▶ Spartman 12/10/24 (Tue) 19:45:58 No. 1667922
I used to drive my Mazdas into the showroom floor, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
▶ Spartman 12/13/24 (Fri) 01:54:29 No. 1668190 >>1668216
>>1668185 dude was going way too fast on icy shitty roads look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are going.
bet he's an immigrant >>1668186 fug
>4 people injured >only one seriously lucky, that looks like a lot of damage
▶ Spartman 12/13/24 (Fri) 06:51:35 No. 1668216 >>1668238
>>1668190 >look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are going ya fr and what gets me is how far and fast he skates out of visibility on his side theres 0 friction at all the only resistance was the firetruk and it could only do so much against that spoiler retard
>lucky ya but they did make it to the ground pretty clean, only had to get to a stop. no idea how fast a plen lands, im sure its quick but still
▶ Spartman 12/13/24 (Fri) 11:21:30 No. 1668238
>>1668216 if the cars were going 60 it looks like the plen was going at least 80. that's just a dummy guess tho, but he sure af stopped lmao
▶ Spartman 12/13/24 (Fri) 15:57:22 No. 1668272
>>1668268 retarded or crackhead?
probably both ▶ Spartman 12/13/24 (Fri) 18:37:34 No. 1668294
>>1668289 birb didn't fly so good
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 03:06:03 No. 1668363
>>1667916 (OP) There are lemon laws in the USA about this sort of thing preventing dealerships from not taking the car back, but good on him I guess(?)
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 03:24:44 No. 1668367
>>1668289 I like how it just goes "fwoop" and gets immediately sucked into the engine. It's like that pic of the electrocuted rat. Birb didn't know what hit it before it ceased to exist.
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 03:37:42 No. 1668369 >>1668372 >>1668375
>my 4000$ TSLA investment is now 100000$
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 03:54:05 No. 1668372 >>1668378
>>1668369 Elon being a snake oil salesman and stonks going brrrr aren't the same thing. Gamble however you'd like so long as you understand it's gambling.
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 04:15:11 No. 1668375 >>1668379 >>1668381
>>1668369 only musk deranged retard i know if is the fag who had a meltdown because someone said the cybertruk was ugly and also went on a gay fapfic writing spree because someone made a post asking about testosterone tests
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 04:42:04 No. 1668378 >>1668384
>>1668372 if you dont see the significance of tesla being the ONLY EV producer thats actually turns a profit, while maintaining most of its own supply chain and being industry leader on autonomous drving, idk what to tell you
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 04:42:36 No. 1668379 >>1668380
>>1668375 you're forgetting the anti musk pro ukraine retard
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 04:42:53 No. 1668380 >>1668387
>>1668379 you're talking to him, anon.
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 04:45:42 No. 1668381
>>1668375 are you the guy with low t?
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 04:50:48 No. 1668383
>he's starting to throw accusations
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 04:55:26 No. 1668384 >>1668388 >>1668390
>>1668378 Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cells instead of on battery-powered big boy RC cars.
BYD exceeds Tesla's production and Volkswagon is quickly catching up. Being first to latch onto "big battery to spin motor inefficiently" doesn't mean you're the only one doing it, retard
EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock. Most tesla owners are business owners who wrote the vehicle off as a business expense for tax purposes.
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 04:56:41 No. 1668385 >>1668388
btw congrats on your stonks, no reason not to take advantage of retards, just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technology when all you are betting on are people being stupid and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 05:13:57 No. 1668387 >>1668389
>>1668380 >you’re talking to him /sp/artman ftfy
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 05:14:24 No. 1668388 >>1668393 >>1668395
>>1668384 >>1668385 t. balding low t sissy
have all the manlet rage you want you'll be serving my cock and begging for a share of my 100k before long. now run along and drive your truck to adam & eve and buy some lube and a buttplug, you'll need both
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 05:15:01 No. 1668389 >>1668391
>>1668387 lel as if it wasn't already obvious he was a tourist
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 05:15:50 No. 1668390
>>1668384 >Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cells no, they're not. there is damn near 0 hydrogen infrastructure in the whole damn country.
>BYD exceeds Tesla's production but 0 in the US and who knows what the agreement with chinese govt is
>Volkswagon is quickly catching up in what terms? pure numbers? are they making any money on it?
rhetorical question, the answer is no. they're also going through some financial woes as of late
nissan would have been a much better company to name
>EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock. scam?? its just a car, dude.
>just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technology ok? except it is the future of personal vehicles. who gives a fuck about green, it just makes more sense than ICE for most people tbh
>and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future. tesla is profitable without subsidies, despite you bawing about it every other post. i'm hoping they do end, because it would make it rather difficult for legacy auto to make the transition
anyway you chicken little dipshits have been crying about the sky for 10 years now. still waiting.
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 05:16:12 No. 1668391 >>1668429
>>1668389 .>we dont get tourists, retard.
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 05:17:04 No. 1668393 >>1668430
>>1668388 i fucking told you my t isn't low will you just fuck off to whatever musk puccian shill board you came from
nobody cares we just want you gone
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 05:24:27 No. 1668394
mom…. dad..
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 11:03:58 No. 1668429 >>1668467
>>1668391 lurk more you'll be hard to spot one day and then maybe you'll realize it's okay to not be a mad shitstirring faggot unlike on the webring or wherever you waltzed in from
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 11:07:24 No. 1668430
>>1668393 lel right, remind me to give you a hunnid dollah bill to wipe my cum off of your ass and face next time btw. it's amazing how mad you balding low t sissies get when daddy's cock makes a little bit of extra cash
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 12:48:47 No. 1668442 >>1668506
i want to personally apologize to spartmen, i was unaware "cybertruk ugly" was an ancient demonic incantation for summoning obnoxious gay day tradersCYBERTRUK UGLY
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 15:50:38 No. 1668459
>>1668455 lel
think he did that on purpose?
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 17:08:32 No. 1668467 >>1668468 >>1668519
>>1668429 shut up fag, b4 i heem you carolina jim style
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 17:15:00 No. 1668468
>>1668467 see you can't even yim using spee memes, you can only talk like some webring outsider
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 17:54:28 No. 1668477 >>1668484
my only question is why is it always the truk n pullr thread that gets shat up by this faggot do u hate trukrs that much? yah some of them are assholes but the trukbros who post here never started shit afaik you just showed up and went on a faggot parade about tesla out of nowhere one day and have been randomly faggoting since then
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 18:15:04 No. 1668484
>>1668477 consequence of having a thread at the top of the catalog, tbqphwyf 🤷🏿
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 20:38:28 No. 1668506
>>1668442 its not your fault elons into truk-brutalism
i wouldve eventually said it too prolly. if it ever came up.
they
are ugly af
▶ Spartman 12/14/24 (Sat) 20:42:21 No. 1668508 >>1668520
i dont even get the whole thang anyways
▶ Spartman 12/15/24 (Sun) 00:14:20 No. 1668547
>>1668538 people don't understand what caring for stainless means
▶ Spartman 12/15/24 (Sun) 00:43:49 No. 1668551 >>1668554
>>1668548 nah its around back
last stall on the left
knock twice. theyll know what that means.
▶ Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 16:38:26 No. 1668835
>>1668826 no fuck you inertia doesn't real
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 12:12:33 No. 1669446 >>1669455 >>1669461 >>1669530
>>1669443 ah shit man. at least it's just a cargo tren so no one or relatively few people got hurt/dued right? how do these wide load type of situations typically go? like do they not have ways of coordinating with tren schedules and shit?
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 12:31:33 No. 1669449
>>1669443 who won da fite
looks like a tie
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 12:58:55 No. 1669455
>>1669446 i feel bad for the train driver. dude can't do anything
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 13:16:26 No. 1669461
>>1669446 tren drivr prob ded. imagine hitting a giant tube of cement going however fast heem was goin, then goin OFF TRAK! wew.
>coordinating nah not rly, it shouldnta taken but a lil bit to get across dem trax, musta been a breakdown at worst possible location. mayb he got his lowboy stuck, tho it looks pretty flat right there, but even a lil bit of a hump for the trax would probably stuck him and once stuck thats da ball game
▶ Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 22:33:08 No. 1669530
>>1669446 imagine if it was a passenger during commute time or something
god damn that woulda been bad
▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 19:46:12 No. 1669674 >>1669678
>>1669443 lol txdot truck
white w flashy lights doing what they are best at
nothing ▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 19:52:30 No. 1669678 >>1669687
>>1669674 vdot can out-underperform any other dot in the cunt
>went back to hampton roads in october >absolutely zero progress on the new tunnel, completely unchanged from when i last saw it almost two years ago ▶ Spartman 12/21/24 (Sat) 20:37:03 No. 1669687
>>1669678 hey cut em some slack they're rally busy digging up the same street in small towns multiple times within the same year for no apparent reason
▶ Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 15:19:14 No. 1669817
>>1669794 >>1669799 wew is that even legal? considering pigs in most states will try to ream you out for having lights under your car this seems like it'd be way more distracting
kinda neat tho
▶ Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 18:32:04 No. 1669840 >>1669846
>>1668819 trucker budy of mine got almost forced off of a viaduct in the alps by another truck
he got out and sit couple of hours there thinking if he should quit his job
▶ Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 18:47:42 No. 1669846 >>1669859 >>1669872
>>1669840 there's a truk parked near me with one of those "$2500 A WEEK AFTER TAXES" signs and sometimes i'm tempted to apply
but i'd have to get a cdl and the thought of something horrible happening to me
or worse, me doing something to someone else kinda makes it not worth it. uncle is a retired trukr and he's all kinds of fucked up from sitting in a cab for half his life
▶ Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 20:10:38 No. 1669859 >>1669872 >>1670603
>>1669846 You're trading your life for money essentially.
