▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 14:52:10 No. 1673823 [Last 50 Posts]
hatsu basho starts today, budys!
still don't know if i can get any source for the videos
so stay tuned i till update you budys
generally can reach me here or not:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner MEAK THE SUMO THREAD
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 14:54:10 No. 1673824
shit that telegram channel you posted is ded for copyright gaymess
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 15:18:20 No. 1673827 >>1674034
found this on this website
https://telemetr.io/en/channels/1477324679-nattosumo last update was on Dec 6…
does not look good
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 16:26:35 No. 1673834 >>1673835 >>1673839
it seems this channel posts full broadcasts
https://vkvideo.ru/@miselet ▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 17:01:59 No. 1673839
>>1673834 >>1673835 i think that's abema footage
seems like all there, uncut unedited, problems:
- too long, makuuchi is 1 hour 45 mins (we could just skip parts, I've no time to edit)
- tried to stream it on cytube it fails
- tried to get it with yt-dlp it fails
maybe there is a way, i dunno
will think of something
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 17:08:12 No. 1673840 >>1673842 >>1673845 >>1673872
I found them on telegram, but gotta figure out a way to download it because the big vids only play in app.
https://t.me/SumoCuts/3141 https://t.me/SumoCuts/3142 ▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 17:08:24 No. 1673841
ah we found something
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 17:08:53 No. 1673842
>>1673840 ah yes, this one
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 17:21:11 No. 1673845
>>1673840 turns out it's easy in phone app. sending files now
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 18:41:34 No. 1673862
>nhk bigger stream jews than nfl
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 18:58:59 No. 1673870
fugging nihonjews
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 19:02:52 No. 1673872
>>1673840 fuckin
NICE budy
heres a list of seeming backups (in case you didnt click the channel header and see this already)
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 08:18:37 No. 1674034 >>1674054
>>1673827 >>1673828 Man, Sumo is already halfway in the grave it fucking deserves it is NHK is gonna gatekeep anyone from coming along and trying to enjoy it wtf
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 11:03:07 No. 1674054 >>1674077
>>1674034 Sumo is for nipponese only, baka gaijins don't deserve to follow the glorious sport
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 14:01:14 No. 1674077
>>1674054 unress baka gaijin pays 900 dorrarus for the apparu.
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 16:28:19 No. 1674093 >>1674147
WE HAEV NATTOSTRAM
sumo at noon EST
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner sidenote:
on yt Don Don Sumo offers short videos, the top 5 bouts of the day with play-by-play analysis for both juryo and makuuchi divisions
pretty gud
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 21:50:22 No. 1674147
>>1674093 hope it was gud sumo budy
my werk is gigafucked for next couple see ya in a few assuming i survive the jump off the building
▶ Spartman 01/14/25 (Tue) 16:40:28 No. 1674289
starting about in a half an hour budys!
▶ Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 17:02:44 No. 1674486
also it seems we can start closer to noon EST, than 1pm.
▶ Spartman 01/15/25 (Wed) 17:27:39 No. 1674494 >>1674495
i need to find a job where i can watch the whole stram instead of just half an hour for lunch if i'm lucky
▶ Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 16:09:08 No. 1674661
bwt sumo is in an hour or so
▶ Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 16:27:03 No. 1674666 >>1674668
>>1674660 what was the injury?
▶ Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 16:38:44 No. 1674668 >>1674677
>>1674666 He has knee and spine problems.
▶ Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 18:00:52 No. 1674677 >>1674680
>>1674668 >spine rip his career, damn
▶ Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 18:12:46 No. 1674680
>>1674677 Today they said knee and hip as the direct reason of him going kyujo.
But everything is wrecked essentially.
▶ Spartman 01/17/25 (Fri) 17:07:11 No. 1674879
come on budys, starting in minutes!
▶ Spartman 01/17/25 (Fri) 20:11:11 No. 1674912
yall ever see this nasty ass british bitch that got fucked by 1000 guys and then walked around LAWN-DON with multiple guys splooge on her face ?
