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official™ the postseason thread Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 22:54:04 No.1653394 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Mets (89-73) vs. Brewers (93-69)
>6:08 PM CT
<NYM +109 MIL -129
ESPN

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Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 02:30:54 No.1653443

ITS A DORKSTER WORLD
YOUR JUST LIVING IN IT

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 02:34:19 No.1653445

watch we will probably get some shitball snoozefest worlds eries like toygers vs padres

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 03:40:56 No.1653452

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>>1653417

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 17:58:23 No.1653564

>>1653452
who TF drew this?

Spartman (You) 10/04/24 (Fri) 18:16:25 No.1653566

>>1653564
me (you) silly

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NFL WEEK 4 -TNF BUCS @ FALCONS Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 22:23:04 No.1653383 [Reply]

THU, OCT 3

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) vs. Atlanta Falcons (2-2)
>7:15 PM CT
<ATL -2.5 TOTAL 43.5
AMZN

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Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 01:25:24 No.1653429

borkley memefield is kinda elite ?

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 01:52:07 No.1653434

>luckswing on left monitor
>handegg on right
like a true spartman

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 12:06:12 No.1653507

>that boy ain't right

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 13:27:51 No.1653517

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okay
they had an acutally insanely good game on tnf

kirk cousins decided to be the GOAT version of himself

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 13:44:20 No.1653519

>>1653517
ofc i decided not to watch, cousins manages to piss me off even when goating 😤

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Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 08:02:14 No.1646848 [Reply]

Sumo is here. Starting on the Sunday!
Gonna do the usual stream at 16:00 UTC, which is aboot noon on the US East Coast.

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Spartman 09/26/24 (Thu) 20:47:50 No.1651497

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ballin

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 06:43:43 No.1652032

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i mean this is just so much manlier

Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:13:01 No.1652079

>>1652032
thats lik yur opinion man

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 09:40:33 No.1653486

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Here's the Award Ceremony and the yusho interview for Aki Basho 2024.
I compressed it to 480p so I can upload. It's about 15 minutes long.
Congrats again sekiwake Onosato Daiki. sekiwake is his rank, Onosato Daiki is his full ring name
First they sing the Japanese anthem (even if the rikishi is a foreigner) then they give him the awards, then the interview commences. Both questions and replies are fairly "schematic". They are usually say the same like:
>How do you feel now?
>What did you think/feel when…?
>I just wanted to give my best
>I just wanted to do my own sumo
>I just concentrated on the particular bout
>I just wanted to make my coach/parents proud
etc. etc.
There are some random things they say by themselves ofc. it's just there are stuff that expected to say I think.

Spartman 10/04/24 (Fri) 10:13:24 No.1653489

>>1653486
uuhhh hai uh sensei you haveru strongest fattest slapparu and pushu grory to ring outtu

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Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 14:18:31 No.1653311 [Reply]

you just lost it

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 14:51:37 No.1653319

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YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 15:59:11 No.1653326

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Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 18:55:25 No.1653342

>>1653311
FUK YU BUDY

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 19:37:55 No.1653350

aw heck

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official™ the postseason thread Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:55:32 No.1653128 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tigers vs. Astros
Game in Progress
>DET: 0 - HOU: 0
ABC

Royals (86-76) vs. Orioles (91-71)
>3:38 PM CT
<KC +128 BAL -151
ESPN

Mets (89-73) vs. Brewers (93-69)
>6:38 PM CT
<NYM -102 MIL -118
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Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 05:57:48 No.1653246

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3 comedy central teams in the alds? how did we go from the standings after the all star game last year to this??? was there a secret timeline switch that no one noticed? where is the AL bEAST supremacy?? what is happening here? is this yet another sign of the coming of the anti-christ?

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 08:25:39 No.1653259

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we gud here?

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 10:29:07 No.1653271

>>1653246
al least is ALWAYS comfy

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 11:11:30 No.1653275

>>1653246
regular season is meaningless
see: nigger roberts

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 13:08:15 No.1653298

>>1653246
the craziest one is the tigers
they SOLD at the trade deadline, which generally means that team is punting the season away and trading away good starts for future prospects

but instead, they somehow starting ripping off wins and knocked out a division winner

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 14:54:36 No.1652574 [Reply]

go look at kinda old threads theyre still celebrating speeday
threds on pg 5 rn are havin a party and >we werent invited T_T

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Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 10:24:31 No.1653270

>>1653257
was this a serious post or is there a joke i'm not getting bc i have a hard time believing someone here took this thread seriously

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 11:15:36 No.1653276

>>1653270
Biggest moron on the planet here. I thrive on delivering the message of intent to targets like you without ever revealing the true purpose. Get a life.

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 11:27:32 No.1653279

>>1653257
>>1653276
autism

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 12:13:12 No.1653287

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>>1653279
Asdssa

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 12:50:26 No.1653291

>>1653276
oh ok i was worried you were actually rarted and angry for a second phew

weaselbro 10/03/24 (Thu) 03:58:27 No.1653235 [Reply]

I like catboys

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 04:14:05 No.1653237

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Big Dogs

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 09:55:32 No.1653266

i lik pusy

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DEBATEB OWL ROUND 3 - VICE PRESIDENT EDITION Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 12:02:24 No.1652303 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1

<Republican JD "Do you hate Mexicans?" Vance
VERSUS
#Democrat Tim "Sissy Hypno Buck Breeding Master" Walz
==IN NEW YORK CITY, NY

9:00 PM ET / 8:00 PM CT / 7:00 PM MT / 6:00 PM PT
https://www.c-span.org/video/?538521-1/simulcast-cbs-news-vice-presidential-debate