>No dates unless you own your own truck or got 15 years experience >Almost never have Sunday off >On-call all the time >Federal regulations on weekly hours are your expected work week >Real money is in interstate out to shitty locations like oil fields >Constantly at-risk of meth stabbings >Have to regulate your sleep schedule to a T >Effectively banned from drinking or smoking dude >Get yelled at by everyone and treated like shit >Have to waste a chunk of your cash on shitty food/showers >Can lose it all in an instant if gas gets too high or economy goes to shit >Basically socially isolated in a small cabin but year-round ▶ Spartman 12/22/24 (Sun) 21:43:16 No. 1669872 >>1669906
>>1669846 couple years ago i drove for the fedex freight and worked part time, three days a week, made rent in a week and just pissed the rest away at the bar and buying other stupid shit like a new computer and an old ass organ. they fired me after a year because i dont think they actually wanted a part time guy lel but even if not i woulda been working five days a week.
gotta work a year to drive fedwrex freight lik that but ur home every day so this stuff
>>1669859 isnt a problem. obv still not for everyone but hey a jobs a job and i picked up a day and worked 4 a week instead of 3 during the Christmas season gettin little Susie her doll and little Timmy his rifle or whatever people get for Christmas. that extra day alone was killer for the mulah and ya you get time home every day and a little bit of a workout every time you gotta connect doubles (or triples if you live in a state where thats legal). you wont be getting that 2500 a week lik that truk sez (ive also considered applying at that place), but you will be getting paid fair and getting home which is extremely important for meny trukrs
▶ Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 01:59:34 No. 1669906 >>1669948
>>1669872 Yeah at that point he could just be one of the tradesmen that have to carry a CDL for the one or two pieces of equipment they use and make more money than freight tho'.
▶ Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 09:13:45 No. 1669948 >>1670008
>>1669906 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i been looking at getting into a different haz job casually over the past few months. this thread https
: //www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/threads/the-cryo-hauler-thread.2472216/ seems interesting and it appears theres a few guys makin booku bucks doin home every night and weekends kinda work but i think youd have to live close to a terminal or plant or some shit idk im not lookin for that kinda haulin im tryin to do team werk. haulin class 1 and 7 is fun and all but dont pay what youd expect for such blatantly dangerous stuff. maybe dup will make the pay better rebuildin the mil again.
▶ Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 18:51:38 No. 1670008 >>1670019
>>1669948 If nothing else the no tax on overtime is gonna be awesome, I'm really looking forward to it.
▶ Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 20:59:51 No. 1670019 >>1670141
>>1670008 what job you gettin has overtime?
▶ Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 15:14:25 No. 1670141
>>1670019 Basically all of them that aren't unskilled labor if you're west of Kentucky and East of Nevada.
▶ Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 02:01:23 No. 1670603
>>1669859 >Basically socially isolated in a small cabin but year-round put a playstation in there and you could recruit half of cuckchan
▶ Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 10:56:25 No. 1671661 >>1671666
>tfw its 6 in the morning alreafy
▶ Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 11:33:42 No. 1671666
>>1671661 dis spigga been DRANKIN
▶ Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:45:10 No. 1672757 >>1672797
>>1672755 a lot of those cars/trucks handled it p well tbh
so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time? i don't normally have to deal with black ice since i'm from a (usually) warmer state is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shit up or did he just panic a bit and make it worse for himself?
▶ Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:52:08 No. 1672759 >>1672769
>>1672755 is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"
▶ Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 03:13:44 No. 1672769
>>1672759 > is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road" no that’s just poor road construction. you can tell because of how short the guard railings are, and how close the two opposite lanes of traffic are to one another. there should be more of a dip in the median too.
▶ Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 08:07:02 No. 1672796
>>1672755 Trukr at 1:28 knew, FUCK bridges when it's icy out, especially ones that ain't straight
▶ Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 08:13:21 No. 1672797 >>1672849
>>1672757 >so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time? Mostly not paying attention to his surroundings. You can see the truck at 1:28 and how he just "goes straight" through the curve? That's basically what trukrbro shoulda done at the start. Instead he tried to curve with the road as if the road was perfectly fine which made his load act as a fulcrum and SLAM him into the wall by the time he realized what was going on and tried to correct. tbh he recovered p well considering he hit the barrier.
>is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shit more or less yeah
black ice makes you think the road isn't icy and then you try to turn/correct as if you are on a wet road, but since it's ice you don't have any of the traction of a wet road and you end up overcorrecting. Usually you feel it with your steering/the cab of your vehicle and can correct p quickly but because of how the beeg truks are designed you don't feel the full weight of the trailer yanking you into a position you don't wanna be in until it's already too late since the trailer acts sort of like a teeter totter but left-right instead of up-down.
▶ Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 17:20:58 No. 1672849
>>1672797 back in my day sideways teeter totter just meant fuckin
▶ Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 02:07:22 No. 1674959 >>1674965
>>1674955 could've been a lot worse
▶ Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 03:29:33 No. 1674965 >>1679488
>>1674959 ya lucky he was goin slow
i got pavement separation once, i was taking a left in the wide left turn lane (2 left turn lanes) from a dead stop at a red light. raly a wide left, the road i was on and the road i was turning on both got vary wide medians but i put the hammer down and before the turn was fully done i felt and saw my driver side rear tires get sum air and i about shit myself so i just let off the accelerator and let the steering wheel go slowly more straight and the tires landed back on the ground. was haulin shit out of a port so on one of them 40' chassis with a "HIGH CUBE" container loaded pretty heavy. i mention the container and chassis because that has a higher center of gravity than a regular trailer. even higher would have been if it was one of those containers with a refer unit at the top of the nose, those have prob the highest center of gravity you can get on anything thats "standard".
anyway it was scawwy but nothin bad happened in the end.
▶ Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 03:40:33 No. 1674967
>>1674859 trukrs r… real people?
????
>>1674955 >fuckin nothing but prairie all around >big wind hits trukr did good not panicking tho, wonder how long he sat there afterwards. i know i'd be contemplating things for a few minutes after that
▶ Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 03:42:27 No. 1674968
>>1674859 is this some kind of homo propaganda?
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 12:12:40 No. 1676600
>>1676579 did his leg get pinned or is he just laying there in shock after almost getting pancaked?
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 14:10:35 No. 1676611 >>1676625 >>1676642
>>1676579 wew this guy has a guardian angel. ofc it's a woman who recklessly opens the door without looking. dude was even easy to spot with his yellow shirt
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 15:23:37 No. 1676625
>>1676611 He took the risk of riding in the shoulder, I sincerely hope it was intentional
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 17:25:19 No. 1676641
>>1676579 Motorcyclist deserves reckless driving and lady who opened her door deserves assault charges. She was looking in her side mirrors and waited to pull that shit regardless of motorcyclist being a jackass. You can tell she instantly regretted it thinking she killed the dude when she went to hop back in and try to escape the scene of the accident before realizing he was still alive and playing dumb.
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 17:27:46 No. 1676642
>>1676611 >woman who recklessly opens the door without looking Play it frame by frame. She pauses and looking out her side mirror and then tries to slam her door open to fuck with him. Immediately looks at him, realizes he slid under, then goes to drive away before rembering she's boxed in at this point and turns off the ignition.
▶ Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 17:05:56 No. 1676823 >>1676836 >>1677129
>>1676742 What a fucking asshole (white truck pulling a Uey)
▶ Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 18:11:57 No. 1676836
>>1676823 fr dummy just didn't want to wait a couple extra seconds
▶ Spartman 01/27/25 (Mon) 01:35:20 No. 1677129
>>1676823 ya budy thats sum real shitbag drivin
▶ Spartman 01/27/25 (Mon) 01:48:02 No. 1677135 >>1677315
>>1677128 hope he rots for being retarded. tf are you gonna drive like an insane person for when you've got over 300 pounds of hard drugs in your trailer. bet his supplier is gonna try and have him offed in jail
▶ Spartman 01/27/25 (Mon) 15:01:11 No. 1677315
>>1677135 Messican cartels explicitly run their trukr mules through fairly intense training to be able to answer these sort of questions under pressure and driving gud is a big fucking deal. Well that or they flat-out don't tell their mules what they are transporting because they do it through a semi-legitimate business (anyone who asks questions knows it isn't legit but everyone else thinks it it). This seems more like some nigger/mulatto gang that partially paid their mule by letting him get high on the supply.
▶ Spartman 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:46:59 No. 1677825
also frustratin to see nobody fuckin stops to see if hes alive
▶ Spartman 01/30/25 (Thu) 22:11:48 No. 1677987 >>1677991
>>1677824 He recovered p gud but why the fuck did he just leave the truk there?
