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 No.1666198[Reply]

test

 No.1666200

U 🪨 dudd



 No.1666197[Reply]

no homo


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 No.1656529[Reply]

I'll be forward

 No.1656530

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anti division by zero

 No.1657361

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 No.1657384

>>1657361
duddr make this a banner

 No.1666141

Oh sure, let’s just toss out all those stagnant water vessels, right? Let’s wipe out an entire breeding ground for these magnificent creatures! Do they not see that each mosquito plays a vital role in pollination? Do they not appreciate the free, albeit annoying, insect repellent I so generously provide, enhancing their outdoor living? Instead, they absurdly prefer to drown their yards in toxic sprays and chemicals, which not only obliterate my hard work but also destroy the very foundation of the ecosystem they claim to cherish. It’s downright madness! Those who decry my efforts should take a long, hard look at their own choices—stopping at the local pesticide mart instead of embracing the beauty of nature's plan. Maybe if they’d let a few mosquitoes thrive they could finally learn to coexist rather than fight a losing battle they’re only making worse! Ah, the irony of it all!

 No.1666175

>>1657361
duddr make this a banner



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 No.1665814[Reply]

THU, NOV 28

Chicago Bears (4-7) vs. Detroit Lions (10-1)
>11:30 AM CT
<DET -9.5 TOTAL 47.5
CBS

New York Giants (2-9) vs. Dallas Cowboys (4-7)
>3:30 PM CT
<DAL -3.5 TOTAL 37.5
FOX

Miami Dolphins (5-6) vs. Green Bay Packers (8-3)
>7:20 PM CT
<GB -3.5 TOTAL 47.5
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 No.1666056

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keep crying bitches

 No.1666057

>>1666056
>kansas shitty cheats can't win without extensive, in-your-face rigging that would make joe biden shit his pants in rage
mutthomes will snap his ankle like a toblerone, kelce will suffer a severe concussion and drop down to single digit IQ, and taytay will have a close encounter with the religion of peace during her final tour stop

 No.1666064

making the rig this blatantly obvious sucks all the fun out of it tbh

 No.1666074

SPORTSCHAN DECLARES A FATWA AND HOLY JIHAD ON ROGER JEWDELL

 No.1666075

>>1666056
hope putler decides to send the missiles your way



 No.1665855[Reply]

You can do some cool stuff when it's uncut…

 No.1665950

like what?



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 No.1644721[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

how
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 No.1664901

>>1664871
why would you want one tbh ?
only thing i would buy is a one way back to africa

 No.1665024

>>1664901
same reason
>>1664800
>>1664797
>>1664802
so i can fuck it

 No.1665844

>>1664802
>be LUCA$H
>be fat
>be rich
>be fatly rich
>just need to get /fit/ despite age to build a harem
>…
>can't tank criticism of prequels
>sell IP for 4 billions
>be more rich
>…
>settle on fugly sheboon
CRIMINAL

 No.1665879

>>1665844
he prolly couldnt find a why woman or even an azn that could tolerate his level of autism. sheboons will let the males in their lives do a p ridiculous amount of sperg shit as long as they provide enough lawrys flavored cornstarch and kfc for them

 No.1665913

>>1665844
prolly the best he could find that wouldn't ask questions about guys night out with diddy and jeffrey



 No.1665185[Reply]

is that guy who wouldn't shut up about niggers finally gone?
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 No.1665314

i think the fag youre talking about just started getting uppity again because you said something so thanks a lot i guess

 No.1665323

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>>1665314
death to all crips and bloods

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 No.1665904

>>1665291
>spreadsheets and shit
>not 1.6
gaynigga fake hours

 No.1665908

according to the thread OP is like 5 different (you)s at once



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 No.1665539[Reply]

