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Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 14:58:41 No.1641820 [Reply]

spros i ordered dotz w/ happy ending but im still sad 😔

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 16:52:08 No.1641842

was dotz sad?

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 15:11:33 No.1660350

Lel shoulda ordered full service

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 15:11:43 No.1660351

Full crik

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Spartman 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:16:29 No.1632569 [Reply]

rememebering

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Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 06:02:26 No.1632919

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>>1632603
meny thenkrs speenon

Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 10:23:02 No.1633168

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Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 00:29:26 No.1635317

WeW
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Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 15:00:29 No.1641821

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Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 15:10:50 No.1660348

Sometimes remember not crik

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Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 18:17:57 No.1641566 [Reply]

>The Simon Wiesenthal Center included some of Farrakhan's comments on its list of the Top 10 antisemitic slurs in 2012.[76]
finally a sport we can compete in

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Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 20:42:00 No.1641597

>>1641566
those guys were dumb and forgot the part about owning niggers
everyone should own a dozen!

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 05:58:04 No.1641753

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>>1641597
>It looks like Spartman is going to use the "niggers" strategy to win the Antisemitic Slurs
<That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 08:27:42 No.1641766

>>1641568
>“We are feeling the effect of the planning of a small group of Zionists and some so-called Christians as well. The Synagogue of Satan and its companions are working day and night to destroy any unity among Spartmen.”
>— Speech delivered in Iran, 2/10/16

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 08:56:09 No.1641773

>“Did you know that /sp/ says that Jews are the most violent of people. I didn't write it, but I'm living to see it.”
— Saviours' Day speech, Chicago, Illinois, 2/26/12

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 15:10:22 No.1660347

Budy this not crik

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Spartman 08/06/24 (Tue) 16:54:09 No.1640774 [Reply]

YU BLODY BASTERD BUDY YU MOTHER FUCK BASTERD YU FUCKING BENCHOD GUY MOTHER FUCK FUCKING BASTERD FUCK YOU ARE WORST BUDY BENDHOD BLODY BASTERD FUCK YOU BUDY FUCK YU FUCK YU FUCK YU BASTERD FUCKING MOTHER FUCK BENCHOD GUY

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Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 02:42:16 No.1659694

>>1642791
>5'
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 06:11:36 No.1659725

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>>1659694
Never.
She is pretty good though, and did the best in lead climbing amongst all. Also won silver in the recent world cup.

Imane Khelif declared male: What did the Algerian Olympian’s medical report reveal? Born with testic Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 08:16:55 No.1660208

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>The fresh media report claims that Khelif was born with “testicles” and a “micro-penis.”
>According to Djaffar Ait Aoudia's report published in Lecorrespondant, the medical report of the Algerian boxer indicated “an absence of a uterus,” the presence of “gonads in the inguinal canals” (testicles in her abdomen), “a blind vagina” and a micro-penis in the form of “clitoral hypertrophy.”
>The report was drafted in collaboration between the Kremlin-Bicêtre Hospital in Paris, France, and the Mohamed Lamine Debaghine Hospital in Algiers, Algeria. It also suggested that Imane Khelif was affected by 5-alpha deficiency
>The deficiency, which mainly affects males, impacts humans at the time of birth and influences the normal growth of a child's sexual organs. Due to the deficiency, male babies are incorrectly assigned female due to the presence of deformed genitalia.
>The medical report also suggested that Imane Khelif might have been born to “parents who were perhaps blood relatives” and also recommended “surgical correction and hormone therapy.”

I hope he keeps the medal as reminder though lmao

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 12:54:13 No.1660258

>>1660208
sounds like xhe was born in kentucky

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 13:05:09 No.1660265

>>1660208
Who gives a fuck

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NFL WEEK 9 THREAD: SAINT PEANUT EDITION Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 18:23:09 No.1659824 [Reply]

"Come with me Peanut, where we are going, there are no libtards…"
SUN, NOV 3

Dallas Cowboys (3-4) vs. Atlanta Falcons (5-3)
>12:00 PM CT
<ATL -3.0 TOTAL 49.5
FOX

Denver Broncos (5-3) vs. Baltimore Ravens (5-3)
>12:00 PM CT
<BAL -8.5 TOTAL 45.5
CBS

Miami Dolphins (2-5) vs. Buffalo Bills (6-2)
>12:00 PM CT
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Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 03:35:32 No.1660169

nanananananana nanananananana

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 03:47:18 No.1660172

hat cheefs

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 04:10:30 No.1660179

GO FOR TWO
END THESE KANSS CITY FAGGOTS

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 04:10:44 No.1660180

gaylight savings is now illegal under dictator trump

Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 12:16:04 No.1660248

can i bet in how exactly many niggers collide?