▶ Spartman 01/30/25 (Thu) 22:12:28 No. 1677988 >>1677991
Oh nevermind I see it's on its side now, thought it was still upright at the end there
▶ Spartman 01/30/25 (Thu) 22:19:06 No. 1677991
>>1677987 >recovered p gud you had me a little tilted there until i read
>>1677988 ▶ Spartman 02/04/25 (Tue) 22:14:49 No. 1678985 >>1678993
>>1678976 do i have to start carrying my wepon when i go driving now
cuz i'd pop that retard the moment he tries that shit and i live in one of the very few states that wouldn't gaf about it
▶ Spartman 02/04/25 (Tue) 22:33:07 No. 1678989 >>1678993
>>1678976 See sounds like a fucking double nigger faggot, I bet he did something retarded.
▶ Spartman 02/04/25 (Tue) 22:46:32 No. 1678993
>>1678985 funniest thing is it's way less likely to happen to you specifically bc your state wouldn't gaf about you popping that retard's dome. societies where citizens are allowed and encouraged to lethally defend themselves are usually vary polite ime
>>1678989 hard to tell these days tbh, faggot voice could've done some real retard shit but it's not like there aren't psychos ready to blow a gasket because you honked at them on the wrong day
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 02:49:29 No. 1679034 >>1679035
>>1678976 holy fuck why are people such faggots
JUST EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SITUATION INSTEAD OF SAYING OF REPEATING 'IM IN DANGER' AD NAUSEUM
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 02:51:29 No. 1679035 >>1679040
>>1679034 when you're in a fucked up situation like that adrenaline takes over and cuts off cognitive ability
guy's still a faggot though for barely maintaining a grip on reality. prolly thought the bolis would just cast harry potter spells against the voldemort attacking his hogwartsmobile or whatever the fuck
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 03:53:47 No. 1679040 >>1679180
>>1679035 i've had my share fair of adrenaline pumping moments
never turned into a blathering retard tbh
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 04:02:54 No. 1679042 >>1679048 >>1679095
T'pol or Major Kira
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 05:08:45 No. 1679048
>>1679042 i choose
BOTH T'pols ASS– and Kira's MOUTH
😈😈😈
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 20:48:36 No. 1679180 >>1679211
>>1679040 wanking doesn't count
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 21:37:25 No. 1679190 >>1679192 >>1679225 >>1679249 >>1679375
how many srs car accidents you ever been in spee? how many of them were while you were driving?>4 <0
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 21:54:42 No. 1679192 >>1679206
>>1679190 >some bitch in a volkswagen brakechecked me for no reason and smashed my hood in >couple weeks later the latch on the hood finally gave out on the highway and slammed the hood through the windshield >totaled my toyota after owning it for five months cuz i turned left when i wasn't supposed to and a pickup truk plowed into it >totaled my honda after jumping a curb going 40 and it punched a hole through the engine cradle and oil pan i'm a good driver i swear
▶ Spartman 02/05/25 (Wed) 23:54:35 No. 1679206 >>1679210 >>1679288
>>1679192 >totaled my honda after jumping a curb going 40 >after jumping a curb going 40 >curb going 40 >40 there has to be a story here
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 00:08:05 No. 1679210
>>1679206 he likes em
slow ▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 00:09:05 No. 1679211 >>1679215
>>1679180 What about waggling my willy at work?
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 00:26:45 No. 1679215
>>1679211 if you waggle and no one's there to see it, did it really happen?
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 01:45:44 No. 1679225
>>1679190 define srs. i got rear ended twice, once by some drunk retard while my dad was driving and once by some retarded teen whorb while i was driving home from school
both times i had whiplash but didn't need a neck brace
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 01:47:09 No. 1679227
>>1679214 .>we're not part of the dramaring tho
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 03:09:41 No. 1679236 >>1679238 >>1679241
3 multi day concussions, last was two weeks
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 03:24:31 No. 1679238 >>1679291
>>1679236 how does a 2 week concussion work? do you get hit in the head rally hard and then claim something is gonna happen in 2 weeks repeatedly?
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 03:33:03 No. 1679241 >>1679291
>>1679236 prolly
i walked away from all 4 of mine, bit banged up, whiplash. nothin srs
the worst one we got smashed so hard from the side it literally twisted the cars front end upside-down
if i hadnt been sitting like an asshole with my feet up on the dash
my car, my rules , and didnt see it last second and tuck my legs up in fear my feet, they prolly wouldve gotten sheared off
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 05:10:07 No. 1679249 >>1679252
>>1679190 >0 <100% after skimmin and wagglin thru the posts following this idk wat to say other than
>skill issue git gud
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 05:39:26 No. 1679252
>>1679249 yea im the worst passenger
actually undefined
division by zero
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 12:45:33 No. 1679291 >>1679302
>>1679238 that sounds lik QIV budy, yeem just rarted and cant 'member words for a bit
>>1679241 wew got any pics? havent done that dash move after seein some xrays. shit look ouchy
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 13:07:27 No. 1679302 >>1679327
>>1679291 no its bad luck to save pics of those things
i think i had one for muh insurance purposes, but i dont have it now
that was the scariest one tho
we were pulling out onto a big country road that had a big hill so you couldnt see shit
based injun reservation road planning guy in a big dualie truck hit us, on driver side front quarter, going lik ~85. spun around lik 3 or 4 times and landed in a ditch. both got out and were in hysterics over how we were alive and seemingly fine. looked down at our feet. inches behind the car was two of those roadside headstones of someone who had done the same, but a few inches forward
spoopy
the funny part was after the adrenaline wore off he did actually have to go to the hospital
broken shoulder and some ribs so he got picked up and i hitched a ride from some friends. got to the hospital and they wouldnt let me go see him. turned out cops decided he had an arrest warrant for some gay shit so i had to go bail him out of jail lel
then we got out, took mushrooms, and went to a show
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 14:10:49 No. 1679327
>>1679302 lik someone made a scary movie parody of final destination budy
▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 18:10:25 No. 1679375
>>1679190 >3 <2 I totaled one vehicle due to another vehicle swerving out in front of me while in college
and then while working the oil rig post-college because oil makes more money than subcontract labor for military I crashed my truk off a small cliff
>Went into town to buy Arby's (only restaurant in town) and groceries >Listening to classical music on way to the rig down the state highway >Suddenly feel the road ridges to warn drivers they're falling asleep >See sign straight ahead >Scream >Correct course and avoid it >Overcorrected >Slam into different highway marker instead >Slam into three more while just trying to decelerate >Do a 360 >"Hah, haha-OHSHIT!" >Think I have control of vehicle and let off the brakes and acceleration entirely >Vehicle 180s me directly towards an oncoming semi >Only avoid the semi by driving directly off the side of the highway >Weee-huhaghhugh >Vehicle rumbles down the hill while I slam the brakes to avoid the farmer's fence (thankfully offset from the road quite a ways) >Finally come to a stop leaning HARD towards the driver's side >Take off seatbelt and slam my weight into the passenger seat while turning my wheel in the opposite direction with my boot >Manage to turn truk upright >See a state trooper in my rearview >He waves at me >I wave back >He takes off to chase some guy speeding while making a motion for me to stay put >"Yeah how am I gonna drive off when my eggs are everywhere, jackass?" >Collect eggs and other groceries for the week >Sit around for a second to collect my thoughts >Try and start truk and it won't start >Remember I drive a manual and put it into neutral, starts on the third try >Drive that clanky bitch back to the rig yeehaw >Quit two days later because internal bleeding and other health problems short of being unable to climb stairs are considered "work while injured" procedures on rigs lmao ▶ Spartman 02/06/25 (Thu) 18:26:07 No. 1679380
i guess for one i wasn't involved in there was one time when i was rly young i was with my dad in his pos mazda in a blizzard to go to a planetarium and he skidded off the road into a ditch, he spent 20 minutes rocking it back and forth before somehow making it out of the ditch and driving half a mile across a field in a foot of snow back onto the road
▶ Spartman 02/07/25 (Fri) 21:28:20 No. 1679676 >>1680634
>winter >clear and really gray like it's going to snow >passenger >riding down highway >mild spin out on ice >ok that was scary let's just watch for ice and be really careful >going completely straight up hill >in left lane >start slowly sliding >manage to stop after making a 180 into the shoulder >catching our breath >in next 3 minutes see like 3 cars spin out in exact same stretch >one gets plowed by a semi
▶ Spartman 02/10/25 (Mon) 16:36:21 No. 1680634
>>1679676 damn budy gud call headin back better safe than sorry
>>1680625 the classic northrop grumman one looks so much better. if theyre gonna get rid of the old tried-and-true maybe ill be able to pick one up for cheap
▶ Spartman 02/10/25 (Mon) 16:37:56 No. 1680635
>>1680625 >oshkosh defense corporation lel. they couldnt do worse than the FFVs tbh, tard that designed those fucked passenger side so yeem couldnt put another row of boxes under the tray
LLVs rule but them little fans didnt do shit, a/c gotta be nice and glad they told the hippies to shove it and made 90% of em gas
▶ Spartman 02/12/25 (Wed) 14:02:29 No. 1680930
>>1680913 every road is three lanes if you try hard enough
▶ Spartman 02/12/25 (Wed) 14:03:58 No. 1680931 >>1681003
>>1680913 hope he gets murdered fuck that guy
▶ Spartman 02/13/25 (Thu) 04:08:22 No. 1681003 >>1681048
>>1680931 The guy in the white pickup? Why?
