/sp/ - Sparts

rly don't know why nigs just can't into society
i want to say it's some deeper reason than "success and compassion and hard work = white = racist" but i really don't see any other alternative

>>1689730
>>1689736
>nigger
are niggers suddenly interested in hello kitty or am i missing something

>>1689856
prolly 80% of the time when you see an anime skin/wapanese skin on a ride outside of Japan, China, or Korea, it's a nigger
a based nigger, but still a nig

>>1689856
wut no niggers are just cargo cultists (pic 4 especially related)

>>1689856
>he genuinely doesn't know
consider yourself extremely blessed for never having to live near or deal with them on a regular basis

>>1689931
Those el caminos deserve better than that wtf

>>1689931
nice donks
i always wanted to make one mayfield style on 24" roms

>at the Triple T
>ask a waitress about being for sale
>ya… we have been for a couple years now
>tells me potential buyers came in last week
>ask her straight, are they American
>yes, very much so
>they even prayed over their meal
>shes giddy about that
>i am hiding my giddy about that, but i am a wee lil giddy bout that
hope it stays White and Christian budys. fuk jeets. fuk joos. long live mom n pop White America

>>1690709
Hi Spartman

I am inquiring about the business? Do you accept ruppees?
Please kindly do the needful,
thank

LOOK WHERE UR FKN GOIN RETARD

>>1691343
the tren being only like 7 cars long somehow makes this way funnier

>>1691360
ya lel im glad u said that i fully agree

>>1691343
i lik how he just starts driving forward like he's unsure if he should even recognize what he just saw lol

>>1691343
>sleepy eye MN
heem was sleepy
now he's awake

>>1691509
damn there was zero indication that shit was ready to fall either, it looked like it was still firmly rooted
at least from that angle maybe it was obviously fucked up otherwise idk

>>1691509
aren't surveys supposed to check for shit like this

>>1691513
who tf is surveying every tree?

>>1691513
Depends. A topographical survey will have the size diameter and location of trees above a certain size. That tree was for sure dead. So there’s two trains of thought about that. One is, locate the dead trees. Correct The other is don’t locate them, because they are dead. Wrong If a utility water, gas, etc is being built in an area, the developers need to know where the dead trees are because they have to pay to have them removed. Same is true if you buy land and want to build a house, garage, etc.

>>1691512
no way to tell while cruisin for sure
no one was in the back seat and driver was unharmed
hope it was city property and heem get $$$$

>>1691524
wasn't shit he could've done regardless i guess that shit fell so suddenly even if he gunned it the tree probably would've caught the car
wonder if he went and got some cigarettes after that i know it would've made me start smoking again

>>1692187
hope second guy gets gmod ragdoll'd

uninvited guests join trukr when he stopped for fuel near dab order

>>1692585
wew that trukr COMFY tho

>>1692623
>first
how the fuck did heem surive
jesus

>>1692624
i forget the whole explanation for how this works but he was prolly drunk af bc >russian and it's possible to be so drunk that when you get into situations like that you just ragdoll and your body somehow absorbs a lot of impact without shattering. so drunk magic the greatest sorcery of all

>>1692627
vary slow reaction time so you dont tense up which makes dab ody more fragile when it comes to unnatural force lik car stuff. whenever i think im about to maybe be in a wrek as a passenger i close my eyes but not tight cuz i dont want broken eyelids and hope for the best

>>1692632
man who tf are you riding with where that's a frequent enough worry to have your own mental procedure for it

>>1692632
@sprok, explain this to me like Im dudder years old

>>1692636
i drive for a living with my bride and other drivers are not always predictable. idr when i originally figured that would be a good thang to do if maybe accident is possible, i think prob just drivin on my own lost in thought

>>1692624
couple thangs
>car squishy
see how the front is squished? that wouldve been his body
>4 floors
idk how fast youd be goin dropping 4 floors, but it cant be worse than a highway accident or a head-on collision. and ppl survive those
>he prolly IS hurt
other guy said it: hes russian, so hes drunk. and you get in a car wreck a lot of times you dont rly realize youre hurt for an hr or so

also
i lik how all of this is taking place in a 1:1 irl model of the bandit base from stalker SoC
that part is so bullshit. bandits just constantly spawn in

>>1692624
By all rights he shouldn't have. If I had to guess, the initial impact slowed his Lada down enough (and was dampened by the springs in the tires absorbing the recoil) that he fell a little slower, and then when he actually impacted, the front (most crumple resistant) part took most f the impact and swiveled on the front driver wheel like a top before eventually falling on its side more gently and crumpling more.

