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File: 1731018115734-0.png (948.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, WHERE-SUMO.png)

File: 1731018115734-1.png (27.61 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki sumo.png)

 No.1661635[Last 50 Posts]

sumo starts on Sunday budys!
Stream will be at noon EST
Here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 No.1661636

oh shid if i thought that would werk i woulda done an OP title lmao

 No.1661644

dis not crik

 No.1661672

File: 1731029053611.jpg (814.42 KB, 1300x867, 1300:867, Japanese-lady-bowing.jpg)

muchos gracias kemosabe
big teru fit to fight?

 No.1661745

File: 1731051039455.jpg (293.36 KB, 1920x660, 32:11, 2024-kyushu-basho.jpg)

Thank you budy to make the thread for me!

Caveats:
I'm just hoping Nattosumo will release his videos in downloadable format just like they did previously. If not, well then no stream.
When I will know for sure? About Sunday morning (~6am on the US East Coast).

Am gonna make a post about the current banzuke (toplist) and write some thoughts, note couple of rikishis worthy of more interest perhaps.

 No.1661751

neat i was thinking about how i wished i saved that retarded kaki for myself, but thought it was too arrogant of a thing to do because of how little effort i actually put into it

 No.1661772

sumoooo tiem

 No.1661864

File: 1731090967549.jpeg (749.03 KB, 3850x2170, 55:31, kneepad.jpeg)

So here we go. I'll keep it short, I don't want to overwhelm the spartmans with too many names.

Makuuchi is the topmost division.
Yokozuna Terunofuji will not be present, >>1661672 sorry.
https://hochi.news/articles/20241107-OHT1T51042.html?page=1
This article says his knees are fucked. Picrel is what they have in the kneepad. Not sure which rikishi is in the photo.
So the tournament will start without a yokozuna. But we're gonna have three ozekis.
Have to pay attention to Onosato the most, since with his excellent performance right now he seems to have the most chance to get promoted to yokozuna - if he can win two consequent tournaments, two yushos. Or do some equally impressive performance.
Weirdly enough it seems his nemesis aren't the other two ozekis, but Takerufuji way down in the ranks, who beat him couple of bashos ago, when himself managed to win the tournament.

Juryo
Hakuoho is the most noteworthy. Young and talented lad who reached makuuchi, but his shoulder went under operation an he had to restart his climb.
Perhaps Aonishiki the other. He is a Ukrainian rikishi who performed quite well for now. We'll see if he can continue.

 No.1662229

>>1661635
btw that oekaki drawing is p good
saved

 No.1662258

File: 1731245663933.gif (1.45 MB, 250x250, 1:1, hoshoryu-rotate.gif)

all right buddis, we are in business
have both videos for the two topmost divisions we watch
so starting at noon EST (17:00 UTC, 18:00 CET) we're 100% watching sumo in the next two weeks every day, starting today

 No.1662259

forgot the fucking link but it's in the OP too https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

 No.1662266

File: 1731248964596.png (532.58 KB, 1601x786, 1601:786, 133-1339563_fight-round-1-….png)

>>1662258
aww yiss

 No.1662285

File: 1731254967749.jpg (1.14 MB, 1199x981, 11:9, former-ozeki.jpg)

SUMO IN ONE 1 HOUR BUDIS

 No.1662302

>>1662285
did the 4th guy win a mini-split or something?

 No.1662487

this isn't women's pole vault

 No.1662506

>>1662302
these four all reached the ozeki title except Takayasu never won a yusho (tournament championship).

stream in 2 hours budys

 No.1662523

pushy slappy starting

 No.1662538

GUD sumo yesterday and today

 No.1662607

File: 1731370252691.mp4 (34.54 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, peewee sumo.mp4)


 No.1662608

>>1662607
Dang that was pretty good.

 No.1662614

>>1662607
those bands around the bigger guy's knees look really uncomfortable

 No.1662749

File: 1731428426680.jpg (196.15 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, gyojis.jpg)

next round in 40

>>1662538
yea budy

>>1662607
what's his name? Hosei???
which division is this, jonidan, sandanme?