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TODAY SPOOPY EDITION Spartman 10/24/24 (Thu) 20:16:22 No.1657468 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

YESTODORROW
🎃🕸️⚰️🍬🧛

"The owl’s call, a prelude to midnight’s reign.” -Robert GHOST

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Spartman 11/04/24 (Mon) 20:07:15 No.1660038

idk man all i was saying is they had a whole fucking trial. if any of the kiwifags evidence was worth anything, im sure it got brought up in court. it prolly wasnt tho, cuz it was some fucking screencaps of a discord and some shitty phone convo recording, and that was basically the whole of it.
theyre generally not very lenient on ppl who abuse the elderly. nvm when its their own mom. if they had any real proof whatsoever, he wouldnt be free and walking around and making fucking crayon drawings for kammy rn.

also kiwis are gullible faggots. that was kinda just a complimentary point, but its nonetheless important in the broader picture.

Spartman 11/04/24 (Mon) 20:18:30 No.1660040

>>1660036
no dude prisons and jails are littered with weird trannys and sex pests. they get charged all the fucking time.
hes not in jail/psychward cause they couldnt charge him with anything cuz there wasnt any proof.
some poor fucking bastard presumably had to inspect barb, and they didnt find shit.

Spartman 11/04/24 (Mon) 20:33:45 No.1660044

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Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 02:24:21 No.1660144

>>1659989
this tbh.
although the circumstantial shit is kinda ehhhhhhhhhh but id say its like a 50/50 chance either way. certainly not slam dunk like fucking kiwiniggers won't stfu about

Spartman 11/07/24 (Thu) 04:57:29 No.1661425

truth be told i don't even care whether cwc fucked his mom or not

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FUNBALL WEEK 10 Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 08:31:39 No.1659504 [Reply]

Saturday, Nov. 2

#No. 3 Penn State vs. No. 4 Ohio State, 12 p.m. | FOX
No. 5 Miami (Fla.) vs. Duke, 12 p.m. | ABC/ESPN+
#No. 19 Ole Miss vs. Arkansas, 12 p.m. | ESPN
No. 24 Illinois vs. Minnesota, 12 p.m. | FS1
#No. 21 Army vs. Air Force, 12 p.m. | CBS/Paramount+ (Commander in Chief's Trophy)
Oklahoma vs. Maine, 12 p.m. | ESPN+/SEC Network
Purdue vs. Northwestern, 12 p.m. | BTN
NC State vs. Stanford, 12 p.m. | ACCN
Syracuse vs. Virginia Tech, 12 p.m. | The CW Network
Akron vs. Buffalo, 12 p.m. | CBSSN
Eastern Michigan vs. Toledo, 12 p.m. | ESPN U
Memphis vs. UTSA, 12 p.m. | ESPN2
Brown vs. Pennsylvania, 12 p.m. | ESPN+
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Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 06:16:38 No.1659726

>>1659724
>get your gun out nigger

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 07:01:29 No.1659732

>gamegox raprd faggies
wew

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 11:33:07 No.1659760

>>1659724
this is what happens when you stop spanking your monkeys

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 16:48:09 No.1659810

>>1659724
What a fucking nigger.

Spartman 11/04/24 (Mon) 01:34:29 No.1659899

REMINDER
DEATH TO ALL JERKOPS JUDGES AND POLITICIANS

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Spartman 10/18/24 (Fri) 18:06:26 No.1656194 [Reply]

you know what time it is
you know how we do

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 12:23:32 No.1659768

it's november

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Spartman 08/13/24 (Tue) 01:02:55 No.1642367 [Reply]

ITT: post yfw yu lik criket
>mfw i lik criket

Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 22:50:08 No.1659663

I like crik

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 09:50:12 No.1659746

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>>1659663
veri nic butt wher is yfw?