Basically he avoided the brunt of the gravitational force by relying on a very slow descent and the car's natural crumpling capabilities. Heem prolly relaxed his body after the initial wall-impact thinking he was already dead which saved him. Well that or being Eastern Euro (Russian) he was drunk af and basically ragdolled.

>>1692639
so p much when you are drunk or unconscious, your muscles don't tense up when you get flipped around and shit. Normally the force passes through your muscles and into your organs/bones which is what kills you, but when you're drunk or unconscious the mooscles are relaxed so any force that hits you is distributed across all your muscles and skin and shit like in game ragdoll physics meaning less pounds per square inch impacting your bones'n'organs. This is why drunk man falls down stairs and may get bloodied but rarely breaks bones doing stupid shit that would hurt him while sober. Also why sleeping people survive being thrown by a tornado.

>>1692661
4 floors is enough to reach terminal velocity and kill you. What saved him there was that the car landed on the front tire, swiveled onto its side, then went upright in one motion. Think force equals distance over time. Think how skaters can survive falling down a halfpipe because rally they're skidding/rolling to the bottom of it. Every second you add to the time it takes you to go splat without adding more distance between you and impact equals less force. Basically vid related.

>>1692623
maybe hitler was right about slavs being inhuman
they're more than human

>>1692661
if you're talking about the train depot it's not that hard except for when you first go through it. and the part where you have to defend the junkyard, that part's also annoying
by the time you go back you have more than enough big wepon to clear them all out and steal their bread

>>1692680
>bread
'bread'?

i just dont lik re-spawning memes in muh FPS gameplay. if i clear a room, i shouldnt have to worry about that room growing 5 more vatniks if i look away for a second. stalgers p gud for that usually.
only other place that does it to my knowledge is inside the CNPP with the monolith spam. and at least that makes sense its literally their main base and they KNOW youre coming. and ur also lik prolly hallucinating or whatever

ill tell you wats the worst one in the whole series well the trilogy at least i didnt play the new one its that part at the end of whatever that long town thats just one long shooter corridor was called its right before the """boss fight""". at the end theres this one part with re-spawning monolith shooting at you from cover in a construction site thats up on a ledge. if you try to go behind cover too long they all simultaneously clear sky lik 20 grenades directly onto your head
its brutal

>>1692685
talkin bout CS, of course

>>1692685
the npp was the most bullshit part cuz you'd die, reload your quicksave, and then all the monolith spawn on top of each other right in front of you so you have only 0.5 seconds to react before getting blown away, repeat infinite times
>clear sky grenade spam
many such cases
i went through all of cs with the sunrise suit and i thought i'd have time before the end to buy a new one but right after i cleared through the hospital it was like "nope ur going to endgame now :^)" so i had to grind through that bullshit with an overweight inventory and zero armor
fun times

>>1692690
yah its red forest i think which is point of no return. which is earlier than youd think.
kinda snuck up on me the first time, i figured id be going back to help out freedom some more in the gangwar, but nah. time to kill the strelok

i have never played stalker and all of the yims about it makes it sound like a shitty buggy awful experience donyou just mod that stuff away or is eating the shit "part of the experience"?

>>1692720
play SoC and install zrp which fixes most of the existing bugs and it's fun. it's slavjank but very atmospheric
CS you can skip if you really want to, it's a prequel but it has a lot of dogshit mechanics like your character being a hemophiliac and endless grenade spam
CoP is also fun but there's only three areas and I very quickly ran out of stuff to do.