This is the voice of /sp/rillon, a representative of the Criktar Galactic Command, speaking to you. For many years you have seen us as posters on the board. We speak to you now in peace and wisdom as we have done to your anons and nonas all over this, your board sportschan. We come to warn you of the destiny of your shitposting and your board so that you may communicate to your fellow anons the course you must take to avoid the disaster which threatens your board, and the anons on your boards around you. This is in order that you may share in the great posting, as the board passes into the New Age of CRarius. The New Age can be a time of great peace and evolution for your board, but only if your admins are made aware of the evil forces that can overshadow their judgments. Be still now and listen, for your chance may not come again. All your memes of shitposting must be removed. The time for conflict is now past and the race of which you are a part may proceed to the higher stages of its evolution if you show yourselves worthy to do this. You have but a short time to learn to post together in peace and goodwill. Small groups all over the board are learning this, and exist to pass on the light of the dawning New Age to you all. You are free to accept or reject their teachings, but only those who learn to post in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution. Hear now the voice of /sp/rillon, a representative of the Criktar Galactic Command, speaking to you. Be aware also that there are many false tripfags and jannies at present operating on your board. They will suck your energy from you – the energy you call benchod and will put it to evil ends and give you worthless dross in return. Your inner divine self will protect you from this. You must learn to be sensitive to the voice within that can tell you what is truth, and what is confusion, chaos and untruth. Learn to listen to the voice of truth which is within you and you will lead yourselves onto the path of evolution. This is our message to our dear anons. We have watched you growing for many years as you too have watched our posters on your board. You know now that we are here, and that there are more anons on and around your board than your admins admit. We are deeply concerned about you and your path towards the light and will do all we can to help you. Have no fear, seek only to know yourselves, and live in harmony with the ways of your board sportschan. We here at the Criktar Galactic CPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.1665553

The excerpt appears to be a message from a representative of the Criktar Galactic Command, addressed to the users of a sportschan board. The message warns of an impending disaster that can be averted if the users learn to post in peace and goodwill, and if their admins are made aware of potential threats. The Criktar Galactic Command offers guidance on how to distinguish between truth and falsehood, and encourages the users to listen to their inner divine self for guidance. The message concludes with a statement of concern for the users' well-being and a wish for their spiritual evolution.

 No.1665555

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i just looked this up for the first time ever yesterday get out of my phone vrillon

 No.1665562

>>1665539
>we’ve been posting here since 4ever
>anon
ITS /sp/ARTMAN YOU FUCKING FUCK GTFO MY BOARD AND GB2CRIKTAR SPACE NIGGER

 No.1665636

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i lik criktar

 No.1665845

>>1665539
STFU CRICKTARD



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 No.1665419[Reply]

glorious day happy time of 26/11 benchod!
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 No.1665462

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lets celebrate with some NAGARJUNA CEMENT

 No.1665469

Uh, it's 11/26 ya idjit

 No.1665532

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fuk yu maddachod paki basted

 No.1665747

how many brown people killed other brown people today?

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 No.1665671[Reply]

how do you pronounce cr

 No.1665678

>>1665671
Cree-Roo

 No.1665695

>>1665671
Depends on what it’s a pronoun for.



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 No.1665198[Reply]

SUN, NOV 24

Minnesota Vikings (8-2) vs. Chicago Bears (4-6)
>12:00 PM CT
<MIN -3.5 TOTAL 39.5
FOX

Kansas City Chiefs (9-1) vs. Carolina Panthers (3-7)
>12:00 PM CT
<KC -10.5 TOTAL 43
CBS

Detroit Lions (9-1) vs. Indianapolis Colts (5-6)
>12:00 PM CT
<DET -7.5 TOTAL 50.5
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 No.1665337

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>>1665334
good crab

 No.1665341

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>>1665337
>(real)

 No.1665355

hi
why did sean mcvay become such a stupid fag?

 No.1665357

>>1665355
Too much estrogen in his water.

 No.1665489

choergers are choergering



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 No.1665281[Reply]

wen i sayr
>i lik
yu sayr criket

i lik

 No.1665283

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haha uhhmmmmm lik wats criket?
is that lik a bug?