▶ Spartman 02/13/25 (Thu) 09:05:01 No. 1681030 >>1681048
>>1680913 I don't see the problem here sometimes these things just happen. Well handled by all
▶ Spartman 02/13/25 (Thu) 11:20:53 No. 1681048 >>1681049 >>1681190
>>1681003 no the trukr, dude was going way too fast for the road conditions and right behind a fuckn plow to boot. unless he was having mechanical issues he was being a wildly irresponsible dumbass and shouldn't have a regular license much less a cdl, that kind of retard behavior can cause pile ups
>>1681030 u being sarcastic?
▶ Spartman 02/14/25 (Fri) 00:22:23 No. 1681190
>>1681048 also also that trukr was passing on a blind curve
fukn pos
▶ Spartman 02/16/25 (Sun) 19:00:25 No. 1681743
>>1681742 dude is so fucking lucky his retard budy didn't murder him right there
▶ Spartman 02/16/25 (Sun) 19:36:25 No. 1681758
>>1681742 would you be able to remain frens with the driver after that? i think i'd seriously contemplate murder if that happened to me
▶ Spartman 02/16/25 (Sun) 21:53:25 No. 1681788 >>1681791
>>1681742 my friend's done some real rarted shit when i'd drive with him but never anything that bad
like he'd drive in the middle of the highway between lanes and say "it's ok bro there's no cops"
he also took one of thoise cloverfield exits with rly sharp corners that ur supposed to go like 30mph on max, he was hitting 60 on them and it was that rly high up interstate up by richmond where you're like 100ft off the ground and i RALY wanted to beat the shit out of him right there
▶ Spartman 02/16/25 (Sun) 22:14:35 No. 1681791 >>1681814
>>1681788 >e was hitting 60 on them and it was that rly high up interstate up by richmond where you're like 100ft off the ground and i RALY wanted to beat the shit out of him right there if youre talking about the shit that's right there near RIC then that's fuckin terrifying i've had to drive up that shit in a box truck when the wind was blowing fast and it was piss pants scary
▶ Spartman 02/17/25 (Mon) 01:26:10 No. 1681814
>>1681791 yes, those same ones and it was more like 70mph
me and his brother both tore the fuck out of him right after that
▶ Spartman 02/17/25 (Mon) 22:40:57 No. 1681952
>>1681915 >1st one damn rip budy, picuck truk faggots claim another life
>2nd one rally bad wind or did he fuck up a turn? either way heem
ROASTED ▶ Spartman 02/20/25 (Thu) 11:22:36 No. 1682405 >>1682411
>>1682382 can't that happen pretty easily if one of the tires bursts?
▶ Spartman 02/20/25 (Thu) 11:53:33 No. 1682411
>>1682382 >>1682405 Yeah it's on a fulcrum so it only takes a little force to absolutely twist the shit sideways anything over 50
▶ Spartman 02/20/25 (Thu) 12:06:30 No. 1682413
>>1681915 havok engine is the engine of irl
▶ Spartman 02/21/25 (Fri) 15:58:30 No. 1682673 >>1682675
>>1682603 he was just really excited to see a car wash
▶ Spartman 02/21/25 (Fri) 16:30:04 No. 1682677
>>1682603 thats how i stop neger
▶ Spartman 02/21/25 (Fri) 16:32:55 No. 1682679 >>1682820
>>1682675 >feb 14 2025 the fuk i watched daylight on that day
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 06:05:59 No. 1682825 >>1682828
>>1682820 scary shit. i'm glad trukbro made it out. people underestimate how bad smoke is inhalation is
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 06:43:02 No. 1682828
>>1682825 smoke inhalation is guuud for you
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 07:23:29 No. 1682833 >>1682837 >>1682875
Wyoming tunnel crash caused by retarded canadian street shitting truk driver Harmanjeet Singh. An indian origin granted asylum by the tyrannical government of canada.
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 11:04:35 No. 1682852
>>1682820 why couldn't he just open his doors?
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 16:56:19 No. 1682884 >>1682888
>>1682878 saw that earlier today, you'd think they could make it look not rarted
but is it better or worse than the cybertruk
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 17:22:48 No. 1682888 >>1682902
>>1682884 better, ofc it's better lmao it at least doesn't look like a hideous angular chunk of shit out of a 90s cgi cartoon
now
WHER R THE GAY FAPFICS I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS ▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 19:22:56 No. 1682902 >>1682906 >>1682952 >>1682960 >>1682981
>>1682888 i dont even mention the cybertruk in day to day but you can't seem to help bringing hte fucking thing up every other post
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 20:03:49 No. 1682906
>>1682902 here we go he's gettin upset and exaggerating, won't be long now
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 20:54:54 No. 1682922 >>1682941
oops wrong thread
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 22:17:13 No. 1682941 >>1682944
>>1682909 lel
>>1682922 did u sage out of politeness
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 23:07:50 No. 1682952
>>1682902 hey may have autism but he has trips
what do YOU have?
▶ Spartman 02/22/25 (Sat) 23:37:40 No. 1682960 >>1682976 >>1682988
>>1682902 >day in day out >every other post >ctrl + f "cyber >5 results >3 of which were from back in mid-december wait do you actually get upset about this?
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 00:54:54 No. 1682976
>>1682960 maybe heem angling for that elong bun in the oven?
ez $$$ plus u get to go to mars
▶ Cyber truck? Moar liek Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 01:37:38 No. 1682981
>>1682902 |^^^^^^^^^^^\||____
| The STFU Truck |||""'|""\__,_
| _____________ l||__|__|__|)
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AMIRITE?! ▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 02:18:13 No. 1682987 >>1682991 >>1682994
>>1682921 Is it really critical? He is known to have lung issues IIRC from when he was first elected and went to Colombia.
Either way I'll pray for the old man.
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 02:31:08 No. 1682989
>>1682988 yes
well 7 now i guess lmao, where are you looking? multiple threads ago from
months back when you threw your weird homo babby fit?
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 02:32:17 No. 1682991
>>1682987 pneumonia in one lung kills people way younger than him all the time
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 02:37:02 No. 1682993 >>1682995
>>1682992 will you shut the fuck and stop being a stan for some random billionaire
he's not gonna fuck you, bro
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 02:38:14 No. 1682994 >>1683017
>>1682987 >praying for the false pope why tho??
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 02:38:37 No. 1682995 >>1682997
>>1682993 ok now we know it is just one autist
thanks for confirming that budy have nice day of many blessing
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 03:47:03 No. 1683007
i was carefully cultivating him by playing both sides :( but spees slow enough that igi and forgive u lik the pope would
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 04:42:28 No. 1683015
i created this issue by burying a car battery twenty years ago which grew into a cybertree that bears cybertruk fruit and it has come back to haunt me, i accept my punishment for it is just
▶ Spartman 02/23/25 (Sun) 04:49:21 No. 1683017 >>1683029
>>1682994 Because even though the Protestants have separated from the one holy catholic and apostolic church, their leader is still a first among equals and deserves that much respect.
You should pray for everyone spartman, especially those you don't like. Pray to be able to tolerate their Jewish antics too.
▶ Spartman 02/24/25 (Mon) 20:13:20 No. 1683088 >>1683093 >>1683120
ok gud talk but wehre r we on the cybertruks ????
▶ Spartman 02/24/25 (Mon) 20:37:56 No. 1683093
>>1683088 theyre ugly af and some guy who posts here made money on tesla stocks and somehow this interaction causes drama idk i just use it for banter
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 00:44:47 No. 1683120 >>1683144
>>1683088 will you shut the fuck up about your gay little truck
you get paid to shill for MPT
musk, putin, and trump we get it
now
FUCK off
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 02:52:11 No. 1683137
>spartman demands cybertruk guy show himself >he does >thread devolves into sperging
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 15:09:34 No. 1683200 >>1683208 >>1683220
❌ eat the bug
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 15:49:23 No. 1683208 >>1683211 >>1683233
>>1683200 theyre not a bad idea if you mostly stick to a smaller area but if you wanna do road trips you're absolutely fucked if it breaks down and you're in the middle of the immense swathes of nowhere in the cunt
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 16:01:19 No. 1683211 >>1683217
>>1683208 there's good infrastructure where i drive. but yeah i wouldn't use this car to drive into the sticks
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 17:07:05 No. 1683217 >>1683220 >>1683234
>>1683211 yah fuck no, none of the mechanics in small towns know wtf to do with electric shit
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 17:36:48 No. 1683220 >>1683221
>>1683200 as long as it's not MADE IN CHINA 2025™ and you don't mind driving an Orwellian computer
but tbf if you don't want to drive an Orwellian computer nowadays you have to buy and fix up an old pony car
>>1683217 reason #1553 to agitate for right to repair laws
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 17:40:41 No. 1683221 >>1683240
>>1683220 >china over my dead body, it's a nice bmw
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 18:17:30 No. 1683233
>>1683208 I know tesla owners, the battery can barely get you to the next city 100 miles away and back without crapping out you ain't doing any road trips in them budy lol
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 18:18:30 No. 1683234 >>1683239
>>1683217 It's not that they don't know what to do but that Tesla refuses to release the OEM data or sell to third party vendors, kinda like apple scam products.
