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File: 1683989413044.mp4 (16.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, WINGS VS BOOGIE PREFIGHT W….mp4)

 No.1552561[Reply]

Starts in about 85 minutes, Livestream links should be this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=07T0ipbq6SQ
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 No.1553438

guess we were both right
>Shōchū (Japanese: 焼酎) is a Japanese distilled beverage. It is typically distilled from rice, barley, sweet potatoes, buckwheat, or brown sugar, though it is sometimes produced from other ingredients such as chestnut, sesame seeds, potatoes, or even carrots
sounds fucked

 No.1553442

does rice wine taste like yellows?

 No.1553473

>>1553442
rice wine legit fuckin good

 No.1553475

>>1553442
youve never had sake? that shit is prime dirtbag swill if youre out with some budys at a nip restaurant/bar cheap af tastes gud and is strong enough to fuck you up good and proper but weak enough to take your time with it
fuck i love sake

 No.1553568

>>1553442
i like the saki that is served cold and cloudy



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 No.1553378[Reply]

WHITE-

Florida Panthers (42-32-8) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (52-21-9)
>7:00 PM CT
<FLA +110 CAR -143
TNT

CHOCOLATE-

Los Angeles Lakers (43-39) vs. Denver Nuggets (53-29)
>7:30 PM CT
<DEN -5.5 TOTAL 227
ESPN

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-
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 No.1553488

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 No.1553496

>>1553453
You shouldn't leave your kot in the kitchen if you're not also there honestly, that's just asking for trouble

 No.1553498

>Jim Cramer just predicted that an ‘economic wave’ will soon hit the US — and it will be 'fantastic for investors.'
oh fuck everything is about to tank

 No.1553499

>inverting Jim Cramer's highest conviction recommendations has yielded another quarter of extremely lucrative returns for our Cramer-based investing strategy. It ended the year on a strong note, gaining an additional 3.49% during the last quarter and now has outperformed the market twice in a row for a compounded annual growth rate of 21.85%. Given that his market underperformance has solidified to the point where inverting his stock recommendations in actuality tends to deliver alpha on the market, we will persist with our efforts tracking his on-air performances as we believe it represents an intriguing and potentially profitable investment strategy.
this shit is so fucking funny

 No.1553561

>>1553499
i swear this guy only exists to tip off investors and a bunch of internet dweebs figured it out and now get to profit too
>im gonna give public insider trading signals but with a twist
>i will always be wrong
guy needs to be in stock guy jail



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 No.1553095[Reply]

WHITE-

CHOCOLATE-

Los Angeles Lakers (43-39) vs. Denver Nuggets (53-29)
>7:30 PM CT
<DEN -6.5 TOTAL 222.5
ESPN

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Los Angeles Angels (22-20) vs. Baltimore Orioles (26-15)
>5:35 PM CT
<LAA +110 BAL -149
MASN2
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 No.1553270

>>1553223
No such thing as "cheatkees".

 No.1553296

>>1553270
lol whatre you on about?
fucking everyone cheats, its the mlb ffs
basedball in particular is prolly the most likely pro spart you can cheat in. not only is like every other power hitter juiced off their tits, but theres like a dozen other ways you can cheat simply due to the complexity of the game

the trick is to not get caught lol
rip cheatkees

 No.1553297

i want chicken i want liver meow mix meow mix IM A NIGGER

 No.1553299

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 No.1553304

>>1553299
yea-huh

lol reminds me after red sox traded manny ramirez he got caught taking birth control, which while not technically illegal, was obv him cycling roids, and then they were watching him so he transformed back into a lanklet
p sure at least a couple of that worlds eries team was juiced. ortiz too, almost for sure



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 No.1552621[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tampa Bay Rays (30-11) vs. New York Yankees (23-18)
>12:05 PM CT
Winner: New York Yankees
9-8

Seattle Mariners (20-19) vs. Detroit Tigers (17-21)
>12:10 PM CT
Winner: Seattle Mariners
5-0

Cincinnati Reds (18-21) vs. Miami Marlins (19-21)
>12:10 PM CT
Winner: Cincinnati Reds
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 No.1552638

i cannot believe dem yankees won today
i considered spliting this series a miralce by Dotzus they done did it

 No.1552640

>>1552627
lmao it just madeshit upguessing wadina is a nigress because ofherlast name?