>>1662614
supports his joints

 No.1662753

>>1662607
that was raly close
big guy was about to just pick him up and try to toss him, but he fell out first

 No.1662755

>>1662749
yah i get that but it looks like they're squeezing tf out of his skin. then again he's also a fuckin sumo wrestler so i guess anything strapped to him tightly would look uncomfy

 No.1662763

>>1661635
yu japr budy?
Have a nice day

 No.1662799

>>1662749
Kosei, 16 vs. Amamidake, 39
idk wat division

 No.1662952

>>1662799
Found him.
Kosei Kanato, he's jonidan #83
>previous results
>3-4
>4-3
Not impressive, but yeah, he's just 16. Perhaps good to keep an eye on.

 No.1662983

File: 1731521210314.jpeg (157.33 KB, 291x392, 291:392, IMG_2784.jpeg)

doyers guy

 No.1662984


 No.1663012

>>1662983
ah shit i was lookin for a white jacket

 No.1663015

>>1662983
how much longer until there's a doyer sumo wrassler that btfos a saunakee wrassler?

 No.1663149

File: 1731602203321.gif (10.5 MB, 640x360, 16:9, takakeisho-getting-his-ars….gif)

cam on budys, sumo in 20-30 or something, sit your arse down

 No.1663152

>>1663149
can't i'm at woooorrrrrk FUCK
gib highlights when it's ogre pls

 No.1663153

>>1663152
me too budy

 No.1663176

File: 1731617734574.mp4 (46.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wakamotoharu-vs-hoshoryu.mp4)

>>1662763
i think a higher up or a regular sparsman opened this thread with my lines i posted in other thread
i'm not japr, budy

>>1663152
not sure which bouts you are interested in
here's the ultimate match between Wakamotoharu and Hoshoryu
very good bout, although not a long struggle

spoilers below:
Oho beat Kirishima, shamefur dispray from the ex-ozeki, and with performances like this he won't get back the title
Kotozakura beat Ura, and Onosato beat Atamifuji fairly easily. Atami is yet to beat Onosato, he'll get there, just give some time, he beat the rest of the ozekis, so why the hell not
And finally Hiradoumi bagged a point against Wakamotoharu.

[spoiler]how do I spoiler the whoop[/spoiler]

 No.1663178

>>1663176
i'm interested in all of them until i learn it all more better so i can gamble on it and probly still lose but hopefully not as badly
thenkrs budy

 No.1663236

File: 1731638529075.webm (41.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Hoshoryu sumo flips WAKAF….webm)

i dont give a FUCK about filesize
but if sum1 cropped it and made it a gif that wud be gud

 No.1663237

>>1663176
ah shit i shoulda looked before even starting this encoding stuff

 No.1663238

im vary bad at encoding anyway

 No.1663293

>>1663178
hmmm. sumo gambling
if you could guess who's gonna have a hot streak (10+ wins) or a cold streak (10+ losses), you could bet on each of his matches, just on him or against him and net a good profit.

>>1663236
gonna look into it

 No.1663354

File: 1731685988146.gif (38.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wakamotoharu-vs-hoshoryu.gif)

>>1663236
here's gif.
like 9Mb smaller
I tried to optimize it with GIMP, but the file got larger… so this is just a simple conversion to gif, is any use to this?

 No.1663355

File: 1731686333075.png (10.01 KB, 1109x131, 1109:131, waka.png)

>>1663176
>>1663354
??????????????????????????

 No.1663357

File: 1731686546007.png (20.21 KB, 591x211, 591:211, waka2.png)

perhaps this is more readable
so dun goofed his name like a mong in the posts above

 No.1663359

>>1663357
<why's wakatak*kage's name filtered?
>wakatak*kage
>k*ka
why does dudder bother w filters? do they stop undesirables from posting?