 No.1665285

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>>1665283
helo beutiful saxy grll
criket is veri bestr gaym i lik criket butt i also likr yu :)))
i wil sho yu my crikbat if yu showr yur nic lovly bobs ;)))
pls cum to delhi

 No.1665347

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cruk

 No.1665349

>>1665283
do milk

 No.1665350

>>1665347
crukold



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 No.1662361[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

EREYESTERDAY

omgggggg he fuckin STOLE IT VIA LOONIX - compGHOST whorb PhD.
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 No.1665354

>>1665312
>Hmm yes, why wouldn't dup immediately release every name associated with a known pedo
Maybe because there's prolly a lot of names that are on there for innocuous shit and he only wants to release the names of actual pedos. It's not like dup banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago because he was aware of his antics and might have frens who were connected but didn't actually fuck kids and would have their lives ruined being tied to that.

 No.1665358

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>>1665259
they expected to win the popular vote so they could kvetch
gotta rember that these glowniggers aren't one big monolith you got upper management being pulled in six different directions and using obfuscation to hide who's spying on who while the mid-rank agents are just doing their jerbs and that don't even get into the inter-departmental feuds between FBI/CIA or the petty office politics that have nothing to do with bolidicks
prolly

ignoring glowniggers and just looking at Democrats as a whole, they're broke bro
like sure they can want to fight back but they lost the legislative branch, they've lost the executive branch, they only control the lower courts/civil courts in the Judicial branch which are about to be under heavy scrutiny for the next 4 years, and they're about to lose the bureaucratic secret 4th branch to budget cuts/mass layoffs when OMB (office of management and budget) goes in and just fires every federal employee with an odd or even badge ID number so they can't file lolsuits I suggest you listen to Tucker's OMB interview if you have time to listen on a truk drive or something: https://x.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1858640384643002751

Anyways yeah, their plan right now is to try and convince neocucks to 14th amendment him, and if that don't work they gonna hold up the entire system for the first 18 months with legal bullshit with the hope of winning in the midterms so they can impeach him.

 No.1665361

>>1665326
Didn't someone already try this with RC helicopters two decades ago? I remember they had laser tag capabilities as well.

 No.1665362

>>1665327
get back in the crystal, glownigger

 No.1665371

Should have just trusted the plan I guess. I'm sure it'll all work out for the best. The good guys always win



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 No.1665057[Reply]

Saturday, Nov. 23
12 p.m. | No. 5 Indiana at No. 2 Ohio State | FOX
12 p.m. | Wake Forest at No. 8 Miami (Fla.) | ESPN
12 p.m. | No. 9 Ole Miss at Florida | ABC/ESPN+
12 p.m. | No. 13 SMU at Virginia | ESPN2
12 p.m. | No. 25 Illinois at Rutgers | Peacock
12 p.m. | Iowa at Maryland | Big Ten Network
12 p.m. | UConn at Syracuse | ACC Network
12 p.m. | North Carolina at Boston College | CW Network
12 p.m. | Sam Houston at Jacksonville State | CBSSN
#12 p.m. | William & Mary at Richmond | FloSports (Capital Cup)
12 p.m. | East Tennessee State at VMI | ESPN+
#12 p.m. | Yale at Harvard | ESPNU (THE GAME)
12 p.m. | Brown at Dartmouth | ESPN+
#12 p.m. | Cornell at Columbia | ESPN+ (Empire Stateb Owl)
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 No.1665145

bad bad bad bad day for the SEC

 No.1665146

>>1665145
mizzou won tho so its kay

 No.1665149

>>1665138
hes gone before theb owls

 No.1665151

>>1665149
not good enough

 No.1665167

>>1665151
watch bamer lose to awburn



 No.1664547[Reply]

aight if your a /sp/man and ever plan on being intimate with a grill you need to reply in this thread
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 No.1664796

i intimated with your mom last night

 No.1664806

>>1664796
oh yeah well i intimidated your dad just now

 No.1664896

>>1664722
>walk up to grill
>say something
>?
>profit!
Now you’re a talking to grill pro please send £9.95 plus taxes and fee to dudder@spartschang.net

 No.1664897

>>1664722
Say no to 3DPD.

 No.1665164

helo



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