 No.1552666

>>1552640
google bard wouldn't just make shit up

 No.1553227

>>1552628
>The website was created in 2005 by two friends, who wanted to create a website that would make fun of the serious and often self-important sports media.
Does this refer to the two guys that used to own this site before dudder pickpocketed the servers? There was an archive thread about sportschan sometime back and some links from 2009 I think showed the site belonged to two guys so did the AI check web archive to talk about a website? Or does it just make shit up like the one about Wadindu above

 No.1553235

>>1553227
making shit up

also there was a second sportschan in 2011 that was used for about a year before the domain expired



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 No.1552815[Reply]

WHITE-

Vegas Golden Knights (51-22-9) vs. Edmonton Oilers (50-23-9)
>9:00 PM CT
<VGK +140 EDM -182
ESPN

CHOCOLATE-

Philadelphia 76ers vs. Boston Celtics
Game in Progress
>PHI: 62 - BOS: 88
ABC
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 No.1552991

turtlejohn???

 No.1552997

>>1552991
short for terrance johnson
youd go by TJ too if that was your name

 No.1553026

>>1552997
t'darrance johnson more like

 No.1553034

>dis nigga aint never met a nigga named terrance
cuz they all frontin like T dubs and T money or sum shit nigga

 No.1553171

turtlejohn
longohn
bavarian creme filled chocolate froasted eclair



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 No.1552949[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

New York Mets (20-21) vs. Washington Nationals (17-23)
>3:05 PM CT
<NYM -175 WSH +130
MASN2

Los Angeles Angels (21-20) vs. Baltimore Orioles (26-14)
>5:35 PM CT
<LAA -139 BAL +105
MASN

New York Yankees (23-19) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (24-16)
>6:07 PM CT
<NYY +130 TOR -175
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 No.1553031

>>1553012
This is dudder's future if GHOST wins and it's definitely not beautiful

 No.1553033

what is it called when you get so ongry that you stop being able to comprehend language at all and your ears start ringing

 No.1553089

>>1553033
pure hate

 No.1553090

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>>1553033
time for an ice cream sniker

 No.1553091

>>1553089
>>1553090
hey it's tuesday and you're in mondays thread btw



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 No.1552609[Reply]

>gay area faggots
>muh steph curry
>muh dubs
>muh splahed brothers
lmao die gay area die die dieeeeee
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 No.1552700

>>1552698
YEEEH WE GETTIN PAID AND YOU KNO I SPEAK TRUE

 No.1552702

>>1552698
>THE PAIN AND THE SUFFERAGE
i love when niggers try the whole human speech thing
its like when little kids play pretend doctor
saw another one where the guy wouldn't shut the fuck up about what the "equivocal" dollar amount of 40 acres and a mule would be today
>equivocal: open to more than one interpretation; ambiguous:
lel.

 No.1552793

>>1552698
who let these monkeys escape the zoo?

 No.1552794

>>1552702
>its like when little kids play pretend doctor
but thats illegal

 No.1552966

>>1552702
ayo >we gotsa take away dey pain an sufferage an shieeet tho



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 No.1552563[Reply]

HOLY FLIPPIN SNAPPERS

Arlington Renegades vs D.C. Defenders

19:00 CDT
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 No.1552693

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>qb learned to play on youtube
>win da championship
wew

 No.1552694

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did someone get the rock to say jabroni during that lil speech

 No.1552802

>>1552693
who dat bish in the last photo?

 No.1552806

Yamkees lose
;_;

 No.1552814

>>1552802
lo ti nignh



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 No.1552509[Reply]

wew
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 No.1552632

>>1552616
BFA4BBC

 No.1552704

File: 1684038643264.jpg (121.17 KB, 760x570, 4:3, 82967384.jpg)

>>1552509
Why do leggings even come in that size?

 No.1552779

>>1552530
well looks like OP is winning this fishing contest 🐟

 No.1552780

File: 1684081934270.jpg (35.32 KB, 500x355, 100:71, fat-ass.jpg)

>>1552779
Enters the contest……

 No.1552796

>>1552704
because discrimination is racist



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 No.1552454[Reply]

WHITE-

Florida Panthers vs. Toronto Maple Leafs
Game in Progress
>FLA: 0 - TOR: 0
TNT

Edmonton Oilers (50-23-9) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (51-22-9)
>9:00 PM CT
<EDM -139 VGK +110
TNT

CHOCOLATE-

New York Knicks (47-35) vs. Miami Heat (44-38)
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 No.1552500

File: 1683952524854.png (7.97 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

KILL LOS ANGELES NIGGERS

 No.1552503

>>1552500
mil wtf

 No.1552506

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>>1552503
mil has always wanted to murder niggers
you sound new or something

 No.1552507

>>1552506
woah wait… i mean like… i thought mil was hating on.. white…n…n-…negros?