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:03:24 No. 1683239
>>1683234 even if tesla or whatever did allow third party repairs most small town mechanics won't know wtf to do with them you think their main customer base is driving electric? nah i'm willing to bet many of them rarely deal with hybrids either it's all gas and oil operated in the poor places
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:03:27 No. 1683240 >>1683241
>>1683221 >bmw goin off memory but iirc if it breaks you're gonna be payin' apple prices and waitin' john deere times to get it fixed
boxes big enough to rma a car are prob tough to find too
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:06:40 No. 1683241
>>1683240 living in grrrrmany atm. there's a certified bmw shop on every corner
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:08:14 No. 1683242 >>1683244 >>1683246 >>1683247
thinkin about buying a jag
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:09:51 No. 1683244
>>1683242 ya budy just get an old kenworth K200 and be done with it
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:16:24 No. 1683247 >>1683251
>>1683242 aren't those notoriously shitty cars?
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:36:30 No. 1683251 >>1683252 >>1683271
>>1683246 whichever is available, newer-ish one though
>>1683247 from what i've ready they're just expensive to maintain
idk anything about cars
except how to wreck them ▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 19:38:01 No. 1683252
>>1683251 they need expensive to maintain a lot
▶ Spartman 02/25/25 (Tue) 22:35:53 No. 1683271
>>1683251 i've only ever known one guy who owned a jaguar and he bitched and moaned about how it constantly needed to be fixed so afaik it's expensive
because it's a shitty car that needs perpetual maintenance but that's just one anecdote so iunno fuckin go for it if you've got the money you can always just get rid of it if it sucks
▶ Spartman 02/26/25 (Wed) 11:11:15 No. 1683336 >>1683711
i wouldn't go as far as calling a jaguar a meme car but they aren't a leading car manufacturer. this means their cars are often 2-4 years behind technologically or you'll have to overpay for the same tech. compare a current jaguar xf to a lexus gs or a 5 series bmw and you'll find no reason to chose a jaguar
▶ Spartman 02/28/25 (Fri) 04:11:08 No. 1683711
>>1683336 well at least its not the ps1 graphics pile of garbage like the cybershit
rusts in the rain, breaks in half if you try to tow stuff, and doesn't even connections for fucking steering
made by a fucking nazi to boot
▶ Spartman 02/28/25 (Fri) 23:32:06 No. 1683921 >>1683947
>>1683901 is that not just a polite thing to do regardless?
▶ Spartman 03/01/25 (Sat) 04:47:41 No. 1683974 >>1683975
>>1683966 st george floyd memorial
▶ Spartman 03/01/25 (Sat) 05:00:28 No. 1683975 >>1683986
>>1683974 oh ok good i wanted to know what to be mad about
i'm ongry he didn't do more damage now
▶ Spartman 03/01/25 (Sat) 05:43:48 No. 1683986 >>1684056
>>1683975 lol JK it was a civil war memorial fagot
▶ Spartman 03/01/25 (Sat) 17:38:12 No. 1684056 >>1684070
>>1683986 oh im not mad then confederates lost get over it queer
▶ Spartman 03/01/25 (Sat) 20:20:47 No. 1684070 >>1684071 >>1684172
>>1684056 a civil war memorial honoring the sacrifice of union solders
▶ Spartman 03/01/25 (Sat) 20:30:56 No. 1684071
>>1684070 now i'm angry about the asphalt being damaged
▶ Spartman 03/02/25 (Sun) 16:40:18 No. 1684172
>>1684070 That trukr did a public service then. Unless it was Grant. Grant was the only honorable yankee during that whole debacle.
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 01:28:11 No. 1684684 >>1684686 >>1684776
gud arkansas bill introduced
Bill Summary >AN ACT TO CREATE THE SECURE ROADS AND SAFE TRUCKING ACT OF 2025; TO AMEND THE LAW CONCERNING A COMMERCIAL DRIVER LICENSE AND THE OPERATORS OF COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLES; TO REQUIRE THAT OPERATORS OF COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLES HAVE PROFICIENCY IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ; TO REQUIRE THAT OPERATORS OF COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLES HAVE A VALID COMMERCIAL DRIVER LICENSE basically a US CDL, not no foren bullshit ; TO CREATE ADDITIONAL CRIMINAL PENALTIES FOR OFFENSES COMMITTED WHILE OPERATING A COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLE; TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES. https
: //www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1844215
https://archive.ph/n2GT6 ▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 01:41:31 No. 1684686 >>1684687
>>1684684 bludy bastard bitch am us citizen can drive lorry bettr than u maderchod
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 07:37:57 No. 1684776 >>1684793 >>1684872
>>1684684 I liked it until
>TO CREATE ADDITIONAL CRIMINAL PENALTIES FOR OFFENSES COMMITTED WHILE OPERATING A COMMERCIAL MOTOR VEHICLE Fuck nah mang they already made it so you have to go to trial for anything that's not a nonmoving violation and that alone made me drop my CDL like hot lead because of how triggerhappy cops are with over-exaggerating fucking tickets this shit will kill the commercial truckin' jerbs even if it kicks out all those ayyrabs they brought over from Afghanistan as trukrpullrs.
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 09:57:27 No. 1684793
>>1684776 my teammate sheem pit manooverd a nigr a few months ago and she dont gotta do no trial
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 12:46:16 No. 1684809 >>1684815
>>1684687 fuk yu basted i am of naturalized amrikan citizen wid amrika pasport
i am an reel amrikan
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 13:21:01 No. 1684815
>>1684809 i am reel merikan
fite for rites of evry man
fite for what rite
fite 4 lyfe
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 18:11:16 No. 1684872 >>1684879
>>1684776 trucking is dead anyway, give it 5 years and an intel processor will be doing the job of 99% of truckers TBH
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 18:39:03 No. 1684879 >>1684886 >>1684897
>>1684872 I keep hearing this, but the leap in technology needed to make that happen is greater than the leap in technology needed to make large batteries commercially viable, and that one has been a conundrum for about 40 years now with no solutions in sight.
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 19:18:45 No. 1684886 >>1684887 >>1684897
>>1684879 you keep hearing it because retards take such yim claims as gospel and run with it just like converting everywhere into walkable shitties within 5 years (nevermind fags were saying walkable cities would be everywhere within 5 years a decade ago)
next year dude lik totally it'll happen in two years trust me next decade is the century. and ofc if you argue with them about it a lot of them will say some dumb copout shit kike "joos will use der soopah god powers to force it". niggers need to stop falling for popsci clickb8 and blackpill faggotry
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 19:28:59 No. 1684887 >>1684895
>>1684886 walkable shitties dont have a tech barrier
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 19:33:08 No. 1684889 >>1684890 >>1684897 >>1685037
is self driving still rarted?
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 20:17:54 No. 1684895 >>1684897 >>1684907
>>1684887 lelk that's why they're everywhere rite?
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 20:37:43 No. 1684897 >>1684900 >>1684907
>>1684889 >>1684879 >>1684886 >>1684890 you've really gotta have blinders on to not see the writing on the wall. 5 years ago this shit didn't even exist. now it drives at least on par with a student driver
its like saying how clunky a palm pilot is and how it will never replace the personal computer
then the iphone came out less than a decade later and it does 99% of what normies use a pc for >>1684895 its not exactly a TECH problem…
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 20:55:35 No. 1684900
>>1684897 yep any day this week next month of proximo año + 2 weeks
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 21:39:02 No. 1684907 >>1684917 >>1684918
>>1684895 they're undeniably building them and want more. idk why the guy you made up in your head sayin everywhere yesterday
>>1684897 ya tech goes from nowhere to everywhere in a blink. denyin it outright is just as goofed
been in a (relatively) long slump of not much advancement thats lookin lik its about to pop watchin some of the e/acc fags & dup moves
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 22:54:11 No. 1684917 >>1684937
>>1684907 >in your head ok i guess those hundreds of threads saying stupid shit like >we'd all be in pods in walkable cities while eating bugs and have no cars by 2020 that used to be spammed on bolidicks borts just never happened
but yeah it'll happen tomorrow hour century or whatever because literally everything that is ever predicted and started actually comes to fruition right?
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 22:56:30 No. 1684918 >>1684937
>>1684907 also
>tech goes from nowhere to everywhere in a blink the only time that has ever happened is in the past century and a half, and the past decade has mostly been stagnant bullshit
what exists today that would've blown anyone's minds in 2015? gay eye? lmao
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 00:19:56 No. 1684937 >>1685027
>>1684917 why would you argue with all threads on all boards over the years here? vary confusing
>>1684918 correct, tech has only done tech thangs since tech has been around
ya not much since 2015 (srsly get a 3rd rack dishwasher) which is why its prob due
espec with the VC techbros rubbin elbows in da white house, regs are gonna start comin off & cash is goin into andruil etc.
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 03:20:53 No. 1684957
There's a processing power/transistor limitation that has not been addressed for most tech that makes leaps and bounds. Frankly I just don't see anyone finding a way to mass produce (keyword mass produce) the less than 15 nanometer chips required to power such devices on a mass scale commercially.
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 13:44:43 No. 1685027 >>1685074
>>1684937 >here lel no wonder you buy into yim shit with reading comprehension like that
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 13:45:30 No. 1685028 >>1685048
>>1685025 so can you just refuse to truk in winds like that if you're not weighed down enough?
