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 No.1673750[View All]

helo budys i am india now
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 No.1676209>>1676292

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>>1676203
Try the McAloo Tiki, i heard its ok.

 No.1676292>>1676390

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>>1676209
McSpicy Paneer

 No.1676390>>1676412

>>1676292
how was it? seems like a better alternative to those vegan meat pattys. paneer is some kind of cottage cheese?

 No.1676412

>>1676390
not bad
the paneer itself is tasteless but it absorbs all the spices get absorbed like a sponge
better texture than most of the veg patties

 No.1676864

I wonder how many of these spartman has eaten at?

 No.1677012


India on the seaweed train

 No.1677486>>1677503

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Did you die riding the train yet

 No.1677503

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>>1677486
this guy definitely in bollywood

 No.1678580>>1678672

Leaving india
didn't get sick at all
hope to go back and watch crik next time

 No.1678672

>>1678580
vary nic
how was the trip overall?
pls cum back agen budy

 No.1689002>>1689067

I am going back to India in 2 weeks where is the crik?

 No.1689032>>1689056>>1689063

did it suck not knowing tamil or urdu or whatever brownspeak they use to do the needful there?

 No.1689033

go there and redeem the gift cards right in front of their faces

 No.1689056

>>1689032
not necessary

 No.1689063

>>1689032
crikmonkrs are rabid against other crikmonkrs who dont speak the regional language of which india has hundreds
speaking hindi in the souf could get acid thrown in your face

none of this applies to foreigners
crikmonkrs will just speak english and you can get by in the major cities without knowing any pajeetspeak

 No.1689067>>1689068>>1689075

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>>1689002
IPL season is on for about 2 months. Check it out budy.

 No.1689068

>>1689067
>kolkata knight riders
knight ridin on MUH DICK

 No.1689072

GOT EM

 No.1689075>>1689098

>>1689067
wew
It's a work trip
Going to try to arrange a way to go to the April 10 match at Bengaluru

 No.1689098>>1689107

>>1689075
Would be wise to get tickets early. I imagine they sell out fast, plus scalpers too.

 No.1689107>>1689163

>>1689098
It's India
just bribe someone to get what you want

 No.1689163>>1689313

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>>1689107
>The investigation revealed that the original ticket prices for the stadium ranged from Rs 750 to Rs 2,750. However, the accused attempted to profit by selling these tickets at double the rates. Notably, tickets priced at Rs 8,000 were also available, but the accused did not attempt to sell those.
hey budy yu sellr tiket on black market yu goer to jail!

 No.1689313

>>1689163
this just means the india jerkops are in on the scheme too

 No.1690137>>1690147>>1690156>>1690161>>1690186

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blodi bitch baster
he didnt jump in, embarrassing the august aryan

 No.1690147

>>1690137
Dog took it like a champ but on the flip side seems fake and gay, doggo slips outta shot and there's no barks/whines or nothin' from getting crushed by tren

 No.1690156

>>1690137
poor dog
shoulda bit the fuck outta that benchod bastard

 No.1690161

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>>1690137
justr april phool prank budy

 No.1690162>>1690186>>1690191

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 No.1690186

>>1690137
>>1690162
coon killed by crimmonkr negligence rip budy gudbye

 No.1690191>>1690208>>1690220

>>1690162
did they find him?
did he realize that he could just wait for the tren to stop then get on?

 No.1690208>>1690211

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>>1690191
>did he realize that he could just wait for the tren to stop then get on?
not a single indian knows this

 No.1690211>>1690218

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 No.1690218

>>1690211
>golden coon gets taken out by Coon Railways in crikland
india is tragedy given geography

 No.1690220>>1690227

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>>1690191
>The dog was saved… it had gone to the other side… the people who fill water in the train were saying that they had caught the dog and handed it over to its owner,” wrote the YouTube uploader.
Looks like the coon lives. Owner is free too.

 No.1690227

>>1690220
its a coonsmas miragull

 No.1690230

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wait are all trens in indiar CRtrens?

 No.1690231>>1690310

>communter rail
i get it

 No.1690233

man
indians are raly lucky the brits built them all them railroads
can you imagine what a decentralized nightmare modern india would be if they were just now getting natl rail systems put in lik chinr?

 No.1690257

did you know that indians and desis in general are amongst the most pure evil people in the world?

niggers are just niggers
too stupid to do anything of note

indians are just enough brain to be a pure evil

 No.1690310

>>1690231
It's Central Railway bud

 No.1690312>>1690330

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Another coon got prank'd

 No.1690330

>>1690312
haha stupeed sea ars

 No.1690789>>1690823

File: 1743837797153.mp4 (516.93 KB, 336x320, 21:20, pranked x 2.mp4) [play once] [loop]

?

 No.1690823

>>1690789
>martyCR
get them hindis, cr

 No.1691027>>1691030>>1691031>>1691063

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this is like something out of dante's plume
the agglomeration of sweaty brownoids, the heat, the billowing sand, the incoherent devices
a portrait of a corner of hell

 No.1691030

>>1691027
do gypsies run the carnivals in india too?

 No.1691031

>>1691027
you think they get a breath of fresh air at the peak of those rides or do you think crikstink rises with the heat and it just smells worse?

 No.1691063

>>1691027
is this AI?

error posting

 No.1691138>>1691167

sirs I have done the needful and arrived in india
budys dont want to go to crik this week
fuck

 No.1691167

>>1691138
Go there alone and wear a RCB cap/t-shirt. Fans around might worship you for being white and maybe you can make some budys.



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