 No.1552513

>>1552507
let's not talk about him until he gets back k bud?



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 No.1552447[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Seattle Mariners vs. Detroit Tigers
Game in Progress
>SEA: 1 - DET: 0
BSDET

Cincinnati Reds vs. Miami Marlins
Game in Progress
>CIN: 0 - MIA: 0
BSFL

Tampa Bay Rays (30-9) vs. New York Yankees (21-18)
>6:05 PM CT
<TB +145 NYY -200
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 No.1552453

go waffle house

 No.1552458


 No.1552480

File: 1683946879720.jpg (672.04 KB, 1303x2048, 1303:2048, BKLYN GRILL DOTZ.jpg)

WOAH
DOTZ WAS AT THE GAME

 No.1552482

>>1552480
im literally wearing that same hat rn…

 No.1552494

>>1552480
HOLY FUCK I CANT BELIEVE IT

>DRIVE HOME SAFE


DTMWTD



 No.1552246[Reply]

someone created an unauthorized mlb thread without my permission and I want it gone
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 No.1552446

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>>1552332
heem lookin' PINK not FIRE RED

i think he strawberry flavor

 No.1552450

which 1 do i post in?????

 No.1552460

>>1552446
listen! i know flamin hot becel when i see him

 No.1552461

File: 1683935907727.mp4 (283.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, sopranos he's a fag.mp4)

>>1552332
becel cr is flamin alright

 No.1552463




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 No.1552219[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

New York Mets (18-19) vs. Cincinnati Reds (15-21)
>11:35 AM CT
<NYM -200 CIN +150
MLBN

San Diego Padres (19-18) vs. Minnesota Twins (20-17)
>12:10 PM CT
<SD -125 MIN -105
MLBN

Chicago White Sox (13-25) vs. Kansas City Royals (11-27)
>1:10 PM CT
<CWS -110 KC -120
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 No.1552323

HOW THE FUCK IS HUBIE BROWN STILL ALIVE I'M FUCKING RABID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.1552326

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damn damn damn

 No.1552333

sixers are chokers and losers

 No.1552335

>>1552333
both are inconsistent tbh

 No.1552368

>>1552326
tell me why I just whimpered and started blushing….



 No.1552250[Reply]

I think my dad might be autistic he's obsessed with going fishing and mowing lawns
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 No.1552303

i take real good care of my poles. make sure to delouse them frequently or else youll have to resort to a final solution to that problem you feel?

 No.1552315

>>1552285
when he goes "muddin" with his buddies does he drive a ford?

 No.1552325

File: 1683858056334.jpg (98.87 KB, 757x863, 757:863, queerwolf.jpg)

does he have this book?

 No.1552328

>>1552325
why do fags fuck dogs
that poor greyhound in france…
monkypoxian anal lesions are a hell of things to get

 No.1552347

>>1552325
yiff in hell gay nigger



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 No.1551355[Reply]

so i FUCKED that fence up
cut through all the welds on one side, pushed it open which broke the welds on the other side
took a walk in the other sides neighborhood.
when i got back, the neighbor next to the fence was outside on his porch. i took another lap around the block, and when i got to the fence it had obviously been moved since i was through it
going back through it he beeped his car at me
was really hoping i'd finish this without anyone noticing, but oh well.
i ziptied it back in place, got it as secured as i can. hopefully will be able to go back tomorrow evening without any trouble to finish putting the new hinges on it
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 No.1552322

>>1552319
you think estrogneic compounds are your ally
you merely adopted the sissy hypno
i was born in it
molded by it
i didn't see straight porn until i was already a man by then it was nothing to me

 No.1552330

>>1552316
hows that shitty little tab so much trouble? you should kick its ass and fuck its entire family in front of it by which i mean you should molest the entire neighborhood youre refugeeing into

 No.1552338

>>1552322
>>1552319
what i wanna know is if there will be mashed potatoes or not

 No.1552345

>>1552338
other day i had a meal at some park service industry fundraiser thing
must have been a 200+ dollar meal
some wild salad with a yuge piece of soft cheese, sorta like mozz. pureed vegetables, purple caulfilower that was soaked in vinegar, asparagus
main course was fucking perfectly cooked filet mignon with some sorta gravy poured on it, seasoned mashed potatoes, and some cooked carrots
then desert was like a pancake things with creme between them and berries
they had an opera singer band with harp giving performances during dinner
shit was wild

 No.1552346

>>1552338
only if you slide into them



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