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Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:41:30 No.1572455 [Reply]

[spoiler]BOO NIGGA[/spoiler]

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Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 17:07:57 No.1572525

>>1572455
i unspoiled this image and made poop in my pants

holy shit, dont scare me like that

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 18:34:54 No.1572540

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wew

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 19:25:36 No.1572552

FUCK

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 19:26:50 No.1572554

make the today thread. other is full

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 18:05:35 No.1572695

>>1572455
gud spoiler budy

Spartman 08/02/23 (Wed) 23:34:28 No.1571869 [Reply]

I get really depressed last night cause I realized I don't have any kids

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Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 02:43:49 No.1572606

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Its okay.
You just need to man up and start dating single mothers. Be the MAN that she needs KING.

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 02:45:21 No.1572607

>>1572606
He needs to start asking questions.

Dr. Comrade Sir GHOST Esq. Phd. III 08/07/23 (Mon) 03:18:43 No.1572611

>>1572607
Oh, and what questions would that be you fucking racist ???

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 04:23:18 No.1572617

>>1572611
Dr Ghost how come when i walk past a newly built section 8 leasing high rise in what was nice suburban neighborhood its surrounded tossed dog shit, fast food bags, liqour bottles, swisher sweet butts and condoms??

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 04:40:44 No.1572620

>>1572606
why is he having that little spigger give him a bj in the middle of a nice picture?

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MLB Thread 08/06/23 Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 16:02:56 No.1572517 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Chicago White Sox (44-68) vs. Cleveland Guardians (54-57)
>11:05 AM CT
<CWS +122 CLE -144
PCOCK

Toronto Blue Jays (62-50) vs. Boston Red Sox (57-53)
>12:35 PM CT
<TOR +122 BOS -144
NESN

Houston Astros (63-49) vs. New York Yankees (58-53)
>12:35 PM CT
<HOU -101 NYY -119
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Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 00:17:34 No.1572589

>>1572573
isn't that just a screenshot of the new little mermaid???

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 01:36:24 No.1572598

if the pads win this one do you think mil will mail a prank to nigger roberts' house?

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 02:25:39 No.1572602

>>1572573
lmfao
based

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 02:31:48 No.1572603

>>1572598
podrace did their usual thing and lost so now we will never know

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 02:42:56 No.1572605

>>1572573
OOOOOHHH VEYYY!

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death to america Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 17:28:38 No.1572528 [Reply]

SWEDEN 5 - us of gays and niggers 4 (PK)

this america hating dyke missed the goal entirely in penulty shootout causing ameriniggers to LOSE AND BE ELIMINATED FROM WORLD CUP

ha ha death to gays and americans

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Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 18:44:54 No.1572545

>>1572528
idk wat ur on about
grimy sweaty lesbo soccer chick lockerroom orgy sounds based as hell
thats exactly what id be doin if i was an soccer chick

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 19:49:25 No.1572558

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nice kaki

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 21:02:31 No.1572568

leave them in ausy

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 23:50:29 No.1572585

why are lesbians so bad at sparts?

Spartman 08/07/23 (Mon) 00:35:29 No.1572592

>>1572585
because bitches can't do shit other than suck dick

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 06:58:53 No.1572470 [Reply]

i got rally ::depressed:: bcuz no dudder ever wished me guuud mornen

dudder 08/06/23 (Sun) 15:18:53 No.1572513

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good morning /sp/ro

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 17:28:16 No.1572527

>>1572513
thanmks u too dudder 😎
nice rack tho 😈

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Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:20:49 No.1572451 [Reply]

i missed you spee

dudder 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:26:31 No.1572452

ame my beloved…

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:30:18 No.1572453

surprised the site is still going
figured dduder would've killed it by now
nice to see no csam for once either

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 05:06:56 No.1572459

>>1572453
no duder learned his lesson

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Spartman 08/03/23 (Thu) 14:12:06 No.1571962 [Reply]

if im 6'1 what size woman do i need to have 6'4 sons
show youre work

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Spartman 08/03/23 (Thu) 16:19:47 No.1571979

>>1571967
>666
Really makes you think.

Spartman 08/03/23 (Thu) 19:48:11 No.1572007

>>1571962
~6'8 to make up for genetic deviations and lower than normal testosterone in the gene pool as a whole

Spartman 08/03/23 (Thu) 21:00:36 No.1572016

clearly this data shows that women are holding >us back from being like 8ft tall
make women illegal

Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 09:48:42 No.1572111

>>1571967
What about non American women that use different measurements

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 03:33:39 No.1572444

Chart says it includes East Asian countries luckily

Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 15:08:40 No.1572152 [Reply]

Halp!

