs stalkan but I hated the game the first 2 times I tried to get into it
I've got a buddy where it took like a half-dozen separate attempts over a decade before it clicked for him
>stalker is buggy
is a maymay and artefact from first release, even vanilla is stable and works nowadays
stalker general in /vg/ maintained a mega repo including portable repacks of all the games in the series but I haven't been on cuckchan in like a decade now so idk if it's still there
once you get the game and ZRP (zone reclamation project) or starter pack if you want a little more pretty the critical thing is to set it to master, disable crosshair, and play until at least X-18 before you mod it. if you really can't stand it you can quit after agroprom but that's a representative sample of vanilla. I recommend LURK 1.1 or the AMK merge that adds the LURK guns for your first modded playthru.

everyone's right about CS being a mess too. in order to make it tolerable I had to install the arsenal overhaul port from COP and then do a line by line of all the guns to make them reasonably accurate and lethal. in CS vanilla all your weapons are slingshots reskinned to look like guns and if you use the wrong ammo the rocks are actually peas. it's fun but a fixer-upper. skip it at first

COP is the proper sequel and my favorite. vanilla is very tame and reasonably ridiculed as STALKER: The Ride because bandits aren't hostile by default, dangerous mutants are very rare, and a couple other things. but it's also the only one to actually feel like the zone because of the big maps where you actually have downtime to appreciate the atmosphere. atmosphere is the thing stalker does better than any game ever. despite that the cramped and claustrophobic SOC maps and the sheer volume of bandits, mercs, monolith, and more bandits packed into the tiny maps ruins that a lot. misery is a trash-tier maymay but I still have really comfy memories of going on expeditions hunting for artifacts and mutant meat to cook on the grill for dinner in the les miserable edit. in SOC that's unimaginable

COP is the only one I recommended doing your first play modded. vanilla is fun and the scripted quests are good for 2, maybe even 3 plays but it's oriented towards scripted quests and imho outside Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>1692740
>1
idgi is it like some sort of static buildup? something metallic in the dust?
it looks lik a plasma ball thang from spencers

 No.1692799

>>1692742
>>1692779
Fart noise was prolly an arc flash and the truk not having safety features just continued to short out the alternator or electric motor on the dumper which prolly somehow tripped the ignition because everything is fly-by-wire.



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 No.1692565[Reply]

Is this a sport?
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 No.1692583

>shartnigger "raid" is just 3 pictures scattered over the bort
oh how the not really mighty to begin with somehow fell further

 No.1692584>>1692588

Why do soyniggers raid random altchans that have nothing to do with 4gag drama

 No.1692588

>>1692584
cuz >were just so damn important

 No.1692594

yes

 No.1692666

File: 1744621609643.png (204.96 KB, 526x591, 526:591, brainrot.png)

sharty drama is kinda funny tbh
>have site centered around mocking any and all aspects of 4chan culture
>meanwhile said site continues to speedrun 4chan's downfall in real time, complete with tranny moderators, offshoot altchans, and datamining scripts that borderline on malware



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 No.1692435[Reply]

i went to china and had a grand old time until the last day where i was raped by chinese policemen
it was chineasily the worst day of my life
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 No.1692487>>1692510

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>>1692464
>"chin"-ese
<entire race lacks a chin
wew
the inferiority complex goes deeper than i imagined

 No.1692510>>1692553

>>1692487
but so many of them are named chin

 No.1692553>>1692557

File: 1744574167011.jpg (9.78 KB, 335x376, 335:376, chang floyd.jpg)

>>1692510
i know
crazy world innit?
wanna know whats even crazier? "qin" is pronounced "chin"
muhfuggahs had a chin dynasty, no chins
absolutely wild stuff

 No.1692557

>>1692553
yo mama so fat she got more chins than chinatown

 No.1692561

does your girlfriend have more chins than a chinese phone book?