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 15:40:09 No. 1685048 >>1685052
>>1685028 ya budy think about it what company wants their equipment rolled over not only is their shit fucked but they gotta pay to get it back up and outta there. if ur an owner op you gotta do what you gotta do ya but if ur loaded but not heavy as fuck what customer wants you to be not only late as fuck but also all their shit just suffered that roll too. gotta keep the communication up so they arent surprised when you arent there at scheduled time. ive seen lit signs over the highway in wyoming say basically if ur under 30 tons stay the fuck off the road ur BANNED FROM DRIVING WIND TO STRONG
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 15:55:07 No. 1685052 >>1685097
>>1685048 damn what's it like driving a regular personal vehicle in winds like that? i've had to drive in 50mph winds before and it was shaking my shit all over the road bc >civic
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 19:33:56 No. 1685074
>>1685027 now ur just bein a silly goose
>>1685037 oh shit, thats the full shebang. good luck spartman
write me in your will only driven one with shoulder correcting and about wrecked it. once cause i didnt know and once out of spite for it
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 20:31:48 No. 1685093
>>1685025 There was a major wind storm passing through, we had major wind storms Monday and Wednesday.
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 20:37:02 No. 1685097
>>1685052 Not too bad but depends on how much of a lift you have. In minivans and small truks you get random gusts that damn near knock you off the road if you aren't watching your shit, but you're fine so long as you keep control of the wheel with two hands and stay in a lower gear in manuals. If I had a big truk/anything lifted I wouldn't even bother in anything above ~45mph unless it's just short distance grocery store and back stuff because the wind gusts are likely to make your day y'know?
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 22:47:35 No. 1685122
>>1685112 whenever i have trouble sleeping this is the kind of thing my mind plays in my head to make god damn sure i don't fall asleep at all
and grit my teeth the entire drive to work
just look at the road and stop touching your phone it's not hard
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 22:48:43 No. 1685123 >>1685129
>>1685113 wat
was that on purpose? wat are they trying to do
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 02:47:11 No. 1685169
to go back to a vary recent topic ill just say if they ever pass this bill
been tryin for years to gib truk & pullrs OT after 40hrs and everyones gotta start payin more for everything cuz the cost to get it there just went right tf on up thems gonna be a lotta ppl "idgaf"ing about safety of robotrux so they lentils dont go up in price. compound dis with da tarrif war >we boutta be waging on *chex note* da world wew shits gonna be exsPANsive before it all regulates and finds a stable price
https
: //landline.media/bill-would-guarantee-overtime-pay-for-employee-truckers/
https://archive.ph/0fuLP ▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 14:43:07 No. 1685272
>>1685268 lottery playing luck, go to gas station and play the mega millions or whatever your equivalent is bud
▶ Spartman 03/10/25 (Mon) 19:05:55 No. 1685886 >>1685984
>>1685846 they only allow truks in trukee?
▶ Spartman 03/10/25 (Mon) 19:30:29 No. 1685890 >>1685984
>>1685846 is this where old truks go to die?
▶ Spartman 03/10/25 (Mon) 19:49:45 No. 1685893 >>1685984
>>1685592 nice 50/50 grind
▶ Spartman 03/12/25 (Wed) 22:07:55 No. 1686369
>>1686329 >1st one i've heard that music before but i can't member what it's from
>2nd one damn, he prolly would've been better off just staying in his seat and bracing against the ceiling and floor as best he could
▶ Spartman 03/12/25 (Wed) 22:35:32 No. 1686374
>>1686329 >2nd one gmod ragdoll
▶ Spartman 03/13/25 (Thu) 07:26:11 No. 1686436 >>1686516 >>1686523
bad fuckin news budys
TTT UP FOR SALE Tucson Truck Terminal , with its 24/7 restaurant, motel, laundry, showers, bar, one Super Turbo cabinet, parkin, and more has been bein a great truk stop for
truk & pullrs for 70 years and now its gettin sold. probably dont help with that mega chain truk stop pilot opening across the street. you may remember seeing the
Triple T in the classic working man's film
White Line Fever .
rest in peace, you will be missed.
https
: //www.kvoa.com/news/local/triple-t-truck-stop-tucsons-historic-gem-hits-the-market/article_f3126530-ff69-11ef-993f-b3bd2283eff0.html
https://archive.ph/CLg4b ▶ Spartman 03/13/25 (Thu) 17:44:47 No. 1686516 >>1686543
>>1686436 It's been sold and under new ownership before. Hopefully it stays and some turbojews don't bulldoze it and build some low income section 8 bullshit instead.
post when you are back in Arizona budy
▶ Spartman 03/13/25 (Thu) 18:26:26 No. 1686523 >>1686550
>>1686436 i will buy the land, tear it down, and build a buccee's on top of it
no truks alowed
▶ Spartman 03/13/25 (Thu) 20:13:07 No. 1686543
>>1686516 boy i sure hope so. one of the best truk stops still around
>post when you are back in Arizona budy 10-4 budy
▶ Spartman 03/13/25 (Thu) 20:51:55 No. 1686550 >>1686594
>>1686523 are turks allowed?
▶ Spartman 03/14/25 (Fri) 01:57:24 No. 1686601 >>1686605
saw trukr flipped over on side on other side of freeway
▶ Spartman 03/14/25 (Fri) 02:39:03 No. 1686605 >>1686620
>>1686601 fuk u budy i driv gud
in other news heres wat happens when ur fully loaded but aint connected to the trailr gud. someone prob pulled his thang to open the lockjaw while he was parked, i say cuz this was outside a truk stop so if he got it there then it was secured right to get there. if wat i say is tru then he musta raly pissed someone off. nothin happens after the roll, vid long for no reason
▶ Spartman 03/14/25 (Fri) 05:15:45 No. 1686620
>>1686605 i was waiting for a huge explosion
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 15:53:36 No. 1687001 >>1687024 >>1687038 >>1687058
>>1686998 this dude has a kot. i've seen trukcoons but not trukkots, wouldn't kots be way more likely to run away at some random stop and never come back?
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 17:11:51 No. 1687017
>>1686998 i like truk kot he seem like gud boy
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 17:58:34 No. 1687024 >>1687028
>>1687001 my lady had a truk kot when i first started srivin with her, a three legged fucker. to meny cooks in da kitchen tho so kot went to stay with her friend. gud kot, i liked havin him around.
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 18:01:50 No. 1687028
>>1687024 she ate one of his legs so he couldn't run away
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 19:26:11 No. 1687038
>>1687001 no way kots are way less dumb
also rly territorial
in an area where kot knows nothing its gonna stick to what it knows. in this case: the truk and the area immediately around the truk
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 21:02:12 No. 1687055 >>1687058
>>1687049 >amazon truk yeh seems right they hire a lot of tards, from trukrs to the van drivers lots of them drive like they're high af and they prolly mostly are
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 21:07:52 No. 1687056
fuck man it's crazy only 5 people died all but one of those smaller vehicles are obliterated
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 21:19:47 No. 1687058 >>1687067
>>1686998 Featherniggers and regular niggers are so fucked lol
>>1687001 Not if you train 'em gud. You can train kots to camp with you too, and kots love going camping.
>>1687055 Prolly Stars contracting or whatever the fuck their name is. The actual amazog drivers for TOM team are taught real gud but the contractors they hire basically pick up people who have no fucking business driving truks
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 22:36:24 No. 1687067
>>1687058 idk who contracts who all i know is i've had multiple near accidents with their fuckin vans and i get nervous whenever i see one ahead of me now
the trukrs they contract are prolly just lowest bidder trash that couldn't pass those english tests that arkansas is apparently implementing, which is admittedly not unique to amazon by any means
▶ Spartman 03/17/25 (Mon) 00:03:18 No. 1687079 >>1687106
>>1687049 other trucker mad af
good lad
▶ Spartman 03/17/25 (Mon) 02:41:38 No. 1687106
>>1687079 surprised he didnt call him a nigger and kick the shit out of his facial hole places
hopefully he did and was smart enough to put the phone down first
▶ Spartman 03/18/25 (Tue) 12:08:54 No. 1687382 >>1687493
>>1687378 Turn around and go back unless you want a cop's cordless hole puncher through your head.
▶ Spartman 03/18/25 (Tue) 17:06:51 No. 1687416 >>1687493
>>1687378 Grab your shotgun.
▶ Spartman 03/18/25 (Tue) 18:17:24 No. 1687427
>>1687378 prob call the police unless backing out of that situation was an option
▶ Spartman 03/18/25 (Tue) 18:17:52 No. 1687428
basically gtfo but absolutely not get out of truk
▶ Spartman 03/18/25 (Tue) 18:21:46 No. 1687430 >>1687440 >>1687452
>>1687378 so it's obviously a murder trap but who sets it up mountain serial killers? cults?
▶ Spartman 03/18/25 (Tue) 20:18:39 No. 1687452 >>1687493
>>1687430 Or glow niggers. Short answer 'yes.'
▶ Spartman 03/19/25 (Wed) 16:12:27 No. 1687655
>>1687646 if he kept going he could ask the hyperboreans for help
▶ Spartman 03/19/25 (Wed) 16:13:03 No. 1687656 >>1688202 >>1688209
>>1687646 how do you even get out of that
▶ Spartman 03/21/25 (Fri) 18:22:17 No. 1688131
>>1688110 The act of looting by heavily pigmented individuals can be influenced by various social, economic, and situational factors. Here are some possible reasons why people might loot an abandoned tractor trailer:
Economic Need: Individuals may be in desperate financial situations and see looting as a means of survival or obtaining essential goods.
Opportunity: An abandoned vehicle might present an opportunity for individuals to acquire items they perceive as valuable or useful, regardless of their background.