▶ Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 20:11:24 No. 1675082 >>1675084 >>1675249
is this gonna happen on saturdays regularly? it's looking like that's the only day i can reliably catch at least a little bit of the stram for the foreseeable future outside of occasional lunch break goyphone break
▶ Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 20:15:04 No. 1675084 >>1675087
>>1675082 today was day 7 of 15. so you'll have a chance next week. next big tournament is 6-8 weeks later i think
▶ Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 20:17:07 No. 1675087 >>1675249
>>1675084 cool i'll try to catch the whole thing next saturday then
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 15:46:17 No. 1675249
yea, budys, starting at noon EST again!
we are halfway through, the first couple of "kachi-koshi" (8 wins) can roll in today!
sadly yesterday Oho was defeated by Hoshoryu but he still can win the yusho!
>>1675082 basho's are on every other months, starting January, usually starts second Sunday and is on for 15 days
>>1675087 you are welcomed any time
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 16:59:29 No. 1675261
budys sumo time
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 18:04:39 No. 1675272
good sumo budys
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 18:34:59 No. 1675279 >>1675281
>there was a sunday stram
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 18:38:42 No. 1675281 >>1675331
>>1675279 its 15 days straight once every 2 months. this was day 8 so next sunday will have sumo to
▶ Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 16:34:24 No. 1675540
>>1675529 actually we might wait for Trumps blabbing, perhaps it starts at noon EST no?
we're watching the livestram btw, fatso sings something
>americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa >FUCK YE ▶ Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 17:03:07 No. 1675590
most important event at noon this day is onSUMO
▶ Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 17:45:36 No. 1675692
sumo is on now budys
▶ Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 18:10:52 No. 1675723
KACHI-KOSHI
▶ Spartman 01/22/25 (Wed) 16:21:07 No. 1676243
>>1676142 very good kaki. skyscraper sumo when?
▶ Spartman 01/22/25 (Wed) 16:43:17 No. 1676246
not sure when will start today, not at noon EST that's for sure
>>1676142 good job budy
▶ Spartman 01/22/25 (Wed) 17:10:20 No. 1676251
all right, I think starting at 12:20 EST
▶ Spartman 01/22/25 (Wed) 17:51:56 No. 1676258
dudder plz make the /s/ board for sumo hobby
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 17:01:31 No. 1676635 >>1676637 >>1676638
only 3 days left. only high stakes bouts
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 17:15:15 No. 1676637 >>1676640
>>1676635 they're definitely being held tomorrow and sunday right? i'm gonna make a point of catching the saturday one at the vary least
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 17:15:38 No. 1676638
>>1676635 I hate working during the Japan live and showering/going to bed during the highlights
Thanks for hosting sumo friend
▶ Spartman 01/24/25 (Fri) 17:23:45 No. 1676640
>>1676637 yes its a continuous event, 15 days straight
it'll be ON on the weekend
▶ Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 12:38:41 No. 1676793
>>1676789 >soon™ if he wins the next 2 bouts plus if he goes 13-2 or so in the next tournament it could happen
▶ Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 13:37:56 No. 1676801
>>1676781 hahhh! young Tamawashi at 3:24!
"young" he was 27 back then
as for Takanoyama, all he does in the video are used in sumo, granted most of the wrestlers to that level he was at (#12M) aren't that skilled
the difference between him and the top guys that those have the size too,
comparison with just the leaner rikishis from the top:
- Takanoyama, 185cm / 98 kg (from wikipee)
- Hoshoryu, 188 cm / 148 kg
- Wakamotoharu 187 cm / 150 kg
- Waka Unnamable kage 182 cm / 136 kg
- Kirishima 186 cm / 150 kg
- Takerufuji 184 cm / 148 kg - he ranks at #11M, but he already won a championship (yusho) in the topmost division, makuuchi
perhaps if Takanoyama had eaten more, he could have risen higher.
▶ Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 15:37:35 No. 1676811
>>1676809 cool i have time for
ERRANDS ▶ Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 16:10:41 No. 1676815
50 mintues budys!
▶ Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 16:35:35 No. 1676818
25 mins
>>1676809 image well generated budy
▶ Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 16:59:22 No. 1676820
>thought i could install nobara updates real quick >it's taking forever
▶ Spartman 01/26/25 (Sun) 16:54:35 No. 1676977
5 mins and starting, budys!
▶ Spartman 01/26/25 (Sun) 19:44:34 No. 1677007 >>1677324
>>1676993 does this mean the mongols finally successfully invaded japan?