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Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 15:48:25 No.1572165

>>1572162
GODDAMNIT DELET RUGBY NOW!!!
DUDERRRRRRRRRRR

Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 16:02:44 No.1572166

>>1572165
delet ur fukn cash retard

Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 17:35:38 No.1572186

nothin wrong w a lil rugby

Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 17:42:26 No.1572187

>>1572186
I feel weird when looking at that buff fox tho…

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 02:24:12 No.1572437

>>1572160
Try using the desktop mode, pretty much all mobile browsers have it, I assume you can change it there

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MLB Thread 08/05/23 Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 18:02:17 No.1572355 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Houston Astros vs. New York Yankees
Game in Progress
>HOU: 1 - NYY: 1
MLBN

Tampa Bay Rays vs. Detroit Tigers
Game in Progress
>TB: 1 - DET: 1
MLBN

Atlanta Braves (70-37) vs. Chicago Cubs (56-54)
>1:20 PM CT
<ATL -158 CHC +135
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Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 23:54:32 No.1572414

>>1572405
>>1572408
>>1572409
Looked like he was waving the guy on first up to second. Wasn't looking at McGuire on third.

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 00:42:59 No.1572422

smacking dongs is gay

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 00:54:43 No.1572426

>>1572405
this is something i dont get how can you get a guy out by tagging 2nd after getting the batter out cant the guy running to 2nd run somewhere else like back to 1st

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 01:10:39 No.1572429

>>1572422
what if its girldong

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 01:15:37 No.1572430

>>1572429
then its lesbian, i think?

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Summerslam Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 02:34:35 No.1572260 [Reply]

Tomorrow, 8PM start time for the main show. Live from Detroit. Join us brothers.

https://smuglo.li/wooo/res/21913.html

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Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 20:34:24 No.1572373

>>1572282
25 man battle royale on the streets of detroit, last to get shot wins

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 22:16:16 No.1572391

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Oh hey I invited /eris/chan too. Expect to get poped.

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 23:54:50 No.1572415

Starting in 5

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 00:43:40 No.1572423

>>1572391
i poped my pants

Spartman 08/06/23 (Sun) 00:52:30 No.1572425

ty but i cant this year hope yeems have fun

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dudder 08/05/23 (Sat) 14:20:11 No.1572327 [Reply]

new /sp/ rules

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Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 14:55:46 No.1572333

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it tells you a lot about the value of the rules when they are used as a doormat, doesn't it?

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 16:25:40 No.1572342

>>1572333
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANTON

today…

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 16:32:24 No.1572343

i know im on for a bad time at someones house when i see stupid shit like that i just make up an excuse and leave then never come back

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 18:50:12 No.1572365

>>1572332
>No dogs
Are you a sandnigger?

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 18:52:02 No.1572366

no one:
absolutely nobody:
not a soul:
not even dotz:
dudder: we just crashed

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Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 09:23:56 No.1572299

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>obligatory post to incite discord

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 12:10:20 No.1572315

>>1572299
>5yrs in county for domestic abuse
lol
tho its not like most yuro soccer teams arent just random imported africans too

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 13:56:19 No.1572324

where do all those niggers come from anyway?
there's way too many niggers to be natural

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 18:17:25 No.1572359

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holy lel lmao i just remembered 7-65 wew them dawgs is hell

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 18:31:06 No.1572362

>>1572324
have u ever heard of this thing called slavery

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 17:59:50 No.1572354 [Reply]

make the sissy hypno thread

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mlb Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 21:46:30 No.1572219 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Atlanta Braves (70-37) vs. Chicago Cubs (56-54)
>1:20 PM CT
Winner: Atlanta Braves
8-0

Tampa Bay Rays (66-45) vs. Detroit Tigers (48-60)
>5:40 PM CT
<TB -146 DET +124
Apple TV+

Washington Nationals (46-63) vs. Cincinnati Reds (59-52)
>5:40 PM CT
<WSH +150 CIN -177
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Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 23:12:14 No.1572232

apparently domingo german chimped out in the yankees clubhouse by showing up drunk and getting violent with teammates and boonie himself

tip top lel

Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 23:55:12 No.1572237

>>1572232
that sounds pretty based

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 01:30:50 No.1572249

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This is now a Davis Schneider respect thread

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 01:37:37 No.1572251

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>>1572249
pretty good 1st mlb ab

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 04:16:41 No.1572268

>>1572251
nice hit

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Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 16:26:05 No.1572169 [Reply]

oh dear

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Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 17:57:47 No.1572192

BUILT FOR BIG SAUNA COCK

LITTLE MIDWEST CLITTIES COULD NEVER SATISFY HER

Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 19:57:36 No.1572206

>>1572192
da sauna is essentially a perfected clitty cage

Spartman 08/04/23 (Fri) 21:38:18 No.1572218

>>1572182
maybe they are just really fat

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 01:39:08 No.1572252

>>1572206
pretty sure the porn map of the united states exposed widwesterns as cuckolds

Spartman 08/05/23 (Sat) 03:28:35 No.1572264

>>1572169
gud thread