 No.1663368

>>1663354
that gif of the whole fight lel but vid i posted is just da flip
idk about that filter

 No.1663374

>>1663355
>>1663357
>>1663359
did you forget poop pedophile used to spam the catalog with threads about k*k* right before posting irl loli all over?
shitsux yah but it's either deal with the filter or see bloodied little girls being raped every time you visit

 No.1663380

>>1663374
i'm not around that much

 No.1663385

>>1663359
it def does seem to help quite a bit
the chomo shit was absolutely relentless for a while there. lik multiple times a day for months on end

 No.1663400

File: 1731697652425.gif (19.29 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, sumoflip.gif)

>>1663374
oh yeah no shit
>>1663354
gif

 No.1663410

File: 1731698269967-0.gif (11.05 MB, 960x540, 16:9, sumoflipscaled2.gif)

File: 1731698269967-1.gif (5.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, sumoflipscaled1.gif)

File: 1731698269967-2.gif (3.07 MB, 499x281, 499:281, sumoflipscaled.gif)

>>1663400
scaled down gifs
the flip was worth the effort

 No.1663836

>>1663410
>>1663400
nice work spart

 No.1663839

>>1663380
oh well i'm not exaggerating about the bloodied child, he was posting that shit constantly

 No.1663854

sumo in an hour budis

>>1663410
good jerb
Poor Waka-
taka-
kage

 No.1663875

>>1663410
ah shit he landed square on his ass i wonder if his spine hurt like a son of a bitch after that

 No.1663890

>>1663410
this is lik the irl version of that phony shit that steven seagal LARPs hes the karate master of

literally just picking up a 300lb dude by his shoulder and flipping him

 No.1663911

>>1663890
not only that but being a 300lb dude yourself and also being limber enough to do that judo shit where he leaned forward and flipped him with his leg. dude almost did a full 360 he got flipped so hard

 No.1663974

>>1663911
is judo the only martial art thats actually "martial"?
seems all the other ones are more lik choreographed dance
whereas you actually see judo tech being used in UFC sometimes

 No.1663979

>>1663974
its all fake and gay

 No.1663986

>>1663974
idk i'm no expert. supposedly jiu jitsu is gud since there's actual grappling involved, and muay thai is used in MMA, but it looks like those and judo are the only azn techniques that actually have any practical use. the rest of it seems like fake theatrical shit peddled by chinks as paht of dey cultcha.
actually now that i think about it a chinky MMA fighter git in trouble in china because he kept going around beating up martial arts "masters" just to prove how bullshit most of it is

 No.1663990

>>1663974
lot of the big ones have something to it tbqh, just diff tools for diff jobs not a magic fuck you mode
lik momentum reversal and fulcrum points with weight/strength advantage over opposing body parts lik that hip throw is physics. cant argue that
got rally pissed off sparring a wing chun guy, almost impossible to land bc our speed was close but thats obv not gonna do shit against a bear hugger
>>1663979
ever been put in a thumb lock by a jerkkkop who knows to lift the elbow? its humiliating how little control you have

 No.1663995

>>1663986
>a chinky MMA fighter git in trouble in china because he kept going around beating up martial arts "masters"
thats raly based tbh
some anigay shit but irl
also isnt that what ranma did?

 No.1663999

File: 1731860044575.png (87.22 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, plebbit practical martial ….png)

>>1663974
If the martial art relies on following rurus to werk it's shit.

 No.1664003

>>1663999
yea but you still see judo grapples quite a bit even in fights with no restrictions
so it must be worth something

 No.1664004

File: 1731861327037.gif (1.82 MB, 498x294, 83:49, atamifuji-aki-basho.gif)

sumo in 30
well 25!

 No.1664005

File: 1731861589135.mp4 (12.01 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, female-sports.mp4)


 No.1664010

>>1663995
iunno i haven't watched/read whatever that is

 No.1664012

>>1664003
>>1663999
the way i see it in my infinite ignorance is judo is perfectly practical since you're fuckin throwing people onto their asses but obviously if you stick to tournament rules in an irl fight then someone who knows how to both strike and grapple is just gonna whoop you and then probably stomp on your head for trying to throw them

 No.1664014

>>1664005
lmfao
white athlete must be pissed
what a joke

 No.1664015

>>1664005
imagine paying to see this i'd demand my money back

 No.1664016

>>1664014
>athlete

 No.1664017

>>1664014
she knew it was one of those scripted fake-out bossfights where youre actually not supposed to attack