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 No.1688679[Reply]>>1693200

non negotiable list of sportschan demands
Numbr 1. Make India great again
2. Duddr plz add strikethrough i feel rarted now
3.
>>1657361
>>1688155
duddr make this a banner
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 No.1689226

>>1688934
add AI reply bot
kthx <3
mwah

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 No.1692343

>>1688934
pls update and gib kissy

 No.1692533

>>1688934
pls update and gib two kissys

 No.1692544

look just gib the kissys and no one gets hurt



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 No.1673750[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

helo budys i am india now
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 No.1692444

>>1692440
>no way you can make a functioning society out of that mess
no wonder it is a literal shithole. Once in a while the hindus and muslims try to kill each other but it doesn't do much damage.

 No.1692466

no clean water
no electricity
shit everywhere
no infrastructure
billions invested in crik

this is india budy

 No.1692485

>>1692440
i mean tbf they did try lik the only possible way to actually pull it off
thats why you still, to this day, get that weird misplaced fervent nationalism from many crik enthusiasts
basically gotta do lik some indian version of baathism. pan-hindu nationalism.
ghaddaffi for jeets

 No.1692499>>1692530

I have departed india
next stop nippland for SUMO tomorrow

 No.1692530

>>1692499
stop by a soapland



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 No.1691963[Reply]

GOLF

The PGA Tour heads to Augusta National this week for the first major of the year, the 89th Masters Tournament
Defending champion and world No. 1 Scottie Scheffler highlights a star-studded field looking to capture an iconic green jacket. Scheffler seeks his third green jacket in four years. Jack Nicklaus (1963, 1965 and 1966) is the only golfer to win three green jackets over a four-year span
This year's winner also receives a $3.6 million share of the $20 million purse.
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 No.1692207

>>1692206
your mother is being viciously fucked just off camera after each birdie

 No.1692214

>>1692206
>hes never golfed
it's worth

 No.1692307

>>1692206
niggas dun hit da ball in da cup oer da sand an shieeet

 No.1692395>>1692398

my mom died twelve years ago

 No.1692398

>>1692395
that's pretty cool. can you stay up past your bedtime now?



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File: 1744413294083-1.png (553 B, 16x16, 1:1, smol wadina davis 1.png)

 No.1692211[Reply]

a flag for /sp/
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 No.1692223

this is fucking based and redpilled

 No.1692225>>1692226

>>1692219
what thangs? she's only 15 MILLION years old!

 No.1692226

>>1692225
even better

 No.1692292>>1692297

Flags don't exist on this website so while I appreciate your effort, I'm afraid it will be discarded. Thanks.

 No.1692297

>>1692292
move to jschan so can add glorious wadina flag



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 No.1692147[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Royals (7-6) vs. Guardians (6-6)
>5:10 PM CT

Pirates (5-8) vs. Reds (5-8)
>5:40 PM CT

Giants (9-3) vs. Yankees (7-5)
>6:05 PM CT

Blue Jays (8-6) vs. Orioles (5-8)
>6:05 PM CT

Braves (3-9) vs. Rays (5-7)
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 No.1692170>>1692173

go brewres
nobody cares about arizona

 No.1692173

>>1692170
beer v snek, snek dies happy
go bewrrw

 No.1692174

thats a gud wadina
go braves

 No.1692177

go sneks

 No.1692192

ATTENTION
>Friday's scheduled game between the Orioles and Blue Jays has been postponed due to forecasted inclement weather. The game will be made up as part of a split-admission doubleheader on Tuesday, July 29, at 12:35 p.m. ET. Game two will begin as scheduled at 6:35 p.m. Gates for game one will open at 11:35 a.m., and gates for game two will open at 5:35 p.m.



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 No.1691899[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

White Sox (2-9) vs. Guardians (5-6)
>12:10 PM CT
<CWS +202 CLE -247
CLEG

Angels (7-4) vs. Rays (5-6)
>12:10 PM CT
<LAA +110 TB -130
FDSN-SUN

Twins (4-8) vs. Royals (6-6)
>1:10 PM CT
<MIN +100 KC -120
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 No.1691934>>1691936

File: 1744307367746.mp4 (5.46 MB, 720x900, 4:5, fred couples 195yd.mp4) [play once] [loop]


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 No.1691956>>1692065

>>1691922
same budy

 No.1691995

File: 1744322615201-0.mp4 (8.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 915a38e0-9c9c-4938-89ec-0f….mp4) [play once] [loop]