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 11:06:10 No.1659753

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i dont lik crik i luv crik

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 11:42:29 No.1659763

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i hat nigers

dudddddddermaaan Spartman 10/31/24 (Thu) 09:09:40 No.1659073 [Reply]

it is the DAY wher all my spooky CRs at????

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Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 03:00:54 No.1659698

>>1659074
herro mrs dudder here i gotta dicked down so rell toray

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 03:30:18 No.1659701

>>1659394
i wish someone captured this full episode
its like the essence of the best years of coast to coast am but in visual media form

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 04:51:45 No.1659711

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>>1659556
>takeit♂boy
>takeit♂boy
>takeit♂boy

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 06:25:27 No.1659728

>>1659243
MUH FUCKN GOCK

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 11:30:44 No.1659758

>>1659394
BLACK COCK HELICOPTERS

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dotz 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:52:37 No.1659686 [Reply]

Ahhh I must cover myself in scribbles

Elon Musk 11/03/24 (Sun) 02:54:17 No.1659696

Very concerning #gamergate

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Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 22:48:37 No.1659662 [Reply]

Rulecuck

68mil 11/02/24 (Sat) 23:01:49 No.1659665

we like rules here

Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:00:30 No.1659678

mil lost the election

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MLB THREAD: WORLDU SERIESU EDITION 野球の勝者 Spartman 10/25/24 (Fri) 14:53:29 No.1657635 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

GAME 1
Yankees vs. Dodgers
>10/25/24
>7:08 PM CT
<NYY +109 LAD -129
FOX

GAME 2
Yankees vs. Dodgers
>10/26/24
>7:08 PM CT
<NYY +109 LAD -129
FOX

GAME 3
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Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 17:52:15 No.1659588

>>1659568
i think he actually lights it slightly before
thats just the closest frames i could get to seeing his hand get turned into hamburger
the explosion itself totally peaks out the digital phone cam immediately and you cant see anything

Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 18:01:13 No.1659591

dotz why did you kill peanut the squirrel?

Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 18:36:35 No.1659598

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ruh roh dotz
its not looking so good

Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 21:29:37 No.1659643

cole either makes the yankess pay him or he goes to doyers lmaoooooo

doyers world order in full effect

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>>1659643
l-l-lotta baseball left

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NFL WEEK 8 - WADINA AMERICANA EDITION Spartman 10/27/24 (Sun) 14:24:51 No.1658112 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

SUN, OCT 27

Baltimore Ravens (5-2) vs. Cleveland Browns (1-6)
>12:00 PM CT
<BAL -8.5 TOTAL 45.5
CBS

Tennessee Titans (1-5) vs. Detroit Lions (5-1)
>12:00 PM CT
<DET -11.5 TOTAL 48
FOX

Green Bay Packers (5-2) vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-5)
>12:00 PM CT
<GB -4.0 TOTAL 45
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Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 15:07:22 No.1659551

>>1659523
bew hew oh bew hew hew
>>1659545
they all got married ime, that wasn't an exaggeration

Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 15:30:44 No.1659557

>>1659551
guess i dont hang out with many married couples, so schrodingers dingbat
snooze ya lose i guess rip me

Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 15:36:13 No.1659559

>>1659557
>hang out
well i do hang out with a few couples where the woman is a dingbat but i also move shit into/out of people's houses as a side gig and that's where i notice it most. i know how you feel tho this is what i get for wasting my 20s being drunk and chasing after slampigs but no sense giving up. at least until your dick stops working bc it's def over then lel

Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 16:06:47 No.1659565

>>1659559
for real. managed to recover somehow, just cant get over that no new ditzs cropped up tho
actual cultural genocide spro tripping me out. maybe shopping malls were symbiotic breeding centers or smth

Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 19:46:47 No.1659619

>>1659565
NEWS FLASH
People still go to malls all across America.