▶ Spartman 01/26/25 (Sun) 22:49:08 No. 1677050
wew hosh was FEELIN IT
▶ Spartman 01/27/25 (Mon) 16:21:59 No. 1677324 >>1677330 >>1677331 >>1677365 >>1677388
hey ho budys!
we are after a great basho, many interesting, unexpected events and results, and we have a new yokozuna to celebrate, congrats Hoshoryu!
one of the sad news was the retirement of yokozuna Terunofuji, his health, strength and performance deteriorated to the point he decided to end his career as a wrestler, he will continue as oyakata, an elder, a coach. he'll stay at his sable Isegahama, and will retain his ring name. he will be missed from the dohyo, im sure i will
beyond these im really glad for Oho's great performance and amazed on WINbozan's too
>>1676993 he did well and kept it together for the playoffs
essentially he won 14 times during the tournament even if the score does not reflects it
>>1677007 they have mongolian yokozunas continuously from 2003 continuously when Hoshoryu's uncle Asashoryu was awarded with the title
▶ Spartman 01/27/25 (Mon) 17:13:46 No. 1677330
>>1677324 that's a big sippy cup
▶ Spartman 01/27/25 (Mon) 17:17:02 No. 1677331
>>1677324 Damn, that's awesome! I'm sure Kirishima is stoked that he got the title, good on you Hoshoryu
▶ Spartman 01/27/25 (Mon) 23:00:03 No. 1677365 >>1677388 >>1677442
>>1677324 is he officially yokozuna now, or are they still deliberating over it?
▶ Spartman 01/28/25 (Tue) 01:49:26 No. 1677388
>>1677365 today was the day
>>1677324 congrats to hosh!
▶ Spartman 01/28/25 (Tue) 08:41:31 No. 1677442
>>1677365 it's official that he'll get promoted. they still have to hold ceremony to make him yokozuna, by the announcement of the banzuke (toplist essentially) before the next tournament, he'll be on it as yokozuna
this is the official banzuke, still reflects the situation prior to the january basho:
https://sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/ here's two articles that says he got promoted:
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/sports/2025/01/28/sumo/hoshoryu-yokozuna-promotion/ - this one is paywalled but says enough:
>Sumo avoided having a hole at the top for the first time in over 30 years Monday when the Mongolian Hoshoryu was recommended for promotion to the highest rank of yokozuna. https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQODH270B60X20C25A1000000/ - this one is jap but says they were very lenient since in theory an ozeki needs two consequent yushos to win. the article summarizes his recent record
i have to add the rule has a clause: "or similar performance" which can be applied flexibly
▶ Spartman 01/29/25 (Wed) 22:44:51 No. 1677794 >>1677796
so whens the next tournament gonna happen?
▶ Spartman 01/29/25 (Wed) 22:58:45 No. 1677796 >>1677802
>>1677794 The next major sumo tournament is the March Grand Sumo Tournament (Haru Basho), scheduled from March 9 to March 23, 2025, at the EDION Arena Osaka in Osaka. 
Tickets for this tournament will be available for purchase starting February 8, 2025.
▶ Spartman 01/29/25 (Wed) 23:54:05 No. 1677802 >>1678148 >>1678262
>>1677796 oh not too terribly far away, thanks.
wish i could go in person and wave at the stram tbh but i don't know much nippongorilla speak and i'm poor af ▶ Spartman 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:07:58 No. 1677819
what a surprise
▶ Spartman 01/31/25 (Fri) 16:38:07 No. 1678148 >>1678182
>>1677802 find a way spigger
the exchange rate is great for ameridollars right now
▶ Spartman 01/31/25 (Fri) 20:01:18 No. 1678182 >>1678214 >>1680581
>>1678148 yah i guess you're right. how fast do you think an idiot can learn enough nipplese to get by as a tourist?
▶ Spartman 02/01/25 (Sat) 00:16:37 No. 1678214 >>1678239 >>1678255
>>1678182 you don't need to know shit
just use google translate and know the complete basics
hello
yes
no
thank you
sorry (you will be apologizing a lot for being a baka gaijin)
▶ Spartman 02/01/25 (Sat) 01:51:23 No. 1678239 >>1678255
>>1678214 also gud to know how to ask where the shitter is
▶ Spartman 02/01/25 (Sat) 02:54:13 No. 1678255 >>1678343
>>1678214 >>1678239 i actually wanna learn some of the language tho, i don't need goygle's help looking like an idiot i'll do that in their language tyvm. plus using google translate for basic stuff is annoying surely bare minimum conversation in jappins isn't
that hard?
