No.1673757
TRY THE STREET FOOD
No.1673758
do a funny at accenture hq
No.1673760
i lik crik
No.1673761
gud moreng
No.1673765
is this like the central park of india?
No.1673766
DO NOT PICK UP THE ROAD LOGS AND EAT THEM
No.1673768
>>1673765Bangalore is called the garden city of india
No.1673776
attend a breeding party
No.1673789
>>1673784Do indians actually believe in the gods or is it more like witchcraft where they think of they do x they'll get y?
No.1673791
>>1673789its basically a do your own adventure book style of how their many gods operate
No.1673797
If you're white then they'll treat you like a God. Or taxis and the like will scam you for being a dumb foreign tourist.
No.1673802
>>1673797It's both
Service is outstanding but some of them try to inflate prices thinking I won't know rupee conversion rates
No.1673877
>>1673804go fuck some local slut in the ass
No.1673888
>>1673878to avoid getting aids from the air pollution
No.1673938
>>1673878it's the ugly mask
pretty girls wear it to hide from rape
unless it's the acid mask
No.1673996
>>1673878sheem a big gurl
No.1674006
wtf
No.1674009
>>1673999If it is vegetarian then looks like a bunch of vegetables, potatoes, beans etc. Enjoy your diarrhea.
No.1674010
>>1674009designated shitting street is hotel adjacent
No.1674016
>>1674014does a desi shit in the street?
No.1674047
>>1674014No
Just proper cars and SUVs
It's dirt cheap to just hire your own chauffeur for the day.
No.1674051
>>1674047>It's dirt cheap to just hire your own chauffeur for the day.indiabro here, damn first worlder and your dollars i felt that…
Encounter any poor people or chakkas (gypsy trannys) begging you for money?
No.1674059
>>1673789Like most pagan deities, Indians believe they will be punished if they don't, so they "do" by virtue of not wanting to get punished for not doing the do.
No.1674060
>>1673999>1The one at the back is just fried tater or fried bread. The one in front is likely either potato balls or raisin balls (or both).
>2That's a common staple dish made of chickpeas and yogurt or cream
>3It's just an ensemble of different sauces that you are meant to dip your naan in. The naan is your utensil.
No.1674061
>>1674009most food in India is vegetarian unless you are in the ~~Pakistani~~ Muslim parts of the cunt
conversely those are the parts with the most designating shitting and poop patrol rapes despite being the only places that eat meat heavily lol No.1674066
>>1674051sorry budy
Each driver I get is being paid well and tipped generously
Yes obvious men dressed as women banging on the car window while stopped at a red light or stuck in infinite traffic is an every day thing so far.
Traffic is so awful here
These wannabe tranny fucks make no sense either
No.1674069
>>1674066halo sar am prety lady with bobs and vagene u want fun time 5 crore??
No.1674073
>>1674061eating meat gives you that HIGH T alpha factor increasing the SEX DRIVE
you cant help but rape a whorb maybe even kill her after a meaty meal of MEAT
No.1674074
>>1674073indians rarely eat meat but commit some of the most vicious sexual assaults and rapes in the world
No.1674194
god morneng
No.1674210
>>1673784>>1673804Visit all the dozens of religious temples, churches, mosques etc and pray for the glory of sportschan.
Go watch a criket game
Go play gully criket in the streets with children
Have a 10 rupee cup of chai
Eat the street food
Attend a random wedding for free food
Go dancing like in bollywood flicks
Bribe someone to get what you what
Give a beggar 10 rupees and watch a horde of them show up and hound you for money
Piss on the road, shit in the streets
If you see a cow on the road then praise it
No.1674218
>>1674210what about doing a curry creampie?
No.1674663
helo budy
wher ar phots of crik gaem? yu no lik criket? yu hat criket budy? gtfo of india sirs.
No.1674712
gud morening
No.1674737
>>1674051>>1674066>330003 crossdressers from beyond the rig vedai always thought that was just sun city grils making memes but its actually real. i suppose i shouldve figured as much, they usually arent lying
why tho? why do they crossdress to beg? that seems lik itd put off marks more than just being a gypsy by itself. or is it some yim religious shit?
No.1674774
>>1674737the xotz of india budy
No.1675017
>>1674819the one on the left thinks the one on the right is a blody basterd fuck for liking duckworth lewis system
No.1675178
>>1674819SMASH THE MONKEY
No.1675222
go to Pakistan next beautifully country
i'M Saeeed from a Khanewal
No.1675227
>>1675222fuck u blody budy i hat u i hat pak
No.1675238
>>1675227you besterd are fucking you have a gud day