File: 1744322615201-1.mp4 (17.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, af110c8f-af3a-4cd6-bd15-92….mp4) [play once] [loop]

AND THE BLUE JAYS ARE IN FLIGHT!
and also take the lead

 No.1692065

File: 1744352445383.mp4 (12.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, xwnwoeH9GdSCobh2.mp4) [play once] [loop]




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File: 1742876057880-0.jpeg (33.82 KB, 640x478, 320:239, ipl.jpeg)

File: 1742876057880-1.jpeg (86.93 KB, 554x554, 1:1, ipl 2025.jpeg)

 No.1688769[Reply]

ipl is of start budys lets go
i lik criket
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 No.1688801>>1688816

i lik crik
but crik has the most garish lookin uniforms ive ever fucking seen tbh
it looks lik someone printed a billboard on some old 90s hand-me-down/second-hand clothes

 No.1688802

not that footys much better rly
i guess it just looks goofier cuz the pants

 No.1688816>>1688819

File: 1742902988445.png (2.07 MB, 2400x1556, 600:389, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1688801
stick to test criket then

 No.1688819

>>1688816
yah see that looks lik an spart
could use a few less adverts, but i guess thats lik half the gig

 No.1692018

File: 1744334056897.jpg (110.49 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, Screenshot_20250411_101345….jpg)

Points table



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 No.1691740[Reply]

10 years never 5get
snitchbro stole the bort
rules BAD
memes GUD
death to rulecucks cuckolds of the rules
call the GNAA again
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 No.1691829

nice embed fagort

 No.1691880>>1691884>>1691903

sp likes rules now
what a shame

 No.1691884

>>1691880
dudwheels n josh won

 No.1691903

>>1691880
>literally only chomo shit gets delet
yet another whiny pedophile crying rulecuck

 No.1691917

File: 1744301727579.jpg (234.67 KB, 1600x1062, 800:531, portrait-funny-crazy-young….jpg)

er or



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 No.1691696[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cardinals (5-6) vs. Pirates (4-8)
>11:35 AM CT
<STL -115 PIT -104
ATTP

Marlins (5-6) vs. Mets (8-3)
>12:10 PM CT
<MIA +190 NYM -231
SNY

Yankees (6-5) vs. Tigers (7-4)
>12:10 PM CT
<NYY -155 DET +129
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 No.1691758

go brewres
kill crorado

 No.1691769

File: 1744232333006.png (151.24 KB, 1072x580, 268:145, 4256424.png)

>The Toronto Blue Jays and the Boston Red Sox are set to face off tonight at Fenway Park. The pitching matchup features Kevin Gausman for the Blue Jays and Tanner Houck for the Red Sox.
>Gausman, a seasoned right-hander, has been a model of consistency in recent years. As of April 4, 2025, he holds a career record of 103–103 with a 3.84 ERA and 1,769 strikeouts. In the 2025 season, Gausman has maintained a 3.97 ERA with a 0.71 WHIP and four strikeouts. Notably, he has recorded 17 double-digit strikeout games in a Blue Jays uniform, second only to Roger Clemens in franchise history.   
>Houck, a right-handed pitcher, has experienced a challenging start to the 2025 season. Over two starts, he has posted a 6.52 ERA with eight strikeouts and a 1.76 WHIP. His recent outings have been marked by command issues and a high hard-hit rate. Despite these struggles, Houck was an All-Star in 2024 and has shown the potential for strong performances in the past.   
>This game presents an intriguing contrast between Gausman’s consistent track record and Houck’s efforts to regain his form. Fans can anticipate a compelling matchup as both pitchers take the mound tonight at Fenway Park.

 No.1691779>>1691787

i would say go red sox but they suck so hard i can't even shit on the leafs this time

 No.1691787

>>1691779
yea theyre raaaaaly bad rn
i hope they win and death to canada anyways tho

 No.1691834

File: 1744257140926.mp4 (3.99 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, e8721d73-44db-4e0a-a588-2e….mp4) [play once] [loop]

gud win



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