▶ Spartman 02/01/25 (Sat) 03:47:11 No. 1678262
>>1677802 i'm more afraid of getting on planes
▶ Spartman 02/01/25 (Sat) 17:06:28 No. 1678343 >>1680582
>>1678255 You need minimum 6 months to do anything beyond
>Ikura desu ka? (how much?) >Wakarimasen (I don't get it) >Itadakimasu (rubba dub dub thanks for the grub) >Gochusousama deshita (damn that was good food) >Niku (Meat) >Yasai (Vegetable) >Sake (booze, generic term for all booze) >Kuso (shit) >Toire desu ka (where's the shitter) >Sumimasen (light apology/excuse me) >Shinee fuzakeru na (hello nice to meet you) >Uzai, damare konoyarou (see you later) >Yamero! Atama ni kuru (Please elaborate) >Nametenja ne zo omae no sei daro (I'm a gaijin plz help) ▶ Spartman 02/08/25 (Sat) 15:08:42 No. 1679790 >>1679791 >>1680582
>Here is the article "Mongolian sumo wrestler to present his film in Cannes" and here is a quote from it, "today Mongolian sumo wrestler Ichinojo, also known as A. Ichinnorov, is preparing to present his film "Wide West" at the Cannes Film Festival (…) the film tells the story of Japanese sumo wrestlers traveling to America in the 1900s". https
: //burunen.ru/news/society/135284-mongolskiy-sumoist-predstavit-svoy-film-v-kannakh-/
https://archive.ph/xGiQ0 ▶ Spartman 02/08/25 (Sat) 15:11:09 No. 1679791
>>1679790 oh shit i'm gonna check that out, i love "azn meets wild western" stuff
▶ Spartman 02/10/25 (Mon) 08:20:55 No. 1680577
>>1677468 dang that tiny jappo woman has a manly voice
>>1677755 awsoem!
he is young, 25, healthy, he can have a decade long reign as yokozuna
problem with Teru was that he became yokozuna fairly late, when he was 30, after a miraculous recovery from a combination of injuries and illnesses, and all this take their toll
hopefully others will join to Hoshoryu, Onosato is 25 as well
I have my doubts that Oho will get to be a top rikishi, but I continue to root for him
▶ Spartman 02/10/25 (Mon) 08:33:39 No. 1680581
>>1678123 >>1678155 >On the day before his expected promotion it was reported that Hōshōryū would be adopting the Unryū style, like his uncle Asashōryū did, for ring-entering ceremonies. he looks very serious and dignified
the "angry dad stare" is for the ring
good for Hiradoumi and Meisei to be his assitants
>>1678182 just scream
>YORIKIRI MASHTA HOSHORYU NO KACHI to everyone and you are good to go
▶ Spartman 02/10/25 (Mon) 08:37:12 No. 1680582
>>1678343 useful
>>1679790 dang, i'd watch the Ichinojo movie! he was one big lad!
Teru and him were pals as far as i know
▶ Spartman 02/14/25 (Fri) 01:56:31 No. 1681206 >>1681223
when sumo again?
▶ Spartman 02/14/25 (Fri) 03:33:33 No. 1681223 >>1681225
>>1681206 March 9 in Osaka
▶ Spartman 02/14/25 (Fri) 03:38:02 No. 1681225 >>1681363
>>1681223 will it be the same general schedule? now that i know it's held on saturdays and sundays i can watch it regularly and learn more about it. it's crazy how fun two fat guys slapping and throwing each other out of a tiny ring is
▶ Spartman 02/14/25 (Fri) 22:11:51 No. 1681363 >>1681411
>>1681225 yes we intend to stream from March 9 to 23 each day at the same time (about noon east coast time)
▶ Spartman 02/15/25 (Sat) 01:52:38 No. 1681411
>>1681363 neato can't wait for the weekend strams
▶ Spartman 03/03/25 (Mon) 02:45:10 No. 1684269
>fatslap in one more week SOON
▶ Spartman 03/04/25 (Tue) 20:48:23 No. 1684625
SUNDAY SUNDAY FUNDAY
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 14:41:54 No. 1685271
>>1685270 sure why not, it'll help balance out the bolidigs threds
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 15:02:29 No. 1685276
>>1685270 vary simple, new basho, new thread