 No.1664018

do you need some script thang for cytube? i rememeber i used to need somethin lik that

 No.1664020

>>1664018
script thang?
no
if you want to stream you need a place to host the video
some streaming site like youtube or dailymotion or whatever is supported
there is a faq/documentation of cytube somewhere

 No.1664022

File: 1731865761085.jpg (38.23 KB, 640x360, 16:9, NO SOCIAL CREDIT EVER AGAI….jpg)

>>1663995
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Xiaodong
dude was going around beating up all the "masters" and it tanked his social credit but he kept doing it anyways, shit was super funny

 No.1664037

>>1664022
i dunno why the chink government hasn't just "disappeared" him yet its not like they don't do that shit for way less

 No.1664054

>>1664037
>its not like they don't do that shit for way less
i dont think they do tho
lik why would they kill him?
their govt isnt staffed by martial arts memesters. theyre just gommies. hes not any actual threat to the party whatsoever. those are the kinds of guys that get disappeared.

lik theyre chinese, so they give way too much of a fuck about "face", sure. i get that.
but him btfoing a bunch of dumb grifters doesnt rly do much to fuck w their face.
i bet the kung fu grifters are just rich af, and/or related to some govt official, and they just bitched about it to try to avoid getting btfo

 No.1664059

>>1664020
oh no i was just trying to watch the stream earlier and it wouldnt work.
it would try to load for a bit and then stop

i remember with some older browsers, when using cytube, i used to have some greasemonkey script/add-on that let it play nice with firefox. now im on out-of-date brave, so its prolly some issue w that

 No.1664065

>>1664022
holy fuck that guys got a mean lookin punch tho

 No.1664078

>>1664005
>Battle of the Bulge (1944-1945, colorized)

 No.1664084

>>1664054
you can go look at his story and see he's had multiple friends and family members get fucked with hardcore because of his antics. you don't seem to understand the level of the chink government's insistence on making their culture look supeliol in every way it's part of a massive overcorrection from the cultural revolution where they were doing the opposite retard shit and trying to erase their entire history because gommunism demanded it. some famous mma fighter running around not only telling but showing people that glasshoppel styre gung foo clane fist isn't actually some magic guaranteed asskick shits all over their martial arts culture, and i'm sure you're aware people across the planet used to buy way into their magic tai chi bullshit because of jackie chan/jet li/chow yun fat movies
plus you should keep in mind this is the same cunt whose current leader gets so mad about being compared to winnie the pooh that he will ruin people's lives over it

 No.1664085

>>1664065
i would hope if he's coaching mma

 No.1664088

so /sp/ is dead dead

should I keep coming back here or where to go?

 No.1664089

>>1664088
tye only reason to make that post is to be a faggot, fuck off if it's not fast enough for you then

 No.1664090

>>1664089
you seem angry, are you a child?

 No.1664091

>>1664084
>you can go look at his story and see he's had multiple friends and family members get fucked with hardcore because of his antics
oh i get it. im well aware of social credit shenanigans and how bad it can get
im just saying them doing that is very diff from actually trying to kill him.
its china, and theyre gommies. they believe in censorship lik christfags believe in god

 No.1664092

>>1664088
you can go back to reddit, nigger

 No.1664094

>>1664092
You seem to have the intelligence of a nigger but you're here so you're white. you're pathetic.

kill yourself or prove you're better than a welfare nigger you worthless piece of shit

 No.1664096

you're a bunch or circle jerking faggots that stayed here sucking each others dicks for fucking years. you're a literal faggot

 No.1664100

File: 1731883087567.png (75.87 KB, 772x706, 386:353, Screenshot 2024-11-17 1736….png)

being angry on the internet doesn't get you anywhere

 No.1664103

>le spee is kil ;_;;;;
<its dont
>LOLE U MAD?
>….
>REEE NIGGERS
lel >were not ur therapist dude
no one cares. if youre having a bad time its prolly cuz you deserve it

 No.1664104

>>1664103
who r u????????huh anti spam

 No.1664105

>>1664096
>you're a literal faggot
lel projection
i gotta wonder what your life is like where you're so fucking serious on the internet, jesus

 No.1664107

>>1664105
you enjoy 5 posts an hour?