Social Influence: Group dynamics can play a role in decision-making. If individuals are in a group where looting is occurring, social pressure or a sense of camaraderie might influence their actions.
Perception of Abandonment: People may feel that an abandoned vehicle is fair game, especially if they believe it belongs to a large corporation rather than an individual.
Desperation: In times of crisis, such as natural disasters or economic downturns, individuals may resort to looting as a last resort.
▶ Spartman 03/22/25 (Sat) 00:09:10 No. 1688189 >>1688254
>>1688110 niggerzon driver in on it?
howd they get him to pull over? hit him?
why wouldn't you just drive off the moment they try to break the seal on your trailer??
▶ Spartman 03/22/25 (Sat) 00:53:17 No. 1688201 >>1688254
>>1688110 >Yellow totes Niggers stole broken goods lol >we only store returns and problem solve in yellow totes during transport, otherwise they stay at facility.
▶ Spartman 03/22/25 (Sat) 00:56:50 No. 1688202 >>1688209
>>1687646 Damn spro, that's insane. Heem real lucky there.
>>1687656 You don't. Like maybe you can climb out depending on the situation but normally you get rescued when that shit happens or you die.
▶ Spartman 03/22/25 (Sat) 01:53:38 No. 1688209
>>1688202 >>1687656 dude was with peiple but broke out climbing gear too from what i member
▶ Spartman 03/22/25 (Sat) 09:06:54 No. 1688254 >>1688318
>>1688189 i dunno budy but theres no truk attached to the trailer. maybe niggerzog decided it best to just let that junk (
>>1688201 ) get took instead of dealing with the shit themselves ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
▶ Spartman 03/22/25 (Sat) 17:17:24 No. 1688318
>>1688254 i thought it looked like there was, just turned aggressively to the right
on closer inspection, i think your right. i think thats 2 more POVs
▶ Spartman 03/24/25 (Mon) 12:13:52 No. 1688635 >>1688844
>>1688584 impeccable timing hitting that pole, thang splodey barfed
▶ Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 16:31:28 No. 1688844
>>1688837 what's going on here and why are they pullring those whorbs?
>>1688635 >thang splodey barfed you /sp/udys truly have a way w words
▶ Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 17:36:08 No. 1688855
>>1688852 almost le epic /sp/rank'd
▶ Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 17:54:46 No. 1688859 >>1688863
>>1688852 >thankfully I've got these pliers with me yah budy vary essential motocross biker loadout
▶ Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 18:42:18 No. 1688863
>>1688859 The technical term is
DYKES ▶ Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 21:53:30 No. 1688890
>>1688852 that's evil as shit lmao
▶ Spartman 03/25/25 (Tue) 21:56:08 No. 1688891
>>1688868 thats a gay looking car tbh i'd rather drive the dinged up shitheap that didn't have a hood
▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 03:36:35 No. 1688939 >>1688942
>>1688852 gud fuck those faggots, so annoying.
shoulda ran some piano wire across them tree trunks, tho.
▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 04:07:56 No. 1688942
>>1688939 >those faggots the french?
▶ Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 10:21:30 No. 1689340 >>1689442
>>1689315 the pikuk truk, merging traffic is supposed to yield to vehicles that are already on the highway
trukr was just trying to pass and was already in the process of doing so before getting to the merge point
i fuckin hat on ramps that come into the left lane specifically bc of this nightmare scenario the dude's licky he didn't get obliterated
▶ Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 11:09:05 No. 1689344 >>1689442
>>1689315 if ur coming on the highway it's ur job to yield and time it better
trukr aint gonna stop uuuu
▶ Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 00:45:57 No. 1689442 >>1689449 >>1689457
>>1689315 >>1689340 >>1689344 ya i agree but still maybe if you see the 4 wheeler doin somethin rarted as all get out maybe don't probably kill him for it
def surprised that guy didnt die doin that rarted shit i mean ya im glad the guy got to learn that day, but shit trukr had to sit around for who knows how long after that waitin on police and all that shit. time spent sittin still is time spent sittin for free ykno
▶ Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 01:37:37 No. 1689449 >>1689453
>>1689442 wtf was the trukr supposed to do he was trying to pass and in less than 5 seconds the pikuk came in hot and merged in front of him those semis don't slow down like a regular vehicle, and slamming the brakes when youve got a trailer can make shit way worse
▶ Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 02:31:17 No. 1689453 >>1689457
>>1689449 the pikup is visible when the vid starts, idk how long it was visible before the vid started so i can only speculate. if pikup effectively just materialized, which sometimes does seem to do, then ya aint shit trukr could rly do. if the pikup was visible for a bit longer heem mighta coulda let off the accelerator. tho that pikup does seem to slow down a lot once right before gettin rekt, sometimes you gotta drive just hopin and assumin the other drivers dont want to get fucked up.
i dunno i can be overly critical and analytical "well what if he did THIS" sometimes with vids lik this cuz im also
truk & pullr!!!!! myself
▶ Spartman 03/29/25 (Sat) 02:45:41 No. 1689457 >>1689716
>>1689442 >>1689453 big truk prolly has a speed regulator (most companies fuck with trukrs these days with those) so even speeding up to pass is a nightmare, if he had tried to slow down it would have turned into an even bigger shitshow for erryone behind him.
Pickup was being an ass thinking the trukr would brake for him. In that scenario you either FLOOR IT (you'll see trukr on the left lane coming some ways back on those merges) or you slam the fucking brakes and go behind him. Pickup tried merging at merging speed like a dick.
▶ Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 20:25:04 No. 1689716
>>1689457 ya im inclined to agree with you. situation was fuked and its the lil bitty tiny truks job to not get himself fucked when getting on the road. i guess i just wanna think "there had to be a way" but rly nah that guy was lik a girl in a skirt, askin for it.
▶ Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 22:12:10 No. 1689730 >>1689736 >>1689856
>>1689721 >Jumpframes whenever the driver will come into view Gay. I wanted to see if it was a fat weeb or a nigger.
▶ Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 22:54:30 No. 1689734
>>1689721 uhhhh
im not sure Sanrio gave permission for this…
▶ Spartman 03/30/25 (Sun) 22:56:16 No. 1689736 >>1689856
>>1689730 mmaybe its an gril???
lol jk, lets be real its a nigger just like the c5 corvette i saw decked out with 23" rims, mcdonalds paintjob, and golden arches mudflaps ▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 02:59:03 No. 1689771 >>1689831
>>1689762 that judge will do anything for a nigger
>cries a little >generic nigger complaints >drops the bond by 4/5 back to what it was before this case fuck that guy hes a faggot and has himself on camera to show the world how much he loves niggers
▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 14:31:05 No. 1689831
>>1689771 Y'know it's easy to say that judge wants nig cock, I feel for spartman, but after washing his other vids I don't think that's it. He shows genuine compassion. There's one where the sheboon violated her crime reduction parole and he called up the institution directly to verify it wasn't her just fucking off from classes, then when the instructor said she needed 3 or 4 months he told her to get it done in 2. Another where an expecting father was violating curfew because his wife was shitting on him and he told the nigga to stay the fuck home but gave him clemency because he hadn't left the bish.
Judge clearly cares. Recognizes poh' pipo ain't raised like that and gives them hard deadlines and a heavy hand, but also tries to work with them to keep them out of his courtroom in the future when he can. I kinda like him for that. Or at least respecc him for trying to civilize niggers with something other than a whip or gun. The lady in question he reduced the bail because he knew she can't pay it anyways so he wanted to make the fine stick harder by telling her "look bish I could have you locked up, don't violate the rules of parole or you're fucked" because heem know she'll fuck up again and then he'll give her big jail time.
▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 14:36:01 No. 1689833
rly don't know why nigs just can't into society
▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 16:40:51 No. 1689856 >>1689927 >>1689931 >>1689936
>>1689730 >>1689736 >nigger are niggers suddenly interested in hello kitty or am i missing something
▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 23:53:17 No. 1689927
>>1689856 prolly 80% of the time when you see an anime skin/wapanese skin on a ride outside of Japan, China, or Korea, it's a nigger
a based nigger, but still a nig
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 00:41:05 No. 1689936
>>1689856 >he genuinely doesn't know consider yourself extremely blessed for never having to live near or deal with them on a regular basis
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:35:04 No. 1689953
>>1689931 Those el caminos deserve better than that wtf
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 17:03:23 No. 1690047
>>1689931 nice donks
i always wanted to make one mayfield style on 24" roms
▶ Spartman 04/04/25 (Fri) 20:41:34 No. 1690709 >>1690736
>at the Triple T >ask a waitress about being for sale >ya… we have been for a couple years now >tells me potential buyers came in last week >ask her straight, are they American >yes, very much so >they even prayed over their meal >shes giddy about that >i am hiding my giddy about that, but i am a wee lil giddy bout that long live mom n pop White America
▶ Spartman 04/05/25 (Sat) 00:03:11 No. 1690736
>>1690709 Hi Spartman
I am inquiring about the business? Do you accept ruppees?
