▶ No.1673757
TRY THE STREET FOOD
▶ No.1673758
do a funny at accenture hq
▶ No.1673760
i lik crik
▶ No.1673761
gud moreng
▶ No.1673765>>1673768
is this like the central park of india?
▶ No.1673766
DO NOT PICK UP THE ROAD LOGS AND EAT THEM
▶ No.1673768>>1673770
>>1673765Bangalore is called the garden city of india
▶ No.1673776
attend a breeding party
▶ No.1673789>>1673791>>1674059
>>1673784Do indians actually believe in the gods or is it more like witchcraft where they think of they do x they'll get y?
▶ No.1673791
>>1673789its basically a do your own adventure book style of how their many gods operate
▶ No.1673797>>1673802
If you're white then they'll treat you like a God. Or taxis and the like will scam you for being a dumb foreign tourist.
▶ No.1673802
>>1673797It's both
Service is outstanding but some of them try to inflate prices thinking I won't know rupee conversion rates
▶ No.1673877
>>1673804go fuck some local slut in the ass
▶ No.1673888
>>1673878to avoid getting aids from the air pollution
▶ No.1673938
>>1673878it's the ugly mask
pretty girls wear it to hide from rape
unless it's the acid mask
▶ No.1673996
>>1673878sheem a big gurl
▶ No.1674006>>1674012
wtf
▶ No.1674009>>1674010>>1674061
>>1673999If it is vegetarian then looks like a bunch of vegetables, potatoes, beans etc. Enjoy your diarrhea.
▶ No.1674010
>>1674009designated shitting street is hotel adjacent
▶ No.1674016
>>1674014does a desi shit in the street?
▶ No.1674047>>1674051
>>1674014No
Just proper cars and SUVs
It's dirt cheap to just hire your own chauffeur for the day.
▶ No.1674051>>1674066>>1674737
>>1674047>It's dirt cheap to just hire your own chauffeur for the day.indiabro here, damn first worlder and your dollars i felt that…
Encounter any poor people or chakkas (gypsy trannys) begging you for money?
▶ No.1674059
>>1673789Like most pagan deities, Indians believe they will be punished if they don't, so they "do" by virtue of not wanting to get punished for not doing the do.
▶ No.1674060
>>1673999>1The one at the back is just fried tater or fried bread. The one in front is likely either potato balls or raisin balls (or both).
>2That's a common staple dish made of chickpeas and yogurt or cream
>3It's just an ensemble of different sauces that you are meant to dip your naan in. The naan is your utensil.
▶ No.1674061>>1674073
>>1674009most food in India is vegetarian unless you are in the ~~Pakistani~~ Muslim parts of the cunt
conversely those are the parts with the most designating shitting and poop patrol rapes despite being the only places that eat meat heavily lol ▶ No.1674066>>1674069>>1674737
>>1674051sorry budy
Each driver I get is being paid well and tipped generously
Yes obvious men dressed as women banging on the car window while stopped at a red light or stuck in infinite traffic is an every day thing so far.
Traffic is so awful here
These wannabe tranny fucks make no sense either
▶ No.1674069
>>1674066halo sar am prety lady with bobs and vagene u want fun time 5 crore??
▶ No.1674073>>1674074
>>1674061eating meat gives you that HIGH T alpha factor increasing the SEX DRIVE
you cant help but rape a whorb maybe even kill her after a meaty meal of MEAT
▶ No.1674074
>>1674073indians rarely eat meat but commit some of the most vicious sexual assaults and rapes in the world
▶ No.1674194
god morneng
▶ No.1674210>>1674218
>>1673784>>1673804Visit all the dozens of religious temples, churches, mosques etc and pray for the glory of sportschan.
Go watch a criket game
Go play gully criket in the streets with children
Have a 10 rupee cup of chai
Eat the street food
Attend a random wedding for free food
Go dancing like in bollywood flicks
Bribe someone to get what you what
Give a beggar 10 rupees and watch a horde of them show up and hound you for money
Piss on the road, shit in the streets
If you see a cow on the road then praise it
▶ No.1674218>>1674243
>>1674210what about doing a curry creampie?