 No.1664108


 No.1664109

>>1664108
so again, who are you?

 No.1664110

>>1664107
i have a real life, which involves work, a wife, children, lots of money and more projects than i can bother to finish
spee is where i come to relax, catch up on shit, and make jokes with other anons who share my sense of humor and ive been posting with 5ever
wtf do you do with all your damn time where you can stick around here for a fucking hour???

 No.1664111

>>1664110
> and make jokes with other anons
there aren't any

 No.1664112

>>1664111
theres you.

 No.1664113

i lik sumo

 No.1664114

>>1664112
and I'm here bitching and moaning like a faggot like you you're annoying

 No.1664115

>>1664114
ok??
just cry and piss and shid your pants, i guess.
im not sure what you're looking to get out of this interaction

 No.1664116

idk m8
sounds lik you should end it

 No.1664117

>>1664110
I have a real life. I run a $200M company and want to come here where I can call you slurs and tell your how bad you are at your life because it's therapeutic.

do you wanna ban me?

 No.1664118

>>1664117
name your company

 No.1664120

>>1664118
niggers.inc

 No.1664122

>>1664118
sportschan.com

 No.1664123

holy fuck budys i got this new bed and its so fukn comfterble i think i might just lie here n die

 No.1664124

I still have a pair of unworn size 10.5m kobe helicopter v6 nikes. they're going going pretty high

https://stockx.com/kobe-6-helicopter

 No.1664125

>>1664123
what type budy

 No.1664127

>>1664124
sneakerheads are faggots

 No.1664129

File: 1731884877020.mp4 (843.59 KB, 320x568, 40:71, VID_20241117_180714_075.mp4)

>>1664125
no idea its in a new truk i switched to yesterday

 No.1664130

>>1664127
well kobe died and he had a shoe named "helicopter" so I bought a pair for $300 like an hour after he died and posted it here. from my link they're now worth $1200

you sound like a faggot nigger

 No.1664131

>>1664129
so mattress or truk bed?

 No.1664132

>>1664131
mattress. it must be after market cuz i aint never a bed this comf in a truk before

 No.1664133

mattress in truk so i guess both

 No.1664136

>>1664132
what type of mattress

 No.1664137

fucking bitch i ask what kind of mattress and you dont even bother giving an answer
site is fucking dead might as well pack up and leave

 No.1664138

>>1664137
I'm the one that asked about the mattress type

you just want attention and you're annoying. you're why people left

 No.1664139

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>>1664137
>HES this mad
>on the INTERNET

 No.1664140

>>1664139
please be kind, oil'bro' is having an episode

 No.1664141

>>1664140
if you really think I'm wrong I'll stop posting. I'm sorry

 No.1664142

>>1664137
only type of mattress you need to be thinking about is the one i throw you down on face down ass up and take your bussy with much force and no lube

and if you even think of getting shit on my dick, im going to beat you with metal rods

 No.1664143

>>1664141
you're being a sperg, if you really want to know
>>1664142
tariqposting is scawy

 No.1664145

>>1664143
I am a sperg :(

 No.1664146


 No.1664147

>>1664145
ok glad you recognized that
NOW APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING I WAS THE REASON EVERYONE LEFT THE SITE AND FOR ETERNALLY KILLING SPEE
NOW

 No.1664148

>>1664147
well I haven't posted here for like 2 years so it's definitely not my fault and I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say it is not your fault

I just want to make /sp/ great again

 No.1664150

>>1664148
>well I haven't posted here for like 2 years
yes we member.
anyway, relax. its just the internet.
also theres some irony in being the guy that abandoned spee for 2 years telling everyone else who stuck it out that they're the reason it died
also not dead

 No.1664151

prolly just some /v/igger that got lost
not even gonna reply to him not worth my time

 No.1664152

File: 1731887080436.jpg (263.74 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, wadina ball z.jpg)

>mommy change my diapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
'no'

 No.1664153

File: 1731887147562.png (196.73 KB, 382x249, 382:249, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1664151
sorry guys, i screwed up. i realize that.
so thats why im PULLING A BHARV
to show that i truly mean it.

