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 No.1661635[View All]

sumo starts on Sunday budys!
Stream will be at noon EST
Here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
154 posts and 33 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.1664299

>>1664277
the tampermonkey shit was what i was thinking of
i remember it from 8gag, when brendan fraser was unJUSTed and we all watched the mummy to celebrate

ill try both next time

 No.1664430

come on budys
stream starts in 45!

 No.1664431

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 No.1664435

>>1664431
there's a lot of funny things in this picture

 No.1664436

>>1664435
sumo is fun

 No.1664443

>>1664431
wide load

 No.1664447

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should ditch the anime
go oldskool on a mfer

 No.1664449

>>1664447
Anigay is what America gets for dropping the bombs

 No.1664451

>>1664449
well deserved

 No.1664466

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>>1664449
"the big gay" is what america gets for fighting the wrong enemy in ww2

 No.1664569

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summo in one hour, sparts!
picrel: the fateful moment of yesterday

 No.1664616

where can i get sumo tshirts?
looking for a christmas gift.

 No.1664621

>>1664569
>wen u see ur budy after a vary long tiem away
gud morneng huggrs budy

 No.1664709

File: 1732205396071.mp4 (42.28 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ura-vs-hiradoumi-20241120.mp4)

sumo in fifty
best bout of the year

 No.1664716

>>1664709
shit man now i wanna go to nippon to see these bouts in person
gotta start saving and learning sunrise speak NOW

 No.1664741

>>1664716
just start throwing silverware down the stairs and you learn it pretty quick

 No.1664757

>>1664741
youre thinking of chinese you racist dipshit. you learn japanese by shaking a retarded child

 No.1664760

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>>1664757
I thought you learn nipponese by watching weeb cartoons.

 No.1664769

>>1664760
lel you may as well be listening to a retarded kid being abused if that's how you're doing it

 No.1664772

>>1664741
>>1664757
>>1664760
>>1664769
you're all wrong you learn it by rubbing peanut butter on your balls and having your dog lick it off

 No.1664790

>>1664757
its all the same ching chong gooky nip bullshit

 No.1664898

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sumo in one hour budys!

 No.1664924

>>1664898
sry I missed sumo budys ;-;

 No.1664964

>>1664197
krav miga*

error posting error posting

 No.1665034

anything interesting happen this last round?
i rally hat having a job where i can't get away with having this kinda shit on in the background i need to find a new one

 No.1665059

File: 1732377882635.gif (4.55 MB, 640x356, 160:89, takamisakari-power-level.gif)

penultimate day budys!
come, watch some sumo!
ozeki Kotozakura and ozeki Hoshoryu is in the lead head to head at 12-1!
will they score their 13th point today?

>>1665034
ye, all kinds of interesting things

 No.1665204

File: 1732462426492.gif (6.14 MB, 640x360, 16:9, takamisakari-OVER9000.gif)

here we are budys, the final day
yesterday the two ozekis kept up with each other so everything will be decided today, Kotozakura vs Hoshoryu will close the tournament and decide the fate of the yusho
juryo championship is still undecided, anything can happen
come on budys, join us, chat

 No.1665210

45 minutes!

 No.1665215

>>1665204
fug i missed it
who won?

 No.1665223

Makuuchi just started budys!

 No.1665448

File: 1732561157114.mp4 (45.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, kotozakura-vs-hoshoryu.mp4)

All right, budys.
We closed a cool basho yesterday, with a tight race between the two favorites for the tournament championship.
Kotozakura and Hoshoryu clashed in the final bout to decide who is the best in November. If I were bet my money would have been on Hoshoryu. Result in the video.
This was an important basho, because Terunofuji is the sole yokozuna for a long time, and him being battered and broken, with his many injuries he can't perform his duties as the grand champion. They need at least another yokozuna, but only ozekis can be promoted. From the three sadly Onosato did not perform well enough. The other two I mentioned before technically both has the chance in January, because not just the yusho, but a second place with an outstanding performance (like we saw this basho) can be enough if next tournament he manages to win. Remember in theory one needs 2 consecutive tournament championship (or similar display) to gain the title of yokozuna.

In juryo the young Ukrainian freshly promoted to this division had the chance to fight the leading Kinbozan. With a win he could have had another match against him in the playoff, however Kinbozan confidently beat him.

Now, I have the award ceremony with the yusho interview downloaded, plus the full dohyo-iri (ring-entering ceremony) of the Makuuchi division, however both videos are too large to upload it to sportschan. Maybe I can figure out something.

 No.1665470

>>1665448
hory sheet that was fast
congrats to kotozakura

 No.1665483

>>1665448
mcdouble mcdidit

 No.1665490

gay sex is the most powerful martial art

 No.1665496

>>1665490
toothpaste pls

 No.1665534

>>1665483
quadruple tits > hard frown

 No.1665546

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>>1665534
>quadruple tits

 No.1665980

>>1665546
redefining titjob

 No.1666002


 No.1666190

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>>1665980
where does the member go, vertically across the breastline or in between the tit gap? asking for a friend

 No.1666194

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 No.1667030

need some help budys!
i either got kicked from nattosumo's *cord (where I get the videos from) or his server was nuked (i assume NHK got mad, copyright and all that)
so now i have no source for videos, or way to know what happened
however he has a telegram!
problem is i have no access to telegram (i dont use fucken smartphones) so it would be nice if one of the budys could check nattosumo's telegram maybe there is an info there

 No.1667059

>>1667030
ah shit thats terribru
>dont use smartphones
basado, just lik me fr so i cant help you but post lonk. mayb some1 will save one of the only active spart threads

 No.1667092

>>1667059
how about instead of these things i make cricket threads with my phone

 No.1667171

>>1667092
i lik crik

 No.1667428

I got confirmation that NattoSumo's shitcord server was deleted. Gonna get the videos from elsewhere.

 No.1667441

>>1667030
i dont think you actually need telegram for a link to work, try it
https://t.me/NattoSumo
the only news im seeing is *cord crap about the channel getting btfo, everything else is the videos of the sumos

 No.1667443

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this is what i see when i look at that link on my goyphone
if i had a consistent schedule that allowed me to regularly update this thread i'd do it but as of now shit's chaotic

 No.1667444

it won't allow me to preview it btw idk how this telegram shit goes i guess you have to have the app huh?

 No.1667452

>>1667444
you can do a telegram desktop i think there might be a webpage kinda interface too for desktop. and ya ur gonna need a phone number but those are free at least. ive had 3 telegram accounts using gogle voice numbers in the past



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