▶ No.1674663
helo budy
wher ar phots of crik gaem? yu no lik criket? yu hat criket budy? gtfo of india sirs.
▶ No.1674712
gud morening
▶ No.1674737>>1674774
>>1674051>>1674066>330003 crossdressers from beyond the rig vedai always thought that was just sun city grils making memes but its actually real. i suppose i shouldve figured as much, they usually arent lying
why tho? why do they crossdress to beg? that seems lik itd put off marks more than just being a gypsy by itself. or is it some yim religious shit?
▶ No.1674774
>>1674737the xotz of india budy
▶ No.1675017
>>1674819the one on the left thinks the one on the right is a blody basterd fuck for liking duckworth lewis system
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>>1674819SMASH THE MONKEY
▶ No.1675222>>1675227
go to Pakistan next beautifully country
i'M Saeeed from a Khanewal
▶ No.1675227>>1675238
>>1675222fuck u blody budy i hat u i hat pak
▶ No.1675238
>>1675227you besterd are fucking you have a gud day
▶ No.1675580
>>1674819What are huezilians doing in India budy?
▶ No.1676203>>1676209
>>1676199cant be a big mac without beef budy
▶ No.1676390>>1676412
>>1676292how was it? seems like a better alternative to those vegan meat pattys. paneer is some kind of cottage cheese?
▶ No.1676412
>>1676390not bad
the paneer itself is tasteless but it absorbs all the spices get absorbed like a sponge
better texture than most of the veg patties
▶ No.1678580>>1678672
Leaving india
didn't get sick at all
hope to go back and watch crik next time
▶ No.1678672
>>1678580vary nic
how was the trip overall?
pls cum back agen budy
▶ No.1689002>>1689067
I am going back to India in 2 weeks where is the crik?
▶ No.1689032>>1689056>>1689063
did it suck not knowing tamil or urdu or whatever brownspeak they use to do the needful there?
▶ No.1689033
go there and redeem the gift cards right in front of their faces
▶ No.1689063
>>1689032crikmonkrs are rabid against other crikmonkrs who dont speak the regional language of which india has hundreds
speaking hindi in the souf could get acid thrown in your face
none of this applies to foreigners
crikmonkrs will just speak english and you can get by in the major cities without knowing any pajeetspeak
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>>1689067>kolkata knight ridersknight ridin on
MUH DICK ▶ No.1689072
ＧＯＴ ＥＭ
▶ No.1689075>>1689098
>>1689067wew
It's a work trip
Going to try to arrange a way to go to the April 10 match at Bengaluru
▶ No.1689098>>1689107
>>1689075Would be wise to get tickets early. I imagine they sell out fast, plus scalpers too.
▶ No.1689107>>1689163
>>1689098It's India
just bribe someone to get what you want
▶ No.1689313
>>1689163this just means the india jerkops are in on the scheme too
▶ No.1690147
>>1690137Dog took it like a champ but on the flip side seems fake and gay, doggo slips outta shot and there's no barks/whines or nothin' from getting crushed by tren
▶ No.1690156
>>1690137poor dog
shoulda bit the fuck outta that benchod bastard
▶ No.1690186
>>1690137>>1690162coon killed by crimmonkr negligence rip budy gudbye
▶ No.1690191>>1690208>>1690220
>>1690162did they find him?
did he realize that he could just wait for the tren to stop then get on?
▶ No.1690218
>>1690211>golden coon gets taken out by Coon Railways in criklandindia is tragedy given geography
▶ No.1690227
>>1690220its a coonsmas miragull
▶ No.1690231>>1690310
>communter rail
i get it
▶ No.1690233
man
indians are raly lucky the brits built them all them railroads
can you imagine what a decentralized nightmare modern india would be if they were just now getting natl rail systems put in lik chinr?
▶ No.1690257
did you know that indians and desis in general are amongst the most pure evil people in the world?
niggers are just niggers
too stupid to do anything of note
indians are just enough brain to be a pure evil
▶ No.1690310
>>1690231It's Central Railway bud
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>>1690312haha stupeed sea ars