 No.1664154

>>1664150
>telling everyone else who stuck it out
there's notably fewer people here now. when I left sunday threads had 100 IPs

buckeye is gone too. he probably only stayed for so long because of me I guess

but cuckeye was also a gay commie so I don't care. I'm happy to move forward but the posts are definitely significantly slower now
>>1664151
only worthless losers think everyone else plays videogames

 No.1664155

>>1664152
>evil sayan princess wadina
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 No.1664157

i've been posting as 5 personas for a decade now, cut some slack

 No.1664158

>>1664157
I was 3 people before I left. that probably contributed

 No.1664159

>>1664059
>>1664018
Tampermonkey. Cytube should have the script (somewhere). For livestreams you shouldn't need it (I think).

 No.1664163

File: 1731888628964.mp4 (617.19 KB, 480x360, 4:3, IT'S ME AUSTIN.mp4)

im actually duddr and every other ip on this site
i've been talking to myself for eight years now
it was all me

 No.1664167

There was only ever five of us tbh

 No.1664178

it's actually been 10 years

 No.1664186

File: 1731893107846.gif (741.41 KB, 275x205, 55:41, risitas despair.gif)


 No.1664190

>he threw a fuckin fit because i told him to fuck off
lel ofc i'm right again and it was just a shitstirring faggot

 No.1664191

also p telling how you picked an actual sparts thread to shit and cry in instead of the politics thread, maybe things are less gud than they were years ago but they sure as hell didn't get worse because of your absence. shoulda just stayed gone you fuckin babby

 No.1664193

>>1664091
didn't say killed i said disappeared. i get why you think it automatically meant killed but being disappeared in china frequently means going missing because you're being reeducated and then you pop back up later and don't tell anyone what happened because chink government rally will kill you the next time. that actually happened to one of his budies, he went missing during covid lockdowns bc he was shittalking how the government was handling things and then showed up like a year or two later and refused to talk about whatever happened to him

 No.1664195

I wasn't the only one sperging but my bad I won't sperg again. it was pent up ya know

 No.1664196

>>1664129
which cunt is tubby from? burgerland? the way he jiggles it doesn't look like there's as much muscle under his tubbiness as the nip wrestlers

 No.1664197

File: 1731896572130.png (514.46 KB, 807x1024, 807:1024, big jew.png)

is krav maga aka jew jitsu a meme or actually practical to learn

 No.1664198

>>1664197
isn't krav maga if you have weapons and jiu jitsu if you don't

 No.1664200

>>1664197
i've never actually looked up what krav maga is like and at a quick glance it just looks like a mix of a bunch of shit that's supposedly actually useful in a real fight. so it's just jewish mma

 No.1664203

>>1664198
no it's for if jews get cornered by hamasbros and ran out of tactical diapers to shit into

 No.1664252

File: 1731935770968.gif (1.88 MB, 640x560, 8:7, tsurugisho-side-eye.gif)

>>1664129
he lost because he didnt bareback his panty.

 No.1664259

>>1664197
its legit. if yeem gonna pick one up could do way worse

 No.1664269

File: 1731944634297.gif (2.09 MB, 640x358, 320:179, tochimaru-printing-press.gif)

Arrite budys.
Day 9 is coming up, half of the tournament is over!

Yesterday the first kachi koshi (8 wins) was declared, Oshoumi leads juryo unbeaten. He is at the back of the banzuke (toplist) at #14 while #1 Kinbozan is just one point behind with 7-1. His performance is stronk, and I think has the most chance for juryo yusho (tournament championship in the juryo division).