>>1692720
oh its great. SoC is actually pretty stable if you patch it.
like he said just play it and patch it with ZRP zone reclamation project
and tbh CS is too sometimes if you patch it right its just the game/mechanics are fucking WACKY. it was its release that gave it its infamous status. it literally did not run on most PCs and slavs lost their mind. it was their most anticipated vidya ever
CoP is just a great game. bit streamlined maybe, and i dislike how faction relations are non-existent. but its got a gud campaign, lotsa seekrits, and fun maps even if its only a few

but SoC is the one you GOTTA play. maybe the coolest shooter ever
lik, youll be doin the basics, learning not to step in whirligigs, dont pet the pigs, wtf even is an artifact, blah blah, then all of a sudden itll feel lik cowadoody for a sec, then youll get underground for the first time and itll be all *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* and youll be lik wtf game am i even playing?

PROTIP:
actually read the stuff in the PDA, and stuff that you find on ded stalgers PDAs. sometimes it gives you hints on stashes, but mostly cuz its fucking cool. i feel lik no one actually looks at that stuff, and theyre missing lik 80% of what makes the game imo

>>1692740
electro possess that truk or sumthin?
>2nd
just another tuesday in florida

>>1692720
SoC is pretty good so long as you play it on the "hardest" E.G. easiest difficulty but yeah CS is a piece of shit unless you install the weapons fix mods to make aiming more like SoC. Haven't played CoP, actually I gotta get on that. I don't plan to buy too because reasons but I already own CoP so I ought to play it.

can't believe there's an anon that hasn't played stalker
everything everyone said is right but i'm gonna chime in anyway
I've got over 1k hrs stalkan but I hated the game the first 2 times I tried to get into it
I've got a buddy where it took like a half-dozen separate attempts over a decade before it clicked for him
>stalker is buggy
is a maymay and artefact from first release, even vanilla is stable and works nowadays
stalker general in /vg/ maintained a mega repo including portable repacks of all the games in the series but I haven't been on cuckchan in like a decade now so idk if it's still there
once you get the game and ZRP (zone reclamation project) or starter pack if you want a little more pretty the critical thing is to set it to master, disable crosshair, and play until at least X-18 before you mod it. if you really can't stand it you can quit after agroprom but that's a representative sample of vanilla. I recommend LURK 1.1 or the AMK merge that adds the LURK guns for your first modded playthru.

everyone's right about CS being a mess too. in order to make it tolerable I had to install the arsenal overhaul port from COP and then do a line by line of all the guns to make them reasonably accurate and lethal. in CS vanilla all your weapons are slingshots reskinned to look like guns and if you use the wrong ammo the rocks are actually peas. it's fun but a fixer-upper. skip it at first

COP is the proper sequel and my favorite. vanilla is very tame and reasonably ridiculed as STALKER: The Ride because bandits aren't hostile by default, dangerous mutants are very rare, and a couple other things. but it's also the only one to actually feel like the zone because of the big maps where you actually have downtime to appreciate the atmosphere. atmosphere is the thing stalker does better than any game ever. despite that the cramped and claustrophobic SOC maps and the sheer volume of bandits, mercs, monolith, and more bandits packed into the tiny maps ruins that a lot. misery is a trash-tier maymay but I still have really comfy memories of going on expeditions hunting for artifacts and mutant meat to cook on the grill for dinner in the les miserable edit. in SOC that's unimaginable

COP is the only one I recommended doing your first play modded. vanilla is fun and the scripted quests are good for 2, maybe even 3 plays but it's oriented towards scripted quests and imho outside the quests the zone is just too empty. MSO (massive simulation overhaul) revamps the zone by making bandits hostile and adding more stalker and especially mutant spawns and giving them license to roam the map. I still remember one night I encountered 3 controllers at the eco bunker in yantar and had to keep watch from the roof until dawn. all the best greentext stories are unexpected and unscripted a-life shenanigans you don't get in the tightly leashed vanilla game. the downside is that quest NPCs can be merk'd at any time and potentially before you even meet them, but it's nearly impossible to softlock the game and dead NPCs just adds to replayability. there's a merge that adds atmosfear, absolute nature, and absolute structures which altogether don't change much. it's what I recommend to start.

there's so much more I can say but this post is already tl;dr

>>1692740
>1
idgi is it like some sort of static buildup? something metallic in the dust?
it looks lik a plasma ball thang from spencers

>>1692742
>>1692779
Fart noise was prolly an arc flash and the truk not having safety features just continued to short out the alternator or electric motor on the dumper which prolly somehow tripped the ignition because everything is fly-by-wire.