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Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:42:28 No.1653186

>>1653180
i think i made him go insane with that test post. whoops, no regrets tho

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:35:09 No.1653200

>>1653172
yeah but VPs often go on to become president
so its definitely a desirable position

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:37:17 No.1653201

>>1653186
lil bro just cant handle terminal brainrot lik a spartman yet
needs to drop his namefag account, its blatantly obvious at this point

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:58:34 No.1653204

>>1653180
its called a manjob sweaty

Spartman 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:22:55 No.1653249

>>1653204
Dudderjob > CRowjob > Dotzjob > all other jobs

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RACISM THREAD Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 04:31:34 No.1653001 [Reply]

everything related to racing
just watched this wild sport in japan. their nascar is MUCH more interesting

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:05:10 No.1653112

How does one get on a jap nascar team?

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official™ the postseason thread Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 16:31:11 No.1652586 [Reply]

prob be better if aibro made the postseason threads but wutevsss

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tigers (86-76) vs. Astros (88-73)
>1:32 PM CT
<DET +129 HOU -153
ABC

Royals (86-76) vs. Orioles (91-71)
>3:08 PM CT
<KC +130 BAL -154
ESPN2

Mets (89-73) vs. Brewers (93-69)
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Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:33:07 No.1652794

>>1652726
see >>1652664

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:39:07 No.1652813

>>1652794
im happy for you my friend

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:57:43 No.1652847

braves friend ?
are you okay ?

i mean tbf, the padres have looked absolutely nasty since the break

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:08:40 No.1652876

>>1652813
remember how you kissb owled me when wade did da thang?

Spartman 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:12:30 No.1652882

>>1652876
SOME KISSEYS THAT WERE GIVEN WERE NEVER MEANT

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Spartman 09/28/24 (Sat) 11:52:55 No.1651849 [Reply]

gif thread

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Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:27:24 No.1652252

>>1652186
any other faggot opinions to share with the class?

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 11:31:25 No.1652298

>>1652252
autism

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 12:04:27 No.1652305

>>1652252
aw tysm

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 19:59:23 No.1652401

in tiktok we trust

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 23:13:10 No.1652693

tiktok

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official™ the brovs mests day Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:20:44 No.1652352 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Mets vs. Braves
Game in Progress
>NYM: 0 - ATL: 0
ESPN2

Mets (88-72) vs. Braves (88-72)
>3:40 PM CT
<NYM +130 ATL -149
ESPN2

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Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:03:15 No.1652500

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ha ha

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 08:05:31 No.1652521

>>1652453
WOOHOO
LET'S GO BRAVES

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:09:33 No.1652576

>>1652500
poor sneks

who will knock the dodgers out of the playoffs this year ?

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:40:55 No.1652579

>>1652576
themselves like always
every pitcher is ded
nigger roberts is still nigger

nigger roberts 10/01/24 (Tue) 16:28:21 No.1652585

>>1652576
me

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NFL WEEK 4 - HURRICANE WADINA EDITION Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 14:14:12 No.1652068 [Reply]

SUN, SEP 29

New Orleans Saints (2-1) vs. Atlanta Falcons (1-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<ATL -2.5 TOTAL 44.5
FOX

Los Angeles Rams (1-2) vs. Chicago Bears (1-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<CHI -3.0 TOTAL 47.5
FOX

Cincinnati Bengals (0-3) vs. Carolina Panthers (1-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<CIN -4.5 TOTAL 46
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Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:11:49 No.1652212

>>1652178
scoreboard

kcbro 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:25:15 No.1652215

>>1652211
i know
i goon to her every day
i milk my prostate still i shoot blanks and keep going just to show my devotion to such a beautiful queen

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 01:44:49 No.1652463

anyone watching the niggers?

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 02:23:56 No.1652473

shecawks tried
lions put em away with that one

Spartman 10/01/24 (Tue) 02:26:21 No.1652474

detroit monkeys

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:49:14 No.1652091 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rays (80-81) vs. Red Sox (80-81)
>2:05 PM CT
<TB -116 BOS -104
BSSUN

Phillies (94-67) vs. Nationals (71-90)
>2:05 PM CT
<PHI -152 WSH +128
MASN

Pirates (76-85) vs. Yankees (93-68)
>2:05 PM CT
<PIT +157 NYY -188
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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:35:32 No.1652199

xotz how many touchdowns did the yankees make?

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:50:42 No.1652235

>>1652174
but who was phone?

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:07:30 No.1652249

>>1652193
dbacks are screwed
whoever wins the first game wont even try in the second

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:14:18 No.1652250

>>1652249
yeah
the fucked themselves by playing shitty down the stretch

althrough the mets getting swept and losing out would be hilarious

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 13:03:38 No.1652313

>>1652249
nah, never waste an opportunity to shit on a division rival

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Spartman 09/29/24 (Sun) 19:08:10 No.1652144 [Reply]

*wakes you up*

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Grandpa 09/29/24 (Sun) 20:05:39 No.1652161

>>1652154
re: fwd: fwd: fwd: God is good! WONT BELIEVE THIS
Heartwarming story about purple girl born with kisseys for eyes

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:18:22 No.1652224

>>1652161
this seems like the kind of story id watch at a gas station pump

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 01:51:24 No.1652236

>>1652154
koty material

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:40:59 No.1652256

new compooper so new post asking for kickflip coon
plz and ty :3

Spartman 09/30/24 (Mon) 12:54:03 No.1652309

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>>1652161
>God is good!
if my purple daughter was born with duckface lips for eye sockets i'd believe the contrary