Makuuchi is a bit more complicated.
Two ozekis, Kotozakura and Hoshoryu are head to head at 7-1, performing very well. Two more rikishis holding the same amount of points, but they have way lesser chance for the makuuchi yusho. Onosato is just one point behind 6-2, I would not rule him out by any measure. He has the potential to win this.
However.
Wakataka "The Unspeakable One" Kage has a really good form, and while he was defeated thrice already, he also faced all the hardest opponent, the top, the cream of the banzuke. Today he fights the beatable Shodai, and then in the rest of his matches he'll face lesser opponents. A 12-3 final score from him is within the realm of the possible, and could be a score that is enough for the yusho, but at least for a playoff.
So unless the ozekis will fare extremely well, and pull a 13-2 or 14-1, I don't see a problem with considering him of one who has the odds.

 No.1664272


 No.1664277

>>1664059
>>1664018
>>1664159
if you use script blockers, you have to allow endchan.net on our channel

 No.1664280

>>1664277
Ah yeah, I remember I had to unblock the google api for jewtube embeds because ublock breaks cytube, that would probably do it if it's tying into some api with endchan.

 No.1664299

>>1664277
the tampermonkey shit was what i was thinking of
i remember it from 8gag, when brendan fraser was unJUSTed and we all watched the mummy to celebrate

ill try both next time

 No.1664430

come on budys
stream starts in 45!

 No.1664431

File: 1732032944777.jpg (254.88 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, Kotozakura.jpg)


 No.1664435

>>1664431
there's a lot of funny things in this picture

 No.1664436

>>1664435
sumo is fun

 No.1664443

>>1664431
wide load

 No.1664447

File: 1732038602390.png (87.17 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, ClipboardImage.png)

should ditch the anime
go oldskool on a mfer

 No.1664449

>>1664447
Anigay is what America gets for dropping the bombs

 No.1664451

>>1664449
well deserved

 No.1664466

File: 1732051902823.jpg (310.97 KB, 994x1280, 497:640, George_S._Patton_01.jpg)

>>1664449
"the big gay" is what america gets for fighting the wrong enemy in ww2

 No.1664569

File: 1732118456201.jpg (325.77 KB, 1657x2048, 1657:2048, daisoho-vs-onosato.jpg)

summo in one hour, sparts!
picrel: the fateful moment of yesterday

 No.1664616

where can i get sumo tshirts?
looking for a christmas gift.

 No.1664621

>>1664569
>wen u see ur budy after a vary long tiem away
gud morneng huggrs budy

 No.1664709

File: 1732205396071.mp4 (42.28 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ura-vs-hiradoumi-20241120.mp4)

sumo in fifty
best bout of the year

 No.1664716

>>1664709
shit man now i wanna go to nippon to see these bouts in person
gotta start saving and learning sunrise speak NOW

 No.1664741

>>1664716
just start throwing silverware down the stairs and you learn it pretty quick

 No.1664757

>>1664741
youre thinking of chinese you racist dipshit. you learn japanese by shaking a retarded child

 No.1664760

File: 1732226550816.jpeg (8.63 KB, 229x173, 229:173, download.jpeg)

>>1664757
I thought you learn nipponese by watching weeb cartoons.

 No.1664769

>>1664760
lel you may as well be listening to a retarded kid being abused if that's how you're doing it

 No.1664772

>>1664741
>>1664757
>>1664760
>>1664769
you're all wrong you learn it by rubbing peanut butter on your balls and having your dog lick it off

 No.1664790

>>1664757
its all the same ching chong gooky nip bullshit

 No.1664898

File: 1732291215099.jpg (96.5 KB, 908x1310, 454:655, IMG_5412.jpg)

sumo in one hour budys!

 No.1664924

>>1664898
sry I missed sumo budys ;-;

 No.1664964

>>1664197
krav miga*

error posting error posting

 No.1665034

anything interesting happen this last round?
i rally hat having a job where i can't get away with having this kinda shit on in the background i need to find a new one

 No.1665059

File: 1732377882635.gif (4.55 MB, 640x356, 160:89, takamisakari-power-level.gif)

penultimate day budys!
come, watch some sumo!
ozeki Kotozakura and ozeki Hoshoryu is in the lead head to head at 12-1!
will they score their 13th point today?