Please kindly do the needful,
thank
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 02:29:59 No. 1691360 >>1691362
>>1691343 the tren being only like 7 cars long somehow makes this way funnier
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 02:36:29 No. 1691362
>>1691360 ya lel im glad u said that i fully agree
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 02:38:22 No. 1691365
>>1691343 i lik how he just starts driving forward like he's unsure if he should even recognize what he just saw lol
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 11:57:12 No. 1691420
>>1691343 >sleepy eye MN heem was sleepy
now he's awake
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 19:52:38 No. 1691512 >>1691524
>>1691509 damn there was zero indication that shit was ready to fall either, it looked like it was still firmly rooted
at least from that angle maybe it was obviously fucked up otherwise idk
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 19:53:57 No. 1691513 >>1691515 >>1691517
>>1691509 aren't surveys supposed to check for shit like this
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:03:15 No. 1691515
>>1691513 who tf is surveying every tree?
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:20:00 No. 1691517
>>1691513 Depends. A topographical survey will have the size
diameter and location of trees above a certain size. That tree was for sure dead. So there’s two trains of thought about that. One is, locate the dead trees.
Correct The other is don’t locate them, because they are dead.
Wrong If a utility
water, gas, etc is being built in an area, the developers need to know where the dead trees are because they have to pay to have them removed. Same is true if you buy land and want to build a house, garage, etc.
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:56:23 No. 1691524 >>1691584
>>1691512 no way to tell while cruisin for sure
no one was in the back seat and driver was unharmed
hope it was city property and heem get $$$$
▶ Spartman 04/09/25 (Wed) 02:38:52 No. 1691584
>>1691524 wasn't shit he could've done regardless i guess that shit fell so suddenly even if he gunned it the tree probably would've caught the car
wonder if he went and got some cigarettes after that i know it would've made me start smoking again
▶ Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 21:13:59 No. 1692194
>>1692187 hope second guy gets gmod ragdoll'd
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:53:25 No. 1692622
>>1692585 wew that trukr COMFY tho
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:01:05 No. 1692624 >>1692627 >>1692661 >>1692672
>>1692623 >first how the fuck did heem surive
jesus
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:28:26 No. 1692627 >>1692632
>>1692624 i forget the whole explanation for how this works but he was prolly drunk af bc >russian and it's possible to be so drunk that when you get into situations like that you just ragdoll and your body somehow absorbs a lot of impact without shattering. so drunk magic the greatest sorcery of all
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:03:30 No. 1692632 >>1692636 >>1692639
>>1692627 vary slow reaction time so you dont tense up which makes dab ody more fragile when it comes to unnatural force lik car stuff. whenever i think im about to maybe be in a wrek as a passenger i close my eyes but not tight cuz i dont want broken eyelids and hope for the best
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:53:03 No. 1692636 >>1692641
>>1692632 man who tf are you riding with where that's a frequent enough worry to have your own mental procedure for it
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:30:43 No. 1692639 >>1692672
>>1692632 @sprok , explain this to me like Im dudder years old
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:46:19 No. 1692641
>>1692636 i drive for a living with my bride and other drivers are not always predictable. idr when i originally figured that would be a good thang to do if maybe accident is possible, i think prob just drivin on my own lost in thought
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 08:14:28 No. 1692661 >>1692674 >>1692680
>>1692624 couple thangs
>car squishy see how the front is squished? that wouldve been his body
>4 floors idk how fast youd be goin dropping 4 floors, but it cant be worse than a highway accident or a head-on collision. and ppl survive those
>he prolly IS hurt other guy said it: hes russian, so hes drunk. and you get in a car wreck a lot of times you dont rly realize youre hurt for an hr or so
also
i lik how all of this is taking place in a 1:1 irl model of the bandit base from stalker SoC
that part is so bullshit. bandits just constantly spawn in
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 10:26:56 No. 1692672
>>1692624 By all rights he shouldn't have. If I had to guess, the initial impact slowed his Lada down enough (and was dampened by the springs in the tires absorbing the recoil) that he fell a little slower, and then when he actually impacted, the front (most crumple resistant) part took most f the impact and swiveled on the front driver wheel like a top before eventually falling on its side more gently and crumpling more.
Basically he avoided the brunt of the gravitational force by relying on a very slow descent and the car's natural crumpling capabilities. Heem prolly relaxed his body after the initial wall-impact thinking he was already dead which saved him. Well that or being Eastern Euro (Russian) he was drunk af and basically ragdolled.
>>1692639 so p much when you are drunk or unconscious, your muscles don't tense up when you get flipped around and shit. Normally the force passes through your muscles and into your organs/bones which is what kills you, but when you're drunk or unconscious the mooscles are relaxed so any force that hits you is distributed across all your muscles and skin and shit like in game ragdoll physics meaning less pounds per square inch impacting your bones'n'organs. This is why drunk man falls down stairs and may get bloodied but rarely breaks bones doing stupid shit that would hurt him while sober. Also why sleeping people survive being thrown by a tornado.
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 11:29:12 No. 1692678
>>1692623 maybe hitler was right about slavs being inhuman
they're more than human
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 11:32:01 No. 1692680 >>1692685
>>1692661 if you're talking about the train depot it's not that hard except for when you first go through it. and the part where you have to defend the junkyard, that part's also annoying
by the time you go back you have more than enough big wepon to clear them all out
and steal their bread ▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 12:07:42 No. 1692685 >>1692686 >>1692690
>>1692680 >bread 'bread'?
i just dont lik re-spawning memes in muh FPS gameplay. if i clear a room, i shouldnt have to worry about that room growing 5 more vatniks if i look away for a second. stalgers p gud for that usually.
only other place that does it to my knowledge is inside the CNPP with the monolith spam. and at least that makes sense its literally their main base and they KNOW youre coming. and ur also lik prolly hallucinating or whatever
ill tell you wats the worst one in the whole series
well the trilogy at least i didnt play the new one its that part at the end of whatever that long town thats just one long shooter corridor was called
its right before the """boss fight""" . at the end theres this one part with re-spawning monolith shooting at you from cover in a construction site thats up on a ledge. if you try to go behind cover too long they all simultaneously clear sky lik 20 grenades directly onto your head
its brutal
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 12:08:27 No. 1692686
>>1692685 talkin bout CS, of course
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 12:24:35 No. 1692690 >>1692706
>>1692685 the npp was the most bullshit part cuz you'd die, reload your quicksave, and then all the monolith spawn on top of each other right in front of you so you have only 0.5 seconds to react before getting blown away, repeat infinite times
>clear sky grenade spam many such cases
i went through all of cs with the sunrise suit and i thought i'd have time before the end to buy a new one but right after i cleared through the hospital it was like "nope ur going to endgame now :^)" so i had to grind through that bullshit with an overweight inventory and zero armor
fun times
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 14:45:48 No. 1692706
>>1692690 yah its red forest i think which is point of no return. which is earlier than youd think.
kinda snuck up on me the first time, i figured id be going back to help out freedom some more in the gangwar, but nah. time to kill the strelok
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 16:29:17 No. 1692720 >>1692722 >>1692732 >>1692744
i have never played stalker and all of the yims about it makes it sound like a shitty buggy awful experience donyou just mod that stuff away or is eating the shit "part of the experience"?
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 16:34:17 No. 1692722
>>1692720 play SoC and install zrp which fixes most of the existing bugs and it's fun. it's slavjank but very
atmospheric CS you can skip if you really want to, it's a prequel but it has a lot of dogshit mechanics like your character being a hemophiliac and endless grenade spam
CoP is also fun but there's only three areas and I very quickly ran out of stuff to do.
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 17:46:57 No. 1692732
>>1692720 oh its great. SoC is actually pretty stable if you patch it.
like he said just play it and patch it with ZRP
zone reclamation project and tbh CS is too
sometimes if you patch it right
its just the game/mechanics are fucking WACKY . it was its release that gave it its infamous status. it literally did not run on most PCs and slavs lost their mind. it was their most anticipated vidya ever
CoP is just a great game. bit streamlined maybe, and i dislike how faction relations are non-existent. but its got a gud campaign, lotsa seekrits, and fun maps even if its only a few
but SoC is the one you GOTTA play. maybe the coolest shooter ever
lik, youll be doin the basics, learning not to step in whirligigs, dont pet the pigs, wtf even is an artifact, blah blah, then all of a sudden itll feel lik cowadoody for a sec, then youll get underground for the first time and itll be all *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* and youll be lik wtf game am i even playing?
PROTIP:
actually read the stuff in the PDA, and stuff that you find on ded stalgers PDAs. sometimes it gives you hints on stashes, but mostly cuz its fucking cool. i feel lik no one actually looks at that stuff, and theyre missing lik 80% of what makes the game imo
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 19:04:15 No. 1692742 >>1692799
>>1692740 electro possess that truk or sumthin?
>2nd just another tuesday in florida
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 19:19:37 No. 1692744
>>1692720 SoC is pretty good
so long as you play it on the "hardest" E.G. easiest difficulty but yeah CS is a piece of shit unless you install the weapons fix mods to make aiming more like SoC. Haven't played CoP, actually I gotta get on that. I don't plan to buy too because reasons but I already own CoP so I ought to play it.
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 22:36:21 No. 1692775
can't believe there's an anon that hasn't played stalker>stalker is buggy
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 22:51:36 No. 1692779 >>1692799
>>1692740 >1 idgi is it like some sort of static buildup? something metallic in the dust?
it looks lik a plasma ball thang from spencers
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:27:33 No. 1692799
>>1692742 >>1692779 Fart noise was prolly an arc flash and the truk not having safety features just continued to short out the alternator or electric motor on the dumper which prolly somehow tripped the ignition because everything is fly-by-wire.