>>1665034
ye, all kinds of interesting things

 No.1665204

File: 1732462426492.gif (6.14 MB, 640x360, 16:9, takamisakari-OVER9000.gif)

here we are budys, the final day
yesterday the two ozekis kept up with each other so everything will be decided today, Kotozakura vs Hoshoryu will close the tournament and decide the fate of the yusho
juryo championship is still undecided, anything can happen
come on budys, join us, chat

 No.1665210

45 minutes!

 No.1665215

>>1665204
fug i missed it
who won?

 No.1665223

Makuuchi just started budys!

 No.1665448

File: 1732561157114.mp4 (45.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, kotozakura-vs-hoshoryu.mp4)

All right, budys.
We closed a cool basho yesterday, with a tight race between the two favorites for the tournament championship.
Kotozakura and Hoshoryu clashed in the final bout to decide who is the best in November. If I were bet my money would have been on Hoshoryu. Result in the video.
This was an important basho, because Terunofuji is the sole yokozuna for a long time, and him being battered and broken, with his many injuries he can't perform his duties as the grand champion. They need at least another yokozuna, but only ozekis can be promoted. From the three sadly Onosato did not perform well enough. The other two I mentioned before technically both has the chance in January, because not just the yusho, but a second place with an outstanding performance (like we saw this basho) can be enough if next tournament he manages to win. Remember in theory one needs 2 consecutive tournament championship (or similar display) to gain the title of yokozuna.

In juryo the young Ukrainian freshly promoted to this division had the chance to fight the leading Kinbozan. With a win he could have had another match against him in the playoff, however Kinbozan confidently beat him.

Now, I have the award ceremony with the yusho interview downloaded, plus the full dohyo-iri (ring-entering ceremony) of the Makuuchi division, however both videos are too large to upload it to sportschan. Maybe I can figure out something.

 No.1665470

>>1665448
hory sheet that was fast
congrats to kotozakura

 No.1665483

>>1665448
mcdouble mcdidit

 No.1665490

gay sex is the most powerful martial art

 No.1665496

>>1665490
toothpaste pls

 No.1665534

>>1665483
quadruple tits > hard frown

 No.1665546

File: 1732629979954.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 345.43 KB, 1800x1013, 1800:1013, Senzaki Yukiko - Kansen x….jpeg)

>>1665534
>quadruple tits

 No.1665980

>>1665546
redefining titjob

 No.1666002


 No.1666190

File: 1732987725063.png (25.49 KB, 191x272, 191:272, imagining.png)

>>1665980
where does the member go, vertically across the breastline or in between the tit gap? asking for a friend

 No.1666194

File: 1732989164075.png (652.73 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1667030

need some help budys!
i either got kicked from nattosumo's *cord (where I get the videos from) or his server was nuked (i assume NHK got mad, copyright and all that)
so now i have no source for videos, or way to know what happened
however he has a telegram!
problem is i have no access to telegram (i dont use fucken smartphones) so it would be nice if one of the budys could check nattosumo's telegram maybe there is an info there

 No.1667059

>>1667030
ah shit thats terribru
>dont use smartphones
basado, just lik me fr so i cant help you but post lonk. mayb some1 will save one of the only active spart threads

 No.1667092

>>1667059
how about instead of these things i make cricket threads with my phone

 No.1667171

>>1667092
i lik crik

 No.1667428

I got confirmation that NattoSumo's shitcord server was deleted. Gonna get the videos from elsewhere.

 No.1667441

>>1667030
i dont think you actually need telegram for a link to work, try it
https://t.me/NattoSumo
the only news im seeing is *cord crap about the channel getting btfo, everything else is the videos of the sumos

 No.1667443

File: 1733587126071.png (222.02 KB, 694x924, 347:462, fatslap collide channel.png)

this is what i see when i look at that link on my goyphone
if i had a consistent schedule that allowed me to regularly update this thread i'd do it but as of now shit's chaotic

 No.1667444

it won't allow me to preview it btw idk how this telegram shit goes i guess you have to have the app huh?

 No.1667452

>>1667444
you can do a telegram desktop i think there might be a webpage kinda interface too for desktop. and ya ur gonna need a phone number but those are free at least. ive had 3 telegram accounts using gogle voice numbers in the past



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